h
Carmelo in the priest vortex
>>16823362Poopy drawers.
just turned on netflix, what have I missed so far?
I need to make friends just like Miz
Or not
>>16823373Alexa return when
W-W-W-W-WE*HOLDS BACK TEARS*D-DIDN'T*UPGRADES NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION TIER*WANT*DELETES MARYSE FOLDER*H-HIM*SHITS PANTS*ANYWAY
>>16823373Quite a bit. Netflix has been streaming for 15 years or more.
>>16823373Pretty Deadly showed McMg how to wrestle, but lost anyway. That's all.
>>16823376would he be our friend?
The black man in that Pizza Hut ad cannot pronounce the word pizza to save his life
who is the michaels of pretty deadly?
So who will team up with Miz to have a match with the Wyatt Sicks? I think Final Testament are still on Raw.
Are we watching SNME or Collision tommorow? I'll probably watch SNME just for Gunther
>>16823390yeah but he would turn heel on us eventually
the fuck is this robot shit
HHH saw the Floyd droid memes?
>all these motion graphicswe are so fucking back bros
Kino Graphics
>>16823362Swans
W-Why is it called Hard Cider? Cider already has alcohol in it
>>16823395It's very clearly Elton Prince
Did they make this promo in the 90's? Based.
>womens war games without iyo part2 at the rumble
>>16823398>Collision
did strowman just go FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kek what is this virtual on style presentation with the robo voices
>will have to DVR Collision to watch Lame Event or else miss out on all the shitposting Fuck DubDubE
any match where they give neck sizes is always kino
>>16823395Pretty Deadly is a double Michaels
>>16823397Idk but I am invested in the storyline.>>16823391He says "pees-uh" when the correct pronunciation is "pete-zuh"
ALERT ALERTHOMOSEXUALS DETECTED
>>16823398Probably neitherI might put on the shitty youtube show for Rhea/Nia to see Rhea's big strong moment but overall the card looks shitAnd I don't watch AEW outside of PPVs sometimes
why did they put up all the numbers if braun just surpasses jacob in all of them
>tale of the tape>motion graphicsyeah I'm thinkin kino
>>16823398I’ll watch collision for rheas husband vs wrens boyfriend. And SNME for Gunther and Bron.
>Jacob Fatu>6'2I met Jacob when he was in MLW. He's not 6'2 lol. I'm 6'4 myself and I towered over him.
>>16823421that's the robo message given for gayew
charlotte is returning tonight
I fuck with wearing shirts for ex-wrestlers and dead tag teams, these are all on sale - what should I go for? I’m swaying towards Mella but Sasha x Naomi is so shitty I love it.
That WARNING is from the RTC theme right?
kevin owens fucking sucks
schizo KO is right
>>16823428Jacob and Bronson are short. Well short for wrestlers. I’d say Bronson is 5”9 and Jacob is 5”10
>>16823423To put over Jacob when he beats him.
BASED KOHE'S SHOOTING
Braun and Jacob will break the ring tomorrow
>>16823428all heights are worked. even the women. braun is probably actually 6'5.
>>16823397Pretty Deadly
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>>16823345need more
>>16823433Mella or Hit Row
Boo! How dare you boo [sports team]!
Kill that son of a bitch KOLincolns fucking suck
>Sports team
>Owens..>Owens is a fat circle..
KO BRING BACK COREY GRAVES
>"too busy kissing Pat's ass"I mean he's not lying...
Jimmy Uso have no aura
>>16823442Jacob Fatu’s height is listed as 6’2 online
BASED NO YEETSTER
>YOU TALK TOO MUCH
Jimmy's theme sounds like it should be on an Italian/mafia gimmick
Matt is an E Chad!!!
alright alright alright
>>16823433I bought a Wolf Dogs t-shirt off the store right before they stopped carrying them. I put that shit on ice. I think I will bust it out around 2030ish as my gym shirt.
UR A BIG CRYBABY MAAN BOO HOO
NO YEET
Christ, that's not the main is it?
YOU TALK TOO MUCHYOU NEVER SHUT UPYOU TALK TOO MUCHHOMEBOY YOU NEVER SHUT UP
KO really hates Texas
>>16823470undertaker's location is listed as death valley online
>YOU YEET TOO MUCH
>>16823470So give or take remove 3 inches.
>>16823449I have inside info..He's actually 5'4.
Botchamania clip moment
I have to say, neither Uso is over with me, they are so artificial and forced
Everyone is feeding Maffew "you talk too much" soundbytes on purpose
>>16823455Hit Row would be a definite get if Swerve was on it, might try and get a full team one on eBay or something but also kinda like that it’s not even the full lineup.
The non-ad video is just showing dimeless shitters
>>16823491What are you trying to say?
fantasies of b-fab thoroughly rubbing michin down with oilnot missing an inch of her body
B-Big Jim?
>>16823463KEK
they got chelsea wrestling every week
>>16823497this but all bloodline samoans (so basically every samoan except joe and dakota kai)
Why is raw playing so much nigga rap?
>>16823490Stone Cold broke him since WrestleMania 38
Did tranny-lovin' Chelsea steal Mustafa Ali's gimmick!
>>16823498just to job to 2 hours of Simpson clips
Shit break
>>16823497They'd be nothing without hip-hop/urban culture
>>16823502No way it's so much better with this OG3 branding that I don't even remember them using.
There's a dominoes in front of my apartment. But I have never gotten pizza from there.
>>16823463
>>16823449Andre the Giant was only 6'3
>>16823510I need Chelsea barefoot every week
You guys better STAND and put your hand on your heart when Queen Chelsea comes out
>>16823524Perhaps it is for someone in another apartment in your building?
Kevin “pls let me be merch model so I don’t have to take my shirt off” Owens
>>16823511The fuck, is Dakota samoan?Isnt she from australia or something near there?
>>16823370Paul Heyman wrestlemania x7 POV
>>16823510she's a fighting championmeanwhile lyretty hasn't done shit
>>16823527I need ANAL with Chelsea every week
Dominos = WWEPizza Hut = AEW
Funny thing is Chelsea would get double the heat in Canada for this gimmick lmao
>>16823537Half Irish, Half Samoan, raised in New Zealand
Remember when Hollywood tried to push Joel McHale. Only to end up doing mobile game ads now.
>>16823511I’m good with Jacob but want him in a solo role as a new Umaga
>>16823537she's half samoan, her mother is from samoa. her father is a new zealander of irish descent.
>>16823542hate that cloaca having slag and her big ass chin
>>16823537The coconut islands are geographically near Austrailia/NZ
>>16823362top tier screenshot. they don't make em like they used to.>>16823405popped me
NOW THAT'S A BELT (buckle)
>>16823553Mobile ads pay fuck loads
>>16823553He's in the next Scream movie if that means anything. Going to be Sidney's husband.
The fuck is PBR
>>16823537She’s kiwi. Australian>rhea>waller>duke>nia>buddy>harley>bronson(also coconut)Kiwi>jay white >toni >dakota
what's with all the fuckin bull fighters this week?
>>16823570Professional Bull Riding
>>16823572Texas
we love LGBTQIAA2+ ally chelsea, don't we folks
It's Trick Willy.
>>16823570TKOs dimeless bullriding league
>>16823570Pro Bull Riding
>>16823546
Melo is too smart for Tricky Nick
>>16823573I think maybe I could stomach bull riding for a whole 10 minutes before becoming violently bored
>>16823572PBR is under the Endeavor umbrella, they're just hyping it.
>>16823570you sound like you never ride a fucking cattle before
Is Chelsea Jewish? Why is her face like that
>Austin, Texas?
>>16823548AEW is more like Marco's or Cottage Inn or some other obscure trash.
>>16823577gotta love our ally
>>16823587I'd tongue kiss this whore through her asshole.
I'm so tied of this never ending Michin Chelsea feud
>They made chelseas theme worseJesus
b-fab has aura
lol that antipop for michin
Angry Orchard is a pretty mid cider
You know your career is over when B-Fab's music takes priority over yours
>>16823587Why can't they book her in bra and panties matches :'(
I dig the furry coat
>B Fabwhat's the b for
B FAB BROS WW@
Quit trying to make Michin happen
Can they stop with the Michin push. I’d rather see elektra.
B-Fab hnnnng
B-Fab and Yota Tsuji should hook up
>>16823609Should have oiled them up again.
>>16823612she wants to bring the diva's era back, so maybe she can make a match like that happen
Michin and Dakota have the same finisher btw
>>16823612Not part of her ring gear
B-Fab is Jade without muscles (better)
How did B-Fab and up the Michaels of Hit Row
crowd executed...
What does B Fab need to change about her character/appearance for her to get over with the fans? She's dimes on the mic and not bad in-ring, so what will it take?
Someone post that Michin gif from her indy days.You know wich one...
>>16823523If B-Fab wins or if Michin activates my dick in this match I’ll cop it
>>16823636I dunno man, Adonis is getting a snowbunny on NXT despite a Pepe Le Pew gimmick
You fellas really gonna sit around and watch a match with Michin and Chelsea Green that also has ads in the middle of it? Sure you don’t have anything better to do?
b-fab looks like rule 63 damian priest
>>16823612is matt cardona (fka zack ryder) a shoot cuck?
>>16823636Because Flop Dolla sucks and Ashantae just wants to fuck snowbunnies in NXT (the rare smart black man).
>>16823612Imagine dating a woman who willingly posts her asshole on the internet for peanuts. Guh rim.
Minchin's Flat ass
Has Chelsea Green ever wore a green gear before?
>>16823642For one thing not saddle her withMichin. Ironically would’ve been better if she replaced Naomi.
Why are Blasians so strange
>>16823565how does Scream manage to stay dimes when every other slasher franchise turns to shit after the first one?
taking a dab while i wait for Tiffy Time. I hope these minorities will please me.
I hope Rhea show up to brutalize Nia, it would make this worth the watch
There's no reason that this can't be a women's tag team champion feudBianca and Naomi/Jade have kept the titles hostage while feuding with the world title holder
>>16823650I’m pretty sure Stone from nxt banged her.
>>16823661you misunderstand, they're using b-fab to try to get michin over
Do you guys think Asmon is in the crowd right now?
>>16823668Saar
>>16823660Yes.Pretty sure the dumpster gear was green too iirc.
>>16823648Bro wtf else is there to do? Go to a bar? Fuck outta here.
>>16823642Fix her hair. If a woman isn't getting over, the first stop should be fixing her hair.
>>16823648I'm watching with my wife who likes this shirt almost more than me, she's also hot and basically my life is fantastic.
>>16823671stone's a family man, he's not like that
My neighbor looks like B Fab. Do you think she bangs white guys?
>>16823660yes
>Black Stacy KieblerSurely you don't believe that for a fact Wade
>>16823650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJnZ-JXdBJ0 you tell me
B Fab an underrated baddie desu
>>16823685shit* its Modelo time
>>16823642they need to let her do some in ring promos where she comes out on topshe's good in the backstage segments but they don't let her speak in the ring
>>16823665Scream 5 is a worse Scream 4, and Scream 6 is just outright trash.
>>16823686>family man>let grug be releasedpick one
>>16823686Didn't he get a divorce? No more little sausages for him
>EAT THE FEETdon't mind if I do
It's quieter in there than on a regular Dynamite or Collision
women's us title dead on arrival
>>16823650>>16823671>>16823692
>>16823693>surrounded by White dildos
>>16823678Bro...You're a pedophile
>>16823688'Fraid so.
ZESTY
>priest on smackdownFUCK GO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16823672Well that’s a stupid idea lmaooo
>Damien off of RawThank you god
Fat bitch
You will go one on one... with the (Bisexual) Undertaker!
>>16823678Probably busy with his gf
The people going from Raw to Smackdown gotta feel like they're demoted right?
>>16823704>when you drive 2 hours to see pretty deadly and mcmg followed by womens wrestling
Priest got fucking demoted lmao
>>16823679?
melobros...
>Timmy up nextWhat is this?A Groobygirls scene?
atleast the Priest Finn feud is finally over
>>16823726cody and owens too kek
HOLY SHIT NIGGAS ITS ALMOST TIFFY TIME
CARMELO IM SO SORRY.
>WHAT’S NEXT FOR TIFFANY STRATTONa dilation session
The we'll be right back music is demonic
>>16823737boob scars yum
>>16823740Kissing those soft lips
>>16823721You have to be fucking kidding me, isn’t this the guy who puts his gum blood on the wall
>>16823737Breast implants scars?
Who doesn't love Dick's?
>>16823724You couldn't pay me to go to a WWE show. Maybe a PPV if the card was half decent but that's it.
>>16823746Retard
How much did dicks pay to get that domain from whoever was holding that?
That caramelo guy looks like a midget
>>16823693>>16823711Stop posting my girl, thanks
>>16823746does it have a graphic on it like the Roxanne one for NXT?
>>16823722really isn't any other way to interpret it
>>16823678He hates crowds. He hates leaving his house. >>16823721She dumped him almost immediately, I think because he didn't take her shopping enough.>>16823754If he isn't a billionaire, he's close.
>DICKS DOT COM?>IM IN BALL HEAVEN
>>16823755Timothy certainly wasn't born with those breasts
>>16823754He’s a millionaire
How are we liking the first week of Trumpster's reign?
>>16823768It has a bar on the bottom with we'll be right back changing into different languages while it shows prominent smackdown stars doing poses
has anyone been transferred to raw? or to/from NXT even they made a huge deal about ava being there
>>16823746nah i like it, it's very goonable
>>16823758NXT house shows in the UK are particularly kino, I’ve been to a few main show tapings and they’re nowhere near as fun. Yet to do a proper PPV.
>>16823763I don't know, but it's an effective ad
>>16823754They weren’t actually dating dude
>>16823779my bitcoin has been crabbing all week
CHARLOTTE FLAIR VIDEO PACKAGE ON MY SCREEN
>>16823781BBL Bailey transferred to RAW
Who is dis bogged old bag?
Outrageous
>>16823781bay leno just got transferred to raw
>charlesGo away already
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
why the fuck does her face look like that holy shit
Fuck off Charles
I'm only okay with Charles returning if they use her to job to Tiffy at Mania.
literally who
I don't care about this woman. Show us an Asuka video package instead
Charlotte is my favourite horse girl
I would take Charles over Rhea
Charlotte back with that real housewives face
Looks like a scuff Carmella now
Charlotte is the best female wrestler of this millenniumBut she looks more and more like that TNA tranny everytime I see her
New Chuck, new face
TIFFY TIME
why the hell would they announce charles for the rumble, all these videos packages and shitjust save her, we know she's entering at 30
It's midcarder time
>>16823810only one i miss
>>16823808>Charlotte willing to put over new talentlol lmao
Charlotte fuck off please.
fuck here comes charles fucking shit up again
Holy fuck shes going to win the Rumble and challenge Rhea and win it at mania, isn't she....Kill me now
>Charles >being booked by Triple NoseGood lord she doesn't even look like the same person anymore
shouldnt they have left charlotte a surprise for the rumble
ugh, great, Charles is back>begins jacking off
its time
HOLY SHIT BLAIR DAVENPORT JUST INTERRUPTED TIFFANY STRATTON
>>16823788I'm looking at the mattress the fucked on
IT'S MA'AM
>>16823510and Lyra got a shitty video package
Mega Pop
I hope charles snaps her leg running to the rumble
What a handsome man!
its tiffy time
IYO NEEDS THE RUMBLE WIN NOT CHARLOTTE STOP IT RIGHT NOW HUNTER STOP NOW
STIFFY TIME to save us from Charles
Thats a man
yeah, I'm calling Charles vs Tiffy at Mania 41
>legacyYour father's legacy?
What is the strategy for moving fucking Damien to Smackdown? His feud with Judgement Day hasn't been resolved.
HHH is trying everything he can to get Tiffany booed but she's still the most over girl on the show
Dom should start flirting with Charlette her first day back
Looking at the clock. Anons can you help? What time is it?
>>16823829Dirts are saying Belair v Rhea, I’m assuming Charlotte will get a shock elim - she could probably do a decent program with Iyo
>we have mariah may at home
>>16823863He beat Finn like 3 times
>>16823857Refresh your stream, the Charles promo ended already
THIS IS MY BRUTALITY
>>16823835That Pepe looks like more of a woman than Timmy does
This is a disasterGive the title back to Nia
FUCK OFF
>>16823863he killed Finn after the Street Fight the feuds over
>>16823863Dom beat Damian so he doesn’t care anymore. Damian beat Finn. Finns the only one seething. Dom will prob betray Finn soon.
WHAT THE FUCK, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16823872luv all me bimbossimple as
didn't know Angry Orchard had center mat ad money
>rhea isn't over and tiff is so lets have rhea beat tiffI hate HHH's booking
HE'S EVEN FEEDING TIFFANY TO RHEATHEY'RE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME SHOWHE CANNOT STOP HIMSELFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Timothy sounds nervous.
>>16823872Who?
>>16823857Alright the anons who call her a tranny might actually be onto somehtignWhat kind of woman has hips that fucking narrow?Even if she WAS a woman, that's extremely poor breeding stockNo way she could handle childbirth
>Rhea in her gearShe's definitely having a match tonight
>>16823879She's focused on going after Rhea's title tomorrow
Monster poo
Are they going to have Rhea and Tiffany switch brands? Is that what this is building to?
>Rhea burying everyoheThanks, Gaytch.
>>16823895She knows she’s getting jobbed out
>>16823885>Dom will prob betray Finn soon.I get the feeling that Finn and J.D. are going to oust Dom, not the other way around. Liv might help.
Relax faggots, they're just hyping the Rumble. Everyone that's worth a shit appears on both shows when the build Mania actually starts.
Fake goth
whoevers doing pyro tonight sucks
>>16823863Who cares? Let that shit die. My two biggest complaints against the Triple H era is the limited matches on PPVs and his 70s/80s mentality of having never ending feuds.
>>16823903>anon cant wait 3 minutes
>>16823890Honestly I don't mind it. More people should become ciderpilled, it's so much better than beer
>>16823909Nah I think JD is starting to get attached toDom. He’s been iffy about Finn
Timmy's bulge looks cute tonight, bros
why is nia feuding with rhea instead of getting revenge on tiffy?
>>16823903>priest on smackdown>put the michaels women's title (WWE women's/tiffany's) on the flagship showit would make sense
Rhea is such a bad promo
What the actual FUCK what is the FUCKING point of having split brands if the sane shitters are in both shows. It's bad enough I have to listen to Rhea shit it up on Raw, she has to do it on SD too? Fuck outta here
>>16823890They didn't. I just got tired of everyone telling me to buy an ad when I wanted to talk about the great and original taste of Angry Orchard Hard Cider!
trannypiom Vs trannypiom
Women's Champion 2
rhea is such a bad fucking promo holy SHIT
This is a fucking mess
>>16823919Angry Orchard stinks dude
>>16823925Because Rhea is the only over one in the division so they all need to feud with her
SEX with granny Candice!!
imagine the twosome
tiffy's abdomen is so disgusting and manly
>>16823947new thread
Make bread I'm hungry
>>16823944I'd argue that Stratton is pretty over
any interesting storylines i should keep track of? I started watching again on netflix today. The last time i remembered about wwe was when cody rhodes got the wwe championship after returning to wwe last year.
nia jax is the unsung hero of the women's divisiondidn't nia already declare for the rumble?
>>16823944Why does Liv sell more merch?
>bayley on every show>nia jax on every show>rhea on every show>twenty women in catering doing nothing
>>16823934Haven't we had Bayley on every episode of everything for the past two weeks?
>>16823942Yeah it's babies first cider. But it's still better than the average beer. Local ciders are the best
>>16823942Woodchuck is good thou
KID'S MOM BTFO
>>16823934this transfer window is pointlessjust show up
Please give me another Rhea/Tiffy tag match, and don't fuck it up this time...
What happened to Candace? Is it that hair making her look like a regressed 80’s broad who gets day drunk at Applebees?
Rhea absolutely mogging the fuck out of Timmy's bussy with that GyattNo wonder she has the Zoomer audience nailed down
Bro, they hate this fucking gorda
LOLBIANCAWINS
>>16823978They're both men with male asses.
Might as well have Michin come out too
Nia Jax is so fucking funny bros.
>>16823961They nailed the championship to that mudshark for centuries, that's why
>I’m on my own>against the world >is a tag team champ ???????
is Tiffany taller then Rhea or is she wearing lifts?
This segment was just because they took too long to hype up the women’s rumble
>>16824020To be fair, her tag partner is clearly going to betray her.
Fuck it. Send out Iyo too while we're at it
just want Jade to come out and deliver a haymaker to the person that put her into the car desu
where's r-truth
>>16823942Fuck off bud light fag!
>>16824037big ball-stomping heels
>>16824037Anon, she is wearing giant platform shoes.
raquel is so fucking hot, the hottest in that ring rn
i'm sorry charlescome and clean out the ring
Do none of them know charles is winning?
Need a Rumble spot where Liv gets thrown over and Dom catches her and then Rhea dumps them both over so we can put this story to bed
>>16824126Why is Triple H so bad at booking the end of feuds?
>>16824126Why would Rhea be in the Rumble?
Sweet, I just remembered that I have some Angry Orchard upstairs...
>>16824138He doesn't end feuds, he just stops them at random times.
>>16824154because she has to win the Rumble to prove no one is worthy of facing her at Wrestlemania. Then Triple HGH will come out and blow her for 20 minutes instead.
is alexa winning the rumble?if you think she won't, please don't tell me
>Fantasy Booking timeCharles in the final 3, gets thrown out by Jade, Bianca will capitalise and win. In the weeks following, Naomi will sabotage Bianca a few times and “injure” her but ultimately she’ll still beat Rhea at Mania. Maybe with Naomi shenanigans so Rhea doesn’t look too weak. Rhea goes away for a while.Tiffy goes to Raw. She’s gonna drop the belt to Bayley so she can have one last short run. Bayley will eventually drop to Iyo for a Damage CTRL throwback and give Sky a well earned title run.Charlotte wins MITB. She should probably go after Bianca. Cashing in on a tired Bianca after a successful Summerslam defense would work to keep Belair looking strong. Maybe Iyo eventually gets into an angle with Kota so Kairi and Asuka can go back to just being the Kabukis. Charlotte has a long, arduous, awful reign until Rhea comes back, maybe as a Survivor Series mystery member. This goes into the inevitable Rhea v Charles booking that we will all get very tired of, very quickly. At some point Iyo will drop to Nia because we can’t have nice things.
