Oi, Gathah round, Boyz!Dis iz a tale not like any 'eard befor! S'got Epik WAAAAGHS, 'Uge Choppas, da Dakkiest Shootahs, shiniez a'plenty, proper skrapz , brutal krumpin, Ladz boaf weird an ded ard! S'even got a Gork an Mork innit ! All'n'All, itz Rite Legendery!An' da best part iz, dat t'all appened! 'onest!It beginz a long time 'go, on a wee planet umiez kalled "Hi-raethe". But dats stoopid. Da Orks 'ad a bettah name for it. But dats me gettin' heada myself. Dey say it wuz green, but not even orky. Da Umiez there herded squigs a'plenty. but deez humiez wuz week! Datz wut da Pink Spikey boyz fort! They kame in an krumped most a da week umiez, an took da tuff wunz. Den, dey grinded up da squigs to a powdah, an snorted it. But da blue an yellow beakiez 'ated dat. dey came over and gave da pink spiky boys a gud thrashin. but befor dey wuz all squashed, da Pink spiky boys sent out a call to WAAAAAGH, and da ovva Spiky boyz listened gud. Dey kame ovah, and beet da tar out da beakies. One ting led to anovva, and da hole of da planet was stomped flat. All dose ships krashed down on da now brown an dusty planet dat de Orks kall "Skrapheep"! Now datz a gud name!'Ang on it getz bettah!Wun day, a sertain tribe wuz undah attak by freebootahs, but da tribe... dey 'ad a trikk up dere sleeve, in de vent of a mergency such as diz. A cave full to da brim with fresh yoofs, ready to spring up an throttle dem freebootahs. An wun a deez Yoofs wuz...'Old on, I've... lost it. Zog.Wate! Dont go, I hav it now. Da tribe and yoof wuz...
>>6291061>Tribe:>>Stomp Ya >Full a goffs. Dat's bout it.>> Green Windz>Weird boyz aplenty. All mystik like.>> Red' ard>Speed freeks and rokkit boyz.>> Wut Purpul Ladz>Kommandos, da lot of dem. Despikable.>> Dose krumpin fine Boyz in dere Fightas>Fighta pilots and rokkit boyz, but very kareful when out krumpin.>> Rusty Skalpel>Mad doks and dere subjekts. Dey do sum Jenetik eksperiments.>> Da Beest-mastahs>Big squig fanz.>>Big Tek>Mekboyz an wagon lovahs all.>>Ovva>Rite in>(Note dat dese tribes are not Wun trikk squigs. Konsidah dere gimmikz az themez, an not guidin prinsiples)>>Yoof:>Boy>Kommando>Dok>Mek>Squig 'erder>Weird boy>...Gork forgive, a grot>Ovva>Rite in>(Dese are mere pozitionz, an da karacter kan be develeped Latah.)>(You also getz ta name 'em.)
>>6291067>>Big Tek>Boy
>>6291067> Red' ard>MekI DROIVE
>>6291067>> Red' ard>Mek
>>6291067>>Big Tek>Write-in: ShootaCuz we like shootas.
>>6291067>> Red' ardI'ZZ FASTA THAN DAKKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!!>...Gork forgive, a grotdat mens you not seen till you bye dem>(You also getz ta name 'em.)Gorm Morg kunningly kunning cuz grots aint bruttaly brutal
>>6291067>Tribe>> Red' ard>Yoof>>MekWE ZOGGIN' RIDE>NameROGZOG BOLTMUNCHA
>>6291395I'll back this name.
>>6291073+1 "Da' Driva"Dere's a hund-Thous- ah screw it more dan tree, scrap heaps in this mektown. You dun't need ta know the route. You givez me a time and a place, I givez ya a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm your git. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of dat and you're on your own. Gots it?
>>6291435ah fuck name fagged againanyways...
>>6291435'E's liturlly me...
>>6291061>>6291092I'm retarded. I'll fix my vote and change it to>>Big Tek>Mek>Name: Shoota
>>6291067>>6291395>Red 'ard>Mek>Rogzog BoltmunchaAz Rogzog got up an reddy to WAAAGH!!, 'e wuz greeted by a rite proppa dizplay a brutal kunnin. Da Red 'ard tribe 'ad stashed a few trukks in wif da yoof-tendahs.Da firs ting dat Rogzog evvah saw (sides the dirt, dat iz) wuz de bludd red paint of da stashed fleet. 'E new dat 'E ad to be part uv it, in sum way."GET UP YA GITZ, DERES KRUMPIN TO BE DUN AN GROTS TA SQUASH!"Da yoof tendah pointed at Rogzog."YOU! GET IN DA TRUKK, AN START DRIVIN! SMASH ANYFING WOT HAZ DA MARK UV DA FREEBOOTAH SHELLIN OUR BOYZ!"Da yoof tendah den started shoutin at de ovva yoofs, wavin hiz Choppa round.Rogzog got in da neerest trukk, an waited fur a few boyz wif Shootahz ta hop on. 'E grabbed da gogglez dat wuz 'angin from da mirrah, an put dem on.'E turned da levvah to start da enjin.It did Nuffink.'E tried 'gain.Nuffink.Den wut did 'e do...Rite! 'E...>Got out an hopped in da bak uv anovvah trukk>Rewired da Levvah>Climed out an fixed da enjin>Got out an sokked anovva mek fer 'iz trukk>Got da boyz in da bak ov da trukk ta help put on anovva enjin>Ovva>Rite-in>(Alzo pleeze roll a dee-20 wivv ya choises, az ya karakter kan fail a task or even die. Don' worry doe, cuz then you'll be dropped bak in da aktion as anovva boy)
>>6291673>Climed out an fixed da enjin'E did it in a proppa orky and mekky way.
>>6291673Da Driva, E' Drivesso he got out and hit da enjin with a hammer til it start'd working egin made sure to ware his white squig skin jacket too
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>6291707>>6291673+1 pluz wan supORKT, now e rolzz da dee-twentee
>>6291684>>6291707Aye, 'e did do dat, 'e did. +1
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>6291673>Climed out an fixed da enjin
>>6291808>>6291707>>6291684Oi, why ain't you gitz rollin??
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>6291673Rollin'>>6292001I'z can't read boss...
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>6292001Cause i forgo you grot lova(and i dun want to tempt gork er mork ta roll a nat 1 and kill us before we got going)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>6291684>>Climed out an fixed da enjin
>>6291673>Climed out an fixed da enjin>DC uv 9
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>6291673>Zog I am out uv it
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>6291684Zog it. Forgot me roll.
>>6291673>>6292464>>6292170So Rogzog climed out an popped da hood. To 'is suprize some git 'ad forgot to kunnekt da fuel linez!Finkin kwikly, Rogzog performed an on- field effiencee improvemen' by shortenin da gaz line, an usisn da spare line to kunnect the gas ta da ekzaust. Dat way when da Trukk started, da flamez wud push it fasta! An as even a grot can tells ya, Fasta is Betta!Even doe iz Trukk 'ad started latah 'e quikly took da lead.He 'ad 5 boyz wif shootahs in da bakk, an wun sittin next to 'im. Az 'e left da cave, 'e saw da Croozer uv da freebootah sittin dere in da sky, firin off cannonz an droppin down boyz. da flag uv da freebootah wuz a grinnin ork wearin a 'at."Probly da Kaptain." fort Rogzog," 'AN IF I SEEZ 'IM I'L SMASH 'IM!"az e 'eard da boyz in da bakk goin dakka up at da ship, he fort up sumfin. 'E saw da howitzahs mounted on da trukks of the red 'ard tribe firin at da ship an it wuzzint doin Nuffink. Zo, 'e decided too look around fur a gud spot to drive. Down in da valley wuz were most uv da aktion wuz 'appenin. To da eest uv da valley 'e saw sum enemy gitz fightin da Owitzahs.To da norf 'e saw a boss (who wuz not da kaptain) Fightin sum red 'ard boyz and smashin trukks wif 3 'uge choppahsTo da west he saw da spells uv a weird boy zappin and blowin away zum boyzTo da souf 'e saw a big Stompa attemptin to get into da base of da tribe.Lookin out uv da valley on da mountainz abuvv, he zaw:To da west, sum gitz kampin up near zum loos bolders an firin of shotz at zum boyzTo da eest, 'e zaw zum planted kannonz uv da freebootah firin at da offer boyz in da valleyDen, 'e zaw itA massiv Peek, stretchin up to da Freebootahs ship. Squintin at it, 'e fort e saw a paff leedin up to da top. iv ee wuz perfect, he cud ride up da mountain, an jump on da kroozer itself.Zo 'e decided to...>Go eest in da valley>Go west in da valley>Go Norf in da valley>Go Souf in da valley>Go eest in da mountainz>Go west in da mountainz>Go up da peek (Very diffikult)
>>6292704>Go eest in da mountainzIf we get da kannonz, we can use 'em to boost da flight to da ship... I see the vizion...
>>6292704>Go up da peek (Very diffikult)Da Driva, iz gonna get blessed by Gork n Mork Everygit think blue thoughts fer da luck
>>6292709>>6292756Remembah ta Roll!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>6292704>Go Souf in da valleyWe gotta nab dat big mek! Think wot we could smash wiv it on our side!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>6292704>Go Souf in da valleyWe can nab it ta shoot da Croozer wif bug gunz.
>>6292817>20WAAAAAAGH
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>6292817+1GORK N MORK WANTZ IT
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>6292817WAAAAGH!>>6292704>Go Souf in da valley
>>6292817>Go Souf in da valleyDA DICE SAYZ WE GOT TO GO SOUF
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>6292704>Go Souf>By da way, we roll ta determin wich dice roll is uzed for da choise. So ya kan choos not ta roll, iv dere is a gud roll furver up.
>>6293358The 20 was meant to be.
>>6293358>>6292817>ZOG.Rogzog sped down da mountain from da cave. 'E 'ad but wun ting in mind. Dat dere stompa reckin da base wuz goin down.'e 'ad 'iz foot on da throttle an wuz akkseleratin sumfing fierce. Da alreddy boosted enjin wuz goin fasta now, on acoun uv da downward slope.'e narrowlee dojjed da cliff da base wuz built up gainst. e hit da brakez an swerved around it. 'E 'eard da stompaz speekerz now, bellowin sumfing hevvy."I IZ KUTTY DA MEK, IN SERVISS TO DA FREEBOOTA LOOT FEE!! I WANTZ DA BOSS UV DIS TRIBE, LIVE OR IN ITTLE BITTY PIECEZ! YOR CHOISE!!Da stompa den smashed da wallz zurroundin da base.Now Rogzog 'ad ben drivin fer bout firty secondz, but 'e wuz alreddy good at it. 'Iz mek brain finking all kunning like, 'E fort up a manuuvah. 'E told da boyz in da bakk ta jump out."GET OUT NOW, LADZ!"Wun uv dem yelled bakk"WHY!?""CUZ I SAYZ SO!! JUS DO IT!!!!"Da boyz in da bakk uv da trukk all jumped an rolled out da bakk, hittin da groun an den kontinuin on foot.He turned to da boy on iz rite an said"SEE DAT ROKK?! WE'Z GUNNA 'IT IT""DATZ SUISIDE!!""NO ITZ NOT!! DA EENERTAH WILL KEEP UZ MOOVIN WHILE DA TRUKK GETZ STOPPED! BRAZE YASELF"Dey den 'it da rokk. Kuz Dere wuz no winsheild, dey zailed fru da air like squighawksDey 'it da windowz uv da Stompa, an krashed fru into da Kokkpit. Rogzog landed on Kutty and squished 'iz ead. E' Noticed dat Kutty 'ad snazzy pantz, so 'e took dem an put em on.Da boy who had flown in wiv em 'ad no Kutty to brake 'iz fall an wuz out kold.Rogzog shook em an woke 'im up, an zent im to go wurk da legz.Den, takin Kontrol uv da stompa, 'E...>Rite-in>Deres to many fings to do wiv a stompah, so you get ta choose
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>6293383>'E turned it 'round to the enemy boyz an' smashed all da buttons in da cockpit!A stompa dis big gotta have some gud dakka, we gotts to try 'em all an' see wot dey do!
>>6293383>'E found da spekaz an' said "LOOT FEE IZ A GIT. DIS STOMPA BELONGS TO ROGZOG BOLTMUNCHA IS SIR-VEEZ OF DA BOSS... DA BOSS... ERHMM... DA ONE DATZ BIGGER AND GREENER DEN DIS LOOT FOR ME GROT" An' den he asked da boyz wotz the boss wuz called cuz he didnzt know, but he wuz kunnin' 'bout it, so da boyz don't tink he duzn't know.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>6293392DIS, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>6293392+1
>>6293392>>6293452>>6293487Well, our luck's run out, boys.
>>6293489>I WIL KLOSE VOTIN SUM TIME DURING FURSDAY, NEER NOON, EESTERN STANDARD TIME.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>6293392>>6293383No' dis iz proppa Waaaghloike, it iz.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>6293392HIT DA BIG RED BUTTON FIRST DERE IS ALWAYS A BIG RED BUTTON DAT HAS DA BEST STUFF FIRST!
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>6293383>'E turned it 'round to the enemy boyz an' smashed all da buttons in da cockpit!
>>6294016>sad waaagh sounds
>>6294236'Oi, dats not roight, 'ez gots da wrong numbah for 'iz dice. Da Waaagh! gors on.
>>6294016Datz grot dice ya git
>>6294240>>6294316he's rolling to see which of OUR dice to use...
>>6294317dats still dice fer grots who kan count ta foive
>>6294016>>6293383>>6293392>'E turned it 'round to the enemy boyz an' smashed all da buttons in da cockpit>Don't wurry, dat was jus me, Fergot me name. Sorry fer da wate. 'ad obleegatiuns.Takin da chare, turnin da torso and direktin da boy wif 'em to pivot da legs, 'E smashed da big red button. suddenly, a mazzive beam uv sum kinda energy blasted frum da torso. Da guud newz wuz dat it didn't 'it any uv 'iz fello boyz. Sadly, it mizzed all da enemy gitz, jus disentagratin sum rokk.'e den turned da torso zo dat it wuz pointed tords da kroozah. 'E turned on da mike, and said "EET DIS, GIT!"den 'e pressed da button againz, but it didnt do nuffink! Da lite behin da button had gonn off, Zo Rogzog figgered dat meant da beam wuz rechargin.Beem or no Beem, 'e wuz still in a stompa. 'E wuzn't eleegant like sum pansee, but 'e punched an smashed sum enemee boyz,Rogzog felt da kurrent uv da waaagh, washin ovah an aroun 'im, and saw hiz felloh red 'ard boyz gruupin up neer 'Im.All da Gitz 'ad run off, da kowardz.A breef moment uv repreeve, to plan sumfink kunning.So 'e...>Got anuvver 2 boyz in da stompa, to man da shootahs an rokkets>Went ta go stomp da gitz harrazin da 'Owitzahs>Went ta go fite da Enemy boss>Went ta go fite da Enemy Weirdboy>Tried da get dat lazah kannon bakk up an funktional>Went ta go find an 'elp da Boss uv da Red 'ard tribe>Stayed an defended da base>Uvvah>Rite-in>(sorry I am inkonsistent post-wize, i'll try ta be bettah )
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>6294342>Got anuvver 2 boyz in da stompa, to man da shootahs an rokketsWe'z needz mor dakka. Enuff dakka fer dem gitz in da kroozah ta zog off! 'An fer shootin' otha' thingies.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>6294342>Went ta go fite da Enemy bossNow wez got a stompaho ho ho
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>6294342>Went ta go fite da Enemy bossDat's right, we're 'da stompiest wun now!
>>6294342>Went ta go fite da Enemy bossStompin' time
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>6294970Also, rollin' time
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>6294342>fite da boss
>>6295348oh zog
>>6295348Will update tonite, zo don' wurry.
>>6294342Rogzog direkted da boy dat wuz wurkin da legz to get ah move on.Dey started stompin towardz da enemy bosses lokation.Even wen dey left der linez, da stompah wuz mostlee unbovvered. No wun wanted a skrap wivv it.Dey eventually got to da spot 'e wuz lazt seen.Da atmusphere 'ad shifted. Da hektik tidez uv battle were not present dere, and it wuz eerily kalm.Dere wuz boyz kut into an strewn about, at leest, dey probly wuz boyz, on da count uv da fakt dey wuz in little bitz."Diz iz gettin freeky" zaid rogzogDey eventually got to a spot were dere wuz a few trukkz cut inta chunkz. Boyz an all. Den dey saw a skuffle in da diztance. Dey moved kloser. It wuz da Enemy Boss!'e wuz big, but not biggah dan a trukk. 'E ad a bionik arm, an free choppahs, wun in eech arm. 'e wuz yoosin dem all at onse, even uzin iz teef. 'e wuz fitin sum boyz, an rogzog got neer.Da boss finished da last too boyz wivv a single slice da put dem inta fore peeces.Rogzog turned on da mikrofone, an said "WE IZ GUNNA KRUSH YU LIKEZ A GROT, YA PANSEE!!!" 'E den turne off da mikrofone.Da boss yelled "I IZ ZORRORK, DA FINDA UV CHOPPAHS. I IZ GUNNAH KUT YUU OUT UV DAT SHELL, KOWARD, AN I IZ GUNNA KUT YU TILL YA NUFFINK BUT PASTE."'E den pikked up a slised in too trukk, an 'urled 'alf uv it at da stompahs 'ead. Rogzog barely truned dat time, and den wen 'e turned bakk, da boss wuz sprintin at em. 'E tried to smash em flat, but 'e jus rolled out da way. Uzin da uvvah 'and, e trieda again, but diz time, 'e kut ovv too uv da stompahs fingahs. 'E den leep on da leg, an started klimin up da stompahRogzog yelled "LIFF DAT LEG, NOW!!!"Da boy did it, an den Rogzog uzed da un-kut fist to punch da boss. 'E went flyin, an 'it d uvver 'alf uv da trukk 'e frew. 'E got up. 'E wuzint even bleedinSo Rogzog...>Rite-in
Rolled 12 (1d20)Roight den. I fink I betta sit you boyz down and give you lot da Talk. Dere comes a time in every boy'z loif when 'e gets a speshul feelin, a feelin for a very speshul foit wif a very speshul ork datz bigga an' greena than da uvver Boyz. When dat toim comes, ya gotta be senstiv ta da uvver Ork. Ya can't rush it loik a war squig inta battle. Ya gotta lissen ta yer feelinz and klonk wiff yer instinktz. If yaz do dat, ain't nuffin can stopz ya, an' yull go from Boy ter Boss.Roight now, wut iz yer instinktz sayin?>GIVE HIM SOME ZOGGIN DAKKA
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>6296504>>6296492Deyz' sum big wordz, an' I ain't wun o' dem braingitz, but sayin' dakka wuz gud. Wez gonna dakka.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>6296873Me zoggin' agree
>>6296504+1
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>6296504"Ya knowz the story about the Squig and the Grot, Boss? Youz mate didn't make it 'cross da river.">give em da dakka
We'z fluent in Luxembourgish, Boyz.
>Ladz. Ime sorry. I 'ave a lot on my plate. I wood luv ta kontinue dis quest, but my schedule iz just to full. I'ze sorry, I iz, an I 'ope to be able to kontinue lata, if pozzible. But I will no longah update dis quest.>Again, thanks for participating. Sorry.
>>6297894Ah zog.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>6296504>>6296873>>6296879
>>6298246An' so, da big spinnin' dakka lit up sumpin FIERCE. Da Boss jumped behind a rekk an' lifted it wiff his bionik arm. Da dented twisted met'al wivvered unda da Stompaz attack, but da Boss ran forward under his shield. Green blud sprayed from his 'uge arms every time sum dakka got fru, but da Boss was too tuff to let sumpin loik dat stop 'im.'E frew da rekk into da air, nokkin da Supa-Gatler kleen offa the Stompa's shoulda.>SighsAn' youz know what 'appened next. Da Supa-Gatler, still layin down a stream uv dakka, tilted down, sprayin 'ot deff inta da boyz at da bottom workin da legz.Da Boss, smellin' victory, frew himself onta da Stompa, choppin loik mad inta da stompa. We lost 'alf the Boyz in an instant, sprayin inta green mist and black teef.But Rogzog wasn't gonna let dat be da end. Da reakta was chopped open. Da deff kanon was beepin dat it was kri'ikal. Dere was only toim fer one fing.>'E jumped down on Da Boss from above ta get stukk in.>'E 'it da Deff Kanon buttun>'E grabbed da Supa-Gatler an' pointed it at Da Boss
>>6298250>>'E 'it da Deff Kanon buttun
>>6298250>'E 'it da Deff Kanon buttunNice! We're still going!
>>6298250>'E 'it da Deff Kanon buttunOi, uvva gits. I wantz Rogzog ta get a Stormboy rokkit pack at sum poynt. It'd be reeeal con-vee-nee-ent fer getin out uv truble. Wot do ya tink?
>>6298250>'E 'it da Deff Kanon buttun
Rolled 13 (1d20)ROIT'N.
Down below, Da Boss wuz a blur uv Choppaz, kuttin’ fru da arma uv da Stompa an’ frowin’ arma plates an’ dedd Boyz out behind ‘im. Da Stompa leant fowwards dangerously, an’ dere wuddn’t a sekkond ta spare.“Zog.” Rogzog sed in a flat growl.An’ da yung Ork slammed ‘iz fist down on da buttun. Now, da reakta wuz alreddy chopped open, yeh? So’z when da Deffkannon tried ta blast sum dakka, insteadda doin dat, it just zoggin’ asploded. Da Boss, if ‘e had been hit by da Deffkannon, maybe ‘e woulda died. But dis is Da Boss we’z talkin’ about. A reakta asploshun ain’t gonna be enuff ta kill ‘im. But ‘e wuz frown back loik a bullit, ‘iz painboy bitz turnin’ ta green jelly insoid uv ‘im. ‘E slammed inta da rekk piles an’ wuz buried, gushin’ blud. But dat tuff boy didn’t stop. ‘Is bionik arm frust up frum da pile an’ plan’ed itself in da ground, and Da Boss roze up, usin’ it as a fird leg, staggerin’ fowwardz.Rogzog, bein’ up toppa da reakta, went shootin’ off loik a rokkit when da reakta blew. Dat kudda been da end uv arr lad.>Dramatic pause…But fate, it seemed, ‘ad uvver planz. Da Supa-Gatler was still ‘angin’ on by a fredd to da shoulda bitz an’ kokkpit. An’ it wuz still sprayin’ itz dakka wildly. So Rogzog grabbed hold uv it, an’ pointed it down, and rode it allva way down ta da groun’. ‘E landed but ‘ARD, but da dakka waz jus’ enuff ta slow ‘im an’ stop ‘im from dyin’. Wun uv ‘is armz was broke an’ drippin green blud, an’ ‘e kudd taste da blud komin up from ‘iz froat too, but ‘e kudd still stand!Da Boss, limpin’ on ‘iz bionik bit, an’ Rogzog wiff ‘iz busted arm, well dey stared eachuvver down from akross da bat’ulfeeld. Squigz an’ gretchinz ran fer deer loif ta kleer out. Da world went kwiet.An’ Rogzog…>Pikked up da Supa-Gatler wiff 'iz gud arm>Pikked up wun uv Da Boss'z Choppaz dat had been frown by da blast>Ran away loik a squig>Rite-inAn don't forgit ta roll yer teefdice dis toim ya gitz!
>>6298362>>6298383>>6298595>>6298596I guess dis is why da QMz kwote da votez yuzually, eh?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>6298680>Pikked up wun uv Da Boss'z Choppaz dat had been frown by da blast'Oist by iz own petard!
>>6298680>Pikked up da Supa-Gatler wiff 'iz gud arm+>Rite-inWe oughta pick up da Boss'z choppa an toss it back ta him so dat we can av ourselves... A PROPPA FOIGHT!!!Da way Gork (or Mork) intendud.Him an hiz choppa versuz Rogzog wif da Supa-Gatler
Rolled 2 (1d2)Oi. Kwest is ded, but Tintoof don't leave bizness unfinished.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>Nod, nod.
Rogzog kikked da Choppa to Da Boss an’ ‘oisted da Supa-Gatler up to ‘iz shoulda.Da Boss, ‘unched ova on ‘iz bionik, growled an’ gave arr lad a nod.“Datz da way,” ‘e breeved an’ lifted da slab of met’al up wif ‘iz good arm. Da Boss’s tuff skin wuz weepin’ dark green blud, drippin’ inta da sand ‘eavily, but ‘e wuz a kwiet storm, storin’ up energy for da foight. It wudd all be ova in a few blinkz.Rogzog akted firs’. ‘E gave a shrug ta lift da ‘eavy shoota up ‘igher on ‘iz shoulda, settlin’ da soights on Da Boss. Da Boss frew ‘iz own weight on ‘iz bionik ta fling ‘imself at Rogzog, but Rogzog wuz too fast. Streamz uv dakka ripped fru da air, sinkin’ deep inta Da Boss, who wuz already bleedin’ insoid and out, but ‘iz bionik ‘ad by now frown his bulk straight at Rogzog. Da Boss lifted ‘iz bad leg wif a roar ta soak up da shotz so da rest uv ‘im wudd still be able ta foight.Rogzog jumped back from where Da Boss was gonna land, trackin’ ‘iz ark as Da Boss soared fru da ‘ellstorm. Da Boss landed on ‘iz bad knee wiff a sickenin’ splat. It wuz useless dedd meat. But ‘e didn’t need it. ‘E lunged towards Rogzog, bringin’ ‘iz Choppa down roight fru da Supa-Gatler. Met’al parts sploded offa da weapon, an’ Rogzog lukked up at da ‘uge Boss towerin’ over ‘im an’ rekkoned wif da magnitude uv ‘iz folly.--Wut? It meanz da size uv ‘iz gitness, ya git!Anywayz, it wuz all over fer Rogzog. ‘E troied ta keep up da foight, uv kourse, but it wuz no use. Dis was a fresh boy, up against a Boss. It kudd only ever ‘ave ended one way.>Tintoof sighs and shakes his headDa Boss bowled ‘im over, an’ swatted ‘im wif da choppa, sinkin’ it deep into ‘iz gut. A fountain uv blud gushed forf frum ‘iz mouf, and arr Boy went down ‘ard inta da dirt.“Haw haw haw!” bellowed Da Boss. “Dat wuz a good foight! Itz been a reel long toim since some fresh boyz ‘ad da bitz ta take me on! But Oize da biggest, an’ Oize da baddest, an’ you lot best git it in yer brainbitz dat Oize da greenest in all deez partz.”Rogzog kudd only roll ova an’ koff up more blud. ‘E looked up at Da Boss an’ ‘e knew ‘e was roight. “Yeh Boss, you’z fat awwroight.”“But Oi ain’t gonna chop ya! Frum now on, you and yer Boyz is my Boyz, and we’z gonna take dis shit ‘eap planet. Oi bin getting’ a feelin’ in me gutz, dat dere iz a big foight comin’, an’ Oi need good Boyz wiff me. Krawl yer bitz to da painboyz. If ya die on da way Oi don’t want ya! Haw haw haw!”Dat wuz da last ol’ Tintoof ‘eard uv Rogzog, but Oi fink ‘e’z still out dere, followin’ Da Boss. An’ only toim will tell if arr lad Rogzog ‘ad wut it took ta join Da Boss’z warband. Toim, an’ yer pal Tintoof, uv kourse!
>>6300563So dats how WAAAGH Zorrork started?Wif Rogzog an Tintoof dere frum da beginin?Wow, wat a grate story! 10/10
>>6300563Welp. Thanks for wrapping it up, Tintoof.
