All Elite Wrestling Presents WORLDS END from NOW Arena in Hoffman Estates, ILHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page vs. Swerve Strickland vs. MJF in a 4-Way Match for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Jamie Hayter for the AEW Women's World Championship>The Continental Classic Finals Match!>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita in a Continental Classic Semifinal Match>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Jon Moxley in a Continental Classic Semifinal Match>FTR (c) vs. Bang Bang Gang in a Chicago Street Fight for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Mone & Athena for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Death Riders vs. Timeless Toni Storm & The Conglomeration in Mixed Nuts Mayhem>Gabe Kidd vs. Darby Allin
MODS STICKY
What matches did I miss and what is left?
HARLEY SEXO
This sucks, we want the Triangle of Madness
so will CEO drop all the belts she has or will the back yard feds she got them from fold first?
>>19565236no you need to be fuckin jacked
i just turned 30 yesterday.am i too old for wrestling now? should this be my last wrestling ppv i watch?i mean for real bros....give it to me fucking straight. is life over, even?
wwe sucks
My Steelers :(
sex with these women
>>19565261Lucky Bud——
I took a piss AND a shit. Why is this match still going?
>>1956526230s is the new 20s you're good
>>19565262well no anon just watch with your kids like a normal personyou do have kids right??
Very very sexy match good god
>>19565275no. i have trouble sustaining an erection
I would eat Athena's ass but would deeply regret it the next day.
i would sexo all of these players desu
do you think Athena likes being called "that word" in bed?
Imagine Mercedes, Athena, Willow all nude and bent over>small medium large assMuh dick
harley isn't very good but it feels like she's trying really hard and i appreciate thatcontrast with bum ass tay conti and anna jay
>>19565240we're on thread 12, faggot
This whole ppv has been a botchfest
Athena has the smallest ass in this match
Bouncy Harley
BIG TITS WIN AGAIN
>>19565296but enough about your baptism
>Willow just pinned MercedesNOW GIVE HER HER FUCKING TBS BELT BACK YOU WHORE
Jesus Mercedes is so shit at acting
HOLY BASED
Gonna get this off my chest.the fastest ive ever cummed in my life was jerking off to a fantasy of harley cameron holding her breasts out to me like a landing zone for my loadi unloaded in literally 1 minute, maybe less, only slow stroking the base of my manhood.
hahahahahahahahhahahahFemale KWABOTY
>>19565303She's shoot autistic
I love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe.
MAN THIS PPV IS CACA
>>19565296And that’s a good thing nogaaaa!
>>19565262No, you can still enjoy wrestling, just give up all your dreams of being a wrestler because it's too late. It's too late for all your other dreams, too.
Athena is going after that TBS title
>>19565309WE STILL LOVE YOU, CEO
>>19565293Tay thought she could fit by just being hot but fucked her career up by getting preggo. Anna Jay looked like she wanted to get better but never did. I'm curious to see if the PC will be able to do anything with her.
>>19565307what year is this? why are you using your imagination to masturbate?
GODDAM IT ALL MY STUPID FUCKING ISP TURNED HEEL ON ME AND I MISSED MY KWEEN WILLOW'S MATCH I'M FINNA
Piss break match
>no adswtf streams have ads even
>>19565324If Anna Jay goes to WWE they are going to nerf her gear.
LIL NIGGALET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
SICKO match of the night right here
i usually like most of the njpw guys but gabe kidd doesn't feel like a good fit at all
>>19565263I prefer the Bernie Sanders of wrestling
no ad breaks
wow darby is just like me
gabe kidd is THE coldest wh*te boy in the game!!!
it's time
What was the significance of the decomposing bunny?
DARBY KINO
>>19565333Anon Stephanie lola and jaida exist
was that a fucking rabbit decomposing in reverse lmfao
Every match has had a botch. Let's see if the trend continues
love lil nigga like you wouldn't believedelivering some pre match art house KINO
>>19565314>IS CACAYeah, that's all poojets can think of.Maybe that's why they watch the sloppy shop so much, it remindes them of shit
‘ate creeps‘ate liarssimple as
Creeps and Liars status?
LYNCHIAN
>>19565346the bunny is coming back
he's dying tonight isn't he bros?
Creeps and liars status?
>>19565319my current realistic dreams:>make 100,000/year (current: 82,000)>play in my local men's 30+ (minor league only) baseball league (current: played to high school)>get married (current: 2 year relationship)
>>19565343is he really
>>19565346>the bunny the wrestlerI remember
>>19565353every match ever has had a botch ya fat fucking retard
would you describe darby allin as naturally athletic?
>That NIN-tier segmentBased Darby
>>19565345If it were the early 2000s, Darby would've been on the Bam Margera show
>>19565368a t shirt would never lie brother
>>19565345She doesn't deserve a ring. Bitch should be losing her pants and pissing if I'm on fire.
>>19565346This was HHH booking>>19565352This was Tonys booking
>>19565343how does he play a violent retard so convincingly?
>Gay Kid
quick maffs
>Gay Shitt
How is Darby not a day 1 guy, pretty sure he was on the first show
i'm sorry but i just cannot take gabe kidd seriously at allhe's like those black mirror dark and twisted memes played straight
>>19565372I would describe him as naturally based
more like gabe cringe
>>19565345they all look jewish
HE FOOKIN MENTAL YA PUSSIES
Did we just get a Darby ass zoom in?
this britbong mumble rap FUCKING SUCKS
IQ of 98 herewhat was the significance of the decomposing bunny in that vignette?
>>19565240Is this that Gay Kidd I keep hearing about?
>>19565366>get married (current: 2 year relationship)she's having sex with a black guy right now
thought that was a perfume commercial lol. poor bunny :( also, since i had an extra minute. fuck captcha timers but this new captcha is better than those silly letters. except for the 'does not have a pair'
CTE out the gate
Gabe Kidd's gimmick is literally just "I wrestled in NJPW once"
AHHHHHH ME MENFAL HELF AHHHHH IM GUNNA KEEL MESHELF
>>19565343>nippon goHow much brain damage do you need to render it like this?
>>19565379But enough about the star witness against your statutory rape case.
>sent to the mental ward by mean tweetsKWAB
WWE fan here, why don't they have ads for shit tickets on the ring?
>>19565374It's called jackass, jackass
does anyone find willow, like, impossibly sexy? there are objectively hotter women all over the big companies, but i honestly might have willow as my number one dream fuck. just let me session wrestle this big beautiful bitch and tap her ass out. i'm smitten
>>19565393TREE YEARS IN DA DOJO
>>19565385no that's Jimmy Havoc you're thinking of, who would be in Darby's spot right now if he wasn't a shoot fucking retard
>>19565406because its outlaw wrestling
>>19565395>>19565377
>>19565395It was a metaphor about life or something
>>19565407I was talking about Viva La Bam
based stiff match
>>19565401watch out bruv. that means he's tough!
>>19565407
>>19565415based show staring a based guy and the best jackass
>>19565405do you have any idea what it's like to go on a website and deal with retarded assholes all the time?
>>19565385His first match was on Fyter Fest 2019 against Cody
>>19565395its im 14 and this is so deep
>>19565401he wrestled there at least like five times
How come Gabe Kidd gets a singles match on a AEW PPV but at WK next week he's in a 10 man tag?
ohh fuck I just saw the replay lol
>>19565409Willow is the kind of girl I would totally be baffles with, could never be sexually attracted to her. She's one of the guys.
>>19565423>Has never seen cKy2K or Latest and GreatestSad.
>Kidd >is a grown man
this match is gonna be a fucking meatgrinder
>>19565422
>>19565424We're on 4chan right bro.
Now the PPV is dead
>>19565406Dude wipes was a sponsor two years ago here. Just another example of the fed taking our sloppy seconds like Ricky Aints and Bloke Manroe
>>19565409i hooked up with a chubby woman like this once. she was desperately trying to have a kid and was off the pill. i always forced a condom on. one time, i was drunk, and she shoot slipped my pecker in unprotected. felt INCREDIBLE. better than smaller, more fit chicks that i have had unprotected sex with.i started to cum in seconds but luckily got out in time.
>>19565437how unexpected
This crowd is so dead. People are tired of the stunt manlet
I can't believe we get three Moxley matches tonight
>>19565434anon you are in your 30s its time to admit cky was lame
>>19565395Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative.
I wonder if darby still likes turtles
Damn, they got quiet after that spot
Darby actually doesn’t blaze that often which is surprising
>>19565427Oh wow I stand corrected n shieet.
>>19565429because NJPW is lowering his stock since they know he's jumping ship to AEW full time soon
Why is Gay Yid having a competitive match with Lil’ Nigga?
How’s the show been so far?
>his gimmick is that he was in a mental hospitalbased or cringe?
Am I witnessing a murder in progress?
>>19565446cKy (stylized) is great and will never be replicated again, Bam Margera is the Charlie Chaplin of our time, better learn to accept it.
>>19565454darby wanted to get beat up, but the death riders already had another match
>>19565442be real bros. in general, how good is tracking periods/ovulation to prevent a baby
Why is Gabe so insane bros?
>>19565455pretty good, mox vs fletcher is a match of the year contender
>>19565445true or false: that's ace behavior
>>19565445>Mox and Gabe Kidd
>>19565424no I only talk to nice people online
>>19565446When you stopped watching it the world became gayer
>>19565458baley had a better mental health storyline
>>19565446Some of the Brandon phone pranks were legendary though
>>19565444It's literal who Kidd no one cares about
>>19565465from manchester
>>19565458based, pro wrestling needs more mentally unstable characters
BORINGGGGGG
>>19565458yes
>>19565409there are not objectively hotter women compared to willow
>>19565460>Bam Margera is the Charlie Chaplin of our timeno I'm afraid that's Steve-O actually
>>19565455Terrible. The only theme song the crowd sang along with was on the preshow
>>19565464i have friends who literally NEVER use protection and raw dawg it with dozens of girls and they are just fine. it probably is safe to just follow but i dont want a kid rn so i wrap it
fucking kino
>>19565458pretty funny
if they keep this feud going it has to end in an abandoned insane asylum match
helluva blade job there m8
I love this shit guys. Also, fuck the ravens
>>19565482Steve-O does nothing but puke
>>19565455best PPV I've ever seen in my life and I've been watching pro wrestling for over 30 years
bros should I do market gardening or retail work?
>>19565482Steve-O was a shitty backflip merchant, there was nothing he did that Ryan and Bam couldn't do.
>>19565478no milly?
Gabe looks based covered in blade
>>19565455Aside from the shitty FTR match it's been good. That and Okada/Take having a cop-out finish.
>>19565490Go Texies doe :)
>>19565493do something with a real skill, service is garbage
Have you guys ever explained this to normal people? How do you explain the Booty Shorts and leggings?
>>19565492we get it anon you turned 30 and you don't know how to deal with it. please sotp posting about it, thank you
i had a nose bleed (filled up 1 paper towel basically) and got light headedhow do these guys bleed BUCKETS and act just fine? is it adrenaline? or is the blood semi-worked (like they keep just putting on blood packets)
>that bloodspray on the choppaI'd just like to take this opportunity to say "Thank you, Tony."
>>19565458HE'S FUCKIN' MAD INNIT
>>19565506Fake blood
>>19565506it looks worse than it is cause blood on the head is thin plus they’re sweating
>>19565503Those lights are really hot and guys wear what they find most comfortable. It's basically Street Fighter.
>>19565495many are saying this (about slopdown)
these niggas should be career rivals
ow
blood pool
>>19565501Why are the team colors swapped?
darby got concussed on his hand there
>>19565506It's blood plus sweat making it more runny
lmao I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
It takes real talent to make a singles match look like a brutal street fight. Based lil nigga
>>19565522Smooth Brain
>>19565518Why mention niggers at a time like this?
>>19565504I'm 87, I just started watching wrestling 30 years ago.
Gabriel is actually bleeding like a lot
oi he finsta leaking innit
>>19565518a career of one upping each other to see who's more mentally ill
>>19565510IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!!
>>19565503We won’t fuck your fat wife, Corny.
Gay Kid
ITS STINK
>>19565523Chargers wore their 90s throwbacks
>>19565528finally some good stuff from gigi dolinsamazing she has pink nips and confirmed pink anus.
Worst ppv I've seen in ages
lmao what the fuck is going on
SHADES OF AUSTIN/HART
>A tiny man doing a sharpshooter on you doesn't even bend your body at allISHYGDDT
this as actually a pretty good stiff ass match
something about two legit crazy people wrestling shoot scares me lol.
MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS, KIDD
they need to get this nigel guy off commentary. he makes the show sound like low rent shit.
based match, they just stiffed the fuck out of each other and bled like crazy. good shit.
>>19565506>adrenalineI remember Hikaru Shida said I think in one of her streams whenever she was in match, the body went into different mode, adrenaline is almost certainly part of it
LIL NIGGA BROS
BRUTAL MATCH
Eh a match that bloody and physical shouldn’t have ended in a roll up.
haha surprise pin go brrrrrrrrrrr
>>19565528edited or she finally posted nip
>>19565540I already made that joke >:(
these mfs have crazy chemistry
CMON MANEEE
I wonder if Darby listens to AFI or if that was after his time
I FELL
brutal match
>KWABby KWABin wins lol
>>19565557did you expect aew to have good booking?
That's all the blood we have in the budget for tonight guys
shit finish
He won, but the beating isn't over...
I like Darby but I'm both a creep and a liar
>>19565528Sadly not real
>man nearly kills himself every match>commentary laughing>what an AEW moment
>>19565552should have gone on another 10 minutes at least
>>19565557that just means we get round two shortly
why is darby shoot crying
Shit was so bloody lil niggas gonna have to bleach his hair again
>next AEW paype isn't until March
>>19565563Probably. That Miss Murder song was huge when he was a kid.
Why is the crowd dead elite sisters?
marina fucking sucks
creeps and liars status?
>>19565581His favorite wrestler was Gabriel Kidd
>mixed nuts mayhemwtf does that even mean?
>>19565551This. Replace him with Excalibur and an Excalibur AI chatbot.
>Mixed Nuts Mayhem
New thread at around ~290 posts
>garcia>yuta>oc>roddynow this is what I call a pissbreak
>>19565563After his time? Their first album came out when he was two.
>>19565588>Miss Murder turns 20 in 6 monthsGot damn I'm old
mixednutsbros WW@
gabe gigs himself to the bone every time. I dont think that fella is all together upstairs
>marina barefootFINALLY
>>19565561needs to happen again but in a steel cage
>Garcia is a Death Rider>he cant jump the barrier properlyget that fufu ass bitch outta here
>>19565503Darby can get away with wearing anything, hes just one of those niggas
>>19565607That's my gateway to post-hardcore, metalcore and deathcore in a weird way
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>this entranceENTER
get your cocks out for marina’s nips
>>19565625I fucked her like 12 years ago
Buddyfag spotted
>>19565590Chicago hasn't been a good crowd in years
>Claudio themenew leader of the group?
>Tony is still pushing the Dick Riders
>>19565596>oh shit this PPV's gonna end before midnight uhhhhhhhhhh Claudio and OC, get the fuck out there, take some of those other unused niggas with you *snorrrrrrrrrrrt*
NIPPLE STATUS?
You guys ever watch that movie Mixed Nuts with Steve Martin and Tom Hanks' wife? Liev Schreiber made his film debut in it, funnily enough he played a tranny.
>>19565629Roddy? You're meant to do that multiple times a week if possible
>>19565607>didn’t even exist when The Big Bopper died in a fiery plane crash You’re an infant.
I haven't watched AEW in a while, is Yuta homeless
When are they rescuing Hologram anyway?
that nigga has a ciampa shirt jfc
>>19565608I got your mixed nuts, right here.
So why is Mark Briscoe tagging with my little dog pockets?
>>19565623The best screamer I ever heard was the dude from Thrice. I will now take counterpoints.
damn toni chill
HOLY FUCK TONI SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Marina should kiss Moxley in front of Roddy.
>>19565649Alex Teyen from Black Tongue and a few other projects is my current favorite
When the Netflix buyout happens are they gonna have to change where Toni Storm is billed from?
>>19565652marina should kiss mox in front of renee
this entire tag team is reddit incarnate
>>19565640Yuta is homeless that's his whole gimmick
God almighty, Toni is a delicious woman.
>>19565640Marina keeps him naked in the basement chained to a radiator when she's not "using" him.
I NEED TONI TO PEG ME
>>19565661JEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST TONI STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER
Is Marina gonna give Roddy some mothers milk?
>>19565661imagine the tightness of her ass hole
>>19565629How big was the strap-on she used on you?
>>19565661Dwarfmode Goddess
>>19565657More likely an Amazon MGM buyout She'll be a Bond girl
>>19565661
claudio should kiss mox in front of marina
>>19565644Holowho?
Death Riders win, Mox loses. Death Riders jump Mox?
NEW THREAD>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675
>>19565659nah you are
>>19565673Ideally yes.
>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675>>19565675MIGRATE
>>19565673>Moxley, you are no longer fit to lead us>sure you made it to the finals of the Continental Classic, but we won the "Mixed Nuts Mayhem" match.
>>19565673Mox wins
AH SHIT CLAUDIO
>beating your wife in the ring
LUTHER IS BACK!
This is how it sounds when she's getting BEAST'D
>more bootyThank you Based Tone Dawg!
Time to move...
I miss Scooby Hayter