FINNA
WOOWOOWOO
What should I get from mcdonaldz
>>19604843awI likeded my rondetty version better :(
>>19604843>6 months we've been doing this feud>tiresome innit?Yes homotaker, it is
We did it Cardonabros!
>>19604866A job.
>>19604843Shoulda resigned Dolph
>>19604866My order. Two regular cheeseburgers. 10 nuggets Mcchicken OR filet o fish
Wtf I like Wade on RAW
Well is time to watch smackdown
>>19604873he refused to stop saying the word
>>19604873they might grab him when his contract is up later this year, although i don't know if he wants to go back, and there is NO way TKO will give him his old contract where he was making main event money again
>>19604866proposition the delivery driver for sex
This was a taped show BTW>Alister Black wins>Jade wins>Drew says the 3 stages of hell are Ladder match, TLC, and Hell in a CellYou oinkiEs can stop watching now :)Watch the replay of AEW Dynamite from Wednesday. It's far better.
>>19604873Dolph is going to Raw
>>19604878As long as they keep him with Tess I'm happy
>>19604873True, Dolph is endearing where Matt is a desperate bitch
>>19604866I look like that.
Matt Cardona is getting paid in action figures anyways. It ain't a big deal.
Watch Stardom and AEWThank me later
i hate the wyatts so much manthe smackdown tag division was so awesome before they got the titles and just shut it the fuck downsuch a shame
omg yummy spooky jobberinos
who is the Micheals of Pretty Deadly?
>>19604866get The Donald, it’s a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder, a Filet o Fish, fries and a chocolate shake.
BO KINO
Everyone's finally showing up for work tonight
>>19604908elton prince for sure but he might be permanently disfigured or some shit if he's not back after this long
>>19604843Real thread
>SamiYeah, that'll do me. I'm tapping out bros. Have a good weekend.
>>19604883</3
damn...we still have 2 hours to go
please be retiring sami
Where was Samy Zayn during 9/11?
I HATE JEWSI LOVE MUSLIMSDEATH TO AMERICA
>>19604926he's going to the farm to be with KO
>they are heating Sami Faggot up for his Rumble victoryplease no. please please fuck no.
3 returns tonight, why not save them for the rumble?
>habibi
Talk louder
KWAB
Please just give Sami 1 world title so he can finish the story
Sami Mamdani
>ZEROKWAB
sami bout to enter the rumblebefore the show started i meant to ask if we thought the first rumble entrants would declare tonightthis has gotta be it
>And then he said, "Baba, u a cuck..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>baba>habibiMaga is not going to like this
>>19604937Because its in Saudi and the surprises will get spoiled when they get off the plane in the airport
>baba why are you such a finna bitch lmao!!
>baba, i stand with israelman, sami’s having a rough run
sami's child does not understand what a world championship is
Baba we should behead these infidels in the ring
>>19604946LMAO
>Rumble is in 4 weekswait what the fuck?
>>19604931come on mustafa, rest a little, you have a big match against elijah
Yep, I called it, this is putting Sammy in the public consciousness so he can win the rumble in Saudi Arabia fuck this shit.
TRICKTRICKTRICKTRICKTRICKTRICK
>Habibi my son, by Allah you will receive 100 whips with baba's belt for that direspect
WHOOP THAT TRICK
Whip That Nig
Sars, a muslim man, in saudi arabia, winning would be AMAZEBALLSwow reallly
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>19604958Old enough to know Sami's a jobber lmao
>“and he asked why?” >guy from the crowd shouted “you suck”
WOOP DAT NIGWOOP DAT NIGWOOP DAT NIG
I don't know why they keep putting live microphones in Sami's hands. It never ends well.
LETS TALK ABOUT IT
I haven't watched Smack since it went to USADid they really sign Mid Cardona?
>no Booker T its not the same.........
WOOP THAT TRICK
What did that person said during the Sami promo that some people laughed?
if he wanted the title so bad why didn't take seth deal to go to smackdown for a title shot?
KWAB HIM TRICK DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>19604958Post joshi reading coom books.
the fuck lil sami gon do? kek
Holy fuck that reaction. Trick feels right on smackdown
WHOOP THAT TRICK. This dude is fucking giga dimes
Huge pop for Trick
>>19604883Her head doesn't look disturbingly small here.
TRICK N A
>>19604958Maika has excellent taste in women
AWW YEAH MAN
trick williams is going to have the career that smarks wanted carmelo hayes to have
Smackd9wn is for niggers and nxtroons now, grim
>>19604898if you add 300 pounds sure
Neat hairdo
At least they're making the third hour seem somewhat watchable now with these new additions
>>19604992Can't wait for him to whoop Melo one more time
Whoop that trick sounds a bit diddy no?
>smackdown is only 35% over
Trick is a "and then the bell rings" wrestler.
>>19604981He can work if he is there to elevate better guys, which is basically everyone including Tricky here
I don't know who this negri is but the fact that he has a meme theme means I hate him already.
it's me, i call him hollywood trick
>>19604997BANK?
got a guy that looks like a real star in there with that bum sami
Remember when Trick forgot the lyrics to his song
This guy is just temu Swerve. When will the 'fed get an original idea?
>Baba why everyone calling you a trick, why they want the black man to whip you?
>THEY KEPT TRICK HEELTHANK YOU JESUS CHRISTHOLLYWOOD IS HERE
Trick is the new the Rock
This nigga zesty
>>19605000Any person that knows the business knew Trick was always the Michaels
I don't watch NXT so he's making a good first impression on me
>Baba what's a trick?
if they book Trick well he'll do good on the main roster
Tall dark and handsome just like how I like my men yayyyyy NXT BBC
HOLD ON SAMI I WASNT DONE TALKING
>mhmm this negro be wearing them dual earrings, he be zestyhe be going into da rumble to get his ass rumbled
>says he's here to be the next WWE World Champion >gets into a NXT feud
Never thought id root for a nigger but thank you Trick! Kill Sami!
>>19605033Liv...
better promo than swerve I'll give him that
These NXT shitters are never anything interesting
you have yet to be... humbled
>>19605020 swerve is just a copy of velveteen dream
Sami is deceptively tall desu
How is this Corny nigga hitting Lash?
Holy shit that nigger is mogging Sami
>>19605040Good job tonight Iyo :)
Sami bout to get ZUTTED
HUMBLE
>>19605040Liv...
>>19605044STILLHUMBLE
Looked tough
>>19605040Iyo….
Trick is so fucking dimes kek
>>19605053all night
>>19605048I would rather watch this woman take a big fat nasty ass shit than actually downright fuck her
Lemon pepper is overrated
Both Sami and trick are dressed like they sell heroin
Unless gulia is next I'm turning this off
Smackdown is just NXT.......
>took melo 2 years to stop jobbing, get over and win a midcard title>in his first main roster appearance, trick got over and is put in the world title scene
>>19605048Legend has a hairy ass
So Trick is doing a Rock impression?K. Got it.
>>19605066white hands used chatgpt to post this
>people already cheering Trick and booing SamiRoflmao
>>19605048One day we should all post our asses like this.
>>19605072trick is doing a booker impression, ricky saints (still in NXT) is doing a rock impression
>>19605053Why do you want to watch a man fuck another man in the ass?
>>19605063Trick has Rock tier potential. Haitch can’t fuck this up
>>19605020He's literally nothing like Swerve, he's basically 70's blacksploitaion character, Swerve would never dare do that gimmick
>>19605072Just like LA Knight they are gonna bury him
>>19605069nxt is actually decent tho...
>>19605066It's a nigger seasoning so it fits his nigger gimmick i guess
The open challenge thing should be permanent
How did Sami look like such a bitch in front of Trick?Probably doesn't help that his theme music is what plays in a 5 year olds head when he realizes pizza is for dinner
>>19605083hed have to purpsoly sabatoge Trick
>>19605063Is, now he is on a match with a babyface am curious for the audience reaction
>>19605069It should start getting better then
>>19605091WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>19605065I prefer watching small, Japanese women shit due to the contrast in skin tone and the poop.
>Carnelo is taller than IlyaGrim.
>>19605094That 5 year old was you, fat boy
>>19605092it'll probably keep going until they have a heel champion
>>19605094Kek
Hayes was on the main roster for like 2 years now and only now got his first title. Trick is going to mog his career so hard.
>>19605092no it should not
>>19605094> what plays in a 5 year olds head when he realizes pizza is for dinnerKEK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITBRING BACK THIS REBEL HEART NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CIAMPA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19605048Who’s ass actually is that?
>garganolol I'm out
Buddy should pop out of the ambulance and help Aleister.
>Johnny Gargano match>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during a Gargano match>you could literally hear a pin drop during Johnny Gargano's entrance>you could literally hold a golf tournament during a Gargano promo>you could literally hold a moment of silence during a Gargano match>you could literally host a funeral in the arena during a Gargano match>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during a Gargano match>you could literally have students study during a Gargano match>a deaf person would literally feel at home during a Gargano match>you could literally sleep during a Gargano match>you could literally name every Johnny Gargano fan>you could literally count Johnny Gargano fans on one hand>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promo>you could literally confess your sins during a Gargano promo>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Gargano match without somebody hearing itTime for a piss break
>>19605105every time I fuck your mother, she makes me cookies
Miz is gonna shoot up SmackDown, I'm calling it
>>19605048>how is this corny nigga banging this corny fat-assed niggai wonder.
>>19605116Just another ho on the internet
It wouldn't be so bad to have Candice as a wife.
>>19605083The shit he says on the mic always cracks me up kek
uhhhhh thats not ghoulia! im raging!
Yeah... I'm tapping out early, goodnightYou guys can say bye if you wantYou can say goodnight cutie if you guys want
>>19605119Isn't Buddy injured?
>3 hour SmackDown>it's Gargano and Cardona
>>19605086Well, LA Knight been doing a Stone Cold impression. So yes, let’s bury the guys doing obvious attitude era impressions.
I seriously don't understand how Candice Lerae has a job.
>>19605094Trick has a fucking gigadimes look. Most would look dumb in front of him
>>19605132known butt slut. legit anal queen
>>19605116Lash legend
>>19605138Nah you are.
>>19605117Come back here sounds like a good match
>>19605094>Probably doesn't help that his theme music is what plays in a 5 year olds head when he realizes pizza is for dinnerHoly shit
Candice is my wrestling waifu
might be kino, Gargano works really well with the NXshitters
This has been a good show. I knew that once John Cena's retirement run was over, WWE would go back to the way it was in 23 and 24.
SRS JUST REPORTED THAT SHE'S IN GORILLA
>>19605132She probably gigs herself during intercourse.
>>19605143shame she is mandingo only now
>>19605141I don't get how her husband has a job. She's at least kind of cute.
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>19605143The monitor...
zesty niggers and womeme KWAB slop down is dead
>>19605139>>3 hour SmackDown
Please reply to me and give me a goodbye message I am closing the thread and stream
>trick>bouncy>meloblackbros are winning
>>19605161Stop watching it then
>>19605139If you thought they weren't going to do more tag team stuff and women's matches with that third hour, that's on you.
>>19605154Ew
>>19605154Is that where they keep the niggers during the show?
>>19605154Servicing Apollo
>>19605166internal metrics probably said they were losing black viewers during 2025
>>19605083Yes, thankfully Triple has never showed bias against any black gentleman before, right?
Who was better at their peak Trick or Valvetine dream?
>>19605166Also OBAAnd Jade and Naomi and LashWe're gonna get another Nuwaubianism faction soon
>>19605154Hyperlink or hyperfuckoff
>>19605179don't try to get me to like trips. he is an awful booker lets keep it about the negatives
>>19605179This but unironically
>>19605172we don't post our status updates here
>>19605166>all michaelsbased
>they signed Cardonahttps://youtu.be/QckEDYNjzAE?si=H3nzfdTg09ieMkpI
Black champions don't work on the main roster. Every Twitter fag begs for it, then they stop watching immediately after.
WHERE IS HE
Trick is fucking great wanted him in AEW
im not ready for 3 hours of this man....
>>19605156Proof?
They're bringing everyone back to TV tonight
>M1H
>>19605199I am
>>19605180Dream wasn't that impressive in the ring, I'd say Trick has been better there, but Dream definitely had more star potential, trick is in a good path doe
>>19605199Unfortunately you have no choice but to watch WWE religiously
>M1Hhuh?
>>19605195They watch, everyone else tunes out
>>19605195Kofimania exposed the truth
>>19605198as trick has mentioned in multiple promos, he doesn't work the indies, he's hollywood(ignore that he's a CZW legend)
>>19605195Because negros are entertaining but need a mouth piece, anonNegros have moved from slavery in the form of pure ownership to slavery in the form of ownership via contractsStill can't speak worth a damn
melo don't m1h
bros im worried ghoulia wont even be on the show and if she is it will be for 3 minutes....
>>19605203This call for my emergency beer
I bet Rey Fenix is regretting his decision to burn his bridges with AEW
>>19605206>>19605212Dyslexia is his new gimmick
>>19605166Anyone still calling Haitch racist is fucking retarded.
Well hopefully with a 3-hr show they might push Fenix now
>>19605196giving liv a long weekend
>>19605180dream was so unique. they were going to make him into the next top black guy for sure. i shoot miss him so much, vince needs to hire him for his new company.
>>19605206>>19605212>>19605219>>19605221MELO ISM1H
>>19605199It hasn't been thar bad tonight and I like the NXT call ups and Cardona's signing
Gargano looking alive
>>19605195It's a cycle. They move talent from NXT, the talent flounder and fail - partially due to themselves, partially the viewers -, and then twitter fags complain that no-one in NXT gets moved up or pushed properly. Conveniently forgetting that their favorites were NXT talent that got pushed to the main roster and managed to succeed.
>>19605156Where's the proof?
>>19605241wifey power upkelani is gonna backflip in from the audience to help melo retain
All the women should wear pants like Candice has right now
>>19605241I think he got his monthly Disneyland trip in
>>19605244who was the last black talent to come up from NXT? ember moon?
>>19605244>Conveniently forgetting that their favorites were NXT talent that got pushed to the main roster and managed to succeedBut enough about The Shield, debuting almost 14 years ago
>>19605246Would pop
>>19605180we never really saw Dream's peak since he kwab himself and couldnt stay away from schools
>>19605253he's back in his local indie
>>19605250He's on your television screen right now
>>19605250Carmelo Hayes
>>19605250hit row
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>19605253Did he really date Cathy or was that just a rumor?
>>19605250the united states champion.
>>19605255Are those all mugshots? Why is wearing that shirt?
>>19605255whats this gimmick?
>>19605256>>19605266>>19605259i meant before this recent crop, i should have put that, we don't know if he'll fail yet it's too early>>19605261true but they still have the michaels around
>>19605267the back said "Guilty by Association" and also had his picture on it, I believe
>>19605267>>19605271it's a comment on his trail by court of public opinion
>you're not even half way through watching SmackDown
>>19605280To political 4 meCarmelo to the vein
>>19605282tonight's episode has been pretty decent at least so it's not so bad
>>19605282>[GREAT NEWS]
So Carmelo got punished a long time for fucking up that move with Cody huh
>>19605282Neither are (You).
>heroin emote?
>melo getting unironic cheersAPOLOGIZE
>>19605293that was cody's fault
>>19605299based Miz getting Melo over
>>19605299For what? Melo's always been /ourguy/
Bianca returning tonight?
>>19605310her hand might still be fucked. if it's not, they have to save some surprises for the women's rumble with liv already back.
>this shit match is still goingwhy
i wanna have adult sex with candice, do you guys think gargano would let me do it?
>>19605310Probably not. Is Jade showing up?
>>19605299I loved MVP back then, I love MVP-2 now
>>19605316Give him a funko and yeah.
>>19605310they are keeping her locked in Cody's dungeon for a little while longer
>>19605316if you got him, ethan page and cardona in the same room and each gave them a new action figure to play with, you'd have unlimited access to chelsea and candice for at least like 2 hours
>>19605316>i wanna have adult sex with candiceAs opposed to another kind of sex?
>>19604847>>19604847>>19604847
>>19605316You'd have to beat him in a "My Wife's Pussy on a Pole" match.
>>19605326you don't know?
>>19605308Some people think that if wrestlers aren't belted within their first year on the main roster that they're failures
Gargano been on the main roster for years now and unless you watched NXT you wouldn't know anything about him except that he's a wrestler who appears on the show
>CollisionKek
this match is going too long
>>19605317she was supposed to but she injured michin at a house show so she has no match tonightthey might have swapped michin/jade for chelsea/giuliashe might be here but not a guarantee like before
>>19605336>one of the few call ups that didn't get an immediate title put on them>got overit's so simple
>>19605325a two-hour blackation
>>19605329Now can someone who isn't retarded make a real thread?
>>19605339That was his gimmick on nxt too
>>19605349Starring Iyo.
>>19605339i remember when him and Corbin feuded and JBL left his ass after he lost
>>19605339i didn't watch B&G NXT but i was watching some of the old takeovers recently, with some of the matches meltzer gave fiveys to and gargano consistently got a huge amount of boos (in addition to cheers), reception to him was more mixed than i expectedcompared to someone like adam cole who got basically just ultrapops and entirely positive receptions despite being a heel
>>19604847
>>19605352I thought Asians were mad racist toward Africans.
>>19605352What does Iyo have to do with this?
THIS IS AWESOME
>>19605356let it go lil nigga
NEW, REAL, TRUE, BLUE>>19605365>>19605365>>19605365>>19605365>>19605365
>>19604843
it was shit
