Has anyone else managed to do so much damage to wrestling?
>>19835326I refresh this board 16 hours a day and shoot have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
>>19835326literally WHO?!?!?
>>19835326For some reason this logo gives me PTSD of someone who I forget but vaguely remember to be really insufferable
>>19835326Never saw Meltzer use this logo before
>>19835339it seems to be the logo of a youtuber named "super eyepatch wolf" and he does cover wrestling so that's probably who OP was referring to.
>>19835357that helps thanks. what did he do?
>>19835326i can't stand his SSRI voice
He was on a podcast I like once and he was fun on there and his Simpsons video was pretty good but I couldn't care less about his opinions on wrestling.
>>19835326This nigga is a smark in the worst way possible. I'd say he's worse than Sidgwick the way he pretends that wrestling is some super deep art form.
>>19835326>>19835336OP trying to get themselves over. Whoever it is they’re not known enough for this thread’s existence and premise to be organic
>>19835326That's not dave meltzer
>>19835491in his defence i do vaguely remember some yt cunt with that profile pic
His vids are decent. It's just his overtly dramatic voice that pisses me off.
>>19835326Is this a stealth-Sw1tcher thread? Ya just gotta love the Mattster. Ya just gotta.
He’s too nice about modern wrestling but that’s kinda the gig. I dig his anime stuff. Wish he would stop spreading misinformation about China though.
>>19835480It is. But shit like aew, modern new Japan and stardom are a dumb persons idea I’d deep artful wrestling
what the hell happened to markyd?
>>19835521Probably the most well rounded incel wrestling fan. Like outside of wrestling taste and the gym his life is identical to the wrestling otaku.
>>19835326>and that is kind of beautiful in a wayI just remember him saying this like 50 times a video
>>19835423Or him half-crying
>>19835326I hate the meta of pretending to be enlightened or have a greater understanding of media because of how it effected you and talking about it all faggy likeJust be like "wow that was good I understood the themes and narrative" instead of talmbout how you fucking cried over it or sumn
>>19835326Reminder he tried to be a manager in an Irish indie fed but was too dimeless and gay
He likes gantz so he’s cool.
>>19835563he is too damn emotional. the way he talks makes me want to slap him around and call him susan.
>>19835585>>19835563So he triggers you by making you confront your fear of your own emotions?
>>19835602Shut up BITCH!
>>19835602no he triggers my urge to slap whiny females
>>19835423>”And then..something miraculous happened..the cow..got HIV..”
I liked the one he did about Golden Lovers but then his bullshit whispery dramatic pause to sob delivery plus seeing his stupid face really soured me on him
>>19835326Am i supposed to know what in furfaggotry this gay shit is anon?Some of us have sex, and a life
>>19835646Hes a gay Irish youtuber. The target demographic for prowrestling in the 2020s
>>19835616He trains boxing and jujitsu so he would either dodge and deliver a counter punch or capture your arm and submit you.
>>19835563Same thing with people who cry over things being horrible just because it didn't align exactly with their headcanon
>>19835339Found the little zoom zoom who watched that beast feller
>>19835650Trev started a Youtube channel?
>>19835326And this... is how... the 2026 Royal Rumble... BROKE me...
>>19835326Landis
>>19835581He also like Vermis so I'll let him slide.
>>19835664lol sure he would. im definitely not afraid of that BJJ trash, all real martial artists know that it only works if you play along with it.
>>19835664*duck the left**fake a right**transition into double leg*heh, nothing personnel kid
>>19835628>>19835731This is why I cant watch him.Also he'll just like go on a monlogue about something completely random and hyperfix explaining an object, experience or feeling for that amount of time.Some of the stuff I've heard from the limited exposure I have to him is he had some good thoughts just not enough for me to put up with his intentionally drawn out slow tone of speaking
>>19835664Hello everyone, this is Royce Gracie and I just wanted to tell you all about the story of brazilian jiu-jitsu, the art of gay rape. It all started when I entered a Judo tournament as a young lad. They put me up against a jungle headhunter, and as I tried to apply a triangle choke, all of a sudden, his pants slipped down and my dick went in his ass. Total accident, I swear. This jungle headhunter didn't take kindly to this unexpected penetration, and went into a savage rage, beating me into unconsciousness. When I woke up in the hospital I said>I'll show them. I'll show them all. I will create an entire martial art around the concept of gay rape and elevate it to a higher levelBut alas, I needed a master. So I wandered the jungles with my brothers until I found an old Japanese man named Mitsuyo Maeda. Maeda had been a student of the great Judo master Jigoro Kano, until he was expelled from Japan for 1,537 acts of public homosexual rape. Not knowing where else to go, he went to Brazil to rape monkeys in the jungle. Well, he couldn't catch any monkeys, but he did catch me and my brothers. He molded us into the most elite anal rapists in all of Brazil. I won tournaments in many places because people were so weirded out by my homo humping techniques. I'll never forget the day I graduated and became a Sensei. Maeda-san told me to lay flat on the floor, and then he excreted a gigantically long TURD on my chest. He said>ROYCE-SAN! HERE IS YOUR BROWN BELT! THAT IS THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER GET FROM ME. I STILL WANT TO CATCHU THOSE MONKEYS DESUAnd with that, my master disappeared back into the jungle with a raging hard on and a bag of monkey chow. I still have that 3-foot Rio steamer he dropped, in a glass case on my mantle. I decided that one day, I shall pass it on to my descendants, but I realize that I may not have any descendants since Maeda turned most of my family into homosexuals. That's why I decided to teach the arts of rape to the entire world!
>>19835326Is this guy on raw or smackdown?
>>19835326The overwhelming majority of wrestling fans on the internet have never heard of this guy. Meltzer, Russo, Alvarez, Cornette and other retards like them have done far more damage.
>>19835804mad genius
>>19836259this guys wrestling videos have like 1000x the views of all of those guys though
>>19836268>>19837726>3 hours apartbro, you had your little scrimmage /v/ thread, but desperately trying to keep it alive is depressing. go find some friends to talk about your frustrations with.
>>19835516>deep artful wrestlingwhich wrestling is deep artful wrestling?
>>19837738yeah i'm thinking kwab
>>19835326I hated this nigga with all my soul for his shitty mgs4 vid, then he did a video on bleach and I wished for death
>>19835516its not, its drama for men
the faggy "youtube voice" all "video essayists" do works me into a shoot everytime. who was the guy who got filtered by dark souls 2 and worked people into believing it's a bad game because of his own skill issues? he was an annoying fag as well.
>>19838589I played dark souls 2 a year ago, its just unplayable, i've beaten before dlc and all but i couldn't stand how bad it played now pure shit
>>19838599Imo ds2 is hardly unplayable just worse than the first oneThe PS4 rerelease fixed a few of it's dumber issues
>>19838589>filtered by DS2lmaooo let me guess, big AEW fan?
>>19838612okay hbomber guy
>>19838589But then... this happened... and... it broke me...Works me into a LIVID seethe every single time.
>>1983785680s southern wrestling.
>>19837856new generation
>>19835326Wrestling with wregret is way worse. Some gay kike who’s still doing the channel awesome routine like 10 years after they died and constantly kvetches over Vince, Triple H, and all the “problematic” parts of the attitude era.
He got me into wrestling and you guys hate me so I'll go ahead and say no
>>19835804HEY GRACIE, YOU SUCK
>>19835326Bischoff and Russo
>>19835503Okey pedo
>>19835521TNXT utterly broke his love of wrestling. He's reduced to watching Indian schlop hoping for that right know 2004-2011 TNA vibe
>>19838664Brian Gayne wanted to be a Cornette esque manager but failed miserably and got disowned by Cornette
>>19838830I love his JCW and NWA Powerrr videos
>>19835540>incelKek Marky swims in slag pussy
>xy BROKE me
>>19835326furry
>>19835731kek now that it is drudged back up in my memory, playing out that snippet in my thoughts somehow is less irritating than thinking the same thing while reading the physical text of the post along with it
>>19838824undisputed dual janetty i'm afraid
