INSTRUCTIONS:Select a name, color, and location to start playingtype "dice+1d9999" to roll the dice for your number of attacks or defensesYou Will receive a BONUS for every PROVENCE you completely occupy>inb4Unlimited Water Travel is allowed
Rolled 3475 (1d9999)>>6168500>Cascadian State>Green>British Colombia
Alberta Free StateRust RedCalgary
Rolled 6955 (1d9999)>>6168500>>6168643Forgot dice and OP quotelink
lmao nunavut being worth the same as Alberta, the beating heart of Canada's economy.
>>6168647oops.The price of oil just dropped 10 cents.Guess your entire economy is just FUCKED now.>>6168644 (Checked)
>>6168651I change my name to the fREEEEEE State of Alberta
>>6168662Since you Rolled dubs, you'll take all of Alberta with (9) remaining get.Were do you want to spend them?
>>6168672Southern Saskatch
Rolled 4047 (1d9999)>>6168500>American Expeditionary Force>Blue>The tip of the peninsula in OntarioBy order of President Trump, Canada is hereby part of the US of A, surrender your raindeers and syrup, leaves.
>>6169547Finally Trump will have all the Indians he wants
>>6169569haha
Rolled 7581 (1d9999)>>6168500>Snow Niggers>Cyan>YukonLet's hope this risk game ends in a better state than the last two.
Canada Has FallenAnd now the provinces have established themselves as countries>The Oil Cowboys began their establishment of an entirely landlocked Free State of Alberta; but since the area is entirely flat it only took them one day.>The People of BC are beginning to form Cascadian State but how far will they be able to extend?>With the massive amount of instability, the American's have been incited into invading - they determined the most important part of the country to control was Ontario.>Not one soul from Windsor to St Catherine's to Bruce gave enough of a fuck to stop them - will they be as lucky in the GTA?.>The Opportunistic Snowies thought the Yukon would be an easy pick, but the mountains consumed their entire roll.
Rolled 7777 (1d9999)>>6169679Expand Eastwards, across the frozen tundra, it is our birthright!
>>6169722Our devlish snow gods are with us today.
Rolled 9927 (1d9999)>>6169679We're going up the peninsula, we're going to pay Trudeau a little visit and tell him he's fired.>>6169569I can assure you that only the 1% of janitors and ping pong trainers are going to get H1B, the rest are going to be deported into the Musk Emerald Mines in South Africa.>>6169722Quads in the first round? We got a bunch of Snow Riggers up in here.
Rolled 8032 (1d9999)>>6168500Indian-Aryan Railroad EmpireBrownManitobaWatch out white boi, we will do the needful and have Canada.>>6169824Alliance saar America yes?
>>6169840>2bitch bastard your mother
>>6169840>>6169841The Blump administration is a big fan of infinity Indians. You can redeem H1Bs and become an american.
Rolled 920 (1d9999)>>6169679Albertan militias attack BC in a surprise attack on Kamloops, closing swiftly on the capital hoping for a swift elimination.https://files.catbox.moe/a1xrky.mp4
>>6169840Bajeet, my strongest codemonkey, consider taking Manitoba and not dying in the process your internship. If you manage that then consider yourself hired, how does Chief Engineer at Boering sound to you? It's 7$/hour.
>>6169844yes very thank you I will redeem >>6169861thank you saar very kind, I will hire more aryan hindu only in all manitoba (new india) and make company great again!
>>6169722This is absolutely incredible btw. First turn of the game and you broke the meter.
I am willing to help any country's future war for some help against Alberta.>>6169679Defend and push back against the invader!CASCADIA WILL BE FREE!
Rolled 3794 (1d9999)>>6169679>>6169915I swear I put the dice in.
ROUND 2:Immediate Escalation>The Yukon Territory was SO rich with gold that it financed an entire expedition across the Arctic >The AEF moves along the coast of Lake Ontario; receiving gifts of Bread and Salt as they roll through Ottawa.>The old Capital of Canada has been captured; now nothing can oppose the legitimacy of the new petty-states >A bad smell is in the Winkler Air - Something is coming and it's coming from Winnipeg>For the sake of averting a future Crisis of Living Space, the AEF have decided to exterminate the Cascadians before it becomes a problem.>The Cascadians are unable to put up a good defense and are just narrowly destroyed by the get bonus of AEF (20 vs 10 + 2)I will be updating the game twice a day if everyone responds fast enough>>6169916I will allow you to restart somewhere else since you got destroyed immediately
>>6169924WhoopsAccidentally Refereed to the Albertan's as the American's in the Cascadia Conflict
Rolled 1249 (1d9999)>>6169924Albertans ride their horses into the rest of BC. Spillover: Saskatch.
Rolled 2864 (1d9999)>>6169924Alright, thanks.>Québécois State>Light Blue>Quebec>>6169861Truce? Just let me have Newfoundland, Labrador and Quebec and I'll respect everything else you want to have.If we fight then the western states will just get stronger.
Rolled 8419 (1d9999)>>6169924Pivot east and take over the rest of Ontario, the Great Lakes belong to one and only, and that is the greatest nation on Eart, America.>>6169935Here's the deal Jaques, you guys can play miniFrance, but the Maritime states are rightfully American, even if they don't know it yet, so if you try to stab me in the back, or expan beyond the state if Quebec, we're going to tariff you into oblivion like we're doing to you papa Macron.
Rolled 9892 (1d9999)>>6169924Go Nvrth
>>6170057Those are acceptable terms.May the new France and the old America stand at peace.
Round 3:Consolidation >With the fall of Ottawa, a Quebecois movement has been incited>Rising out the Cafes of Quebec City, this group intendeds the creation of a new french nation (not occupied by African's).>The AEF moves to take Lake Ontario and Lake Erie.>They warn the French that all Maritime Provinces are theirs by right - the French tentatively respect this prospective claim.>Facing against the Rocky Mountains, the Albertan's ditch their raised trucks in favour of horses as they subdue the harsh wilderness of Mainland-BC>Going NORTH, the Snowies arrive at and conquer Alert (there was nobody there)>The indians...>Do nothing
Rolled 2505 (1d9999)>>6170542Fill all of Quebec!
Rolled 6495 (1d9999)>>6170542Roughnecks yeehaw into Vancouver Island and the rest of BC before moving onto Saskatchewan.>>6170561Nice xyx palindrome pardner.
>>6170561Hon hon hon set any spillover to Newfoundland and Labrador.>>6170562Thank you, monsieur.
Rolled 9745 (1d9999)>>6170542Fill all of Ontario, if we got some extra zeal then enter Manitoba, the wagies will either work or get in the cagies.
Rolled 8235 (1d9999)>>6170542Complete collecting the tundra
>>6170542Round 4:>>6170561lmao even?Do you even recognize how big Quebec is?>>6170562>>6170729It's is yours>>6170749>Completenot yet
Rolled 8246 (1d9999)>>6171130TUNDRA MAXXX
Rolled 5570 (1d9999)>>6171130Fill out any remaining bits of Quebec and continue to Newfoundland/Labrador.
Rolled 3750 (1d9999)>>6171130Wakie wakie, Rashes. You got one simple task and you feel asleep? What are you, Joe? Can't have that in Trump's america.You're fired.Take ALL of Manitoba.
Rolled 5036 (1d9999)>>6171130Fill Saskatchewan and then thrust across southern Manitoba to set up an operational base in Thunderbay, Ontario. The Fookin' 'Ozers Eh resistance has begun. The Canadian government may no longer exist, but we will NEVER give up our identity as obnoxious fucking Leafs. Not to orange man, not to pajeets, not to anyone, eh?
Round 5Collision >>6171140>TUNDRA MAXXX >>6171146>FillDoes he know?>>6171155>>6171254To nobody's shock or upset, the flush has been completed, but that gave Alberta the opportunity to slip your line and make a run for the great lakes.
Rolled 4755 (1d9999)>>6171414Push to Thunderbay then begin a general west-to-east push into Manitoba. The First Flushing has been completed but Trump's Infinity H1B Jeet Army remains for the Second Flushing.
Rolled 6857 (1d9999)>>6171414Take Newfoundland, it's icy lands call to us.
Rolled 9727 (1d9999)>>6171414If the Albertans want to duke it out than they're about to see why we don't have free healthcare. Counterattack the FSA.>>6171417You guys are smart, you should know that you're basically Americans, just like the Indians, you're all Americans who've had the misfortune of not being born in America.Throw down your weapons and join us, with your oil, we'd be unstoppable!>>6171146Any nation other than the ATF or Quebec state that reads these spoilers is a democrat and a had a vasectomy.Bonjour Pierre, it's me again, things in Manitoba are getting shitty and I don't trust the eskimos up north not to turn their slit eyes the wrong way south, I mean, have you seen them? They look Chinese, staright up CCP proxies. Where am I going with this? Well we'll be busy in here with some wacos and I'd like if you'd jump in if more people try to cross the northern boarders. Why would you do that? Say your price pal, I'm sure we could reach a deal.>>6170749Any nation other than the AEF and Snow Niggers that reads these spoilers is a democrat and had a vasectomy. Ni How, we at the AEF have opened this communicstions channel to negociate a potential deal regarding common security for the northern Tundra, would you be interested to negociate?
>>6171434I'm happy to talk but let's leave it after I finish expanding into the tundra
>>6171519Free Alberta has commissioned a study of where exactly the tundra line is in Canada, in order to not run afoul of the Tundramaxx Nations. And the results... might surprise you!
>>6171555Mate why is your picture talking about tigers? I don't need no tigers
>>6171556>The Tundramaxxers are killing the Taigas.wtf doot
>>6171557Sorry, we are Asiatic, you know how we are. If it's beautiful we either eat it after torturing it or we crush it up into batshit remedies.
Rolled 8240 (1d9999)>>6171414>snownigs are taking Newfoundland.Oh no.Anyway, keep expanding and reuniting Quebec with our baguettes and berets.>>6171434My price is merely a free Quebec, Labrador, and Newfoundland. Maybe areas of the snownogs if they dare invade.
>>6171414Round 6:Inches >The AEF and Albertan's collide, each side rolling for (30), but the Albertan's narrowly compromise Ontario with their bonus>The Snowies and French are both competing to take complete control over maritimes
There are still 3 entirely unoccupied countries for new joiners to start in.
Rolled 8192 (1d9999)>>6171925Seize and defend Thunder Bay, while our Civic Engineers gravity flush the rest of Manitoba of H1Bs H1As and their Anchor Babies into the America side of the Lake of the Woods.
Well, I was due for a bad roll.
Rolled 416 (1d9999)>>6171925Defend self and then take Novi Scotia>>6171937Albertia seems to care for these Taigas, I send all Taigas to him.
>>6171960Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!
>>6171960Wait are you attacking me or not?
>>6171972>>6171970Huh? What?
Rolled 8468 (1d9999)>>6171925Defend against any potential invasions first. The let's keep gambling and take all rightful Québécois clay.
>>6172060Diplomacy with Injuns is always such a pain, baka.I thought you were attacking me with taigas, nevermind. [Hits peace pipe]
Rolled 7035 (1d9999)>>6171925Liberate Ontario, then drive staright across the Alberta-Eskimo border to disrupt their state infrastructure(bonuses)>>6171631Resonable enough for me, Pierre.
Round 7:>>6171930>>6172224>The Bonuses are starting to become apparent in the game >Alberta rolls lower and still outgets by (3)>>6171960>The Igliggers take Nova Scotia for cumulative +11 bonus>>6172100QUEBEC MAXXX
Rolled 9744 (1d9999)>>6172824Defend self and take new Brunswick
>>6172224I'd offer you terms, but I think your goal is to make all of Canada the 51st state, so there's really no possibility of peace, I think.My terms would be you cede me manitoba and I cede you ontario and we DMZ western Ontario.
Rolled 4938 (1d9999)>>6172824>>6172884Heading to bed, so I defend my holdings and attack the Manitoba Pocket. Globohomo not allowed above the 45th parallel! Push the Americans all the way back to Detroit where they belong.
Rolled 7970 (1d9999)>>6172824>Quebec is reunited at long lastVive le Québec libre!Defend against any invasions. Take Prince Edward's Island. Give the rest of my roll to the Burgers in their war as recompense.
>Americans are too buck broken to defend against Alberta Smh
Sleepy
Rolled 4143 (1d9999)>>6172824Attempt to push into Saska-whatever with Quebecan aid.>>6172884We do not negociate with leafs.
>>6172824Round 8:>>6172839>Big get>total of (41)>So big you accidentally started fighting the French>and Fought so hard that the French had no gets left to give to the AEF.
Rolled 1312 (1d9999)>>6173806Defend and counter attack!
Rolled 1185 (1d9999)>>6173806Defend and counter attack, I guess. Push from the East.
Rolled 9290 (1d9999)>>6173806MUST. MANIFEST. DESTINY. HARDER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!>attack the leafs>>6173936>>6173905If you're both defending first and THEN counter attacking, does that mean neither of you do anything???
Rolled 217 (1d9999)>>6173806>>6173939Alberta understands that it is a wealthy province, but you can't just invade everyone who has oil, America, Jeez.>toilet_flush.wavAlberta defends its holdings, eliminates the Manitoba Pocket, and pushes further into Ontario.
20+0 - 14+7 = 1 fecking shireThis is gonna take a lot longer than I thought...
>>6173939>If you're both defending first and THEN counter attackingWe are having the meanest staring contest the world could imagine.
Round 9:>Nobody stopped them>Can they be stopped now?>The Tundra-Maxxers now have a bonus of 14>The Hard won Bonus that the Quebecois spent so many turns on has now been compromised>Meanwhile Alberta encroaches inch by inch on the Winnipeg enclave.
Rolled 6045 (1d9999)>>6174013Snowniggers are just taking back their rightful clay. The time of the white man is over. Sad, but deserved. They stayed their hand when it was just the whites on their land, but then we brought in pajeets and niggers and they had had enough.Alberta does its part for Truth and Reconsilliation and continues defending its holdings while hitting the Am*ricans.
Rolled 5258 (1d9999)>>6174013RETAKE QUEBECINVADE SNOWHONHONHONHON
>>6174016the Snow's are going to have a +19-bonus if they take Quebec.if you ignore them, it will inevitably be gg even if you take manitoba and ontario.
>>6174084Cringe. You're the OP, you should be impartial.Besides, Snow Niggers are my friends, they sent our zoos Taigas. Ask the Americants.
Rolled 9264 (1d9999)>>6174013I guess I continue my conquest, I'll teach the discount french who the land belongs to.
>>6174013COME ON BOYS, WINNIPEG IS OUR ALAMO!>>6174197How about a CIA bribe to take out the leafs who kept oppressing the eskimos or something?
Rolled 5534 (1d9999)>>6174286Dice
Round 10:>The Big One-O
>>6174388Total Americoid DeathTake them to DetroitOwari dayo.
>>6174388Ignore the previous map I didn't recognize the AEF's straight
Rolled 7331 (1d9999)>>6174394>>6174388Dice>>6174395that is not a straight. 5 3 4 not 5 4 3Get your thumb off the scale, satan!
>>6174397>5 3 4 oopsdo not ignore the original round 10
Rolled 4549 (1d9999)>>6174388>>6174395RETAKEQUEBECPUSH THE SNOW NOGS BACK TO THE SEA!
Rolled 8204 (1d9999)>>6174286Sorry mate, bit busy with this accidental war.>>6174388Unleash our secret War Taigas upon the Fr*nch.
If the poos had stayed in, it would've been a closer match-up, but it is what it is, whatever team had the snownigs support was gonna win, and since the Quebecois accidentally sparked a fight against them and can't help their allies (though they could if they ceded land as an appeasement offer), the snownigs have effectively allied with the AlbertansThe only thing that can turn the tides now is a truly legendary get
>>6174465there is plenty that y'all could have done and could still do but you're not really doing anything tactical or strategic, you're just doing a roll off. A war of attrition. Come on, wyboi you should have known you couldn't compete in a straight fight against the INJVN BVLL.
>>6174475i'm unironically just a random commentator, else i'd roll for the americans right now and single-handedly win the war with my godly luck
>>61744654 players is a bit shallow, it makes diplo harder and alliances more determined by situation. Also if someone gets a lead it is much harder to dogpile them. But to counter that if you roll a 0 that's a 20 which can beat all the bonuses, let alone dubs or something.
>>6174482Ah, I assumed you were Am*rica.Well, like, they just let Snow niggers take the entire maritime coast uncontested.Quebec could have gotten Prince Edward Island at any point for like 7 turns in a row with just a single point of his GET.America could have peaced out and helped Quebec or gone for the Maritimes at the start of the game instead of beelining for me.Lots of things could have been differently and I still see a few big plays they could make, but they're being lazy.
Here's another picture of my war tigers that are dominating the french
Rolled 2476 (1d9999)>>6174388We got one axis of offense, go west.>>6174394The leaf shows his true color.>>6174413You know what Xsnow? You aren't that savage as you'd appear, you seem like a proper american if only a couple light tweeks. What I'm saying is, we could really work together here.The albertan leafs will certainly go after you if they kick me out of Canada, and they would have plenty advantages to make it a tough fight, thougher than what you're having with the frenchies, since they don't have any bonuses.Why not give me the maritimes states so I keep the albertans at bay while you sort things out with the frenchmen(No reasons to keep fighting but you do you). Sounds like a smart plan, no? The smartest!
>>6174494>The leaf shows his true color.I love the turning of fall colors!
>>6174494>The albertan leafs will certainly go after you if they kick me out of Canada, and they would have plenty advantages to make it a tough fight, thougher than what you're having with the frenchies, since they don't have any bonuses.>Why not give me the maritimes states so I keep the albertans at bay while you sort things out with the frenchmen(No reasons to keep fighting but you do you). Sounds like a smart plan, no? The smartest!Here my thinking, any land I give to you that's a bonus I don't get. And there way I see it me and Alberta are in a race, if he kills you first he can dogpile me, but if I kill Quebec first I can 2v1 Alberta with you. By giving you land that delays him killing you but weakens my bonuses I'm using to kill Quebec so it doesn't really assist me.I like Alberta, they have taught me to care for the Taigas. But I will play sportingly, and won't give them undue favours so not to ruin the game. I just don't see how I come out on top of that deal.
>>6174513Bit drunk, not the most legible but should be close enough.
>>6174513There is more of Quebec to conquer than myself, so Alberta would win the race and get Ontario, meaning they would match your bonus(13 vs 13), and at that point it all rests on one(1)(una) diceroll to see who cuts off the other's bonuses.Secondly, you don't need +13 to fight Quebec, who has no bonus.Thirdly, we in America love niggers<3!Come on mate, give me the Maritimes and you will reign supreme north of the tundra line while I give President Trump all yhe immigrants and oil he could wish for.
>>6174525Ive got an idea, how about I give you all the land I conquer from Quebec? That way I lose no bonus and give you land every turn I beat the french.
>>6174533Lad is useless without bonuses, How about you just give me some of the states? Like Nova Scotia and New Brunswick?
>>6174535It delays your death, as it'd take longer for Alberta to kill you, which is my goal and who knows you could get a couple of sick roles that changes the momentum of the war.
>>6174541What I'm saying is that if Alberta drives me out of Ontario, there would be nobody attacking him, thus pinning him in place. If the AEF evacuates to Quebec, then who do you think he will go for?Keeping the pressure on him with the bonuses from the Maritime States offers all the advantages of giving me Quebec land PLUS helps you by keeping the leaf busy.
>>6174550We can attack across the seas, so it wouldn't matter if you had a direct land border with him. What I'll do is give you the NB and NS bonuses, but not the land, while you fight Alberta. Sound fair?
>>6174565If that works, sure.
>>6174571
>>6174401>Snow Niggers giving the Americans +4 in expeditionary troops per turnQuebec I will give you +4 per turn if you stop being retarded and attack Snow Niggers' bonuses instead of trying to take Quebec first.
>>6174388>>6174394>>6174397Also since the two posts got bisected and it's not entirely clear in retrospect, I am attacking the Americans with my pitiful 7331 roll. (Off by two!) (Off by six!)My bad rolls are over starting next turn. Finna get a whole bunch of repeating numbers.
>>6174401Quebec, ol' pal, remember how the leafs treated you throughtout ALL your history and ask yourself what their "assistance" is really worth.
>>6174388ROUND 11:Alliances >FSA (8 + 9)>QS (18)>SN (10 + 14)>AEF (12)>The Snowies donate four moves to the AEF>The Albertan's donate 4 of there own move to the French in order to facilitate their maritime attacks.>FSA (13) vs AEF (16)>SN (20) vs QS (22)>Nova Scotia and New Brunswick have been compromised bringing the Snowie menace down to a measly (+10) bonus
>>6175466Map
Rolled 4334 (1d9999)>>6175404Alright.>>6175467>>6175466Instead of focusing on Quebec, invade using maritime tactics. Try to take a piece of Newfoundland, Nunavut, and then the Northwest Territories if possible.>>6175432Sorry Trump, it's just business!
>>6175476VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!Also I wish to take Prince Edward Island and Labrador at the very least too.
Rolled 4936 (1d9999)>>6175467Retake my land.>>6175476Ooof that's not a nice roll.
Rolled 4174 (1d9999)>>6175467Kick the Albertans out of Ontario and keep pushing west to compromise their bonuses.>>6175476Don't be sorry, In Trump's America, we respect the hustle.
Rolled 4658 (1d9999)>>6175467I hold onto my core territories and then eliminate the Americans with this massive roll. Rest in peace, bozos.
>>6175584Thought this was 4 5 6 7 at first. When will it be springtime for Alberta again? :(
>>6175467Round 11:>4334>With just the smallest shift in momentum, The french have opened up a serious offense against the Tundrites>Bonus Status: (0)>Meanwhile the Albertan's slap the fuck out of the Americans>Will new alliances form to combat the Albertan's now that they are winning so severely?
Rolled 28 (1d9999)>>6175587Alberta defends its core territories and attacks America with what is left over. Harken thy sight towards my numerals.In a devastating blow, an Albertan airstrike destroys Pornhub's central database, interrupting the supply of disgusting nigger porn to 150 million Americans. Riots erupt across the "nation."
>>6175588>0028How is this not a get? Grandparent weeps.
>>6175588>88 (Harkened)>Rolled 28 (lmfao even)
Rolled 8393 (1d9999)>>6175587Defend the small naval landings that I have to make sure the Snow Niggers can't get their bonuses back, as well as keeping Prince Edward Island, then take the Nunavut with any spillover. Anything left from that goes to taking the North West Territories.
holy FUCK the french are gonna fucking sweep, now that'd be a funny situation
if I were the snownigs I'd definitely call a bit of foul play on how the fuck the french managed to infiltrate and entirely steal the yukon on the other side of the map though
>>6175606We are so back, baguettes!If there's any spillover after defending and taking North West and Nunavut, then take more of Newfoundland.>>6175609The French decided to go on a little boat ride to meet with their european cousins, but got drunk on the way and went the opposite direction.
Rolled 6782 (1d9999)>>6175587I suppose there is merit to the frenchies' ideas.Defend from Albertan attacks and invade British Columbia and Manitoba by sea.
>>6175741>straight 678WE ARE SO BACK AMERICABROS
>>6175743Nope, doesn't count if it's not at the end of your digits. Your simulated post number is 6176782. No digits there.Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.
Rolled 4905 (1d9999)>>6175587Goodbye cruel world
>>6175878Improvise, adapt, overcome. Quebec has stepped up their game and now so must you. Tactinks.
>>6175587ROUND 12:Momentum>FSA (23) vs AEF (8)>QS (33) vs (12)>Can the tides of battle be shifted?>Can the Americans manage to hold out?>Find out next roll
Rolled 7363 (1d9999)>>6175988Alberta defends the bonus-granting provinces of the Canadian heartland, ends its +4 bonus to Quebec, and snuffs out the struggling flame of American dignity. The White House is burned down a second time, along with every McDonalds and LGBT facility in D.C.
>>6175991>363THAT'S what I'm talking about. Finally.
>This just in from a forward American news station
Alberta will grant Quebec and Nunavut semi-autonomous zone status in the new Canadian Federation if you guys want to call it here, or you can play for second place if you want to settle things.
Rolled 8809 (1d9999)>>6175988Continue holding the territories of Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. Then focus on taking the North West Territories and Nunavut, especially all of those northern islands.If there's anything left, use it to take the rest of Newfoundland.
Rolled 3315 (1d9999)>>6175988GG
>>6176094
Rolled 9401 (1d9999)>>6175988IF we can, blunt Alberta's attack and counter if.IF we cannot, then take over Prince Edward Island!AMERICA NEVER GIVES UP!
>>6176306Do you ever feel like the Gods are sending you messages?
>>6176318They are telling me to build a wall north too.
>>6176390You should tell orange man to finish building a wall and deporting them all in the south before he starts running his mouth about the north.
Round 13:>In a dramatic turn of events, The AEF attempts to launch a a cowardly sneak attack on the Quebecois State while they were fighting the Tundrites, but they had already been prepared for the possibility>The AEF has been Deported
Rolled 9530 (1d9999)>>6176583I guess I'll help my allies the Snow Niggies, even though they tried to help America.Alberta defends its holdings and our Taiga Cowboys attack in this order:Yukon > Northwest Territories > Mainland Nunavut Only > Labrador > Maritimes > Anything else held by Quebec.Alberta 1st place, Snowniggers 2nd place, Quebec 3rd place. Nothin' personnel, Quebec, just wanna end the game and Snow Niggers were unofficial allies to me for a long time.
Rolled 3738 (1d9999)>>6176583Reclaim lost land, and hopefully not die.>>6176599Thank for your support, even if it's self interest.
>>6176609You should specify where exactly you're attacking and secure Maritimes > Newfoundland > Labrador.
Rolled 7232 (1d9999)>>6176583Make sure the Niggers don't get their rolls back, defend against them first. Anything left use to defend against Alberta.>>6176599How about a deal? If you help me against the Snow Niggers, I'll give you Yukon, North West Territories, Nunavut, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick from them.Also if we both fight against them, the game will be over much quicker.
>>6176611>232God fucking damn it, three rolls in a roll.>>6176610Wherever at this point, I'm not in the game to win. Just supporting with my battle weary Taigas.
Quebec will live on!>>6176611>don't get their rolls back*don't get their bonuses back>>6176612The next few rounds will either be over for me or for you.Either way, GG anon.
GG leaf buds.
