It's The Final Show Of The Residency As AEW Heads To Canada Next Week For September To Remember And All Out!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Michael Oku for the AEW Unified Championship>Jon Moxley & Daniel Garcia vs. Paragon>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Anthony Bowens in an AEW Unified Championship Eliminator Tournament Match>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Dynamite Kid Tommy Billington>Jamie Hayter, TayJay, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford in a $500k 5-on-5 Collision Match [Timeless Toni Storm On Commentary]>Mark Briscoe Announces Stipulation for All Out Match With MJF>CMLL World Champion MJF Will Appear!** 7 Days Out From AEW All Out **
Oh Tayjay is back from hell? Guess Tony got sick of Aminata kwab
>>18811097THIS NOT GAMETHREAD 3THIS IS GAMEHTEAD 2ONLY GAMETHREAD 2 NOT 3
AEW's women's division is S-Tier STACKED
>no WillowFuck you, Tony.
what's the storyline for Michawl Oku getting a title shot? I don't watch every show but I don't remember him being on TV really?
kek at toni bobbing her head to jamie's theme
Passionate love making with Jayme Hayter
>>18811117anna was hurt i believe
No anon. He won’t be back in time for Grand Slam. I’m a doctor.
TONY TREATS TUS GOONERS RIGHT
KILL ALL OF THEM JAMIE BREAK THEIR BONES AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD
TONY. AEW WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. NOW.
too much ass
did Wheeler and Kris... you know?
>>18811097Megan Bayne and Penelope are eskimo sisters
WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAPWOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAPWOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP
Jamie ass do lowkey slap fr
>>18811097Jim won
ASS YUM i WANT TO SMELL ASS IN MY FACE
>>18811149it's insane that Janella pulled this. Anything is possible
>You tell me
Jamie's butt looks bigger than beforenice
>>18811152...the retard competition
I want to see Megan twerk. I bet she can.
I want to have sex with everybody in this match
>>18811137I still miss this Jamie
>>18811120board culture newpig
>she's just Jim Henson with tits
Shit like this is why AEW will never be taken seriously. Fix your fucking fanbase or continue dying a slow death.
This is the most I've liked an entire women's roster since like the knockouts in TNA.
>>18811157This. But with Buddy.
>>18811156many are saying this
It's unfortunate that Tay is no longer sexo as she used to be
Is this the first time Jamie and Bayne have wrestled each other?
>>18811099Sneak a KWAB in there somehow
>>18811157>Megan>Penelope>Allie Katch>Allie (Bunny)>Shotzi>Elayna Blackis there anyone he hasn't fucked? how the hell did him and Jimmy Havoc pull the hottest women?
kino match I love all these women
>>18811165I want to have sex with everybody in this thread.
>>18811174AEW women’s roster is way more fleshed out. WWE just cycles the same 6 women into different feuds with each other and then forces them to get shit on by Saudi royals
>>18811174we are lightyears away from the dark ages of big swole and brandi
>Slices of bologna after feeding Excalibur cheese last weekToni Storm Picnic Mode?
Imagine if Kiril did a run in and they all beat the fuck out of him
>>18811179No they previously competed in Joey Janella's Days Inn room
>>18811182He's the plug.
that 619 spot reminded me that Rey Mysterio killed a guy
HIM looks pretentious af but I still wanna watch it
kek Nige shoot popped himself
Wait was this taped the same night Skye vs Toni happened?
>>18811179that design on the wall would annoy the fuck out of me desuthink maybe I've done too many psychedelics but I can't stand it
I hope Penelope licks one of her opponents
>>18811178Sexiest tay pic ever.
I bet there are multiple censors assigned to skye blue weekly
>>18811208thursday
>>18811208Next day
ITSFUCKINGUPPPPPPPP
>>18811195>OH MY GOD ITS KIRIL. KIRIL IS HERE AND->HE SLIPPED AND FELL WHAT A FATTY
SEXY WOMEN BREEED SEX YUM I WILL RAPE FOR SEX I WILL TAKE THEM AND MAKE MY SEX PRISONER
>>18811152The Cuck Championship
>>18811225That brisket burger looks disgusting af
>>18811189>AEW women’s roster is way more fleshed out.you can say that again
>>18811200I wonder if he gets real oxycodone, those things are fucking expensive as shit now. Like $2/mg I hear. Remember getting them for $0.50/mg like 10 years ago, shit was kino. We'd buy this dude's entire script of 30s the day he got them and get pilled out for around a week every month.
>>18811225lol
>>18811228and shalom to you as well, rabbi
>>18811225Tony signs every single ex-fed shitter to a multi-year contract and Ryan can't even get a callback as a jobber lmao
>>18811189real talk whenever the shills are complaining about AEW is to try to downplay something that is working
Anna Jay's ass gets bigger every week
>>18811240I said this and look like this
TITS & SHIT FLYING EVERYWHERE
>>18811244KIRDBLT
>>18811195more like a ROLL IN
>>18811245>>18811249
Jamie vs Megan is an awesome future matchup
Whenever I wear booty shorts like Jamie Hayter they just ride up my ass and it's really uncomfy
>>18811230I tried it, it's ok.
>>18811241That's not true. There's plenty of ex'fed rasslers that have never gone to the Dub.
$500,000 SEX WITH THEX
more meat for the meat truck!
>Mina stole an organ transplantShe's truly becoming a Philadelphian
MY WIFE!
>my wifekek Toni sounding like some of you niggas in here
>>18811266lovely Turkish woman
I fucking love AEW
>>18811278
these women need to start making out and popping tits out
MAI WAIIIIIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>my wife Minawho does she think she is, me?
announce the blood and guts womens match already
So.Much.Ass.
what a showcase of a match. AEW really does have the best women's division right now
spider style
When will the first women’s Anarchy in the Arena match happen?
anna jay put over thekla cleanly
>>18811278>SNIFF!!!!!
>the thekla spear counteredgoddamn finally
Toni having to stumble around like that while Thekla does her pose is dumb.
why dies toni always show her feet out I will suck her toes unwarranted
>>18811279I hate women's wrestling on principal, but this is all pretty based.
AEW isn't leverageWWE will always be #1Hangman is not a drawTony khan is a pedophile
I fucking hate the cum lung shuffle stop it
>>18811278She looks like every European porn star ever
>>18811285we NEED Luther back, why did his penis have to break (curse you Jericho just fucking sign already)
>>18811278that's not thekla
>>18811313I bet you can't even name 3 to 5 examples for me to look up
>>18811303stop, no
>>18811310you say this while some saudi prince shits on your chest
That match was insane
>>18811295WU THEK CLAN AINT NUTTIN TO FUCKWIT
>>18811318>just fucking sign alreadyyeah with wwe lmao no refunds
>>18811322Sandra ParkerThat's all you need
>>18811310go suck a blood-money covered dick in Saudi Arabia you fucking dork
>>18811310Eat the Saudi poopoo Portapotty whore
Yall mad we taking Jericho back?
>>18811310Fun Fact, fedophiles have elongated middle fingers due to how much they can take up their ass, they love being fucked specially by the fed
>>18811342All yours.
i forgot All Out Zero Hour will be on TNT
>Hire CHUCK to get kids adopted>Shazam 2 flops>DCU gets rebooted>CHUCK can't get work anymore because Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo got the PureFlix market covered>Kids can't get adopted without being deporteddamn Shazam Bros we're lacking
>>18811342you'll never have vince back
LETS GO MAXYOU'RETHEBESTWRESTLERA-LIVE!!
>>18811310>AEW isn't leveragewhat do you mean by this? I don't get it. Obviously wrestlers have used it as leverage for bigger contracts.
>>18811288>announce the blood and guts womens match alreadyOnly if they book Bunny as a surprise entrant
>>18811342you can have him did you not hear callis saying hpenominal were getting AJ in the don callis family
LARGE WILLIAM
LETSGOMAXYOURE THE BESTWRESTLERA-LIVE
They need to show more of Arcady
>>18811346Essentially it will be Super Duper Go Home Collision
turn bill face already the crowd wants to cheer for him
>>18811363Don't worry about it Lil sissy tranny bro
C'MON MAX ONLY 4 MORE MINUTES
that one girl really wants to find out what's so Bill about him
Push Bill Goddamn it
>>18811342AEW has been better without him
Burger Kingston going to beat some ass.
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>Large William
Yeah fuck south park
>eddie can't even make a call anymore
>>18811342kinda yeh, I also miss Regal :/
>Eddie responded on social media>It's ThreadsEddie you washed like Mero
Sponge Daddy
>Halo top ice cream
>you dumb goofy bastardI missed this bum like you wouldn't believe
>>18811335eh, sort of
>>18811342been beggin yall to take him for years now
Fucking hate this little sperg
>Eddie Kingston coming back randomly with little build against Big Bill
>NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES
Max obviously let Bill win of course
>>18811400Instagram/Threads seems to be the neutral place for those who either like or hate social media these days
>>18811400>Threadsisn't that shoot a tranny website?
if only Bill had some tiny chickenhawk guy to be his mouthpiece
134 days without my dog.
>>18811422yeah Big Bill could not last 5 minutes with the best wrestler alive, he failed
>>18811372No they need to fire her and bring back the meaty mamcíta Dasha Fuentes
Eddie do be a fat slob like us
>>18811427bluesky is where the lowest of the low communicate
BIG BILL HATES MISAWA
japanesewrestlinglegendsbros WTF
I'm gonna bring a sign next week that says>LGMYTBWA
>>18811419literally should have just cut the lights at a PPV and have him come back unannounced
>fuck Japan and their slanty eyed championswhoa there Bill
>>18811430gonna get dat nut, pardna!!
FUCK YOU BIG BILL
>>18811430Ruby trying to stop Eddie is so humorous
Buddy got really up close to Eddie when they were in the ring together. I bet Eddie stunk.
>>18811436based meaty arms enjoyer
Big Bill is reminding me of a giant Brian Pillman in ECW right now with this promo
>devices
I cant stop smiling!Wrestlepalooza going destroy all out !(:
BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP
>on their little devices boopboopboopboopboopboopboop
BIG BILL BURIES THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN.
>>18811454she dat ALL meat option
big bill is a lucky man
>>18811457I am NOT watching slopapalooza
bowens is such a bully
I really thought Bill was gonna drop a hard R there at the end
>>18811474Partner?
qt with the chapstick
>>18811479undertaker is a lolcow
>>18811461what device makes that noise ?
it's hilarious that Max is the face in this, Bowens must feel like he's taking crazy pills
>>18811484gope she has a cute girlcock
>>18811490maybe bowens should get a certificate like max
JERRY RECHRISTEN THEMTHE NEW F'N ACCLAIMED
Well, he technically won one.
>>18811474same but another slur like wop, mic, spic or something. it really sounded like he was heading in that direction
Damn the Jannetty strikes back.
>Jerry Lynn telling you that your floundering in the midcardthat's gotta sting
They better not stick this heatless parasite onto Max Caster again
VANILLA BABY
i met chrolet flare
>>18811484and she's wearing this shirt peak sickofu
>>18811489my tomagachi
VANILLA BABY BEATING THAT OLD MANS ASS
BAH GAWD
>Blake Christian with a micOhnonono Tony what the fuck are you doing
BIG RATINGS VANILLA BABY IN THE ARENA
MAX CASTER JUST TURNED FACE ON JERRY LYNN
Bowens single run has been so dimeless that they're going to have the Acclaimed get back together to save him aren't they
Qrd on Jerry lynn? Who is he?
OLD MAN DEATH METAL JERRY LYNN IS SHREDDED WTF LMAO
>JERRY LYNN>ONE OF THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME...easy, Tony
acclaimed got a new old white dude to be their dad :')
Vanilla babybros...
wow jerry lynn can still go
Jerry looking zetsy
>no Cradle Piledriver from Jerry Lynn to one of the heel heeksawwww man cmon
So i got my period today
>>18811524lookin' like RFK JR. over here
fuck blake christianfuck lee johnsonfuck dante martinfuck darius martinfuck scorpio skyfuck lio rushfuck mario andrettibased jon cruz getting a check
KEK Serpentico
>Fly out to WinnipegHuh?
Hold still little AEWtist, this will only hurt a LOT.......
BLUD LOOK AT JON CRUZ xDPAY THAT MAN EVERY WEEK TIL HE DIES, TONY KHAN
>noventa y dosWTF
See, the problem is that Bowens is too straight-laced. He's gotta be gay, Seth Rollins gay. Elton John. That would have got him over.
>D*xPiss break time
>see you in the 92What did Mistico mean by this?
>>18811550Wrestlemania Saudi Arabia lmao
What happens if I put an egg yolk in the garlic onion chili oil im making for my steak? Will it thicken it up?
>New Benoit/Dynamite Kid tag teamthat accursed line of pro wrestling continues.......
>>18811554Didn't work for MxM. They're over but still stuck in RoH
wanting to inherit "Dynamite Kid" is a fucking monkey's paw being held up by that Talk to Me hand
>Regal not here to manage Tommy Billington:/
did mistico say he was going to 92 MJF?
I think that, they should NOT let dynamite kid Jr work for them cause his dad was horrible horrible human its not good look to have his son name associate with aew
>>18811573fuck RegalFed snake he can piss off
>>18811553>>18811558turns out zesty kev was violada en mexico
>>18811571TBF they should be on TV every week, IDK why TK keeps them locked in the RoHzone
>piggapoo is also a shartycucklmao
>>18811573
Dynamite has backne.
>>18811584Cody's gonna come back and be the heel to end all heels
>>18811523RVD's main rival in ECW as a worker. Was the perfect complement/base to Van Dam's innovative style, could keep up just as well. Look up RVD v Jerry Lynn highlights on YT.
>>18811584HAHAHAH yup we sent Regal over for intel and yall fell for it hook line & sinker! Get fucked! LOLWe also have other moles you havent found out yet!
priest is shaped like a ninja turtle
>I wouldn't believe him if his tongue was notarized
>>18811588BROADCASTINGHE WAS CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT BRITISH BROADCASTING
>>18811589more wrestlers need to get on the gas
>>18811587? The chudjak? I'm a sicko, friend. And jaks were ours first.
>>18811586It's because they have comedy gimmicks
>>18811586looks like we'll be getting outrunners + dalton castle kino
>>18811523Jerry Flynn is the prototypical midcard flippy shitter jobber, he invented it.
Ayo thread bitchWe need a new thread againMake it right fucking now ya little slut
Dynamite and Neo-Benoit remind me that Brock Anderson exists somewhere on the roster.
>>18811623on the MLW roster maybe
>>18811613all gimmicks are comedy gimmicks>>18811618that brother nature package was great, I need MxM tho
>DONATION DAY MOVED?!?!why not just let the trash guy take it
>>18811573it's weird enough that the reincarnated wrestling ghost of Benoit is tagging with Dynamite Kid 2. Some cursed things should be left in the past and undisturbed. That lineage of wrestling is like the cursed ancient pharaoh tombs
He has skills but the character needs some work
>>18811640>reincarnated wrestling ghost of BenoitWho? Qrd?
>>18811623>roster*Roaster, Kenny Rodger's Roasters
Whenever I see Vanilla boy I always think he's Rickety Cricket from It's Always Sunny
It's too fucking early, dawg. Slow your roll
priest needs some kinda gimmick to make up for his height
>>18811647I feel the same with Cope
>>18811644I mean just look at him
>>18811644Adam Priest, similar body build and wrestling style, which ironically enough was pioneered by the OG Dynamite Kid and Tiger Mask
bald and hair better get in fans faces after the win
>>18811649Suck my dick pussy. Make the thread Now.
>>18811182Most of those are onlyfans hoes, so I guess women with self esteem are off limits to him
>>18811644that Adam Priest dude gives serious Benoit vibes. high workrate seething manlet on roids
>>18811647Charlie Kirk getting shot made me think of when Cricket got hit with the trash can
RUMORS SPREADING TONY KHAN JUST POOPED HIMSELF BACK STAGeIT SMELLS REAL FUCKING BAD
>>18811655Fuckers that size should be luchadores
>>18811669There was a brief and terrible period of my life when 2 of my roomates were fags. It smelled like shit in the hall outside their room and they had no problem explaining that it was because they liked to shit on each other and probably missed some while cleaning up.
if he grew his facial hair out he could be lil brock
I had the Jack in the Crack 2 tacos last night and felt like my heart got pumped that with 2 liters of grease
>>18811658Second time you mention your dick-pussy we don't care about your botched surgery
>>18811674... are you fuckinf serious? Why would they tell you that? Why would you live with them?
>>18811662*and will end up seriosuly CTE'd/crippled like all those guys.
this match is fucking lit
>>18811674Aewtists, everyone
>>18811674I shoot hate gays. There was this one gay man I worked with about a decade ago and he smelled like death.
>>18811658
why are they having a mini feud ostensibly putting these guys over while they have a ppv match coming up
>>18811674shade of VKM
>>18811694Kekkers
that was pretty rad
that hurt Adam more then hair
holy shit that fucking DDT
Priest looks like if Benoit and Crash Holly had a baby
DOUBLE HEADBUTT! THEY'RE LOCKING THE DOGS IN THE YARD NOW MAGGLE
This match rules
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double Benoit! kwab
>>18811698You have a TV program and a PPV program. They can't have matches with Edge & christian before the PPV match, so these guys are their TV feud to build them up for the PPV
>>18811698FTR are workhorses
>>18811705imagine the pure undistilled graps that preceded the conception
Damn dude first time I looked up during this match and that guy pulls that off
Collision is the best pure wrestling show of the week, just enough story advancement
That double headbutt should be their finisher
>>18811711No sir, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit).
>double diving heatbuttlil on the nose ladsalso a terrible ideaask Danielson, Harley Race, Dynamite Kid, [REDACTED] etc.
>>18811705they tried many times
NEWWWWWWW>>18811707>>18811707>>18811707>>18811707>>18811707>>18811707
good match
>>18811694lmao>>18811708hate how hard I lol'd at this
TK should pay me for every second D*x is on my screen.
>>18811720No that should be left dead and buried to history forever. Leave that box closed. It's bad.
ouch!
damn this nigga dead
>>18811669>>18811674why are piggapoos so obsessed with shit?
>Okada vs TakeshitaYES PLEASE
Main Event time!
Well, time to move on
