>sitting on my back patio sipping an afternoon beer while watching wrestling on my phone>pool guy comes>nice enough fella, always thought the guy was a bit slow, my pool cleaning company hires veterans and handicapped people>"hey there mr. anon, whatcha watchin'">"wrestling, are you a fan?">"nah, that gay fake shit's for retards">now whenever i see the pool guy he talks real slow to me using even smaller words than beforeGuys, how the fuck do I salvage this?
>>19725746fire him ya retarded bitch
>>19725771I don't know, that might come across like I'm mad
>>19725746You own a pool so I have no sympathy for your upper class bitch ass
>>19725852In my defense the pool technically belongs to my parents
Start wearing a mortarboard to portray yourself as an intellectual.
>>19725913Based suggestion, imma try it next time.
>>19725746Dress up like a girl and seduce him. Then you'll both be gay. You'll still be retarded, but it's a start.
>>19726049I'll combine this with the mortarboard advice above it to offset the retarded part.This is gold, thanks lads.
>>19725746Don't feel too bad, OP. I used to be a wrestler and when my son found out, he shoot whooped my ass. It was Christmas time too.
>>19726049You can also get him into robotripping to slowly turn him retarded.
>>19726101Damn, kids can be brutal.I'm glad I'll probably never have any on account of being a NEET
>>19726129Pretty sure I saw that in an episode of House once
>>19726101Kevin?
