got her some massage cream for horsesfor the growing horsey!now just to grab her and rub her in
silence piggy
Is that dick cream? Is that CREAM for your DICK?
>>18820101deutsche?
>>18820108its ok buddy matthewsim a licensed massuese!its not cheating if someone is giving a massage to your wife.nothing sexual going in here broyou can even watchi mean i know you love to watch
buddy matthews listenwhen is the last time you gave rhea, your wife a massage?and thats a woman with lower back problems and strained muscles.like she actually medically NEEDS it.if you cant take care of your wife, let other men take care of your life bro.turn to rhea and ask her. just ask her "would you let your bulgarian stalker massage you with horse cream?"what you think she gonna say?"well....you never massage me husband"
>>18820131I'm too drunk to cum and certainly too drunk to ever listen to a bitch talk to me about massaging her roided out ass cheeks.
>>18820151her ass deflated and shes basically a white girl now.you really gonna cum from massage the small ass cheeks of some neglected woman?i mean its not like youre massaging lola vice's ass
>>18820160No. I would not cum.
>>18820171aunty rhea, you gonna have to eat more
>>18820179Would she let me pee down her throat since I can't cum? I wouldn't have sex with her but if she smiled I would pee on her teeth and if she gaped her holes I would pee into them from a distance.
>>18820101really funny, man
>>18820186I couldn't tell if it was funny or not because I didn't understand any of it. Now can we continue debating if this stallion would let me pee on and in her?b what would it take to facilitate such a meeting? Money? Good looks? Both?
in my defense aunty rheaI say "maybe i can rub her with massage cream, yes?"i get called fat and treated like garbagesome other guy says "yo bitch lemme pee in your mouth"and rhea cums buckets.
>>18820205I don't understand. Are you saying she *will* let me pee on her teeth or no?
this fat nigga think he an action hero [skull emoji]nigga can't even fight obesity and he thinks he can fight a grown man
>>18820224I want to kick and kick and punch and kick and pummel and punch and kick and kick and kick and punch and kick and punch and punch and kick the life out of this goddamned nerd
>>18820224Kiril board, newfag
>>18820224i already defeated obesity buddy.i had a nice little workout todayi also re-wet my whiskey barrel because it was starting to dry out and leak. Saved it just in time. now with some coconut oil and barrel wax i can really upkeep it.do you know anything about whiskey barrels buddy?or anything about curing chopping boards with coconut oil?anything about massaging your own wife once for fuck sake?no, the only thing you know is fortnite....and roids in the ass.you are a failure as a husband
Okay faggots. We are steering this conversation back to where it belongs. So, Rhea... she would let me pee on her teeth yes or no?
>>18820232not OP but my name is also kiril and I recently got this certificatedo you guys think it will help me make a wrestling game?
and another thing buddy matthewsi dont need roids to get in good shapeI can cat leap on ledges, i can monkey bars with a 15kg vesti can crush apples with my hands.people see me on video breaking concrete bricks.you.play fortnite.youre the fucking nerd here buddy.
>>18820244ohh NOOO! people know my real name that im some guy that actually gives massages to my wife!the shame. the horrible shame, buddy matthewsyou have RUINED MY LIFE!
>>18820268Lol at you Rovert. No one would even consider peeing on your teeth.
>>18820248Fortnite is based and way cooler than smashing apples. Buddy will never fuck you. Rhea will never fuck you. Nikki Blackfart will never fuck you.
