HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>16705682very exploitable image desu
Why is he always around when women are getting photos?
>>16705682was this when maxxine gave zoey a makeover? zoey looks so fucking weird made up
>>16705682Barking up the wrong tree there Phil.
>>16705682The reality is that he behaves like a woman. That's why he's only seen around women. They treat him like his bestie, not the guy they want to suck the dick of. They see him as a fellow woman. On top of that, another reason is that he's relevant in WWE so they think by sticking with him, they will gain relevance as well. That's how women work.No man wants to hang around a whiney, moody BPD backstabbing toxic bitch like Punketty. Notice, he has no actual male friends in the fed. You're all fucking social retards. Holy shit.
No lies detected.
>>16705772>They treat him like his bestie, not the guy they want to suck the dick of.Explain all the 00s divas he fucked then.
>>16705772the history of women he's fucked is pretty well known tho
>>16705761don't matter, his dick don't work no more anyway
>>16705772He mostly grew up around his female friend’s family which was mostly filled with women after being estranged from his real family
>>16705801>>16705808You mean back when people actually believed in hims image of him being rebellious anti-establishment kind of guy and not the blatant pandering suck up to currently accepted political stances that he is nowadays? Modern Phil is fucking lame but at women feel safe around him because he's non threatening. The moment he actually tries to make a move on them you get what happened between him and Britt
>>16705682Two of the people in this picture have better MMA records than Phil.
>>16705682Sup Philcel
>>16705772Youre almost correct. Punk behaves and thinks like a woman. Thats why he gets along with them so well. Hes able to slip in and seduce them aswell. The only drawback: he thinks like a woman. A curse really. Cant make a real friendship with a man-- hunting, fishing, vidya, wargaming, board games, etc.
>>16705682gotta love the punkster
>>16705682Getting away with taking a pic with 3 fugly bitches?
>>16705682three men and a bitch
>>16705682Punk is so fucking gay.
Punk has the brain chemistry of a foid. Very sad indeed.
>>16705772have sex you faggot lol
>>16705682>A man and woman in a picture together means they're having sexIn truth Punk is eternally grateful to have escaped Tony's toybox and is dialing the positivity up to 11 to make sure he is seen as a company man who remains gainfully employed for years to come.
>>16705682Giftcard sex is the best
>>16711698Phil won't fuck you or buy you giftcards faggot.
>>16711729I think the truth is in-between. Punk most definitely holds a massive grudge against AEW and the Elite in general for running him out of town and fucking him over. All the jabs and references shows he is still bitter as fuck. He's also probably glad to be gone and the experience probably made him realize that the hell that was WWE was nowhere nearly as bad as AEW was given what a fuck-up Tony Khan is. And while him being "rah-rah WWE is great!" is probably part of Hunter having Punk on a tight leash, I'm sure part of it is also Punk being legit happy to be back. Assuming Hunter/Punk did have a heart to heart and agreed to bury the hatchet, I have to think Punk probably came to the conclusion that as horrible Hunter can be, he's at least someone you can't bully and intimidate or manipulate via false flattery and butt kissing. Which means Punk can trust Hunter way more than he can Tony, especially if Hunter is using the carrot that is Punk one day running NXT, which I would assume is a legit deal given that it probably pisses Hunter off that Shawn's run as NXT booker is better received that Hunter's glory days of the late 10s/early 20s. Which gives Punk another motive for being all rah-rah go WWE, if he thinks that he's going to be rewarded with NXT once his in ring career winds down, to ensure Tony can't come begging for Punk's forgiveness to try and get him back in AEW.
>>16705808explain yourself
>>16705682Four very handsome men
>>16705875Yep Phil is now a horny boomer looking for young sluts to cheat on his wife with, with minimal successTale as old as time
>>16705682looks like he's farting on shayna based
Phil is a weirdo.
>>16705682I’m surprised Punk didn’t get canceled for “wrestling” that female ref.
You know what, I’ve changed my mindHe’s not fucking any of these women, he’s literally just the ultimate nice guy
>>16712513He's absolutely gonna end up with a sexual harassment lawsuit during his NXT time.No idea why Hunter is okay with a ticking time bomb like that, or maybe he hopes Punk goes for it so he can send him all the way to state penitentiary himself.
>>16714008Sad but true.
>>16707987>>16705772>>16705875Where's the lie
$1,500 more in Starbucks gift cards
>>16705772nah he's charming, like many feminist sexual predators. don't like his politics can see the attraction.>t. woman, not showing you tits
