Would heaven or hell have a more dimes wrestling show?
>>19648209>heaven has Hogan vs Andre in a majestic celestial cloudy colosseum>hell is just Benoit vs Dynamite Kid self-induldgent wankTo me, the choice is obvious.
>>19648219>Hogan>heaven
>>19648219Benoit is up there, the Chudster is burning in hell.
>>19648240>that weird, subservient, ass-kissing nature towards niggersOh god you're American
>>19648254He was adulterousThat's a mortal sin anon
>>19648209Hell would have naked succubi pudding matches and hardcore death matches and such so probably that.
>>19648256>muh mortal sinThe blood of Christ forgives all sin to those that believe the gospel. There is no "mortal sin" that you the blood of Christ will not cover. ALL sins are "mortal" in the sense that any sin will send you to Hell. That is why we need Jesus Christ.
>>19648209Heaven would have all the stars, hell would have the promotors.
>>19648309LMAO. Nothing about Hell will be enjoyable.
>>19648209Heaven would have Eddie vs SavageHell would have Owen vs Stu
>>19648313No anon there are things called venial sins and fucking your friend's wife ain't one of those
>>19648391Canonically Eddie is in hell
>>19648309yeah but hell probably has Herb Abrams for a promoter so the booking is probably shit
>>19648209Only Earthquake is in heaven.
>>19648411There are people who literally participated in the murder of Christ in heaven
>>19648430He doesn't understand, anon. He keeps using Roman Catholic language.
>>19648315Good morning saar
>>19648209>HeavenEddieSabuBenoitRoddyBrodie LeeUmagaOwen HartBriscoeTestMike AwesomeAndre The Giant>HellHoganDynamite KidScott HallWarriorthe shitters are in hell, everyone good in Heaven. Not a hard choice at all really
>>19648209Benoit vs Snuka would be a crazy match
>>19648256Jesus can forgive all sins but one and it isn't adultery.
>>19648209>another homosexual atheist talking about heaven and hell thread this board is ass.
>>19648599>Owen Hart>goodJesus is an Austin mark. Sorry Owen.
>>19648612There's a 2000 Nitro match where they both hit Jeff Jarrett with a splash off the top of a cage
>>19648663>surely this won't have any downsides
>>19648663Thank you anon I didn't even know this happened
Heaven would have no one on the roster.
>>19648219Hogan's in hell lil buddy, Benoit's in heaven because his family tried to kill him.
Wrestling by its nature is a form of lying. I don’t know if there are any wrestlers in heaven.
>>19648663know way. those vanilla midgets really were the beginning of the marks getting in the ring
>>19648309Would the incubi pudding matches happen on the preshow or co-main event
>>19648209they've all reincarnated by now maybe they will be dimes again in 10-20 years
Heven would have the best climate.Hell would have the best company.
>>19648889>Snuka>vanilla midgetDon't be retarded, anon.
>>19648391Not sure why Owen would be in Hell. He was a jackass, but that's really not enough to get you sentenced to eternal damnation.
It depends on where God rules on suicide. I think he gets it and it's only in the book as a political consideration. You can't have everyone just blowing themselves away to get to Heaven faster.In that case you get all the Von Erich boys, Mike Awesome, Eddie and Mike Graham, Crash Holly, Sean O'Haire, Grand Master Sexay, Yukon Eric, Daffney and Hana. And that's one hell of a show!
Hulk Hogan is doesn't work for me brother'ing Satan in hell this very moment
>>19649970Suicide is murder
>>19650017So they're fine.
>>19649970Thought Crash od'd?
>>19648240>>19648253Hulkster in heaven predicted Hogan got the contract with God years ago brother
