>john cena, i hope you’re lying there as uncomfortably as you can possibly be while i talk for 10 minutes about how you spit on it and do tricks on it
>>19585817I’m calling HR.
Cena is flying around china in a solid gold wonkavator while punk needs a muffler from the gaping saudi cock gave him
>>19585817is he gonna hit the 67? maybe dab and do the nae nae?
Cena single handedly killed wrestling lol
>>19585817>Bullies you out of the business
>>19585831no cap
>>19585817Pipebomb was always loser whining. No surprise he is still a loser
>>19586283No, the Pipebomb was about using the anti-Cena, anti-WWE smark sentiment of the time in a story as Punk was becoming their #2 guy.From there they had two options, either pull the trigger on a corporate Cena heel turn and turn Punk into Stone Cold v2.0 as a rebel face, or mock the smarks and turn Punk into an insecure jobber heel.They were ready for both, they even had a new song ready for heel Super Cena, but they went with the second option in the end. It's unclear why (cold feet at taking risks, Hunter hating on Punk, the Alberto del Rio push...) and the fact this is not discussed more often shows how dull that era really was.The fact the "Summer of Punk" is named that way when he got buried in that shitty Nash/HHH story before the summer was over is hilarious.Still the most interesting thing to happen in wrestling between Benoit's stuff and the formation of AEW. Dark years.
>>19585817The worst part of this promo is Cena selling a table spot for like a half hour.
>>19586396it was even worse when they redid it with heel cena where they just had punk laying there in full view of the camera the entire timeat least cena actually sat up after a while in the original pipe bomb
>>19586390>The fact the "Summer of Punk" is named that way when he got buried in that shitty Nash/HHH story before the summer was over is hilarious.It was the second Summer of Punk, the first was when he turned heel as champ in Ring of Honor and signed his WWE contract on top of the ROH title. It also ended before the summer was over.That's why Punk mentioned ROH in the Pipebomb promo and talked about walking out with the WWE title and going back there, it wasn't just to pop the indie smarks by namedropping his old company, it was specifically alluding to an angle there involving how he signed with WWE to begin with.
>>19585817Most overrated promo ever
