How would you book tonight's AEW Dynamite on TBS?
They should hire me. I'm the greatest living pro wrestling booker on the planet
let's go tone you're the best booker a-live
>>18835468Bobbo vs HobbsFletcher vs RicochetYoung bucks vs a wood chipperMoxley vs Samoa Joe street fightEdge and Christian win the tag titles in an open challengeTony shoots himself in the middle of the ring for the main eventWhen you can just book random matches any way like Tony does, it's easy to make a show people would wanna watch. He is just retarded.
>>18835468>Toni Storm announces retirement>Kenneth Omega comes out of the closet and also announces retirement>The Young Bucks come out to celebrate Kenneth's career, also announce retirement>Darby Allin does a kickflip off the turnbuckle and sustains a career-ending injury>Hangman Adam Page announces transition and becomes "Hangmaam Darlene Page" and relinquishes title>Samoa Joe vs. Kyle Fletcher for the Heavyweight Championship
>>18835468Edge vs Christian in a loser-leaves AEW match. I don't care if it doesn't make sense from a storyline perspective since they just teamed up. It'd pop a rating. Tony comes out and announces that he wants MJF to die so he books MJF vs the entire roster. The whole thing is just MJF getting completely obliterated for 20 minutes. He leaves in an ambulance.Throughout the whole show Satnam Singh randomly slings women over his shoulder and then takes them somewhere off camera. It's implied that he's raping them.Daniel Garcia gets a new gimmick where he's on a pogo stick all the time because he's afraid to touch the "filthy, germ-covered floor". He has a match with Big Bill where he promptly gets knocked to the mat, then begins clutching at his face screaming about how he's been "tainted" and runs away. He's never seen again.The whole female roster has a hardcore lingerie pudding match.Wheeler Yuta has a scooter race with Mox but he crashes into a trash can and breaks his leg. A tearful Mox says Yuta will have to be euthanized and covers the camera with his hand. Yuta is never seen again. Bobby Lashley and Claudio Castagnoli have a race war grudge match. If Lashley wins then it becomes legal to kill white people and if Claudio wins slavery gets reinstated. During the match Tony excitedly comes out clutching some bagpipes, gets in the middle of the ring with a mic, and says "HEY EVERYBODY SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I JUST LEARNED THE BAGPIPES! CHECK THIS OUT!" and he starts playing the bagpipes. Claudio and Lashley look at each other, look at Tony, look back at each other, and then start beating the shit out of Tony. They shake hands, agree bagpipes are fucking gay, and go out for beers.The main event is Darby Allin vs Samoa Joe in a rooftop monster truck deathmatch. Joe's truck gets pushed off the building where it crashes to the ground and explodes. Darby then coffin drops the burning wreckage. Both men are presumed dead.Easy milly.
>>18835468Mina Shirakawa vs Skye Blue in a bra and panties pudding match for 2 hours
>>18835958>Skye Blue
>>18835468tony has sat through so much wrestling in his 70yrs on earth. no way can he enjoy the slop aew puts out on a weekly basis. but hes a company man and enjoys those big paychecks
>>18836028now that I think about it I really don't know what kind of wrestling schiavone actually likes, if any. you know what jr likes, you know what excalibur likes, etc, but I've been listening to schiavone since wcw and I still don't know what his actual opinions about wrestling are.
>>18836028I'll never forget the look on Schiavone's face when they aired the Punk footage. He staying for the money but he knows AEW is WCW 2001 all over again and it's only a matter of time.
That's the dumbest thing to do. Attack the fans for not loving everything.
Me and Megan BayneLive sex celebration
Mina in a squirt session in the ring seeing how many times she can gush
>>18836417the fans should thank him for thatbeing under constant attack is the real aew experience, as tony khan has explained
