you now remember Shane-O-Mac had a meeting with tiny r con
A zorb thread died for this
How does Tony always manage to look so goofy in every picture that's taken of him
>>18820923you tell me
>>18820923Because he's a fuckin' goof, anon.
>>18820930TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>18820913They were discussing a zorb fed, actually.
>>18820923>BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
>Shane makes an impromptu meeting with Tony Khan, the CEO of the one and only major promotion in North America to go up against WWe in over 2 decades>"Aww yeah," Shane smiles, "Here comes the money.">Shane walks in through the door, three trannies walk out.>"Huh. Oooo-kay...">introduces himself to the reception clerk and looks over to see a shirtless bloated Chris Jericho passed out in the lobby snoring loudly, with half a bottle of Crown Royal on its side near his hand and his gut covered in streaks of nacho cheese. Having seen something like this before, Shane does the polite thing and places a few spare newspapers over top of Chris like a blanket and decides to catch back up with him when his contract expires to see how he's doing.>*DING* Elevator door opens up and there stand's Tony Khan, wiping away coke from his nose and sniffing and snroting something fierce. His eyes bug out in excitement/feral markdom as THEShane McMahon reaches out his hand to shake his. Tony's head is bobbing so much in excitement, his rat's nest hair shakes and shuffles everywhere.>After a slew of words all mashed together, Tony's vice grip on Shane's hand hasn't let up as he walks the two of them into his office at the end of the hall before he let's him go. Shane notices the various WWE and AEW wrestling figures strewn all over the office, including assorted Ricky & Morty merch and various dog toys, but see's no dogs present.>seeing the mad eye twitching and sperg mumbling not slowing down and still reeling from the three big troons he saw leaving earlier, Shane tries to talk business.>Tony, all wide eyed and sweating belts out: >"Gabbaflabtabadoorblap!!" >Shane's assistant then arrives to take an candid photo of the meeting right after Tony's outburst>Shane thanks Tony for his time, and NOPE's the fuck out of the building by doing his shuffle dance the whole way out.
>>18820909No I don't.
>>18822292Kek when even Shane McMahon realizes you are a clown and wants nothing to do with you, you know you are beyond a fuck up.
>>18820909What did they talk about?
>>18822330Their mutual love of cocaine
Tony revoked the offer when he found out Shane was still close with Vince.
>>18822292Lmfao
>>18820909Who just walks into a private meeting a snaps a photo? This shit is so setup
>>18822350"Wait, you're actually Vince's son?? So Hornswoggle is actually your brother??"
>>18822292KWAB
Its clear the moxley club angle was meant to involve shaneMox even had a promo where he hinted at a higher power. they quickly dropped it but that was ABSOLUTELY meant to be shane. tony just was too stubborn to change the angle so for 8 months we got “Who can stop….Jon Moxley” endings for dynamite with no payoff
>>18820909apparently this was at an airport
>>18820909Tony being a mark instance #75441992
porkwheelies wants this one GONE not making fun of tony kwab of the year x5 or else he gets spanked
>>18820909>lice wakes up at 3am. bumps all his shitty threads to page 1lmao. No organic demand. Faggot.
>>18824835Trevor found a new boogeyman?
>>18820909Shane was interested in working for AEW because Tony offered him insane money but then he realized Tony is retarded and AEW is a dumpster fire so he noped out.
>Tony feining surprise at the camera as shane looks on in disgustTony couldn't fucking help himself huh
>>18822407yea, and isnt that about when the bucks ran off to japan?pretty clear shane was supposed to come in and start a new stable
>>18820909>tony kwab hiring more ex-WWE talentgrim
>>18820909making fun of tony is a national sport
>>18820909back to page one
>>18820923>Ha ha, oh my God I did not expect this photo to be taken, oh wow, please don't post this on the internet or something ha ha
>>18822292Here's how it really went>please Tony, can I run AEW to help me with my severe daddy issues?>nah fuck off, Shane.You know it to be true.
