this is a pretty believable fake but i 100% think its sheamus vs bron with sheamo winning the ic at mania
lmfaoo roman putting anyone in the main event
>>16706119i genuinely do not understand what the point of making an obvious fake would be. like not even a fake with like comedic value. this is just retarded.
>>16706137wizzerked bitch lol
>>16706137>like not even a fake with like comedic valueidk i think some of these matches are funny
>Bianca vs NikkiI surely believe this
>>16706119Remove all the womeme matches and it's sort of watchable.
>7 womens matches>6 of them singlesright
>>16706119You weren't supposed to share this you bitch.
>>16706154i guess it would be funny to see bron spear ilja while his knee is barely halfway healed
>>16706119As if Shinsuke is dropping the belt to either Andrade or Carmelo Hayes before Wrestlemania.
>>16706119Fake, no Alexa Bliss
>over half the card is womeme trashIm not watching this garbage
>>16706119>Roman v Fatu
>>16706119Didn't look at the ladies matchups but as for the real ones, here's what seems realistic:Roman vs Jacob CM Punk not in the main event Sami vs KOThat exact men's tag 4-way with DIYAnd these seem too funny to be real:The vanilla midget midcard title matchupsCM Punk not in the main eventCena reduced to going for the fake Disney WHC
>>16706119>bron vs ilja >lyra vs asuka>nikki bellaLOL. this is an iwc nerd's list, is illja even cleared?
>>16706285ilja fucked his knee up on the last day of september and is supposed to be out for 6-9 months. so optimistically, unless he pulls a 2008 rumble cena, assuming he's cleared in 6 months flat, he will be back just in time for mania. not like they'd put him on the show with no build up, but it's not 100% impossible i guess.also nikki pretty much said she's coming back after the raw premier
>>16706119this card looks like complete ass
>>16706310>also nikki pretty much said she's coming back after the raw premier>41 years oldgrim.
>>16706119I can’t be the only one that doesn’t want Becky and Charles back right? Maybe Charles because she seems to deliver good WM matches, but otherwise? Just keep them gone, or at the very least don’t put them in the title picture. Most of these matches are also kind of meh at best and don’t really hype me that much.
would bet money that OP is an Iyo fag and made this fake just so he can have a defense in the Oinko threads
>>16706119No Rock?
>>16706119As usual, two dimeless nights that could have been dimes if
>>16706310hopefully wwe rushes him and he gets another injury so iwc nerds cry more
>>16706560Its pretty much confirmed he's missing WM, due to Moana reshoots. They wrapped up the Cody story and left just enough for Roman/Rock.
>>16706119>8 matches a night>on a HHH ppvFake and gay
IYO chads we eatin good
>3 (Three) women's matches not for titlesHoly fucking kek at least try if you're going to make a fake card
Honestly not the worst fake I have seen around here, Cody is probably facing Cena, Gunther is facing Finn and Priest (Finn winning probably), this PPV has no fucking DREW, and Becko isn't coming back to have a match with Liv.
>>16706119God awful
>>16706164It's the most believable part desu >>16706217
>>16706119>Based>Cringe>Rematch>Rematch>Based>Rematch>Cringe>Rematch>Cringe>Cringe>Based>Rematch>Rematch>Rematch>Cringe>Rematch>Based
>>16706119>8 women's matchesnot even remotely believable
>>16706119Theres no way theres this many fuckin womens matches lmao. Theres gonna be at least one womens 4 way cuz they love that stupid shit
>>16706119>MY WWE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>16710294The fed will be like that when Aurora Levesque arrives. WM night 1 will be for men and night 2 and 3 will be for women.
>5 womens matches on night 1thank you coomers and simps for letting execs know women can be good at wrestling too
>>16706137this is /pw/, lowest iq board. This is pinnacle of fun for most posters here
>>167065841 night3 hours8-10 matches (no 30+ minute "bangers")1 women's match as a 5 minute piss break before the main eventThis is how every PPV including WrestleMania should be. Then. Now. Forever.
>>16710382Shane's sons will pull a coup long before Pauletty's weak sperm byproducts come to power.
>>16706119its actually gonna be Punk vs Cody as the main event, and Roman is facing Drew, theyve made it that much obvious with Drew hunting the OG Bloodline, Orton will probably come back after Mania to feud with Codeman
>>16706119LA Knights bros
>>16706119Actual card >Cody vs Roman 3 >CM Punk vs Gunther >Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens>Bron Breakker vs John Cena >LA Knight vs Nakamura vs Jacob Fatu vs Solo Sikoa >Drew Mcintyre & Seth Rollins vs The Usos
>>16706217Half the card was womeme trash last year.Most Raw and Smackdown episodes are mainly womeme trash.There are more women's matches than there are men's matches.
>>16711556I wouldn’t know. I legitimately stopped watching when Cody Rhodes beat Roman for the title.
