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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the latest installment of /pw/'s resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL! This show is brought to you by K-WAB Wrestling, and that stands for Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards(in case you didn't know). We are coming to you live from the 4chan Municipal Arena, which is our home venue for the time being. To "watch" the show properly, you just read each post and enjoy the various media therein. We utilize various forms of media to deliver a wrestling show that is tailor-made for this board. But of course, most of you will already know those things so let's get right down to business. This will be a historic episode of SNM, as we will be crowning our first World Heavyweight Champion. As for the rest, I think I've lined up a good show for you fuckers tonight but you can judge for yourself. The full card is as follows:

>Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico
>An 8-man Royal Rumble for a shot at the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship
>The Road Warriors Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vs Harambe the Gorilla in a hardcore cagematch
>Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi in the finals of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament

I believe these are the best five match videos I have ever made, so I also believe that you will be well-entertained by them. I figured out how to incorporate some camera work into the matches, so feel free to tell me if you like it or not.

PLUS:
>A new episode of Rock Talk
>A heartwarming message from Poi
>An update on Hulk Hogan's injury status

and more, so kick back and enjoy the fruits of my severe and lifelong autism.

Show Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1nERRgFnnegR
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW

>Official K-WAB Email Address:
pepevonerich@proton.me
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-Links to Previous Shows:
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930/
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795/
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396/
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314/
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473/
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416/

At the beginning of last week's episode, we learned that K-WAB Wrestling had signed a legend of the board to a lifetime contract, but no name was revealed. Next was a promo from Vader, delivered straight from the White Castle of Fear. Our first match was a 9/2 special, with Mabel defeating Wolfie using a devastating face rape. As the 92 crew closed in, Kevin Nash emerged from the locker room to save Wolfston, but Wolfie and Nash were no match for the combined might of the 92 crew. Afterward, the new signing was revealed to be the musician known as LyricKING, who made a grand entrance and dropped his first video. The show continued with ICP taking on the Pajeets of Pain. The fecal offense of the pajeets was so disgusting that the clowns were caught off-guard and defeated, but Violent J has sworn a terrible revenge. Next, we cut to Steve Austin complaining about his lack of opportunities, and that's why I booked him against Harambe this week. If he can win, he will get a title shot of his choice. Next up was the debut of LA Knight, as he squashed Brody King in quick fashion. Shingo Takagi then got a huge upset over Hulk Hogan, with Hogan suffering a terrible injury. In the main event. In another tournament semifinal match, Ric Flair managed to defeat Vader and end his undefeated streak. This was followed by a short press conference regarding the details and future of the fed itself.
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And tonight's main event is obvious, it's Shingo Takagi Vs Ric Flair. This will be the final match of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament and this one's for all the marbles, folks. The winner will become our inaugural world champion.
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And here's a few words from both our competitors about tonight's main event.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/fZmQdN4axYtk
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MMMMMM BADASS
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>>18812198
saw this when you posted it earlier, it's great work. sounds like both of them. the flair voice is a little off but i give that a pass because its at least close.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds...the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/N30vxxsXhBUL
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1gjnTI4mJWGp
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And his opponent...from Mexico City, weighing 180 pounds...this is MISTICO!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zx2xvQXghbbP
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1iuCm0t10co3
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And here we go with our opening cruiserweight banger!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/3UYWpQku0QDR
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>>18812262
PVRE SOVL
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Here is your winner...MISTICO!
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And this crowd is on its feet for Mistico and Mysterio! That was an amazing performance!
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Good evening frens, this is Frenly Apu with the Apu News Network. First of all, we have received some relatively good news from the hospital. It appears that the Hulkster is awake and is already cutting epic promos on the hospital staff. Despite his severe neck injury, there does not appear to be any paralysis. We still don't know if he will be able to return to the ring, but the news is good so far. In other news, HHH has recovered from his injury and is cleared to return to the ring.
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>>18812273
that really was a hell of a match, i am impressed sir
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A decision has been reached regarding our upcoming gigashow SAMHAIN SACRIFICE, which will take place sometime in October. We already announced that the main event will be a "spin the wheel, make the deal" match, but there is more. President Pepe Von Erich has decided that most of the show will consist of a deathmatch tournament, with a wide variety of deathmatch types being used. These deathmatches will include barbed wire, explosives, light tubes, thumbtacks, ladders and various other fuckery. BUT THERE'S MORE! This deathmatch tournament will have a little twist: Those eliminated from the tournament must spin the other wheel...the WHEEL OF KWABS and accept whatever punishment it deals. This is shaping up to be a very spooky and violent Halloween!
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>>18812403
You ain't seen nothin yet brother,
I got a lot more. But I am glad you enjoyed it, cheers.
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Alright boys, I got somethin' real special lined up for y'all next. It's our very first ROYAL RUMBLE.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest will be an 8-man over-the-top BATTLE ROYAL! The winner will become the next challenger for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championsip. Introducing first, the man who drew #1...from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 243 pounds...everyone please kneel in respect to Jerry "The King" Lawler!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/TPCCx9ip4X6P
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1fxa1TXmPCT7
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And now, the man who drew #2...from Blackpool, England, weighing 243 pounds...he is the real man's man, Lord Steven Regal!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qu0a0m5mDDna
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1bZR2XiHgbvn
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>So you think you're the king, do you? Well, as a patriotic Englishman and a real man's man, I take offense at that sir! You are no king! I think all these fans have it right when they called you THE BURGER KING!
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>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING

>You think I care what any of these idiots think? I AM THE KING, you lace-wearing limey fruitcake, and you're gonna find that out the hard way because it's teatime but I'm not servin' up crumpets, I'm servin up knuckle sandwiches!
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Here we go, with our first Royal Rumble! For our purposes, all timed-entry battle royals will be referred to as "Royal Rumbles", with other battle royal types having different names. Who will enter the ring and take their chance? Click below to find out.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/vloWaXHuAS1y
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holy dimes this deserves a bump
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>>18812639
This whole thread is you bumping your own shit.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...the crazed crippler, DAVID BENOIT!
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>>18812665
>the horsefucker allegations didnt work so now he tries this
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>>18812665
Pretty much lmao horse fetishist is desperate
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Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back after this word from our sponsors.
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>>18812679
Pretty sure it did work, ya horse fucker
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>YO YO YO it's ya boy, the legendary Top Dolla! And I'm here to tell you all about my dope new rasslin school yo! Now you can learn the skills that made me the respected ring technician that I am today. When I made that terrible botch, I thought my career was over man, but now I got a whole new career jobbing on the indies, and its phat bro I got all the hot dogs I can eat! And if you want, I can also teach you to be a successful rap musician for a small extra fee, homie. so bring yo ass on down to Top Dolla's Rasslin Academy and learn it straight from the GOAT himself, and that's me son! Ric Flair? Hulk Hogan? Antonio Inoki? Andre the Giant? THEY AIN'T SHIT. If you want to become the master of the TOP DOLLA FLOP like me, then call that number on the screen right now! Seriously, CALL THAT SHIT I need the money yo...
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>Are you tired of paying dues at your local gym, only to fail in your bodybuilding goals? Well, let me tell you what you need. What you need is a hardcore gym that will help you to become just as PUMPED and JACKED as me, Adam Cole bay bay! But around here, some people call me ADAM SWOLE because of my huge 7-inch pythons! Yes, you too can achieve the look of a Greek God and make all the ladies fall at your feet! You too can have the strength to lift an elephant and throw it over the top of Mount Everest! And it all starts when you come down to Adam Cole's gym and sign up for one of our premium membership plans. I will show you the secrets that made me one of the most amazing physical specimens in the history of mankind, so come on down now and remember this: If you train with Cole, you will get SWOLE, bay bay!
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>>18812613
that was honestly really good. best moment was when eddie eliminated the king
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>HI, IM SENSATIONAL SHERRIIIIII! AND I WANNA TELL YOUUUU ABOUT MY FAVORITE RECIPE! IT'S SENSATIONAL SHERRI'S FAMOUS PIZZA SPAGHETTIIII! YOU JUST FRY THE PEPPERONI, PUT IT IN THE SPAGHETTI, ADD SOME PIZZA SAUCE AND SPICES AND A BUNCH OF CHEEEEEEEESE! LIFE ON THE ROAD IS HARD AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHIIIIIT! BUT WHEN YOU EAT SENSATIONAL SHERRI'S PIZZA SPAGHETTI, YOU WON'T SHIT FOR AT LEAST A WEEEEEEK. AND THEN WHEN YOU DO, IT'LL BE AN EXPLOOOOOSIVE NUCLEAR SHIT THAT WILL RUIN YOUR TOILET BOOOOOOWL AND MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS MOVE AWAAAAAAY!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW, you can make Sensational Sherri's world-famous pizza spaghetti at home, but if you want the real thing JUST CALL ME AT THE SENSATIONAL SHERRI CATERING COMPANYYYYY! WHERE WE SELL NOTHING BUT PIZZA SPAGHETTI, PIZZA SPAGHETTI, AND MOOOOORE PIZZA SPAGHEEEEETTTIIIIIII!
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>>18812709
fuck off, we're enjoying this and you're just a jabroni whos headed straight for the rock bottom.
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>>18812725
yeah having him point at the graphic was a nice touch
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal, the ROAD WARRIORS!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHrrtYPMwdnc
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/12SWLZlMo4EK
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>>18812742
lol you actually did it, nice to see a promoter who listens to the fans
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And their opponents...from the slums of Karnataka, India...at a total combined weight of 460 pounds...they are Subhojeet Mukherjee and Big Knife Manju, the Pajeets of Pain!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Obamk6hJXXg
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1hFo54EBmuve
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And now for this week's tag team match, we have the Road Warriors taking on the disgusting duo known as the Pajeets of Pain

https://www.bitchute.com/video/5AAbKYQvwZrt
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Here are your winners (with a little assistance from ICP)...Hawk and Animal, The ROAD WARRIORS!
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>>18812750
>we're
It's just you, bro
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And here is the best moment from the match, it seems that ICP has begun the terrible revenge that Violent J spoke of last week.
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>Well, if it isn't the illustrious Captain Confederate. It's taken me a long time to get ahold of you sir, your reputation precedes you but you were not an easy man to find...yeah that's right, I am interested in recruiting you for my wrestling company so that you can entertain these autistic bastards on /pw/ with me. I would have come down there face to face, but you kinda shot and killed all the talent scouts I sent down to your trailer park...Yeah, yeah it's no big deal, that's why I sent the retards heh heh heh. Anyway, now that you know who I am, let's meet up and talk business next week...Alright, you made a good choice son, I'll see you then.
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This is Frenly Apu, on assignment for K-WAB Wrestling. We like to help our community in all the ways that we can, and that's why we sent Poi down here to this orphanage to conduct a fundraiser for these poor starving little children. She's also teaching them the fine arts of lynching, enslavement, and good old fashioned segregation. Yes, these children will forever know that you never trust the neegeru.

>REMEMBER CHILDREN! Always wear mask when neegeru around or neegeru give you AIDS and EBOLA! Also Poi will beat you if you don't. Ok?

Back to you, President Von Erich
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>>18812906
lmao clobbered indeed
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>>18812957
based Poi helping the youth with some tough love
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a hardcore cage match. Introducing first, from the zoo in Brownsville, Texas, weighing 440 pounds...he is our nigga, HARAMBE!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/nt7fRVMoZQCh
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1j8wv8Bp8G2Q
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And his opponent...from Victoria, Texas, weighing 252 pounds...he is the Texas rattlesnake, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/2fg8pye5ebIz
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1hlOhirVC6Wi
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awww hell yeah stone cold and the gorilla are next
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And here we go with Austin Vs Harambe in a hardcore steel cage match! If Austin wins this one, he will be granted a title shot of his choice.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/KlfxULnIOhV1
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Here is your winner...Harambe!
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>Pepe Von Erich, you really are a piece of trash! I ask for a match, and you put me in there with a damn 450-pound gorilla and he beats my damn face in! Goddamn, he beat my ass even worse'n I beat Debra! I can't even blame the monkey because he's just a monkey...i'm blamin you, president frognuts and ol' Stone Cold is fixin' to stop playin nice around here!
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NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! this week grug interview ULTIMATE WARRIOR! Me like this guest he mighty warrior with much wisdom. Me no like guest last week so grug bonk. YOU WATCH ROCK TALK or grug bonk you too! And remember...always bring rock to rock talk. On rock talk no clap...ONLY CLACK!
*rocks clack*

https://www.bitchute.com/video/FPUEGF9ArzHN
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>>18813173
lmao many keks
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>>18813173
all i can say is grug is over with me brother
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Alright, it's almost time for our main event! Here's a quick recap of our inaugural World Heavyweight Championship tournament. It's been a tournament full of fine matches and unexpected upsets, and it's all come down to Ric Flair and Shingo Takagi in the finals.
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>>18813173
absolute kino
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the K-WAB Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1lYWNfVs6Axh
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And his opponent...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 243 pounds...he is the one and only nature boy RIC FLAIR!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1dlWQbON7NTV
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And finally, after all that hype it's time to get down to the ring for our MAIN EVENT and find out who will be our first world champion!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Yf3wzjjo2S6Y
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>>18813173
loved it, please have him bonk someone next time tho
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>>18813275
come on shingo!
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>>18812742
Goddamn, son...
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Here is your winner, AND NEWWWWWWWW K-WAB WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE NATURE BOY, RIC FLAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRR!!!!
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Nature Boy, that was an incredible match and an incredible win, is there anything you'd like to say for all the fans out there?

>Apu, lemme tell ya...with a tear in my eye, I gotta tell you that this is a great moment in time here in this new frontier of imageboard wrestling, and the NATURE BOY will lead this company to NEW HEIGHTS! I'm talkin' custom-made clothes, alligator shoes, rolex watches, and the finest wine and all the most beautiful women in the world. As your new World Heavyweight Champion, I will bring a touch of class and style like only I can do! I started this tournament as an alternate, but now I stand before you as the NEW KING! WOOOOOOOO! So bring on the stewardesses! Bring on the weed! Pour the wine, and pay homage TO THE MAN!
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Let's look over a summary of tonight's match results.
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NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
I will need to take a break next week to handle some IRL matters, but have no fear because Saturday Night Metal will be right back on this board the following week. The card for episode 7 has not yet been fully decided, but we will definitely have David Benoit facing Kane in the main event, since he earned a title shot by winning the rumble. I am also planning on doing Ultimo Dragon Vs The Great Muta and Tessa Blanchard Vs Liv Morgan, although those plans could change. But one thing is for sure, there will be plenty of action, plenty of chaos, and plenty of good old fashioned carny fun so make sure you tune in next time at 10pm EST only here on /pw/.
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>>18813387
WOOOOOOOO INCREDIBLE MATCH 10/10 FINISH EVEN MELTZER LOVED IT HORSESPAMMERS BTFO ETERNALLY
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Ladies and Gentlemen this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We thank all of you who continue to enjoy our program, and we hope you have found this little circus of autism to be entertaining and worth your time. As stated before, there will not be a show next week, as I have to take a break and tend to some IRL matters. However, the following week we will return with the seventh episode of Saturday Night Metal. So until then, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off, and on behalf of everyone here at K-WAB Wrestling we wish all of you a good night.

Outro Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1j17B3bW6ZJg
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Incredible show.
Looking forward to the fallout from this one.
Glad to see an inaugural champion crowned.
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>>18813517
thank you based pepe, this was a fun little show. might help that im drunk af lol
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>>18813312
>the match rating at the end was 92%
poetry
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I didn't think it was possible to create epic moments with a fucking video game but somehow youve delivered
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>>18813066
dear god man this was brutal, love how you worked the jim ross call in there
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>>18812906
>ACK
kek i loved it
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>>18812906
>I.C FUCKING P'S IN THE HOOOOOUSSSE!!!
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>>18814264
WOOP WOOP!
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bump
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>>18814264
jeets are fucked lol
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an excellent show pepe, that was dimes
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great episode from beginning to end, every match was well done and grug popped me hard
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>>18815035
this is at least more amusing than most irl wrestling right now, have a bump op
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>>18812742
i think i'll make some pizza spaghetti today, wish me luck.
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>>18815377
mix a laxative in there, might help to save your toilet and keep your neighbors from moving
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bumpity bump
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I want to give a serious thank you to everyone who has helped to make this episode another home run. And I can't take all the credit either because K-WAB would be nothing without its fans.
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>>18812426
>wheel of kwab
LOL this should be good
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>>18815958
thank you based pve for always delivering the goods
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>>18815958
we need a based autist like you booking a real fed
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>>18817115
>>18817185
>>18817241
>>18817258
holy samefag lmao he's still trying to get this fake bullshit over. alright it's time to bust out your little fake screenshot. This is from the first time you posted it, and you got busted out because you couldn't even match the background color correctly. lol. Did you think everyone forgot?
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>>18817384
lol you got busted stop crying, imagine this faggot thinking he could metoo somebody here
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>>18817455
im not worked up at all, in fact it makes me laugh to see you recycling the same accusations that you tried to use on this guy like 3 years ago lol
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>>18817468
oh yeah? well I backtraced your ip address and found out you're actually posting from epstein island.
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>>18817468
I don't care if Pepe rapes kids as long as he delivers kino like Omega
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>>18817340
kek gottem
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>>18817577
i think it was obvious anyway, this guy spamming horse fantasies is probably just trying to get on the show
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>>18817468
>animal fucker also fucks kids
Why do degens never just stick to one thing?
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>>18817635
give it up fag, nobody's buying it
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>>18817659
If there was no element of truth to it you wouldn't feel the need to reply to everyone accusing them of being your enemy kek. So why are you black
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>>18817468
this chew guy would be like 77 years old, you're full of shit
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>>18817695
nta but better question, why are you obsessed with bestiality and pedophilia?
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>>18817468
Why can't the people here just be normal.
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>>18817710
>laughing at horsefucking pedos is obsession
Not helping the allegations KWAPB
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>>18817727
>gets asked why he's obsessed with pedos and horsefucking
>responds with a post rambling about pedos and horsefucking
confession accepted my son, do a thousand hail marys and maybe god will forgive your perversion
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>>18817468
This is why you never use discord lmao
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>>18817762
>post less than 20 words is rambling
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>>18817787
lol youve probably posted enough words itt to write a novel.
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>>18815958
was unironic cringekino, ill def be back
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>>18817468
This doesn't match up with the previous discord leaks because Pepe Von Erich posted his cock and it was white.
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>>18817823
good catch, the horsespammer cant even keep his story straight lol
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>>18817823
There was never any cock pics in the discord leaks, got something you wanna admit?
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>>18817846
OP slipped up lmfao
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>>18817846
>this pedo-obsessed schizo is now having full-on arguments with himself
wow
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>>18817858
best to just ignore that guy posting the horse and pedo stuff, he is clearly starved for attention and you're giving it to him.
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>>18817823
So the cord was real? I can't keep track of this angle anymore man.
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>>18817858
Or, you accidentally revealed a bit of the truth kek
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>>18817846
KWAB
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>>18817872
>everyone is op and therefore everyone is lying and also fucking horses
seek therapy and meds
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>>18817468
KWAUMFBN
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>>18817340
That was your falsefag attempt after you got outed. It would make no sense for the other guy to post a meaningless screenshot that didn't make you look bad like the others screenshots had. This one screenshot comes out much later than the original batch and it doesn't implicate you of anything because you couldn't shit on yourself to sell the frame job. You're an absolute retard
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>>18817918
you should have made that one a grugpost because it made no sense
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>>18812426
how the fuck are you going to do all that in firepro?
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>>18817846
Holy shit the conspiracy is true.
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>>18817915
No just Pepe Von Erich and you wouldn't feel the need to defend him so hard if you weren't him kek
>>18817918
Forgot about that good catch
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These threads only ever get any activity when OP gets exposed for some gay shit.
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>>18817992
>hey wait there was one person you forgot to accuse!
kek fuck off with this trash, the product is good so i don't care about this shit
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This thread? This thread right here? I'm thinkin it got hit HARD wit dat GOON GOON.
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>>18817468
What the fuck man why does everything good here have to be ruined by some pedo shit.
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>>18818041
>surprised a board where the majority of threads is joshit is full of pedophiles
Imagine.
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>>18818024
That's the same cope AEWists use
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>>18817468
Professional phrenologist here: this man would be incapable of making these threads or posting in the style seen from Pepe Von Erich. Sorry to ruin things for you, but I'm sure OP is bad in some way too.
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>>18815958
incredible show pepe pay no attention to the lonely hater and his pornographic thoughts
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>>18818051
It's just sad knowing the guy behind this stuff is a fucked up degenerate. I thought the discord stuff was fishy but now it's a bit too much
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>>18813387
based naitch, cant wait for the next one
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>>18818169
you can always tell when someone is doing something great because faggots WILL come out and try to sabotage it every time.
>>18818169
don't be a mark
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>>18817468
The drama behind these threads is entertaining as fuck kek.
>>18818169
It was some gay autistic e-fed, nothing to cry over you pussy.
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>>18818255
>doing something great
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>try to deny the dox
>end up admitting you posted your cock on discord and proving it existed
lol
lmfao even
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>>18818472
yeah and spamming about animal sex and pedo trash are so much better ways to spend your time lol. at least op made something entertaining out of his mental illness, that's more than i can say for you.
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>>18818506
Brother, if you really aren't OP, it looks extremely sus you're sucking his cock so hard. It makes me inclined to believe you're either OP or he really does have a discord cabal here to defend and bump his threads. And if you ARE OP I'm supposed to believe you have a schizo dedicated to fucking with you that you're desperately spending hours to say is making up loads of fake shit? That doesn't pass the smell test.
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>>18818579
Of course it's OP he's a self admitted autist and who the else is gonna go through all the effort of defending him
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>>18818579
>if you argue with me youre op
brilliant deduction holmes. you should quit posting on 4chan and go work for the cops solving murders or something.
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>>18818656
Probably but I'll give him an out
>>18818693
I haven't argued with you at all but just looking at the thread its clear you've been trying to defend OP for HOURS which makes you and OP look like you're trying to cover up something. Basically the Streisand effect. But hey keep on if you want, I think it's funny.
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>>18818739
lol you've clearly been arguing with more than one person you schizo. I've made like 3 posts here, but have fun tilting at windmills brother.
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>>18817340
damn this post turned out to be 100% correct, they were all samefagging.
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>>18819036
correct lol
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>>18819036
Then why are the other posts that shit on you still up? Just one guy, right?
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>>18819064
one guy, multiple IPs and one of them got nuked. thank you based jannies lol and im not the OP by the way.
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>>18819036
Correct. Pepe is is vindicated as all of us /pw/chads knew all along. They can dox as much as they want but it doesn't matter what he's into as long as he keeps bringing the kino
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>doesn't matter what he's into
Yes it does, apologist
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>>18819102
You are the same schizo that shits on AEW. I do not care if PVE is attracted to kids or animals, as long as he delivers a great product fuck off and kill yourself.
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>>18819124
>that shits on AEW.
I have for sure as AEW sucks, but I don't do it all the time and I don't make topics about it
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What in the fucking fuck is going on in this fucking thread?
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>>18819077
>it's all one person!
Kek
>>18819124
>You are the same schizo that shits on AEW. I do not care if PVE is attracted to kids or animals, as long as he delivers a great product fuck off
KEK
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>>18819146
OP is a convicted pedophile and is seething about it
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>>18819124
I seriously doubt that he's into either of those things, fake accusations are a dime a dozen these days
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>>18819158
lol you failed
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>>18819199
>Since OP wants to cry to the jannies
I knew he would. That's why I made a sharty topic about him
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>>18819178
Just laughing at the shitshow pepe.
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>>18819199
Your proof of this claim is what?
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Legitimate question, why doesn't OP just run his e-fed in a dedicated discord for it so people who enjoy it can just watch it there? Clearly these threads are always divided, so what is forcing OP to make threads here? It comes off like sheer stubbornness at this point.
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>>18819199
>77 years old
Fucking hell lmao
>>18819237
He's autistic he tried this three times already
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>>18819246
What the fuck is going on? Are we under attack by a sperg out? Should we batten down the hatches here?
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what the hell is happening here
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>>18819237
lol no it comes off as one asshole desperately trying to derail an e-fed and failing miserably.
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>>18819273
I'm thinking that this thread is under attack by a troon or a schizoid or a bot of sort? Its making some wild ass claims that Pepe Von Erich is actually some boy molesting fruit that's actually 77 years old or some weird shit? Who the fuck knows...I'm kinda in the dark here too. Like, this is DEFINITELY and unprecedented turn of events at the end of a wrestling show, no doubt. Someone calling the identity of the commissioner into question? This is outrageous.
On a serious note....who the fuck really knows, but it seems that someone is off their fuckign meds and is hopefully just a one off faggot that doesn't make it a personal mission of his to spoil these fucking threads in the future. Its about time we got some OC around here and this is actually fun.
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>>18819199
I have it on good authority that you are actually Bill Irwin AKA the Goon.
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>>18819271
Discord pedos getting exposed, many such cases.
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>>18819288
So again, why not make it somewhere dedicated for said e-fed so it won't attempted to get derailed then?
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>>18819304
Proof? Details?
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>>18819237
Because OP is a namefag. They all want attention
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>>18819307
good morning sar i too am working at call center
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>>18819304
>discord discord discord
go the fuck back to discord if you love it that much
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>>18819320
Where was my grammatical error at exactly?
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>>18819237
See >>18819319
He tried this shit THREE times.
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Why don't you dumb fucking shitheads just fuck off if you don't want to participate? I think OP is retarded and so are his threads, so that's why I leave them alone other than this one comment. Are you people really so fucking miserable you have to shit up threads to ruin them for, not just yourself, but other people? Get a fucking hold of yourself.
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>>18819360
Pepe von Erich falseflaggin again and having a melty lmfao
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>>18819360
Nobody wants them here. The only one that posts in these threads are OP unless anons come and shit on him
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>>18819374
completely false statement, you sir are both fake and gay.
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>>18819374
As one of the anons who comes to fuck with him, I agree lmao.
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>>18819374
>>18819390
You trannies are just mad you can't make kino like PVE.
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>>18819410
Is this what his is? A fucking tranny raid? They got banned the fuck out from ever participating in a K-WAB ring so they come here to shit and piss and fart because they can't come up with any semblance of kino of their own? If that's the case and its just lies without proof which it so far seems that it is, then fuck YOU, tranny niggers. I'll be right the fuck back here to cheer on Hogan being the first to challenge Flair for the world championship just to piss you off.
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>>18819417
Nice longwinded recap of everything he said. Nobody talks like this
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>>18819421
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>trannies are exclusively banned from K-WAB wrestling
>run schizoid smear campaign based on zero proof

You're the reason none of us are allowed to have nice things on this fucking board.
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>>18819417
Brother, if trannies also hate your dumb shit you'd have a lot more attention to your discord faggotry
>>18819614
Lmfao
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This is a fake feud. It's part of the show and it's scripted
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>>18819417
it probably is some disgruntled troon, would explain an awful lot
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>>18819807
I choose to believe this
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>>18819417
it's more likely to be wolfie. he got really butthurt after PVE did a 9/2 episode.
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>>18820029
Pepe Von Erich in the previous episode post-match skirmish and interview session was asked, quote:
>Will trannies be banned from the women's division and competing for the women's championship?
And he replied, quote:
>Trannies are banned entirely. I might allow a faggot or a lesbian but they will need to have a little bit more of a character than just being gay. I do have one character who is a redeemed god-fearing former tranny, but that's as far as I'm willing to go on that one lol.
And so there you have itl the epicenter of the lower colon bunghole itch that is the butthurt of the troons that lurk here. No fucking trannies, no tranny centric characters, no, we're not your fucking "allies". You get mockery at best and ignored at worst. Based fucking President.
If it is a disgruntled troon, its because of being excluded from the festivities like it should be from all women's sports, public areas and life in general by simply ridding themselves of their stupidity, and the commissioner is going to hold firm in discluding their deranged shit from the fucking squared circle. Period. They can fuck off and make their own wrestling show with FirePro to compete. They can call it 'Sunday Night Dilation Station' for all I care.
>>18820048
Wolfie's butthurt period. He better be dumping his nappy because Wolfie vs. Bryan is going to fucking happen sooner or later and the whole boards going to fucking tune in. Mark my fucking words, wolfbitch. Ain't no spamming Rikishi's ass or your faggot gay porn cut outs here.
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>>18820048
PVE also made wolfclit in Firepro as a character and as a chicken shit heel.
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>>18820154
yes and there's one other clue. on the 9/2 episode thread, there was just one post that got removed somehow, and it was wolfie's entrance. the troon thing would also fit but i think i smell a wolfbitch here.
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>>18820088
>sunday night dilation station
kek i honestly wish they would try something like that just for the memes
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>>18812145
show was amazing, please come back
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>>18812673
KEK
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>>18820247
Is that so?
Well, if that big dumb fucking faggot thinks he's gonna ruin this, he's got another thing coming. Like fuck I'm gonna let that twat ruin another thing on this board.



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