Just woke up from a coma. What happened with Vince's golden egg?
It's in my ass
>>18992750Legend has it that a fat guy sat on it, and it hatched in his ass.
>>18992750The Gobbledy Gooker came out of it.
>>18992750He gave it to his secretary before shitting on her head and jerking off to bbc cuck porn simultaneously
>>18992750Property of Israel now
>>18992750It was Austin Theory, and it made him a gigastar.
Smackdown and RAW have both been cancelled and taken off television I fear. AEW is the #1 promotion.
>>18992750Turns out it was spraypainted poop, and it landed on Janel Grant's head.
I hatched from it.
>>18993054It's a shame he didn't have a chance to really capitalize on getting over by beating Cena and cashing in the MitB and now being out for a injury just before getting into a program with Cody and Seth. OP missed out on things