I'm 30.
I'm 40
>>19571988https://youtu.be/G_0xp1h2PkQ
>>19571988That's a good wrestling name. Well done, OP. It worked for 50 Cent in rap.
>>19571988I’m Todd
>>19571988hi 30 i'm dad
>>19571988NUMBER 30
>>1957198846
>>19571988I'm 67
>>19571988what do you want us to say op
>Turned 40 last month
>>19571988Wizard status?
ol ahhh unc nigga lmfao xD
>>19572082zooms dont use emoticons you faggot retard lmao
>>19572088Crazy how no one gives a shit about zoomers enough to care about whether they use "emoticons" or not
>>19572088 oldhead thought he was cookin' with this one sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
>>19571988Cool. Want to fuck?
>>19572116Fuck off, jeet
>>19572088the fire emoji and cry laughing emoji beg to differ
Why do millennials and zoomers make such a huge deal about turning 30
>>19571988Might as well kill yourself
>>19571988No pop. Exactly.
>>19572137those are emojis bro it's different
>>19572137:skull emoji:
>>19572002Promos good
>>19572137emoticons are xD :D (: o.o etc.emojis are the things on your phone
>>19572137>capetty already fell offi feel ancient bros
>>19572071At the right that time is passing these days, I'll probably turn 40 in like a year. I turned 35 but it feels like I just hit 30, so I'm expecting 40 to come even quicker
>>19571988The fact this is a perfectly on topic wrestling reference is funny
>>19572314Nope sorry, young tard. MSN messenger emoticons were just like the ones on your phone. Better luck next time, kiddo.
>>1957232935 feels like a year ago, it's brutal. Make the most of your time. at this point memories are more important than time.
>>19571988You have a better shot at winning the rumble
>>19572335kek two different things unc. cheugy ass piece of shit.
>>19571988bro is 30 :skull emoji:
>>19572942read the thread, we've already been over all of that
okay guys give it to me straight, is /pw/ a unc or youngin board, I don't remember /asp/ being a boomer board. maybe im just working myself. maybe it is 50/50?
AND OLDER THAN EVER
>>1957198835 here. Sick of it
>>1957208129 here. I've had sex 68 times in my life but paid for 62 of those so far. What status I am
>>19571988dumb kid
>>19571988>34 y/o us army combat veteran>never had a gf>don't own landi thought going to war meant both of these were guaranteed when you came back
I'm 40 years old. I started watching wrestling again in the lead up to WM XXX. Fell in love with NJPW that same year too. Ever since I started watching again my life has really been on an upswing. Made a nice transition from desk jobs I hated into construction which is paying me better. I impregnated my busty, beautiful (fat) wife with two amazing sons. We own our own house in the suburbs in a lovely community. Last year I even bought my first brand new car. Life is good for us /asp/ies. My only issue is my erections haven't been as hard as they once were. Working on losing some weight, upping my cardio and probably going to book a vasectomy so I can creampie my gorgeous (fat) wife without the fear of pregnancy. If that doesn't work I guess I've gotta get on the blue chew train brothers.
>>19575513>fat>beautiful
>>19575513You sound similar to me in a lot of ways though i am an accountant who hates accounting and ruined my back doing manual labor so had to give back to accounting.The people in office jobs are so fucking gay, can't even have a real conversation with most of these fake ass preppy fags. Damn near every non-tiny company is the same in that regard.
>>19575588When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you "sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"
>>19575541She has a very beautiful face in my opinion and I love fat chicks when they got big, heavy hanging titties like my wife does. 38GG cups, dude. >>19575588It really is such a different world. I know it won't last forever and I already am planning to go back to the office when my body starts to go but right now I'm doing fine. There's also just so much less backstabbing and politicking to deal with in construction compared to office work in my experience.