holy shit the shirts now have sponsors
>>19868285Kino
>>19868285enjoying the show?
>>19868285the absolute slop
>>19868298I miss him bros
>>19868285>Dude wipesDo men really need aggressive masculine branding to get them to wipe their asses?
>>19868285All part of the show
>>19868285AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>19868285Brought to you by Carl's Jr.Carl's Jr., "Fuck You, I'm Eating"
>>19868307Only the genuinely closeted homos.
>>19868307touching your ass with regular TP is gay
>>19868307there are men out there who dont wipe their asses because they think it makes them gay
>>19868285I checked out when they turned the ring into a billboard. Corporate mascot gimmicks and fueds over featured products will come next.
Hopefully, everyone will finally know to shut WWE off once & for all when they have to hear an AI written promo that works commercials straight into their words. You are all better than this shit & deserve better.
>>19868325>>19868321>>19868319Just get a bidet it's not hard
>>19868332that's even gayer than using dude wipes
>>19868332just shit in the shower retard
>>19868338The Waffle Stomp is the deadliest move in the PWL
oh they really did print a special version of this shirt to put an ad on it
>>19868388can see the DUDE in this pic too as further confirmation
>>19868394oops
>>19868285>>19868407DUDE!
>>19868427that would make for a funny super bowl ad. >Dude!>Wipes!
>>19868440Grim I could see them doing it
they even have ads in the ads for the video game
I didn't think it could get worse than slik jim tables
>Here comes the 619, presented by AT&T
>>19868285Maybe if AEW did this too their fanbase will finally wipe their dirty cheeks
>>19868535Tony Khan mindbroke you 7 years ago and you're still not over it.
WWE is fucking tragic lmaooooo
>>19868528Wade: Oh, look out Cole, Tiffany Stratton is climbing to the top rope! Could she be positioning for… is it?!Tiffany: “Maybe she’s born with it!”Cole: PRETTIEST. MOONSAULT. EVER.Tiffany, while pinning, looks directly into the camera, “Maybe it’s MAYBELLINE!”
>>19868563lol
>>19868285It gets worse every day
>>19868285they should officially rebrand punk to Pepsi Phil
wwe pretty much killed dom las night and they wonder why they have no new male stars
>>19868328Corpohumanization next. Where do I sign up to be Subway?
>>19869100are you going to have another month long melty because he got slapped again
>>19869886They already did prime bottles
>>19869886>next
>>19869895the whole thing was a humiliation ritual for dom, he didn't need to be out there
Dronies are even brainwashing their children with ads
>>19868285The titles will have sponsors soon enough. Like stadiums and arenas getting named after brands. >OH MY GOD CORY ROMAN REIGNS JUST WON THE WWE FIREBALL WHISKEY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>19870605We already have the Saudi title which is basically a bought and paid for advertisement belt
>>19870605>It must feel good for the Tribal Chief to be on top again, Cole>Indeed Cory, what's next for the Bloodline and the World Heavyweight Fireball Whiskey Championship? We'll find out on Monday Night RAW tomorrow n->Wait a minute! That's-that's Seth Rollins!>What's he doing out here?! And what's with that briefcase?!>Cole thats-thats the Cricket Wireless Money in the Bank!
>>19868285All of these is Vince's fault for selling to them in the first place
>>19868314Carl's Jr. has this $6 burger, which really only costs $3.95 so you think you're getting some deal but the truth is, it may be the best franchise burger out there. I went there yesterday and ordered three. By golly, those suckers almost filled me up. Ah, when I got home, I still had to have a box of Eggos but that doesn't take away from Carl's achievement. I mean, here's a guy who's got to go through life as Carl Junior, right?Like he can never get out of the shadow of his dad, the original Carl, I guess.
>>19871571That burger hasn't been that cheap in over a decade.
>>19868563Basado
>>19868285WWE providing wrestlers with the opportunity earn more money via sponsorship on their merchandise is a good thing
>>19870596jesus fucking christ
How good are Dude Wipes really? Cause sometimes normal toilet paper hurts my ass.
>>19870596Fuck dude... just... I don't care if it's a lie, please just tell me that's parody.
>>19871933Lol, tender assed bitch
>>19868285I explained this yesterday to anon in the thread he made about how Liv looks like she eats ass. I stated she eats Dom's ass on the regular and he's known for not wiping his cave of the flies too good. Dude Wipes is a rib on him since his pineapple wheel is known to have sauce on it. They call him Dirty for a reason!
>>19870596Straight to fucking jail!!!!
>>19871999trips of truth
>>19870596Letting your kids watch WWE should be considered child abuse at this point
>>19871933Keep those wrestling figs outta there playa
>>19871933Use TP first then one or two wipes at the end to clean up the remainder. Bidet is probly more efficient, cheaper, and uses less TP
>>19870596Now that's not fair, we're talking about Edrones, those toys could easily belong to an adult.
