TNT Title Triple Threat, Champions Speak, Parking Lot Violence, And More On A Loaded Night Of Action!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Pearl Theater at the Palms in Las Vegas, NV8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Roderick Strong vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a 3-Way Match for the TNT Championship>Exclusive Post Match Comments From AEW World Champion MJF!>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Kris Statlander!>GOA vs. The Young Bucks [Winners Move On To 3-Way Tag Team #1 Contenders Match On Dynamite!]>The Rascalz vs. Eddie Kingston & Ortiz vs. Big Bill & Bryan Keith vs. GYV in a Parking Lot Fight>Thekla In Action!>Skyflight vs. Death Riders>AEW World Trios Champion Kevin Night vs. Scorpio Sky>Mina Shirakawa vs. Viva Van** 7 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 36 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19854945I LOVE AEW
This new blonde wrestler chick is cute and spunky
LET'S GO WHEELER YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER A LIVE
>lose skye blue>recover your fumble and get a sexy blondeGod damn it.
if aew has a uamfbn it has to be dante
>>19854963yeah she’s cool
I was gonna say that maybe Dante Martin needs a new haircut but he's getting chicks with it so maybe I should shut up
>slowly losing consciousness to a marina shafir chokehold as serena deeb brutalizes my testicles with repeated blows from the deebs dojo flagpole
sounded like Mox dropped an f bomb like a minute into the match
Should be Dante in a hair vs hair match he clearly doesn't have long left before he can't have one
>steaks are highok Jon we get it
>>19854905>very dive barman you reminded me about New Fear City. They used to have deathmatches in dive bars around Brooklyn and in old auto garages. Going to those were real "what the fuck am I watching" moments.
>Your driver is at Wingstop waiting to pick up your order.
>>19854971deep ones lookin' head ass
Shafir will be the one to go bald
>>19854989You really trust some foreign dude to not fuck with your food? People who doordash or ubereats shit are playing russian roulette. You'll never catch me ordering from there
>>19854999checked, and that's what I'm sayin'
>>19854989Sorry anon, I stole your driver. And your food.
>>19854999I could actually see her doing that
>>19855000I don't live in a big city. All my drivers are usually women.
ZAYDA STEEL IS SEXY!
>he's like a newborn baby deer, he's just naturally beautifulMox got the whole table corpsing
>>19854989>Pisses on your order in your path
>>19855015last time I got a female driver she was a crackhead who kept driving past my house, slowing down and driving away for like 15 minutes
>>19855007have you done with it so far
Marina has gotten better since I didn't know her
is that a fucking zyn in her mouth
>>19854999Marina with the Suzuki cut would go hard.
>>19855007Does anyone irl know about how much you've spent on used female gear
how long til that used gum Marina spit out is on ebay?
zayda steel looked goodgood pickup by big tone
not a good night for skyflight
>that's gonna be good TVthat's gon' be a good little piece'a bidness
yuta will never cut his hairit will grow long enough to reach his feet
>toni walking with scissorsBased and safety pilled
>Yuta teasing the razorour boy's finally losing his locks in a wild swerve next week rip Yuta's hair
>don't look at me>Don't point those scissors at meMox hilarious
I hope Mox sticks around as a commentator after he retires. I like listening to him talk.
Will we get Brutus the Barber Beefcake as guest ref?
damn this chopped ass dude trying to rizz up the huzz
GLASSED
SAAR?
THE BRAWLING BIRDS
>THE BRAWLING BIRDS
the gay birds more like
>how dare you offer to buy us a drink
slags doing bar assaults
>>19855053Based cousin it gimmick
PWinsider is reporting that Lyra Valkyria has sent Hayter and Windsor a cease and desist on the name "brawling birds"
>>19855053should never cut the beard either, it makes him look a little wild
>>19855077Gay like Clit Clashing?
>>19855061>>19855063I hope he starts a podcast, bonus points if Danielson cohosts.
>no marina yetCRIMINAL
That Neighbors show looks interesting
Brawling Birds?
>meekly ask a woman what her name is at bar>get glass beer bottle smashed in my face
Will. I know you've been disappointed with Assassin's Creed, we all have, but just don't push the slag on us please. Find a new game to be autistic about.
>hebrew hammerlol
bark boy
Windsor needs a chin replacement.
>more TheklaBros we eating
thekla owes me sex, simple as
SEXLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19855123Clark…
Thekla twice on this show? Neat
>>19855113>you deserve it>clap clap clapclapclap
Thekla's jacket is sick
They had this jobber do double duty that night?
well maybe Britnnee will win
>>19855104huh? she just had a match.
Did Thekla do a heroin in the arm reference?
need more julia on my tv
How do I acquire a girlfriend who is also an independent wrestler?
Thekla pits
armpit stacy
>Thekla pits shotDoes she do this on purpose?
>>19855134Marina Shafir
anyone here have experience with a toxic spider gf/mommy
Thunder Rosa had a strap match a little over a year ago Tony. Drink some more Ghost.
>>19855149She does everything on purpose
mox shaking his jaw like a cokehead
belt to ass
Julia a tiny cute!
>second women's whippingthis might be the best collision of all time
this belt gimmick is dimes as fuck, do this every single week
>>19855142hang out at dockside bars, gold's gyms and back alleys
Brittnie has been showing up to job a lot recently. I wonder if she'll get signed.
I'd let Thekla top me bros.
stfu mox you lost you fucking bitch
>>19855160>likegotta do something to kick the drink
Still so odd to see that Take used to be a lil string bean
AEW parking lot brawls always overdeliver.
I love eddie and bill but I don't care about this match at all
What the fuck is Big Bill wearing?
the fuck did we switch to Mono mics for
>Big BillDoesn't look so Bill to me
>parking lot fight>no one brings a knife or a gun
Tony's been watching 2003 Smackdown tapes again
>>19855184vest over hoodie over bare chest, it's a choice
car did nothing wrong yet it is getting brutalized
>I don't think Gibson was trying to check the oilI don't know, Tony. He seems like a dipstick to me.
>>19855189Eddie is a fake new York nigga
This is retardkino
>>19855197he's literally from Yonkers
>Large William
glass status?
the strip backdrop is a nice touch
>>19855205REAL
BAH GAWD THAT MAN WAS THROWN OFF THE ROOF AND IS SURELY DEAD
>>19855196Heh.
>>19855200Best Friends vs PnP is still the best Parking Lot Brawl of all time.
>>19855189>Parking Lot Fight>Not spending 10 minutes trying to find a parking space
why exactly did he sign the rascalz
>>19855209that's what I thought too lmao
>>19855209I think it was just the other side of the limo
How the fuck did Hogan know it was The Wall on top of the roof from that far away
>>19855216Justification: Wanted to inject some new life into the tag and trios divisionReality: Just wanted to fuck TNA over
>>19855216DUDE
>>19855216Tony is a fan of the Little Rascals movie
>>19855216He thought he was doing Dean Malenko another favor by signing Perry Saturn and Shane Douglas. Then Tony realized not only did he misread the fine print but Malenko already fucking works for him.
>>19855231then why'd he give away Buckwheat
dude weed lmao
I believe wrestling is keeping the aluminum can makers in business
>>19855223South Padre Island looks big on tv but is rather small in person
ngl bros this match is mad cringe what were they thinking
Are they fucking Bryan Keith?
>>19855245Now tell me how you feel about #BigTable
>clambake breakbased
Are limos still a thing?
Oh shit that was a sick shooting star
>entering a smokey limo>Not coming out arms around the neck laughing and eating some snacks before fighting again
eddie has done literally nothing since jobbing to okada and getting heemed by gabe cringe
>lightweightkek based
Look off in the distance! The site of Wrestlemania Las Vegas!
REAL GLASS
But was that real glass?
>>19855248it’s picked up
You know, I'm a massive stoner. I smoke weed literally any chance I get, day off or not, and yet I cannot stand DUDEWEED culture. These rascal fucks can hit the bricks.
>>19855258yeah because he tore his ACL ya jackass
>Doomsday Device on the concreteReal talk: I would never agree to take that spot.
Did he say my fat ass is old?
>>19855270man if that one skier wins the gold with a torn ACL...
>>19855266>C'mon you faggotWHOAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYY lol
>>19855266
>>19855270he's been back for a while and he still hasn't done shit. it's like he's purposely trying to downplay that he was ever important in this company, it's mind boggling.
BOOBS
JUST LIKE WITCHES WITH FAT ASSES
BOOBA
isla dawn has spawned
>Dawn's handful of titties
Need this satanic wannabe's bra to break
>>19855271yeah I was thinking the same thing. that was dangerous as hell, mad respect.
BAH GAWD IT'S A DRUNK IRISH WOMAN IN A BRA>CHUCK IS IN SUE'S VANFUCK ME.
OH MY GOD ISLA LOOKS LIKE PURE FUCKING SEX
Is Isla fully signed now?
kek Eddie Burger King hurting
>CAN I AT LEAST DRAG HER INTO THE WOODS, RAPE AND BEHEAD HER, POSSIBLY NOT EVEN IN THAT ORDER?
>POSEY!>COUNT IT POSEY!Eddie is selling those car spots big time.
Fightful is reporting that CM Punk has reported this match to the rental car association
>all 4 men...6 men...no 8 menSchivone literally doesn't know who the fuck is in this match
this some rampage tier shit if I ever seen it
pretty damn good match
That was a sanctioned match with a ref? I thought they'd just fight until a team was down
so the live audience just has to sit there and watch this on tv?
great matchislas tits looked amazing too
>>19855299yeah based as fuck
I don't know if that actually sucked or if it was just mid compared to the other ones they've previously done. Doesn't really help that it kinda came out of nowhere either.>>19855302I'm not sure it aired, didn't see anything about it on the spoilers leading up to tonight.
>>19855297he's never been very good at his job, and aging certainly hasn't improved things
I wonder if isla is one of those women that are signed but not announced yet for whatever reason
I liked the rape van spot.
>>19855308
>Eddie that whole fight
>>19855302This episode was tapped and I didn't hear any crowd reactions, so probably not.
>>19855308holy fucking yumola
>>19855299yeah you're right it was really based and kino
>>19855299I miss rampage
>>19855308BOOBA
Roddy right now looking at Mark like>fuck that's my wife in 10 days
>>19855319KIRDBLT
>>19855327what in the fuck is that
Damn this match is getting like 20 minutes
>>19855327Me and Deeb's leathery clit
if I turned the corner and saw Lucha Cesaro I'd probably piss myself in fear
>>19855308im soldTONYCONTRACTNOW
>>19855331it's ok, she tops anyway
Why is Roddy still pissy about The Conglomeration.
dude was holding the billings mt sign for four fucking hours
>>19855336Genndry Tardovolvsky's Barely Disguised Fetish season 3>>19855339pretty fucking based
SEEK MEKEK ME
>>19855345because that's his whole gimmick, he's the dork that doesn't accept that he's one of the dorks
I like Ciampa's theme
my shadow knows my storayyyy. pretty catchy
>crowd singing Killswitch engage
I miss when collision was the protostar show
>>19855361>>19855363it lowkey slaps ong
Gigi Dolin fan literally fucking seething
how did paul fumble this based snitch
>>19855369Huh? AEW did not teach Priscilla at all. Fucking schizo
>>19855369Where did he get this theory from?
>>19855369>literally no one:>this faggot: REEEEEEwho the fuck is Priscilla
>>19855369>made everything think Priscilla was gonna debutI didn’t even think about her once during the match
>>19855380he thought his bald/graybeard combo was gimmick infringement
>>19855381>>19855382>>19855383It’s literally from knowing that she’s dating one of the Rascals. So he saw another woman appear and was like oh this must be when they bring in this woman that one of the rascals is dating.
>>19855369>everyonewaifu fags are the cancer of wrestling and that's saying a lot
>>19855389damn that sounds like a personal problem, he should stop broadcasting his retardation on the internet
>Psycho KillerShould've came out to the Talking Heads song
>>19855393So true, even on this board. I have like 40 threads filtered and they're all simp threads.
So is DubyaDubyaE not doing non-compete clauses anymore?
>>19855400david byrne didn't wanna talk tizzurkey brother
>isla dawn comes to aew>immediately looks hotter than she ever has beforehow the FUCK does tony do it
>>19855404there’s no non compete if you leave when your contract expires
Claudio picking up Ciampa like that was impressive. Mirin
>>19855393>>19855403All me
>>19855412
tk junior
>>19855406Should've sent Ciampa after him
I would fucking hope your shadow knew your story it’s kind of with you your entire life nonstop.
decent crowd considering it's vegas and people just wander in drunk and don't even know what wrestling is
>>19855416heh I saw that earlier glad you captured it
>>19855423Tell that to Punxsutawney Phil
>>19855423Maybe it's a dick like Peter Pan's shadow
>>19855428Mox lives there
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY
>>19855428I go there to collect the Hooker Pokemon cards
ciampa setting the bar high
>>19855438MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY
bald veiny head ass bitches
Takeshita/Okada fuckery will cost Fletcher against Ciampa
not what I'm called
Vascular af
PORNOOOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>I don't understand this at all>well, maybe I dopeerless commentary, Chobani
>>19855457Was this a shoot?
Does Fletcher's shoes not fit?
Uhh, if Fletcher loses, that's bad
>>19855476they were working stiff, that's for sure
we love you fletch!
Bit zesty innit
>mystery niggas
>>19855485obviously, he can't even fit socks in them
>my mom knows my story
>>19855504Yeah she told me last night
