Put aside getting tickled in UFC, put aside the endless libtard virtue signaling, put aside the Lynchian fake hair: I cannot begin to express to you how unbelievable fucking cringe it is for a grown man to start wearing Jordans for the first time in his late 40s. (Extremely “punk” too btw)
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>>18835367worked +seething
>>18835363Usually when someone is hating on someone else for wearing Jordans, it's because they can't afford any themselves.
>>18835374Jordans cost 130 bucks. Anyone with a minimum wage job can afford the ones Punk wears.
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>>18835374>>18835384excuse me they cost 118
Remember the Air Jordan 1s and Nike Dunks trend from around 2019-2024? Every tiktok slut, every femoid between the ages of 12-40 had them. Karens wearing Jordans. Fucking grim.
>>18835363>(Extremely “punk” too btw)This is where it loses me too. Granted one of the least punk things is trying to tell other people what is and isn't punk. So I'll be a hypocrite here as well but what the hell. Those shoes are as far from punk as possible
Jordans are normie coded. Whats cringe about wearing them
>wearing brand shoesgay and retarded unless it's a classy shoe brand like Artioli
>>18835539>what's cringe about being a normie?NGMI
>>18835363Now if only some black guys would rob his ass for them
>>18835539It’s cringe to hop on the most normie trend imaginable at age 50 when your entire identity revolves around how alternative and punk and counterculture you are
If I was rich I would absolutely chase and hop on normie and youth trends I couldn't when I was poor
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>>18835616these are not expensive shoes tho. they’re a normal price, maybe just like $20-$40 above average cost of a decent pair of shoes current year
>>18835557If you think 99% of the human population is cringe then sure. I reserve cringe as a descriptor that shouldn't be used for baseline behaviors though. It would be like calling normies retarded. If everyone is a retard, then there is no specific use case for the word.
>>18835647white trash get $200 sneakers and $1400 goyphones on credit yet think you're poor if you don't have them
>>18835592>It’s cringe to hop on the most normie trendJordans aren't a trend... they've been popular since the early 90s. they're a mainstay at this point. rest of your post 100% agree tho
>>18835658>If you think 99% of the human population is cringei do>If everyone is a retardthey are
>>18835677they're a mainstay but you must be naive if you don't think or didn't notice Jordans seeing an uptick in sales and people wearing them over the past 6 years. It's died down now which is why they're cheaper than they were in 2022
>>18835684>everyone is a retardyou're just jealous because i can count to potato
>>18835684Well read the rest of my post
Air MaxealsAir Jordanetty
>>18835367Iphone Board Newfaggot
>>18835737with all the shit that happens on this borardm if an iphone poster is where he draws, the guys a retard.
>>18835363It's definitely cringe. It also makes everyone else that wears these shoes look like a fucking loser regardless of their age. When faggots like Phil start wearing this shit you know it isn't cool anymore.
>>18835771>It also makes everyone else that wears these shoes look like a fucking loserjordans are "i want to look fashionable with the least amount of effort" tier.
>>18835363>IMG_4289.jpg
>>18835363>NOOOOOOOOO 40 YEAR OLD MEN CAN'T WEAR THESE SPECIFIC SNEAKERSWhat do you even call this kind of autism?
>>18835539its Nog Coded
>>18835857>Specific sneakers>JordansWhat was that about autism?
>>18835857he's probably a /fag/got or a niggot
>>18835875Yes, Jordans are a specific kind of sneakers. Has this statement triggered your autism somehow?
What's even more cringe is giving a fuck.
>>18835374jordans aren’t in style so their prices are low. get a clue
>>18835395>>18835384>>18835374Probably more than that since those appear to be Off-Whites.
>>18835374usually when someone hates on someone for their fashion sense they look and pose like this and talk with a nasal gay voice like their voice matches nia jax
>>18836031well spending 1000 on “designer” Jordans is *totally* punk rock
