You are Runner. This is your room. You get the feeling that a notable incident is going to occur today.
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>>6169295You decide to put on a shirt, and await the notable incident.
>>6169295Look at the window. Maybe it will occur outside!
>Open DRESSER>Don COOL SHIRT>Don MATCHING COOL JACKET
>>6169567>>6169597You put on your cool black wife beater, which you affectionately refer to as "Chris Brown". You also don an orange jacket, which your mom tells you is pretty cool too.
>>6169575Outside, your cool older brother is nonchalantly mowing the lawn while smoking a cigarette. "That's not very incidental", you say out loud.
Now dressed, you stand around and try to figure out if the notable incident is going to be good, bad or an opportunity.
>Put on some cool (but comfy) shoes>Go for a walkMaybe something happens when you do
>>6169636Thinking on it deeply, you are unsure if the incident will be good or bad, but you are confident it will be an opportunity
>>6169640Due to the perils of nominative determinism, your parents only buy you Olympic-grade running shoes, which you wear everywhere. You simply walk outside, trying your best not to be sighted by your brother Walker, who in breaking with nominative determinism, is currently supposed to be driving you somewhere. But that isn't something you want to think about right now. After all, there is an incident about to happen in your own neighborhood!
>After escaping his range of vision, jog around the blockWe must look for any happenings, it might already be too late!
>>6169773You deftly escape your brother's peripheral vision, making sure to keep an eye on him as you make your way down the block. As you're just about to turn the corner and make a run for it, you get the uncanny feeling that something incidental is about to happen much sooner than you expected.
>Peek around the corner, slowlyMy happening radar is tingling...
>>6169802Before you can even look, an incident occurs!
>>6169813>AAAAAMy crippling fear of bikes! How could this happen to me?!
>>6169813>Fight back!This is an assualt on our dignity!
>>6169813N'oh my god. Right in the cool jacket.Cyclists are one of nature's most heinous creatures.But how is this an opportune incident?>Stagger to REGAIN BALANCEIf I go down here, the opportunity could be wasted.
>>6169816>>6169829>>6169831On the ground and incapacitated, you look up at your assailant and are immediately struck with a sensation of guilt. It is none other than Don McGillicuddy. "This is revenge, Runner." He spats at you. "An eye for an eye, if you will. Well, I guess I would have to hit YOUR grandma with a bike for that to be true, but this is close enough."Somehow you get the feeling that this isn't the opportune incident you were waiting for.
>>6169847>Punch DIRT in defeatHe totally punked us.
>>6169847>You are mistaken, Don McGillicuddy! It was not me who hit your grandma, but your evil twin brother!Surely he will fall for this
>>6169852>>6169854(1/3)You punch the dirt in frustration. "Screw you, McGillicuddy! You know Maribeth had it coming, and anyway, it wasn't even me who hit her! It was --" "Haven't you lied enough already, Runner?" A voice cuts you off from behind. Oh, crap!
>>6169862(2/3)Sulking, you accept the defeat and return back to Walker with your head hanging low. "You've done enough damage to the McGillicuddy family line. If you do any more harm, you'll get more than just community service. Go on and wait in the car, I'll finish this."
>>6169868(3/3)With a swift uppercut, Walker easily defeats the pesky cyclist. "That's for riding your bike on the sidewalk like a dweeb."You are pretty sure they exchange more words after that, but you are too distant to hear. In any case, a feeling of determination has filled your heart. You will leave to serve your community service, you've decided, lest you linger here for too long and are discovered after Don inevitably calls the cops. The true incident will find you, you won't have to go looking for it.
>Do the community a service, by being awesomePractice some dancemoves
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>>6169900>>6170068You're not really sure if the court will accept this toward your 200 hour community service sentence but it cant hurt
>>6170365>collect WITNESS SIGNATURE of dance performance
>>6170487You find an onlooker and quickly draft up a contractually binding agreement that you will perform a 10 hour dance recital in front of her as part of your efforts to enrich the community. You're pretty sure she won't actually make you do the dance, though.
Heh heh heh, 10 hours down.>Rub HANDS together DIABOLICALLY
>>6170514Sweet! Only 190 hours to go. And to think all it took was committing a felony.
>Keep on practicingFor the community!
>>6170543>>617055810 hours of community service is enough for one day, any more would practically make us eligible to be one of Elon's H1B slaves.>Go HOME and CRAFT a LUNCHGotta be well nourished and alert for when the Incident happens.
>>6171782Venturing into your kitchen, a countertop is adorned with several ingredients to satiate your lunching needs. The food items could be categorized into three categories:>FRUITS: Banana, Apple>VEGETABLES: Carrot, Eggplant>MEATS: Steak, Drumstick>DESSERT: Donut, Cupcake>DAIRY + DESSERT: SundaeWhich item(s) you choose should tell us a lot about your attributes. What will it be?
>>6172808>Carrot + SteakNow thats some good food! Should have had some rice with that however, and maybe some black pepper
>>6172808>>6172862And pick up a BANANA to our inventory for later.
>>6172862>>6172893You choose a carrot and steak, a hearty no-nonsense meal. You possess impressive vitality and durability. You also stash a banana... somewhere? You're not really sure where it is, but you're sure it's on your person.
>>6173983>Go TOUCH GRASS
>>6173983>Go TOUCH GRASS>as you DANCEgotta keep it movin while we groovin
>>6175668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdEryFQy6k>Equip WALKMAN
