And AEWtists wonder why their toybox is failing. Nobody knows or cares who the fuck these two are. Did either of them even attempt to grab the brass ring? Whatever. More dimes repellent from Tiny Conman.
shelton is more based than any of the blackies in wwe
>>19603419this the best thing you can find to cry about today huh?
>>19603419is it possible to be more boring than scorpio sky? always in great shape, super solid in ring, but the second he opens his mouth he might as well be the salesman at best buy trying to help you pick out a new television or dishwasher.
>>19603419Wow tony's dusting off his scorpio sky toy for his singular match of the year early
>>19603457Buddy.
>>19603429Nah. R-Truth mogs the fuck out of him by being entertaining.>>19603434>He types while looking in the mirror putting on his tranny makeup.
>warm up match to set up a title matchdid the fed stop doing those to make room for more ads or something?back in the day these used to be the main thing on wrestling tv
>CHING CHONG CHING CHONGhow did he get away with this?
Scorpio Sky wrestled 5 matches for AEW last year, and got paid all year long lmao
>>19603419>esports stadiumStarting the year off with a residency? Jesus things are looking GRIM for them
>>19603556The Khan family is known for their charity work with underprivileged black youths
Scorpio Sky, never realized how gay his name is before. Did know he was still getting checks
>>19603419These are the exact kind of matches they put on Rampage before it was cancelled.
>>19603419How do you not know who Shelton Benjamin is? Was in WWE for a long time and very accomplished.
>>19603631>Was in WWE for a long time>Never on TVSo he's a dimeless shitter and not worth my time? Sounds perfect for AEW's bloated roster of nobodies.
>>19604618>Never on TVHe was tag team champs with Charlie Haas ya fat retarded know-nothing smark faggot.
>>19603419I like Benjamin Shelton when he was in WWE but he's not enough to make me want to watch aew
>>19603419unironically, what's the story?
>>19604764Shelton's going for a midcard belt and needs to squash some jobbers to justify it.
>>19604642>Champ in a division that nobody gives a shit about>Literal decades ago and nobody remembers>Somehow that makes him relevantWrestle uncs need to move on from the Monday Night Wars.
Why are you so angry bro? Calm down. It's just wrestling. Chill.
>>19605096>Why are you so angry bro? Calm down. It's just wrestling. Chill.
>>19605032zoomies need to live stream their fiery deaths more often
this is so fake nobody actually hates shelton try again
>>19606654this, how you gon hate on a nigga with access to the fountain of eternal youth
>>19603419Shelton has no business being on TV desu
>>19603457You just described the Hurt Syndicucks
>>1960464220 years ago. He's done literally nothing done 2006
>>19606692No, that's everyone on WWE's roster that you're thinking of
>>19604764>Shelton has a Continental Title match next week for some reason despite being on a losing streak>Shelton only sells for other blacks and MVP only wants him wrestling other blacks>Scorpio Sky is free that night
Why is Tony relegating all the other blacks to Collision?
>>19606698>He's done literally nothing done 2006
>>19606732Chicago, tranny
>>19606718Shotty Lee just had a match on Wednesday, and Swerve is main eventing next week ya dingus.
>>19606735I didn't ask for your stage name
>>19606718Collision is where guys go to get their wins so they can job on Dynamite. God forbid a black guy work a job huh?
>>19606629>Unc can't meme>>19606654>>19606685Where did I imply I hated him? I just see him as another literal who that AEW rolls out causing their ratings to plummet.
>faggot op thinking anyone doesnt watch shelton
>>19606913>literal who>Shelton Benjaminshut the fuck up and go back to your tiktokslop, zoomzoom
>>19606930Why are you pretending E-chads remember who this loser is?
>>19603419Aew is so grim
>>19607380nah thats wwe in 2026
>>19606943You need all this shit on your screen to make a shelton benjamin match watchable
>>19603419Wow for sure they draw 200k with this match
Tony has given up. He knows Collision is getting cancelled so he just doesn't care
>>19603429yeah 20 years ago
>>19603419This is Tony throwing a bone to Trevor, his gay, 56-year-old, wheelchair-bound friend with a fetish for black men.
>>19609290That port
>>19609290nah this is a match for his homie vince
>>19609290You got him bubblin" with this one
>>19610995He's having an epic melty in the Collision thread.
>>19611355Is he? I may have to join in bullying him
>>19603419heard the dude on the right wasn't cleared KWAB
>>19603419Dire
>>19603629TRUTH, and the ratings are even lower. It can’t be long now for this shitshow.
