i cant find any local death jitsu classes on craigslist
>>19571639The local strip mall in my area has a pizza place, a convenience store, and a combo death jitsu / krav maga school
>>19571639Dont bother with Death Jit-su--- you'll end up tapping out to a gamestop manager
>>19571639My local Pancrase guy teaches it on the side. After hours, word of mouth only. Real sicko shit.
>>19572104That's friggin badass
Do they actually teach you to kill people with death jitsu or is it just a gimmick? I know it can’t take down Walmart managers but is it legit?
>>19571639Jon learned from the greatest master in the business.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr0AbiM3kMg
>>19572881It’s pretty much Jiu Jitsu except more pure garbage and less fucks given. You’ll be gassed out, red faced and ready to tap from sheer exhaustion, that’s why you have an uncontrollable hatred of the hard cam or anything that will capture you being tapped out by a Barnes & Nobles cashier.
>Hey brother, heard you were looking for death jitsu classes. Why don’t you come over to my basement for a free lesson.
I've finished 2nd in my local karate tournament for 4 years straight. Will death jitsu help me finally beat the manager from Arby's?
>>19571639Moxley is an old fuck who still tries to be edgy like a little kid>Putting "death" in front of everything will make it sound so much cooler. Look at how cool I am. I got Death Riders, do Death Jitsu and bore people to death watching my matches too.
>>19571639Just pick a fight with any random homeless person.
>>19573053fair point, but why does it make you cry, though?
>>19573124What?
>>19572912jon moxley: obviously not a mason
>>19573124cuz i been goonin for 63 hours strait and my lil pud is raw and bloody
if your class doesn't teach you how to stretch a man's hole then you ain't living brudda!
if me and dean rolled for real id finish him with a ruotolotine then hit a heel hook before he woke up. for Vinces honor
I don't know why you meme on Moxley about this when it's Danielson that coined the phrase in a promo
>>19573187Is that Sabu in the picture letting Stu demonstrate some sort of maneuver on him?>errrreeeeehh errreeeeeeh so your Uncle was the Shiek eeeehhhhh. Tough man he was. Saw a fork knick his brachial artery one time in Thunder Bay and he still went another 45 minutes. They ehhhhh had to give him Mule blood to keep him alive. Nice ehhhhhh body you got kid. Nice shape. Strong calves. How about you come down to the dungeon and let me bend your arm back for a little bit and take some ehhhh heh pictures of our training.
there's one at the mall by my house
Can Death Jitsu beat this?
