>takes down raws ratings
>>19636543Why do they draw so much dimes?
>>19636619The Rise of Chinkslop
>>19636543Left is definitely the jannetty
>>19636543i regularly look at porn of the middle onenever seen the show btw
K-Pop Michaels vs Sports Entertainetty, sports entertainetty ain't gonna make it with the wolves on Netflix
>>19636720According to Triple H sports entertainment is dead.
>>19636768after seeing his booking i'd agree
>>19636768And he killed it
i like looking at katseye
>>19636698its a movie and its better than any slop put out by wwe or aew. watch it.
>>19636768he made sure of that
>>19636820>its better than any slop
>>19636864>he thinks fake combat with cringe scripts and forced catchphrases is better than an organic pop culture phenomenon like kpop demon huntershate to burst your bubble, but you don't live in the real world
>>19636698something about cartoon gooks getting their holes destroyed does something to my loins.
>>19636543Zoey is the draw
>>19637077You are gay
>>19637353
>>19636543Baseg
>>19639708>watches half naked men playfight every week>no self-awareness and still has to come back with puerile commentGrim.
>>19636543Finna based
>>19639466based zoeychad
>>19636543imagine a wwe crossover where they go after the big red demon kane and they do a cover of slow chemical with the korean boys.
>>19642149Imagine them coming out with taker at mania
>>19636543I like the left girl a lot.
>>19636543whats their foot game like?
>>19642317she looks like a skinny nia jax
>>19637077>organic pop culture phenomenon like kpopoxymoron, it's literally a genre developed in labs you fucking slop enthusiast
girl on the right is cutesttummies without showing navel is like an angel without wings
>>19642340the movie not the genre as a whole dipshit. learn how to read entire sentences ya ADD having ass bitch.
>>19642331Nah you do.
>>19642362cool nias hot
>>19636543i need the left on my dick now>>19642317based>>19642331retarded dumbfuck faggot>>19642355the movie was not organic at all. it's literally just another subtle asian traits tier movie. it was fun to watch tho
>>19642434>the movie was not organic at all. it's literally just another subtle asian traits tier movie.what the fuck do you think organic means in this context? It getting as popular as it did was definitely organic because it did not have a big advertisement campaign or astroturfing. It was a surprise hit, that's why it doesnt even have merch out yet, they only made deals for toys and bullshit after it became a hit. A planned hit has that stuff available day 1.They would have had the logo on the mat on raw before it even released if it wasnt organic
>>19636543I wish women wrestlers looked this good.we got nothing but niggers and hipless femoids
>Saja Boys didn't permanently change their theme to Your IdolRetarded. Soda Pop sucks.
>>19642444this was marvel for asian americans simple as. it's slop but enjoyable like mcdonalds. this was also heavily publicized in NA. it wasn't a surprise at all lol, it was made by the people who made into the spiderverse. idk why you're going to bat for this garbage, just goon to the red-haired chick and move on.
>>19643020soda pop is kino. Your idol is too spooky.
>>19643023>red haired chickahh, a tranny guy, of course you're wrong
>>19643053the middle one looks like seraphine from league of legends. the right one looks annoying but would still prolly. i like mean looking women
>>19643071>i like mean looking womenwhy
>>19643048It made sense for the darker turn but then Jinu got a career ending and potentially life-threatening injury. They lost all momentum after.
>>19643080idk, i'm a rough kinda guy. i don't like women without a little fight in them. super submissive women while fun in bed are boring to me. i want to be in there like king kong vs godzilla.
>>19643085he'll be back at the rumble
>>19643146>3....>2....>1.....>BZZZZZT>I'LL BE YOUR IDOL>*monster poo*
>>19637353seek help
>>19643780nta but when i was like 16 or so i played a hentai game of ryuko from kill la kill getting all her holes filled with tentacles and shit. zone was an og for that, it was hot at the time.
>>19643787underage b8
>>19643814Idiot. I was born in 2006. I'm almost 20 now. I'm a real man now.
>>19643814the game came out over 8 years ago or so
>>19636543>makes movie instead of tv show>introduces plenty of lore and characters in need of development>fans want more asap>have nothing>fans demand for more engagement gets to the point the songs reach number one on every top and break plenty of records>still nothing new>starving fans are grasping at straws already>promise new movie (no tv show) for fucking 2029>radio silence on new content stillNetflix truly is the gaytch of franchises. How the fuck they're fumbling this juggernaut of a franchise while leaving so much money on the table is baffling.
The Saja boys stable was carried by one man. They had no longevity once Jinu was written off TV due to a potentially career ending injury.
>>19643963You arent even old enough to drink kek, 20s is just another decade of being a teen
>>19643982shit takes time to make, especially when its CGI.Most companys have all of this in production before the first movie drops and have something planned and already done to drop every year. This movie was never supposed to make it.
>>19644256Sajanettys
>>19644355But it's not even about the movie. You can take all those years to make it but in the meantime you have to make something else.Books, comics, cd dramas, a fucking mobile game. Right now you can shit a rushed comic mini series or a cd with remixes and one new song and it would sell like fucking hotcakesInstead they are doing jack shit with it. The most they have engaged was some shitty skins in Fortnite. Not even the fucking songs were added.
>>19644412merch takes forever to developdesign, testing manufacturing etcyou always see toys for movies leak well ahead of releaseno one had any idea how well that movie would do
>>19636619Netflix meant any middle class 10 year old could watch it and it meant it spread memes and was a refreshing break from disneyslop for animation fans
>>19636633Right is the hairlet
>>19642149based
>>19644412All of that takes more than 6 months, which is roughly how long its been since this came out going off the top of my head. Especially the game and especially if you're trying to maintain quality control and not sully the franchise with low quality slop products
>>19644412the songs might be some music jew law taking a while.I mean they booked a sequel anon what more do you want? A Rumi fleshlight?
>>19636543fine lil ricebunnies
>>19644466>what more do you want? A Rumi fleshlight?I'll have the Zoey
>>19644466if you only wait for sequels to feed your franchise you end like Avatar. A franchise that only makes money once every 4-10 years. This one had the potential to be Harry Potter level. Literally printing millions everyday.
>>19637077>organic pop culture phenomenonlol, lmao even
>>19644355>especially when its CGI.bro it isn't 1992, this isn't toy story.>This movie was never supposed to make it.stop projecting your sad underdog bullshit on everything. netflix just wants to take some cash and give people more whenever the fuck they want because the retards who like this shit will eat it up whether it comes out next week or 2029.
>>19636626based. fuck wrestlingetty
>>19644936You have no idea what you're talking about. Go look up the cgi film making process, particularly on the high level not the toilet paper commerical stuff. shit just watch a behind the scenes look for whatever your favorite cgi movie is and come back to me and save your nonsense muh conspiracy to keep us bored waiting shit.
>>19644893please stop applying "muh dimes" to actual art forms like film thanks. It's fine for slop like wrestling but you're being a colossal faggot acting like Hollyjew capitalizing matters
>>19645008shut up bitch
>>19644367>>19644256Its true they were all the Usos to Jinu's Roman, but I think with some smart booking, Baby could break out as a singles star.
>>19642317Mira is over with me brother
>>19645520The abs guy is the one whos clearly a break out star, had every girl in the flick creaming their panties
>>19643020Soda Pop has the dance with the shoulders though. The crowd pops for it unfortunately
>>19645584Hes a Jeff Hardy. Girls pop when he takes his shirt off and very possibly has the rare it factor. You may be right.
>>19645008>film>art>not slopI can see your fedora from here
>>19636543I just want to goon to these kpop bitches but like 80% of the show's porn is faggot shit
>>19647114Netflix is for faggots.
>>19636543these bitches always pop my ass
>>19645520>BabyI don't know the names apart from their leader but let me run through their roster real quick.>blue hairTerrible look, should cut the bangs and get a clue, dude is gonna be an unsafe shitter when he can't see due to his bangs.>Pink hair buff guyShowed decent charisma and had the female audience enchanted. Could definitely make it in singles matches. I'm assuming that's Baby?>Jinu Clear Michaels and face of the company. Sadly kwabbed himself in the main event and is currently and possibly permanently barred from wrestling again.>Turquoise hair guyToo feminine and hair looks a little weird. He's definitely going with a femboy gimmick which tends to pop /pw/ but I think he might be on HRT and in the closet.>Pink hair guy on the rightEternal KWABOTY look. Wtf is he doing? He looks like shit and is being kept in the business by his stable mates. Could see him get future endeavored soon.
>>19648018Blue hair is the only one outside of Jinu that got a Hunter girl fall in love with him, so he's the second most based of the five.
zoey painal
>>19647114you can thank demorats for that
>>19648018if punk and bret came back anyone can. Jinu will be back in time for the rumble in 2029
>>19648865hes going to come back for intergender tag matches
>>19648018now thats a better looking stable than any of the cringey stables we've gotten in the past 5 years in wrestling
Speaking of which why hasn’t anyone created a K-pop aesthetically adjacent pro wrestling league in Korea? Kinda what Rossy did when he created stardom more or less with the joshis. I’m sure you can find some leftover girls and train them to wrestle. Or is the Japan the only Asian country with fighting spirit for pro wrestling? There’s money being left on the table there.
>>19649916This is currently one of the most popular k pop stars
>>19650461...in japan. Outside of Japan she is not that known
>>19649916maybe netflix can throw some money at this idea
>>19649916There's no wrestling money to be made in Korea. Also Korean wrestlers are a dime a dozen. And K-Pop idols are skinny as fuck and would literally die in the ring if they try a beginners match.The closest you'll ever get to an idol in WWE will be Kairi Sane but they treat her like shit so I doubt any idol would leave a potential musical career for wrasslin'
>>19643814that show came out in 2013. people who were 16 when it started airing are quite literally 29-30 years old now.this is like when you see literal decrepit ancient fucks who have not been outside in 6 years still talking about "zoomers" like we're all 12, we're fucking old now too retard
>>19650862shut your faggot ass up kid
Which one is the Michaels and which one is the Janetty
>>19651124Triple Mich'
>>19651124Zoey is the Michaels.
>>19651124Trip' Mikes
>>19636543>Californians made this and Dispatch>Waifubait was all it took to get people to forgive them>Also lmao at Raw failing to chart over and over
>>19651900what is dispatch?
How do I pop from kpop as a beginner?
>>19652483Goon to KDA sfm porn while listening to their songs
>>19636543Poor rawcels
>>19652450A shit cuck video game
>>19648275That is true, but the girl that fell in love with him is the janetty of the group and the dude objectively looks ridiculous
>>19636543I think WWE is doing a good job sanitizing its product for that big ZOG tv/streaming deals while keeping lgbtslop on the bare minimum to both appeal to middle america and coastal america audiences. It sucks now that they can't be edgy and say nigger and faggot and make a play on stereotypes without cancelling their tv/streaming deals. When Haitch and the people under him gets the boot I am betting that WWE will be full on worse than AEW trannyslop and I pray this will happen so that AEW can get its shit together and bring back that 2019 feel
>>19653899AEW is never going to get their shit together. Covid wwe gave them a layup and they completely blew their lead.
>>19637077This is one of the most homosexual posts I’ve ever seen on this board. Great job.
>>19648018All of them look like turbofaggots. They’re practically almost trannies.
>>19653316Zoey is the only non schizo of the group who accepted the idea that demons could be good from the start. Therefore the only one who was right in the end. The only Michaels.
>>19654142newfag
>>19654175they get puss, you don't.get a clue.
>>19653070Mandyfags won't like this post. Be careful anon.
>>19644991>toilet paper commerical stuff.we are talking about this since we are talking about kpop demon huntersi've done work in the cgi industry so i don't need to watch behind the scenes shit for an industry i'm not associated with like you do.it doesn't take until 2029 to fucking animate, it takes that long because of scripting, VA's and other shit.don't talk about shit you have no idea beyond "watching behind the scenes footage" or reading a fucking wikipedia page, you fucking moron.
>>19636543Am I supposed to know what this is?
Zoeychads eating good
>>19654529>i've done work in the cgi industrysure you have bud, drop your linkedin or fuck off with your larp
>>19654464Why? Mandy worked in that game?
>>19654542Yes, get wit it unc
>>19636543Is that the kabuki club?
>>19653070let me guess, it's an adventure """game""" that's more like a tv show
>>19655096if they were actually attractive maybe
>>19655079Nope. Modern "culture" has no mainstream anymore. This is like expecting everyone to know that one youtuber you watch who has 1 million subscribers.
>>19656565actually, that's just a sign of you growing old grandpa. You're no longer in touch with what's happening. Which checks out because you prefer to spend your time complaining about wrestling still, even though it hasn't been relevant for 25 years.
>>19657221Except that back in the 90s it was 70 year olds who were out of touch with the things happening. Now millenials and older zoomers know nothing you guys are talking about.
>>19636626But enough about the Kabuki Club
>>19657410that's your perception because you don't know any zoomer in real life
>>19657681gottem
>>19636543lol
>>19660162Great post
>anons ITT knowing kpop demon hunters because their kids spam watch it all day
>>19655535Koreans can't ever be as attractive as Japanese unfortunately
>>19661234at least they've had sex
>>19661704they all rook the same come off it weeb
>>19661716but at least they don't shit in the street
>>19636543But you swore that women weren't draws
>>19636543Was anyone else's reaction to Kpop Demon Hunters to immediately start fantasizing about them bouncing on BBC?
>>19661766not the kind of women the wrestling business employs thats for sure
>>19661766Show wouldn't be as successful without the male antagonists thoughbeit
>>19661766the boys were the real draw, even in canon.
