HO-LY SHIT!HO-LY SHIT!HO-LY SHIT!HO-LY SHIT!
>>19845681Nice try chud but cagematch.net records only go back to 1887
>>19845681G-G-G-G-GIGABASED BRO. WRESTLING CONFIRMED GOATEST SPORT OF ALL TIME. WE EATING GOOD WRESTLECHADS
>>19845681WE WUZ WRESTLAHZ
>>1984568115,000 years and only 4 or 5 of them are watchable.
>>19845681i used to make threads about wrestling’s history and would get banned for WEEKS for being “off topic”id make threads about God (c) wrestling Jacob in the Genesis PPV, or the egyptian heiroglyphs depicting matches and even “finishers” (like the Eye of Ra Powerslam used by Baqet 3).How come its allowed now?
>>19845722i'm just tryin' to tie it into the olympics, which is topical.
>>19845722damn i didn't even know about this. big dimes baqet had a pretty solid moveset.
*skull shatters*
>>19845758>SO I SAT THERE ON A ROCK AND SAID TO MYSELF, STONE COLDHUH?>YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLISHHUH?>NOBODY HERE SPEAKS ENGLISHHUH?>BUT YOU'RE STILL OVER WITH THE CROWD...HUH?>AIN'T YA WONDERING HOW OLE ROCKY DIE-VIA IS HANDLING HIS NEANDERTHALS OVER THERE IN THE LOCKER CAVE?HUH?>AIN'T IT STRANGE ALL THE LADIES AND BASTARDS ARE HERE WITH ME?HUH?>STONE COLD DOESN'T BUY IT>IN FACT, STONE COLD SERIOUSLY SUPER DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT SHITHUH?>I THINK IMMA HAVE SOME DRINKSHUH?>1 BOWLS OF STACEGRUG'S ANTLER SOUPHUH?>2 CUPS OF MEADHUH?>A LARGE CUP OF DAIRYHUH?>AND STONE COLD'S FIXING TO BEAT THE HELL OUTTA THAT ROCK-BOTTOMED OUT TOOTH FAIRYHUH?>AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUS... AH HELL Y'ALL DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
>>19845681>wrestled for 15 000 years>never drew a pebble
>>19845877try uggmaxxing next time
>>19845681Meltzer's people have been trying to kill for the past 3000 years and have failed until now...Meltzer will be the jew that finally kills it
>>19845681Actual wrestling isn't pro wrestling
>>19847137>swiss cheese isn't cheesethis is how retarded you sound
>>19847086maybe they should look into where kicking out at 3 came from and faceturn for once before the roster cuts
>>19847183Except pro wrestling isn't swiss cheese either. Pro wrestling is pretend cheese
>>19847205????You have lost the plot, my friend
>>19845681Wrestling is the sport that probably requires the lowest number of equipment needed to start with, practically none if you really want to, makes sense it would be the first, its literally just two people trying to grapple and do takedowns
>>19847233>????Retarded pro wrestling fan doesn't understand words. Shocker
>>19845681did they have a mentally retarded 50 year old man with his head up his own ass trying to criticize and analyze coliseum matches back in ancient rome?
>>19847279what?
Even crazier, the cave painting shows Nick Bockwinkel.
>>19847280the answer to your question is funnily enough found because of the error in it: lets say dave is a little older than 50 if you'd believe it
did nick get on the drugs again?
>>19847290i don't keep up with that retarded-ass motherfucker.
>>19847298>TONY KHAN HAS BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST MY CLIENTS FOR 15,000 YEARS!
>>19845681It was already a work, brother.
>>19847300nor should you, but knowing the fact that by older was meant to be heard as *thousands* of years so, might open up some questions as to what that creature could be
>>19848458UH-UGH! GRUG SAY IT SHOOT! *bashes you on the head with a club*
>15,000 years the earth isn't even that old
>>19845681Yeah wrestling not "pro" wrestling ya fucking no good dishonest brown transgender loving tax dodging lazy welfare collecting dog fucking BITCH.
>>19848772>Gives humanity herpes>"Nothing personal, kid."
>>19845681>>19848772there's no way they weren't working the marks even 15,000 years ago.>hey let's try not to hurt each other so much so we can keep doing this and make as much shiny beads as possible
>>19848785tiny nicholas, go to bed.
>>19848902wrestling mimics adult/offspring play in animals. The adult will let the kid win/stalemate every once in a while, otherwise the kid will give up and stop trying. As they get older, the playtime actually becomes a competition but more along the lines of sparring in your home boxing gym. Going for knockouts while sparring in MMA, Boxing, Karate will usually lead to you getting fucking kicked out and your membership cancelled. Save the headhunting for scheduled competitions.Wrestling, in this way, is arguably for children, as it's an offshoot of that same developmental branch, allowed to continue into adulthood for entertainment purposes. True shoot fights/sport is reserved for intertribal/Interspecies conflict. A pack of wolves aren't going to playfight a bear, 2 groups of drunken guys at 3am likely aren't in agreement to only pretend fight.professional wrestling is a hilarious misnomer when ya really think about it
>>19845750Could have used a big knife gimmick.
