>>19861392
Mark McCool was cooler

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>>19861392
>>19861395
>RAW after Wrestlemania
>Goldberg theme hits
>Goldberg gets into the ring
>”YA KNOW... I THINK THE WWE IS PRETTY COOL. BUT NOBODY IS AS COOL AS ME. THAT’S WHY FROM NOW ON, I’M NO LONGER GOLDBERG. MAYBE... I’M ICEBERG NOW.”
>crowd pops and starts chanting “iiiiicebeeerg”
>IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME
>Triple H walks out and gets on the mic
>”Ya see, Iceberg... you don’t get to decide who’s the coolest. I run this damn business. That’s why I’m the coolest and that’s why I’m changing my name to... Paulie Cool...”
>audience boos
>Cole: “Ya hear that, Corey? Paulie Cool!”
>commercial break
>Vince is backstage pissed off at Paulie Cool
>”You can’t just change your name, dammit.”
>”But, Pops...”
>”Oh and you run the business?”
>”D-dad.. please...”
>”That’s it. This Sunday at WWE Snow Job, you and Iceberg are gonna have a little match. For the right to be cool. And if you lose... you will never... be cool...”
>CASTROL GTX PRESENTS... WWE... SNOW JOB...
>Iceberg buries Paulie Cool in 30 seconds
>next night on Raw
>Vince comes out
>”Well Paulie Cool, I think we all saw just how cool you really are. Paulie... YOU’RE FIRED...”
>Paulie leaves arena in limo
>6 months later
>crowd bored of Iceberg, booing him after he buries Adam Cold in 10 seconds
>Goldberg music plays
>Iceberg confused
>someone walks out onto the ramp
>it’s Triple H but he’s completely bald and has a goatee
>He does Goldberg’s pyro entrance thing but instead of pyro it’s a water fountain and he stands in it he spits it out like he normally would do in his own entrance
>”IS THAT? ...IT IS! IT’S PAULBERG.”
>Crowd: “Pauuuuulbeeeerg”
>”Ya see Iceberg, if I can’t be cool... I can be you...”
>Iceberg puts a wig on
>”YA SEE PAULBERG, MAYBE...”
>”No you can’t do that...”
>they go back and forth until The Abominable Snowfiend (R.I.P) returns and dispatches of them both

>>19861416
Now das coo.

>>19861416
KWAB

>>19861392
Thinking about McCool just makes me miss Layla's big fat perfect ass

>>19861392
>introduced with a literal who tag team of KC James and Idol Stevens (the future Damien Sandow)
>was a diva on Smackdown when most of the women were on Raw
>Managed Chuck Palumbo when he was larping as bikerTaker (lol) during a feud with Jamie Noble
>SD gets a Womens belt and she becomes the top woman there somehow (even with fucking Gail Kim on the roster)
>turned the Women's Title into a friendship bracelet with Layla
>The whole Piggie James feud
She was bland as fuck most of the time, I remember getting pissed off that she won as much as she did back then cause she was shit. Layla's janetty but history won't see it that way because she's Mrs Undertaker.

>>19861416
Better than anything on raw these past 10 years

>>19861392
>does the Styles Clash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_HxPhXHclY

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>>19861416
Great post

>>19861392
Inferior flat narrow feet

>>19861551
>narrow feet
>inferior
Found the fatfucks enjoyer.

>>19861392
>Maria
>still looks great after multiple kids
>Michelle McCool
>looks absolutely bizarre now

michelle mcicecold couldn’t draw flies to shit, brother

how come carder couldn't bag a real diva

>>19861631
She has BPD though

>>19861577
kek he posted that in another thread and i thought the nigga was full blown queer cause of it. slender, elegant feet are kino.

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Layla was the Michaels.

>>19863563
>>19861523
>>19861392
No one would remember this bitch if she wasn’t married to the Undercarder

>>19861392
yum

When she had the teacher gimmick

Michelle McCool gave Layla more screen time, so yes, she was very cool.

>>19861392
you tell me

>>19861392
not especially, but we know mark mccool actually was a mark

>>19861392
Maria had the best feet in the biz.

I thought she was hot and a decent worker
Better than most of girls at the time

>>19861392
what's so michelle about her?