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>"In a dark alley in the city of Detroit in the early 1990's, police investigate the sexual assault of a former bouncer and rookie professional wrestler. Clocking in at a staggering 7 ft tall and weighing as much as a heavyweight boxing champion, this mammoth of a man somehow managed to find himself in a grappling situation outside of the squared circle. What police do know is that the struggle was violent but it somewhat verged on consensual. Witnesses say there was copious amounts of marijuana smoke and loud music from boom boxes at the time of the altercation, however some witnesses claim that the large behemoth victim was seen whistling 'Stranger in Paradise' down that alley almost invitingly."