As in who's the most legitimately sophisticated and brightest guy (or gal, lel) in the locker room, someone who knows how and why he does what he does? Kind of difficult to tell with all the working pseuds and tryhards out there desu.
>>19643369I know this is gonna get memed, but unironically, it's Nash.
>>19643369danielson
>>19643369>giant skull on his crotchso is he trying to say that his cock and balls represent death? does he have AIDS?
Heyman?
>>19643397He's not in the locker room thoughever.
>>19643369My first thought was Austin Aries but given that he got himself out of multiple jobs and paychecks I'm not sure he knows what he does in the grand scheme of things..just what he knows about wrestling
>>19643369Unironically EVIL
>>19643452Sometimes I think about the alternate reality where Austin Aries is the lead WWE commentator and Chris Hero led the Shield.
>>19643397He absolutely isn't. He likes to trick people into thinking that he's much smarter than he really is by making all these half sentence passing references to niche shit with a condescending tone, but he doesn't really get any of it. He's also not too smart about wrestling either. What he does have is charisma, and that takes him a long way. Compared to a Raven or an Ole he's a real dumbass.
>>19643534NTA I agree, but I also think Raven is kind of a dumbass, and Ole was such a cunt he was effectively a dumbass.
>>19643369Chelsea Green
>>19643534 >"I was never a dick without it being completely contrived. It was part of the work. I never did anything that wasn't pretty well calculated. I learned how to manipulate. You can be the greatest (in-ring) worker in the world but the work is backstage.">"I remember when I went back to TNA, and you had to sign-in. I would just put for my name "1099" and after about 6 or 7 weeks of it they finally called me and said "we don't know what you're doing but you need to be there on time," because I would show up at 4:30, and I just sent them a fax about Florida employment; the difference between an independent contractor and an employee. You're telling me that I gotta do one pre-tape and a match. I don't need 13 hours to do a pre-tape and put a 6 minute match together, so I'm not going to waste my time. So they came at me with that and I said it's real simple guys... I'd just like to know in writing what my 401k is, what my insurance is, since you say I'm an employee, I'd like to know what my benefits are and they'd go "ah ah ah ah..." how about this...you leave me the fuck alone and I won't smarten the locker room up that you're doing a gross injustice to everybody else.">"When I went back in 2013, and my longevity doctor was giving me half a cc of Deca, along with a cc of Testosterone and Enanthate, so the WWE doctor says you failed the test, you came back dirty for deca, and I said how can I be dirty for deca when my doctor faxed you what I'm doing. They said there was no protocol for deca. I said you're a MD not a longevity specialist and on top of that I'm a 1099 so if you have a problem with Kevin Nash, you can talk to the president of Spartacus Incorporated who happens to be Kevin Nash. You're telling me what I can and can't do to my body yet you're not giving me insurance?" You don't have to like the guy but he was smart as fuck
>>19643662she's a low class prostitute, not even a hetaera. maybe irl she's fine but she looks like a blown out pornstar.
>>19643471EVIL is cool but I think ZSJ has him beat as far as being a hip New Japan guy. I remember reading an interview with him once and being surprised at how knowledgeable he was regarding electronic music. He was mentioning GAS and shit like that.
>>19643984ZSJ might be a great guy to have a beer with but his in ring work makes him seem like a smelly self mark who's close to it, but doesn't really get it.
>>19643369i'm listening to this Mortiis shit right now and it fucking SUCKS
>>19644041Soulless. Playboi Carti might be more your speed ya ding dong diddly dingus.
>>19643674Kevin great, it's unfortunate this dumb ass board is caught on milking a dead meme from a decade old name fag war by people who got black guys in their mind 24/7. Makes it impossible to talk about Nash's career, the good or the bad
>>19644016What's wrong with his ring work? I think it's pretty cool that he manages to work a crowd for 30+ minutes whilst wrestling in that diet-world of sport style.
>>19644330Kevin deserves to have his career reduced to a meme status online, and not just on this board but overall in the IWC he will always be known as the quad tear guy, because he spent so many years being so smug about it all
>>19643422it means that he's a fan of skullfucking
>>19643369based album
>>19643534being the smartest guy in a room full of retards was an accomplishment but at the end of the day he was still a retard
IIRC Mark Briscoe has a 140 IQ
>>19646916That must've been halved by all the concussions over the years
>>19643369Bill Eadie, better known as Ax from Demolition is probably one of the smartest men from a business standpoint to ever wrestle.
>>19644041Gain taste
>>19645109Well, aren't you smug about it. Did he pin your girl or something. Good lord, he's been retired like 6 years and you still carrying his bags with a grudge. And it's one thing to joke about injuries and shitposting on a guy but people, the handful, have been writing their homosexual erotic fantasies daily, multiple times a day, for a half a decade so hard they don't have dents on ASWD keys, they got through 2ERVHNIKP and 9 as well. I've been coming to this board since 2019 something and it's been here before that. Fucking hell.It's just being spastic and retarded at this point, spamming a broke ass 6 7 meme on the board because the threat counter hits the same double digit every 100 post. "There is is again, better get them same images posted". What a bot life. Do better.
>>19644330what is there to talk about regarding kevin nash's career?the only people that want to unironically talk about that rape victim are antismarks obsessed with "the business" that they'll never be a part of and him being a politicking bitch behind the scenes.0 memorable matches, 0 memorable promos. that's a wrestler's legacy. nash left nothing.
Shane Douglas
>>19643369raven
>>19643369looks like saya kamitani
>>19647774>even shittier Rob Zombie performed by a goblin cosplayer is good tasteok bud
>>19643369Kurt Angle
>>19647997Study cagematch and come back to me rape fetishist. You couldn't go one reply without mentioning it faggot.
>>19643984He has the most Essex taste in existence. I remember people saying how cool he was because of his workout playlist he shared and it was all just not quite mainstream slop that most people had moved on from like a decade before.His playlist from 2020-something was just everyone's playlist when I was at uni in 2010.
>>19647753Bill Eadie got over with me big time through his kayfabe commentaries shoots back in the day. Really endearing guy, and as you said, quite sharp. Barry Darsow was a cool guy too.
