>>19640690>hook>moxley>sammy>jackdisgusting
>>19640690You sure this garbage isn't for rampage?
>>19640690From top-to-bottomWhy are they having a lights out match? Isn't that reserved for a real feud?Story?YOUR SPORTS TEAM SUCKSStory?Story?Story?I like slampig boobers and JR.
Would check out Sammy and the JR return. Is Hurt Syndicate even a thing anymore?
>>19640690>two anti-draws vs a failed star and poor Will Hobbs>two ex-WWE midcarders fighting for a midcard belt>MJF says your local sports team sucks>literally who vs an unsafe charisma vacuum botch machine>pissbreak>Jungle Bitch, Gayball, and literally who vs Ricochet and two jobbers>pissbreak>senile JR returns to passive aggressively shit all over everythingJR coming back is honestly kind of based because it'll lead to hilarity but this card is SHIT and will do no half milly.
I thought DEAN was supposed to take some time off at some point when he lost the HW belt
>>19640690Got the piggiEs squealing already
>>19640884>Got the AEWtists squealing alreadyAfraid so. And they're gonna be squealing extra hard when they see the ratings this card does lmao
>>19640690R Fraid so
>>19640954>no u>b-but muh ratingsCry me a river
>>19640690>Hook>Sammy Guevara>Jack PerryNo wonder, AEW can't draw even 4 hundy anymore.
>>19641238>the edrone is confused by the wrestlers not being washed up 50 year oldsGrim
Dronies are so embarrassing
>>19640690The Opps is such a gay tag team name, and Speedball looks like a shoot furry
No buddy??
>>19641869who?
>random gimmick match>eliminator match>we'll be joined by>completely random ROH match>trios match>JRIs it 2022 again?
>>19640690The continental champion is in a match to determine the number 1 contender for the continental championship? I don’t geddit
>>19640884Got you wheels squeaking already. Nobody wants to watch any of this shit.
>>19641904No one does, it's peak schizo Vince style booking.>well goddamn pal we'll have a match where if you beat the champion you get a title shot
>>19641249Washed up 20 and 30 year olds like Hook, Sammy, and Jungle Pussy who never drew a dime and never will because they have no talent are a lot worse
>we're back to 20 minute 2011 RAW MJF promosFUCK OFF ALREADY
>>19640711Fraid not. Tony fumbled them
>>19640690>Fat washed racist returns to AEW!Yay?
>>19640698Marina and Toni has been built for a while