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Good morning, or evening good sirs and fair ladies. Finally, finally after an excruciating period of exams and trials and a battle against the administration of my university (but what to expect of non ordained clerks) worthy of Lancelot I graduated and I can write again this glorious quest ! Gloire !

To the veterans, and the new bannermen who join our ride against the saracens, the witches and the perfidious flemish burghers I shall give the last threads.

>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5085315/ thread 1
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5134375/ thread 2
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5194246/ thread 3
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5314154/ thread 4
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 5
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 6
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 7
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 8
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5702984/ thread 9
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5785267/ thread 10
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/5920163/ thread 11
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6011182/ thread 12
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6079405/ thread 13
>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6157669/ thread 14

Meanwhile you, Lord Charles de Villeroi, were travelling towards the queen, who had summoned you in her mysterious Guelphish ways. had decided, in your wisdom, after vanquishing the tentacled beast of the village of Weeb, to expand your protection to their village, since their lord was distant. The land was isolated but you liked the portrait of your lady Rose that the local artist, Ankama Bing did and as a patron of the arts and great lover of having more lands and receiving more taxes from your peasantry you were sure that the locals could make good subjects. So you swore to drive away the bandit Dark Sasuke that terrorised the good people of the village and then, after returning from the Capital, to speak with their count about being his vassal and protecting this isolated place for him.

But enough talking about Lord Charles, the tradition is to begin here by a small prologue, and we shall do so for the perpetuation of Tradition is the first duty of any power.
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>>6256761

PROLOGUE :

Hob the farmer had seen many things in his life, the flight of a dragon, a well of magic invoked by mages and even a mystical fruit brought by traders from the south called a "coconut fruit", he was not a well read man, nor a literate man, nor the wisest of men but what he saw shocked even the village elder, an old birdman whose feathers were ruffled and his eyes opened in shock. Goblins were approaching the village, but instead of attacking, the little pests, light brown of skin like some tribes, were marching behind a goblin mounted on a pony ! A goblin riding a pony ! Normally horses found these little pests repugnant and no orc nor goblin could mount one, but here these goblins were almost civilised. They wore some mismatch of armor, and a strange black and yellow livery, their leader had a ridiculous hat and was dressed like... Like some parody of an herald. Hit hat even had a feather, these goblins looked strangely, almost human. And the way they carried their spears, and the "herald" a trumpet made them look like some kind of messengers. The villagers, very intrigued by this display, began to go out, and even arm themselves. Some humans, elves, dwarves, halflings and a satyr or two got out of their homes and readied themselves, but strangely, the goblins did not attack, in place the strange herald on his pony blew his trumpet three times, as if it was an announcement. He then cleared his throat and produced a parchment ! Goblins knowing to read ! Were they bewitched ? Men changed into goblins by some curse ? Hob did not knew, but while he grabbed his pitchfork and told his wife and kids to stay at home. Then he heard, he heard the most surrealistic message of his life, coming from the high pitched voice of a goblin.

-In the name of Konrad the First, of the Hohenstaufen Dynasty, Emperor of the Holy Goblin Empire, King of Jerusalem, King of Sicily and Duke of Swabia I declare that this village, and all the lands surrounding it, now belongs to the Reich, and will be given as a fief to the Langrave Shitbag von Snaga, as your new liege lord he will collect a tribute in grain and riches every year from now on. Any tentative of rebellion shall be punished.

The villagers looked at themselves, some fought about killing the goblins but Tweet, the birdman who ruled the place, ordered to keep quiet, he was wise. After all if they killed those ten goblins one hundred more would take their place. It was decided to do what any villagers would do in this case : hire adventurers. Oh, if he knew, Hob would have advised against it, but after speaking with everyone the village council decided to do it, their liege lord was far away after all, and probably drunk, the adventurer's guild would help.
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>>6256764

It was fifteen days ago, now Hob was watching as from the courageous band of six only two adventurers remained. The young wizard that they had engaged and the pretty female bard, the party's face who had negociated the contract with them. He had his glasses broken and a scar on his forehead, he had been beaten up and was held by many goblins that now occupied the town square, she had been brutalized and had a split lip. A strange goblin, with white robes and a tall hat told her.

-We offer you absolution, in the name of Jesus Christ. Accept baptism and you will be spared.

The bard lady seemed taken aback, and told.

-W... What... You mean I can be free to go ?

-If you receive baptism yes.

-How... How do you do it ?

-By rejecting your false idols and accepting our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, as the only God.

Monotheist goblins ! Hob never would have believed that. He thought about this Christ God, was he a kind of new Dark Lord leading the goblins ? It sounded quite megalomaniac to claim to be the only god. One thing was sure he did not like magic, because the same absolution was not offered to the mage, instead he was burned on a pyre before the people.
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>>6256766

MEANWHILE ON A MOUNTAIN ROAD :

Meanwhile you had a good evening, the peasant of the village of Weeb had accepted to swear you their allegiance if the count of En, their liege lord, accepted. You could always be a vassal of two lords for your different lands and as any good landowner you liked having more lands anyway. Of course you first had to deal with this bandit, Dark Sasuke and his gang that hid in the hills. Killing a beast was one thing, but these knaves, of course the peasantry told that Dark Sasuke was dangerous but you knew his ilk, they were only good to frighten peasant, they would flee like little birds when seeing some knights in mail.
Still, an ambush could be dangerous, the place was mountainous and in your youth, during the Aragonese Crusade, you remarked that the Spaniards fought without honor, throwing rocks from cliffs like some primitives and attacking supply convoys instead of facing the French chivalry in open battle. Well, when they tried to face it in open battle they quickly got routed so perhaps there was some logic in their cowardice, but still, even if they forced the king's army to retreat by starving it it was a shameful display. So you ordered Brother Louis, the brave Templar, and Bohémond your knight, and your guardsmen to keep their eyes open. Elana, your servant who was an assassin before it, was a quick girl too and could see well with her eyes and was watching your backs. You turned towards here while riding, she still reddened when she saw you and you found it adorable, but you had made yourself clear and you did not plan to enjoy the joys of flesh with her. You were trying to remain faithful to your magnificent bride to be, lady Rose, and you intended to keep your discipline, as hard as it was.

You continued riding with enthusiasm, enjoying the mountainous landscade. You were an inhabitant of the plains, be it in Champagne or here, in India, and if you still found too stiff cliffs annoying you could not deny the beauty of their view. But as you rode seeing the mountains in the early spring you could hear Carius, your most reliable guardsman of those that you brought arguing with Gepees, the one who generally spotted tracks.

-I tell you Gepees, it's not a good place to go.

-But Lord Charles wanted to find the bandits, what better way as to go to the road where they ambush us.

-But it is the most ambushable place that exist look at those cliffs.

It was your brave Ancel le Purineur, your experienced scout and tracker that followed you from France that was the first pointing out what he saw.

-I saw movement up there, on the big rock.

There was indeed a big rock in the middle of the road, well, calling it a rock would be preposterous, it was more of a huge cliff in a place where the road was divided in two. This cliff was hard to access, you would need to climb on it, and it was perhaps 60 feet high. You wondered who would climb on it.
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>>6256767

Indeed, this promontory was surrounded by cliffs, while the other two sides of the road, which formed a relatively narrow gorge, were equally good places for an ambush, in addition to having, on the opposite side of the road, a likely easier access route for attackers.

To be honest, this gorge seemed a relatively dangerous place, and you were hesitant to enter it; after all, being killed by a boulder thrown by some peasant who had decided to make a career as a bandit would be absolutely unworthy of a gentleman. You were therefore filled with apprehension and surprised to hear that there was movement on this central promontory, this rock standing proudly at this "Y" junction of the road.

Fortunately for you, this movement did not wait to reveal itself and you saw a form, you thought it was a silhouette seeing how much it was dark, even in the middle of the day. You then understood that someone has died all his clothes in black like a benedictine monk or a mourner and was looking at you. You discerned no emblem on his cape, you deduced that he was trying to intimidate you.

The silhouette on the rock moved with a great theatrical gesture and pointed at you, his voice was strangely not very impressive, quite youthful. You could not see his face but he seemed to be pale with long black hair. He began to tell pompously, playing with his cape to look more dramatic.

-Who dares to trespass on my territory ! For I am death and darkness incarnate ! Pay me a right to pass, or watch how my men and I cleave you like lambs ! You have no chance to escape ! Bow before I pluck out your eyes and drink from your skull ! Mufufufufufufufu !

No, the threats were one thing, as an outlaw this man should be hanged for his thievery and for it, but having a laugh like this one. It was a crime in itself, and it deserved a slow death. You thought of boiling him alive like some counterfeiter who played with coinage. You were about to answer while Elana whispered to you.

-He seems to be a high ranked adventurer, my lord he is dangerous.

Brother Louis, looking around told.

-I am perhaps getting old monseigneur, but I see no men on these cliffs, they remain hidden while we clearly lack ranged weapons. But let us be prudent, the place is made for ambushes.
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>>6256769

You looked at Ancel who looked at the cliffs and answered in a typical French manner with a "eeh pffffft". You decided to look at this man and tell.

>I am Charles de Villeroi, lord of Local and soon lord of the village of Weeb and it's lands. If you know what is good for you I suggest that you beg on your knees to be spared, or face my wrath !
>You are Dark Sasuke the Bandit ? They spoke about you at the village. Mayhaps we can find an arrangement, I have enemies and you seem to have enterprising men who could raid their lands.
>You ridiculous oaf, you do as much gestures as an genoese fishwife when you talk ! And your black clothes ? What are you mourning with it ? Your dignity ? Get down there to get a proper spanking !
>I am Charles de Villeroi, lord of Local, and a knight who has sworn a vow to defeat the bandit that threatens these lands. I hereby defy you in single combat, let God Allmighty decide who is right and who is wrong. Accept my challenge if you still have some honor left !
>Other (write in)
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>>6256770
>You ridiculous oaf, you do as much gestures as an genoese fishwife when you talk ! And your black clothes ? What are you mourning with it ? Your dignity ? Get down there to get a proper spanking !
Plus
>I warn you: I have already slain the tentacle monster who menaced the peasants of Weeb!

Good to have you back, milord.
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>>6256803
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And welcome back messire, it has been far too long.
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>>6256770
>>You ridiculous oaf, you do as much gestures as an genoese fishwife when you talk ! And your black clothes ? What are you mourning with it ? Your dignity ? Get down there to get a proper spanking !

Welcome back
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>>6256844
>>6256854

Thank you good sirs, it was an adventure in itself.

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You decided to answer provocatively.µ

-You ridiculous oaf, you do as much gestures as an genoese fishwife when you talk ! And your black clothes ? What are you mourning with it ? Your dignity ? Get down there to get a proper spanking ! I warn you: I have already slain the tentacle monster who menaced the peasants of Weeb!

You decided to add this last part to saw fear into the heart of your opponent, but the bandit seemed to be more outraged than intimidated. He pointed at you derisively, from his high promontory, sixty feet higher than you. Continuing his gestures he told.

-Mufufufufu, you fool ! You try to provoke me ! If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would be childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste... a little of my hatred.

He said it so dramatically and so much seriousness that you had to burst out with laughter. Who talked like that ? I mean, you knew some lords who were a bit too angry, who put their impaled enemies on their walls like the old baron Crook, he dressed in black too by the way. In France you knew a lord who after being drunk cut the throat of one of your father's servants at a banquet, he paid a fee of course, but well, there were cruel men. They loved to dramatise it. But at this level.

-Who do you think to intimidate like that, kid ! Get down there and get a spanking !

-You... Insolent baboon ! You do not know the meaning of fear. My goal is not to intimidate you, my only goal is the darkness ! Now prepare to embrace it as you fall to the blade of the legendary Dark Sasuke ! Yaaaaah !

And on this he unsheathed two swords, one longer than the other, who were slightly curved, you could not see the details of them but he then, as an absolute madman, leaped in the air as if to jump towards you. You were silent and amazed by such brazenness, and such madness ! Who leaps from sixty feet like this ? He then raised one as if ready to strike you while leaping high into the air. Bohémond told.

-He is completely mad ! He will die !

You agreed with him, but at the same time Elana screamed.

-It is the leaping strike ! He is an assassin ! Be careful my lord !

Spotifia the bard panicked and Bing the artist too, they screamed in unison.

-We will all die ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
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>>6257179

This did not help you at all. Fortunately as a good horseman you made your horse back for a bit while trying to raise your shield. So much doubt made you a bit afraid. At least the bastard would not fall upon you. You still did not have your helmet, you thought that he would be descending in a more normal way and thought about protecting your head, plus, you were against the sun since we were in the afternoon and you were travelling to the west, it would be a disadvantage for you. You were thinking about all of this when you heard a simple sound "Sprotch". You looked to the man dressed in black, he was now lying motionless on the stony ground before you. His blades were scattered. You raised an eyebrow.

There was a moment of silence. Dark Sasuke seemed to not be moving. You looked at Bohémond, he raised his shoulders. You looked at Brother Louis, he looked at you, clueless. Elana seemed at loss for words. Your guardsmen were looking at the corpse too, Spotifia and Bing were trying to forget their earlier panic. You tried to look at the cliffs around you, perhaps it was some kind of trap and some of Dark Sasuke's men would come at you. Finally you decided to tell.

-He is... Dead ?

Brother Louis told.

-What did he expected, jumping from such height ! He was a madman !

Elana tried to tell.

-Normally an adventurer can jump from such heights..

You ordered.

-Ancel, verify if he is dead.

-Me messire... but...

-You are allowed to loot him.

-Thank you messire, you are a good and kind master.

Your brave servant began to get his knife and to poke at the man, he then turned around the body of this Dark Sasuke and effectively, his face was all over the place, he was dead, probably he had broken arms and broken legs too. Ancel began to loot the blades of the man, who were intact, and who looked like great thin knives with strange handles. He apparently had some kind of metallic stars too on his belt, and perhaps a bit of gold. It was not of importance. You were in a joyful mood and commented.

-What an imbecile. And to tell that the peasants were afraid of him ! Hahaha !

Bohémond added.

-I wonder if he even had men, they did not even come to his rescue.

You laughed.

-Perhaps we should even go back to the village.

Brother Louis who was prudent told Bing, the painter who was from this village of Weeb.

-Is it at least the true bandit ?

-He... he dresses like him. That is sure... And these katanas are costly..

-Cataquoi ?

You asked before he pointed the blades. They were simply big knives in your opinion. Still, you raised your shoulders, raised your wine flask and toasted.

-To our victory ! Let us take off his head and send it back to the village.
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>>6257181

You and your men toasted. Spotifia even promising to write a song about it, you were discussing if you should keep things as they are or add some epic duel by principle. But when you were doing this you saw someone climbing off the cliffs. He had a bow behind his back and wore a cloak and carried a small axe. He looked like your typical highwayman. Waving at you he told.

-Hmmm... My lord... I am sorry to interrupt but...

-But what ? Who are you ?

-I am the representative of Dark Sasuke's men...

-What he really had men ?

-There is fourty of us on the cliffs... With bows and rocks.

-By saint Denis !

-We were awaiting orders to attack, but since Sasuke said nothing... And since now, well... he is dead... We decided not to do it.

-I... suppose that is fair.

-Thank you my lord... I shall go now...

The man said, with a quite embarassed tone. But by Saint Michel ! Forty bandits ! By the heavens, it was a huge group. No wonder they were a threat to the village and with the terrain on their side it was probably impossible to get them. Perhaps they lied but in case of defeat you will lose everything. You wondered about returning to the village and announce your victory, or going straight to the capital. After all if you returned to the village you would have to return to this place and the bandit will probably have a new leader by then. It would not be with your four guardsmen and two knights that you could oppose them in the current situation. What would be your decision.

>Continue towards the Capital, Briberopolis, the news of your victory shall be heard anyway.
>Send Bing back with the bandit's heard, you could catch him when going again by the Weeb Valley's road after returning from the capital. He is from the village, the locals will believe him.
>Go back to Weeb, gloat about your victory, you earned this right.
>Other (write in)
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>>6257183
>Go back to Weeb, gloat about your victory, you earned this right

Perhaps along with a stern lecture to the assembled Weeb peasantry about the sin of suicide and why they should not have bullied this poor chap into first taking to the woods and then eventually taking his own life.
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>>6257183
>Send Bing back with the bandit's heard, you could catch him when going again by the Weeb Valley's road after returning from the capital. He is from the village, the locals will believe him.
We'll be back soon enough.

Kek, alas poor weeabandit.
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>>6257183
>>Send Bing back with the bandit's heard, you could catch him when going again by the Weeb Valley's road after returning from the capital. He is from the village, the locals will believe him.
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>>6257183
>Send Bing back with the bandit's heard, you could catch him when going again by the Weeb Valley's road after returning from the capital. He is from the village, the locals will believe him.
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>>6257183
>>Other (write in)

Perhaps we should try and recruit some of the bandits?
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>>6256761
Welcome back my lord! it has been too long
>>6257183
>Send Bing back with the bandit's heard, you could catch him when going again by the Weeb Valley's road after returning from the capital. He is from the village, the locals will believe him.
They are bandits, but they aren’t our bandits and so I say we should have attempted to recruit them, after they accept Christ as atonement for their thieving ways. Also 40 men is a lot
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>>6257233
A wise decision my lord, for you try to educate the peasantry, but unfortunately the laborator, the worker, is not made to think but to obey. And about this man dressed in black, if as a Christian we must forgive him, he deserved to have his hand cut off for theft anyway. And as someone who killed himself he cannot be buried on consecrated ground.

>>6257255
At least he died doing what he did best, being ridiculous.

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>>6257708
An excellent idea good sir, unfortunately not supported by enough men.

>>6257711
Yes, 40 men would be hard to feed. And I am glad to have you back too. It seems as I have gone back from a crusade since I was absent for so long.

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You decided to send Bing back, and told him to recount your glorious victory, while continuing towards the capital. On the road you still thought about this Dark Sasuke. What kind of man could do what he did ? Was it hubris ? Arrogance ? To suicide himself, defying God's gift of life ? And to suicide himself in a peculiar way, hoping to crush a nobleman under his weight. Then he tried to unsheathe his swords so you supposed that he wanted to hit you. Perhaps he really believed, like Elana, Spotifia or even your guardsmen, that he would survive such a fall. Heh ! What kind of fools they were. But then how could you expect reason and logic from the Indians, they have tempered with our right and proper feudal order and let women wear pants in public. It is obviously a sign of moral and mental corruption. And the logical conclusion is evident, if someone believes that a guild of armed vagrants, called adventurers, can take care of their problems better than their liege lord, or that a woman can do magic, and wear men's clothes in public and not be burned to the ground, this person obviously can err on such trivial matters as the fact that if you jump of a cliff you will fall and hurt yourself. Thinking about it you supposed that these people, without the light of Christ, lived in a completely different mental universe, without God in it's center. No wonder they perceived the round around them as very different. They were not grounded in the reality of God's law but in a pagan tale. You should discuss it with Brother Louis and Father François, they were wise men and educated too, they could enlighten you.

The travels to the capital were pleasant, each day you saw that the distance between villages got closer and closer and the villages themselves got richer and richer in the middle of the rolling plains. You crossed some sympathetic little towns too but apparently the capital will dwarf them all. Was it as big as Paris ? Perhaps.
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>>6257769

When you finally reached the capital, you were in awe. If not as big as Paris itself it was a very important city, but what awed you most was it's elegance. High spires and towers of pure white stone reached the sky and gardens seemed to dominate some hills near manor houses. Blue roofs, reminiscent of Rouen when seen in a sunny day completed this picture of harmony and beauty. It seemed as if nature and stonework were linked together to create a vision of beauty. You immediately wanted to visit the city itself, even forgetting about the queen. Seeing how you, and the other frenchmen were amazed, Spotifia explained you.

-Up on the hills, the high quarters are those of the nobility, some elves live here too, there is an entire elven district since elves rule Bifuria. For the rest the queen gave the people many funds to build in stone, against fires, and it is a very rich city indeed. There are many gardens near the richest quarters and several rich nobles try to build the tallest and thinnest towers, sometimes supported by magic.

Magic made you frown, but you admitted that it was beautiful, there were some things that you supposed were pagan temples and what impressed you the most were the waterfalls near a great white building who could rival the Châtelet in majesty. Spotifia explained.

-It is the royal palace, redone by the queen of course, to better be at her taste.

Seeing it you had to admit one thing, these italian guelphs were sneaky and vile, but they knew how to build and how to make art. In France or in India Italians had the same gifts. You would still count your fingers if you shook the hand of one. Thanking spotifia you lead your horse towards the gates. And asked.

-What can we do in the city ? Before announcing our presence to the queen I mean...

-There is a market district my lord, and a street with thirty taverns, there is a theater too, and some places where we can dance, there is public parks, and the temples but you would perhaps not want to see them.

All of this was very interesting and, thinking about it, you decided, before reaching the gates, guarded by guelphs and some normal soldiers. The fortifications were a quite high wall and all the city was inside, no faubourgs or outskirts, and the street seemed to be clean.

>I shall go to the marketplace, I have to buy something for Rose after all.
>A street with thirty taverns ? The wines of these lands deserve to be explored.
>A theater ? With mummers and artists ! I want to see it.
>Let us see the taverns perhaps somewhere some amusing man will throw a cagot.
>Let us take a stroll in the public parks, or whatever it is. Let us see how nature and architecture live together.
>Other (write in)

PS : all of these rules against spam have been done by burghers or royal tax collectors ! By Saint Denis they should get the rope !
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>>6257770
>I shall go to the marketplace, I have to buy something for Rose after all.
The marketplace is the heart of the economy in a town and we will gain valuable insight by observing the commoners there
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>>6257774
Bah, what can one learn from commoners and burgher merchants?

>>6257770
>A street with thirty taverns ? The wines of these lands deserve to be explored.
In vino, veritas!
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>>6257793
Absolutely nothing usually, but by observing how fat the burghers are and how abused the commoners are we can gauge how well the queen rules, that and we have to buy stuff for Rose
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>>6257770
>>I shall go to the marketplace, I have to buy something for Rose after all.
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>>6257770
>>A street with thirty taverns ? The wines of these lands deserve to be explored.
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>>6257770
>I shall go to the marketplace, I have to buy something for Rose after all.
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>>6257774
This is spoken as a true lord, in great wisdom.

>>6257793
But you, good sir, speak latin so your argument has even more value and wisdom.

>>6257800
A wise argument between two wise men and invoking the love of a woman, and seeing the rest of the bannermen vote, made the marketplace win.
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You told with your natural authority.

-I shall go to the marketplace, I have something to buy for Rose after all.

Your men bowed as you approached the gates of the city. You were soon in the middle of hundreds of travellers, carts, merchants and other good people trying to enter. They were of all shapes and sizes and your horse almost trampled a cagot. You finally managed to enter the city and effectively, it was very beautiful, with white stone buildings topped by blue roofs, the buildings had an elegance and were nor totally roman nor totally gothic, it was some architecture that you never saw and that was far more impressive than what you saw in Pleasantville. The city was truly beautiful. It even smelt far better than Paris and there were trees on very large streets, they were so large you wondered how much money was wasted in building the walls and in the fact that there were no suburbs. There were some beggars of course, and some poor people but just like the peasants were far richer in India than in France the burghers were too. At least the small craftsmen and other degenerate folk who made the bulk of a city's population. The rich merchants, be it here or in Paris, were as fat and corrupt as they always were. Seeing the boldness of burghers and them screaming always deranged you. You see, the burghers, or bourgeois, inhabitants of a city, are really the least honourable of the classes of society. Take a merchant for exemple, or a minor craftsman in a guild, he will be far less intelligent than a priest, farther away from God. He will be far less brave than a knight or a nobleman, far weaker and less honourable, because of a lack of warrior ethos or good breeding. And even in the third estate, amongst the commoners, a craftsman or a merchant will be far more lazy than a peasant. He would never make something grow out of the soil and protect it against the elements. So when you heard burghers dare to claim "charters" for their towns or speaking in the "name of the good people" what people were they speaking about ?!? There were perhaps ten or twenty peasant for each inhabitant of a town. And the peasantry, loyal to God and their liege lords, did not need some of these urban knaves to speak in their name, it did not need to speak at all, simply obey their betters. Worse these burghers tried to always discuss with the ecclesiastical authorities and even to buy expensive clothes or jewellery that the lower nobility, like you, could not have. They tried to replace the laws of God, Honor and Labor by those of gold and lies, it was abominable. Truly, cities were a disturbing place. But they could build beautiful cathedrals and host some nice fairs and whorehouses, so you were not in favour of burning them, simply watching them and sometimes seducing the daughter or wife of a fat merchant, if some student at the university had not done it before.
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>>6258297

Still, in your polished chainmail and with the shield with your coat of arms, your long blond hair in the wind and a superior smirk on your face, you must have looked dashing. You even saw some ladies smile and blush. One of them even looked at you suggestively but when you saw that she had a baton like one of those witches you did the sign of the cross and turned away. You saw someone showing a kind of gigantic bear with an owl's head to amazed onlookers, you thought two things about it. One, that it was the stupidest looking animal that you had ever seen, and two, that not only the people in India slept with animals (creating cat men, dragon men, bird men, horse men and bull men) but the animals seemed to not have any Christian mores themselves. It was why they were judged in France and called to adopt civilised customs. If you taught your animals how to behave in society and respect the laws of God, you would never see owl and bear hybrids. That was certain.

It was in the middle of these philosophical questions that you finally entered the market district.

You had wanted to buy Rose an illuminated book. She loved reading and as much as you were new to all this literacy thing, you wanted to make your love happy. That was the only thing that counted. You quickly deducted that the book merchant would not be on the open, or even covert market. A copyist needed his own place to have his parchment and his books, they could be heavy and they were long to copy. A simple street scribe who wrote letters could be on a market of course but he would not bring something as precious as a book there, at the mercy of wind and rain. You decided to ask for directions with some locals and they told that everything would be. Before that you still looked at the stalls and saw many beautiful things.

A cat man was selling some lamps, candelabras and tools. This made you think about buying a cat for lady Rose, she wanted it, but you thought that asking the cat man where can you buy a pet cat would be rude. Perhaps it was his father or mother, or a cousin. You saw that a fat bellied Saracen was selling oils and spices and several women sold clothes that seemed to be very thin. Perhaps silks like those sold in Constantinople and brought in France by Venetian merchants. Some guelphs sold something like potions and you even saw smiths selling weapons. This interested you, you were now, even if indebted, but what nobleman was not, a lord and not simply a knight. You wanted to buy a Damascus steel blade, perhaps a sword, or only a dagger, it would look good. One of your guardsmen, Fed you guess, the son of Cop reprimanding Dummy. You asked.

-Why are you two arguing ?
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>>6258298

Fed answered you immediately.

-He wants to ask you about having freedom to buy something my lord.

Dummy who was a loyal guardsman was someone a bit lax in his duties. He tried to defend himself.

-My lord, it is simply that... We will be at the palace next, and my wife wants a handkerchief from the capital. And...

Some other guards looked at you, even Elana murmured that she wanted a new pair of boots. Bohémond told you.

-I want to buy a new luthe monseigneur, Spotifia told me that there are great masters who can make some here.

You thought about buying a harp for your beloved too. And perhaps a sword for yourself. Only Brother Louis stayed stoic, he had sworn a vow of poverty. Then, after looking around, you thought that perhaps keeping only one man with you and brother Louis could be doable. There were guards here, and you saw no obvious thieves (in the form of gypsies). Perhaps you could give freedom to your men.

>You will buy your things later, we shall buy a gift at a copyist first before going to the palace.
>Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.

On your own side you decided to.

>Try to buy a sword or a dagger, go to the weaponsmith.
>Try to find a copyist or someone able to sell you books.
>Try to find some sellers of musical instruments.
>Try to buy clothing.
>Ask about buying a white cat for your lady.
>Simply visit the marketplace .
>Other (write in)
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>>6258299
>Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.
It has been a long trip
>Try to find a copyist or someone able to sell you books.
It’s what Rose wanted
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>>6258299
>Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.

>Try to find a copyist or someone able to sell you books
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>>6258299
>Alright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.

>Try to find a copyist or someone able to sell you books.
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>>6258299
>>Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.

>>Try to find a copyist or someone able to sell you books.
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>>6258299
>Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours, then we will meet at the fountain with the scandalous statue of a naked women.
>Try to buy clothing.
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Sorry for the late update good sirs, I had an exam today, I passed.


>>6258460
Wise words good sir.

>>6258962
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>>6259253

You decided to let your men go, the travel was long and the place seemed to be sure enough. So you told.

-Allright, you will have freedom until the town criers scream the next two hours. Then we will meet...

You looked around you and saw an interesting fountain.

-At the fountain with the scandalous statues of naked women.

They all agreed, saying that you were a good and kind lord. Seeing Ancel you understood that he would probably try to steal something. You remained with brother Louis. He told you.

-Since I cannot buy anything I would be pleased to remain with you monseigneur.

-Thanks, it will be good to have your learned opinion on articles. I think we shall try to find a copyist. Rose wanted a book after all.

-Let us try to find one monseigneur.

You first saw that a literal demon was a copyist in one of the shops, you quickly did the sign of the cross, then you saw a guelph lady but you knew that monks were the best copyist so you decided to find the boutique, under an alcove, of a wisened old man, represented by the image of an open book and with a name named "Flammarion's books". It was a small shop who smelt of wax and parchment. An old man in a purple robe, sign of wealth, was inside, you decided to attach your horses nearby and enter. The old man greeted you and seeing that you were obviously noblemen he bowed.

-What can I do for you my lords ? How can I help ?

-I seek a book, for a young lady, a present, something with beautiful illuminations, a work of art.

-Of course, of course, let me look.

You were very interested about how this man kept his books, and Brother Louis, who had seen far more libraries than you. He told.

-You do not put them horizontally on shelves.

-Horizontally ? Why ? They would take much more place.

-It is impressive to see that your shelves are full of books, you had much time to copy them all.

-Oh, yes, indeed, yes... A lifetime of work.

You raised an eyebrow.

-So you haven't sold them during your life.

-Oh, I sold some... of course...

Still, it was impressive to see so much parchment and books, and none, unlike in monasteries, were attached by chains to the library, to not be stolen. A book was very costly in France. Here with everyone paying in gold you supposed that it would be too, especially one with illuminations. You probably would have to borrow money, you already had debts, but it was not a problem, a gentleman should live above his means, and the beautiful smile and kind blue eyes of your lady were worth the screams of a hundred debt collectors. Especially if they were lombards. Damned thieves. You began to see a book, apparently of mythology, with bright colors in the illuminations and it looked like a rich book, but you read it it was about pagan myths, something religious about a god of light fighting a god of darkness, it was paganism, and you shall not promote it.
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>>6259418

You decided to ask the man, while you wanted to watch some books, out of interest. You remarked something close to a half drawn map on his counter.

>Do you have some fiction, some roman of love and chivalry.
>Do you have something amusing, like Le Roman de Renart, tales or something that can make you laugh.
>Do you have some classical text from Bifuria, something important from your culture.
>Do you have some "miroirs" or moral tales.
>Can you show me some poetry book or something allegorical ?
>Do you have some map of the world, I never saw one.
>Other (write in)
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> do you have any encyclopedia like text, that try to recount as much information as possible?
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>>6259419
>Do you have some fiction, some roman of love and chivalry.
I’m sure it will suit her just fine
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>>6259419
>Can you show me some poetry book or something allegorical ?
The most suitably for reading with our lady love.
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>>6259419
>Can you show me some poetry book or something allegorical ?
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>>6259419
>Do you have some fiction, some roman of love and chivalry
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>>6259512
Unfortunately not before Diderot ! Hai hai !

>>6259607
Of course, it is the most popular kind of tales.

>>6259653
Ladies love poetry, and love men who can recite a chanson de fin'amor by heart, fortunately you can, this is a thing that you can learn if you do not know how to read and have to trust your memory instead of books. Hah !
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>>6259950
>>6260058

You hesitated a bit, asking the copyist.

-I have two kind of works in mind. Do you have, per chance, some fiction some roman of Love and Chivalry like those that young ladies love. Or some poetry book, with allegories perhaps ?

The man nodded and answered in a flattering way that made you smile because of your ex-illiteracy.

-Oh, your lordship is a knowledgeable man. I will try to find something.

He brought you a pile of ten books, after you and Brother Louis had suppressed everything that you already knew, like the Twilight's tales that your lady read too much (and who promoted love between living people and dead monsters ! The outrage !) and other books that she already talked about you, you found three books.

The first was the Tale of Cay Iseq, a roman of adventure about not very worthy gentleman who got ran over by a cart and died and instead of going to hell or paradise, was reborn as a knight in the Core Province of the Empire that Bifuria was part of. If you were apalled by the fact that this pagan book opposed Eternal Life (but then the locals knew nothing of Christ). Plus Cay Iseq was an accountant, any normal person would instantly recognise him as not being a nobleman, and this tale of common born people loving noble ladies was repugnant to you. But on the other side Christendom wasn't known by the ignorant pagans living in India, and you found some of the tales of Cay Iseq, who was a foreigner too, and from the far East, before his death, quite amusing. You found some closeness to this knave because adapting to foreign lands was hard. Brother Louis must have had a hard time in the holy land, even if there were other Frenchmen with him.

The second book was of poetry and allegory, comparing love to a flower and a versification of the tales of some Stephen who planted a tree the day where he began to court the woman that he loved. This man grows an apple tree just like he grows his love and if it is tumultuous against wind and rain finally it gives good fruit, and some can be used to plant more apple trees. Just like marriage is tumultuous but brings fruits of love and descendents for your lineage. The language pleased you. And it was in general a good tale especially since you had planted an apple orchard, but it perhaps lacked passion and the greatness of some songs of love that you enjoyed. The illuminations were good too, but not the best.
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>>6260159

The third, and last book that pleased you had the best illuminations by far, the characters were a work of art just like some letters. It was an epic tale from what you quickly read, about an order of knights comparable to Templars or Hospitallers, who maintened peace in some country reminiscent of a Venetian Republic. They seemed to meet in Thursdays (Jeudi in good French) and one of them by the name of Marcheciel unraveled a dubious plot from disgraced noblemen and merchants to separate from his realm. It was full of treacheries with the local doge who manipulated the main hero and even a forbidden love with a noble lady, despite the vow of celibacy of his order. It pleased you a lot, but it was tragic, at the end the hero was gravely burned and left to die while his love died in childbirth.You liked it but it was perhaps a bit tragic for a marriage. On the other side the tale of Tristan and Ysolda was tragic too.

Interestingly, if the books were not cheap, in gold, since everyone paid in gold here and India was very wealthy, books were comparatively cheapers compared to food, or any other basic ressources in India. You were no merchant but it was interesting. Perhaps they were copying them in groups like some students did in universtities ? Or they killed many beasts to produce parchment. Who knows ?

So you decided to choose :

>Give me these tales of Cay Iseq.
>I shall take the book of poetry about the apple trees.
>Give me this last book, about these knights that meet on Thursdays.
>I want to see some more books.
>Other (Write in)
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>I want to see some more books.
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>>6260161
>I want to see some more books.
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>>6260161
>Give me this last book, about these knights that meet on Thursdays.
It is a rare thing to find a tale approaching Good Christian Family Values here. The apple tree book would be great. Rose loves both violence and romance, though, and this has both! Ah, if only we could get all these tomes... But what good knight has time to read TWO books? Egads!
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>>6260161
>Give me this last book, about these knights that meet on Thursdays.
Has everything Rose loves as anon said, but one must question how this man was able to coy so many books
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>>6260161
>Give me these tales of Cay Iseq.
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>>6260161

>>Give me this last book, about these knights that meet on Thursdays.
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>>6260163
>>6260246

>>6260374
Of course, those who read books tend to live shorter lives than those who learn the art of the sword.
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>>6260381
Excellent question. Charles shall ask it.

>>6260494
>>6260774

During all this time where you took the liberty of looking in the books, you hesitated, but finally, you decided to tell.

-Give me this last book, about these knights that meet on Thursdays. And... Please, if you have other books about other subjects I shall be interested in them.

-Of course, of course, look, we have some books about laws and customs, other about history. Less fiction... Maps too.

-How do you have the time to copy all of it ?

-Well, I work hard. Even at night.

Brother Louis looked at him.

-How ?

Then he showed you a magical crystal that glowed when you touched it in a special way. You already had seen it in some places and understood. If you could copy not only in the morning you could work harder, of course. Candlelight could be weak, but this light, it was less demanding on the eyes. Plus he probably had apprentices. It could in part explain his amazing collection of books worthy of a great lord or a small monastery. While you were about to pay, and saw that you could have this for only 200 gold coins, that was not so much in this world. You were approached by two guelphs, a man with long silver hair and a woman with blonde hair, they were dressed in robes that were delicate and a bit too ridiculous but they seemed cheerful. They both had some kind of symbol on the middle of their forehead and the male looked effeminate but all guelphs were. The man told.

-Lord Charles de Villeroi, of Local I suppose ?

-Y... yes indeed, and who are you good people ?

-This is Obviouslie, my collegue and i'm Itsatrap, we serve in the palace.

You saluted them politely, understanding that they must be moderately important servants of the Royal Palace and introduced Brother Louis.

-Brother Louis is a member of the Templar Order, we travel together.

-Is he your only escort ?

-No, no, my other men are buying things in the market.

Brother Louis, always curious, asked Itsatrap.

-Itsratrap ? Are you a Persian ? I heard about satraps there...

-I unfortunately do not know what it means sir knight, but I wanted to present my apologies to Lord Charles, you see we were waiting you at the gates of the city. We heard about your arrival... But unfortunately you have changed your emblem, compared to the old coat of arms of Lord Random of Local, and we could not understand that it was you.

You nodded.

-Oh yes, I did a parti, this is my family's coat of arms back in France, while I kept lord Random's Griffin, to honor this Indian side of our bloodline.
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>>6260924

You had suppressed the part of the coat of arms that you had that indicated that you were a third son. You absolutely did not want someone to ask why your big brothers were not inheriting in your lordship. Hey, if God transported you to India and not them there was a reason. But what this sympathetic officer of the queen ignored could not do any prejudice to the realm, plus you had unmasked a traitor and helped the fall of a corrupt chancellor so you probably would be rewarded. Obviouslie and Itsatrap looked at eachother and Itsatrap, who, you supposed, was the higher ranked, told you.

-Oh... I understand. May I suggest you to accompany me to the College of Heraldry so we can correct this mistake in the realm's Roll of Arms before accompanying you to your quarter's at the palace.

-Of course, of course...

You told. Throwing some money to Flammarion and giving the book to Brother Louis, you ordered it.

-Brother Louis, please, try to find all my men, if we are going to the palace.

Itsatrap suggested.

-Yes, Obviouslie could help you and then lead them to the palace. We have readied some accomodations for your party.

-Thank you very much.

You nodded, it was good, you will deal with these administrative, but necessary duties, while your men will await you before the Queen's palace. And very quickly you came. When you wanted to take your horse Itsratrap, who was, as you saw outside, accompanied by two guelph or half-guelph as they said here in armor similar to those of the royal guard told you.

-Oh, your lordship, walking will be simpler in the streets, your horse can be lead to the royal stables.

You nodded, sometimes walking could not be dishonourable, even King Philippe the Fair walked on foot in the parisian markets when he wanted to buy something. It was more practical than going on horse. With still your sword by your side, and two armed men with you, or more exactly an armed man and an armed woman, as per the strange Indian customs where women were allowed to dress like men and carry weapons, besides you you were sure to be safe. And this Itsatrap, he seemed to be a sympathetic fellow. You walked through the busy streets of the quarter, seeing all kinds of people, noblemen, merchants, humble craftsmen and even peasant coming to sell their wares in town. While you walked you decided to talk to Itsatrap in polite conversation.

-I must say that the beauty of this city is legendary, and all this Italian architecture... I never saw the Italian city states myself but I suppose that it is as beautiful as this. Godefroi, the knight that I squired for, and Brother Louis, who is a well travelled man, and even my father fought there and have much to say about this sunny land.
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>>6260926

He seemed to be at a bit of loss, looking at his guardsmen who raised their shoulders.

-I... Suppose so... That this Italy must be beautiful. But I can assure you that it followed the Elvish plans, and old bifurian customs, there is deposits of white stone nearby.

-A beautiful stone helps beautify castles. The excellent stone of Isle de France helped build the palace of the City and render this region marvelous. But yes... Guelphs and Ghibellines... I have heard that there was some difference in their architecture.

The servant, or minor councilor in the palace, seemed to be almost shocked by such words.

-Yes... Elves and Goblins build differently..

-Yes... Brother Louis told me that it is something about the crenelations on fortifications. The Ghibellines build them swallow-tailed I think... It is a strange idea, though I would love to look at it.

He answered coldly.

-There is more differences than crenellations.

-Oh... Really ?

You asked, curious, while seeing that you were turning in a quite dark alley, even if the buildings were made from white stone. Around you you heard the noise of the city. You saw a beggar on the street and if he was chased by one of the guardsmen you had to ask.

-Is it normal that we pass by this sinister side of the town.

He said jokingly.

-It is more goblin like... But it is a shortcut, there is always many chariots on busy streets.

You nodded, continuing to walk through alleys, and saw suspicious cloaked individuals. And other kind of markets were goods of dubious provenance were exchanged. You saw some prostitutes too, not very beautiful in your opinion, Paris was better in this aspect. But you understood that you were in the poor quarter, even if it was strange that members of the royal government would choose to show you this aspect of the city.

>Please good sirs roll an Intrigue roll

(1d100 I shall take the average of the first 3 rolls)
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/Roll 1d100
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6260928

Around Guelphs, watch yourselves
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/roll 1d100
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>>6260957
In the options field, type "dice+xdxxxxx"

Ex, dice+1d100

It is case sensitive, lower case d.
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>>6260961 thanks

dice+1d100
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“dice+1d100”
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6260928
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

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>>6260928
I think these guys know what they are doing
>>6260970
Thank god it wasn’t a crit
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>>6260936
Thank you for your help to our yellow friend, I have, like him, often problem with all these technical machines, he should hire an engineer from Bologna.

>>6260970

Ouch, a critical failure... Since the situation is already dyre, no witty one liner for you...

>>6260971

>>6261192

You thought that perhaps it was truly a shortcut and shrugged. While you were walking in an alley with several cloaked people in it you asked your guide.

-Who is the architect that built the palace ?

-He is Niemeriel, a renowned master.

-I saw it only from afar and it looked majestic.

-Oh, it will looks even better when you are nearby, but unfortunately you will not be able to enjoy this.

You answered him, quite worried

-W... What ?!?

Itsatrap then told you.

-Because you will die now.

You were more than flaggerbasted. Shocked, absolutely unable to concentrate. You tried to tell.

-W... Why ?

And Itsatrap simply smiled and told.

-Because of this.

And after a word in a tongue that you did not knew flames erupted from his hand to hit you. They looked like the flames of Lord Hostil when you fought him in a duel and soon you had to close your eyes and recoil. But as against lord Hostil, God's will protected you against evil and the vile magics of the servants of satan. You did the sign of the cross and unsheathed your sword while the two guards of Itsatrap unsheathed theirs. You remarked that several cloaked men joined them, there were six of them ! An ambush ! You tried to look at exits but there was a wall behind you. You would have to enter a house. Itsatrap continued.

-Invulnerable to magic. Like in the legends... Impressive. But enough. Kill him with swords then.

The legends, of course ! You remembered Praetzel, the beautiful Guelph merchant's daughter who was well travelled and told you, a long time ago, that revealing that magic has no hold on you, as a pious man, could lead you to danger. That the Mage's Guild and some other magical and heretical burghers killed everyone who was immune against their vile tricks. By Saint Denis, this was it ! You thought to take Itsatrap hostage but he hid behind his armed soldiers. You looked at your attackers. Guelph, or half-guelphs, they were quick, two of them were in armor, you had your chainmail but not your helmet. You feared less those that had no armor but one against six, and seeing how they held their swords they knew what they were doing, you understood that your chances were slim.
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>>6261307

You prepared to sell your life dearly. Thinking about Rose and of your home, not Local, but Villeroi back in France, of your Lord father and of your mother and even your sweet little sister. You spared a thought for Oldfossil your councilor who helped you so much and for saint Michel, the archangel leading God's armies. Perhaps you will see him soon if you meet in paradise. You prepared to deflect your assaults, your opponents took their time. Around these dark alleys you could hear the muffled sounds of the city. But a part of you wanted to flee, even templars could refuse a battle of more than three against one, and it was dishonourable to end up gutted in an alley by treachery instead of falling in battle. Yes, perhaps fleeing and avenging yourself later would be the wisest course of action. You looked around you, you had a wall behind you and attackers before you. Those without armor probably would run faster than you in open streets but if you could enter a house, then throw something in a narrow corridor you could handicap them, stop them from gathering speed, or force them into a chokepoint where you could face one at a time. Two such entranced existed. One on your right, where the door to a house was closed, if it was locked you would probably be unable to break through it and would die, and one several meters to your left, near an old provisions chariot full of half rotten apples. It was lightly opened, but a cloaked attacker stood nearby and you would have to deflect his attacks and push him back quickly before running there.

>Fight (combat roll)
>Try to flee through the closed door to the right (combat roll)
>Try to flee through the slightly open door to the left (combat roll)
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6261310
>Try to flee through the closed door to the right (combat roll)
Will this be the end of our Charles?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6261310
>>Try to flee through the slightly open door to the left (combat roll)

The assassin will perhaps not expect us to go on the offensive.

This Guelphish treachery shall not soon be forgotten.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6261310
>Try to flee through the slightly open door to the left (combat roll)
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>>6261310
>Try to flee through the slightly open door to the left (combat roll)
If these men (and woman) are truly agents of the queen, perhaos ee'll be starting our revolutionary arc sooner than expected.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6261391
*perhaps we'll
Droped my roll, too. Mobile posting, it is a horrid thing!
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>>6261311

It was very close, as you see, the left door was the better choice, I put a bonus of +10 on it (you had chainmail you could tank), the right door would have been Combat -10 and staying and fighting Combat -20. And with a 67, a 26 and a 93 you have 62. Exactly 62. While your combat capability is 52, so with the +10 it passes.

>>6261315
Always beware of Guelphs and Ghibellines.

>>6261369

>>6261391
A revolution ? You mean a restablishment of the right and proper customs of our just and fair feudal society, the customs willed by God himself and your frankish ancestors (I never believed in all these new laws apparently founded in the Codex Iustinianus by the king's legists, they always diminish the landowner's rightful privileges).

>>6261440


By the way for your stats :
Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 845 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 52%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 96
Mudcore : 63

With 63 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic and supernatural abilities will not work, women will lose 4 pounds of strength and the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud so your mudcore field will be weaker than in the other options could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander
-Foreign Etiquette
->Basic Literacy

Traits :
Leader
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You decided to flee through the left door, the one slightly open, because being killed while trying to reach it was less humiliating than dying before a closed door. So you ran, you ran with a great deal of fanaticism, and hit with a great slashing movement to make the man before you recoil, but he was quicker, with the remarkable agility of a guelph, as you saw your brave guardsman Gardasil do before his tragic demise, and the ability in the blade of a professional sellsword, the man pivoted and was out of your reach. You had no time to lose you rushed at the door and tried to open it with your shoulder but before you could do this you felt pain in your left shoulder, the bastard hit you with his weapon from the back, a slashing blow. Not very useful on your chainmail but his weapon slided through the length of your arm and cut a part of the flesh on the top of your hand. You were bleeding. Damn it, you thought about your death, Italian murderers always had poison on their blade, it was an effeminate weapon for cowardly people but it could kill you anyway. Still, no time to think, you pushed the door open and almost stumbled inside, and turned back just in time to parry a thrust that would have opened your exposed head.

You were in a kind of peasant's dwelling and when a first not armoured man tried to follow you, encouraged by Itsatrap who was screaming to kill you you almost killed him, without his agility in a narrow corridor, and without the help in numbers you thought that you could hold them back there. It was at this moment that Itsatrap cried.

-The windows ! The windows on the first floor ! Get him through it.

You heard one of them jump and you cursed the agility of the pointy eared bastards and the far too big windows in Bifurian architecture that were helping murderers. One new crime of allowing the commoners to have enough money to live in houses with large windows. You decided to do a fighting retreat and when you saw the inhabitant of this house, a small cagot who was asking "What is it" you caught him by the hair and even with your wounded arm, managed to throw him, protesting, on your pursuer. You then ran, breaking the large window that led to a small courtyard. You probably had a light cut on your cheek from broken glass but you had no time to think, you began to run towards another open door, pushing aside a fat woman rather unchivalrically. You managed to mutter a "sorry" in time still, French gallantry was not completely forgotten. You had time to see another man jumping through the window of the first floor and shrugging the fall. You ran through another house, putting a table down, just in case and making some children scream when they saw you enter, sword in hand, while you ran through their home.
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>>6261668

Finally you managed to go outside, in a rather busy street, you saw the armor of some guardsmen to the left. You began to run towards them, even if they were quite shocked to see you like this, wounded multiple times, pushing peasants aside. You still had time to tell them.

-Good men, I have been attacked ! Murderers, they are...

At this moment you saw the two persons in royal guard's armor who guarded Itsatrap come with him in the street, the woman screamed.

-He is a murderer, stop him !

A simple look at the eyes of the guelph guard made it clear that he was more inclined to believe his uniformed colleague than a frankish nobleman. Perhaps because you were wounded, had a sword in hand, and a mad expression. But whatever, you decided to push the guard on the chest. He almost fell on his comrade and you continued to run. Only after this you thought that you could surrender to them, but now it was too late, they seemed to want blood especially when you heard on the street a man telling.

-A wanted murderer ? Is there a price on his head ? Get him Kitkat..

You had only the time to run several meters more before you saw a blurr of movement, a cat man with a baton was jumping at you.

You pivoted and disembowelled him, it was clean, but you had just commited murder on the street, even if it was against an armed vagrant, at least the people ran away from you, so you could run, but the problem was that guelphs ran faster than you so you kicked a merchant's small cart full of fruit behind you, making the man behind it scream, and took a small passage between two houses. Here even if you had a bloody sword nobody saw you and people screamed about wares so you managed to sneak through the crowd. You saw your murderers pursuing you, not trying to scream, they did not want you arrested but dead. Still, you needed to take another street, you walked under a bridge and ran in another street, less busy, you saw that nobody was watching you. And you decided to run into a building, the first that you saw, a tavern. It was always full of people, you could hide, and even if not, you could ask someone to hide you, you had gold on you.

When you entered this establishment, who seemed to be quite clean and luxurious, you saw that there was only one patron, almost sleeping on a table before two empty carafes of wine. His long blonde hair and pointy ears showed him as a guelph. The owner behind the counter was a guelph too with braided chestnut hair. Seeing you with a bloody sword he raised his hands and told.

-Y.. I have nothing... p...please...

-People are trying to murder me, damn it ! I have gold. I need to hide !

Seeing your honesty he nodded.

-Of... of course sir knight... Y... your hand is bleeding...

-Yes of course... Do you have something...

-I shall... I shall ask my wife... Take it in the meantime...

He told, trying to give you a napron as an improvised bandage. He told you.

-You could perhaps go up the stairs in one of the rooms.
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>>6261669

You nodded.

-Good... Good...

And began to tie it while you mounted, but right when you were on the first step you saw the door being kicked. One of the cloaked men, a half guelph now that you had the time to see it, kicked the door open and screamed.

-He is here !

You tried to get to the stairs but he attacked you, you parried and had to recoil an instant a fake guardsman, in armor, was coming, and a cloaked murderer, who revealed to be a woman too. Damn it ! They were all there, they begin to pour in, you managed to parry the attacks of two of them but without any occasion to riposte. They were in half a circle, blocking all retreat from this room. The owner of the tavern was hiding, while Itsatrap, who looked furious of having to run, told you.

-Now now now, lord de Villeroi. You put up a brave resistance, but it ends here.

You told him, looking around you and seeing no way to escape.

-Damned pagans ! Passavant li meillor ! May the bravest of you come first !

You looked at those around you, their faces were steely, they clearly knew what they were doing, and you were now probably living the last moments of your life, you tried to concentrate, praying to take at least one or two of them to hell while the angels of the Lord would accompany you when you heard a thick voice with the typical hesitation of a drunk man.

-By all the heavens... What is happening here ? Why have you... Hic... Drawn steel ?

Itsatrap turned around and just as him you saw the drunkard rise, he was well dressed, as a nobleman, and wore a sword at his side. Definitely a nobleman. You thought about using this distraction to flee but unfortunately you remarked that most of the killers remained focused on you. They were well drilled. Itsatrap answered.

-This man is dangerous your highness, let us deal with him.

-Nonsense ! Hic ! You twelve... Against these two... Hic... Ah, no, six against one... I see too much... Plus you...

He walked towards you, some tried to push him but Itsatrap made a sign to stop. The guelph nobleman, with a red nose because of his drinking but quite sharp features, told you.

-I do not know who you are, good sir, but when a lone man stands against many honor calls to help him !

Your eyes opened and your head bowed in gratitude and admiration, what magnificence, what panache ! This man acted like a frenchman ! Glory to him... Still, unfortunately, if he unsheathed his blade, he remained a drunkard and you will probably die with him. You told him.

-Monseigneur, I do not know who you are but I admire your sense of Chivalry, I would not want still to have you end your life with mine in an unequal fight. Simply tell my lady, Rose Takable, that I love her and died fighting with her name on my lips.

The man seemed taken aback, and drew his sword, pointing it, a bit clumsily, at the devious rogues, who seemed to hesitate about what to do.

-Unequal ? Hah ! Unequal for them if I am here ! Draw steel you blackguards...
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>>6261670

Then Itsatrap sighed and spoke latin, or something like this, and you saw some golden light go out of his hand, a light countaining small particles as if they were strands of golden sand. He explained his thugs.

-Better not to murder third parties.

But when struck by this, the drunk Guelph remained stoic, he then looked scandalized with his eyes open and big like some eggs on a plate.

-You... Hic... You devious knave ! Pulling spells in a swordfight ! Die already !

And like that he charged. The room erupted into chaos. You decided to attack one of the cloaked men, exchanging passes, he tried to close the distance and use your wounded free hand against you, attacking with a dagger on his other hand but you feinted on the left, making him push to the right, near the wall and attacking. He parried at the last moment but you headbutted him, probably broke his nose and then hit again in a great slashing motion that cut him in the shoulder, and until his heart. You turned around, waiting to parry another blow but what you saw astonished you. The drunk nobleman was not letting anyone near you. More impressive, he was killing them.
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>>6261672

Itsatrap and the cloaked woman were already lying dead on the ground, one without his head, the other with a pierced chest. The rest were circling him, two fully armored and one lightly equiped. They were not bad but this one. Even if he seemed a bit drunk, he moved in a way that you never had seen before. You were not a bad knight, you would say that you were above average, but you had the humility to tell that you were not one of the greatest warriors of the realm. You saw many of them in battle or tournament, but even them, even great masters of the sword that you saw, one of them travelling from the Holy German Empire, were like children before this one. There was not a wasted move, not something that he anticipated, he moved fast, with purporse and in a deadly way. This drunkard in a green doublet was fighting with a mastery that left you speechless. It was almost like seeing Roland at Ronceveaux, or perhaps sir Lancelot. He attacked and feinted towards the armored woman, when she tried to dodge you almost fought that he left an opening for the cloaked man but it was a trap, the golden pommeled sword of this guelph gentleman cut off his hand, then his throat in a second stroke, he moved at the same moment to dodge by a very small interval, the attack of the last armoured murderer. He let him then overextend with a thrust and with a simple flick of his sword redirected it while his own sword struck into the murderer's barbute's visor. Going for the visor, for the head of an armoured person, even in a barbute, was very hard but he did this as if he practised the gesture. Just at this moment he saw the feint of his last living opponent and dodged under it, striking under her armpit right where her metal armor would not protect, he pierced her heart quickly and in a very short moment the last three attackers were dead.
You were always a great enjoyer of martial prowess, since you were a kid you watched tournament and since you were a squire and saw real battles you loved war because of that, you trained every day and you enjoyed as much the thrill of the action as to see it from the side and try to understand how each duellist fought. But this, this left you speechless, it was something that you never saw. A marvel of India beyond your imagination. So when the man stumbled towards a chair sat and told you.

-Count Servmiabarel of Mytab, I would have preferred to meet... hic... under better circumstances...

And then he added, screaming at the innkeeper.

-And pour me more wine damn it ! I am dying of thirst !

Your only answer could be.

>Uh !
>Duh ?
>W.. What ?
>How ?
>Blink your eyes and look at the scene again
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>>6261673
>>Blink your eyes and look at the scene again

It appears the guelphs should have watched themselves
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>>6261673
>Sit down for a drink, talk.

Truly, my critical failure was a blessing in disguise! For had I not rolled the devil's dice, we would not have met this noble warrior.
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>>6261666
Oh damn, we really gotta get more bonuses for ourselves
>>6261727
Support
To think we would meet a paragon of virtue in this world, amazing! More importantly such blatant intrigue in the open has made it clear that the pagan Guelphs must be destroyed and a rightful catholic placed on the throne
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>>6261673
>>Sit down for a drink, talk.
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>>6261673
>Say to a prayer of thanks, to the Lord, for sending us this great and virtuous man in our time of need.
>The sit down and talk, over wine.
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>>6261706
Thank you good sir, I have not made "write in" and you were the only one to choose. I did it for fun, and because it represented Charle's surprise.

>>6261727
God works in mysterious ways.

>>6261775
Yes generally good choices give bonuses. Then the stats slowly go up with experience. And about paganism, it is always good to fight against it, like Charlemagne when he burned the Irminsul, and like those who fought the moors and saracens during the crusades, everybody knows that these knaves pray to pagan idols.

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>>6262037

You blinked your eyes and looked at the scene, silent, the bodies, the man who was asking for more wine, it felt surreal. You had seen battles and skirmishes but this. Was this... What your men called... About surreal "adventurer abilities" these peasant's tales ? Or was it like witnessing Roland. You were snapped from your thoughts when you heard.

-Would you share a flacon... Hic.. with me good sir. It is elven vintage from Dontaskthepris.

-Hum... Yes your excellency... I am Lord Charles.. Charles de Villeroi, lord of Local.

The Guelph nodded and while he gestured to the owner of the place to evacuate the dead bodies he began to pour you and himself two cups and soon they clinked together. You downed the fine vintage, it was excellent you had to admit. But still, finding a count, someone on the level of Count Careless, alone in a tavern, apparently drinking until sleep. It was strange. You decided to first thank him.

-Thank you, your excellency, for your help. I fear that I would not have been able to kill these alone. I do not know why but they seem to have been hired to murder me by some rascal, and two were dressed like guards.

He shook his head with too much enthusiasm because of the alcohol.

-Treachery, plots... And do not thank me, I acted as any knight would.

-Not all of them with such success your excellency.

He then laughed, a generous laugh before telling.

-Aye. But not everyone has been on the path... Hic... On the path of the blademaster for several millennia. Well, at least, before...

You were impressed, several millennia ? This man practised the blade, where he was gifted for, for several millennia. It explained why even being drunk he was able to slaughter these knaves as easily as children. You dared to ask him.

-Millenia ? You... I am sorry, it is hard with Guelphs but how many times are you...

-I still train.. But since my birth... Hic... I had to be a blademaster like my father before me and his father. It is... Hic... The tradition of our house, the house of Macilii that we all master the blade. We are... hic... an old High Elven house, old as this world. And for the 4879 years of my life I have been practising. Aye. No magic trics, no strange adventurer abilities to enter in transe and help the world. Sheer dedication to mastering a craft. Well, at least it was before...

He showed his wine flagoon. And began to tell.

-Woe, hic... Woe unto me, and all those fated to decline, as the fallen stars fall and hide behind the world. Ô rage, ô infinite pit of darkness..
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>>6262052

He pronounced it with such lyrical passion that you did not even remark that he was then talking in his own language and lamenting. Letting you some time to digest the information. So this Count Servmiabarel was swinging a sword since... Since far before Charlemagne, far before Christ... Since the time of Moses and Pharaoh perhaps ? The time of Achilles and others. You had trouble imagining what you would do if you could practise your craft for so long. And survive. He must have known more wars than you could imagine. But now, seeing him lamenting and drinking, and asking for more wine... You wondered why he was drinking. Probably some loss. You heard that Guelphs were more sensitive than most people, according to them. You still raised your cup.

-To our most fortunate encounter.

-Indeed... Hehehe.. indeed my lord.

He said, then he asked.

-And you ? You lack technique of course.. and are young and impetuous, but you fought bravely.

-Oh, I had armor and the other not.

-Yes, yes, but he was an elf... Humans are clumsy generally, even if they can use their brute strength to their advantages. Where are you from... Hic... You have a... Hic... Very funny accent !

You opened your mouth in shock and answered.

-I think that my accent is perfect your excellency, it is your french that is strange.

-My... What is strange ?!? Bwahahahaha !

He laughed and you laughed, him not understanding why, because of the wine and his drunkeness, and you simply because you were of good company. You then explained.

-I come from a land far away, the kingdom of France. Perhaps you have travelled there. It is far in the west.

You vaguely pointed the direction.

-Never heard of it. I suppose it is far beyond the borders of the Empire.

-It is beyond the holy lands, if we look from here.

-Oh, hic... Very... Impressive... And... What brought you in Bifuria ?

You poured yourself, and for him too, another cup.

-Inheritance, I inherited the Local Lordship from a distant relation.

He seemed interested, showing his agreement, and explaining.

-Oh... Indeed... Lands and privileges, how to bring humans somewhere hahaha !

You asked him then.

-From landowner to landowner, your excellency, what do any person desire more ?

He then laughed, just like you, and answered you.

-That it humanity resumed, you my lord, Hic, of good bearing and gallantry, almost an elf, but your mind is like the one of humanity itself hah. Look, seventy years ago, the Queen gave me acres of land, a county, from a poor sod who was beheaded with his family for treachery. So I do not go bankrupt by drinking myself to death..

He then quickly ordered a new flagon of wine, this time a sugary white wine.

-Fifteen thousand peasants, and a bunch of vassals to manage, I leave it to my... Hic... councilors, as long as taxes come...
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>>6262053

You were astonished by the admission from this man that he was a drunken wastrel, well, the fact that he was drunk was an evidence but you did not think that it was perpetual. You answered.

-I cannot believe that this is the only reason...

-Oh, I have ancestral lands, but my grandfather rules them, far to the south, since he succeeded my great grandfather, it was before you, some seven thousand years ago. Now I have everything, a mansion in the capital, a castle... Hic... But all of this, all of this feels empty, your lordship... All of this... When you can not anymore find your love there...

You believe that you saw him crying a single tear and you began to understand when he continued.

-In such times, marble walls loose their splendor, verdant fields become dull and you have only the fair curls of your beloved in your mind. All the songs of the birds in the wilderness sound empty without her singing voice to guide them. And the world itself falls to darkness.

He ended it by emptying his cup, and you could tell that he was not in a great state but he seemed to have a tolerance to alcohol built with an experience probably far longer than your life. But you understood him, love, courtly love, could do this to an honest man. Losing your loved one, in your long life, probably could break the heart of a stern warrior. You saw such things in France, Indians, on this part were no different. Such was human nature, despite this man's will to deny it. You answered sympathetically, and poured you both new cups since you had finished yours and you began to be quite happy with this excellent vintage.

-I... Am sorry for your loss, your excellency... Seeing a loved one leaving this world can be harsh. But she will await you in Paradise, near God... And you will spend eternal life together.

He looked at you, as if taken from his drunken stupor.

-God ?!? What God ! She did not leave me for a God ! She left my home ! My wife ! And she left with the kids !

He put his hand on his face and drank more, as if to forget such infamy. And here, to be sincere, you had trouble understanding him. What ? His wife just... Left him ? Has she annuled their marriage ? Before the pope ? No, they were pagans... And he told about simply leaving. As strange at is seemed. So you gave some good advice, it was the minimum that you could do for someone who saved your life.

-You... Did not send riders after them to catch her and bring her back ?

He looked at you, apparently at loss before such a demonstration of common sense.

-We.. We can do that ?

You nodded, and he shook his head.

-No... She would be sad.. And perhaps take it poorly... And it was... Two centuries ago...

-HOW MUCH ?!?
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>>6262056

You regretted telling it a bit too loud but the wine had it's effects. You lost the count of cups emptied. But if he was emptying flagons of wine every day it was terrible. Perhaps you would end up like this if you lost Rose... But still, how could his wife just walk like that.. There has to be a reason. You did not know if it would be rude to ask, or change the subject of the conversation.

-Two centuries... Yes... Several decades after I stopped being the master at arms at the Bifurian court.

You decided that you needed more wine to think about it and asked the innkeeper for a new flagon. You then continued your conversation with the topic.

>I am sorry to ask but, your wife... Two hundred years, it seems so surreal, how could she leave you ?
>Master at arms ? You were the master at arms of this kingdom ? Training the king's men and all this ?
>I did not think that I would be helped by a man of such prestige. Do you still have your entries at court your excellency ?
>Have you waged war your excellency ? I have found that many of the local knights do not even know about wars, while I imagine that you see more wars that I have seen years in my life.
>I am sorry to ask you about such mundane matters, but, would you know something about these knaves who tried to murder me. They presented themselves as officers of the realm, and they took the pretext of bringing me to the college of heralrdy to isolate me from my men and murder me.
>You told that you were a knight ? Knighthood seems to be forgotten in these lands.
>You served as master at arms.. You must be close to the royal army, do you know Endoftutoriel of Dobii, he has been recently made Baron of Someplace. He was captain in the royal guard before this I think.
>The vintages here are excellent, I shall remember this tavern.
>You told about not being a master at arms, but... Do you still train every day ?
>Other (write in)

Choose maximum 3 please, some can give bonuses to the intrigue roll.

Roll an intrigue roll too please

PS : I do not have any representation, dear bannermen, of Count Servmiabarel because finding an image of a drunk Guelph is harder than to put a camel through the eye of a needle.
I hesitate to use Ai slop to make it.
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>>6262056
>-God ?!? What God ! She did not leave me for a God ! She left my home ! My wife ! And she left with the kids !
In orbit

>>6262058
>I am sorry to ask but, your wife... Two hundred years, it seems so surreal, how could she leave you ?
>I am sorry to ask you about such mundane matters, but, would you know something about these knaves who tried to murder me. They presented themselves as officers of the realm, and they took the pretext of bringing me to the college of heralrdy to isolate me from my men and murder me.
>You told that you were a knight ? Knighthood seems to be forgotten in these lands.
It seems that if we play our cards right, we may be able to go on a quest to bring his wife and kids back to him
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>>6262120
Supporting
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6262058
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6262058
A wise refrain, my lord. For the work of AI is the devil's work.

>I am sorry to ask but, your wife... Two hundred years, it seems so surreal, how could she leave you ?
>You told that you were a knight ? Knighthood seems to be forgotten in these lands.
>I am sorry to ask you about such mundane matters, but, would you know something about these knaves who tried to murder me. They presented themselves as officers of the realm, and they took the pretext of bringing me to the college of heralrdy to isolate me from my men and murder me.
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>>6262367
I am cursed! Where is this luck in other quests!? RNGesus, why?!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6262058
>I am sorry to ask but, your wife... Two hundred years, it seems so surreal, how could she leave you ?
>I am sorry to ask you about such mundane matters, but, would you know something about these knaves who tried to murder me. They presented themselves as officers of the realm, and they took the pretext of bringing me to the college of heralrdy to isolate me from my men and murder me.
>I did not think that I would be helped by a man of such prestige. Do you still have your entries at court your excellency ?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6262120
+1
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>>6262120
That is indeed a good and noble goal. If the poor man did not have the wisdom to send riders after her when she left.

>>6262367
>>6262369
I would have believed you good Sir, about AI, but apparently the dice does not believe you. Is it God's will ? Or have you been bewitched because of a lack of prayers ? A new critical failure... And the roll of messire 6262567 being a 93... It is hard. God has not intended to make Charles a diplomat.

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>>6262744

You took the decision to take the bull by it's horns as we say and begin with the most sensitive question.

-I am sorry to ask but, your wife... Two hundred years, it seems so surreal, how could she leave you ?

You told him but you sensed that something flicked in his mind perhaps something in his eyes, that passed from woe to suspicion.

-You... You came here to mock me !

-I ? No I never even saw you before your fortunate...

-Lies ! This is all a mummer's farce ! Once more we know who is behind this ! Bestanas ! You work for him ?

-I do not even know who this man is your excellency ! I am not lying !

-Or perhaps ! You simply wanted to mock an old elf ! Damn you !

He said while rising with difficulty, and you were so flaggerbasted by the fact that this sympathetic man began to be so aggressive that you could not stop him when he threw coins at a counter and still cursed his woe. In another language this time, probably the one of the guelphs. And then he tossed a few coins on the counter and left. You tried to tell.

-Your excellency, you have drunk quite a bit, perhaps going back to..

-Out of my way you serpent in a sheep's skin !

And he left as such, not walking straight. You felt bad and looked at the innkeeper, and at his pretty silver haired wife. The two Guelphs saw the distress on your face and the innkeeper told you.

-Heh... He.. may be difficult, his family, can be a touchy subject, and his fall from grace too.

You told them.

-I assure you I do not know anything about all of this, I am not native of this land. And..

The innkeeper's wife fixed her beautiful green eyes at you and answered.

-Do not worry your lordship, you did nothing wrong. Let me see your wound please. You bandaged it but if it is not disinfected I shall clean it, and if it is poisoned we will need to call healers.

You thanked her greatly.

-Thank you very much. Yes..

-You have a cut on your face too.

The inkeeper stayed close too. And told you simply.

-These events are two hundred years old old. I have seen them you know... About the noble Servmiabarel. He is a good man, do not judge him harshly.

His wife nodded, supporting this. You then told.

-I do not doubt it, he acted with chivalry, but understand me, I feel bad when a knight who just saved my life calls me a liar after this. I...

The innkeeper nodded, and, serving you a bit of wine, explained.

-His history is a sad one, he tells it sometimes, and I lived the very last part, but for one and half thousand years he was the master at arms of the King of Bifuria. Even if his family is not from there. You see, I am a wood elf but the light elves like him, they were living in great cities and integrated in society far earlier than us. So having such a blade master, able to best two hundred men, as instructor for the kingsguard, and the royal family, was a question of prestige. Of course as any light elf Servmiabarel is arrogant, but he did many noble deeds too and was well liked.
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>>6262746

You then asked.

-And his wife ?

-His wife ? Dilenna, she is a powerful mage. He has two kids, adults and older than me, with her, they knew eachother since childhood. She does important magical research at the Norin Surveillance Array. She always supported him, a woman as beautiful and charming as a flowered garden.

When his wife looked at him and raised an eyebrow the innkeeper answered quickly.

-Of course less beautiful and charming than you my love.

She smiled and her pointy ears got up again, she continued to clean your wounds with wine, explaining that it may sting a little bit. It was not a big deal. But then you understood, marrying a witch would not lead to happiness. No wonder that she left him and their tale was tragic. Still, you wanted to ask.

-And what happened ?

-Bestanas happened. A blademaster from another clan. High elf too, with a rivalry with the one of Servmiabarel, younger than him, but deadlier. He defied him for the post of master at arms, before king Changent III...

You told.

-I suppose that this new man won.

-Yes indeed, how they were duels for the post each year, but it was the first time in one and half thousand years that Servmiabarel lost. It was a sensation at court. And you know high elves, they take the loss poorly, but some can be poor winners too. Bestanas mocked him. Servmiabarel woved revenge. He trained hard. We were all cheering for him.

His wife chuckled.

-It was twenty years before my birth, you were cheering.

-Yes, but the people I mean, he had done plenty of good deeds before, behaved as a knight, fought barbarians and orcs. So we hoped he would win but.. heh.. he lost again... I had bet good coins on him but still. He lost the third time too. And was badly wounded. It was the time when he began to drink. Too much, he became slower, thought he had no chance. His wife helped a first time, three years later he recovered, fought, it was close to a standstill but he lost again. Bestanas then paid people to paint rumours about him, undermine him. And bolstered his reputation by doing some heroic deeds of his own. While Servmiabarel's wife helped him it was hard for her and for the kids, wounds, alcohol, and the image of shattered invincibility. By his fourth loss and with the rest several people began to take the old blademaster as a joke. It was hard for him. He managed to win again, with the help of his wife, his own war against the flagon.. and he took a pilgrimage back on the light elf original lands, to perfect his techniques with some of the eldest masters who had become high elves and were wise. It was only after twenty years and while many humans had forgotten him that he came back in Bifuria.

The only word on your lips was.

-And ?
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>>6262748

The innkeeper seemed sorry to tell it, his expression pained, but he explained.

-And he lost again, it was worse than the fourth time. His opponent has progressed too and won. He understood that Bestanas was simply better, more talented. It is not easy for an old warrior, amongst humans, to understand that age undermines you. But for us elves, who are not aging, it is... Harsh. Very harsh to understand that someone else is simply better. Servmiabarel took to the bottle anew, becoming more irritable. His wife who already saved him from it twice, decided to leave. I cannot blame her... His kids followed her. He drowned in regrets.

You wondered.

-Didn't he gather the courage to try again, be the champion of a duke, or perhaps find contentment in war ?

It was the innkeeper's wife, who had finished cleaning the wound on your hand and cleaned the one on your brow that answered you.

-It is hard to work for a duke instead of for a king. Pride cannot allow it. And he was seen as a joke by the time I was an adult.

The innkeeper added.

-Yes, and Bestanas, as I said, was a sore winner. Loved to torment him. Sometimes he would hire false bandits to attack a young woman on Servmiabarel's way, the blademaster will kill them all and then it would turn out that he saved a whore from paid actors and he would be a laughing stock at court. During the last war against the barbarians he arranged for Servmiabarel to command the supply train, have a very dishonourable post. He even paid mummers to write a comedy to mock his rival. Everything to keep him from defying him.

You frowned at this.

-These are not the actions of an honourable man. Especially since he could win honestly.

-Indeed my lord, but he does not want to take chances. And his nature is cruel. Even if he drapes himself in the virtue of a hero. He teaches the blade to the sons of the royal family, at the palace.

You felt bad and asked.

-Still, I would not want to part on bad terms with a man who saved my life.

-He has an estate in the garden district. Ask for the estate of the Count of Mytab, someone will show you my lord.

-Thank you...

You drank a bit of wine, thanked the innkeeper's wife who reassured you about the lack of poison on your wounds but then you hit the table with your hand.

You proclaimed loudly.

-By Saint Denis, my men ! Brother Louis was with one of the accomplices of this scum. I must return to the market district.

You were a bit drunk and saw not very far away and the innkeeper suggested you to call the guard instead. About this attempted murder. Perhaps other assassins lurked in the shadows.

>Call the city guards to find your men
>Try to find your men in the market district
>Try to find your men near the palace
>Other (write in)
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>>6262744
Wish we had this luck in other quests but alas
>>6262749
>Try to find your men in the market district
If these are queens men then the city guard will not be very helpful for us.
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>>6262749
>>Try to find your men in the market district
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>>6262749
>>Try to find your men in the market district
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>>6262749
>Try to find your men in the market district
They will wait where we bid them wait, of course.
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>>6262938
Your suggestion is wise. We never know. As for luck, pray God to have some.

>>6263111
>>6263509

>>6263829
Of course, of course, if they are not trying to search for you, much time must have passed with you drinking.

After reflecting a bit you you walked, a bit drunk, to the market district, trying to find your men. You needed to get there quickly before the night and you had to cross it many times, losing yourself in the streets, before finding your horse and one of your men who was guarding it. It was Dummy. Seeing you, he absolutely rejoiced.

-My Lord ! I have been sent near the fountain with your horse... Because the rest of the men are searching for you, it has been hours... Our guide has... You are wounded my lord !

-Of course I am wounded ! These vermin tried to murder me ! We have to find all our men... Where are they ?

-Brother Louis is near the palace. Bohémond is searching for you, he even called the city guard.

-By all the saints ! Where is Ancel ?

-He is with Bohémond, searching... But I am sorry my lord... That you would be attacked and some thugs would have taken your purse.

-My purse ? It is where...

You put your hand there and remembered bumping on a man when walking drunk through the district. Impossible to find him with the crowd.

-Damnation ! Rhaaargh... Let us find Brother Louis first, then we will find this culprit.

You mounted on your horse, to avoid thieves and see above the crowd and asked Dummy.

-And tell me, my good lad... The woman with you... Obviouslie... This Guelph woman, where is she ?

She must have been in league with Itsatrap. She had helped gather your men while her colleague was trying to murder you. She sent them far away from your person. If she was still with the rest of your men, reassuring them during all these hours while knowing that you were a corpse, you could catch her and interrogate her.

-She disappeared into the palace my lord. To seek some guard's help.

The palace ! So it was people from the palace that tried to murder you ! Guelphs ! Mages ! Pagans ! Jews ! Lombards ! Flemish burghers ! You did not knew who it was but you knew that something was rotten in this realm and the fact that they tried to kill you was terrifying. If you were attacked by true royal troops then the queen wanted you dead and going to the palace might not be an excellent idea.

Before you could think about it, you heard a voice in the crowd and recognised the kettle helm of one of your men, Fed, in the middle of two royal guardsmen, guelphs in fancy armor. He was screaming.

-My lord ! My lord !

You made Dummy sign to approach and soon your recognized Fed. He bowed and told.

-My Lord, you are alive ! Thank the gods... We were worried, not seeing you coming.

One of the guelphs asked.

-You seem to be wounded... What is it ?
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>>6264639

Here, this was a strange moment, you were not sure if telling the truth was worth it. That some man claiming to work at the palace and disguised royal guardsmen, just like these two, tried to kill you. You could lie too. But if you lied to the guardsmen and they reported your lies to their superiors you will lose credibility at court. Ah, it was these intrigue choices that a nobleman from the countryside like you should not have to make. Damn the Guelphs and all those who live beyond the Alps !

>Tell the truth about the attack
>Lie and try to spin a story (intrigue roll, written ideas suggested)
>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
>Other (write in)

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PS : By the way sorry for the short update, last exam to be admitted to write a thesis is in two days, I have been a bit busy, normally I shall write far more after the 26th.
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>>6264640
>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
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>>6264640
>>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
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>>6264640
>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
It could be a shady councilor and jot the queen herself. Let us see...
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>>6264640
>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
Hopefully we can report to a human and not a gu*lph,
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>>6264640
>>"I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance."
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>>6264773
Sadly, India has few if any Frenchmen. An Italian may have to suffice. At least dome of those whom we have met have been honorable folk.
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>>6264691

>>6264709
We can never know for sure, there is so much ennemies in the shadows.

>>6264773
A human ? Are guelphs not human ? They have funny ears yes, but jews have funny noses and Engl*shmen have funny teeth, and they are human too, even if the later are only barely human. You ever saw ethiopians, all black of skin with only very white teeth, born this way because in their land the sun never shines. Let us not talk about saracens, or un-hoofed mongols. No, they are all human, after all they have a soul.

>>6265158

You took the decision to tell the man before you, in your most authoritative voice.

-I need to talk to your superior about this. It is of utmost importance.

The soldier looked a bit dumbfounded but he nodded and quickly told.

-Captain Thalamor is at our barracks near the palace... But we searched for you..

You told him.

-Lead me to this captain. Let one of your men remain with Fed to call find the rest of my men and bring them here.

The Guelph nodded and you were soon ready and began to travel towards the barracks. It was already late afternoon when you entered the white stone building who looked frail and elegant but had fortified crenellations on top. Inside, in a place decorated with white wood who smelled far better than any guardpost that you visited in your long life (you were already 27 years old !) you saw a tired Guelph who was barking orders at two of his men to throw someone in the cells, probably a petty thief. The guelph soldiers began to explain while presenting you.

-Captain Thalamor, it is Charles de Villeroi, Lord of Local. The lord who we were searching...

This captain looked at you with his silver eyes. He had dark hair and a martial face and the pointy ears typical of the guelphs who were protruding from his specially crafted helmet. Seeing you wounded he told.

-My Lord, I suppose that you were attacked.

He was straight to the point, good, you nodded lightly to salute him and decided to.

>Tell only the truth.
>Omit the fact that you were brought here by people disguised as guards who attacked you.
>Omit the fact that people disguised as councillors attacked you.
>Omit the fact that you killed a cat man who tried to stop you in your flight from the false guards.
>Ask him if he saw someone called Obviouslie.
>Other (write in)
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>>6265171

Very well said good sir, very well said. There are some few good knights beyond the Alps, after all Charlemagne, has he not married a Lombard princess too ?

PS : I finally finished my exams, I shall be able to update more and post longer updates from now on.
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>>6265706
>>Ask him if he saw someone called Obviouslie.
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>>6265706
Let us begin by determining if the man we wpooe to was even one of the queen's own.

>Ask him if he saw someone called Obviouslie.
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>>6265706
>>Ask him if he saw someone called Obviouslie.
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>>6265782
Of course, it is our priority.

>>6265871

You decided to be prudent, you did not trust the Captain and remembered how each time the French came to Italy they were betrayed. Your tentative of murder, by Guelphs, reminded you of your youth, 1282... It was 17 years ago, you were a child still, and the actions that were done this year were the cause of your first military campaign in the name of God, the Aragon Crusade. Effectively, in 1282, Guelphs ruled southern Italy, they supported the pope against the pro imperial Ghibellines, and their leader was Charles d'Anjou, King of Sicily, the one who fought against the young Conradin, whose reincarnated spirit you saw in this strange little german, Schamann he was called, heh, you remembered his escape from your castle, and wondered where he was since he was not found. Perhaps he found other small green germans, or even germans of an average size and not decoloured from an overconsumption of vegetables. Whatever, let us remain in 1282, Sicily had been prosperous because of Angevin rule, and Charles d'Anjou worked hard to bring civilisation, it means high taxes and french noblemen, in place. He even displaced the capital to the beautiful city of Naples instead of Palermo, the ancient capital of this wretched island. And what happened, supported by local noblemen and merchants, jealous of the French, and ghibelline partisans, with Aragonese gold (these wretched Aragonese already controlled several islands on the Mediterranean and their king was married to Constance of Sicily, daughter of the previous king of Sicily, Manfred, an Imperial, and a member of the Hohenstaufen dynasty, they plotted a revolt. Following a signal (after, according to rumors, a french soldier touched the corset of a local noblewoman to see if she was hiding weapons, because they were forbidden in Palermo) groups of agitators began to attack the French troops, just when they were a small garrison because the main fleet left to fight the Saracens in Northern Africa, following the will of the Pope. They killed everyone, the few soldiers in Palermo but the wives and children of the French too, and their Amalfitan allies who were so good for counting money and doing these mundane tasks that Italian merchants do so well. It was a bloodbath, more than 2000 people murdered in a day. And soon after Aragonese armies were pouring in the island. Of course the Spaniards could not expect to beat the Frenchmen on land so they were stopped in Southern Italy and Naples remained under Angevin control but the island of Sicily was lost. All because of the local's treachery.
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>>6266486

Even the pope was shocked, and seeing the Hohenstaufen taking back lands in Southern Italy, excommunicated king Peter III of Aragon, who organised it all, and gave his throne to the brave Charles de Valois, at this time second son of King Philippe III the Brave of France. It was how, 2 years later, in 1284, you crossed the Pyrenées with the Royal Host, following Godefroi and your father as a squire and got your first taste of war. A most pleasant activity that you would do more if you had the occasion.
Of course some might say that this captain Thalamor, with his pointy ears, was a Guelph, and so was as much a victim of 1282 as yourself, but the Guelphs used of the same treacherous stratagems in their day to day lives. It is simply how they lived. Guelphs and Ghibellines are the same people, separated by politics. Of course some would say that all the Italians are different, and you could agree, a Lombard was not a Sicilian, but you could not make the difference between them yourselves so Tuscans, Amalfitans, Lombards or Sicilians, Guelphs, Ghibellines, it was different kinds of treacherous people, that was the most important. Ah, yes, the only thing that you had to know was that an Italian banker was a Lombard, even if he insisted that he was from Sienna or another place, it was a Lombard, only Lombard dishonoured themselves with usury while remaining Christians.

So you decided to remember history and tell a question to this Captain Thalamor.

-Indeed, and I would want to know if you know a woman called Obviouslie ?

-It is a quite rare Elven name. Was it the name of the one who attacked you ?

-No, no... Simply she was with my men and..

Your soldier, Dummy, who was near you told.

-She left to go to the palace to call for soldiers, but I suspect her of treachery...

Captain Thalamor seemed to be distressed by this, he told.

-I do not know of an Obviouslie working at the palace. It is most disturbing... What was she like.

-Blonde with blue eyes, high cheekbones, pointed ears...

-Mmmh, it does not help us.. And what did she do, why going to the palace.

You added, before Dummy ruined your master plan more.

-Because I had disappeared, to ask for the guard's help to find me.

The captain frowned and was a bit appalled by it. He explained.

-The woman who came to ask for troops to search for you was a brunette half elf, and I knew her. But she acted odd... Legronas, go ask if Thaifeillia is here and tell her that we have found the man. She was the one who called us...

As his guardsman left the place the captain seemed to be in an intense moment of thought. He added.

-She seemed to act strangely enough... What you are saying is very strange... Normally entrance to the palace is restricted. And I know that my men would not have let an Obviouslie enter. I suspect an illusionist mage... Of course we have wards against this but only in the inner palace.The budget is stretched unfortunately.
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>>6266488

You did not understand everything but you understood that this man was not an enemy, he seemed as puzzled by you and so you told him everything, about this Itsatrap, he did not knew any Itsatrap working for the palace, you told about the Inn where you managed to flee and how men disguised as guardsmen tried to murder you in a back alley and you were saved. The man believed you and immediately sent several guards there, to collect the bodies and try to find proofs. He told you sincerely.

-What you say is an absolute catastrophe, murder of Her Majesty's guests ! Right here ! In the capital, under our noses... With illusion magic. You did not bring a court mage against such treachery ? They can detect illusions...

-A court mage ? No... I have no such man.

He shook is head, as if not having a satan worshiping wizard in your court was a mistake ! Heh ! He was sympathetic but still a pagan. You did the sign of the cross, just in case. It probably protected against illusions. The captain then saw that his guardsman was back, he was reporting.

-I saw Thaifellia and she did not knew who "the man" was and who we researched... nevertheless I saw her asking us for reinforcements to find a Lord from the county of Pleasantville...

His captain cut him.

-We were betrayed all along, illusionist mages.

It was your time to intervene.

-Wait, they can... Really change their faces ?

-Yes, yes and their size too.. Damn it... We have shapeshifting assassins in the city now... Well at least only one after what Servmiabarel did. A shame that he is a drunkard. I must assemble all your men, and make them pass under wards, they could have a second plan, having masqueraded as one of yours after having killed him.

-They can... Do this ?

-Yes they can !

-Then we shall do this. But tell me, who do you think is responsible for this ?

-I was asking you the same thing, perhaps some partisans of the old Chancellor, you have been called at court, if I remember well, because you brought proofs of his nephew's dabbling in slave trading. Chancellor Vile Wickedson had several followers, especially among humans. Not all of them have your loyalty to the realm...
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>>6266489

Hah, again this story about humans... To be sincere the new baron openly tried to replace the old families, he was perhaps cleaner than Crook Wickedson as a liege lord, and less cruel, but you disliked him nevertheless. He had tried to humiliate you, perhaps he wanted you gone. You had other candidates to your murder too, the Magical Burghers, after you killed some of them when they imprisoned you by treachery in Pleasantville, perhaps they learned that God protected you against magic and feared you. There were the armed vagrants of the Adventurer's Guild, you supposed that after executing enough of them they decided to avenge themselves. Then there was B'beg the Terrible, you remembered how one of his servants tried to menace you. This Abovyurlevel. Oh and of course those that disliked you by principle, after the death of Baron Crook, his loyal partisans : Lord Creepy Bitchson of Darkplace, who in plus of being automatically treacherous because he was not born, but made, a nobleman even had a school where he formed assassins, apparently for the crown and the Empire ; and Lord Salty Rival, who hated you by principle. Since this Creepy Bitchson was now loyal to the new baron, Endoftutoriel, you supposed that he could have acted alone or on his orders.
Thinking about it a quite great quantity of people wanted to murder you. You wondered if it was because you were prone to conflict of insufferable as Lady Sue told, no, she was the insufferable one, everybody agreed about this, and you refused to take into account the opinion of a woman dressing in manly clothes. You remembered the treacheries of Sicilians, Englishmen, and many others... Perhaps the world was united against Frenchmen ? Well, they were simply jealous, they lived in dull lands with bad wine, fat merchants and ugly women. Just like the locals are acting weirdly and violently against your decisions because they are pagans who do not know about the Lord. Sometimes having many enemies means having much honor.
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>>6266491

But on second thought some of the suspects could be unwise to mention, your baron served in the Royal Guard before, just like this captain and accusing former comrades would be unwise. Other could be powerful forces in the realm, but kneeling to commoners, even if powerful, would be dishonorable and a perversion of the feudal order who put you on top and them on the bottom, by birth.

>I have had encounters with the forces of B'beg the Terrible this enemy of the realm.
>The magical burghers are behind it all ! The Mage's Guild ! They tried to imprison me already in Pleasantville ! They plot against the good land owning nobility of the land !
>The armed vagrants of the Adventurer's Guild have reacted poorly to my decisions against them keeping order in my lands instead of my men. Some are assassins.
>I have enemies in my lordship, loyalists of the old baron, baron Crook Wickedson who was the nephew of chancellor Vile Wickedson. Lord Creepy Bitchson of Darkplace has an assassin's school, I suspect him.
>I have enemies in my lordship, loyalists of the old baron, baron Crook Wickedson who was the nephew of chancellor Vile Wickedson. Lord Salty Rival is an enemy, our families have an old feud.
>My liege lord, baron Endoftutoriel, has some rather strange plans for the Lordship, that he tries to besmirch the name of Her Majesty with. He calls about removal of the old bloodlines that are the backbone of our right and proper feudal society. Sometimes he threatened this removal to be physical.
>Other (write in)

Choose as many as you want from the list.
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>>6266492
>I have had encounters with the forces of B'beg the Terrible this enemy of the realm.
>The magical burghers are behind it all ! The Mage's Guild ! They tried to imprison me already in Pleasantville ! They plot against the good land owning nobility of the land !
Magic wielding pagans must be destroyed
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>>6266492
>The magical burghers are behind it all ! The Mage's Guild ! They tried to imprison me already in Pleasantville ! They plot against the good land owning nobility of the land !
>The armed vagrants of the Adventurer's Guild have reacted poorly to my decisions against them keeping order in my lands instead of my men. Some are assassins.
>I have enemies in my lordship, loyalists of the old baron, baron Crook Wickedson who was the nephew of chancellor Vile Wickedson. Lord Creepy Bitchson of Darkplace has an assassin's school, I suspect him.
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>>6265782
> if the man we wpooe to
*the man we spoke to
Goodness, one could be forgiven for thinking English was not my first language. Bien sûr, mon français est encore pire.

>>6266492
>I have had encounters with the forces of B'beg the Terrible this enemy of the realm.
>I have enemies in my lordship, loyalists of the old baron, baron Crook Wickedson who was the nephew of chancellor Vile Wickedson. Lord Creepy Bitchson of Darkplace has an assassin's school, I suspect him.
They could even be in league! And if they're not, well, using this incident as a pretense to turn the queen against a regional rival is good politicking, no? Perchance we'll make a diplomat of Lord Charles yet!
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>>6266515
Amen good sir ! May the Lord hear you.

>>6266831

>>6266893
Who speaks English anyway ? Not Richard the Lionheart nor the actual sodomite king Edward II, at least not at court. So do not worry.
And you are right, diplomacy will be key to help Charles rise as befits such a noble gentleman.

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You thought about the responsibles and you began to list all those who you deemed able to do be félons like Ganelon.

-I have had encounters with the forces of B'beg the Terrible this enemy of the realm ?

-B'beg ?!? But why, why would he be interested.... Sorry to tell you this, but by a noble with only a lordship and..

-It was one of his men, Abovyurlevel..

-Abovyurlevel ? You saw him ? The blood elf wizard ? The Master of the Dark Tower who was once called Larion of the Silver-Stone ?

-Euuuh, yes... They said something like that about him ?

-And you... You survived ?!?

-I knew he was an important lieutenant of B'beg and very old like some Biblical Patriarch but...

-It was him who sacrificed 911 virgin girls during the Second Age to break the two towers that guarded the city of Nendel ! The city fell and orcish hordes put an end to the ancient High Elven Kingdom. He is...

You supposed that it was important, but you remembered what they knew about God protecting you from evil magic, unlike the pagans and choose to keep silent on the episode where you chased this Guelph who was protected by a ring who displaced him put of the reach of your strikes until he climbed a tree. You tried to pursue him and he threw pinecones at you, it hurt so you tried to throw rocks at him. He then threatened to burn your castle and fled on a flying horse made of smoke. Rose congratulated you and called you a hero. You still smiled at the memory. But still you understood that recounting this could be poorly understood here so you told.

-Yes yes, very powerful, but he tried to manipulate me, I saw through his lies... I would still say there is more dangerous scum out there.

-Who ?

-The magical burghers are behind it all ! The Mage's Guild ! They tried to imprison me already in Pleasantville ! They plot against the good land owning nobility of the land !

This answer good you an angry look from captain Thalamor.

-The Mage's Guild is an honourable institution my lord. And I doubt that they would imprison someone without reason.
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>>6267492

-But I was imprisoned ! And Count Hapyon Careless was a witness of such injustice ! They were found guilty of such crimes.

-Her Majesty has always trusted the Guild and is a member, as a high ranking wizard herself. Let it be clear.

You understood what it meant ! Treachery ! All these Guelphs were bought by the burghers. Or they worked hand in hand against God and the nobles that were put in place by him. You tried to control yourself, closing your fist, before telling.

-There is, too, another man. I have enemies in my lordship, loyalists of the old baron, baron Crook Wickedson, nephew of the traitor Chancellor. Lord Creepy Bitchson of Darkplace, this upjumped commoner, has an assassin's school, he forms murderers here, he was rewarded with land after being the spy master of baron Crook.

This made the captain think and he nodded, telling.

-I regret that the Empire has to hire such scum. And I understand your frustration, I promise you to talk about this with my superiors and notice your words in the inquiry about this case. I will send someone to the palace too, so they present you their excuses and arrange a secure location for you and your men where you will be able to rest. An agression, an attempt of murder, against a nobleman is unacceptable.

You agreed, and you hoped that some heads shall roll for this but learning that the queen will believe burghers over noblemen disturbed you greatly. Worse, that the soldiers in her armies will too. Perhaps this Guelph was a merchant's son ? A bastard ? Still, he seemed to be helpful.

You soon saw someone from the palace, a beautiful Guelph lady with golden hair and green eyes that seemed alight with kindness. She explained that she was Damagaia of house Control a handmaiden of the Queen herself and that Her Majesty was horrified by what happened. She told that she will be seeing you tomorrow. You were overjoyed.

Damagaia had an enchanting voice and she explained that quarters in the outer palace would be reserved for your men while you shall have the honor to sleep in the inner palace with your closest servants. Of course you choose Elana and Ancel, the last being the one who carried your clothes and all that you needed. You thanked this beautiful Guelph lady for her help and were happy to learn that your knights will have rooms of their own in the outer palace while your guardsmen will be admitted in the servants quarters.
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>>6267495

You marvelled at the palace, it was of an unmatched beauty. Everything, from the thin arches of the corridors, defying even the prowess of Gothic architecture, to the furniture seemed narrow and lightly ornate but precious. It had an almost aerial grace an elegance. You looked perhaps even too much at some very beautiful Guelph ladies who were playing the harp in the evening to entertain some guest Guelph lord with a silver coronet and a white tunic. The fact that these women had bare shoulders in their dresses was very interesting. It distracted you from some of the explanations of the sweet Damagaia. You decided to listen again.

-... And this grove has been planted recently, it is joined by a portal too the deep forest of Lusnimry, to the great World Tree where elves live in Bifuria like they lived far before the Empire conquered our lands. Her Majesty loves to take a walk there.

-A portal ? You mean a door to the forest ? You walk in it and end somewhere else ?

She smiled kindly at you.

-Yes, indeed, it is what it means.

You crossed yourself and prayed Saint Denis against such satanic ruses. And thought about your own transportation to India.

-There is a library here, and see the waterfall.

It was indeed magnificent, but what was very strange was that it was impressive and big but did not do much sound. Seeing your intrigued air your guide explained.

-It is enchanted to not disturb those who want to spend time in the gardens overlooking the city. So it gives the pleasant sound of water without being too loud. And look at this thin tower, Her Majesty ordered it to be made by Eiffel, a great architect.

You looked at the thin needle like tower who was even higher than the dungeon of Vincennes, higher than all the towers that you saw and thought that if King Philippe heard about him he would call this Eiffel to build something in Paris.

-It is impressive, the white stone gives it a majestic air. I always thought that Île de France had the best stone but yours seem brighter.

-Yes, it is it's natural color, there is quarries in the north of Bifuria but they do not have this bright taint, even if they are good enough for the houses of the commoners. We have to import some of the stone from the Imperial Corelands. The ancient High Elves already built cities out of these.

-It looks bright even in the sunset. What is in this tower ?

-A place to dine upstairs and an observatory and some places to work for the military and the mages, they love the view and can hold their researches in peace. There is a small temple to the elven gods too.

You nodded kindly but understood that unfortunately this marvel was tainted by witchcraft and paganism. Damagaia asked you, concerned.

-Would your lordship take a bath once in his apartments ? Or would he prefer going to the common baths downstairs, near the enchanted streams ?
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>>6267497

Enchanted streams ? And common baths ? Like in a warehouse ? You were about to protest when you saw some young Guelph ladies giggling and curtsying before you while one told.

-My Lord... And Damagaia, will you be able to join us on the baths, Lord Epambal will be playing the flute and there will be wine.

Damagaia had a sorry smile and told.

-I cannot join you for now, I shall show his lodgings to lord de Villeroi and report to her majesty.

-Oh, of course. May the stars guide your path then.

As the beautiful creature in a light dress told you good bye, and you answered, you were a bit surprised and looked at Damagaia's green eyes.

-I am sorry if I misunderstood but these baths, near the streams, there was a lord. And ladies.. at the same time ?

-Yes of course ? Why would they not be together ?

You opened your eyes and blinked several times, before thinking that even if you were in a den of paganism and witchcraft there were some good things in the culture of the Indian Guelphs. You were about to tell that you would join the baths before two other green eyes looked at you with reproach, as to remind you about the Lord above and your dear Rose in Local. It was the eyes of Elana who judged you like a servant should not judge her lord. Ancel, on the other side, seemed happy to volunteer to serve you there. But you had to tell.

-I am to be married and seeing so much beauty would be unfair.

Damagaia seemed to be very happy about it and answered you.

-Soon to be married ? Congratulations. Her Majesty would be happy to give your bride a gift as per custom.

-I was trying to buy her a book before I was attacked.

-A book ? I will try to ask Her Majesty to open our libraries just for you.

You thanked her greatly. You were glad to see your room after this, a quite small room but with a mirror that was very precise and beautiful furnitures. The bed seemed to be very comfortable and the two windows big. There was even a small balcony that gave you a view of the city in the sunset. The breeze seemed not to bring the smell of the city here and it's majesty was really glorious. Smaller than Paris, but cleaner, Briberopolis offered an unforgiving spectacle. After your bath where Elana massaged your sore shoulders with great skill, as your two servants would be sleeping near the door, you entered your bed happily and thought about the future. And about the queen. You would look modest but try to find some powerful nobles at court. Even perhaps ask for the Queen to help you receive the Weeb valley village from their count, so you could protect it. You hoped to hear some minstrel too it would be a good idea.
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>>6267498

It was when you slept, in the middle of the night if you had to believe the moon that you saw outside, that you heard some song. Almost an ethereal song, something beautiful and perhaps above human. Something like you would imagine the choruses of the angels of the Lord. But it looked more eerie and less majestic. It made you think about dolmens, menhir, old stones and old forests and peasant superstition. Beautiful ladies hiding in the woods. Something breton. And you disliked the bretons. You rose from your bed. You felt perhaps compelled to investigate. On the other side, going outside would not be prudent. You looked at your room, at night the tapestries representing a hunting scene and embroidered with silver looked almost ghostly when illuminated by the moon.

>Stay in your bed
>Investigate the palace at night
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>>6267500
>Investigate the palace at night
What man of action shall cower in his room from spirits? Beautiful song awaits, and if there is heathenry behind it, well, we shall see to it that the Light of Christ cleanses it.
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>>6267500
>>Investigate the palace at night
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>>6267500
>Investigate the palace at night
A lord has the right to meander, scamper and otherwise aimlessly wander whenever and wherever he wishes
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>>6267516
You are right, a good man faces evil with a blade in hand and a prayer on his lips. God has not brought you here by chance but to obey His plan.

>>6267738

>>6267917
Well said good sir, you are a far better legist than those who lost Robert d'Artois his case against his vile aunt Mahaut (Mahaut the sow ! May the leper eat her face !).

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You took the decision to come outside, you raised Ancel with a kick and told him to help you put on quickly your fanciest doublet. He heard the song too and told "c'est satanerie messire !". You let Elana sleep, it would be wiser to not tell your wife's servant and friend that you were chasing beautiful female voices in the night, even if it was only for musical curiosity.
You took your sword though, you never new when something strange could happen. Once dressed elegantly you began to walk towards the corridor and towards the noises. At night, despite some flickering torches and strange gemstones, it seemed as if it was a green light that basked the palace, the place felt eerie, full of shadows. Even the few guardsmen that you saw, and that seemed to ignore the noise were not reassuring. You finally entered the gardens, the trees seemed ancient while the palace was new, and you had heard that the gardens were not so old too. There was sorcery in it... They had a discreet charm far away from the great halls of the Palace of the Cité in Paris with it's statues of all the Frankish kings since Pharamond.

It was at this place, lightened only by a lone ray of the moon that you saw a strange pedestal, no, not a pedestal, a basin. A small basin like the small font at the entry of a church. Not big enough to baptise children but enough so every man can put his hand in it and do the sign of the cross before the altar. It seemed that a kind of silver basin was inside this marble structure, the guelphs here loved to intertwine stone and metal in an impressive way that you failed to understand in their constructions. It was when you were approaching that you saw perhaps one of the most beautiful women that you saw. She wore a simple white dress but her gait made her almost float in the air, like if she was a spirit, or an angel descending from the sky. She irradiated lightly while pouring water from a narrow silver pitcher.
She looked at you then, her eyes, almost golden, seeming to peek into your soul. Her voice was enchanting, as enchanting that the song that you heard before. Without saluting, without even asking a question she asked.

-Would you look into the mirror ?

You were so distraught by her appearance that you took some time to answer, and your answer was simply.

-What will I see ?
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>>6267919

It was a dumb question, probably your face. But her answer like some fey from Bretagne feared by superstitious peasants (and not French knights from civilised regions who knew that God protected them against witchcraft) put doubt into your theory.

-Even the wisest cannot tell for the mirror shows many things.

She marked a dramatic pause and poured more water.

-Things that were, things that are, and some things... That have not yet come to pass.

You did the sign of the cross. Witchcraft ! The church taught against false prophets. But somewhat, you felt entranced, you whispered.

-Devilry...

-Are you, afraid to look into it, Lord de Villeroi ?

How did this woman knew your name ? How ? By the beard of Saint Jacques, she looked at you again with these eyes. You did not want to pass for a coward. But witchcraft, that could damn the soul of an honest man... Still, looking at a simple mirror is not like offering sacrifices to the devil ? One thing was sure, you were not a coward and would not hesitate or try to deflect by asking questions. You were a man of swift decisions and your decision in this case was.

>Look into the mirror
>Do not look

IF YOU CHOOSE TO LOOK CHOOSE PLEASE :
>Look into the past
>Look into the present
>Look into the future
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>>6267920
>Look into the mirror
>Look into the past
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>>6267920
>Look into the mirror
False prophecies are false, and wicked. But looking into the past... That is like the opposite of prophecy!
>Look into the past
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>>6267920
>>Look into the mirror

>>Look into the past
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>>6267920
>Look into the mirror
>Look into the past
Magic mirrors hold no sway over religious men!
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>>6267920
>Look into the mirror
>Look into the present
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>>6267920
>6267920 #
>Look into the mirror
>Look into the present
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>>6267926

>>6267956
Wise words, very wise words. And we can learn from the past about the good old customs that made our land as it is.

>>6268041

>>6268051
May God hear you.

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You gain "Wisdom of the Ancestors" from looking at the mirror, so a permanent +1 in combat

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Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 845 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 52+1 = 53%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 96
Mudcore : 63

With 63 Mudcore you have a strong field of gritty realism around you (150 meters), in this field heavy magic and supernatural abilities will not work, women will lose 4 pounds of strength and the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud so your mudcore field will be weaker than in the other options could be transmitted to your children. Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you. Weak practitionners of magic (less than rank 5) are unable to cast in your mudcore field.
Next level at 70.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander
-Foreign Etiquette
->Basic Literacy

Traits :
Leader


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>>6268394
>>6268821

You decided to walk towards the mirror, entranced by the words of this woman. You walked towards this silver basin slowly, carefully, before watching in it's waters. And what you saw was more than surprising.

It was as if you felt a morning fog in a dark forest, in a climate of late autumn instead of spring. As instead of your doublet you felt on you the weight of a chainmail armor, no, of a scale armor. And you heard the footsteps of an army marching. It was not an army that you already saw, no, there were no knights in brightly coloured tabards, it was something else entirely. A mass of infantrymen in mail or scale armor, with oval shields and some strange helmets. The men wore short hair, shorter than what noblemen in your time would have, and many had impressive mustaches instead of being clean shaven. A rare group of men was on horses, one of them wore a crown and had a thick mustache and a commanding air. They spoke another language, not french, something close to the German dialects or what passes for a tongue amongst the Flemish. Many of them seemed tired. It was when javelins and arrows flew, even some stones hurled by slingers... Slingers... Who used slings. The mustachied man with a crown was screaming orders, the men in the column formed as savage men, perhaps sometimes more lightly equipped, charged them. Swords and spears clashed with shields, men screamed, pierced or hacked into pieces.

One of the men around the king hacked at his enemies, killing many of them with a prowess with the sword that was very impressive, almost as impressive as what you saw with Servmiabarel. This man screamed at one of the soldiers, a heavily armoured man in a line who looked to have noble bearing and a helmet one of many heavy troops who protected their sovereign against this ambush.

-Humbert !

He then pointed towards somewhere and told something in his tongue. But the name, Humbert, and the face of the man that you saw close. He was looking like you, not too much of course, but the high cheekbones, the blonde hair. Well, he had a mustache that fell on both sides of his head but he nodded at the indication of this great warrior. He reminded you of your father a little bit. Humbert... Humbert the throat slitter... The founder of your Dynasty ? May it be him ? The first man who held Villeroi as a fief ? He was with Charlemagne... was this king who was commanding his armies and now striking some scum who tried to unhorse him Charlemagne. No, Charlemagne had a beard, he was "l'Empereur à la barbe fleurie", the emperor with the flowered beard, wich meant the thick beard, according to the poets. Or had they lied ? The legendary warrior near him, someone addressed him as "Roland" even if it was strangely pronounced. Might it be Roland ? The Count Roland ? One of Charlemagne's paladins... And who were these knaves ?
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>>6268957

Humbert took several men and showed them the way that Roland had indicated, he crossed himself before charging, killing three men and putting others to flight when he saw a strange man. A man with a wolf's head on his head, who wore pagan symbols and who roared a challenge.
The wolf-man tried to hit the Frankish warrior with an axe and disarmed him with a blow to the hand, you saw the fear on your ancestor's face before he covered himself with his shield against the next blow. But Humbert charged and bashed his opponent's face with his shield, trying to push him. After a struggle he managed to put the pagan to the ground, it must have been a Saxon, yes, a Saxon, they were pagans still, and cut his throat with a dagger that he held on his belt. It seemed to discourage some pagans. The vision then faded to the Emperor patting him on the back, perhaps giving him land.

You then saw an even more glorious scene, brave monks and faithful men were cutting down the Irminsul, Roland was not here but Charlemagne was, with all his court, and your ancestor too, he even hit it with his axe for the glory of God. This gigantic tree was worshiped by heathens, they believed that it held the world, cutting it down proved that it was just a tree.

The vision then faded to Humbert, you recognised the skies of Champagne but frowned when you saw old forests there, you remembered it as a province of plains... Forests were to the north in the Ardennes. Then perhaps that at this time many places were still covered in trees, with all the wood that got cut by peasants in years. Humbert was on a horse, followed by two other horsemen, and servants, he saw a kind of motte and bailey, if we could call this like that, a small tower in the woods guarded by several men. He let go of his horse and observed it, before entering at night. Was it... Oh, yes, it was, it was when he rapted his wife, Adelheid, the daughter of some lord whose name was forgotten. It was before courteous love, in the time of the good Frankish customs. He managed to enter the castle with a rope and slit the throat of one of the guards before his men poured in. He entered the tower sword in hand, and found the woman, she had blonde hair, a long and kind face, and piercing blue eyes. According to legend she fell in love with him at first sight. Here, well she kicked him where it hurts and tried to kill him with a kitchen knife but it made him love her even more if you had to believe his laughing face. He still slapped her and you winced, you disliked when violence was done to women, but these were barbaric times. He took Adelheid on his shoulder while she tried to wriggle free and his men laughed just like him when he charged her on his saddle, he seemed to order not to take loot and to spare those who had surrendered.
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>>6268958

You knew the rest of the story, Humbert honestly paid the wergeld, the price of a man, and since the union was consumed Adelheid's father, who was out hunting at this time, could not complain. As we say "Qui va à la chasse perd sa place", "who goes hunting loses his place". Even if he tried to grumble. Frankish custom was Frankish custom, if your daughter was caught and married it was it, you could not complain, only ask for compensation, compensation that was paid in this case paid gold but could be paid in nature. You wondered how many cows the virginity of a daughter was worth. Probably more than the murder of a servant.

The mirror then faded to black and you felt refreshed. It was, it was magnificent, you had trouble even describing it. Seeing your ancestors was something unique and you were more than happy with this vision, it filled you with pride and remembrance, you wanted to thank the Guelph woman who permitted it but she seemed distraught. She told you.

-W... What did I just watched ?

You answered her with enthusiasm.

-Thank you, thank you for showing the glorious deeds that the Franks did in the name of our Lord and our Holy Church.

-Why were they marching in this forest and killing these men, and this wizard.

You wanted to say "Because it was a wizard" but knowing the sensibility of the Indians, and being a wise diplomat you decided to tell her.

-It was clearly a heathen priest who preached against God. So he was killed. Then the Emperor Charlemagne, Charles the Great, ordered to burn the world tree of those heathens and slaughter those who worshipped it if they refused to convert.

-You mean they destroyed a world tree ?!? And killed... Hundreds of people before this tree. Women and children too.

-Oh, I didn't watch, I was watching their armors, and the fact that Charles did not have a mustache, I thought it might be false, but it felt so real. And how they felled the tree too. It was a lesson.

-A lesson ?

You chuckled, seeing that the lady seemed on edge and wanting to lighten her mood.

-The heathens thought that this tree, that they worshiped, had a soul and was holding the world together, the Emperor proved them wrong.

If you knew what a checkmate and what an animist was, you would have probably added "checkmate animist". But the message had stuck, it was at this moment that the lady then asked.

-And at the end, what... Was that... Why was the man killing everyone in a fortress and capturing this woman to rape her.

-To rape her ? No, it is my ancestor. It is how he got married.

-He killed her servants and stormed her keep !
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>>6268959

You tried to explain her politely.

-Those were less civilised times, courteous love, and the importance of the consent of the lady, were not so much pushed by the church. In fact even centuries after this many bishops, some of my ancestors amongst them defended the point of view that rapting women and capturing them before bringing them before the altar was very much the custom of the Franks. Perhaps they were happy like this, I know that Humberd and Adelheid had seven children, only two of them dying at a young age.

-She tried to kill him with a knife and then to gouge his eyes out.

-She has spirit, women in my family are like this. If you had seen my little sister. Or even my mother, she is a cousin of my father so she is part of the bloodline as well.

Your enthusiasm seemed to not move the beautiful Guelph lady and she instead muttered something in her language and told.

-What is the strangest is where all of this happened.

-In France, my land. By the way how did you know my name, my lady ?

-Because mirrors, or spies, show many things. But for now I hope that you are more civilised than your ancestors. Lord de Villeroi and know how to pay respect to a queen.

You opened your eyes greatly, her... But... She had no crown. Or anything. But her air, her bearing, yes she had something very regal about her. When you understood who she was, your face became red, and you immediately fell to your knees. You told her.

-Your majesty, I am sorry, I should not have...

She had a half smile and answered.

-Do not worry lord Charles. Rise. It is sometimes enlightening to hear someone who does not speak to flatter a queen but tells the truth.

Seeing that she waited an answer you told.

-A Frankish man is an honest man your majesty. But I am truly if I upset you in any way, command, and I will don anything to right what I have wronged your majesty.

The queen raised an elegant eyebrow and the ghost of a smile appeared on her face.

-You were very bold, my Lord, when speaking.

You understood that she wanted an answer, and even if she was a queen and a widow, she was a woman. And if you did not knew how to deal with diplomacy, as a Frenchman you evidently knew how to deal with women. Honhonhon. So you took a dashing smile and answered.

-Your majesty, before knowing about our differences in rank, I only saw a very fair maiden, and knights know that boldness is the best way to impress fair maidens. Even if I am to be married, your majesty, I was too transfixed by such a regal presence to think about my duties.
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>>6268960

A flicker of amusement passed into her eyes. 100 years old guelphs or young provençal maidens, there was only one law with women, appear sure of yourself and act like the perfect knight. The effect will be the same. She answered you.

-You speak dangerously lord Charles, but braving danger is what knights do I suppose. And, I hope that your bride is more enamored of you than your ancestor was of her husband.

-I saved her from a tower, my Lady, but by fighting the vile traitor who kept her here, and who spat on your laws by selling slaves.

-I know, you did a great service to the realm, Lord de Villeroi, I shall see you rewarded for it.

You bowed, but she continued.

-But now that we are only together. Please, tell me more about this "Lord and His Church".

You understood that you had all her attention, and that now was the time to act.

You decided to talk humbly but clearly, after all monotheism was not well seen in these realms.

>Your majesty, one day the Lord sent his own Son to save humanity... (Rulership roll, explain the history of the Faith)
>Your majesty, the Pope is in Rome, perhaps you have heard of it, he is the head of the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church. (Rulership roll, explain structure of the Church)
>The world was created, as your people must remember a long time ago, by God, as is written in the book of the Genesis. In fact, Brother Louis, a most learned man, thinks like your people, Guelphs, live as long as the first biblical patriarchs. (Intrigue roll, try to explain everything in her context).
>The events that you saw were the expansion of the Church into pagan lands, the saxons were raiding Frankish lands and refused to convert. Widukind, their leader, rebelled many times. (Intrigue roll, change the subject to talk about the conquests of Charlemagne to avoid controversial topics)
>Other (write in)
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>>6268961
>Your majesty, one day the Lord sent his own Son to save humanity... (Rulership roll, explain the history of the Faith)
It’s the most important bit
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>>6268961
>The events that you saw were the expansion of the Church into pagan lands, the saxons were raiding Frankish lands and refused to convert. Widukind, their leader, rebelled many times. (Intrigue roll, change the subject to talk about the conquests of Charlemagne to avoid controversial topics)
Charles is really, REALLY impenetrable to understanding the basics of how people in "India" think, if I'm being Frank (ha!) about it. He still hasn't worked out that people consider elves and goblins to be non-human, or that Goblins aren't just tiny green German men for that matter. He will NOT be able to convincingly portray himself as a sympathetic fellow believer to the Queen, who is probably 10,000 years old or something and knows her history going back further than Charles believes the universe has existed.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6268961
>>6269180
Oh, and my roll!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6268961
>Your majesty, one day the Lord sent his own Son to save humanity... (Rulership roll, explain the history of the Faith)
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>>6268961
>>Your majesty, one day the Lord sent his own Son to save humanity... (Rulership roll, explain the history of the Faith)
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>>6269118
Faith and not intrigue ! And the rolls helped you !

>>6269180
Charles is not impenetrable, he is simply right and knows how to recognise pagan superstitions. Why should someone who looks like a frenchman, but with pointy ears, not be human while a saracen, or even an ethiopian with black skin and very white teeth be ? Charles knows that cagots, even if descendants of heretics are human too. And the short scotsmen or short jews.. Don't they have souls ? Or is there a required size to be human ? Would it exclude the children then ? And as any man who frequents learned men Charles knows about the Mongols, beastlike men with hooves instead of feet and slanted eyes, just like the huns before them. He saw some not hooved mongols too and they seem to be considered human but if someone with hooved feet (not a demon) could be considered human, why pointed ears or green skin would be a discriminating factor ? And about the goblins, or ghibellines, the only ones he met were effectively behaving like tiny green german men (perhaps victims of a malediction) following some Schamann, a typical german name, their only not german feature was their pet turtle but such is the queerness of India. The question of the half human hybrids is interesting, horse men, bull men etc... Even if their conception is unnatural animals have souls (as Saint Thomas Aquinas wrote), Saint Francis of Assisi always preached to them as "Creatures of God" and "Brothers and sisters" with a place in God's plan.
Charles knows that the Guelphs, Short Scotsmen or Ghibellines are different there than in Christendom, they look different, but they are perhaps far away descendants of these european peoples if we look at their similarities. So correcting those that do not consider them as human is like correcting superstitious peasants about the presence of "evil spirits" in the fields and forests of your lands.

>>6269181
>>6269431
>>6269494

You decided to begin by the beginning, if she wanted to know about the Faith, she should know about Christ. You began honestly.

-I am not a wise man, nor a learned man, much less a clergyman. I am a knight and a warrior first, your Majesty, but I shall oblige you.

She answered that she understood and nodded once, before you began to explain.

-Your majesty, one day the Lord sent his own Son to save humanity...

-Why did it need saving ?

-To bring redemption, to save it from evil and death.
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>>6270166

And you explained everything, in your own words, about the original sin, from the Genesis to the Apocalypse, about the Last Judgement and the Resurrection of the Dead, and how Jesus-Christ vanquished death by death. In your own opinion it was confused but enthusiastic, the queen answered you with interesting questions, even if she seemed amused by what you said about the creation of the world. The queen heard you without prejudice before ordering.

-Your faith seems not to be evil. But it is monotheistic and as thus, dangerous for the other cults of the realms. I shall let you and your priests preach and convert as long as they do not try to destroy the property of other temples or incite violence against followers of other gods. I am talking about discrimination too. I do not want to see some believers in our gods persecuted on the lands that you keep in my name.

-Your will is law, your majesty.

-And, you talked about humanity... Does Salvation concerns others ?

-Every person who has a soul and a capacity to reason, made in the image of God is human, as the church teaches.

-A rather new way of thinking. I am not against the presence of more cults. As long as they respect our laws, and do not break any world trees or ancient temples.

You decided not to tell anything about the temple of Monsanto and the killed priests. You transformed it into a church. Sometimes what the monarchs ignore is the best for them. You bowed and told.

-It shall be done your majesty, I am but a loyal vassal, as I proved by denouncing the traitor Crook Wickedson your majesty, and I will always uphold the laws of the realm.

She looked into your eyes and seemed to agree after a moment. She added.

-You have proved useful indeed, Lord Charles. And a loyal vassal, despite coming from... A very different land. Know that the realm will remember that.

You bowed once more and thanked her majesty for her kindness, you were never so close to a monarch before, you had never spoken personally to one and you felt that you were not so bad at it. Oldfossil's lessons had proven useful. The queen continued.

-The fact that some unknown murderers have tried to kill you worries me. I know that all the partisans of the ancient Chancellor, who had my trust but proved to be unreliable, have not been dealt with and I hope that Abastardion will soon end them. I have heard too about what you said, be it about the lords of your barony, or about the Mage's Guild.

Oh, so the captain told everything, you wondered what her Majesty thought about that. She continued, more sternly.

-I will not have noblemen criticize the actions of the Mage's Guild, who are central to the stability of the realm and of the whole Empire. I shall see about the arrest that was made in Pleasantville, by the Guild. I do wish to see why they took such a rash decision and why the Count Hapyon Careless decided to take your side.
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>>6270167

You approved this wise decision since they arrested you for no valid reason. Well perhaps for the reason that God protected you against their magic but if the queen just gave you permission to establish churches it would invalidate their claims. You hoped, at least. You remembered the words of the Guelph merchant's daughter about people wanting to kill you because you were protected against magic.

The queen then softened a little bit and asked you politely.

-But still, you must be rewarded do you have something to ask ?

You thanked the queen and explained her.

>I am to marry, your majesty, and I would want to give a gift to my future wife, Lady Takable. Something from the crown will greatly please her.
>Your majesty, during my travels towards the capital I have stopped in the valley of Weeb, where I saved the villagers from a tentacled monster and a horde of bandits. They asked for my protection since their liege lord, the Count of En, is far away. Can I ask your majesty to tell this Count that I am ready to assume protection of the village and swear him fealty as a vassal.
>Your majesty, I know how much you love the peace of the realm. But I demand Justice, and if it is proved that the vile Lord of Darkplace was behind my assassination attempt, as he was behind other ones under the rule of Baron Crook, can I have the right to wage war against him with the support of the Crown.
>Your majesty, I have had to deal with a border problem between lord Random my predecessor and Lord Hostil, about the hamlet of Disputed. Now the land has been given to the court witch of Baron Endoftutoriel, and the baron told that he will look into the border. Having the support of the crown, for my right on the hamlet, would be more than enough.
>Your majesty, I wish not to ask for myself, but for my lady and future bride, Lady Rose Takable, she saw her lands confiscated, her father beheaded on trumped charges under the orders of the slave trader Crook Wickedson who ignored your laws. I asked the same thing about Baron Endoftutoriel, and he told that there was no treachery from the baron at the time where he executed lord Takable. But your majesty, we know the wickedness of this individual, so I implore you to give my bride her lands back and make her as happy as she is loyal to you.
>Your Majesty, I only ask you to give me the right to legislate about the presence of the armed vagrants of the adventurer's guild on my land. I do not wish to give mercenaries the mission to protect the land that I shall protect myself with my men. The support of the crown would be crucial against an organisation like this.
>I am entirely at your disposition your majesty and will be happy with any reward that you will bestow upon me.
>Other (write in)

And roll an intrigue roll please.

>>6270148
Sorry for the late update good sir, I caroused too much to celebrate my graduation and a drunk man makes a poor writer.
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>>6270170
>Your majesty, I wish not to ask for myself, but for my lady and future bride, Lady Rose Takable, she saw her lands confiscated, her father beheaded on trumped charges under the orders of the slave trader Crook Wickedson who ignored your laws. I asked the same thing about Baron Endoftutoriel, and he told that there was no treachery from the baron at the time where he executed lord Takable. But your majesty, we know the wickedness of this individual, so I implore you to give my bride her lands back and make her as happy as she is loyal to you.
This will assert her own justice and prevent other corrupt individuals elsewhere from following that bad example, since they know now that they will not profit.
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>>6270170
Soit dit en passant, toutes félicitations pour vostre graduation, noble sire ! Certes, trop de lectures amollissent un homme, mais avec la lumière du Christ et quelque noble lignée -- en y mêlant juste ce qu’il faut de cousins -- j’ay grande confiance que vous deviendrez un homme d’action aussi savant qu’un templier!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6270170
>>Your majesty, I wish not to ask for myself, but for my lady and future bride, Lady Rose Takable, she saw her lands confiscated, her father beheaded on trumped charges under the orders of the slave trader Crook Wickedson who ignored your laws. I asked the same thing about Baron Endoftutoriel, and he told that there was no treachery from the baron at the time where he executed lord Takable. But your majesty, we know the wickedness of this individual, so I implore you to give my bride her lands back and make her as happy as she is loyal to you.
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>>6270170
>Your majesty, I wish not to ask for myself, but for my lady and future bride, Lady Rose Takable, she saw her lands confiscated, her father beheaded on trumped charges under the orders of the slave trader Crook Wickedson who ignored your laws. I asked the same thing about Baron Endoftutoriel, and he told that there was no treachery from the baron at the time where he executed lord Takable. But your majesty, we know the wickedness of this individual, so I implore you to give my bride her lands back and make her as happy as she is loyal to you.
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>>6270179
Of course, this is a wise course of action.
>>6270181
Et merci beaucoup messire, j'estois en effet fort gaillard et heureux, maintenant que je suis de retour sur mes terres. Et si l'appel du Seigneur, de quelques anciens manuscrits et d'une bonne lame peut encourager les gens, messire Guillaume de Nogaret et le Roy Philippe ont quelque peu réduit les vocations dans l'Ordre du Temple. Je reste néanmoins prêt pour touste croisade s'il falloit marcher sus aux sarrasins et libérer le tombeau du Christ !

>>6270190
>>6270427

You thought about what to ask and you understood the evidence, you needed to ask about what you were fighting about after all, about your wife's lands. You had the occasion to give her her lands back and have the support of the crown. Even if it would anger the baron it should be your goal. You spoke clearly and humbly.

-Your majesty, I do not wish to ask for myself but for my lady and future bride, Lady Rose Takable, she saw her lands confiscated, her father beheaded on trumped charges under the orders of the slave trader Crook Wickedson who ignored your laws. I asked the same demand to baron Endoftutoriel and he told me that there was no treachery from baron Crook at the time when he executed lord Takable. But your majesty, you know the wickedness of this individual so I implore you to give my bride her lands back and make her as happy as she is loyal to you.

She looked at you and had a kind of light, mischievous smile, when she began to answer.

-I must admit that you try to present your case well, lord de Villeroi, but I have a complete trust in baron Endoftutoriel of Dobii, who protected me for years and served loyally. If he thinks that he can better rule your wife's lands than her then perhaps it is for the best.

You looked at her and you tried to swallow what she just said ! This was the reward for service ? Your poor Rose having her lands seized by this witch ? Such is the injustice of paganism. Still, she told "perhaps" and her expression was not so closed. And she added.

-But you should have a reward still, I am not an ungrateful monarch.

You understood that you could adopt different strategies here.

>Ask for another reward from the previous list (the roll depends on the demand)
>Ask for lady Rose to at least get back the castle of her ancestors and parts of the lands, even if not all of them. (easier roll)
>Try to defend again the return of all your wife's lands. After all if she is a young woman not experienced in government, you will rule in her stead and you know how to do it. (hard roll)
>"I am entirely at your disposition your majesty and will be happy with any reward that you will bestow upon me."
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6271197
>>Ask for lady Rose to at least get back the castle of her ancestors and parts of the lands, even if not all of them. (easier roll)
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>>6271197
>"I am entirely at your disposition your majesty and will be happy with any reward that you will bestow upon me."
At least we have guarantee of our religious rights. Just as when Christendom was finally accepted into Rome, we must wait until the people have converted, and then once everyone in power has accepted the lord we outlaw these pagan practices. In the meanwhile our Templar and Priest can perhaps look into training missionaries? We have to spread far and wide as fast as possible after all, especially now that we have crown backing.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6271197
>Ask for lady Rose to at least get back the castle of her ancestors and parts of the lands, even if not all of them. (easier roll)
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>>6271197
>Ask for lady Rose to at least get back the castle of her ancestors and parts of the lands, even if not all of them. (easier roll)
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>>6271349
You are as cunning as a fox messire and clearly educated, probably in a Monastery. Ordinating and forming new priests would be very useful indeed. But how to do it without a bishop ?

>>6271482
>>6271713

You decided not to surrender, after all Rose's prosperity depended on you. And so you pleaded.

-Your majesty, I can understand that you do not want to make one of your loyal servants lose lands. But lord Takable, lady Rose's father, would never have betrayed the realm, and she is only a girl of seventeen herself. Is it fair to deprive her of her Father's ancestral home ? I do not talk about all the lands, but some of them.

The queen answered, perhaps harshly.

-Is it permitted in your realm of... France... To criticize so brazenly the decisions of your monarch, lord Charles ?

-Your majesty, I do not wish to criticize your judgment, even if it pains me greatly, or oppose it, for such is not my role. I simply plead for my bride for the most noble or reasons : for love. For hundreds of years lady Rose's family held her lands in the name of the realm, and I cannot see her as a traitor.

This argument about love seemed to soften her. The guelph queen answered.

-Your intentions are pure, at least. I shall see what I can do.

She told you these good news while you bowed humbly, thanking her for her kindness and generosity and praising her decisions. In truth it was honest, at least if she had her castle your sweet lady Rose will be happy. She resented the fact of not living in the home where she grew up. The queen then added.

-But I want you to entertain me in exchange. Tell me a tale about your home, this France that you were talking about.

You tried to scramble for an answer and to think of something befitting a queen.

>Talk about the wonders of Paris, the greatness of it, try to flatter her of course by telling that her capital is cleaner even if smaller.
>Tell that France is a land of art and culture, from the Song of Roland to the works of Chrétien de Troyes. Make her love french poetry. Women always love poetry especially if they are queens. Aliénor d'Aquitaine is a proof of it.
>Tell her about the flower of the French chivalry and how it crushed the English, the Flemish and the Barrois. Tell about your own deeds too. Bifuria has not known war for a long time but if it does the queen should be happy to have a competent commander at the ready.
>Tell the Queen about the vast land and it's people, the power of the greatest realm in Christendom, impress her with it so she will understand that France is a powerful land and perhaps allying with it would be wise.
>Other (write in)
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>>6272461
>Tell that France is a land of art and culture, from the Song of Roland to the works of Chrétien de Troyes. Make her love french poetry. Women always love poetry especially if they are queens. Aliénor d'Aquitaine is a proof of it.
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>>6272461
>>Tell that France is a land of art and culture, from the Song of Roland to the works of Chrétien de Troyes. Make her love french poetry. Women always love poetry especially if they are queens. Aliénor d'Aquitaine is a proof of it.
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>>6272461
>Tell that France is a land of art and culture, from the Song of Roland to the works of Chrétien de Troyes. Make her love french poetry. Women always love poetry especially if they are queens. Aliénor d'Aquitaine is a proof of it.
Bitches love culture, hon hon hon
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>>6272461
>Tell that France is a land of art and culture, from the Song of Roland to the works of Chrétien de Troyes. Make her love french poetry. Women always love poetry especially if they are queens. Aliénor d'Aquitaine is a proof of it.
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>>6272899

>>6273067
Tonerre ! To speak so poorly of women (who even if not able to decide for themselves or to inherit are a marvel of creation and the proof of God's existence) in company of noble frenchmen ousts you as a vile miscreant. Go be whipped by the men at arms of your local lord, that will perhaps teach you manners. Your hon hon hon marks you as of good French stock so such lack of politeness is even less excusable.

>>6273109

You knew what a woman was and that they all loved pretty dresses, jewellery and poetry. Fortunately France was the first realm in the Christendom in all three. Be it the joailliers of Burgundy, the textile workers of Flanders or the poets of Occitania or of your native Champagne, they were the best. To be sincere you somewhat wondered how would someone cope with not being born in France. So you began to tell her.

-France, your majesty, is the largest and most glorious realm in all the Christendom, ruled by King Philippe the Fair. But in my opinion, it is mostly great for it's art, it's poetry, tapestries, architecture and wine of course. They are renowned far beyond the borders of the realm. It is the land where chivalry was born, and courteous love. The land of songs of Fin'Amor and of refined life.

The queen seemed interested, but perhaps a bit dismissive, when she told you.

-Great human poetry ? Amusing.

You almost rolled your eyes, but simply smiled politely. What are they thinking ? That dogs and horses can write poetry ? Or that people who do not have pointy ears cannot write it ? This nonsense was a proof of the barbarity of the pagans. Many people could write poetry, even commoners. Bernard de Ventadour was the son of a simple soldier and a servant maid after all. So you answered.

-Of course your majesty, the greatest of all humanity. I am more accustomed with the works of the trouvères than those of the troubadours. Our countess's grandfather, Thibaud of Champagne has composed many songs and poems that he had painted on the walls of his palace.

You had seen them yourselves but not knowing to read you learned them listening to trouvères singing chansons de geste and glorious odes to love and beauty. You added.

-I know some of them, if your majesty wishes. Several even sung to a queen.

-To a queen ? Really.

-It was said that count Thibaud de Champagne was fond of Blanche de Castille, even if she was older than him, he sung of her beauty and supported her when she reigned in regency for her son, who will become Saint Louis, our most noble king.

The reference to an older women seen as very beautiful and courted by younger men seemed to amuse the queen and she let you recite calmly. So you began with a poem about the beauty of love, that is the only pleasant illness that can strike a man. That death is preferable to a delivrance from such illness and that the remembrance of the beauty of a lady is enough to guard the poet from any pain.
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>>6273184

-De touz maus n’est nus plesanz
Fors seulement cil d’amer,
Mès cil est douz et poignanz
Et deliteus a penser
Et tant set biau conforter,
Et de granz biens i a tanz
Que nus ne s’en doit oster.

Fins amis obedianz,
Vueil a ma dame encliner.
Je ne puis estre dolanz,
Quant je oi de li parler ;
Tant me plest a remenbrer,
Que de touz maus m’est garanz
Sa biauté a recorde

Amors, quant vous m’avez mis
Lïé en vostre prison,
Melz ameroie estre ocis
Que g’eüsse raençon.
Tels maus est bien sanz reson
Qui me plest, quant me fet pis,
Ne ja n’en qier garison.

Quanque il vous est a vis,
Dame, me senble reson ;
Si m’a vostre amor sorpris
Et vostre plesant façon,
Et biautez a tel foison
Qui resplent en vostre vis
Et dès les piez jusqu’en son.

Se de vos peüsse avoir,
Dame, un pou plus biau senblant,
Je ne savroie voloir
Querre Dieu merci si grant,
Que de joie avroie tant
Que tuit autre honme, pour voir,
Seroient vers moi dolent

Dame, ou touz mes biens atent,
Sachiez, quant vous puis veoir,
Nus n’a si joieus torment.

And this sincerely surprised the queen, she even closed her eyes while listening to it and seemed entranced, her ears moved slightly and she then looked at you as if gazing into your soul, she told you sincerely.

-It is of a great beauty, lord de Villeroi... Such finesse in the words. Some would even wonder if you do not have elven blood when earing such beauty. You should write these poems my lord.

Eager to promote your brave Bohémond you told.

-One of my knights knows how to sing them and play the lute at the same time your majesty. I am sure you shall enjoy his singing.

The queen answered kindly.

-As will many ladies at court.

Thinking about it you took your courage in your hands and decided to help an old friend. This most beautiful woman and very just queen that liked poetry and was a cultured lady could perhaps help you.

-I fear, your majesty, that his heart is already taken, and that the woman that he loves has fallen ill...

-I am sorry to hear this, lord de Villeroi, I can perhaps send someone, a healer... Or even help myself.

You then admitted.

-I heard a vile wizard predict her death, and her illness, and I swore to find a cure.

She seemed preoccupied and told.

-I shall send one of my court healers, as a gift. We will see what is possible. But... This dark wizard, was it not, Abovyurlevel, the master of the Dark Tower, one of the main servants of B'beg the Terrible. Captain Thalamor told me that you apparently survived an encounter with him.
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>>6273185

You looked at her, you had in fact encountered him but explaining that God protected you against magic would probably not be seen well by the mages here, and the queen, despite being sympathetic, was a witch. Was she so sympathetic, and why was she smiling at your face who did not manage to scramble for an answer.

>Tell the truth, God protected you against evil magic, such is the power of the Lord. (intrigue roll)
>Tell that you ignore why his spells did not work but that you survived (intrigue roll)
>Lie, tell that this dangerous enemy was not hostile but simply threatening. (intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6273186
>Tell the truth, God protected you against evil magic, such is the power of the Lord. (intrigue roll)
Not that outrageous a claim, these pagan idols apparently give blessings to their followers
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6273186
>>Tell the truth, God protected you against evil magic, such is the power of the Lord. (intrigue roll)

Uh oh
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6273186
>Tell that you ignore why his spells did not work but that you survived (intrigue roll)
We can't have her questioning the wisdom of allowing us to proselytize.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6273186
>>Tell the truth, God protected you against evil magic, such is the power of the Lord. (intrigue roll)
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>>6273304
Wise words, you are clever as Renart in his roman. I will simply tell you that the rolls were unkind to you.

>>6273386

>>6273406
Of course, the True Faith must expand.

>>6273689

You decided to tell the truth and told simply.

-God protected me your majesty, such is the power of the Lord.

-Your god protected you ? From the magic of Abovyurlevel ?

You remembered that he complained about being unable to cast most of his magic, even if he fled on a flying horse made of darkness. You remembered trying to throw stones at him when your sword did not work. You answered the queen.

-Yes indeed.

-He is stronger than minor gods.

You wanted to answer that there were no minor gods, but idols that did not exist. But you decided to simply tell.

-Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ is not some minor deity like Apollin, Mahomet or Tervagant. He is the creator of the Universe !

She seemed sceptical but told you simply.

-This shall be investigated lord Charles. This shall be investigated by someone knowledgeable in godly matters.

-You mean an officer of the crown your majesty ?

-No, no need for this. The time has not come from an investigation on your lands. But perhaps someone with an organisation that you have not appreciated enough.

You wondered what she meant and stayed silent before she asked you.

-Why don't you have a court mage, lord de Villeroi ?

You scrambled to find an answer that will not disturb her.

-A court mage ? It is not a custom in my lands. I have enough good councillors already. And the first...

-I wish you to have a court mage, lord Charles. I cannot let a brave lord like you without a vassal. Since you do not know a lot about magic I shall order the Mage's Guild to send you someone. I hope that you will treat them well and learn to appreciate the value of magical counsel, and of our Bifurian customs.

You tried to tell something but you became all red and unable to speak. Bifurian customs, you had Oldfossil for this. By Saint Denis ! Satanic witches in your realm ! No no no ! Aaaaaah ! You were trying to scramble for an answer without results, and more panic. Especially when the queen told you.

-I shall tell this mage to investigate about your religion and it's divine magic too. Perhaps it will help you establish it as an official cult in the Empire.

You were caught, like a donkey led by a carrot and a stick. The carrot was recognition, the stick the presence of this spy. You had to accept satanry. You wanted to say "never" but were mesmerised by the queen's majesty and only bowed.

-I... I... I shall do as you wish, your majesty.

She smiled radiantly and softly told.

-Excellent, you are now free to pursue your journey, lord de Villeroi.
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>>6274435

And so, after bowing, you left the enchanted gardens, even losing your way but being kindly led back to your room by a servant in the middle of the night. You were absolutely struck and unable to think. The fact that someone was imposing pagan witchcraft on your court, the risks, the rewards. And how guilds may force noblemen to act like this... No, you could not accept witches or burghers dictating the behaviour of the nobility and even spying on people who had knighthood in their blood for centuries. Tonnerre ! This was outrageous ! An abuse of royal authority ! Even if the queen was a beautiful woman she was a witch ! But rebelling would be foolish and you had accepted. And she gave back some lands... At least she will give back some lands. Perhaps... Land or morals. Land or morals. You were thinking about refusing, and getting perhaps beheaded. No, you cannot refuse a king. On the other side you thought of Rose, not of you, how could you deprive her of her ancestral home. You promised her her lands, you shall receive some of them. And healers, for her friend Becky. No, you could not be totally ingrate towards the Queen. You frowned, it was hard to have a nuanced opinion about someone, see the greatness and the pettiness of it. You were no clerk or chronicler. No diplomat or high lord. You were simply a knight who inherited a minor lordship, a warrior accustomed to war with clearly defined enemies under clear banners.

Of course you could try to kill someone and then reconcile with him. Such were the laws of battle, but you had trouble dealing with liege lords like this. Then you remembered your duty, as a vassal you should be loyal, first to your direct Liege lord, then to his liege lords. Your baron was a donkey but if he was forced by the queen, he would have to obey and you could accept his rule in good consciousness.
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>>6274436

You thought about it when breaking your fast in a hall adorned by crystal and silk where harpist played appeasing melodies. Guelphs and normal Indians were discussing together, there were even a few Saracens and perhaps a short Scotsman or two, and a cagot. You stayed near your men, telling that you saw the queen yesterday and that your affair with lands was good, you waited to have the good news proclaimed officially before telling them. And talking about politics in a so public place would be unwise. So you decided, learning from some courtier that the queen holds court in the afternoon to :

>Take a walk in the palace, visit the place and see the view from the battlements of the walls and the high windows.
>Try to meet some important courtiers and lords.
>Try to find a courtyard to train and demonstrate your skill at arms.
>Take a walk in the gardens, they must be very beautiful during daytime and there is games there perhaps.
>See if there is some amusing distractions like a jester or even more musicians. Perhaps even games.
>Try to see if the investigations about your attackers have advanced.
>Stay in your quarters and send your servants to collect informations about who is who in the court.
>Other (write in)

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PS : Sorry for the delay in answering, going back to France means unfortunately dealing with saracens in these dark days. Fortunately God grants victory to those who trust in Him.
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>>6274437
>Try to see if the investigations about your attackers have advanced.
We must safeguard ourselves.
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>>6274437
>>Try to meet some important courtiers and lords.
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>>6274437
>Take a walk in the palace, visit the place and see the view from the battlements of the walls and the high windows.
May as well
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>>6274437
>Take a walk in the palace, visit the place and see the view from the battlements of the walls and the high windows.
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>>6274545
Of course.

>>6274624
>>6274674

>>6274945
Thank you for the tie breaker good sir.

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You decided to simply walk into the palace. You were a simple man who enjoyed architecture and it was indeed, in the light of days, magnificent. Between the silk dais probably imported from the orient, who was far more close to India than to France, and the presence of gold even on the stone. This mix of stone and metal, with many trees and greenery was impressive.

The ribbed arches of Gothic architecture, or the more rounded ones of Romanesque architecture, were not the norm in India. What you had before you was a space of balustrades, white stone, belvederes, and colonnades. The slender, delicate forms of the towers were lit by elongated windows with panes much larger than those you see in France, much less leaded than cathedral stained-glass windows, and single-colored, where each pane was separated by a long band of gold or silver. Most impressive, however, was a slender tower topped with a glass dome. This impressed you greatly, a skylight containing a columned gallery where caryatids rose. Each seemed to represent a Guelph beauty in a fine gown and with a serene appearance. The tower seemed animated, and servants and a few courtiers passed through it.
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>>6275290

Further outside, towers lit by green stained-glass windows and decorated with stone arabesques, as fine as lace, rose towards the heavens to show the grandeur of the Bifurian monarchy. Passing over a strangely uncrenellated wall with a view of the main building, where Romanesque windows this time lit a more defensive place, its blue domed roof was of an impressive scale, you wondered how it could hold up. The roofs also seemed not to be covered with tiles or slate but with a single piece of metal forged by some unknown means. It was an architectural marvel. A marvel with a bird's eye view of the city of Briberopolis, its covered markets, its immense sort of arena, its bizarrely shaped temples, one seemingly surmounted by the statue of an eagle and another by that of a woman. Its white houses had a truly harmonious appearance and, in a curious waste of space, part of the space within the walls was used to plant trees and have a pond instead of making fields or built-up areas. Perhaps there was not enough money in the coffers to build everything and the locals refused houses that were not of the white stone from which the city was made. Its streets were also ordered according to a very straight and square plan, unlike the rounded plan of the cities you were used to visiting, this gave an unnatural air to the city that did not please you, although its architecture was impressive. Even more impressive were the villas and other residences on the hills inside the walls, each with its gardens and overlooking the city, facing the palace which itself, on a hill, saw a silent cascade of water, enchanted, it is said, no doubt forming the source of a river flowing through the middle of the city. You tried to follow the river with your eyes and noticed two covered white stone bridges, but curiously uninhabited; once again, it was wasted space. A bridge without even a market and shops on its sides was useless.

You then noticed in the palace a building painted white but with crenellated, albeit delicate, towers and the statue of a bearded man. This style was reminiscent of Pleasantville and some of the Indian castles you had seen. It was clearly built before the Guelphs and the work the queen had undertaken.

You headed that way, ignoring the towers of the main building, but you saw several well-dressed lords and servants passing by, people bowing to them and saying "Your Highness." You took it to mean one of the royal princes. You bowed low before him, but didn't understand who the prince was among them all. Without armorial bearings or crowns, it wasn't easy. You'd have to find someone to explain who was who.
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>>6275291

You decided to enter the main building next, before going to see the gardens. Its first hall was filled with statues, of Guelph warriors and others. A sort of warriors' hall filled with banners representing the great houses of the kingdom, no doubt. Although you have trouble with the particular heraldry of the Guelphs, it was there that you finally saw a familiar face.
In addition to a few Guelph lords, or sometimes Saracens, or less exotic ones, you noticed a former fencing master an Count whom you had seen in other circumstances.

Servmiabarel was already drinking, alone, but he looked sober, without any hangover. Strange and probably sorcerous. He had not remarked you. You wondered if you must try to approach him, or try to find someone you knew. The Captain Thalamor was in your mind, or perhaps someone else. Or try to find someone.

>Go try to reconcile with Servmiabarel.
>Try to find the Captain Thalamor
>Try to find some lord to befriend.
>Try to find a beautiful lady to befriend.
>Continue walking through the halls.
>Other (write in)
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>>6275292
>Go try to reconcile with Servmiabarel
He seemed a good man, for an Italian, and it would be good to mend that relationship now that he is sober enough to understand.
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>>6275292
>>Go try to reconcile with Servmiabarel.
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>>6275331
Yes, he has a lot of honor for an Italian, probably he has some Norman blood.

>>6275780

You decided to try to reconcile with Servmiabarel. The man saved your life after all and you felt poorly about having him thinking that it was all part of some sort of ruse. So you decided to approach him, under the statue of a pointy eared warrior with a long spear and a strangely shaped shield that looked very impractical. You nodded to him and told.

-Your excellency.

He frowned a bit and then nodded too.

-Lord Charles de Villeroi ? Is it... My memories from yesterday are... Not so bright. I have perhaps been too harsh with you. I have had to see one of the guard's captains and apparently it was not some ruse.

-I am afraid that not, your excellency. But still, I wanted to thank you for saving my life.

-I acted as you would have in my stead. You look like the chivalric sort.

You had a half smile, it was true. You even considered this man as a Frenchman. He did not know you but saw a man in need and respected his knightly vows, just like you had helped the baron Notavant Pyre when he was assailed by some marauding scum. So you agreed.

-Indeed, I have had to do it, but I fought that chivalry has been forgotten in India before seeing you extending me a helping hand. By the way this was the greatest demonstration of swordplay that I had ever seen.

-You flatter me too much, lord de Villeroi, you flatter me too much... But tell me, why are you alone walking in this palace.

-I must confess that I am simply vitising this architectural marvel, awaiting an audience with Her Majesty.

The count had a sad smile.

-An audience, yes, indeed. Because of what happened. I suppose that it is your first time in the capital.

You nodded, you had told him when you were together in the inn but he had drunk all the night and a great quantity of wine can blur the memory. You then asked.

-I hoped to learn more about it.

He answered dismissively.

-All of this palace is new, it has none of the charm of old elven residences. And it is a mix of wood elf faeries trying to be urban and humans. As the mighty philosopher Chudarion wrote, nothing good can come out of mixing.
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>>6276110

You understood that he was in a sour mood while drinking his wine. You wondered what to answer. You understood that you had to stay discreet about the meeting that you had with the queen.

>I agree with you, it is not the palace of the Cité (intrigue roll)
>I think this architecture is beautiful, the stonework is delicate as lace and the grandeur of these statues impresses me. You are perhaps too harsh your excellency. (intrigue roll)
>I am not learned enough into Indian culture to recognize all of this, but I must admit that it looks impressive. I would be curious to see what these old elven residences are. (intrigue roll)
>I have seen the architecture, but could you talk to me about the inhabitants of this palace. I have seen one of the princes I think, in the middle of high barons but I was unable to recognize who it was. (intrigue roll)
>You must know her Majesty well, I have only heard rumors about her, what should I wait when meeting her. And the new chancellor too, Alabastardion. (intrigue roll)
>Kindly try to leave Servmiabarel after doing a joke. He clearly must not well be seen at court. (intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6276112
>I am not learned enough into Indian culture to recognize all of this, but I must admit that it looks impressive. I would be curious to see what these old elven residences are. (intrigue roll)
> could you talk to me about the inhabitants of this palace. I have seen one of the princes I think, in the middle of high barons but I was unable to recognize who it was. (intrigue roll)
We are just a silly provincial lord, teehee.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6276112
>>I have seen the architecture, but could you talk to me about the inhabitants of this palace. I have seen one of the princes I think, in the middle of high barons but I was unable to recognize who it was. (intrigue roll)
>>You must know her Majesty well, I have only heard rumors about her, what should I wait when meeting her. And the new chancellor too, Alabastardion. (intrigue roll)
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>>6276260
Wise choice messire, it is always better not to appear dangerous.

>>6276568
Nice roll good sir, it is a critical roll I guess.

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You decided to answer cleverly, telling the brave count.

-I am not learned enough into Indian culture to recognize all of this, but I must admit that it looks impressive. I would be curious to see what these old elven residences are your excellency.

He looked at you and your innocent face, and smiled while shaking his head subtly.

-Hah, you are clever as a fox lord de Villeroi. Wise as an old oak. But if you like elven architecture so much, you should visit my mansion in the hills.

-Is it ancient ?

-No, nothing in this city is, it is a shallow parody of elven and human life. A disgusting hybrid. People here try to build impressively to compensate for the lack of history.

-Like some burghers and merchants so.

-Burghers ? Merchants ? I was thinking dwarves, but yes, we can agree on that. New money has poor taste. My family's home deep in the coast of the Imperial Corelands is something out of legends, but here, no, it is a small country house, with all that is needed, balconies, ballustrade, a magical fountain, even an aviary to keep my sweet sister's giant eagle. The beast has the appetite of a true griffon and the number of feathers that it leaves is absurd, but seeing the smile on my sister's face when she flies on it can warm even my drunken heart.

You turned towards him, surprised.

-Pardon me, your excellency, but have you just said, flying on it ? Not flying it ?

-On it of course. It is a giant eagle, not the simple beast. It is an intelligent beast, she had to convince him to live with her when she is here, she owns a necklace of animal talking.

-She can talk to animals ?

-Because of the enchanted necklace yes. I could, or you could too if you put it on.

You imagined a conversation with your wise Pâquerette, your palfrey, and shook your head at the absurdity of it. You wondered about what the old beast would complain. You then were taken by the nostalgy, not of beasts, but of sisters and asked.

-Is your sister the eldest ?

-Her ? No... She is my youngest, we have more or less three millennia of difference. A romantical evening of our parents, and some spiced wine had them behaving like young lovebirds again for a few decades, and she was born. She is a kind heart and she helped me many times, you have some siblings too.

-Many, and among them a little sister. Even if we do not have the same age gap than you and yours, and that she prefers falconry to riding the falcon, if I may say.
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>>6276814

This seemed to amuse Servmiabarel who raised his glass of wine and asked.

-She seems to be charming. And there is no risk of her running with a human ! Hehehe. But tell me, since you are new here you must have your mind filled with many interrogations.

-Yes indeed your excellency, first I wish to know how to recognise everyone. I have seen one of the princes I think, in the middle of high barons but I was unable to recognize who it was.

-Where was he going ?

-Near the battlements, they were outside, at least twenty of them, dressed in the Guelph manner in robes. But with golden or silver trim. There were lord dressed in more conventional way too.

Servmiabarel answered amusedly about it.

-You saw Prince Fulrion, grandson of our queen. He has silvery blonde hair, long features, slightly pointed ears and silver eyes. Always near the duke of Ing, a human with a brown beard and a square face. Lord Dorenlar, a blond elf of light elf stock is one of his best friends but he is close to some young human noblemen too.

-Fulrion ? I have heard of his Highness, and heard that he is the heir to the throne.

Servmiabarel stopped you, explaining the thing.

-Do not tell me this, Lord de Villeroi, do not tell such things here. The chancellor, Alabastardion would immediately dislike you, just like half of the court.

You wondered why, and looked at him.

-I beg your pardon your excellency, I have heard about the conflict of succession but...

He corrected you, explaining immediately.

-You see, Her Majesty the Queen reigned, but she had no children with the human king of Bifuria. She married again and even if her human husband, the duke of Yesman, a very pleasant fellow, died a century ago they had a son, the Prince Unluckias. He was probably poisoned by the Bofurians 20 years ago, but he had the time to marry twice. First with an elven lady, the Countess of Underwood, murdered by agents of B'beg the Terrible 30 years ago, but they had a daughter, Notyumanea, three quarter elf, a very beautiful princess as skilled with the sword as she is with the harp. She is 37 now but looks young. Meanwhile in his second mariage, the deceased Unluckias married a human woman, the daughter of the Duke of Ing, one of the most powerful human lords of the realm, and allied with some elves too. They had a son, prince Fulrion, that you just saw, three quarters human, with a lifespan of no more than a century and already 22, he is supported by his family and many vassals who fear long reigns. Others fear him.
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>>6276816

You nodded, remembering your conversation with count Careless about it. You were really scandalized by the fact that you would have a lady knowing how to wage war as a ruler, you already had enough with Lady Sue in your lordship. But you answered calmly.

-Yes and according to elven law the eldest must inherit while according to human law it is the first male child.

-Exactly, and Alabastardion, our new Chancellor, is a supporter of the Notyumanea party, while the last chancellor was for Fulrion.

You then dared to ask, while you were walking alone on the battlements and looking at the waterfalls bellow.

-And what about prince Paulus, I have...

-Do not tell his name here lord de Villeroi ! Do not ! I have seen so much malcontents telling that prince Paulus will come and right all their wrongs. That he is the true descendant of the last king of Bifuria. They even wanted to send me to kill him when I was drunk ! I refused of course because it would be dishonorable, and probably only strain our relationship with the Imperial core and make the malcontents ever more malcontent. He is not spoken about here...

-But, you served the king of Bifuria you must...

-We will be able to speak in my residence. No more speaking of the king.

You nodded, sorry for your rather naive question. You still managed to ask.

-And about the Queen ? You must know her Majesty well, I have only heard rumors about her, what should I wait when meeting her. And the new chancellor too, Alabastardion.

-Alabastardion is an ambitious elf, the leaves of his life trees are soaring high in the sky and he has an excellent policy against race mixing. Unfortunately I fear that he is too young and wants to do everything too quickly. And lacks patience and understanding for the humans in our realm. The queen named him because he was young and dynamic, only several centuries old and active. And about Her Majesty Leilatha the Fair... I am a loyal subject, but even those that are her enemies admit that she is intelligent, well read and a very powerful mage. But she is young, only 300 years old. And she reigned for 180 of them in Bifuria. And you see, it is why I think that the system built had flaws. A 300 years old monarch, in an elven realm, is not considered to be wise enough to rule and has to be counselled by a council of elders or of highborn, to shape him. So her Majesty cannot order the elven lords, even if they are disparate, around without beeing seen as "too human", while for the humans her rule is too long, 180 years, three human lives. And with her being not legitimate according to human law, it brings discontent, she tries to balance it with empowering her council, and it could work, everything depends on her councilors. And she has to find friends among those who are not concerned about succession laws : the guilds.
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>>6276818

You grimaced, like in France, the royal power was bolstered by the burghers, who twisted it in their own ways. But here you had magical burghers, you still remembered her words about the Mage's Guild and you asked.

-Like the Mage's Guild ?

-Yes ! She is even a member.

-A queen ? Member of some guild like a common cobbler ?!? How...

-All mages are, and they provide her majesty with an important support, for their own goals. So you better not criticize them.

-It is outrageous !

-You should learn to be discreet Lord de Villeroi... Even if you are not a man of intrigue, but a man of honor, like me. I can understand that for someone who fights with honor, being at the mercy of some limp wristed mage who can teleport you in an abyssal dimension before you can get to him is annoying but such is life...

You thanked him by nodding, and while you were walking on the walls you decided to talk to him. You decided of course to avoid the topic of Prince Paulus, you remembered that Count Hapyon Careless called him "mad".

>Tell me more about these malcontents, they must have leaders or something ?
>You have enemies at court you said ? Is there someone I should worry about ?
>Tell me more about prince Fulrion, I understand that he is a fine knight, but has he distinguished himself somehow ?
>Tell me more about princess Notyumanea, she seems to be a kind lady but has she distinguished herself somehow. Is she married to a noble family of the realm ?
>Tell me more about the duke of Ing.
>You talked about important Guelph Lords, who are they, they seem to behave like Normans in England.
>You talked about old Bifurian nobility, I do not know much more than the Count Hapyon Careless.
>Are the finances of the realm well. In our lands the King had to borrow money from the jews, the lombards and the Templar Order.
>Ask about Alabastardion centralising policies, or his fiscal policies.
>Ask Servmiabarel about why he is so opposed to "race mixing"
>Ask Servmiabarel what to do at court for amusement.
>Ask Servmiabarel about his family.
>Ask Servmiabarel about the imperial Corelands.
>Other (write in)
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>>6276821

Oh, I forgot to write, choose maximum 3 choices please.
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>>6276821
>Ask Servmiabarel about why he is so opposed to "race mixing"
>Ask Servmiabarel what to do at court for amusement.
>Ask Servmiabarel about his family.
Lets not be all business with our new friend, no?
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>>6276821
>You have enemies at court you said ? Is there someone I should worry about ?
>Tell me more about princess Notyumanea, she seems to be a kind lady but has she distinguished herself somehow. Is she married to a noble family of the realm ?
>Ask Servmiabarel about his family.
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>>6276874
Well said good sir, it is by genuine friendship that we have the best allies.

>>6276985

I will try to wait for a third answer to answer completely but I will begin writing now.
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>>6276821
>You have enemies at court you said ? Is there someone I should worry about ?
>Ask Servmiabarel what to do at court for amusement.
>Tell me more about princess Notyumanea, she seems to be a kind lady but has she distinguished herself somehow. Is she married to a noble family of the realm ?
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>>6276874
>>6276985
>>6277523

I gave you a small guide, sometimes a family tree is better than long explanations.

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You decided to ask the count about his family. In a pleasant voice you told him.

-You told me about your sister but are you numerous in your family. You told yesterday that you were count of Mytab...

-It is a recent title, given by the Queen, I am from the Macilii, an old line of light elves, old as the world itself, nobility already from the first High Realm, my grandfather remembers this time. We have always produced blademasters, we studied the blade when other races were still playing with sticks and stone. Today these lands have been intregrated in the Empire, invaded, and my father still rules, he is a Count in the Imperial Corelands. But I am afraid that we have not many children, in more than ten thousand years of existence my parents had three, and my elder brother died, fortunately he has one male child. And as for my own marriage, it...

You understood that he would fall in melancholy again, like yesterday, when he quickly finished his cup of wine and demanded another one. You decided to change the subject.

-Tell me more about princess Notyumanea, she seems to be a kind lady but has she distinguished herself somehow. Is she married to a noble family of the realm ?

The count seemed to chuckle, and explained slowly.

-You see, lord de Villeroi, you put your hand on one of the major problems of the realm. Princess Notyumanea is a beautiful lady, skilled in sewing, dancing and playing the harp as much as in the art of war and magic, she has had an excellent education. She enchanted her coronet herself. Unfortunately her marriage is a major problem. She is three quarter elf so she could reliably live for several centuries, and will not know aging untill later. But for elves 37 is very young for a marriage. So the elven houses push for her to be married to an elf, to produce practically pure blooded elves later. Some like Alabastardion would want their son to be her husband, even if they are clever enough not to tell it. And others plot. In the human realm and even among some elves some push for her to be married to a human so their kids would have more human blood and it will show the union of our realm and avoid a too long reign. The dukes of Opportu and of Nist have already asked for her hand to be given to their sons. I have even heard propositions to marry her with a half-elf to create a line of disgusting hybrids ! Imagine the shame, fortunately there is not enough half-elves of blue blood so it shall not pass. Even some adventurers hope to marry her.

-Vagrants ?!? How uncouth !

-Yes indeed, it will not come to pass. But people are divided and there is no marriage just like prince Fulrion is a bachelor. The queen waits before marrying her grandchildren and heirs.
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>>6277851

You gravely nodded, learning that this Notyumanea was a witch made her less sympathetic. Besides only fools would let a woman reign. As said Gaucher de Châtillon "Do you see lady or damsel commanding the armies ? Impure each month, fat each year ? Or commanding to the vassals when they cannot even command to the moods of their own nature ? No, lillies do not spin nor their weave." This last part was from the Bible and if Jesus Christ did not take directly about the kingdom of France when mentioning lillies it was the realm's sigil and so an excellent comparison. You thanked Servmiabarel.

-Thank you very much your excellency, and as I see the court full of different parties. Like any court... But do you have enemies there ? Is there someone I should worry about ?

-Besides those who tried to kill you you mean ?

It was your time to chuckle. The Guelph answered then, a servant having arrived with some wine and having poured him it in a thin golden cup sculpted like a tree with it's branches, a masterwork indeed.

-I only meant to be prudent your excellency.

-I am not a master of intrigues lord de Villeroi. But beware of the current master at arms of the palace, Bestanas, he has taught the blade to the prince and the princess and is jealous of his position, close to both of them, probably supports the new Chancellor. For the rest many people consider me to drunk to be their enemy. And about you, you should worry about the barons of Bougres and the Merchant's guild.

You raised an eyebrow and before you could ask he explained himself.

-They are allies of the old chancellor, he gave them privileges, well they are the remaining of his allies, the rest have been put to the sword by the new one.

You thanked him, wanting to continue the conversation.

>Ask Servmiabarel about his past and about Bb'eg the Terrible perhaps he has faced him.
>Ask Servmiabarel about the man that everyone seems to fear and that you put to flight Abovyurlevel.
>Ask Servmiabarel if his family has connections to the Emperors of India.
>Ask Servmiabarel, who is old and wise, if he heard about the Prester John and if there is a Christian kingdom in India.
>Ask Servmiabarel how to have fun at court. What are the activities.
>Ask Servmiabarel whom he thinks will marry princess Notyumanea, and who what lady will marry prince Fulrion.
>Ask Servmiabarel about the most powerful nobles in the realm.
>Ask Servmiabarel if he has friends at court.
>Ask Servmiabarel if he knows count Careless.
>Ask Servmiabarel about the barons of Bougres and the merchant guild. What privileges did they have and why do they hate you.
>Other (write in)
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>>6277855
>Ask Servmiabarel, who is old and wise, if he heard about the Prester John and if there is a Christian kingdom in India.
The rest is too much intrigue for our good, nightly fellow, I fear. Well, except that merchants guild and these barons who, if they are affiliated, it clear why they hate us: merchants and burghers and their friends hate men who respect good feudal law and the enforce the god-given privilieges of the nobility!
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>>6277855
>>Ask Servmiabarel, who is old and wise, if he heard about the Prester John and if there is a Christian kingdom in India.
>>Ask Servmiabarel how to have fun at court. What are the activities.
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>>6277855
>>Ask Servmiabarel how to have fun at court. What are the activities.
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>>6278097
Of course, those who are not born are always jealous of those who were. These fools pretend that their capacity to lie, cheat and intigue might permit them to be heard by the powers that be. They should have their taxes doubled for their insolence or they will become reckless.

>>6278254
>>6278339

You decided to ask Servmiabarel the most basic, but necessary question that you had on your mind.

-Your excellency, you told me that you were four thousand years old, and it seems that you are well travelled in the Indias. Have you heard about Prester John, in these last 1200 years. A christian priest who became king in your lands.

The ears of the Guelph twitched and he took a thoughtful expression. He told.

-A priest you say... Called John... I have... Known several priests called John, but none who were at the same time kings I am afraid. And what is a christian by the way ?

-A follower of the Lord... But... If you do not know such realm, it must be somewhere else, I should ask Brother Louis, he is a learned man. A templar.

-A templar ?

-A member of the Order of the Temple, of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon if you prefer, a soldier-monk, as skilled with a blade as he is pious and wise. He is far more well read than I am.

-We call that a paladin here.

-No, no, he is not on par with the warriors of Charlemagne.

You could not say that you knew them, but the vision where you saw Roland, amongst others, striking several saxons, left a strong impression on you. The glorious past of your ancestors shone upon you and reminded you why you were of high birth. Still, the man seemed curious.

-Charlemagne ?

-Our Emperor, he ruled 500 years ago, a great man who united Christendom, or almost did, and converted many pagans. He is one of the greatest rulers of France.

-You should one day tell me about the history of your realm, before some red wine of course, it is always pleasant to discuss of such things.

-I will be glad to do it your Excellency. By the way, do you know about the activities at the court, there seem to be no banquet or tournament.

-The courtiers play cards or chess in several halls or play in the gardens, young men and women flirt with each-other. Sometimes there is special activities like falconry of course, or song and dance contests, but for now the court is calm. Let us take a tour. There is always wine in the cellars and I know the stewards in charge of the kitchens, we can go taste it if you want. Generally when the queen and her council are busy ruling, as in the morning, we may watch some bouts between knights in the courtyard, or compete in archery we can even listen to some musicians. There is a portal too, to the woods of Tricked, for wood elves who miss home. We could walk towards the world trees even if I suppose that you will not be able to appreciate their beauty. There is a huge library too, if you love reading. I shall show you the way, where should we go first ?
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>>6278615

You understood that he wanted to judge even more your character. You ignored what were some of the activities. You regretted the lack of a court jester, what is a royal court without a fool who will tell amusing stories and jokes ? You still asked.

>Let us try to play a game of chess.
>Let us see if the cellars of her majesty contain wine worthy of royalty.
>I would love to see how the finest knights of the realm train.
>An archery contest, I am not excellent with a bow myself but it can be amusing.
>I would love to listen to some music.
>A portal ? To a forest ? A servant woman told me about this marvel yesterday. I wish to see if her stories are true.
>I am curious to see the extent of a royal library. Is it as great at those of the oldest monasteries ?
>Is there not a court jester ? Or perhaps even a court dwarf so we may mock him.
>Other (write in)
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>>6278618
>I would love to see how the finest knights of the realm train.
We both love the sword, after all. maybe we can get pointers?
Seeing a real world tree would be quite the thing for Charles, I'm sure, but mudcore might cause the portal to fail.
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>>6278618
>>I am curious to see the extent of a royal library. Is it as great at those of the oldest monasteries ?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>6278639
>>6278716
Two different choices, I will have to roll. And indeed, using the portal would have been fun (I would have requested a roll on one of those big tables that old rpg's are so fond of).

I shall roll 1d2 and see if the first or the second choice wins.
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>>6278716

You decided to ask.

-I am curious to see the extent of a royal library. Is it as great at those of the oldest monasteries ?

It surprised the brave count who did not expect you to be well read. You were not, in fact you were illiterate since a few months ago, but you had a fiancée who loved to read so you decided to see what marvels could she like. Servmiabarel told you.

-You are a scholar then. Let us go, the library is impressive, it contains many tomes of historical, philosophical, scientific and magical knowledge. And about it's size we always say that a library is like a tree, it grows in every direction each year, it's leaves opening to the sun, knowledge brings knowledge.

You nodded before his wise words while following him on the walls and under a colonnade. The beautiful white stones and the golden decorations of the palace impressed you. You saluted some courtiers and looked at the dress of a very elegant Guelph lady with dark blonde hair who had a cristalline laugh. She was unfortunately with some lord. You then finally saw a gate in a very polished white stone that seemed to almost glow. Servmiabarel explained you.

-These are moonstone gates, the moon means hidden wisdom to the wood elves. They always place moonstones in their libraries, since Kubrickas pretended to get to the moon and give hidden knowledge to them. Follow me.

He told while you entered, the library was guarded by two soldiers. Once inside Servmiabarel showed you a cat man dressed in blue robes in the middle of a desk of white wood sculpted in the intricate Guelph style. He must be the responsible of those archives. Servmiabarel explained.

-This is Gepete, master of the royal library. We should ask him for directions.

You thanked Servmiabarel. Because what you saw was simply the most imposing library that you ever saw. Very strangely books seemed to be put vertically on shelves here, just like in the bookshop that you visited. There were at least two floors and probably several thousand books, strangely you did not see the army of scribes necessary to write and copy all of them. Even more strangely, no chains retained the books, people seemed not to fear thieves. You asked why.

-There is no chains to prevent theft ?

-No, no, the room is enchanted, the books cannot be taken outside without permission.
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>>6279528

You did the sign of the cross. Witchcraft and devilry permeated the place. Once more nothing good could come out of books. You still basked in the smell of parchment, before finally coming before the Cat Getepe. Servmiabarel asked him.

-Dear Getepe, this is Lord Charles de Villeroi, a brave lord who is interested in seeing this library.

-I am happy to see you your excellency. And it is an honor my lord. We have many unique books here, not the archival records of course, they are kept elsewhere, but we treat every subject from poetry to fencing treatises, to geography atlases or tomes of magic. We have a total of 10 000 books. It is not the Imperial Library of course but it is perhaps one of the most completes in Bifuria comparable only with the one of the monastery of the Seekers of the Deep.

10 000 books ! You never even imagined that so much books existed and that people wrote so much. You complimented the cat of course, you were not a specialist of cat affairs, they were after all creatures of the devil according to some priests and were not of good company in general. They were useful to hunt pests but not pets, unlike a loyal hunting hound they would not protect their masters. And ferrets or weasels were more popular be it amongst the nobility or the peasantry. You were suspicious of cat people too, after all they were the spawn of bestiality, which was a sin. And with a cat it was a grave sin. Unlike the fancy that some of your Frankish ancestors had for fucking horses in the absence of women (it was a terrible sin that deserved penitence but was understandable) a cat could be a demon.

And you heard that deep in the Alps, Waldensian heretics accepted to serve their dark master by kissing the ass of a demon who took the form of a cat. The fact that this Getepe was the son of a cat fornicator meant that his parents were perhaps some Waldensian extremists who decided to push this intimacy with a demon even further. Whatever, you were not in a court to judge if it was the cat who had seduced one parent of this Getepe, or if they were both taken in a disgusting passion, or if the cat was an innocent victim of a degenerate man. To know who was responsible. Nevertheless this Getepe seemed less Waldensian than the other cat person that you interacted with, you remembered this female cat that you sawed the legs off in the dungeons of the Mage's Guild to escape, she menaced to kill all humans and repeated it more and more and was completely mad. It was a clear case of possession, you could tell it even if you were not an exorcist. Perhaps caused by her Waldensian heritage or perhaps by the foul magics of the denizens of the Mage's guild headquarters of Pleasantville.
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>>6279530

Whatever cats should be watched, even if they are half human. You remembered being sceptical at the wish of Rose to have a white fluffy cat, but after much thought a white cat was white, that made him better than a black cat, and she looked at you too pleadingly for you to refuse. Some would call you hypocritical, foolish or weak-willed but these men have never been married or never loved a woman. Because as anyone knows, in a couple the man is the head, but the woman is the neck, where she turns the head follows. Such is the reality of life. It was in the middle of these reflexions that Getepe asked you.

-Do you wish to consult a particular book, or a book on a particular subject your lordship ?

>I would wish to see a treatise about history.
>May I see where you keep your poetry books ?
>Perhaps an Atlas of Geography would be helpful.
>I would like to see something on alchemy.
>Theology is the queen of sciences, do you have anything about it.
>Perhaps some treatise of Heraldry would be helpful.
>Do you have some treatise about law ? Perhaps a "coutumier" containing some laws of the realm.
>Where do you store your chivalric romans ?
>His excellency Servmiabarel told me about fencing treatises, I would be curious to see them.
>I simply wanted to see the library with my own eyes. I unfortunately do not have the time to read today.
>Other (write in)
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>>6279531
>Perhaps some treatise of Heraldry would be helpful.
We've been having trouble identifying people, after all.
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>>6279531
>>Perhaps an Atlas of Geography would be helpful.
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>>6279531
>Perhaps some treatise of Heraldry would be helpful
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>>6279551
Indeed, it is a wise choice.

>>6279567
>>6279756

You decided to consult a tome of heraldry, first because you did not need to know how to read to enjoy it. You knew how to recognise a ducal or a countal or a baronnial crown. The fact that you read, even slowly, could help you understand whose house was represented. Plus you could try to understand how some sygils, like those of Guelphs or short scotsmen here, were organised. So you asked.

-Perhaps some treatise of Heraldry would be helpful.

Getepe nodded and told you.

-Of course, please follow me my lord.

The brave Servmiabarel explained you then.

-If you are going to read I shall leave you here undisturbed, lord de Villeroi, it has been a pleasure.

-The pleasure is mine your excellency, thank you once more for your help.

And with these words you parted ways, following Getepe to the second floor of the library. There you found leather bound tomes that he presented you as the "Coats of Arms of the Kingdom of Bifuria" a far bigger tome called the "Great Armorial of the Empire" and a third one indicating the "Old families of Bifurian Nobility" a good way to root out people who were not well born but masqueraded as such. There was a book too, about "The Great Houses of the Wood Elves". You had to choose one and begin to read it, probably on a white wooden table under a huge window.

>Coats of Arms of the Kingdom of Bifuria
>Great Armorial of the Empire
>Great Armorial of the Empire
>The Great Houses of the Wood Elves
>Other (write in)
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>>6279927
>Old families of Bifurian Nobility
Good to know who the real nobles are, and not the new upjumped commoners
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>>6279927
>The Great Houses of the Wood Elves
The politics of the elves is, alas, our main obstacle to greatness right now.
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>>6279975
>>6279983

I shall wait for another answer good sirs, both of your opinions are viable and wise. Three shall be the good number, as in the Holy Trinity.
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>>6279927
>The Great Houses of the Wood Elves
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>>6279975
By Saint Denis I forgot to write it and wrote twice about the Great Armorial, it is what ruling a demesne does, you have no time for writing.

>>6279983
And it seems that it will be oour subject (and not only of horrible puns).

>>6280496

You decided to take the book about the great houses of the Wood Guelphs, perhaps you will finally understand where they came from, Italy did not seem to be a forested land, at least if you compared it to the neighboring regions of Christendom. And fortunately the book was written in good French, not in latin or some other tongue like the one of the Guelphs here. So you asked.

-I shall take the book about the Great Houses of the Wood Guelphs please.

-Oh, an excellent choice. Take it please.

Told the cat man who gave you the book, fortunately he had not used his claws on it even if you had to brush some fur from the book, what a strange idea to give a library to a furred waldensian. Still, you began to read, even if it was slowly. Your eyes watching each illumination with glee, it was exquisitely copied and you had to admit that these Guelphs knew what they were doing when they were making books.

You learned many interesting things. Apparently the Wood Guelphs lived in the woods ! Great news ! They even had a woodland realm around the city of Tricked and many other enclaves. This realm was conquered by Bifurian and imperial troops more or less 200 years ago and the king of Bifuria married the current queen who had inherited the Throne, her father, the ancient king of Tricked, retired into a monastery like the vanquished Frankish kings of old. His son, the queen's brother, was the new duke of Tricked. All Guelphs according to the treaty of Tricked became exempt of all taxes.
The author of the book explains that this privilege is given too to Light Guelphs called "Light Elves" and who have been a part of Imperial society from a long time ago and who had their kingdoms in other places and were all integrated in Imperial society more than a thousand years ago. Sea Guelphs existed too, interesting, they seemed to be merchants living in ports and islands and living often in the southern empire, they profited from the same privileges and several nobles lived in Bifuria but they were, like Light Guelphs, immigrants and the book was about the noble houses of the Tricked kingdom. There were Dark Guelphs too living underground or with Bb'eg the Terrible but they were seen as enemies, the privileges of no taxes were extended to them recently under Chancellor Wickedson in a "rehabilitating evil races decree" you wondered what it meant.
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>>6281396

Before being integrated in the empire the great houses of Tricked had no titles of Duke, Lord, Count or Baron. They were simply "Lords" and lead some kind of clans, like Scotsmen or Irishmen, you deduced that they were Celtic savages and you laughed. Italians behaving like some savages, it was amusing. Still, they seemed to be pagan and worship nature idols. They used banners more than shields and their coat of arms had, by principle, natural "meubles" and never symbols and creatures of war because they found glorification of war distasteful in a coat of arms.

You began to look into the Royal House of Tricked, the house of Singintherainn with it's emblem an oak leaf, gold on a field of sinople. It was an old line that was elected by the other clans 2000 years ago to be the royal house. Interesting fact, the eldest child of a house inherited, be it a boy or a girl, the Guelphs seemed to be barbaric and let their women even perform military duties and wear pants. No wonders they were close to lady Sue.
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>>6281398

You had the time to see the emblems of several other houses, each one had a role in the old kingdom of Tricked before it's integration of Bifuria. These great houses have kept their ancestral lands in Tricked but have received titles from Queen Leilatha the Fair :
-House Chieftainn, who were historically commanders of the armies, they are now dukes of Crownshield, their emblem is a silver horse on a brown field. A color on your shield too, but not in French heraldry rules.
-House Tastevainn responsibles of the cellars of the realm, their emblem is a light green grape leaf on a green shield. They are now counts of Fullcup. You disliked them because it was against the rules of heraldry to have such an emblem. You wondered how to distinguish it on a battlefield.
-House Tearstainn, who were keepers of history records under Tricked, who are now counts of the Pearl River, their emblem is a sinople willow tree on an azure field. An stain on a stain, what a shame.
-House Quarantainn was the house of Healers in tricked. It's emblem is a purple-loosestrife on a white field, they are counts of Salicaria now.
-House Shatterbrainn who were the most powerful mages of Tricked, their emblem is a green oak tree on a purple field. They are dukes of Borderhill in Bifuria.
-House Amainn who were the masters of the hunt of the ancient kings of Tricked. Their coat of arms is a brown stag on a green field. They are now Marquesses of the Southern March in Bifuria.
-House Aiwainn who were the ancient keepers of the gardens of the kings. Their emblem is three green pine trees on a red field. They are now Counts of the Great Grove in ancient human lands near Tricked.
-House Archvillainn who were the ancient masters of whisperers of the kings of Tricked. Their emblem is a golden triskele on a black field. They have become Marquesses of the Wildwood, a new title created for them recently.
-House Bargainn, who were the stewards of the kings of Tricked, their emblem is a sable ermine on a golden field, they are now Dukes of the Golden Road.
-House Winterhainn, who were the masters of rituals and chamberlains of the kings of Tricked, their emblem is a green falcon on a white field, they are counts of Farplace.
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>>6281399

You could only see that many of the old Tricked nobility got lands, under the reign of queen Leilatha, in place of local Bifurians and you began to understand the tensions between the two groups and the hatred of your count Careless for the Guelphs. They seemed to have taken three duchies, two marches and five counties in the realm. You remembered Oldfossil explaining that there were a dozen duchies in Bifuria and the fact that a quarter of the dukes had been replaced baffled you. You had no time to see the history of each house or the inferior titles because there was some movement, you asked Gepete what it was, going down the stairs, and he explained that her Majesty the queen will hold court in the throne room. You decided of course to come, but first you wished to.

>Try to find Servmiabarel and then go to the throne room
>Try to find your men then go to the throne room.
>Directly go to the throne room.
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>>6281400
>>Try to find your men then go to the throne room.
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>>6281400
>Try to find your men then go to the throne room.
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>>6281400
>Try to find your men then go to the throne room.
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>>6281400
>Try to find your men then go to the throne room.
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>>6281985

You decided to go back to your quarters and find your men before going to see the queen holding court. But when you walked back there you were surprised to hear two young women arguing, one whose voice you recognized easily. It was Elana, she was dressed in a simple dress, the dress that one of your servant girls would wear in your castle, and was arguing with a tall guelph blonde servant who scolded her. Even guelph servants had some grace and pompousness that made them look like lords, it was disturbing. Still, the guelph servant was telling.

-And I assure you that it will not be tolerated. His excellency count Thisisnotanotel, does not want to smell your half goblin creature and see it. Plus I am sure that he stole something.

Elena was crossing her arms and not backing down, her face was a little red when she told.

-It is not a half goblin, he is human and you will not besmirch the servants of Lord de Villeroi like this. My lord will administer justice if one of our men misbehaved but we have been invited here by her majesty the queen and we have the right to walk here.

The guelph lady continued.

-It is not a reason to stink over all the corridor, do your lord lacks hygiene ? Or he likes to be surrounded by thin dwarves and goblins ?

You understood that she mocked Elana's height, who was one and half heads smaller than her. And before your maid, that you saw closing her eyes and asking the Lord above to give her strength to remain calm you appeared and asked.

-What is happening and what is this tale of Ghibellines ?

Both the girls bowed, the guelph after seeing that Elana did the thing, they then spoke at the same time and you had to ask them.

-Enough, Elana, speak first.

-It is Ancel, this... Pleasant young maid... Is telling us that he stinks too much when he came to help me and the servants clean your room, he insisted to guard it too, since there have been a murder attempt against you my lord. I have been with him. Now he is in the servants quarter. And this young servant... (Elana tried to put en emphasis in the words young and servant) tells that he has stolen something in her liege lord's treasury without any proof.

Knowing Ancel she was probably right, this man looted everything not nailed down, you should whip him on principles. But still, your servant could not be seen as a thief. You nodded to Elana and asked the guelph.

-So my servants are not "good enough" ?
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>>6282155

She answered humbly, but with an angry glare towards Elana.

-Your lordship, I am simply a servant of Count Bateldor Tearstainn, and his excellency has complained about the smells. And thefts, we saw a red haired, half human with goblinoid features lurk around and we learned that he was from your household. His excellency simply asks you to keep him far away from the guests quarters.

She was well mannered and politely reminded you that this count was above you in the feudal hierarchy. You tried to remember, counts of the Pearl River these Tearstainns, with an horrendous emblem, but you wondered where this Pearl River was. Still you decided to answer.

>I admit that my Ancel has not bathed for long, last time it was when he fell into a river. Tell your master that my servant is perhaps not very gracious or of polite company but he is crafty and smells tracks well. I shall bathe him and he will keep serving me.
>I have to go to court, Elana, tell me where are Brother Louis and my dear Bohémond. As for your story with Ancel, I shall see it later. Do not bother my servants, and go back to your master wench.
>Ghibelline ? I do not know if Ancel knows about Guelphs and Ghibellines but know that me and my household are on the side of the Guelphs. Now begone. I have heard you.
>If there was theft tell your master that it shall be punished. And about Ancel he shall not trouble you anymore.
>Other (write in)

After your answer you received directions from Elana, she indicated you where to find your men and you were soon going to the great hall.

On the road Brother Louis explained you.

-I never saw such architecture, it is truly impressive monseigneur.

And Bohémond added.

-It looks like a castle like Camelot, something from legend, yet all is quite new. And the ladies... Not counting the bards. I heard some of them, truly monseigneur it is a place of arts. Naples must look like this.

The old Templar frowned.

-Naples did not have such buildings, even today after the new artists are trying to embellish them and... By all the saints !

You turned towards him.

-What is it Brother Louis ?

-By all the saints ! A Saracen monseigneur ! Look !

You saw several Saracens, you were rather always baffled by how they walked unimpeded in the realm but you got quite accustomed to it. Several of your own subjects were Saracens. So even if they were as horrible physically as the Song of Roland made them, you were not surprised.

-Be more specific. I saw several.

-No, he... He was a true Saracen monseigneur ! A true one ! Not a Saracen dressing in Indian clothes. A Saracen from the holy land or Egypt, or Tunis where King Saint Louis perished... He... He disappeared into the crowd that is going to the throne room.
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>>6282156

You ordered.

-Let us get after him.

And so you were all trying to enter. Smiling to a beautiful lady and letting her pass, and pursuing this strange Saracen. You had trouble recognising him in the crowd and even Brother Louis, who could recognise him, had trouble. You had to admit it was hard, the throneroom was impressive, a true marvel of architecture where the great columns that supported the ceiling worthy of a cathedral, looked like trees made of stone. They seemed to form a canopy. But it was full, and you understood that you would need to be in the first ranks to see something. Or you would get lost. Brother Louis tried to find his saracen, but, if you were a tall man, even for Indians that tended to be taller than Frenchmen, and Bohémond was above average, and in the average here, Brother Louis was of an average height for a Frenchman and so shorter than most indians, not counting the Guelphs who were often even taller than you. So your brave brother Templar could see nothing. And even if you saw dark faces you wondered what they looked like. You tried to ask.

-What is his dress ?

-He has robes monseigneur, and a turban, to cover his head, a kind of scarf. His green robes have arabesques embroideries. He carries a curved sword. He isn't very tall.

-I cannot see their swords from here, only the heads... And all of them have embroidered motifs and wear robes, well at least all the guelphs.

You tried to look around, while everyone waited for the queen, but you were pushed in by new arrivals, finally you saw it, a green headscarf. Embroidered. It was far away, you could try to push some people to find the man. Because after all, having news of the Holy Land, who was considerably closer to France than India, would be interesting. But you wanted to see the queen by being in the first ranks even if it meant losing this source of information about Christendom. You wondered where Servmiabarel was too.

>Try to find the saracen and get to him
>Try to find a place in the first ranks to see how the queen will hold court
>Try to find Servmiabarel in the crowd
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>>6282156
>I have to go to court, Elana, tell me where are Brother Louis and my dear Bohémond. As for your story with Ancel, I shall see it later. Do not bother my servants, and go back to your master wench.
He is Ancel, we must live with it

>>6282158
>Try to find Servmiabarel in the crowd
It is best to stick with someone more experienced in the royal court since it is our first time
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>>6282156
>I admit that my Ancel has not bathed for long, last time it was when he fell into a river. Tell your master that my servant is perhaps not very gracious or of polite company but he is crafty and smells tracks well. I shall bathe him and he will keep serving me.
>If there was theft tell your master that it shall be punished. And about Ancel he shall not trouble you anymore.
He won't like it, but Ancel will live.

>>6282158
>Try to find Servmiabarel in the crowd
>>6282631 is wise.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6282631
>>6282638

I will roll to try to see what choice will be kept in the first answer and begin to write.
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>>6282946
I guess we're haughtymaxxing.
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>>6282631
Of course, Ancel is taillable and corveable at mercy. And I agree with your wisdom.

>>6282638
He survived worse, I am sure he already was bathed, perhaps more than ten times in his life.

>>6283005
Like any rightful gentleman.

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You took the decision to tell Elana and the elven wench that you will deal with the Ancel affair later. You had no time with servants. Now you needed to find someone you knew in court, it meant looking at Servmiabarel. The Guelph was near another blond guelph who had a pointy nose and grey, practically white eyes. You ordered your men to follow them, near a column, breaking the mass of courtiers and shoving some (the men) while politely letting other pass (the women), you were after all an honest french knight. Brother Louis told.

-Is the Saracen...

-We will find him in the end, but we need to move towards someone experienced. Count Servmiabarel helped me and I wish to stand near someone who knows the courtly protocol better than me.

The Templar wished to disobey but he simply followed, grumbling. You advanced together and finally came towards the Count and saluted him.

-Your excellency. I am glad to see you, these are my knights, Bohémond and Brother Louis.

Servmiabarel saluted you politely while the other Guelph seemed to be a bit taken aback. They spoke between them in their tongue and you found it a bit rude before Servmiabarel explained.

-Lord de Villeroi, and you too sirs Knights, I am glad to see you. Here is Viscount Dirion of the White Glade, of house Wintherainn, a friend of mine.

You were glad to have just read about them, Wood Guelph nobility, you knew they were counts of Farplace, this Viscount must be from a cadet branch. It was lucky because their house was ancient chamberlains and masters of rituals. They must be charged of the court. He saluted you with a short.

-My lord.

-Your High Born.

You used the Guelph epithet for a nobleman and that seemed to impress the Viscount. Servmiabarel told.

-Be ready to be called. My friend told me that her majesty will want to thank us after some common affairs...

Before you could speak, the doors at the back of the throne room opened and an old man with a cane and a flamboyant mustache and goatee hit the floor three times with his cane. He explained in a powerful voice.

-Her Majesty the Queen !

Servmiabarel explained you.

-Pompulus Poncius, the chamberlain, a human, he knows all the Bifurian protocol.
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>>6283063

You kept his words in your head, and then several heralds, guards and several councillors, a red haired witch, several Guelph lords, a couple of human ones and a Guelph with wavy dark blonde hair and an incredibly arrogant expression and a hand on the silver pommel of his sword, that Servmiabarel told you was the Chancellor Alabastardion, entered in the room. You could see the Prince Fulrion among them and supposed that princess Notyumanea was there too. The guards kept a perimeter towards the throne and the councillors took place besides it, not turning their back to a royal person when she finally entered. Despite her ornate dress and golden crown she carried herself with an almost surreal elegance and you were happy to see that the woman on the throne today was the one you saw yesterday evening at the fountain that showed you the past. A part of you was glad not to have been fooled. All the room bowed, and you did as such. Leilatha carried herself with queenly dignity and an herald, that was a cagot, took a piece of parchment and began to read.

-Today the first to appear before her majesty will be their graces the dukes of Pepsie and of Cola, about their dispute about their border on the Soda river.

The dispute was more or less like what you saw at the court of France, you supposed that the two dukes must be related because they were both fat and dark brown haired. Only one wore blue clothes and the other red. They both cited charters, documents and several proofs that some villages belonged to their duchies and they demanded to build sawmills on the river. The queen listened to them and then told.

-What do my council thinks of this situation.

The councilors, most of them Guelphs, quickly spoke between themselves, nodding, and it was the Chancellor Alabastardion who spoke, looking at the two lords, then at the queen.

-The council suggests that we should give half of the villages to each of their graces.

The two dukes were horrified and he added.

-And if they are not satisfied, these villages should be given to the royal demesne and then to a lord of your majesty's choosing.

The queen graciously nodded and added.

-A fair and wise decision Chancellor. So, will the dukes be satisfied with this new delimitation of the borders ?
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>>6283064

Both of them mumbled that yes and bowed at the queen, they glared at eachother. You were still wondering if the council was taking all the decisions. And you quickly saw that yes, indeed, the Chancellor seemed to rule everything. When two temples of strange gods were in a quarrel he was the one taking the decision, just like when it was a case between the merchant's guild and the adventurer's guild. When some old servant petitioned for his son to be taken as a page in the household the queen was the one to answer and she approved. For the rest the Chancellor was choosing and she approved his decisions. The exceptions seemed to be deals with magic where she was taken in conversations with terms that you were unable to understand. She acted too in thanking a nobleman who offered her a flying horse. As for the Chancellor he ruled severely, but quite fairly at first, before you managed to remark some things that only the warnings of Count Careless could have made you remarked. When a merchant guild had a problem about a question of tithes on a bridge with a normal so called "human" nobleman, this arrogant pointy eared guelph gave reason to the commoner knaves ! What a shame ! But when it was another guelph he forced the clique of merchants to pay a fine. In general, the chancellor punished and the queen gave rewards. It seemed to be how it worked. Finally, after ten petitions or cases, the cagot herald called.

-Lord Charles de Villeroi, who brought the evidence of the treason of the ancient Chancellor, Vile Wickedson, is called before the court to be rewarded for his service. Because of the vile attempt on his life by followers of the traitor Chancellor and foreign agents he was rescued by his excellency the Count Servmiabarel of Mytab, of the house of Macilii. Who will be rewarded by the realm too.

It was the moment, like everyone, you advanced with your most smug air, before kneeling when you were just before the queen. You felt all the court looking at you, Servmiabarel was right at your right, and when the queen ordered you to raise, she explained.

-Lord de Villeroi, your devotion to the realm has saved it from a most perfidious treachery. The realm learned of your future marriage, and by my will, you shall receive justice for your betrothed, whose father was condemned by the treasonous baron Crook Wickedson. Alabastardion, please read the decree.

The arrogant chancellor cleared his throat and explained.

-By Decree of Her Majesty Queen Leilatha the Fair, the villages of Takable, Questebridge, Faraway and Notfaraway shall be given to lady Rose Takable in exchange for the village of Lasthold that shall be given into custody to the Baron of Someplace.
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>>6283065

You were very happy with this, you had seen Lasthold and the poor tower where Rose was kept, if she will have to give it against four villages it would be excellent, and if Takable was the capital of her father's old holdings, then it will give you a second castle. Excellent news. You only had four of her fourteen villages but with your own four it would be good. Better than nothing at least. You bowed deeply to thank the queen while she nodded to the Chancellor. Alabastardion looked at you with hard eyes and spoke.

-But the realm is in need of brave men. The queen's council has heard that you are a foreigner, lord de Villeroi.

You silently nodded, all humility and grace, the false modesty of the victor.

-So who better than you to be nominated in the highest honor, not in this spring but in the next, for Her Majesty and the Council wish you to enjoy their marriage, you shall be named to lead her majesty's embassy to the Eastern Tyranny. I have no doubt that you will have no problems representing the realm. Count Servmiabarel, who saved your life, proving once again his legendary gallantry, will be leading the embassy too, for his blade could protect you on the roads and his rank is worthy of an ambassador.

You could not believe your luck, ambassador ! You will lead an embassy ! A great travel towards foreign lands with much treasure and responsabilities. You, a humble lord ! On this high functions ! With probably a glorious pay and reward. You remembered how embassies, be they for royal marriages or other occasions were richly equipped, dressed, and how many bribes could an ambassador receive. And you had one year to prepare, you will probably already have a kid a this moment. You were practically beaming with joy. It was a glorious reward. You decided to thank the queen. You heard the people clap around and bowed deeply before your most generous monarch. You then looked at the queen and saw in her eyes that she hoped for you to answer.

>The generosity of your Majesty knows no bounds. (intrigue roll)
>Thank you your majesty, I live to serve the realm. (intrigue roll)
>Wait for Servmiabarel to answer first, he is of higher nobility than you. (intrigue roll)
>Other (write in)

Plus good sirs, please, roll a d12 and a d2
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>6283066
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>>6283066
>Wait for Servmiabarel to answer first, he is of higher nobility than you. (intrigue roll)
Finally got around to actually reading, kek. An embassy! God be praised!
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>>6283066
>Wait for Servmiabarel to answer first, he is of higher nobility than you. (intrigue roll)
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>>6283092

Thank you good sir, by the way if you could roll a d100 with this, with the intrigue roll it is true of >>6283188 too, it would help me greatly, this other roll concerned one of those tables that I love doing for the sake of old scholl roleplaying. By the way, next time I use one, would you wish me to show the content of the table even if it spoils lore for the players or keep it mysterious with a "roll a d12" or something like this ?
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>>6283299
I like surprises so keep it secret
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>>6283066
>Wait for Servmiabarel to answer first, he is of higher nobility than you. (intrigue roll)
An embassy? Such a title of high honour will grant us great prestigious, and the second castle and more villages will strengthen our position (and revenue). Also, what is an eastern tyranny? Is it filled with pagans? If so we should convert them like a good Christian.
Not rolling because I don’t know if we need more.
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>Wait for Servmiabarel to answer first, he is of higher nobility than you. (intrigue roll)

Caught up at last! Cheers to OP for writing a hysterical quest. Ancel best boy by far.
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>>6283299
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>>6283299
>By the way, next time I use one, would you wish me to show the content of the table even if it spoils lore for the players or keep it mysterious
If you don't spoil it, you can reuse it, so save it for later!
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>>6283330
Of course, it is very honourable and good, we are becoming a wealthy lord. And about the Eastern Tyranny, you should inquire about it. Tyranny is a greek name, and greeks always live to the east, they have burned Troy and forced the ancestors of the Franks to flee (everybody knows that Aeneas had a brother called Frankus), it is why in 1204 the wrath of God fell on the schismatic byzantines and the Eastern Latin Empire was established.

>>6283426
Thank you good sir, it always warms my heart to hear bannermen say this.

>>6283454
I shall do as such then.

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Unfortunately my update is very late because Dutchmen have stolen my internet connexion ! Dutchmen are practically Fl*mish so I should have been aware of such perfidy but I can only write from a phone's shared connexion and it is hard logistically. If you know some young and eager knights wanting to prove themselves, or mercenary commanders down on their coin, or even an Archbishop as good with his mace than with his prayers books I am currently assembling an army to take it back. It should be restored on Sunday 10th if the military campaign is successful.

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You looked at Servmiabarel and saw that he seemed to be extremely polite and respectful. Answering.

-It is an honor to serve your majesty.

You remarked that he showed no emotions, surely as an experienced courtier would, and you acted like him. Soon the chancellor continued, his voice even and polite.

-And to reward you for your service, lord Charles, her Majesty has spoken with the Mage's Guild and decided to send you one of her most esteemed healers. Penicilynn is well learned in her arts.

He nodded towards a guelph lady in the audience, she seemed to have white robes like many others and was eerily beautiful, her wavy blonde hair and ice blue eyes still reminded you of another guelph witch. And here, here you were cornered ! You could not refuse before all the court, and you saw that it seemed to be a great honor to be given a court mage by the Queen herself. People already gossiped about it, you could see it in the audience. They were wondering why you needed a mage. You were honestly disgusted with the fact that you had a witch at court, at least you would be able to tolerate, barely, an old mage like Merlin in the Arthurian Cycle or Maugis in the Chanson of the four Aymon sons, they were considered to be positive characters, enchanters. But a woman witch would probably do sabbaths and horribly perverted things. The fact that the beautiful eyes and slender figure of this Penicilynn made you want some unappropriate sabbaths with her, and the thoughts of your sweet lady Rose and her enjoyment of attaching people and doing slightly not catholic things made you imagine very inappropriate scenarios in a second, you crossed yourself immediately, the court thought that it was a gesture of thank you and quickly applauded. You knelt once more before the queen who dismissed you with a gesture of her head.
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>>6284714

You remarked that several people moved to give you and Servmiabarel a place, and that seemed to mean that you had a better status at court. But still, you had to deal with this court mage, who served this damned burgher guild. You thought about arranging an "accident" but it would be improper, and if she was truely a healer, she could perhaps help Becky, you had sworn Rose, and your dear Bohémond, to find everything in your power to cure her and you were a man of your word. You could only admire the talent of the Queen's intrigue, she nominated this mage by the mouth of her Chancellor and before all the court, and in her name. So if you refused you would have to confront the chancellor and would have to do it before all court, wich was impossible. Secondly this new court mage was a healer too, and you had asked for a healer in your private meeting. The fact that this healer could very well be a spy for the crown and the magical burghers was evident, but you needed her so you could not deal with her. Still, this healer was dangerous, you were now sure that your previous thoughts about sabbaths were an attempt at bewitching you. You thanked God Allmighty for his protection. By Saint Denis, this was well played. Still, after the end of afternoon, since the queen still sat and listened to the pleas of several people, you decided to :

>Talk to Servmiabarel about your future ambassadorship.
>Talk to Penicilynn the court mage.
>Try to find the Saracen with Brother Louis
>Other (write in)

PLUS :

For dealing with assassins, scoundrels, evil barons and uncooperative barons and others adventures you have finally managed to give Rose a part of her lands back, for this you gain 100 xp ! Huzzah ! Hosannah !
You unfortunately lose 5 mudcore and 5 piety for having a court mage. Everything cannot be perfect.

Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 845+100 = 945 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 53%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 96-5 = 91
Mudcore : 63-5 = 58

With 55 Mudcore you have a bigger field of gritty realism around you, in this field the most heavy magic will not work and supernatural abilities will not work, oh, and women will lose 4 pounds of strength of course, plus in the field the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud and so your mudcore field will become a bit bigger and stronger but could be transmitted to your children.
Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you.
Next level at 60, your field will become more important and most magic will be impossible to cast near you by the weaker practitioners.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander
-Foreign Etiquette
-Basic Literacy

Traits :
Leader
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>>6284715
>Talk to Penicilynn the court mage.
We have a long time until the ambassadorship, thus a long time to talk with Servmiabarel, the bit-witch on the other hand is too pressing.
Also give her Ancels room when we go back home.
Other than that the loss of murdcore level sucks hard.
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>>6284715
>>Talk to Penicilynn the court mage.
We must convert her
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>>6284715
>Talk to Penicilynn the court mage.
We should get her bearing.

>>6284818
>1dll7qa59_protga.jpg
protect me from such sorceries, Oh Lord Above!

>>6284816
>Other than that the loss of murdcore level sucks hard.
When we get our level back up, her magic will hopefully be disabled, as well... Perhaps after saving Becky, though. The Lord works in mysterious ways, and surely this is all his plan.
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>>6284816
Such is the way of things, Mudcore comes and go like a mudslide.

>>6284818
By Saint Denis ! Thanks for such image, she has big arguments in favor of Guelphs ! Honhonhon.

>>6285005
Of course, everything is God's plan, why would we be in India if not for Him ?

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You took the decision to see your new court mage. After all she will be with you for a long time so you better get to know her. So right after the queen left the room and the courtiers began to disperse you advanced resolutely towards her. You remembered that you had to call court wizards "masters" as would masters in any guild be called. They were no more journeymen or apprentices after all. So you told with a smile.

-Mistress Penicillynn

The Guelph lady, who was tall, perhaps not as tall as you but as tall as Bohémond, nodded and told you.

-Lord de Villeroi ! It is a pleasure to finally meet you. I learned of my assignment this morning and I hope to serve you with my skills and counsels.

You nodded.

-Excellent, excellent. I will not lie to you, I am from a foreign land and court wizards are not a custom that I am accustomed to ! Heh... It is why I took a long time before replacing the late Rollarion McFumbles who was your predecessor at Local. So I do not know exactly what I shall have you do. I guess that you are a healer.

She smiled kindly, like your grandmother would smile at you when you were a child. And explained.

-You do not have court wizards ? Fascinating. Well I am a master of the Restoration school and a thaumaturgist too, knowing the academic arcane arts of medicine and the more tribal ancestral customs of the wood elves. I even studied the magics of human and beastfolk shamans, they are quaint and provincial but very sympathetic. I do not use my magic for harm though so do not wait me to rain fireballs on your foes. It goes against Aeliryn's teachings, I suppose it would be best to be clear about it. But do not despair my lord, I can help in many other ways. I can cast wards and protection, and I can use my knowledge of magic to protect you against magical threats and inquire about magical anomalies in your lands. I will not do domestic magics though, if your cook is unable to make something edible without having it magically enhanced I cannot salvage his cooking for him, or her. By the way, shall I have accomodations ?

Wards, protections ? Aeliryn ? How much heresy was she spouting. And the natural arrogance of the Guelph disturbed you. Woe and tragedy upon those who have to live in pagan lands you thought. But you told.

-The old rooms of the court mage will be cleared for you.

-Good, and will I be able to keep plants there, my lord ?

You nodded, and before you could continue she asked.

-And about my pay...

Here you imitated your Lord Father, you could not try these tricks against hereditary landowners.

-You will see with Oldfossil, such discussions are beneath a lord's attention.
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>>6285754

Your smug look seemed to take her aback and her pretty eyes opened a little bit, before she nodded.

-Yes I will... By the way... Lord de Villeroi, may I ask you... How did you do without court wizards ? In your native lands you mean ? When there were magical threats for exemple ?

>We have priests to give us advice on these matters.
>A man who fears and reveres God Almighty does not have to fear magic.
>Some people asked for gipsies to read them their future, I am not one of those.
>In France magicians are burned, so there is far less magical threats. (Based answer)
>Other (write in)

You then decided to take back control of the conversation by asking.

>Tell me, who or what is Aeliryn ?
>Tell me more about yourself.
>Tell me more about what you can do, these arcane arts of restoration for example ?
>Tell me more about these tribal customs of men and beastfolk ?
>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
>Besides magic do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?
>Did you know Rollarion Mc Fumbles, the previous court wizard of Local. He was from the Mage's Guild too.
>Other (write in)


Choose maximum 3 options for the questions to ask to Penicillynn.
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>>6285756
>We have priests to give us advice on these matters.
It's less hostile than the others, and less likely to blow back on our fledgling Indian Church. It also could segue nicely into a future conversion, once we get properly "muddy" and Aeliryn fails our new mage.

>Tell me, who or what is Aeliryn ?
We had best be prepared for her particular brand of paganism...

>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
We promised.

>Besides magic do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?
Since, for the most part, we won't want her doing satanique magic in our good Christian land.
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>>6285756
>We have priests to give us advice on these matters.
Agreeing with other anon, despite how much I want to choose the based answer
>Tell me more about yourself.
Get a read on her
>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
Her only real practical reason
>Besides magic do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?
In case we don’t burn her

>>6285767
>It also could segue nicely into a future conversion, once we get properly "muddy" and Aeliryn fails our new mage.
We could have tested this out earlier if we force converted Elsa but ah well. Still think marrying her to Ancel would have been hilarious.
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>>6285756
>In France magicians are burned, so there is far less magical threats. (Based answer)

>Tell me, who or what is Aeliryn ?
>Tell me more about yourself.
>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
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>>6285774
Ah, but Elsa is gone, anon. It's time to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
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>>6285756
>Some people asked for gipsies to read them their future, I am not one of those.


>Tell me more about yourself.
>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
>Besides magic do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?
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>>6285756
>In France magicians are burned, so there is far less magical threats. (Based answer)

>Tell me more about yourself.
>Could you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?
>Besides magic do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>6285767
>>6285774
>>6285970
>>6285990

I shall roll a d2, between the wise and the based answer since two people voted for each one of them. And for the rest I am beginning to write, it seems that the options to tell more about herself, about curing Becky and about her other talents besides magic.

1 is the wise answer, 2 will be the based one.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6286335

Saint Denis preserve us from such errors ! I have not rolled a d2... My bad...
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>>6285919

>>6285924
I laughed a lot good sir.

>>6285970
>>6285990

You explained everything with diplomacy and tact, as any gentleman.

-We have priests to give us advice on these matters.

-Oh ! Priests... Like druids, I have a friend who is a druid you know and I studied amongst druids a long time ago.

-No, no, we have no more druids. Only priests.

-Of what church and of what deity if I might ask ?

-Of the Church. The only one. And of the only God. Our lord Jesus Christ who was born and risen from the dead.

She seemed fascinated.

-You mean that you have a necromantic clergy counselling you ? Are you categorised as an evil nation ?

You did not understand everything but the last words made you chuckle.

-According to Englishmen I suppose, but who cares about them ? But we are not in France now, tell me about yourself my lady.

She answered pleasantly, nodding and explaining.

-Me ? Oh, I come from a long line of Thaumaturgist who have studied traditional wood elven medicine. But after several centuries of practice, and the situation in Tricked and Bifuria... We had to live in cities and you know how it is with Thaumaturgist and traditional doctors. They are seen as rural boors by the High Elves, even by the humans... So I studied the Arcane arts properly, graduated first of my class of course, and I am now a trained mage with almost two centuries of practice. I would have joined a temple, and I would want to, in the future, but I think that I shall wait to be at least a millennia old before a monastic retreat. I have been a mage in Briberopolis, as a member of the Mage's Guild, I have finished eleven dungeons, healed many forms of wounds and I am a mage of rank six, soon of rank seven if I continue to practice.

You were not an expert about what she said and understood half the words but one thing was sure, she was a witch. Even if she had monastic dreams of repentance it was probably not with the Lord. Whatever, she seemed to have healed for centuries and was probably a master in her demesne, or someone very talented for the Guelphs to have remarked her talents in such a short time. So you told.

-Can you cure illnesses like the one of my lady's handmaiden ?

-My Lord, I have never seen your lady's handmaiden. If I see her I could tell... I have been told that she is ill but I know nothing more.

You tried to find an answer but she had a point, yes, of course. You then asked.

-And besides magic, do you have any other talent that I could put to good use ?

-Oh ! Besides magic ? You are a wise lord, lord de Villeroi. Many of them ask court wizards to do everything with magic like they have a magical solution for everything. I am not simply a magician, I can do something that becomes far more fashionable each year : science !
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>>6286454

Science ? She meant knowledge ? Like what is learned in monasteries and universities ? You were skeptical about it but it was better than invoking the devil. You still asked her.

-Science ? I agree. It is preferable to magic.

Her face seemed to be absolutely joyful at your words.

-Of course, people have trouble understanding it but the last studied have shown it. Science is the best way to raise the nations public health. With magical healing someone who has a cold or who lost an arm can be cured immediately by a high level mage. But if he has to go to bed for a week, or three weeks, the patient will understand that risking his life foolishly or going in the cold is unwise. And he will teach it to his children. And you have an healthier nation. I would have never guessed it when I was simply in my hut doing thaumaturgy but an university education can do wonders to open the mind.

You had learned to read only a few months before so you could only nod. In Rome, do as the Romans do, even if you find their words insane. Or perhaps it was sane. Not being able to heal illnesses was after all preferable to devilry, for losing the body is preferable to losing your soul and being cast out of the Eternal Life that you could attain. So you nodded religiously.

The enthusiastic mage continued her explanations.

-Of course some would say that science lacks in ways of throwing fireballs, rains of stones or lightning bolts at ennemies but I am against violence anyway. And it can be just as dangerous. Think about posology for exemple.

-Posolowhat ?

-Posology, it is very precise, you have to dose all the remedies in Medicine it is very precise. Sometimes patients who are healed for very small matters die nevertheless. It is fascinating.

You nodded once more, what could you answer, you knew doctors in France to and it was why you avoided them. But she seemed to be fascinated by them. At least she would be able to heal you without sacrificing children to Moloch and that was a net positive for your lordship to say the least. You thanked her kindly for her words. You knew at least that you had a healer in your lordship even if she was a bit mad. You then saw that she was about to continue talking when you saw Bohémond making you signs from a side of the room. He wanted you to come. On the other side your future court mage was continuing her long explanations about the merits of medicine.

>Follow Bohémond and excuse yourself.
>Continue your conversation with your future court mage.
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>>6286455
>Follow Bohémond and excuse yourself.
She is a rather chatty cathy.
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>>6286455
>>Follow Bohémond and excuse yourself.
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>>6286455
>Follow Bohémond and excuse yourself.
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>>6286540
>>6286717


You excused yourself, explaining.

-I am terribly sorry, one of my men seems to want to show me something. You will learn to know him, it is Bohémond. And I would not want to disturb you in your duties.

-Oh I have all my time my lord.

-Then, if as a Guelph you have eternity, permit me to have you wait a bit.

You said quickly, smiling to the witch and excusing yourself. When you crossed the room Bohémond seemed to be impatient, like if he had seen the greatest thing he saw, something even more glorious than this gipsy woman with a tremendous cleavage that you saw once at the fair in Paris (a pale copy of the fairs of Champagne in your opinion), her name was Esmeralda or something like this. Anyway, you approached him and told.

-What is it Bohémond ?

-Monseigneur ! It is exceptional ! Exceptional ! Brother Louis has found the Saracen and they are speaking in the Saracen tongue.

-That is normal for a Saracen, they are perhaps pagan but they have a language.

-No monseigneur ! Each and every time Brother Louis tried to speak with Saracens in this tongue it was a failure, they did not understand. He was at a bit of a loss when he finally saw this one. Look.

You approached brother Louis who was conversing with a rather young man, of tanned skin with a short black beard and brown eyes. He had a green turban and green embroidered clothing made of silk and very well worked. He was armed with a sword, and that marked him probably as some nobleman. He was the one that you saw and that Brother Louis wanted absolutely to meet. When he saw you, Brother Louis was eager to traduce.

-It is very interesting monseigneur, this man tells that his name is Malik. He is the nephew of an Emir, one of their lords, he claims that he comes from Egypt.

You quickly were interested, Egypt, the land where Saladin ruled once. It was a mighty Saracen kingdom, and something that was far closer to France than India. So you could have perhaps some news from home, everybody knew that Genoese and Venetian traders always crossed the Mediterranean sea to trade with the infidels. But still, you had some doubt, remembering your vision in the tomb of the brother of Leman... How... No... It was not likely.

-Tell him that I am a Lord from Champagne, ask him if he has news from France.
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>>6287427

Brother Louis, who had learned the tongue of the heathens after the crusades of Saint Louis, began to speak in his tongue with the Saracen who seemed to answer with many gestures and harsh words. You thought that he was insulting brother Louis and wondered if you will have to run him through (the man was scrawny and seemed to be more a scholar than a warrior so you did not doubt your victory in case of a fight, plus God himself was with you) but Brother Louis seemed to laugh at what he said. A long and amusing laugh, he then traduced you.

-Our dear friend is very astonished. When I told him that we were in India... He... He told that he fought he was in Frankia... It is still how they call France !

You looked at Brother Louis and Bohémond and laughed at the absurdity of it all. In France ! Hahaha ! In France ! What a silly idea ! How can the heathens be so ignorant. Seeing you laugh the heathen tried to speak and Brother Louis traduced. The heathen seemed to be at a loss and spoke again. Brother Louis traduced you.

-He seems to be ignorant, he tells that the land is full of uppity women and worshipers of many gods. The saracens... Haha... Think that we pray to many gods... Well the less learned ones. This one is learned but he never saw a Frank before, they call all good Christians "Franks". He seems to have thought to be in France when he saw people with yellow or red hair or blue eyes.

Hah, you worshipping multiple gods ? When it was the saracens who did it... What lies has he been fed to believe in this ? You shook your head and explained.

-Tell this poor man about our Lord Jesus Christ, and tell him how he could have thought that France was a land of Cat Men and others ?

After some words you had his answers.

-He tells that he saw dragons. And people with improbable hair. And he tells about our mores.

You laughed with Bohémond and answered.

--Tell this poor man that there is no more dragons in France for several hundred years.

Bohémond, who was feeling amused, asked amusedly.

-Brother Louis, ask him what he has against French mores ?

Brother Louis asked and seemed to be scandalized, he exchanged with the other man and the words were heated before both of them laughed. You asked.

-What is amusing dear brother ?

-He told that Franks are known among his people to be depraved, so he thought that cow-men, horse men and cat men were their spawns.
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>>6287429

You were about to complain before the next words of Brother Louis made you explode in laughter.

-I told him that I knew that I was not in Saracen lands when I saw animal-men because of the lack of Ass-men... But the goat men could have fooled me !

You laughed once more at it but then you heard the other green robed Saracen who tried to speak and Brother Louis seemed to frown.

-He tells that we are not in India, India is a hot land while here it is very cold in his opinion. It is why he believed to be in our lands. He tells too that there are Elephants in India. I have never seen one, only seen their ivory, and I thought that they were from Africa before.

It was interesting. But you reassured the Templar by saying.

-No elephants perhaps... But we saw a turtle. It is an Indian beast is it not ?

-Yes, it is written that ships made of Turtle Shells sail as far as the Red Sea, they leave the ports of India.

You added.

-By the way, Brother Louis, I learned that Prester John's kingdom is clearly not here. I asked some old residents who have travelled.

-You mean he would have founded it in Ethiopia ? That is... An interesting theory.

The saracen choose this moment to talk and Brother Louis explained.

-He pretends that we cannot be in India for the spices that the saracen traders bring from these lands do not exist in this climate.

That was interesting indeed, even if you thought that this heathen was ignorant, perhaps his theories had some merits. You should ask about the spices, after all there was many strange plants here that indicated it as an exotic place. Take these "taumatoes" simply. You decided to order your brave Brother Louis to ask the saracen.

>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you travelled on ship ? Or on horse ?
>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you been victim of foul magics ?
>Did you came alone ? Do you have a liege lord that I may know. Where does he reside ?
>Since this is not Christendom, where do you think that you arrived ?
>Perhaps you know something about India, can you tell us about the land ?
>Do you know other Saracens, or travelling merchants coming from your lands ? Something like this ?
>Do you know about the lands around India ? You live closer to them after all.
>Other (write in)
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>>6287431
>He told that he fought he was in Frankia... It is still how they call France !
heheheheheh

>>6287431
>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you been victim of foul magics ?
>Did you came alone ? Do you have a liege lord that I may know. Where does he reside ?
>Do you know other Saracens, or travelling merchants coming from your lands ? Something like this ?
>Do you know about the lands around India ? You live closer to them after all.
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>>6287431
>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you been victim of foul magics ?
>Do you know other Saracens, or travelling merchants coming from your lands ? Something like this ?

I am curious about
>Since this is not Christendom, where do you think that you arrived ?
but obviously this man would be guessing wildly (unlike us).
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>>6287431
>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you been victim of foul magics ?
>Did you came alone ? Do you have a liege lord that I may know. Where does he reside ?
>Perhaps you know something about India, can you tell us about the land ?
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>>6287431
>>How did you arrive here from your homeland ? Have you been victim of foul magics ?
>>Did you came alone ? Do you have a liege lord that I may know. Where does he reside ?
>>Do you know other Saracens, or travelling merchants coming from your lands ? Something like this ?
>>Do you know about the lands around India ? You live closer to them after all.
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>>6287473
Yes, how ignorant of him !

>>6287489
Of course, heathens are barbaric and know nothing.

>>6287725
>>6288371

You had an occasion to speak to this saracen and to milk this source of information about where you were, Godefroi would be happy to learn, he who missed home so much. So you asked this Malik, who had the same name as Saladin's brother, a most distinguished warrior for an infidel who gave the king of England, Richard the Lionheart, one of his own horses when the king was dismounted during a battle, for he refused to see such a distinguished enemy fighting on foot. It was an act that was remembered, and showed that even pagans had an understanding of honor. Still, one first question was terryfying you, you remembered the tomb of Leman's brother, this haunted tomb where old and foul magics appeared and you had a vision. You saw saracens, a whole column, transported from their desert in grassy hills with clearly Indian inhabitants. Short scotsmen to be more exact if you remembered well. You wondered if these saracens were transported like you. So you told Brother Louis.

-Ask him How did he arrive here from your homeland ? Have they been victim of foul magics ?

When the two men spoke the saracen seemed to nod frantically and to talk very quickly, moving his hands. And Brother Louis seemed to be as distressed as you when he told.

-He told that he was part of a force who had been assembled to fight the Mongols in the east, then during a sandstorm all of them had been moved here, in what he calls Frankia, near the city of Diver City.

-So... So this vision was true...

Your vision, yes. It was true, it was like in your vision. And this Diver City, it was where your bride's tutors, that she ordered to be devoured by her hunting hounds, were from. A powerful city it was said. But it confirmed your fears, this tomb was really cursed. You had transported, by your action, these men in this foreign land. You felt bad for them but wanted to know more, changing the subject. Because perhaps they had seen some other saracens who knew a land route to France. You told Brother Louis.

-Ask him if he knows other Saracens, or travelling merchants coming from theirlands ? Something like this ? I want to know if there is a land route towards their lands, or even a sea road.

The two men quickly discussed and Brother Louis seemed to be even more distraught. And the brother templar explain.

-He tells that he has seen wonders that distraught him as much as his uncle the Emir. Apparently they met some men who spoke arabic like them.

-You mean people who spoke their tongue !

-Yes, but they seemed to have forgotten Islam.
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>>6288623

You frowned then.

-Islam ? What is it ?

-It is how the mahometans name their brand of paganism. These saracens seem to worship a sun god and a snake god.

-But do they not worship a sun god ? Apollin that is one of their Idols with Mahomet and Tervagant... In the Chanson of Roland and the Chanson of Antioch. I am practically sure that it is a sun god or a demon. And Tervagant is a god of Crossroads or some other idol, I heard someone saying it

-No, no, Ter Vagahn is the battlecry of Armenians, who are half pagans anyway. It is one of these oriental gods that the saracens pray too. But it is surely not a serpent god. When I have fought these heathens they have emblems with the moon, but their main idol remains Mahomet monseigneur... What he says is very strange.

Bohémond intervened.

-Perhaps they had a great sailor, and a kind of Prester John, who has led a part of them here.

You approved his theory.

-Just like Guelphs and short scotsmen, or the small jews, they look like those that we know but live in India. And unlike the prester John, who remained Christian because it is the Only True Faith these heathens would have quickly converted when they would have seen that the local idols can allow indian magicians to breathe fire and do unnatural prodigies in a scale yet not seen in the Christendom.

The brother templar seemed to agree and added.

-It is an interesting theory monseigneur, and Sire Bohémond, yes... Perhaps... I always wondered why everybody spoke French here even if with an awful accent that would make the speech of an Auvergnat tolerable, but yes, many peoples of India might have come from our lands. Like the Wisigoths came to Spain and the Franks to Gaul. And this "Southerners" as they seem to be called, can be descended from Saracen sailors.

You added.

-But he must know. Ask him something about India, if he knows something about the lands, I mean, he is in one of the cities of Bifuria.

The two men began speaking in the harsh tongue of the saracens and when they were finished Brother Louis seemed to be quite calm and explained.

-We had trouble to understand who was who, he calls the Guelphs "Franks", just like the Short Scotsmen, and in general they call everyone Franks, only the small jews, on this we agree that they are obviously jews. But he says strange things about Diver City, apparently, God forgive me for uttering this, men marry other men and engage in sodomy and there are eunuchs with pink hair that rule the city. The Saracen is surprised too, that the blacks and ethiopians are allowed to live freely among the people. Oh, and his Emir received a seat on the city council !

-How ?!?

-Apparently he represents their saracen community, but he did not manage to legalise the fact of having many wives so they think that "franks" are mad and cursed by djinns and other desert spirits...

-But how did they name him in their council, do these burghers not have any dignity ?
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>>6288625

Well it is a rhetorical question, you meant even less dignity than what they normally have. The two men spoke even more and finally Brother Louis explained.

-It seems that the city council of Diver City represents all those who come and live here, and not only those who own buildings, I have trouble understanding it myself.

-You mean they do not only assemble the burghers, villeins and other peasants but the beggars too ? By Saint Denis !

-Yes... Indeed, and they authorized the cult of the saracens, recognised it even.

-And they do not recognise Christendom ? I suppose that their paganism is more tolerable to the locals... Still, we should note this.

The Emir's nephew then began to speak to your brave Brother Louis and the Templar traduced you.

-He asks you how you came here and why you received titles from the queen.

>Tell that you came from the Will of God, and explain that you are the lord of Local and a future ambassador.
>Tell him that you arrived here by magic like the one that displaced the saracens. Explain that you are the Lord of Local and a future ambassador.
>Tell him about you and your titles and ask if you can meet his emir.
>Tell him that he should learn French, it can help in life.
>Other (write in)

And roll an intrigue roll please.
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>>6288626
>Tell him that you arrived here by magic like the one that displaced the saracens. Explain that you are the Lord of Local and a future ambassador.
While we are doing very well in India, surely we would like to visit France to see friends and family and tell them of our travels. Though the saracens might be pagans, this is the only man we've met from known lands. Perhaps by being honest, we might be able to work together to return ourselves to France and them to wherever they came from (so they don't start spreading their false pagan beliefs to our people)

>only the small jews, on this we agree that they are obviously jews
jej
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>>6288626
>Tell him that you arrived here by magic like the one that displaced the saracens. Explain that you are the Lord of Local and a future ambassador.
God has a hand in all things, but given what we've learned, it seems reasonable we were transported here by sorcery.


>>6288640
Here here!
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>>6288626
>>Tell him that you arrived here by magic like the one that displaced the saracens. Explain that you are the Lord of Local and a future ambassador.
>>Tell him about you and your titles and ask if you can meet his emir.
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>>6288640
Of course, we have to exchange informations

>>6288937
Even the acts of the devil worshippers are accounted about in God's plan.

>>6289226

You decided to ask Brother Louis to traduce.

-Tell that we came here too by magic...

-But...

-Yes I know it was God's will, but God works in mysterious ways. Whatever, tell him this and tell that I am the Lord of Local and a future ambassador to the eastern tyranny. It will impress him.

When you told all of this you wanted to know the reaction of the man. He looked like he was intelligent and so he would understand that temporary negotiations would be useful. Yes of course the saracens were pagans but these heathens could be negotiated with. Even during the crusades alliances of convenience between emirs and barons were negotiated. There were a few Christians in the holy land and they had to play on the pagans divisions. Here too, you were few, only five Frenchmen, and some converts, so trying to speak with people who at least knew of France was necessary. So you waited for this Saracen to make the first move, make it like it would be his own idea.

And fortunately it worked, because after a discussion with your brother Templar the later translated.

-He tells that he wants to tell about you to his uncle, the Emir Tariq Al Sakran, to perhaps exchange information on how to get back to Egypt, or to France, the fact that apparently they are not in Frankia has shocked the saracens, they have already sent men south, when they should have sent them to the west.

-Indeed, tell him that I would be glad to visit him, perhaps in this strange Diver City, and let us exchange news together, so each time one of us has informations about Christendom, or your Saracen Lands we shall give it to eachother. We need to try to learn what is happening here.

The two men exchanged words and Malik bowed politely and smiled with a false oriental smile as those people probably did. He reminded you of an Italian, or perhaps a jew, all these people coming from the south had mercantile habits and strange manners. Still it meant he agreed. You then spoke, with the translations of Brother Louis, about many other pleasantries, you asked if they had arabian horses, he told indeed but told that they have not breeded them yet. He asked if you had flemish cloth, unfortunately you said that not. You still learned that Diver-City was to the west of the capital. You thought about visiting it, but perhaps next year. You hesitated about one thing still.

>Invite the Emir to your future marriage.
>Do not invite the Emir to your future marriage.
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>>6289853

After this discussion you still had a late afternoon to appreciate the delights of the court. So you choose to.

>Listen to some of the court minstrels, the Guelphs have a very sweet and delicate music.
>Get back to reading in the library.
>Go with Bohémond and see some pretty guelph ladies (while of course loving your wife) honhonhon.
>Try to find Servmiabarel, he wanted to show you his hostel.
>Other (write in)
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>I would be glad to visit him, perhaps in this strange Diver City
Oh poor Charles, you are not ready for what you are to behold.

>>6289853
>Invite the Emir to your future marriage.
It is a strange friend to make, but the wedding is a good place to cement alliances.

>>6289855
>Try to find Servmiabarel, he wanted to show you his hostel.
Speaking of allies, have we invited this man yet to our wedding? He saved our life.
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>>6289853
>>Invite the Emir to your future marriage.

>>6289855
>Go with Bohémond and see some pretty guelph ladies (while of course loving your wife) honhonhon
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6290013
>>6290167

Let us roll, 1 will be going to see our Guelph friend (that I think we invited to our marriage) and 2 will be going to see the pretty ladies.
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>>6290013
Indeed, it will be a sight to behold.

>>6290167

You decided to invite the Emir to your marriage, it would be a good occasion to discuss. You then took the decision to seek Servmiabarel, you told your knights to tell you if you would see him. In fact it took you one hour to find him and you were frustrated of walking in this huge and very beautiful palace when you finally saw him. Of course he was drinking, and he seemed to have been doing it for a long time. Seeing you he told.

-Hail to you lord Charles, those who are about to die salute you ?

-About to die ? Of what ? Of drinking too much ? Hehehe...

-Oh, by the heavens, you are a stranger... It will be better to talk outside... And... Hic...

By Saint Vincent, patron saint of those who work on vineyards, Servmiabarel was wasted. He had trouble walking and you had to give him to a servant, and quickly tell Brother Louis that you will be accompanying the man to his residence. Servmiabarel gave you some instructions, telling that he was absolutely fine, and finally had the intelligence to travel on horse. Staying on a horse was harder for him than walking upright. At least a horse knew how to walk better than a drunk Guelph. Whatever, even if Servmiabarel had a habit of drinking, because of his wife, the fact that he told about those about to die made you lightly fearful when you crossed the streets of the place (this time with your knights who insisted to protect you in case of a new assassination attempt) until you found your way on the hills on the other side on the city, a quarter of great white mansions with many gardens. You had no time to admire them, nor to enjoy the rest of the city though, because you had a drunk count to escort. One of them, with an oak and a white wall surrounding it, was kept closed by a guard and Servmiabarel hit on the portal with his fist, talking drunkenly.

-Nestorion ! Open by the Light of Aeltheret, your lord is here.

He then continued in his own language and the face of what you supposed was his servant appeared on the door. He was very polite but spoke in his tongue. Something reminding you of the celtic babble of the Bretons. This primitiveness, even if it was melodic, was a great contrast with the regal nature of the Guelphs. You remarked that even their servants had the countenance of kings and it was sometimes hard to distinguish between them. It was why they got conquered and had not a great noble hierarchy if you had to believe your books. After all only a powerful distinction seeable on the first glance between noblemen and commoners ensured that God's hierarchy would be instinctively respected. Look at you and Ancel, nobody would ask "who is the master and who is the servant ?" here it was harder, especially when the count of Mytab was completely drunk and stumbling.
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>>6291057

Still, the servant dared ! Dared looking at his master with worry and then at you with contempt, as if trying to tell something about you. His master simply moved his hand and Nestorion shut up. He then asked, with some uncomprehensible arrogance.

-Perhaps your lordship would ask for refreshments... Or something to eat. We eat with forks in this house.

With what ? Forks ? You chuckled, having seen these habits in Bifuria amongst guelphs but mocking them a bit.

-I am no peasant to have a pitchfork, and I do not desire to eat. Your master invited me, manant, but perhaps he needs to sleep a bit.

Servmiabarel then rose.

-I AM FINE ! Simply fetch me a hangover potion... Ah, Nestorion, we are in a deep puddle of fecal matter I think... Why do I deserve to die before having even attained the honourable age of five thousand ? Mmmh ? Oooh woe ! Oooh fallen trees and dead stars !

He then continued in his tongue and his servant quickly helped him to a table on the garden. When you just stood there, with Godefroi and Bohémond behind you. He made you sign to take one of the beautiful white wooden seats and began to tell you.

-You do not understand anything don't you ?

You had to confess.

-I must say that your words were quite cryptic your excellency.

-We will die, we will be sent to our deaths, well at least they left us a year. Do you understand.

You ? Die ? What ? The ambassadorship ? A trap ? You... How ? Where these Guelphs hiding something. You simply looked cluelessly and asked.

-Shall I suppose that we will be ambushed on the road ? Or that this "Eastern Tyranny" is even more strange than the schismatic greeks ?

The man sighed, and in his drunken stupor told.

-How to begin... Well... Pardon me... Hic... If alcohol make me impolite, or too forward but... Hic... hehehe... I shall speak to you honestly and rightly, humans ruled by themselves are a threat to civilisation.

He said, shaking his head but looking at your reaction, and acting as if he said something that could create controversy. He was really completely drunk. You answered him, with an amused smile.

-Well, of course, why would the nobility be needed if this was not the case ? You can say such things, nobody would be offended but Lady Sue.

He seemed to be very astonished by your answer, even perhaps sobering up a little.

-I... Well.. That was... An unexpected answer...

-And what did you expect ? That I would support all these barbaric novelties ? Assemblies of burghers, villeins and other manants like here ? No, in France we fortunately do not have that and with the help of God we will not. Our right and proper feudal society is excellent as it is.

-I might say that... It is a refreshing take on it from someone... Hic... Such as... yourself...
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>>6291058

His servant then gave him some drink and after he drank it up you crossed yourself, because all his her became vertical, smoke came out from his ears and his eyes almost left their sockets. Brother Louis almost unsheathed his sword muttering "sorcery" but then Servmiabarel's hair regained his normal composure and he seemed to have sobered up in one instant. He then told...

-Good, good, thank you Nestorion. I was saying, yes... I am not telling about a direct rule but having a councilor from an elder race is vital, so a young monarch does not stumble under a prophecy, or does not do something too stupid. Well and these races can have some influence on the realm.

-I am myself suspicious of Lombards, I shall tell you, without offending I hope, some try to get too close to the power. But I can understand your reasoning, we sometimes need bankers to open the cordons of their big purses for us. After all a gentleman shall live above his means.

-I... yes, exactly, the dwarves were the first to influence the Empire, with their gold, they gave it to Emperors to influence it, and it got us... Well in what dwarfism takes, petty grudges, cupitidy, barbarity...

-Small people lead to small ideas. I agree.

-Hah ! Excellent formula lord de Villeroi.. Well, yes... So... We, Light Elves, understood that we had to, advise the human kings and try to encourage marriages and alliances to counsel their culture and influence them.

You nodded, beginning to understand.

-A bit like Charlemagne sent his Frankish bishops in all the corners of his Empire, to have some advisors for the local nobility. Or like bishops from very christian lands are sent to newly converted territory.

-I... I suppose so.. Yes. And under the influences of Light Elves the Empire has become what it has become now, a most glorious land.

You frowned, was he seriously telling that this pagan place was good ? After complaining about all the commoners who plagued it's government's system ? And it's magical burghers... Then you understood that he was pagan, and so was not very knowledgeable about what was right or wrong. But still he had saved your life and you let him continue.

-The barbarians of the Eastern Tyranny had another cultural experience, instead of being influenced by elves or dwarves they intermixed with orcs. Orcs ! Can you understand ?

You remembered the ugliness of local orcadians, and that they seemed to be enemies of the realm, but to be sincere you were not sure of where he wanted to go with it.

-And so they are influenced by Orcadians ? And what is the difference ?
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>>6291059

You did not expect Servmiabarel or Nestorion to seem so shocked by your words, you looked at your knights and they raised their shoulders too. He then told.

-Orcs !?!

-Yes ?

-ORCS ?!? Damned big bestial brutes ! The eternal enemies of humanity or civilization ! Orcs and humans must hate eachother, but these barbarians, these beasts in the east, instead of killing themselves eternally for the dominion of their haunted forests, lost plains and cursed steppes like the wisest minds predicted decided to finally unite to raid us ! Because we are richer and more developped and these scum are jealous ! Orcs and humans together ? They even have goblins ! Can you imagine ?

Aaaah ! You finally understood, the local version of the Guelph-Ghibelline rivalry, all this Italian manners almost lost you. You nodded.

-I saw your Ghibellines, well, strange ones, little and green, and I can understand that Guelphs and Ghibellines hate eachother. If I understand well they are like germans, Ghibelline aligned, violent...

-I do not know what these Geremen are but by the light, if these Geremen are anthropophagic men who kill everything after having raped and looted everything that was not nailed down it is it. Orcs can you imagine ! Orcs ! They eat elves ! They eat people !

Here it was your turn to be shocked, you ignored what this anthropothing meant but eating people ! By Saint Denis ! You were sent to a land of cannibals ! You began to understand.

-Their leaders rely on brute force ! They kill anyone who is a magician, they kill everyone on a whim, and often kill civilised people because they feel like it or for the rejoicing of their tyrants.

You did the sign of the cross, it was effectively something to terrible. These barbarians would surely put you to death, especially if the realm was at war. Pagans did not respect embassies, well, even some christians, you knew an ancestor who boiled alive two envoys from the nearby lordship who arrogantly asked him to modify some frontiers. All of this was well done, you had accepted already, and would not have dared to refuse before the queen. They have given you gifts, looked like polite people, but now, now they were sending you to death, or certain death. And with the one who tried to help you and saved you when you were about to be killed. You looked at the master at arms turned count and you understood that he understood that you were beginning to understand. You decided to tell.
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>>6291060

>Do you mean that some people in the ruling council want me dead ?
>It might sound like a dumb question but, what should we do ?
>Could we try to have safe passage in advance towards the Eastern Tyranny ?
>This Eastern Tyranny cannot be so bad, can it ?
>I knew a Guelph woman, the daughter of a merchant, who traveled to these eastern barbarians, I think. Perhaps I can try to ask her how she managed to survive.
>We have still a year to prepare ? Why giving us a year if we are sent to our deaths ?
>We will triumph over these obstacles your excellency, you have survived for thousands of years, I am sure that it is not an embassy that shall kill you.
>Other (write in)
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>>6291063
>We will triumph over these obstacles your excellency, you have survived for thousands of years, I am sure that it is not an embassy that shall kill you.
>I knew a Guelph woman, the daughter of a merchant, who traveled to these eastern barbarians, I think. Perhaps I can try to ask her how she managed to survive.
>And you, so much longer lived and so wise, surely you can think of something for us to do as well, to improve our chances?
Chin up, elderly Italian alcoholic!
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>We have still a year to prepare ? Why giving us a year if we are sent to our deaths ?
>Could we try to have safe passage in advance towards the Eastern Tyranny ?
>I knew a Guelph woman, the daughter of a merchant, who traveled to these eastern barbarians, I think. Perhaps I can try to ask her how she managed to survive.
>We will triumph over these obstacles your excellency, you have survived for thousands of years, I am sure that it is not an embassy that shall kill you.

In that order.

OP, you said you graduated at the start of the thread-- were you getting your undergrad or graduate degree in history? I really value how "grounded" Charles' views feel historically, even if they're ridiculous to a modern-day audience (and the Indians).
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>>6291063
>It might sound like a dumb question but, what should we do ?
>I knew a Guelph woman, the daughter of a merchant, who traveled to these eastern barbarians, I think. Perhaps I can try to ask her how she managed to survive.
>We have still a year to prepare ? Why giving us a year if we are sent to our deaths ?
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>>6291063
>This Eastern Tyranny cannot be so bad, can it ?
>We have still a year to prepare ? Why giving us a year if we are sent to our deaths ?
>We will triumph over these obstacles your excellency, you have survived for thousands of years, I am sure that it is not an embassy that shall kill you.
I believe it is important to tell our elderly friend about how the Vikings and other pagans were converted, which was not entirely done by arms. If the raiding norsemen could convert, then I am sure we can make peace with these pagans. Louis will know more of course, but there is no point in being a defeatist when we haven’t even gone there yet.
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>>6291116
Haha, we must support.

>>6291119
I have a bachelor's degree in Law and a Master in geopolitics so I am not an historian even if I studied history of law and I love reading a lot (the middle ages are in a kind of way my passion). Generally I get my inspiration from it. When you looked about the past in the mirror with the Queen I was reading the "History of the Frankish Kings" by Grégoire de Tours (and I advise you to read it it is epic, medieval chronicles are often funnier than modern historians, God intervenes himself, and many details are very funny). About Charles's beliefs, and all the "everyday life" stuff, I have many sources like Michel Pastoureau's "A symbolic history of the western middle ages" about how medieval people saw colors, sigils, animals and others. Visiting museums, old abbeys, castles and other things can inspire me too, when you look at the construction nothing is left to chance, nothing is left to chance; the places where the light falls in the church and the bas-reliefs involved are all very important. I had quite a few ideas about the future construction of Notre Dame de Local, for example, after visiting the Abbey of Saint Martin de Boscherville this summer. As for artistic works that inspire me, Maurice Druon and his "Accursed Kings" are a masterpiece. If you can watch it in TV (the 1972 version, the new 2005 version is shitty, the guy who plays Robert d'Artois has only the charisma and the face to play Lormet, or a stableboy not a glorious baron !) you will see that Charles de Villeroi has many traits in common with Charles de Valois (who he allegedly cites) and the Cressay brothers. The main character of our quest has the mentality and ideas of a reactionary, relatively poor, rural nobility, very brave in combat but poorly educated, crushed between the taxes and the royal power which is strengthening and the cities that are gaining importance. These said cities and their bourgeois provide many low-level administrators to the Crown who will enforce laws contrary to those of the nobles. Charles therefore does not have "medieval morality" but the morality of a type of man of this period (some of his beliefs also come from the time, if he had been born a century earlier, or two centuries later it is unlikely that he would have put animals on trial for example because theology had moved away from these ideas). This reactionary nobility will finally obtain it's privileges back with the death of Philippe IV and the reign of Louis X.

But thanks for telling it, the main comical element of this quest, and why I have been writing it, is because I think that too much fantasy litterature or games put XXIst century people and mentalities in armor and it breaks my autistic immersion. Social conflicts, values, modes of thinking that existed in these times might appear ridiculous to us (like our own struggle will probably appear ridiculous to the future generations) but they are interesting and should be put to light.
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>>6291574
Very well said, but these saw God, who appeared to them and inspired them. Although we should be wary of these Viking stories. They turned into Normans. And we don't want to create litigious, pillaging, arrogant beings who pronounce the "g" like a "w" and the "s" like a "sh." And imagine if these newly pagan Eastern barbarians start conquering a rainy and foggy island... We'll then cause India the same problems that France suffered...

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The first question that came to your mind, was the one that concerned the dates. If they truely wanted to kill you, why would they give you time to prepare.

-We have still a year to prepare ? Why giving us a year if we are sent to our deaths ?

The man answered like it was unexpected, he told you.

-But... In your lands, do they simply kill people who have served the realm ? I mean, I am perhaps not well seen at court but I am still a count, and I have saved the realm from many threats several centuries ago. I have a bunch of lands and vassals, and you just helped put an end to the previous Chancellor, even if indirectly. Plus we have just survived a murder attempt, Her Majesty and their councilors know that you will have to marry, they will not forbid you to marry while rewarding you. It is what we call "optics" here.

You ignored what optics meant but you understood. When a king wanted to get rid of a powerful vassal, or of someone in general, he had not to look tyrannical. And here, if such was the intention of the Council, you were given a condemnation to death as an honor. You even were very happy about it. And if you died in ambassadorship you would be remembered as "a gallant hero who gave his life for the realm trying to negotiate with savages" instead of a traitor or a man murdered because of the Realm's inhability to protect him while he was almost murdered the first time. And on the delay of one year, the fact that they knew that you would marry made them fear that you would raise this objection, who could be understood. After all if you asked that your bride awaited you and they sent you to a dangerous, several months long travel before, they would have to appear harsh, or to agree to your request to enjoy the fruits of your marriage before the next winter that will stop all the travels. So by anticipating, and already offering you a year, they appeared gracious and even generous. Worse still, now if you fled and refused, after having agreed before all the court to receive such an honor as an ambassadorship you would be seen as a traitor, or worse, a coward. So you nodded.

-Yes, indeed. I can understand the situation...
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>>6291699

You fell into a silence, and Servmiabarel asked for wine from his cellar, it would help him think probably, before it came, you tried to remember something about the Eastern Tyranny, and the words of Praetzel, this very beautiful Guelph woman who was one of the first, with Stacy, who you slept with in India, came back to you. Her and her father had been travelling there. If only you could ask them for advice.

-I knew a Guelph woman, the daughter of a merchant, who traveled to these eastern barbarians, I think. Perhaps I can try to ask her how she managed to survive.

This piqued the interest of your friend.

-You knew some merchant's daughter who traveled there ? With a merchant's caravan.

-Yes indeed. Her father was a merchant called Toplexil... I saved them from Ghibellines in my lands.

-You know where they are ?

-No, I suppose they are moving since they are travelling merchants.

The man nodded, and finally he told.

-I fortunately have money, and retainers, I shall try to locate them. I do not know if it would be fast, especially if they are beyond the Empire's borders, but we must do this.

You nodded, at least it was the beginning of a plan. You then added, as to cheer him up.

-We will triumph over these obstacles your excellency, you have survived for thousands of years, I am sure that it is not an embassy that shall kill you.

The count had a light chuckle, he then told.

-I have faced enemies, even powerful ones, triumphed in many battles too, but survived because I know when to advance and when to retreat. I know my strengths, courtly intrigue is not one of them. At least not compared to those who lived for thousand years to perfect it. But I know when something is rotten.

Your face took an expression of concern but you told.

-You are a great warrior your excellency, I saw you take on six knaves while you were unarmoured and drunk.

-And I have killed two hundred orcs when I was sober and armoured at the battle of the Peterjacksons... But still... I am not invincible, if some scum gets me in my sleep, or if one of their shamans uses magic, or if they launch so man arrows that I cannot cut them all off mid flight.

Bohémond who had been listening told.

-You can cut arrows mid flight ?

-Yes of course.
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>>6291702

You were impressed too by this skill, but hesitated about asking to see it. Of course Bohémond believed that like any southron the count was exagerating but you had seen him fight and you now believed him. Guelphs were quick in India, you remarked it, and this one had been training for millennia. You wanted to say something but Servmiabarel asked you quicker.

-Tell me, lord de Villeroi, what do you plan to do now that you have received your audience with the queen ? Do you plan to stay here for a time.

>I will have to leave tommorrow for Tradnod, I must give her locket to the duchess.
>I plan to stay for a few days in the capital, before leaving for Tradnod to give her locket back to the duchess.
>I will perhaps stay here for a week, at court, before leaving for Tradnod to give her locket back to the duchess.
>Other (write in)
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>>6291696
> too much fantasy litterature or games put XXIst century people and mentalities in armor and it breaks my autistic immersion
This was 100% the mindset I took away from reading the quest, and I've been recommending it to people as I caught up on the basis of how much it plays the premise straight (and then mines comedy out of playing it straight, I laughed out loud many times reading the updates). Thank you for running such a based quest, QM-sama.

>>6291703
>I will have to leave tommorrow for Tradnod, I must give her locket to the duchess.
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>>6291703
>>I plan to stay for a few days in the capital, before leaving for Tradnod to give her locket back to the duchess.
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>>6291703
>I will have to leave tomorrow for Tradnod, I must give her locket to the duchess.
We have a lot to do. What about the whole business with that Weeb place we want to own?
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Thank you good sir, I am happy to have spread mirth, happiness and laughs amongst the good people of the Tigie river. Thanks for your warm words.

>>6292157

>>6292177
I think that you did not ask it to the queen. You will have to try to learn about the count of En. Or learn more about it, since it is the lord of the lands of the Weeb valley.

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After thinking a short time you decided to tell.

-I will have to leave tomorrow for Tradnod, I must give her locket to the duchess.

The man then answered you surprisedly.

-The young duchess of Tradnod ? I know that the real power in Tradnod is Behinthetron, a man of the queen, a light elf. He is the regent. Be careful there. He is close to the chancellor too.

-I understand, I already have heard about it, but still, my visit is only about courtesy and chivalry.

-Then may the gods bless you if it is about chivalry. But still, I suppose that after the assassination attempt you will still be invited to sleep in the palace. But for dinner, please accept my invitation, I have some excellent vintages and I wish to share them with you before an intelligent conversation.

You nodded and quickly accepted his invitation, explaining.

-You are kindness incarnate your excellency, thank you very much for your generosity.

You hoped that he will assemble other retainers and partisans. It was good customs when counts invited their vassals and partisans in their hostels to drink and eat while explaining how to govern better than the current ministers and chancellors, all in great loyalty to the monarch of course. So you asked, hoping to see again the glorious banquets at Charles de Valois's hostel in Paris.

-Will there be other people ?

You hoped perhaps not 60 of them as there was in a normal day in the hostel de Valois, but at least half of that, unfortunately Servmiabarel simply raised an eyebrow and his servant, who had just came back, almost fainted while he poured you an excellent wine. Servmiabarel explained.

-No, no, only a small comittee, we will have to speak about the ambassadorship. I will try to find some tomes about the Eastern Barbarians. Perhaps we should begin with the king's library. Or perhaps the merchant's quarter. Your Praetzel and her father are not the only ones who have traveled to these barbarian lands.

It was a good idea. Indeed, the capital should be a wealth of knowledge about the outside world. Even more than a monastery because it joined theory to practice. Brother Louis asked.

-With all due respect, messire comte, do you have a university here ? Or some institution of knowledge ?
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>>6292807

Servmiabarel seemed to realise that this was actually a good idea and nodded.

-Yes, indeed, excellent idea. We better begin the research quickly, if you are not here for a long time we will have to act quickly. If we have to prepare a voyage we better do this now.

You agreed, and so it was decided, you will try to find information before dinner.

>Go to the Royal Library to find texts about the Eastern Barbarians.
>Try to find people who know about the Eastern Tyranny on the markets.
>Try to find a learned man at the university.
>Other (write in)

Choose one option please.
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>>6292808
>Try to find a learned man at the university.
Men of wisdom must communicate and interpret dense political books, otherwise they are just a lot of boring and confusing reading to someone of our, ahem, level of cultural and literal literacy.
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>>6292807
>>6292876
kek, +1

Also,

>Consult Servmiabarel to see if he knows any educated men personally, he has lived for such a long time that he must have many acquaintances in the capital
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>>6292808
>Try to find people who know about the Eastern Tyranny on the markets.
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>>6292876
Well said good sir, well said. Haha.

>>6292908

>>6292946

You decided to tell that you will be trying to find a learned man in the university. After all reading too much was hurting your head and if some people read all day at least they could be useful for some information. So you told.

-I shall try to see some learned man at the university. Someone who knows about geography and the customs of the barbarians of the east.

The man looked at you like you would look at a child and his answer was as wise as it is categorical.

-Lord de Villeroi, do you think that I would have been master at arms of a king, and perhaps one of the finest blades of the Empire if I kept trying to meet scholars, book readers or some other library rats ? I am no more knowledgeable in this domain than a scholar of the great library of Pediawiki would be at ease on a battlefield.

These were wise and intelligent words, you agreed wholeheartedly. If you too, had lived 4000 years you would have spent them by doing what you liked : hunting, learning poetry by heart, courting beautiful women, going to tournaments and waging war. Perhaps you would have learnt to play the luthe too, but with the only goal of seducing women with it like your dear Bohémond. Of course you would probably go to crusades, help the church and in general do something for your soul but you could be certain and proud that in 4000 years you would not have learned to read, at least if you were not a lord. It was boring and your head still hurt when you tried it. You needed your eyes to be sharp for falconing and could not waste them on reading texts. If Servmiabarel did not knew scholars you decided to tell.

-I understand and I appreciate your wisdom. But if it is the case, we shall try to go.

You of course finished your wine and exchanged pleasantries, before Servmiabarel explained you where to get to the university. And when you got there you had to admit that you were impressed by the structure, a big white round amphitheater of five stories that dominated a quarter of Briberopolis. You could see that Bohémond was a bit bored and that Brother Louis seemed to be interested in it, it will perhaps be an occasion for him to speak latin. You shall always remember that students and professors, in the university of Paris, the Sorbonne, were part of the first estate, like priests, clerks of monks and only dependent of the justice of the Archbishop. So even if you were on pagan lands, it was probable that the brother Templars thought a bit about the denizens of this structure like he would about fellow clerks. He told.

-This structure is impressive, bigger than the Sorbonne in Paris, even if I only entered there once...

Bohémond asked.

-I wonder why there is many women entering inside. Young and pretty ones I must say.
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>>6293160

It was true, in plus of some young men, not even tonsured in the fashion of monks like any good students but dressed as normal city folk, a bunch of young women were entering too. You supposed that all of these people were not from here. You tried to tell.

-Perhaps there is a public lecture about faith, or a concert by some students liking music, it looks like commoners are allowed inside.

The others agreed that it was the most probable theory. You frowned when you saw demons, goat men, cat men and other creatures amongst the people there. You even saw a bird man but it amused you more than any other thing. Then, it was India, and the indians were strange. A man dressed in a livery asked you.

-May I know who you are ? And why do you wish to enter the university.

You answered confidently.

-I am Charles de Villeroi, Lord of Local, and future ambassador of Her Majesty the Queen to the Eastern Tyranny, I need to inquire with the wise professors of this university about matters of culture and geography to prepare for my embassy.

The man immediately bowed and explained you.

-Of course, of course, the honorable professor holding the chair of Geography is professor Naertellis.

A "Chair of Geography" you never heard of it. You looked at Brother Louis but he raised his shoulders. You asked the servant.

-Can you lead us to her quarters ?

-Of course your lordship, of course.

Brother Louis, always curious, came to say.

-A chair of Geography ? I never heard of such thing. In the Sorbonne there is four faculties : liberal arts, medicine, law and the mother of all sciences, theology.

-I do not know of this place, sir knight, but we have geography, economics and many other chairs, even if the magical arts are not taught here.

-Thank God !

You answered, then Bohémond asked with curiosity, while you were walking with a corridor lined with strange portraits made with techniques peculiar to India, oil paintings they were called. They were very impressive and represented some wise bearded men, you supposed that they were professors.

-Why is there so much ladies and commoners inside ? Are we in a special day ? A celebration perhaps ?

The guardian seemed to be a bit shaken.

-Ladies ? Commoners ? A feast ? What do you mean sir knight ? These fine young people are students.

-Students ? Without a tonsure ? And with women ?

-A tonsure ? Like monks ? But why my lord ? And of course our university teaches to women, there is even women professors, in fact professor Naertellis, that you want to see, is a woman.
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>>6293161

He said it with a smile on his face while the three of you looked at eachother, astonished. You were not a fan of universities, they were worth nothing, a way for richer noblemen to waste their time instead of learning to fight and squiring for brave knights. But still, a normal student, if you judged by your evenings at Paris, could hold their drink and fight decently (it did not stop you from throwing some in the Seine during a drunken fight). They were clerics, damn you, what women even had to do with this. And teaching ? Women ? It was Brother Louis who stopped you. You knew that in India, Isnott Careless, the son of Count Careless was a student, in another kingdom, and that he was a poor sod, and that he considered the universities here as very bad but you could not imagine that they had fallen at this level. Brother Louis stopped you and told.

-Monseigneur, I beg you to reconsider your choice. I was the one that suggested going to a University, but the fact that we seek the counsel of a scholar does not mean that we are forbidden from reflecting ourselves. Can you see the state of such institution ? Were they teach lust instead of knowledge. Through all Christendom I know of only one case of female student, a noblewoman in the venerable university of Bologna, the first university in Christendom. And by Saint Catherine, this woman was dressed as a man ! For women should not be allowed in the office. But the rectors of the university even made her a professor ! O woe ! It is why today more serious institutions, like our Sorbonne, are more prestigious than that. Even if she had to put on a veil for her lectures, as not to distract students, the fact that a mind like the one of a woman could hope to grasp at the intricacies of Canonical Law show that it was poorly taught.

These were sound arguments, but you still asked.

-A noblewoman teaching, it is unbelievable...

-Yes, her name was Bettisia Gozzadini, or Gozzadina, something like that, she taught law, it was far before your birth Monseigneur.

You nodded, and chuckled a bit, her name "Bettisia" made you think of the French term "Bêtise" wich meant "stupidity". Perhaps the professors of Bologna had a weird Italian sense of humor, to filter the clever students from the others they watched who accepted to be taught by a woman, moreover a woman called "stupidity" !

Bohémond added.

-To be sincere, if I was a student and I saw so much young women around as here I would not be paying attention in lectures.
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>>6293162

They had a point. Indeed they had a point and Bohémond's words were wise. How could you trust knowledge coming from a poorly run institution. What do these women know ? Nothing. You were against such frivoloties. Yet, perhaps it was a local custom. You asked.

-Brother Louis, is Bologna a Guelph or a Ghibelline city ?

-A Guelph one, if I remember well.

-Then perhaps it is a Guelph custom to have women teaching, even if it seems strange.

Brother Louis raised his finger to the sky, like a preacher.

-Monseigneur, if it is, it is surely corrupted by paganism, because the Guelphs, God bless them, are defender of His Holiness the Pope against those who bow to the Emperors. And I cannot imagine a papal sanction for such deviancy as having women corrupting the learned youth with their lust or worse, teach. The knowledge from a place such as this "university" will probably bring more harm than good.

You reflected on his words, saw the completely astonished head of the guardian of the University, who had nothing to do against such a display of wisdom, and decided that.

>This place is evidently a place of perdition and not of knowledge. We shall seek another way to learn more about the Eastern Barbarians. The market perhaps.
>This place is evidently a place of perdition and not of knowledge. We shall seek another way to learn more about the Eastern Barbarians. The Royal Library perhaps.
>India is a strange land, and even if we cannot rule out that we might be fed false information we can at least listen to what this professor has to say.
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>>6293163
>India is a strange land, and even if we cannot rule out that we might be fed false information we can at least listen to what this professor has to say.

We do not have to approve of a woman professor, but surely between ourselves and Brother Louis we can distinguish fact from falsehood where lesser man could not. Besides, knowing India, they will likely have women at the Royal Library as well, and the market is sure to be full of untrustworthy Jews and Lombards, who are just as deceptive and unreliable as women are.
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>>6293163
>India is a strange land, and even if we cannot rule out that we might be fed false information we can at least listen to what this professor has to say.
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>>6293163
>India is a strange land, and even if we cannot rule out that we might be fed false information we can at least listen to what this professor has to say.
It only makes sense that a pagan land with a witch-queen lets women learn their false canon. Is it good? No. Is it shocking? Also no. Let's see what she can manage, as a lark if nothing else.
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>>6293163
>>This place is evidently a place of perdition and not of knowledge. We shall seek another way to learn more about the Eastern Barbarians. The market perhaps.
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I forget, what is Tye Masked Cucumber up to? Is he still doing our dirtywork elsewhere, or did he die offscreen? He's an Orcadian, after all, kek!
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>>6293164
These are wise words, and open minded ones, be careful, we begin like this and we end with cathars and vaudois on our territory.

>>6293166

>>6293200
Mmmmh perhaps, there is wisdom in your words after all, tolerance is accepting evil, it is sometimes hard but can be useful.

>>6293425

>>6294039
The masked cuncumber has been unfortunately killed when he and Bob Denarius tried to free Bohémond on their return from spying the lands of the Lord of Darkplace. Archers of the baron Crook Wickedson killed him with three arrows on the face. We shall drink mead in his memory, remembering his humor.

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You thought about it, on one side Brother Louis was speaking wisely, women were not allowed to teach for a good reason and you thought that if you had to consult them you could have more information from a fishwife on a market, they tended to speak often. On the other side, you already came here, so why not hearing the woman, even if it would prove not to be useful. Yes you were pressed by time but, heh, why not. The library had women too, even if you doubted that they wrote books, they had more important things to do, while the market would be full of unreliable merchants and others. So you decided to tell.

-India is a strange land, and even if we cannot rule out that we might be fed false information we can at least listen to what this professor has to say.

Brother Louis seemed to grumble, crossed himself and told.

-I will follow you, monseigneur, but do not tell me that I haven't warned you.

You finally arrived towards the professor's office and the guardian knocked on the door, a quite agreeable female voice told you to come in and Bohémond announced you.

-My lady, this is Lord Charles de Villeroi, future ambassador of her Majesty the Queen to the Eastern Tyranny.

You were surprised to see that Professor Naertelis seemed to be a quite young woman, with slightly pointed ears, those of someone partly of guelph blood doubtlessly. She was quite beautiful and you had an appreciation for her tight corset, hai hai, and thought that at least for that you were not wasting your time. Of course Brother Louis grumbled, the man had sworn a chastity vow so he would disapprove such clothing indeed. Well, could be worse, she was not showing her ankles at least. She seemed to be surprised but rose and you politely told.

-Professor, I am glad to see you, I simply wished to consult you on geographical matters, I do not know anything about the Eastern Tyranny and I thought that this institution of learning was the first place where I could learn about how to prepare for my travels.

She seemed pleased and quickly and quite impudently told you, with a smile.

-I am glad that you came here my lord, you came to the right place, please take a seat, I shall answer to all your questions with pleasure.
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>>6294086

She spoke enthusiastically.

-Of course, of course, you must travel in the cold, this is a cold, dreary and nasty place. Nasty, nasty place. I personally do not understand why her Majesty would want to send you there, it is a wasteland of madness and barbarity. And it is very cold. Very, very cold. All year round, covered with snow.

You frowned.

-How do they it then ?

-What ?

-If it is covered with snow all year they cannot grow crops.

-Oh... I never thought about that... Probably somehow, they perhaps hunt ? I do not know, you know it is a nasty place, there is the Eastern Empire faraway there, with monks that practice martial arts, kind dragons, then even further east there is the land of the samurai, with beautiful swords and floral ornaments, even to the south, the Southen Sultanates are beautiful with their snake men and nights where they tell tales. The Eastern Tyranny is just... Dreadful ! Nobody wants to go there of their own free will. You know that they kill people for being gay, and they kill magicians too !

Killing people for being happy ? What was this place. You understood why it was so awful. Brother Louis then interrupted her, and asked.

-I am sorry to ask, professor, but, have you ever been there ? Or knew someone who travelled there ?

She shook her head.

-I have never, even in my days as an adventurer, they have no adventurers there, and I knew nobody from the guild who had travelled there. Some pushed their raiders back. All that I know I know from books and accounts.

Books and accounts... By Saint Denis, and she was an adventurer... Aïe, aïe, aïe... Now these armed vagrants were teaching about geography. Still, perhaps you should ask something. After all, these people have the common sense of fighting sorcery. So you asked.

-If I have understood well we will have to meet with the Eastern Tyrant, is it a kind of king ?

She shook her head again.

-No, no, it is a barbarian warlord leading orcs and men. Unlike the barbarians of the North, who are scattered tribes, the barbarians from the east have cities and an imitation of civilisation, but they have no guilds, no parliaments, no hereditary nobility, nothing, only brute strength to rule themselves. They are in general dumb and violent brutes who kill for the sake of it and have no respect for living lives. The strongest one rules actually, he has trouble with controlling everything, and the Empire actually pays to foment rebellions, so these savages fight between themselves instead of raiding us. We even sometimes send high level mages to burn a city or two.
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>>6294087

You frowned.

-And we have to discuss trade agreements...

-Yes, unfortunately these barbarians possess several important resources, be it diamonds, crystals, furs, or other precious metals, that they can sometimes give for a more reasonable price than the dwarves living in our Empire. Some of them live like nomads and have herds of cheap horses.

-I see... I see...

You told, but you did not see, you were in the dark about how would they feed their horses in perpetual winter. Still, you asked.

>May I know about the current relations between the realm of Bifuria, or even the Empire, and these barbarians ?
>You talked about raids, what were they exactly ? Were there large scale wars between the two nations ?
>Perhaps a map, if you have one, of the Empire and these barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.
>What is the faith of these Eastern barbarians ? What idols do they worship ?
>I have heard that these barbarians are cannibals, is it true ?
>Do they really kill people for being happy ? It seems unbelievable !
>How much time would it get to go to the Barbarian's capital ?
>I have heard rumors about being called Hyperboreans, who resided somewhere amongst these eastern barbarians, what do you know of them ?
>You talked about Easterners living with Orcadians there, are they numerous ?
>Other (write in)

Choose 3 choices please oh and You lose 1 mudcore for your tolerance.

Your new stats :

Charles de Villeroi

Class : Local Lord
Level : 5
XP : 945 xp (next level at 1000)

Stats

Combat : 53 = 53%
Intrigue : 30%
Rulership: 36%

Piety : 91
Mudcore : 58-1 = 57

With 57 Mudcore you have a bigger field of gritty realism around you, in this field the most heavy magic will not work and supernatural abilities will not work, oh, and women will lose 4 pounds of strength of course, plus in the field the people that obey you will act more like they would be in a dark fantasy setting. You have chosen Blood of Mud and so your mudcore field will become a bit bigger and stronger but could be transmitted to your children.
Magic, even restorative, will become considerably weaker near you.
Next level at 60, your field will become more important and most magic will be impossible to cast near you by the weaker practitioners.

Talents
-Cavalry Commander
-Foreign Etiquette
-Basic Literacy

Traits :
Leader
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>>6294089
>>May I know about the current relations between the realm of Bifuria, or even the Empire, and these barbarians ?
>>You talked about raids, what were they exactly ? Were there large scale wars between the two nations ?
>>Perhaps a map, if you have one, of the Empire and these barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.
At least she isn't dressed like a HARLOT!
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>>6294089
>May I know about the current relations between the realm of Bifuria, or even the Empire, and these barbarians ?
>Perhaps a map, if you have one, of the Empire and these barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.
>What is the faith of these Eastern barbarians ? What idols do they worship ?
Not the worst set of circumstances
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>>6294087
>You know that they kill people for being gay, and they kill magicians too !
Hahaha, oh man, our boy is going to find he has a lot in common with the Orcadians of India methinks.

>>6294089
>Perhaps a map, if you have one, of the Empire and these barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.
>What is the faith of these Eastern barbarians ? What idols do they worship ?
>How much time would it get to go to the Barbarian's capital ?
Practical intel.
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>>6294124
God save us from such temptations of the flesh !

>>6294176
>>6294243
You are both very positive gentlemen.

By the way, good sirs, I have made a map, quite ugly as always but it is the first map of our lands, do you wish me to add the mountain ranges and major cities before I post ? Or only the most relevant information. I can post the "basic" map in this update and complete it in the next too, if you wish so. It would perhaps be better.
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>>6294511
I’m fine either way considering we got a long time before we even set out
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>>6294089
>Perhaps a map, if you have one, of the Empire and these barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.
>You talked about raids, what were they exactly ? Were there large scale wars between the two nations ?
>How much time would it get to go to the Barbarian's capital ?

>>6294511
Also fine either way, happy with whatever map you have milord.
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>>6294657
>>6294660
>>6294124
>>6294243

Agreed, I will detail it tomorrow.

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You decided to ask for a map, you knew that it was not very useful, and you were not well versed in map reading. To be sincere the maps always were too big and imprecise in France, or during your campaigns. No army could use an exact map of a region, all was made by local guides. You generally caught a local peasant and against some food he would tell you where to go. Here it was different, you saw several interesting maps, even if imprecises and the Indians seemed to be very proud of their mapmaking. Since you were in an institution dedicated to this you thought that you could ask.

-Perhaos a map, if you have one, of the Empire and those barbarian lands would be useful to better understand the situation.

The professor nodded and she took an old perchment in one of her cupboards. It was an impressive work and you quickly looked at it. Well Bohémond did look but was puzzled since he didn't know how to read. Your first remark was.

-These barbarian lands are huge.

-Yes indeed, but they are not very densely populated. They aren't the best lands. I think that you will have to travel for three months to get there. If the weather is good.

You continued by asking.

-And the current relations between the realm of Bifuria, or even the Empire, and these barbarians. What are they ?

She answered kindly but with her categorical tone.

-They are poor, very poor, but we are not at war. Since the Empire helps funding a rebellion amongst orcs, the pig headed ones, against most of the rest of the eastern orcs and humans they are focusing on it and not raiding us too much. At the same time the Empire is trying to conquer the archipelagos and lands of Smaug, you see here, a brutal war against lizardmen, and so most of the Empire's military is focused on it. We do not have the means to attack the barbarians.

Bohémond asked, hoping for glory perhaps.

-Have there been some attacks in the past ? Or huge wars ?

The young looking woman answered him with enthusiasm.

-Yes, of course, there have been. Generally the barbarians raid with the help of hordes of cavalry, or river raiders. Many rivers connect them to our lands from the eastern mountains and their fleets burn all the cities on the rivers. But they could be no match for the imperial armies and our battlemages, dragons and other magical support so they were crushed or pushed back before they could take important lands. They managed sometimes to even take the capitals of Bomburia and Dorin but it was a long time ago. Of course we sent armies too, deep in their lands, to expand the Empire but the barbarians tended to avoid open battle and in the winter, especially in their haunted forests even elf scouts have trouble locating them. Famine, attrition and other problems made it too costly to advance. They even burn their own cities to avoid us sheltering in them and consider it patriotic. They are barbarians, I tell you.
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>>6294674

You knew this, it was a cowardly tactic, used by the aragonese against you once, or in the past by the bretons against the franks. When somebody's lands were poor it was hard to feed an army on them, and harassment and famine stopped many armies. Of course it was mitigated by the fact that Bretagne was not so big, so the Franks forced the locals to pay tributes, but if Bifuria was a big kingdom already you understood that the immensity of the Barbarian lands made them unconquerable. And burning their own cities, what kind of savages do that ? You then asked.

-And so now ?

-Now there is an uneasy peace, other tactics have been tried : teleporting mages to launch spells of mass destruction in their cities worked, to cull their population and raise it against their tyrants, but since teleporting one man takes a diamond, and a ritual of one day, it is hard to teleport big parties and enemies can strike back before their return. So we used dragons.

Brother Louis seemed to be terrified.

-Dragons ?

-Yes, giant flying dragons mounted by excellent men who rained fire upon the cities of the eastern barbarians and their tyrants. To retaliate against the raids on our borders. It worked better than the destruction magic because the eastern tyrants bought anti magic wards to Bb'eg the Terrible or other nasty forces. Dragons do not care about that. It is a great tactic, without mages they had trouble stopping our draconic airpower. The idea was to burn their cities until they stop bothering us and learn to love freedom. It worked until fifty years ago when they built ballistas and some heroes of them killed two dragons. Hatching one is very costly, and our strategists remarked that it made them only want to raid more and more. So we decided to use their bellicose nature against them, some orcs, because of magical experiments, have been mutated and now have pig heads. They are mocked by the rest. We have decided to arm them and encourage them to rebel. So they are now at a bloody war against each other.

-And who is winning ?

-Probably the Eastern Barbarians, they are more numerous than those who have pig heads. But the pig headed ones are well... Pig-headed so they would not surrender without a fight. We will probably have some decades of peace.

You nodded at that. And asked.

-And what is the faith of these Eastern barbarians ? What idols do they worship ?

-They are completely primitive, believe me, they worship only one God ! Only complete savages would stoop so low. They do not recognize the different divinities that are all around us. Only a kind of "Sky God" or "Sky Father" or whatever. And these horrible people kill anyone who do not worship him ! Or even those who do not worship him properly.
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>>6294675

You looked at your men with interest and they looked at you, but before you could ask more, a servant in livery appeared and made sign to her. She told.

-I am sorry, your lordship, I have a lecture.

Brother Louis seemed to be disturbed.

-A lecture ? In the afternoon ?

-Yes, what is wrong with that ?

-Well... The sun is not so good as to read.

-Oh, that... No, we use crystals. But, I would have liked to talk more with you but unfortunately I must leave.

-It happens, professor, please.

Like any gentleman you let her pass outside and looked at the map for the last time. Frowning. You did not see the Saracen lands or anything knowledgeable. Then you had absolutely no idea how India was shaped. One thing was sure, France was in the west and not on the map. Still you saw that it was time for you to come back towards the villa of Servmiabarel, you left him for two hours and you hoped that he was not drunk yet.

The march home wasn't quiet, because Bohémond and Brother Louis were already talking about this interview with Professor Naertellis. Brother Louis was telling.

-I do not know if we should believe a woman who had been gallivanting around forgotten tombs in men's clothes but this Sky God, Sky Father, is enigmatic. Perhaps Prester John was truely there.

It was logical, Servmiabarel had not been there, and this story with Prester John... Yes, it was more than possible. Bohémond then told.

-They still do not fight with honor. And a place where there is perpetual winter, it is hard to believe. Perhaps it is like in the high mountains ?

-We are in for months of travel. I hope that Rose will understand. And who shall I let in my fief.

You sighed, and your two knights offered you words of sympathy. This embassy proved to be more than an arduous task. You should speak to Bob Denarius to learn how dto deal with the Orcadians.

>Discuss about the possibility of Christendom i these faraway lands with your knights.
>Discuss about the fact that the lands of the embassy seem not to be tainted by burghers or magical filth.
>Discuss about how to discover the truth beyond those who wanted you dead.
>Directly go back to Servmiabarel without speaking more.
>Other (write in)
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>>6294676
>>Discuss about how to discover the truth beyond those who wanted you dead.
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>>6294676
>Discuss about the possibility of Christendom in these faraway lands with your knights.
We already know the adventurer's guild, of which the queen is a member, wants us dead and disintegrated.
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>>6294676
>Discuss about the possibility of Christendom i these faraway lands with your knights.
Just like how holy men converted pagan kings of old, we shall do the same here
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>>6294676
>Discuss about the possibility of Christendom i these faraway lands with your knights.
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I added Briberopolis (red circle), the Imperial Capital and the capital of the barbarians plus the major rivers (consider that there is a lot of other rivers) and mountains.

>>6294691

>>6294720
She is a member of the Mage's Guild, another guild of burghers. It is as shameful as the adventurer's guild to be part of, what kind of noblemen join guilds ? They are for burghers and tradesmen.

>>6294728
With the help of God !

>>6294986

You decided to discuss about Christendom and your new assignment, launching the discussion.

-Perhaps it will be easier to convert these eastern pagans. If they already have one god instead of this paganism.

Brother Louis did not agree.

-With all due respect, monseigneur, it can be hard. If there is one god, and a repression of what the heathens there consider as heresy, it can be certain that they have an organised religion, not only superstitions held by peasants, and such beliefs are hard to uproot. I have been here during the crusades of king Saint Louis thirty years ago and unfortunately I must say that the heathens believing in the mahometan creed were really fanatical about it. Converting them was possible, but harder, since all their society is organised around their faith and they see themselves as a community of faith like Christendom. On the other side pagans, like here, have many competing gods and their pagan faith do not seem to be the center of their life. I cannot say for the rest but it is the difference that I felt between Tunis and India.

You nodded, it was an interesting theory, yet, you had one too, a more optimistic one.

-And what if this realm is the realm of Prester John ? After all they believe in a lone god, that according to this woman, lives in the sky. God is in the sky too, it is why bird meat is a delicacy, birds live close to God. Perhaps they believe in our Lord too.

The other knights nodded at your wise words. They were logical, even if perhaps not new. The young Bohémond still told.

-Or they believed in our lord, but it has degenerated.

-What do you mean Bohémond ?

-You see, monseigneur, I am not a learned man, but I love to sing and to play music and to look around me, and I remarked that everything here is degenerated. The Guelphs that we see in India are a caricature of Italians. The local men speak a dialect of French that has clearly degenerated from the one that we spoke off, the Scotsmen here have degenerated to be short, only the cagots, who are already degraded human beings, are as they were. There is too a great degradation that we can see with the hybrids of men and animals. So perhaps these eastern barbarians believed in God but forgot the rules of the Church, and now are some kind of heretics who eat flesh.
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>>6295994

That was really an interesting idea, yes, looking at it from the angle of the poet we could agree that all the India looked like some parody, some degraded version of the kingdom of France. The simple fact that they spoke French, even if poorly, was something interesting. Yes, perhaps it was true, these lands transformed the men on it and they were not able to remain civilised. But before you could say something Brother Louis explained.

-It is an interesting idea indeed. Perhaps they had to lose the faith because they have been cut off from the Pope for too long. But I disagree with it. If France is in the west Prester John should have crossed this Indian Empire and in 4000 years people like Servmiabarel would have remembered him. In my opinion these easterners are pagans. Even if some words about the Hyperboreans, that I remember from those two merchants that we crossed, reminded us of the Angels of the Lord, it seems that all this continent is steeped in paganism.

-We should see these Hyperboreans when we will be there.

You told and the knights agreed. You remained silent for the rest of the walk towards Servmiabarel's hostel and when you finally arrived you saw the same pompous servant who introduced you to him. The count was only slightly drunk. He made you sign to sit while other Guelph servants were already taking your capes. You decided to eat outside, in his gardens, while night was fast approaching. He explained you.

-I have had news of your two merchants, they are not here, but will pass by the capital in several months, I should be able to meet them. What have you learned ?

You decided to tell everything to him, about what the woman said in the university. And he shook his head, answering.

-Yes, the university of Bifuria is very weak. Bofuria has far better learning institutions. Whatever, we will need to prepare for a long travel. I am interested too in another small... Hic... triviality...

-I am listening your excellency.

-Tell me sincerely, who do you count amongst your enemies ? I suppose that those that sent us to this embassy do not expect us to survive but some over cautious gentlemen might want to kill you on the road, or even before that.

-But you told that we will probably not be killed since it is already a sentence to death. And they do not want to do it openly.

-I am not talking about the Council, and tell me, you were about to marry, yes ?

-Yes ? Yes of course, you are invited by the way.

-Good, then have you assured your security ? And the one of your bride ?

-You mean that someone would kill me ?

-I am asking who are your enemies your lordship, it is of course to know if someone would want to kill you.
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>>6295995

What to say, you had a lot of enemies, as any man who had lot of honor. Where to begin ?

>The Mage's Guild ! I banished these magical burghers from my lands, on pain of death ! I forbade all sorcery there !
>The Adventurer's Guild ! It happens that I have hanged several bands of armed vagrants who pretended to take my law into their own hands ! Such arrogance !
>I fear that my baron does not like me very much.
>The lord of Darkplace, this upjumped commoner, can you imagine, an upjumped commoner on a lord's seat ! He has an entire school of assassins and murderers, and they already tried to kill me twice !
>Lady Mary Sue of Special, in plus of wearing pants this woman is annoying and hates my bride.
>The Lord of Rival, he was loyal to Baron Crook Wickedson and the Lords of Local and of Rival have an old feud.
>You are, your excellency, sometimes talking in riddles I think. (choose if you roll an intrigue roll and manage to roll it)
>Other (write in)
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>>6295994
I might be dumb, but could you add our current land holdings to the map? Very very cool otherwise.

>The Mage's Guild ! I banished these magical burghers from my lands, on pain of death ! I forbade all sorcery there !
>The Adventurer's Guild ! It happens that I have hanged several bands of armed vagrants who pretended to take my law into their own hands ! Such arrogance !
>The lord of Darkplace, this upjumped commoner, can you imagine, an upjumped commoner on a lord's seat ! He has an entire school of assassins and murderers, and they already tried to kill me twice !

These seem like the biggest threats, if we can't tell him everything.
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>>6296009

Of course, it is far too small to be seen on the map but imagine that it is somewhere in the green circle to the north east of Briberopolis in Bifuria
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>>6295994
I just realized what the fucking names of the empire countries are I love you QM
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>>6296044
I try to respect the tradition of Goscinny and Uderzo (who wrote Astérix) where practically all names are puns. I try to do it, but not always. I am glad that you understood this one hahaha.

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Your enemies, you had many, so you began to list them.

-I have many enemies your excellency, first the Mage's Guild ! I banished these magical burghers from my lands, on pain of death ! I forbade all sorcery in my demesne !

-You what ?!?

-Then there is the Adventurer's Guild ! It happens that I have hanged several bands of armed vagrants who pretended to take my law into their own hands ! Such arrogance !

-You did what ?!?

-And, to finish, there is this knave. The lord of Darkplace, Creepy Bitchson, this upjumped commoner, can you imagine, an upjumped commoner on a lord's seat ! He has an entire school of assassins and murderers, and they already tried to kill me twice !

The count blinked. Once, twice, then looked at you, as if sobered up. And told you.

-So you mean that... You managed to provoke the Mage's Guild, the Adventurer's Guild and the Assassin's Guild ?

You looked with a smug smile, you knew the Indian customs and their rather peculiar habit of being afraid of mere burghers.

-Yes.

-Yes ?

-Yes. Or rather it was them who provoked me.

-And how dit they provoke you, if I may ask ?

-By disturbing our right and proper feudal society. As it was wiled by God to be ordered.

He raised an eyebrow.

-The Mage's Guild, I can understand, the Assassin's guild too, but the adventurer's really ?

-Yes, it is intolerable that law is made by armed vagrants, who pretend to act to deal justice instead of the god ordained nobility. I am the only one having the right of Life and Death on my lands !

-You... And how do you deal with those touched by fate ?

It was your turn to be surprised. You heard some words like that by Indians, and even some of your men, but you were sceptical when you heard their more than dubious claims.

-We do not have such superstitions back in France. It simply does not exist. Outside of legends of course and...

-So you are telling me that you do not have people touched by fate ? With supernatural abilities ? At all ?

You chuckled.

-Your excellency, you will not tell me, I mean, a man of your wisdom. Will not tell that the common rabble that compose this guild of armed vagrants is dangerous or "touched by fate". Some claim it, I even heard my Elana claim to be, like Lady Sue but I never saw anything as such.

-Lady Sue ? The Mary Sue ? She killed hydras high as houses you know.

-I suppose it is an exaggeration your excellency. It..

-It is not. By all the gods... You really do not have this. I... How do you deal with dragons ?

-Like saint Georges ! Like I dealt with my lance !

-They fly, how could you get them with your lance.

-Well uh... My dragon was not flying. But he was big. Not as big as the turtle that I vanquished but...

-Dragons are as big as this villa.
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>>6296450

It was true, you saw a dragon skull and skeleton in someplace. But apparently the ancestors of Baron Crook brought him down with magic. And they had a flying mount, like one of those flying horses. You were about to do that when the man explained you.

-Do you know why the adventurer's guild was founded ?

You raised your shoulders.

-To be sincere I always wondered how many bribes could justify such folly.

The man drunk more wine and sighed. Before explaining you slowly.

-How many years do you have with a blade ? Twenty ?

-I began to learn to fight as I began to walk. It is true of any knight.

You nodded towards Godefroi and Bohémond and they nodded back. Servmiabarel told.

-It is the same for me. But for me it is more than four thousand years of it. Of course I am excellent in what I do, quicker, because I am an elf, perhaps less powerful than the stronger humans, but still. I have experience in battle, we all have, despite this we can be killed by some idiotic 23 years old with some adventurer levels and a sword if it is touched by fate.

Your knights frowned but you scoffed.

-No, but I mean, you can always slip and be unlucky, and be killed by some Flemish militiaman with a goedendag when your horse has been killed under you. But this is a reality of war. I would say that it is unlikely.

-It is not ! It is what you do not understand. Someone touched by fate, according to his "adventurer experience" will move faster, strike stronger, even if he is thin as a toothpick, and be a very dangerous adversary. There is techniques to mitigate that, but still, some idiot can kill an experienced warrior. Some imbecile with a sword can cut through mail and even plate if he has 5 warrior levels. Do you understand.

-It seems unbelievable !

-It is not, it is reality. And I am talking about men but women too, even human women. And..

Bohémond cleared his throat and told.

-With all due respect monseigneur, I have told you that. When I was wounded I saw Elana dispatch six armed men bare handed, throw daggers while doing acrobatics to cut the ropes of bows. Feats that seem impossible even in a fair with bohemians.

You frowned, you had heard this story but dismissed it. Yes, Elana was quick, very good when throwing daggers, and clearly trained, but she remained a tiny and thin young woman that you could carry with one arm. And she was not a Guelph or something quicker. Yes she was quick, but each time you saw her sparring with you, or one of your knights it ended poorly for her, even if she was brave and tried again. You even had to save her from the tentacled monster in the Weeboo village.

-So you mean that this is because of some... Trance... She was from this assassin's school and she told she was... Rank six something like that...
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Servmiabarel interrupted you.

-By all the gods ! Of course she can deal with six guardsmen. People become very dangerous at rank six. How did you...

-I killed one assassin already, in single combat, he was of "rank seven" according to what Oldfossil said. And Elana too, tried to gut me with a dagger. I must say it was hard, the second time I mean, because he had a sword and I had no armor, he was a skilled fencer, less than me and had some strange techniques but he was quick and had a poisoned blade like some treacherous Italian...

You then realised your error, and said to your Guelph guest.

-Not all of them are treacherous of course.

He was still astonished.

-You bested a rank seven assassin... I... Am sorry, I saw you fight and you are good, but... It is unbelievable... Very interesting.

-How can it be unbelievable.

-It... Well in normal times you would have been dead. And.. this was the problem. You see. A good warrior, even trained from birth, could not always prevail over this kind of touched by fate individual. Oh of course less than one on a thousand persons are touched by fate, but their destruction potential, growing with every level, is what makes them dangerous. You see, the powers that be can control knights, they need lands, equipment, weapons. While these adventurers do not always need them, at lower levels at least, and then can take them by force. It was to canalise their energy towards good that we created the adventurer's guild. An organisation where these individuals could be sent to combat monsters instead of wrecking havoc like some murderous beggars. By centralising the guild, it made it controlled by the Imperial authorities. And transformed those vagrants into something useful.

You realised that something was illogical in his words, and you told.

-If these "touched by fate" types are so strong why are they not the new nobility ?

-What ?

-I mean, our ancestors, the Franks, were not numerous when they invaded the Gauls and the Romans, they were perhaps less sophisticated than the romans, but they were better warriors so they naturally became the rulers of society, as God intended.

The Guelph shook his head.

-Well, first, because the fact of being touched by fate is not hereditary your kids will not inherit these characteristic. Second, I would say that some noblemen have children that are touched by fate, I would even tell that being touched by fate is more common in the nobility than on average, even if the more represented parentage according to scholars, among those touched by fate are children of blacksmiths then of farmers. Thirdly, because it would be terrible, do you realise how stupid is the average adventurer ?
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>>6296453

You remembered those who tried to plot against you in plain sight, and their arrogance in general.

-Mmmmh, perhaps even more than the average peasant.

-Far more ! They are reckless and could not hold an accounting book ! I mean.. Take the average provincial lordling, or even a commoner, member of a municipal council, or the priest of a small church. They might not be the greatest scholars that the world has ever seen, or as great rulers as our wisest kings but they know the basics and transmit them to their children, here it is the great nothingness, and values of travelling instead of properly raising children. Having your family slaughtered raises your chance of being touched by fate by the way. But the most important is that they are a force of destruction, a destruction that should be focused for the good of the realm.

-And why not make them an army ?

-Some try, the most disciplined of those touched by fate join several organisations like paladin orders or even some warrior or knightly fraternities. Others join religious orders but most of them are too undisciplined, they tend to dislike authority. But they can be a danger in war, when called in great numbers to reinforce the armies to loot their enemies. In fact this influence has pushed us to think about doing this. Greed leads them, and the perfidious Dwarfs more than ten thousand years ago, before the Empire, were forced to change tactics when hordes of humans adventurers began harassing their fortresses to steal their gold, they quickly understood the clever scum, that paying adventurers to bring them light elven magical artifacts was more effective than fighting them, and the harassment began to be directed against us. You see, the wood elves have forested paths that are impossible to navigate, but we liked to build cities. So our kings had to do something, we had our own adventurers, and better warriors, if less numerous, than the humans. But we remarked that since humanity breeds faster they could produce more touched by fate people than us and if in a conventional battle they would need logistics to conquer us, feed these troups, it was not true of small bands of adventurers. So we sent our seers to learn of who would be touched by fate and kill them before birth. The plan was well organised, but apparently slaughtering them before their birth always produced a survivor in the villages, touched by fate and wanting to avenge himself. This was an oddity as characterized by our scholars, but when fate is against you, you better join it.

-What do you mean ?
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>>6296455

He smiled at you.

-We entered the Empire by royal marriage and since most of the humans dream of unaging beautiful wives we could spare some daughters. We then became in several decades a moving force in human politics and pushed for a full invasion of dwarven lands. Hah, it showed them. With elven mages, the excellent iron dimon military machine, and lots of adventurers who were promised loot the campaigns were victorious and elves have influenced the imperial politics since. We decided to found the adventurer's guild with the founds taken from victorious campaigns, to control the adventurers and to avoid their manipulations by third parties.

One thing was sure, after hearing all of this, you understood that these Guelphs were truely Italians. Their ears became perhaps pointy but the mentality and love of intrigues was the same as the one of Lombards or Tuscans.

But still, you know more or less understood why they needed to contain these armed vagrants into a guild. And several questions were raised.

>Do the White Guelphs still hold a powerful influence even in the Emperor's court ?
>And what about the Mage's Guild ?
>Are magicians "touched by fate" too ?
>And what about the Assassin's Guild ?
>And what about these assemblies of burghers, villains and other manants ? How can you tolerate it ?
>I will be sincere, you lived four thousand years, perhaps not in Christendom and not during a period as glorious as the Reign of Saint Louis. But what do you think, your excellency, about bringing back our right and proper feudal customs ? The right to mint our own money ! The right of private war !
>And tell me, why were you asking me about all my enemies, your excellency ?
>May I ask you about your own enemies, your excellency, now that we are, if I might say, in the same camp ?
>Other (write in)
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>>6295996
>The Adventurer's Guild ! It happens that I have hanged several bands of armed vagrants who pretended to take my law into their own hands ! Such arrogance !
>The lord of Darkplace, this upjumped commoner, can you imagine, an upjumped commoner on a lord's seat ! He has an entire school of assassins and murderers, and they already tried to kill me twice !
Lord Rival does not truly frighten me, the Baron seems to prefer his petty manipulations and "jests," and Lady Sue actually seems to have a strong sense of honor couldn't possibly kill us with her -4 STR. As for the Mage's Guild... We shouldn't be too loud about calling the Queen's associates our enemies, and with our new mandatory court mage they may think us under their sway anyway.
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>>6296458
Hélas, par ma foi, je surviens d’un clin d’œil trop tardif!

>>6296457
By god, they are like the Nephilim of the Bible, who died in the flood! Assuming 11th Century French Christendom conceived of them that way

>I will be sincere, you lived four thousand years, perhaps not in Christendom and not during a period as glorious as the Reign of Saint Louis. But what do you think, your excellency, about bringing back our right and proper feudal customs ? The right to mint our own money ! The right of private war !
>And tell me, why were you asking me about all my enemies, your excellency ?
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>And what about the Mage's Guild ?
>And what about the Assassin's Guild ?
>And tell me, why were you asking me about all my enemies, your excellency ?
>May I ask you about your own enemies, your excellency, now that we are, if I might say, in the same camp ?
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>>6296457
>And what about the Mage's Guild ?
>And what about the Assassin's Guild ?
>May I ask you about your own enemies, your excellency, now that we are, if I might say, in the same camp ?
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Wise words in your precedent post, as for the Nephilim, let us say that the Old Testament is less known than the new in the Catholic church (even today) at least by laity. In fact a lot of French christians, even today are impressed by the fascination of the Protestants (like the Americans) with the Old Testament. I do not think that a man like Charles, who of course knows his legends but is illiterate, will equal these adventurers with giants, plus he saw some and some were barely his size.

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>>6296811

You were interested in these guilds, and this notion that they were made to deal with some people of unfathomable, and probably heretical strength. Whatever, this did not exist in France so it was probably foreign crap. But still, you had to ask.

-And what about the Mage's Guild ? Do those mages are "touched by fate" too ?

The ancient master at arms shook his head and explained.

-No, no, some are but most are not. Magic is determined by magical abilities. some races, like elves, are completely magical, all of them can use magic. Others like dwarves are incapable of it. And for some, like men, they have some individuals capable of it, one in five hundred perhaps. And these become mages. Of course I am talking about mages and sorcerers and all those who use different kinds of magic, divine magic is another thing entirely. But some mages become like adventurers and their power grow, even if they are not touched by fate. Others are touched by fate too. Whatever, this Guild encompasses all the magic activities of the Empire and several neighboring countries.

-It is even in other lands ?

-Yes, it is a way to control magic, for us. And it's owners. Ensure that those who oppose us have only primitive shamans while keeping some controls on masters of the Arcane. Of course some would say that the guild took too much power and that they serve only themselves now. It is why their power should be checked by other administrations.

You agreed.

-We cannet be ruled by disciples of satan !

-I do not know about this satan, but by madmen, surely not. All mages become a bit mad or megalomaniac after tempering too much with reality. Chronomancers are the worst. I mean, if we take into account the non evil forms of magic.

You had to correct him, he perhaps was wise but he was a pagan.

-There are not good pagan witches and evil pagan witches, they are all evil.

-To each is opinion, Lord Charles, but with our Majesty part of this organisation, I would advise you to remain prudent.

-I was not daring to talk ill of her Majesty of course, just of those who led her astray.
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She was perhaps in league with those who tried to kill you, and was a witch, but she was the head of the Realm as ordained by God. Still, you had to ask one more thing.

-And the Assassin's guild ?

-These knaves ! It is a rather new institution, a couple centuries old at most. To integrate the people touched by fate who were used by criminal syndicates or other scum. It has been thought that legalising the activities of these lowlifes and making rules to organise them could help. So now many of the roguish individuals touched by fate can be trained in assassin's schools, normally since childhood, the guild using mages to see what kids are touched by fate in vulnerable communities and bringing them into their associations.

-So you are telling me that these magical burghers help having an army of assassins.

-Yes, it is a scandal in my opinion that the crown and the council of many allows that. Many tried to speak against but they were in the minority. Today a part of their murders have been legalized and these assassins are used for espionnage. They can disguise themselves very well and very quickly, their connection to fate giving them an unnatural stealth.

You agreed with him, in general, India was ruled poorly, too much leniancy given to commoners, paganism, weakness of the nobility. And all of this explained by "fate" no, surely this was nonsense, fate is what is determined by God Allmighty. Yet, you had one more question with your friend.

-And tell me, why were you asking me about all my enemies, your excellency ?

He answered with great honesty.

-Because I wanted to know if I would have to tell you to guard yourself and beware. Because other forces, who have not sent you to these Eastern savages could want to end you prematurely, others even before you will be married, to avoid having to deal with an avenging heir.

You understood, unfortunately family feuds were a thing where sometimes young children were not spared, or even couples who were marrying. Killing your line could be done by your baron, easily, in an unfortunate "accident". As your liege lord he would inherit, if he could kill your beloved Rose too he would inherit of everything. Even if you did not see him as the murderous kind someone like the lord of Darkplace, who was in his favor, could very well whisper this idea in his ear. He still feared a good old private war on your part. So you nodded, telling.

-I shall be careful, thank you for your words your excellency. And... May I ask you about your own enemies, your excellency, now that we are, if I might say, in the same camp ?

He squinted his eyes for a moment, before answering. His tone was careful, but he told you.

-I have accumulated enemies, over the years, less than you in one year of course, but still. Let us say that you will not have to fear about assassin's guilds or other groups. And... I do not see most of them as murderous types.
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>>6297274

You tried to remember what these guelphs had said in the tavern, he had a wife, that left him, and he was mocked at court. Perhaps he was no more taken seriously. Yes, his ennemy, one of them, was the new master at arms, who was a better swordsman than him and who would probably, even if he seemed to be a vile type who smeared Servmiabarel behind his back, try to kill him in a duel or at least not fear it. Perhaps he had other enemies and one part of you wanted to know, but on the other side he was ranked higher than you, and he saved your life, so it would not be polite to push your friend.

>Diplomatically try to ask more about the enemies of Servmiabarel (Intrigue roll)
>Continue the conversation about (anything you want)
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>Continue the conversation about (anything you want)
Discuss his faith. he seems like a goodly sort, all said and done, and it would be interesting if such a man would be open to the ideas of our godly faith. Before we blurt out too much, maybe ask him about all this business about monotheism, and see how he reacts.
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Wise words good sir, you have forced an honest man to reveal much lore. But hey, when you have someone who is almost 4500 years old before you you can push him to reveal some things.

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You decided to ask, while you were with him.

-I was always curious, do you worship many gods like all the Indians ?

-You mean like humans ? No, we, elves have our own gods. In a way, all our differences, between elves I mean, were born of theology. At least after the works of the scribe Retcon. The second Retcon of course, the first chronicler named Retcon has written too but his works have been mostly forgotten. We suppose it is a descendant, and he has compiled the histories of our peoples.

You were not a specialist of heathen cults but asked.

-You mean you follow different kinds of paganism ? I thought that it was simply political because some joined B'beg and others not.

He answered you while Brother Louis listened carefully, on the other side Bohémond was completely overwhelmed by the conversation.

-I am not sure what you mean by paganism. But B'beg, even if he is a very old entity, was not here when the Gods created the world.

Of course he meant God but you suppose that heathens had their heathen explanations about the creation of the world, so you listened.

-The elves, you see, have always had a cyclic view of the world. The cycle of day and night, the cycle of seasons, the cycle of magic, the cycle of life : birth, life, death, rebirth. The world even has a cycle, birth, life, death, rebirth. To categorise this, a pantheon of gods representing nature and all the cycle was put over. 26 gods, as the letter of your script, we elves invented the alphabet for our gods. A new gift we gave to humanity.

At this Brother Louis smiled. The count raised an eyebrow and Brother Louis told.

-No, it is true, Rome was in Italy and we kept it's writing system.
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As with many legends, even heathen, there was always something true. It amused you. You would not of course thank the Guelphs for the torture of teaching people to read, since you learned how to do it you understood how it was awful. At least it was useful for monks, you still were skeptical about these Guelphs being descended from latins because their tongue did not look like what you heard at the mass, it was more like what you heard in Britanny or other celtic barbaric regions. But hey, many dialects were descended from latin. Then the guelph explained.

-The Wood Elves, like our queen, keep the oldest form of worship, praying to all the cycle equally, seeing all it's part and all the gods as as important. Other groups of elves kept it even if they prayed to some divinities, perhaps a little bit more, be it to Clubmedd, the God of the Sea for the Sea Elves or Kurchevel the god of snow and cold for the Snow Elves that lived in the far north. But they worshiped all the cycle, for those that were our ancestors, who built cities, worshipped the cycle before a somber event with the one that was the first Dark Lord.

-The Dark Lord ?

-Yes, you see, B'beg the Terrible may call himself a god, or occupy a godly throne today, but in some fourty thousand years there have been three Dark Lords, and the first one was called Fynarias Finrodon in our language, even if you better know him under the name of Yakub, it could mean the "Shaper" or the "Wise one" or the creator, with a little "c" for his creations are not equal to those of the gods. His tale can be accounted in long poems but to be simple I will simply say that he was born in a time between the creation the stars and the birth of Myrnerea Illumintas and...

-Who was it ?

-You know her as the Mother of Elves, our first queen... Well... To be short I think I will avoid naming too much characters, but you must understand that Fynarias, or Yakub, was born of a princess of royal blood, and a common archer. His king, Riluaneth or Recludednerd if we traduce in your tongue... Damn, I told that I would use less names. Well... The king ordered his daughter to be interred into the world tree for 1000 years as punishment and the kid to be raised by monks. The archer was beheaded.

You failed to understand what this meant but you continued listening. One thing was sure, bastard born children were always perfidious and devious, or annoying and insufferable : look at lady Sue !

-You see, the king loved to experiment on plants and on the creation of life with magic, and was very wise, his grandson inherited his wisdom and became the best student in his monastery, but he thought that the monks and the sages were not good enough and that new ideas needed to be explored, so he fled this holy place of learning.
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You agreed with the monks, nothing good has ever come from "new ideas". You listened to the following.

-He then met with humans, who were primitives, saved an elven princess from some human slavers, but protected the humans against beasts and monsters after this. He even managed to be friendly with the dwarves ! He learned much about metallurgy with them, and taught some magic to the humans. He came back at court under a new name with his new knowledge, he was criticised by the priesthood for his new ideas but his grandfather the king found him talented and took him as a court mage. It was far before the existence of the Mage's Guild, but the role was the same. They worked together on creating new plantlife. But at court, some were unhappy of this newcomer with his ideas, one of them was Ilthuryn, that your tradition know as "Gigachad", he was the first son of the king, younger than his sister, and uncle of Fynarias. He inquired about the new mage with the help of Toriop, high priest of Aeltheret, the God that begins the cycle, the God of Light, of the Sun, of greatness, good and radiance, and discovered that Fynarias was the bastard son of his sister. He publicly denounced him at court.

He took some wine and continued.

-Fynarias never knew of his parentage and he was as surprised as the court when learning of it. It is why the king told that he would keep him at court. He told that if he will not be able to inherit the realm, as a bastard, but that he would have princely status and all the privileges going with it. The first son and heir to the throne, Ilthuryn, refused and left the court, choosing voluntary exile instead of sharing bread with a bastard. But his younger brother, Phaendar, called Basedjak by your traditions, embraced his nephew. Oh, Ilthuryn left with a huge company of men and had many adventures, cutting the head of dragons, vanquishing monsters and establishing new colonies, he would even command armies for several other elven kings but it is not our story. Our story is about Fynarias Finrodon, the first Dark Lord, and when he learned of his parentage, and his imprisoned mother, the first grains of bitterness and jealousy took root into his heart. But he continued his researches for three centuries, before him and his grandfather managed to create new life with magic. Yes, new life, new plants, and their vegetal palace was a sight to behold, visitors from all the elven realms came marvelling at it.

Brother Louis crossed himself, you did too, to be sure.

-Creating new species ? It is impossible ! And with magic ! It is blasphemy !
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>>6298475

The count raised a hand, continuing his tale.

-But Fynarias... He was plotting, and Toriop was sure of it, he weakened the clergy, tried to give more influence to several of his own men... And he sometimes visited the tree of life under whose roots his mother was kept. It was not simply out of filial piety, no, he was communicating with her by magic. The High Priest Toriop proved it to the king... And the king decided to confront Fynarias right before the tree... It was at this moment, in a fit of rage while asking for the release of his mother, that Fynarias killed the king ! His own grandfather ! His own flesh and blood !

You crossed yourself again, just in case while the man continued.

-Toriop led men to stop him, and Phaendar, the new king since his brother was in exile, decided to judge Fynarias before the court, but the bastard fled the night before his judgment.

Servmiabarel continued, you were now all hearing his tale of betrayal.

-Having fled justice, he fled north, and assembled some followers, it was here that he plotted, for hundreds of years, he tried to create new life, new sentient life, but did not manage to do it. It was when he made his covenant with the darkest of entities, Zaraenstra, the Godess of Darkness, Uncreation and Death, the godess at the end of the cycle. It is said that he coupled with her after offering her many sacrifices, one thing was sure, she gave him a shard of divine power to be able to create life, and he created, but it was... All those who pledged for Zaraenstra, whose cult was official, became known as the Dark Elves, for she put them above the cycle. The life that he created was twisted, short lived and ugly, like goblins, then orcs, then trolls, ogres and several hybrids like the minotaurs. The evil races if you want. A blight upon creation. At the same time he encouraged cultists of Zaraenstra, whose cult was still official, to weaken the realm, and try to subvert minds. All the other cults turned a blind eye, and the king was weak, only the cult of Aeltheret reacted, beginning to create contacts, warrior orders and organisations to thwart these schemes. It was only when murders started, people who spoke against Zaraenstra being killed by dark magic that the king Phaendar finally outlawed it, and had an inquisition led by the cult of Aeltheret to enforce this ban. The Dark Lord, in this time, tried to create a better form of life than the armies of monsters that he had. It was at this moment that he spoke again with Zaraenstra, sacrificing a thousand souls to do it. And what he learned was abominable ! For him, to change creation, he needed to undo it, for it he needed to do a ritual, a ritual that would destroy the Tree of Life and the world and reshape it as it's will. Giving godhood to his dark elven followers, and giving his evil races beautiful bodies and eternal life ! All with the destruction of the world as a price.
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>>6298477

You wondered, while he spoke.

-Is it why B'beg wants to fusion the world with hell, like Cathars think that the world is hell ? It makes him a double Cathar.

-Yes, he inherited this ideology, and I do not know about the Cathars, but B'beg's method is different even if his goal is the same. All those who call themselves "Dark Lords" share it.

You nodded and the old Guelph continued.

-And so he marched, sending one of his priestesses to demand total submission to Zaraenstra and access to the World Tree that was right in the courtyard of the Royal Palace... Of course everybody refused, and there was a war... But the other cults had been weak and infiltrated, and the hordes... The hordes that goblins and orcs could use were far more numerous than the elven troops. These barbarians destroyed everything, villages, sacred groves, cities, nothing could stop them, they did not even spare the monasteries of Aeliryn. King Phaendar was not a strong military man, he was more of the bookish type, he still oversaw the defenses of the capital. Magical walls and archers kept the hordes at bay. But traitors, cultists of Zaraenstra, opened the gates and the city was stormed, ravaged, the king was killed. High Priest Toriop barely managed to escape with his life.

Brother Louis interrupted him, too passionately perhaps.

-So are you telling me that this Dark Lord managed to do his ritual ? Is it your explanation for the flood ?

-The flood ? No... But he began doing his ritual, with his best mages. Fortunately the cult of Aeltheret, who was still organised, had a trump card, they called back Prince Ilthuryn, who was in an overseas expedition during his exile. He quickly assembled warriors and all those who did not want the realm to burn, noblemen, priests. But he needed more men.
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>>6298480

He continued explaining.

-The Dark Lord sent several armies to stop Ilthuryn but he was beaten each time, Ilthuryn was an exceptional warrior, and touched by fate. It was in the monastery where the Dark Lord that was once called Fynarias was raised, that Ilthuryn was crowned and his first act as a king was pledging himself to Aeltheret, the God of Light and received a sword made of pure light right from the sky. But even then the armies of darkness was more numerous. So he spoke to the humans, with the help of Toriop, and managed to convince them that the world was at stake, he even convinced our ancestral enemies, the dwarves, he had killed a lot of them in the past but even these barbaric brutes, with the help of a bit of gold, understood that the end of the world was not profitable for their mining business. All the good races were assembled and they battled. The Dark Lord had to leave his ritual to take command of his armies since the World Tree was about to be stormed. Under the sun our armies were crushing the enemies but by magic they blocked out the sun in the middle of day and began to take advantage. It was at this moment than Ilthuryn, as a brave knight, led his heavy cavalry directly towards the Dark Lord, his enemy released his darkest magic on him but Aeltheret shielded him and he faced the Dark Lord in single combat, since he was a man of the sword, and his nephew was a man of the book, he ended him. With the death of it's leader the horde of darkness scattered and Ilthuryn proclaimed the victory of light. He reigned for three thousand years and the first act of his reign was putting the cult of Aeltheret above the other cults, since it was the only one who had the wisdom to fight the Dark Lord. All the other cults approved, and it was at this moment that our people became known as the Light Elves, since we put the God of Light above the cycle. Ilthuryn reigned for 3000 years and proclaimed the first elven empire, the Empire of the Invincible Sun, who existed before the rise of humanity. He told that every land where the sun shines belongs to the light elves. It is why we purged the dark elves from the surface and they hide underground like cowards and dwarves.

It was an epic tale indeed, an epic tale from begone antiquity. It was laughable too, but you had the wisdom not to laugh. Of course these Guelphs think themselves older than humans and able to create life, while God created everything but still. You understood all of this. You wondered what Brother Louis was thinking, he was wise and could see if in the middle of these lies there was a grain of truth. You were curious about some elements too.
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>>6298482

>You told me about the mythology, but can you explain me more about the precepts of Aeltheret and this cult. And it's idols.
>Is Ilthuryn venerated as a kind of saint ?
>Have Guelphs tried to convert others to their faith ? Because it seems that each one have it's gods in India, there is not one universal God or even a common pantheon.
>You talk about Dark Lords, have there been some others before this B'beg ?
>And the Blood Guelphs ? I have heard about a pact of blood but nothing more...
>And the High Guelphs, I have heard that they are those who lived more than ten thousand years, is it true ?
>You are from an old family, and your people is long lived, you tell this story so vividly that I have to ask, do you have ancestors in these times ?
>If there is one god by letter, why this Aeltheret and this Aeliryn begin by an "A".
>How is it that many people here dislike the concept of having only one God.
>Can you say that today's Empire is still the Empire of Aeltheret ?
>How did this empire of the Invincible Sun disappeared ?
>Other (write in)

Please, choose maximum 3 answers, since we are at page 10 I think that once this conversation will finish, I will write that you left Briberopolis and the thread will end. We will have managed to have all the Briberopolis arc in one thread.
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>>6298485
>Have Guelphs tried to convert others to their faith ? Because it seems that each one have it's gods in India, there is not one universal God or even a common pantheon.
>How is it that many people here dislike the concept of having only one God.
Just out of curiosity, why doesn't everyone worship this big light god that saved the all?
And you know who died to save ALL of us, 'humans' and Italians and Short Scotsmen, and everyone ELSE too? Why, the big JC. We should all worship HIM< together.
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>>6298485
>Have Guelphs tried to convert others to their faith ? Because it seems that each one have it's gods in India, there is not one universal God or even a common pantheon.
>You talk about Dark Lords, have there been some others before this B'beg ?
>How did this empire of the Invincible Sun disappeared ?
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>>6298485
>Have Guelphs tried to convert others to their faith ? Because it seems that each one have it's gods in India, there is not one universal God or even a common pantheon.
>You talk about Dark Lords, have there been some others before this B'beg ?
>How is it that many people here dislike the concept of having only one God.
Maybe we can talk to him about our beliefs. I mean he shared his. Of course only basics, nothing too sensitive.
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>>6298519
Wise words from a most godly man. I agree entirely. And these discussions are excellent to understand the strange mentalities of the pagans.

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>>6298664

You decided to ask.

-Have Guelphs tried to convert others to their faith ? Because it seems that each one have it's gods in India, there is not one universal God or even a common pantheon.

-What do you mean ?

-I mean that if your Aeltheret saved everyone, and many people that were not Guelphs served behind Ilthuryn. So I supposed that he wanted to convert them...

-Convert them ? But they are savages !

Brother Louis smiled and explained.

-Converting people is done to save their souls, and to put them out of their savagery.

The count seemed to be amused.

-Their souls ? Why would they need Aeltheret for their souls ? They are humans, or dwarves, they have their own gods and their own stunted souls. But let us be serious... Imagine converting humans ! Or dwarves ! And seeing them during religious ceremonies !

You raised an eyebrow.

-And ? Back in Champagne we had peasants who were stunted, and they got to the mass with the others, and if it is about short scotsmen, there are tall scotsmen where I come from and they are good catholics.

-But imagine the smell !!! They reek of beer and rotten meat... Humans too, without offense, they do not know what a bath is and even a bath renders it only passable. We elves, have better senses so we cannot mix with these... I know that priests use incense during the ceremonies, and I am a warrior that can tolerate far worse than the smell of a dwarf but think of the women and the children.

You were almost laughing.

-Surely you cannot tell that you did not convert people only for olfactive reasons.

-No, no, it is simply the fact that by any objective metrics the elves are a superior people. We live longer, are faster, taller, more beautiful, know less illnesses and see farther. Clearly we are closer to the gods, so we should have our gods, and not have them lose time by answering to prayers from other peoples, let them keep their gods.

It was your turn to laugh.

-You mean your gods are not omnipotent ! They can not answer in time...

Brother Louis muttered something.

-Like Baal the idol that was mocked by Elijah...

But the answer of the Guelph surprised you.

-Of course they are not omnipotent ! They are in a struggle... Gods are far wiser and greater than us but they cannot do anything.

Here you didn't know what to answer. Only Bohémond told.

-All these words about being a people above the others, and not wanting to convert, it makes me think of the jews.

Servmiabarel looked at you for explanation, not understanding. You told.

-The jews ! You have some in India, but a very short sort, with big noses, always counting money.

He then slowly told.

-Ah... Gnomes... Stop, you mean, in your lands Gnomes consider themselves superior, and a chosen people ?
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>>6299062

You nodded and he laughed, he laughed and you laughed too since he had a communicative laugh. Brother Louis and Bohémond joined him and the count said, still happy.

-The gnomes... Hahaha... A chosen people... Let us drink to it, you made my day. Hahahaha...

You were at your second bottle and Servmiabarel was explaining how it was important to secure the existence of Guelph people and a future for Guelph children and you asked him, at this moment.

-Between ourselves, you talk about Dark Lords have there been some others before this B'beg ? And after this Fynarias ?

He raised a finger, explaining like a scholar.

-Yes indeed, a lot... Hic... A lot of them. Some only held several years, and in general many people claim the title, even today, some necromancers consider that they are the heirs of the Dark Lord and not B'beg, they have their forteresses and their armies. In general the forces of Good have triumphed because they have been able to put aside their petty rivalries for the greater good of all. And of course the concept of greater good of all is antithetic to the forces of Evil, so they squabble among themselves and lose.

You understood his words, they were, after all, logical. He continued.

-The only one who managed to hold the majority of evil under his thumb has been called simply "The Master", I cannot recall his name because magic used by B'beg erased all the archives. He was a great necromancer and shaper, but his right hand man, B'beg the Terrible, who leads the forces of evil for perhaps 20 000 years, most of humans consider that he was always the leader of evil and it is true for them, their lives are short after all, and B'beg is the current force that has tried to put an end to the land for eons.

You understood, so this B'beg was not only a double cathar but a traitor to his liege lord too. On the other side it had to be expected from someone calling himself as ruler of the Forces of Evil. You explained.

-I have a last question, if we exclude your Guelph exclusivity idea, how is it that many people here dislike the concept of having only one God ?
The Guelph, still sober, answered.

-I could tell you about the customs, the habits, and history of our peoples. Or cite you a more real reason. But not today, Lord de Villeroi, not today and not now.

His tone, despite his drunken mirth, was serious, and you understood that it had perhaps something to do with what Oldfossil found in Rollarion Mc Fumble's scrolls. The old court mage had some proof of a "magical plot against the gods". Surely someone like Servmiabarel knew something, he seemed to be from an old family and to have been at court for some time. So you agreed and you talked of many interesting things, horses, swords, hunts and Servmiabarel, despite his paganism, was a brave companion when drinking.
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>>6299064

The next day, after raising from a headache due to an unreasonable consumption of alcohol and having your horse saddled by Ancel you decided to go towards Tradnod, Spotifia had left your company, she wanted to stay in the capital a while longer, but Penicillynn, your court mage, had joined you on a horse. What to say ? You travelled to the south east, you had a locket to give back and a complicated plot to resolve this year. Well, at least you will get married, the prospect of bedding your adorable Rose made this headache more passable.

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And with this post, dear bannermen, our quest ends for this time. I shall still be on the thread to answer to several questions. I hope that it was good. I am sorry I had to update slowly, I will probably not create another post before october and knowing what my schedule will be. It has been a pleasure playing with you, as always.
So good luck messires, remember, beware the pagans, the witches and the peasants who do not pay their taxes on time.

PS : If you have questions and you have not understood some part of the lore or some story because of my unfortunate English ESL I would be glad to enlighten you. I shall archive this tomorrow and send a link to the archive.
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>>6299068
Thank you for running! Great thread.
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>>6299193

Thank you good sir. The thread has finally been archived. Hosanna.

https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6256761/
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>>6299068
Thanks for running it, LL! it was a blast.

I have some art on its way for you. if it's done in time, I'll post it here. Otherwise, I'll share it in October.
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>>6299356

Thank you good sir, you are a holy man ! May Saint Denis bless you and walk on your side as long as he walked without his head.
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>>6299068
Another wonderful thread QM, see you in October!
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>>6299547

Thank you messire. I will probably first write on the QTG thread one or two days before my initial post will be finished.



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