New WWE ring mat leaked
>>18790083What are you trying to slide this time, Trevor?
>>18790083Just a few of my favorite things. This is awesome.
>>18790083Time for more Primerball (my signature cocktail of Prime (any flavor) and Fireball.) and Slim Jims. Good thing I got my delivery of Dude Wipes today, because I'm FINNER SHITTT.
>>18790083Wow look at all these sponsors. WWE must be doing great business if this is true
>>18790083KEK
>>18790083Hi, the Learning Tree, Chris Jericho, here.I know we're all just having a bit of fun, but I wanted to say that mats in wrestling rings are actually square, and the image you posted has an aspect ratio of 16x9! Which makes it a rectangle, not a square! So it wouldn't make a good mat for a wrestling ring!
>>18790177It would extend to two sides of the apron, use your brain.
>>18790083actually good banter? on /pw/ ? woah, this is rare. Well played sir.
>>18790083>XPFruitger Aero bros... we are so back!
>>18790185So, you're just going to leave two sides of the apron uncovered? Yikes!
>>18790203Obviously the advertisement spread would be draped over the standard ringmat.
>>18790083I would not be opposed to Hello Kitty, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, or especially Mr. Clean because he's looks like he could go in the Ring. The rest can go to hell.
This would be an upgrade to current ring mats, 4 or 5 strategically placed sponsors attract attention and distract from the wrasslin. A visual diarrhea of ads blanks out any attention to any singular ad and creates a visual blur putting the focus back on the performers in ring
>>18790083
>>18790177>>18790203This gimmick is so retarded that it actually kinda popped me
>>18790636Kino
