>Worked WWE into thinking he was 35 when he was actually 41Kek based
>>19863611Huh? What you mean?
funny if true because it reminded me of him
Same with oba femi apparently
>>19863611Wait so how old IS this nigger??
>>19863720He was basically doxxed I don't know how you don't get blacklisted from the business for this
>>19863769>I don't know how you don't get blacklisted from the business for thisCaveat emptor
>a 41 year old in developmentalMore like WWElderly
Shouldn't the descended pecs have been a giveaway?
OK SRS
>>19863611>William Hobson, born January 23, 1991What the fuck are you on about?>>19863769Proof?
>>19863769didn't the Boogeyman say he was 30 and it turned out he was like 50 or something
>>19863806Said he was 30 but was really 40.
>>19863640>>19863720He's 41 on the California Birth Index, he has been claiming he is 35.Oba Femi is also 3 years older than billed, and Swerve Strickland is at least 1 year older.It's a black thing
Age should be eliminated in wrestling. If you look young and are in shape and can still work who the fuck cares?
>>19863837black don't crack, baby
>>19863847The guy paying you when your body starts to collapse and you take longer to recover from injuries
>>19863855I'm mostly referring to annoying smarks who have attached themselves to this idea that you need to be 21 to get pushed these days
Fuck off Bix you pant shitting liar.
>>19863870>the latest ObserverOkay so he's 29
>>19863611That actually explains why he went to WWE
>>19863611Paul's a retard for hiring him, he already has Oba, who is a more impressive and marketable nig, so he's gonna have to either backseat Oba so he doesn't overshadow Hobbetty or just commit to overshadowing himPointless signing because he's still insecure over tiny either way
>>19863780More like the fact this guy has been wrestling for like 20 years.
>>19863804well that greentext puts an end to the speculation
>>19863611This has been one of the strangest things I've seen in the IWC for years. Is his age really that important?
>>19863905>He's 29 with a son that's in his 20s
>>19863837>California Birth IndexWTF is that? Some kind of commie roll call?
>>19863977speculation ≠ proof
>>19863983>You can't father children until you're in your 20s it's a scientific fact
Wouldn't this be grounds for contract nullification if that's true
>>19864037there's no way they didn't know when they signed him. they might've not known when they started courting him, but it clearly didn't stop them from going further
Will Harley Cameron get exposed next?
>>19864043Brother Obama was made president and I had to hear about his birth certificate for 8 years.
>>19863983>>He's 29 with a son that's in his 20s
>it's real
>>19863837>lying is a black thingAnd theft. And assault. And not being able to read calligraphy, or being able to swim, or hear smoke alarm chirps, or-
>>19864084>Brit day/monthNice edit
Reminds me of all the African footballers who dominate in their teens yet curiously become washed in their mid-late 20s
>WWE signed Old Willy Creaky Knees LMAOOOOO
powerhouse unc they call him
It's so crazy how just 3 weeks ago he was an up and coming star in the making and now he's the butt of age jokes. Did something happen in that time?
unc keys
he looks like a gen z kid on steroids
>>19864277They didn’t put him on SmackDown and I’m still pissed
>>19863769>I don't know how you don't get blacklisted from the business for thisAs mentioned before, Boogeyman did the same shit and ended up becoming one of Vince's most-beloved gimmicks despite being a shit wrestler
>>19864047Hope she exposed those giant milk balloons
>>19863611many such cases
>>19863837its very common for african footballers, didnt think it would also be a thing in the us lol
>>19863611He's pulling a Virgil.
>>19864277he got 0 pop at the royal rumble
>>19864120>>19864329Yeah they do this in America too for Basketball and Baseball. Usually Africans and Cubans respectively. It’s basically a get rich quick scheme for shady agents. You take an 18 year old African man, who at that point is 7 feet tall and could have had 10 years military service and move him to Australia and get him a birth certificate then to Canada. Put him against 14 year olds and make a YouTube mixtape showing him whooping on these little kids. Most GM’s aren’t good at their job and will blow a draft pick on you. Even if you get cut a rookie contract for a pick in the late teens is worth 10 million or so. Thon Maker was a famous one, the Bucks drafted him to play alongside Giannis who may also have done the same scheme ( but is actually a freak athlete).>>19863912This actually doesn’t explain why he went to WWE. If anything him being 41 should have made him way more likely to take more guaranteed money from Tony. You bet on yourself with less guaranteed money and more upside potential when you’re younger not older.
>>19863837Ah shit the Ngugbu meme is real In the US now?
>>19864180>Poor black guy>Doesn’t think he could possibly have gotten a bitch pregnant when he was a teenager What reality do they live in???
>>19864349Terrorists don’t watch AEW.
hmmmmmm
>>19864378>Ah shit the Ngugbu meme is real In the US now?always been, even in soccerpic related
>>19864376If you look at WWE TV guys in his age range are doing quite well. His ceiling is limited in AEW and this was basically his last shot at WWE. Even if he's just a midcarder he can check that box now. A lot of wrestlers actually just think of their careers as a checklist of cool shit they want to do. It's not a serious business for serious people.
>>19864412>went to school with bobby fishi mean folks...
>>19864453You’re probably right but that’s kind of retarded. You can break your neck in the ring at any minute. I’d rather have 6 million in the bank and a broken neck than 2 million and a Royal Rumble walk out with no pop. I’d work one last big money contract and stay in Tony’s Toy Box for another 3 years. That’s if you believe those numbers Meltzer said about his contract offer but who really knows
>wwe be signing 41 year old rookies
>>19863611>>19864084>>19864180>>19864412Kek what a sloppy shop
>>19864562Bobby Fish is 50 years old
>>19864390What does it matter since Sean ended up being accurate Hobbs is old as fuck
40 is the new 17. Ask that funny Brazilian man
Reddit and twitter are fuming Dave released this information like WWE won't have known when they signed him to a longterm deal baka. Do these people think companies draw up contracts based on fucking Wikipedia articles or something?
>>19866184Yeah but it’s more fun to speculate this is the reason he hasn’t been on TV since its ‘announcement’. Axed like Odyssey Jones.
>>19863611WE WRESTLING ELDERLY
>>19863611So Je'Von Evans is actually in his 30s? Hold old does this make Kofi Kingston
Is he gonna get embarrassed like Boogeyman was on Tough Enough?
This is objectively based
>>19864330kek I still remember how people thought it was shocking he passed away seeing as he didnt seem that old and then it was revealed he was like like 72.
that's five extra years of experience of pleasing women
>>19864084i thought his mom's maiden name was keys and that's why he took it as his new ring name
>>19866184They've never had a job, WWE would have got his passport and done security checks before employing him
>>19863611a few other current unclear ages in wrestling/possible works or carny attemptsdezmond xavier fka wes lee - variously described as either being 30-31 or 38, i think he's actually 38 though as per an old facebook post of hisfallon henley - wikipedia has her at 27-28 based off a WWE article that incorrectly states her age but she used to be listed at 30, which is how old she actually isharley cameron - claims to be in her early 30s but is so clearly and evidently pushing 40, no proof for this one thoughfeel like there was at least one more but can't remember who it was
>>19863611Black don’t crack, honky.
>>19864321I'm going to cut my hair like that and go pull some high school girls
>>19867666Wes Lee is 38, you can find his voting record online: https://www.floridaresidentsdirectory.com/person/125372590/everhart-aikens-deveon
>>19863870>we never wanted cody, punk, mariah may, ethan, ricky, rusev, aleister and hobbs anywayevery. single. time.
Pretty interesting how it's mostly BLACK PEOPLE who do this
>AEW media seething that hobbs went to WWE as he and Omega saw the writing on the wallcant wait for the fold and being bought in 2027 because WB, paramount and netflix doesnt want anything outside wwe.
Some of you are shoot retards. Do you really think WWE higher-ups didn’t know how old he was lol Jesus fucking Christ. I have a bridge to sell you
>>198677962 more years
>>19867827Yeah we are in the first of the two years now crippork
>>19867728because they can get away with it hmmm
>Debuts to crickets in Saudi>Immediately off TVThe dubya-ee special
>>19867724sites like this are so fucked up and funny, you can look up so much information that people just shouldn't be allowed to have or knowlike what do you mean carmelo hayes is hispanic and an inactive voter? what do you mean jacy jayne is a republican?? what do you MEAN sol ruca is logged as white???
>>19867954The last part is a Massive error
>>19867820>I have a bridge to sell youdo you really
>>19868442Oh you didn’t know?
>>19864321This guy must have a ton of fun having that entire ghost favela to himself
>nobody:>wrestling "journalists": yeah we all knew he was lying about his age we just didn't say anything until we wanted togreat job homos
>>19868573Nobody bothered to look into his real age before because it wasn't important. Now people are trying to make a big deal about how he's "a young guy who should have been pushed" and that claim requires verification.
>>19869569this is all headcanon
i don't get this dude's appeal regardless of the company he is in
>>19863988I’m on that shit! LOL! It’s probably so when California splits from the union, they have an index to know if you were born in California. We don’t want flyover shitholes here
WWE and AEW knew his real age come on.Apparently Ricky Starks has a fake, worked age too.
>>19870585Batista had a rumor a ways back he lied about his age.Rather believable, too. He was literally a grandfather at 'Mania 21. But if he is lying, he clearly did a better job than Boogey or Hobbs.
>>19867728>>19863837It’s mostly blacks that do it because it’s for tax scamming. In the U.S. you basically get a bare minimum 2500 bucks for each kid up to a certain number. So you lie about your kids age to get it extended, you get multiple birthdays and different SS numbers or TIN #’s attached to them and every year you get a guaranteed check(s). It also comes I. Handy when they start getting arrested because they say oh no that’s my brother we have the same name different birthdays and different dads.
>>19863837blacks are always scamming
>>19867683those sagging titties sure look like a crack
>>19867666Why do you have pictures of young boys saved on your harddrive?
>>19864329Age lies in wrestling seem like something that's completely normalized, I figure the college athletes can't do it because they have their real ages in some bio somewhere. But if you're just some nobody and you're getting into wrestling and you're 30, and you don't look like you're 40, why wouldn't you say you're 25? You will only ever be treated better for it.
funny how Meltzer never leaked his age while he was in AEW for years.
>>19873472When was it relevant? It's not like he goes around trying to verify every detail of somebody's biography if there's no reason to believe they're lying and it's not relevant to a particular story.
age doesn't really matter, whats the issue?
>>19873472He did
