Now that Saudi Arabia has bought WrestleMania, place your bets on these fights that came with the package.
>>18836264All of them will happen. I guarantee TKO is digging up the corpse of Hogan to reanimate it and trying to find someone that can pass as Andre.
>>18836264Four of the geezers in that pic will be dead by then... But I won't tell you which 4
>>18836264>Taker vs ShawnProbably watchable. Possibly even good? I think they could put something together that would cover their asses.>Austin vs RockTwo lazy cripples who hate wrestling. Unwatchable and somehow self-indulgent trash.>Bret vs GoldbergGoldberg kick. The end.>Brock vs BatistaThey're both actually in shape enough to have a match. I don't know if it would be good.>Kurt vs CenaKurt goes back and forth between saying he's crippled for life and that he's in ring shape and ready for one more match. If he's fucked I'm not sure Cena could carry Kurt to a good Kurt Angle match. Potentially as bad as Austin vs Rock if the stars allign.>Haitch vs FlairFive minutes in Flair has to stop the match to give Hunter chest compressions. 80 year old Ric Flair walks out. Haitch leaves on a stretcher at best.
Main event is CM Punk jobbing clean to the Saudi Prince and offering AJ Lee as a concubine
>>18836279>someone that can pass as AndreNews are just in: TKO has contacted The Big Show and instructed him to gain 150 pounds until 2027
>>18836264They already said that the deal includes either a Rock match or even an Austin appearance.
