Kairi the SEXO Edition(The Captain got pinned by the traitor on Friday Night 'ri. Not cool but the Captain and Asuka can get sweet 'rivenge on Monday Night 'ri as rubber finally meets the road as the Kabuki Warriors defend their tag team titles against the traitorous lesbians. May the Captain's elbow be as insane as possible and may she protect the business and injure Rhea. If not, the Cap'n will always 'rimain CUTE and SEXO!)Previous: >>19562217Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>19612899Kairi is cute!
tfw new kairi thread
Unearthing the lost Futa Jade x Kairi webm!
>>19612943So get off the log!
Sweet new Kairi thread!
>>19613440No one surprised she has a statue of a gringo common place for japanese woman
>>19613684>gringoAre you a fellow Mexican 'ritard?
>>19614061What did Lash say to make Kairi react like that?
>>19613038Hallowed webm of special significance
Ya gotta love the captain ya just gotta
>>19612899Any new Kairi wedges?
>>19614458She may have a thing for large futas.
>>19614373Cap'n the cham'p
>>19612899>Kairi the SEXO editionkek mondo based
>>19616076Yea I can fix ya up with some wedges
>>19618380>>19618391>>19618518>>19618525Based Kairi the SEXO
All these 'ri's are doing something strange to the old OBC. Bout to have to let it loose
>>19618380>>19618391>>19618518SEXOOOOO with Hojo
Luv this cham'p
>>19618380>>19618391>>19618525Based, didn’t have these ones yet. Thanks>>19618518New fave
>>19618525SEXO
We're going over tomorrow
>>19617733At least for 24 more hours
>>19620809I don't remember seeing this pic of 'ri with Rhea before.
>>19614061>>19614458>>19616250Lash was telling Kairi about how she has to fuck trick with a strapon because he's zesty like that
>>19620800very sexual pirate
>>19622458oh I didn't know Lash & Trick were an item
What a QT
>>19622469Melo the midget is also dating or engaged with Kelani
>>19622507Kawaiiri
See ya tomorrow for Monday Night 'ri
>>19623019Can't wait
>#Respect>#Hiroshi Tanahashi Player>#Tanahashi Retirement With all my gratitude, thank you so much, and truly, good work.https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/2007848180034240961
>>19623397Put down my capt'n down u hag. Gently.
>>19623019praying for the unlikely Kabuki victory
>>19623397Rhea is always touching /arrrr/ cap'n
GO 'ri
>>19612899SEXO
>>19626580With Hojo
I've been told that Monday Night 'ri is the place to be!
ǝuɐs !ɹ!ɐꓘ
Life is hard and full of pain so I be bussin fat nuts out to Kairi Sane
>>19627048Hell yeah Monday Night 'ri is my favorite day>>19627410Same
>>19623980>fat bitch on the right can't jumplol
Is 'ri finna lose the titles tonight?
>>19627918Probably but as a 'ritard imHopping for the best, cap'n the cham'p is best cap'n
'bukis vs the Iesbians is the first match
I'm sorry bros
this shit is so ass. they really only put on the titles on the kabukis so they put over their newest favorite pet projects.
FUCK YOU Rhea
it's afucking shame because they had a shot of actually turning Kairi into a massive babyface but they blew it by turning her into a complete jobber before this match. Now even if Asuka turns on her, it won't mean anything.I so fucking hate Gaytch so much
Fuck you HHH
>>19628810I don't know, I still think they can do the face turn if Asuka turns on her
>>19628810>>19628836He's just as bad as Vince and Bruce Pritchard.
Boring show lads, where is my 'bukis fighting backstage segment?
>>19628836I don't think gaych comes to /arrrr/
he hoggin
>>19623650>>19623980>>19627508She's not fat, especially compared to her current weight, it's just that her large breasts are weighing her down and she can't get any lift.
>>19632226New 'ri!!!!!I was waiting for a 'bukis backstage segment, next Monday Raw is in the morning btw
>>19632467who cares, the dream is dead
>>19632482Poor 'bukis
>>19632226SEXO
>>19633188kidd bandit is looking good
>>19633369your trannycord is that way --->
She was a useless botch machine tonight...
>the lone Kairi faggot is seething that the faces won the match that was announced a month in advance Kek what a dumb bitch
>>19633403is that also where kairi sane's title is? i thought that she had one
>>19633422no but it's where your trooning 'n goonin buddies are.
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/2008419007494320283
>>19633369normal people don't jerk off to trannies cripple, you are weird
>>19630764Yea was a pretty unceremonious piece of bullshit
Good morning 'ritards and good night for the aussie lad
>>19634938GM Kairibro
Young Hojo's pussy
>>19633737Is she mocking /arrrr/ cap'n? That bitch i still hate her for slapping 'ri
>>19633422Where's the neural function to your legs?
>>19636481Asuka is old and went through menopause pls understando
Page 8 in less than 2 hoursHe hogging?
>>19636216Please be respectful and don't talk about Kairi's genitals.
>>19637182why is xe like this, why does xe feel the need to hog?
>>19633442Bless Young Ho'
Lads /arrrr/ cap'n is celebrating 14 years as a professional wrestler, cheers for her and for many more years of the Pirate Princess aka the best gimmick ever!!>>19637542He's mentally ill
>>19638308The Paisan Drop (Japanese version)
>>19638332Asuka should make sure Kairi is wearing a warm sweater when it's cold out.
>>19638431Asuka is abusive.
>Thanks to the warm support from all of you, I’ve been able to reach my 14th debut anniversary today>This year, I’ll deliver big results and give back in return>Please keep watching>I’ve reached my 14th anniversary since debuting as a professional wrestler, and it’s all thanks to the incredible support from all of you.>Never give up!https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/2008684203240501691
>>19638332Purple 'ri!!>>19638518I'm so happy for /arrrr/ Cap'n
>>19638518Congratulations Kairi!
>>19638466true
>>19638437Goofy ass player with a cute butt
>>19638286>>19638290Hella based
>>19638505You can't see 'ri
>>19638518>This year, I’ll deliver big results and give back in returnsorry but the ship has sailed on that
>>19640072it's been less than a week
Gotta stay positive as the Captain plots her 'riturn to the top.
>>19639907>>19638505Aww, you done did it now...LC you should've left this one in the treasure chest man.https://youtu.be/xWzfB3P1T0w?si=lvU-pZZ7mn-hXU2->Here comes the Captain, and she's sailing the seas,>Making other wrestlers scurred, they dropping from scurvy!>Sailed the world, now I'm standing ashore,>I be dropping 'bows on them silicone whores!>You can't help but nod your head to the track,>Fuck the watered down rap, 'Ri be taking it back!>Drop anchor on ya leg- ain't no bracing it.>Asuka's in the mirror- clown facing it.>Iyo you playing the role, by dating a troll,>Hope you 'rimember that Rhea's paying "the toll".>Dropping deets on the sheets like your favorite leaker,>Get boos from the seats, cause I'm a heat seeker!>Everything that I be spitting is strong,>Thunder Rock? I fast forward through the rest of your song!>Best team in the 'E, Kabukis ruin your plan>And don't fuck with Kairi Sane - I'm a BAD CAPTAIN
>>19638518I wonder if Kairi will toss doubloons at some point this year?
>>19640708certainly not to children
>>19638437Lively Pirate jig
making the wheelchair bound hog seethe
>>19638437How can one player be so based?
>>19640733Kek
Gotta love the Cap'n
>>19644023Many people are saying this
>>19643168I call dibs on that blown kiss
>>19640495I believe in Ho-champ!
>>19644892Based
>>19640733Good. Those little runts need to realize life is tough and you can't always get what you want.
>>19644532Same
>>19612899
>>19646024Lawl based
I have faith that with other people tied up in the tag division, that Kairi can have her shot as a big singles star this year
>>19646698Same but I'm still finna coom to her regardless
>>19646698If she wins a singles title, it won't happen until we get to SummerSlam at the earliest. Now that she has the IC title back, Becky will more than likely start a program with AJ Lee going in to Wrestlemania. Speaking of Mania, the world title will either be tied up in theJudgement Day implosion angle with a triple threat between Roxy, Liv and Raquel match there or they'll heat up the Iyo-Rhea breakup angle with the title involved.
I love pink 'ri
>>19647368Same
>>19645328Kairi is way cuter doing this belt collector photoshoot that Ultimo Dragon ever was.
>>19643168>>19644427no, it's for me
>>19647152Some pretty comprehensive fortune telling. I could see all of this coming true. Unless the Capt'n goes to smackdown to take on Giulia, I doubt she'll have a belt anytime soon. Would love to be wrong though.
>>19645328Von Boyage!
>>19646698She would be big as a midcard champion but unfortunately the title is being hogged by has been grandmas that can't understand their time has passed. Fuck Becko and fuck AJ
SHAVED
>>19647874I have a feeling Giulia will start feuding with Jordynn Grace for the US title now that she's been called up. And you just know they want to go with Jade vs Bianca for Wrestlemania, so Kairi would be frozen out of that scene for a while as well, sadly.
this is the most delusional thread on /pw/ and there's a harley race gay fanfic thread going on at the moment
>>19648281Becky is kinda based these days but AJ Lee is the fucking worst.
>>19648635Nope. Fuck Becko for never helping Kairi get over. She can't even remember her name properly.
KAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>19649093
I recently got seriously into WWE after years of just having peripheral knowledge of it (got into it with Cena's retirement match) and recently found out about Kairi Sane and fell in love with her after seeing this picture.Knowing a woman like her exists makes my life a bit happier.
>>19650155Welcome aboard lad
>>19650155The Captain is a goddess
>>19650155Love 'ri. She's the cutest wrestler/pirate of all time. You should check out her old matches.
>>19649624She's the best ringside second in the world. So funny and animated and encouraging and passionate! I love her!!
>>19648895The just reminded me that Kairi snuck in getting, maybe giving, a couple of high fives to some fans at the hardcam ringside area while double teaming, IIRC, Iyo outside of the ring on Raw Monday night. It's a good think Asuka didn't catch her doing that. I hope WebmChad caught it.
>>19650471>>19650731Any more pics of this set? I know she wears wedges here
>>19650471I want a beach day with 'ri
>>19646698>'ri gets deported to slop down to feud with giulia
