What the absolute fuck did Vince see in this ugly dimeless geek?
so you don't know
>>18789002unironically, fingering his own asshole and sucking that very same finger like a dick on video.
>>18789002A tight little bussi that he got to put his dick in.
>>18789002He's the kind of guy that AEW would put the TNT title on, except he's a shoot gay pedophile instead of merely looking like one
>>18789020But enough about Dax Harwood.
>>18789006This! Vince saw what a faggot he is and just couldn't resist his own deeply, closeted desires. If Vince had stayed on he would've given Roman's multi-year title reign to Theory.
I think he could leave WWE and go somewhere else for awhile and get the Vince stink off of him if he really wanted to.
>>18789052and that gives birth to a question we may have not asked before. What kind of videos does Vince have of Roman?
He was funny when he was with Gargano.
>>18789068Since they both voted for the Donald all three times and are huge red hat klan supporters. There's no shortage of scenarios that Roman could've been involved with. Roman is also half Italian it's in his genes to do shady shit. Vince probably has the greatest video evidence.
>>18789002This again? Sigh. Motivated, athletic, great worker, great bump taker, young and talented, can act, inkling of charisma, over 6' or around it, can talk (getting mauled by Cena doesn't count), handsome (your preferences on men don't count), Quite frankly, if you've even watched the shows and his matches, and you haven't seen these features, wrestling might be too high IQ for you.
Not even joking, Vince McMahon has shoot homosexual tendencies. The Shawn Michaels rumors weren't just spread because people were jealous and hated him. It was real because people genuinely suspected there was something weird going on.Doesn't take a gaydar to know Theory has a zest about him. There's a video where he shoves his fingers up his ass and sucks them and twerks. Wouldn't be surprised at all if Vince got a taste of Theory's sugarplum and pushed him for it. It was always unsettling looking at those two on TV together.
>>18789141And despite all that Dom, Logan and MJF still mogged him into oblivion and neither of those guys worked with the magnitude of literal legends and megastars on big stages that Theory did. When you can't catch on after working with Rock, Vince, Pat, Cena, Seth, Brock, Lashley, Rey etc there's something wrong. Waller has already shown he has more potential than that faggot.
>>18789002A fat ass
>>18789172The homoerotic overtones were dimes. It was a cringekino era. I miss Zeke.
>>18789002finner
>>18789237>MJF still mogged him into oblivionlol, that little pennysnatcher hasn't mogged anyone but the dirt in AEW for past two years. Comparing AEW, where that sometimes good promo midget got a main title run, a run that sucked balls, comparing that to WWE and a dude that's been given a US title run, a midcard belt , that he had to cash MitB on the second time around which was a death sentence, because the biggest stars were holding the main belt hostage is one unfair comparison. >Comparing anyone to Logan"My Ferrari that a racing driver drives once every 3 weeks is better than the daily I drive". I love Logan Paul's matches, I'm not taking anything from him when it comes to entertainment value but when you got your outside of the business fame that your average wrestler wasn't even afforded previously - to the extend that company was asking cuts of twitch stream revenue, you got your practiced and coached matches with the best in the business only for big PLE's and events, you got your own brand bottle on the side of the annoucing table because you are in itself a sponsor of the show, you aren't exactly competing against the midcard buried talent. You aren't even running the same race or cup.But yes, something is wrong, I can agree with that, and it's the booking and writing. Because being a cannon fodder for big name stars ain't much to latch on to. Having tag team belts and doing nothing on tv for 2 months is nothing to latch on to. Everytime there's something that might give Theory some much needed personality that's anything but "I'm a arrogant heel lol" there's been a rugpull in booking or by circumstances. The Waller break up and feud fizzled out to nothing when Theory was starting to get sympathy reactions as the latest example.
>>18789340This
>>18789348Vince cummed in that niggas shark mouth
>>18789348Attacking on Titans monster looking ah
>>18789068Doubt it. Vince probably got off on hearing the stories of Roman fucking and dumping half the female roster right after he was done.
>>18789002His body. From the neck down, he looks like John Cena. He also must've passed the motivation test that said he'd do anything to make a lot of money. Anything. You know, the same test John Cena and Roman Reigns passed (Bryan Danielson failed because his motivation was to be the best wrestler who had the best matches.)
>>18789769Theory has a much smaller frame than Cena or Roman. Im not just talking about height, he has weirdly narrow shoulders for a Top guy too
>>18789006Yup
>>18789562>comparing that to WWE and a dude that's been given a US title run, a midcard belt , that he had to cash MitB on the second time around which was a death sentence, because the biggest stars were holding the main belt hostage is one unfair comparison.I do agree with you that Theory's booking has been dogshit... once Vince was gone. It was retarded how they had him lose a cash-in on a midcard belt. But having all the spots he had is hardly "unfair" considering 99% of the roster would kill to get punched by Tyson Fury, or have potentially one of the most significant Smackdown segments of the year opening the show with The fucking Rock. And it goes without saying the platform he had getting a huge opportunity to work with Cena leading up to WrestleMania and eventually going over. I'm sorry but there comes point where wins/losses/poor booking, whatever, that's just a cope. Even prior to when the company began to move away from him he was constantly featured and highlighted in a big way. You don't need to get wins to get over, and he got wins.Don't get me wrong, he's an outstanding worker when he's not doing his garbage rolling and a great talker. But some people just don't have it enough to be up there.
>>18789900Well, I'm glad you aren't in charge of the booking '95's Eric Bischoff
>>18789002His own penis
>>18789002He shoved a golden egg up his ass.
>>18789002Nothing apparently. He was the inaugural Universal champ but got injured and has never been allowed anywhere near the main event since. I think Vince saw that as giving someone their big shot and them fucking it up despite that spot being Seff's fault
>>18791616wat
>>18789002This dude swallowed Vince’s semen for ABSOLUTELY nothinglmao.Hidden KWAB of the decade.
>>18789576I miss Vince like you wouldn't believe
