It's a grifting parasitic piece of shit
>>18832582Dave really is a hero to me.
>>18832582I know it's orange, but that's just the sun
>>18832582Stop looking at yourself in the reflection of the buildings below you
Imagine if Superman was Dave Meltzer autistic.
>>18832582Between talking about Dave, Chudlie, and watching the Sting in Robert Redford's honor, I've said/heard the word grifter more this week than i've had previously in my entire life.
>>18832582>Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a planeNaw bitch Superballs is the name
>>18832729>Dave Meltzer for the Daily Observer, uh, I mean Planet. Mr. Luthor...ok...alright..um..look...you're wrong ok...about the Man of Ste...Super...Kal-El ok? You're just wrong. The numbers...ok look I was talking to Wally West. beat Cop. Small city...just a just.uh uh uh...he's a really good guy ok. You know the crime lab he works at...ok funny story...so it was January 1960..ok...issue uh uh uh...issue #110 I believe, this is like after Jay Garret ok..
>>18832582Hope he gets notices bulge uwu
>>18832846>Thank you for saving me!>Well- uh- you know- You should really read up on what happened in 2002. You weren't really- you could have helped yourself- I mean, I shouldn't have needed to- you know there was a car accident I could have prevented if you- well, you know.
>>18832743That's because you are a friendless loser who doesn't go outside lol haha
>>18832881I’m a friendless loser who doesn’t go outside and I barely hear or see the word grifter
>>18832889Hit the gym take a shower get a communist art hoe gf
>well I was gonna join the justice gang but uh plans change
Do any of you nerds know how the hell is superman supposed to fly anyhow? By what means does he propell himself through the sky? He doesnt flap his arms or his feet. How the f*** does he levatate and move forward? Sh*ts so f*cking g*y.
It's a sex cult, Clark
>>18832582And he lives in your head rent free
R Truth, Sid Justice, and um, you know, The Way
>>18832582Superjew
>>18833216Paige as Chloe and Xavier Woods as Pete.
>>18832880>"Oh my God Meltzerman, thank you for saving me!">Well the uhm, you know the work rate it uh, yeah it could've been better, I didn't quite give it 5 star effort but it didn't disappoint much so I'd give this rescue 3,25 stars
>>18833252>Saves you>Give it a poor rating>"Th-thanks."
>>18832846>>18832880Kek
>>18833086Anyone can fly, it just takes incredible focus. You have to flex and raise your blood pressure really really high and then when you release the tension you just shoot up into the sky.
>>18832846>>18832880I wish you were funny. Dave being dave is a great premise, but you're not funny at all is the problem. Chatgpt does a better and more accurate argument with him and cornette discussing the better mst3k host. Take notes from thendbz cornetter guy and get a decent understanding of your material, cuz what you did here is the quality of a 2005 (or any year) John Cena match. It was brothers kf destruction vs kronik. It was sharmelle vs Jenna morasca. It was Shelly Martinez vs.... was it chaos? It was that fat chick shouting "my hole"Stop sucking anon. Do better. It's like you fucked up a preacher character and got no laughs
>>18834743Everyone laughed except for you.
>>18834743STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>18832743Yeah whatever you say, grifter. I ain't buying.
>>18834743Dave himself showed up to seethe
Kek
>>18834755>everyone is a retard except you
>>18834723Kek
>>18834743>you're not funny>Proceeds to write the least funny shit I've ever read in my life.Sure, buddy.
There's a fag in this thread that simps for Blake monroe and gets angry when you talk shit about her. You're arguing with a joshipedo. I'm out
Bloke Manroe
>>18836251Hey trev you still seething that Blake draws more than AEW?
>>18836251Kek he’s so upset. He finna cry lmao
