/pw/ - Landed a triple jump moonsault at a job interview - Professional Wrestling

Anonymous

01/03/26(Sat)05:13:52 No.19608230

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Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:13:52 No.19608230 Archived

Landed a triple jump moonsault at a job interview and i've just been escorted out of the building. It's cold outside and my knees hurt.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:22:51 No.19608255

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:22:51 No.19608255

You fucked up.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:24:30 No.19608263

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:24:30 No.19608263

Worked or shoot sault?

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:26:16 No.19608265

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:26:16 No.19608265

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>cut a promo on the most liked guy at work
>got crazy heat

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:38:55 No.19608291

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:38:55 No.19608291

>>19608230
Sell the knees to get yourself a disability payday from government money marks.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:47:48 No.19608316

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)05:47:48 No.19608316

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>having a worked wrestling match with the kids
>letting them get their shit in
>selling like a god
>crowd is loving it
>eventually try to get some offense of my own in so its not a boring squash
>one little shit sandbags me and no sells my shit
>shoot sweet chin music the little fucker at least 6 feet through the air
>little nigga hits his head on the edge of the merry go round
>busts him open the hard way
>ref throws up the x
and that's how i lost my job teaching at a kindergarten