My gf keeps talking during the movie and I'm about to cut a promo.
What are you watching?
>>19663984Austin Powers
>>19663975What’s the movie? Need to know if she’s based or cringe.
>>19664003Which one?
>>19664013The first one. We had to rewind like 3 times now because she didnt hear what they said.
You need to fuck her quiet
>>19663975Give ‘er the ol’ “Fine speech.”
>>19664003What is wrong with you? The tools to stop her are in the movie. Zip it. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exZIPPIT A
>>19664018Have you tried saying "oh, behave"?
>>19663975Literally pause the movie everytime she starts talking to make her realize how annoying she’s being without being an ass
she wants to make out, quit being gay
>>19663975Women are not intellectually capable of engaging with a film beyond that, "Oh my God that character is ME!". Watching anything with them is unbearable.
>>19663975Does your girlfriend yell out random word associations or is mine just a tard? She'll see whatever's in the movie and tell out a random word like Austin Powers she would probly shout the names of random 60s songs.
>>19665493Thank God I don't have a girlfriend. This thread scared me straight. Imagine dealing with a foid longer than 20 minutes (time it takes with a hooker) And by hookers obvs I don't mean penetration (don't get AIDS) but just the foreplay and handie stuff.
>>19665574sanest joshipedo post
>>19664003It's a quirky Mike Myers comedy movie. You'll live. It's not like you're watching the Seven's Seal or some shit.
