Hey /qst/, I'm from China and wanted to share a log from a quest (basically an interactive CYOA/story) we ran on our local anonymous board, X Island. Hope you guys enjoy it.Here's the link: https://www.nmbxd1.com/t/55362191If you want to read the whole thing, you might need to sign up (only up to page 99 is visible to guests). Registration requires a Chinese phone number though, so fair warning.Also, my English sucks, so this was all translated by DeepSeek. Don't blame me if it reads weird lol.Not sure if this is the right board for quest logs, so I'm posting it here in /qst/. Mods feel free to move/delete if I fucked up.(and I already fucked up in /tg/ ( ﾟ∀。))
[Mecha][Academy] 02/06/23(Mon)11:41:39 ID:Q6LYflm No.55362191///Please put on your translator... Language logic has been parsed///Welcome to Silver Crown Academy, a free academic city-state dedicated to eliminating racial barriers, and an arena where nations showcase their technology and capabilities. Whether you are a Vesian, Canaanite, Ishur, Moshur, Feller, Gangwald, Cyberian, or a resident from a country not yet recognized by so-called major powers, or even a time traveler with nowhere to call home—any student with a thirst for knowledge and a fighting spirit will always find the academy's doors open to you.Of course, enrollment also means you identify with and adhere to the academy's philosophy and values—racial discrimination and incitement of hatred are not welcome here. The conflicts of the previous generation should not affect the next. Regardless of whether your homelands are at war or have a long-standing historical enmity, please temporarily set aside the prejudices brought by such common knowledge and treat every classmate as a worthy opponent. Here, we do only one thing—promote mutual understanding through learning and combat.02/06/23(Mon)11:44:14 ID:npdV5II No.55362240Rolling...02/06/23(Mon)11:46:12 ID:EVHvrrR No.55362287(=ﾟωﾟ)=02/06/23(Mon)11:57:46 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55362564First, register your nationality>Berialio-Visa Commonwealth (Playable Races: Vesian/Canaanite)*Limited democracy built on classical slavery*Magic civilization prevails*Multi-functional magic-guided warmachines controlled by mages>Equal Ishur State (Playable Races: Ishur/Moshur/Feller)*Fascist*Highly industrialized capitalist society*High-armor, high-resistance firepower-superiority armaments supported by advanced differential engine technology>Serdicima Dynasty (Playable Races: Gangwald)*Strictly hierarchical ancient feudal system*Unmatched knight class ensures social stability*Customized combat mechs, whose performance is closely tied to the pilot's power>Queshan Military-Industrial Complex (Playable Races: Cyberian)*Megacorporation*Multi-functional cyborgs*Penetration theory technology grants intuitive control, even allowing mechs to perform additional transformations. Advanced shields and electronic warfare capabilities ensure combat superiority, but the drawback is that the main unit, equipped with these functions, has an extremely fragile structure....>So..... where exactly is this place?*You are a time traveler..... passive type*Take your mass-produced grunt mech and create miracles here!02/06/23(Mon)12:12:49 ID:WqgwkJH No.55362960Time traveler02/06/23(Mon)12:13:48 ID:VoxLuaZ No.55362981//Is this a fixed player group?02/06/23(Mon)12:14:05 ID:lIIqF5G No.55362987>>No.55362960fy(*TN: "fy" is Chinese internet slang for "附议", meaning "agreed" or "second that".)02/06/23(Mon)12:14:10 ID:CoJwGYt No.55362989Time traveler is super cool02/06/23(Mon)12:15:09 ID:npdV5II No.55363012>>No.55362960fy
02/06/23(Mon)12:19:32 ID:M56665U No.55363113Time hub hell yeah02/06/23(Mon)12:22:11 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363169>>No.55362981Not a multiplayer game, not fixed02/06/23(Mon)12:30:46 ID:EVHvrrR No.55363377What is this, Haven universe battle royale? ( ﾟ∀。)(*TN: This OP has run dozens of quests before. This one is a loose continuation, but you can jump right in without reading the previous ones. There are just some Easter eggs for the veterans.)02/06/23(Mon)12:34:37 ID:DUKvUHK No.55363455>>No.55362564Lol ( ﾟ∀。) it's battle royale isn't it02/06/23(Mon)12:37:27 ID:yvaoIun No.55363523>>No.55363377( ﾟ∀。) It really is.02/06/23(Mon)12:37:57 ID:yvaoIun No.55363531//Hope the grunt that gets transported in is a Titan pilot.02/06/23(Mon)12:40:33 ID:DUKvUHK No.55363586>>No.55362564SerdicimaI want to be Lord Bartow!02/06/23(Mon)12:40:47 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363590>Transmigrator"Stateless."The alien in front of you skillfully operates precision machinery to register and modify information on the projection screen. The most prominent form undoubtedly has your face plastered on it—still with that panicked expression from when you first arrived."Gender.">Male...>Female!>I think my physical characteristics are already quite obvious>I am a fluid gender person>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)12:41:02 ID:DUKvUHK No.55363595102/06/23(Mon)12:41:15 ID:ceamenN No.553635994 [1,4](*TN: X Island anonymous board has its own inline dice roller [n,m], which rolls a dice from n to m.)02/06/23(Mon)12:41:24 ID:yvaoIun No.55363604102/06/23(Mon)12:41:41 ID:EVHvrrR No.553636133 [1,4]02/06/23(Mon)12:41:44 ID:2X2ukPJ No.553636142 (`ヮ´ )02/06/23(Mon)12:42:05 ID:wztwByf No.55363620102/06/23(Mon)12:42:58 ID:j1fBOAu No.55363635302/06/23(Mon)12:43:05 ID:M56665U No.553636374 (ゝ∀･)02/06/23(Mon)12:43:12 ID:lIIqF5G No.55363641302/06/23(Mon)12:45:17 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363685>Option 1 has 3 votes, option 3 has 3 votesIf this post number is even, choose 1; if odd, choose 3.02/06/23(Mon)12:47:37 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363733>Where are your eyes?The being with a face full of tentacles sizes you up for a moment, then types "hairless naked ape" into the gender field.>Wait! Wait! Male! I'm male!>What the hell! Change it to female!>Pretend you didn't see it
02/06/23(Mon)12:47:54 ID:wztwByf No.55363740102/06/23(Mon)12:47:54 ID:EVHvrrR No.55363741Lol ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)12:48:19 ID:2X2ukPJ No.553637492 (`ヮ´ ) I want to pilot a mech as a cute girl02/06/23(Mon)12:48:25 ID:yvaoIun No.553637501.02/06/23(Mon)12:48:27 ID:CoJwGYt No.55363753102/06/23(Mon)12:48:33 ID:DUKvUHK No.55363755102/06/23(Mon)12:49:12 ID:M56665U No.553637613That could work too ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)12:51:47 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363820>Gender is male"Basic information entry complete. Next is age.">14 years old, in my chuunibyou phase!>16 years old, high school student!>24 years old, university student!!!>28 years old, corporate slave...02/06/23(Mon)12:52:16 ID:2X2ukPJ No.55363829302/06/23(Mon)12:52:34 ID:wztwByf No.5536383524 years old, student.02/06/23(Mon)12:52:34 ID:yvaoIun No.553638364. Corporate slave piloting a mech, hell yeah02/06/23(Mon)12:52:38 ID:3lfkTh3 No.553638381, driving the big rig!02/06/23(Mon)12:52:55 ID:M56665U No.5536384614Middle schooler as a super robot protagonist makes perfect sense (time to aggressively charm the older ladies)02/06/23(Mon)12:53:37 ID:VoxLuaZ No.553638594 [1,4]02/06/23(Mon)12:53:37 ID:lIIqF5G No.55363860Corporate slave02/06/23(Mon)12:53:54 ID:CoJwGYt No.553638663, 24 years old, university student02/06/23(Mon)12:53:58 ID:DUKvUHK No.553638674 [3,4]02/06/23(Mon)12:54:10 ID:gbmr5Kf No.55363871>>No.5536383802/06/23(Mon)12:55:41 ID:EVHvrrR No.553639014What's wrong with being a corporate slave? Corporate slaves deserve protagonist rights too ( `д´)02/06/23(Mon)12:56:21 ID:5s1EhoV No.5536391114 years old02/06/23(Mon)12:57:08 ID:RTchKor No.55363930Corporate slave, let's go02/06/23(Mon)12:57:42 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55363947>Corporate slaveThe alien's tentacles twitch, and suddenly your info panel gains an age number — 16.Wait?! Didn't I just say 28?!"Sorry, but 28 exceeds the enrollment age. We have thriving youths here, hope you don't bring that adult world stuff to affect the public atmosphere."How can changing the age on paper make me younger?!"Our academy has many species, no one can tell your real age.">Accept, but I'll always be a mature 28-year-old man!>Reject! I want to be a hard-boiled man true to myself!>Custom action
02/06/23(Mon)12:58:19 ID:2X2ukPJ No.55363958202/06/23(Mon)12:58:34 ID:RTchKor No.55363964102/06/23(Mon)12:58:54 ID:M56665U No.553639721It's basically the same anyway ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)12:59:00 ID:r8gLDgS No.55363973102/06/23(Mon)12:59:05 ID:DUKvUHK No.553639742A tough guy piloting a mech is the most romantic! ( `д´)902/06/23(Mon)12:59:07 ID:yvaoIun No.553639771. I figure I can pass for younger02/06/23(Mon)12:59:26 ID:EVHvrrR No.55363983102/06/23(Mon)12:59:54 ID:f383fGd No.55363994I want to play Armored Core 6 ( ´ρ`)02/06/23(Mon)13:00:06 ID:5s1EhoV No.55363996102/06/23(Mon)13:00:17 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55364000>Accept, but I'll always be a mature 28-year-old man!( ﾟ∀。) New thread popping off fast02/06/23(Mon)13:00:44 ID:M56665U No.55364005Now that I think about it, isn't this just my second favorite show from last season, The Witch from Mercury?02/06/23(Mon)13:02:05 ID:wztwByf No.55364041102/06/23(Mon)13:02:20 ID:yvaoIun No.55364045>>No.55364005Is Witch from Mercury also a story about a 28-year-old corporate slave pretending to be a student?02/06/23(Mon)13:03:16 ID:f383fGd No.553640581Whatever! Just get to the mech already!02/06/23(Mon)13:04:10 ID:M56665U No.55364075>>No.55364045It's school mech duels!02/06/23(Mon)13:06:15 ID:qP64kVB No.55364120For grunt units, give me some GN-X ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)13:12:29 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55364250>Whatever!The age on the ID is just decoration; those big shots up there wouldn't understand.With no more objections, the process sped up considerably."Our academy upholds the educational philosophy of racial integration. To accommodate the physiological characteristics of different races, students can decide their own course schedules."So I can't escape the prison of school after all? Gotta plan to back out..."Diet and accommodation can also be chosen according to specifications, all subsidized by special funds—completely free."Time to relive the daily school life!"Of course, one thing to note: the mecha duels at our school are an important event that all students must participate in. This is crucial for whether the several countries sponsoring our academy will continue to provide funding. Therefore, upon enrollment, in addition to the assigned uniform, we will also issue you a dedicated mecha...">Wait a minute! I just came here for free food and lodging! Why do I have to pilot a mech and fight?!>Use the characteristic calmness of an adult to let him continue...02/06/23(Mon)13:13:42 ID:DUKvUHK No.55364273202/06/23(Mon)13:14:17 ID:f383fGd No.55364279>>No.55362191Promote mutual understanding through learning and combatUh, how do I even mock this...02/06/23(Mon)13:14:18 ID:CoJwGYt No.55364280202/06/23(Mon)13:14:29 ID:yvaoIun No.553642842.
You chose the right board! This is the place where we upload big logs of text from other places on the internet so that everyone can see
02/06/23(Mon)13:15:05 ID:yvaoIun No.55364298Hurry up and bring out the mech!02/06/23(Mon)13:15:17 ID:f383fGd No.55364301>Use the characteristic calmness of an adult to let him continue...Inner thoughts: Give it to me! Quick!02/06/23(Mon)13:15:37 ID:M56665U No.553643081The adult characteristic of not wanting to work02/06/23(Mon)13:16:43 ID:5s1EhoV No.55364333102/06/23(Mon)13:17:34 ID:EVHvrrR No.553643542Inner thoughts: A mech? Such a good deal? ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)13:19:38 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55364410>Use the characteristic calmness of an adult to let him continue...Zoning out to skip dialogue02/06/23(Mon)13:20:16 ID:f383fGd No.55364429Mashing skip02/06/23(Mon)13:24:16 ID:wztwByf No.55364544102/06/23(Mon)13:29:39 ID:CYQirX1 No.55364682( д ) ﾟ ﾟ First glance: Is this a doujin? Second glance: HAVEN, I LOVE YOU——!(*TN:The original quests are so good that many followers call the OP "Haven" (DeepSeek translated it as HAVEN, but it's actually the name of the protagonist from his first quest, Heaven·Fucker. A medieval peasant who got his dick cut off for excessive masturbation, later drank gender-swap potion with the villain, and they ended up together), or sometimes "Yu Qian" (which refers to another of his quests, my personal favorite—a Witcher 3-style isekai story where the MC tries to romance every female character and ends up alone. Limited space here, so I'll spare the details.))02/06/23(Mon)13:36:40 ID:CYQirX1 No.553648442, skipskipskip, okay you don't have to say anymore!
>>6370796I guess it's u point me to /qst/ last night.thanks. (=ﾟωﾟ)=
>>6370782this is the Quest board, logs are not typically in our wheel house, since we are there to play them.Still, thanks for the thought.
02/06/23(Mon)13:42:58 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55364969>WaitYou skipped through those long meaningless dialogues and finally waited to be taken by another octopus-headed staff member to the other end of this white interior.Laid out before you are several rows of mechs that are mostly identical in form — about ten meters tall, unpainted dark gray, somewhat disproportionate heads, with appropriate proportions and armor. They might be different from the Mobile Suit Gu[Self-Censorship] in your memory, with an overall design that has a more bare industrial style."This is a mass-produced model created by combining technologies from various countries. We haven't thought of a name yet, and there are only two basic types. Let's just call them mook mechs for now."You suppressed your desire to roast...>Choose the model that looks hot-blooded*Mook mech melee specialization — Enhanced frontal armor and limb control, giving it above-average melee capabilities, used to break through barrages and ballistic fire, to smack enemies hard on the headStructure value (mech HP): 10Armor value (extra HP deducted before HP): 5Equipped with standard power lance, no need to summon fists for attack stanceLight ranged resistance (chance to deflect certain ranged attacks): 10%Melee resistance (melee damage reduction): 1Mass-produced model, no special abilities>Choose the model that looks safe*Mook mech ranged specialization — Free up hands to use guns, easy to disassemble, but armor removed for balance......Structure value (mech HP): 10Armor value (extra HP deducted before HP): 0Equipped with anti-armor lance, capable of ranged attacksNo ranged/melee resistanceMass-produced model, no special abilities02/06/23(Mon)13:44:42 ID:yvaoIun No.553650121. Real men choose melee!02/06/23(Mon)13:44:46 ID:EVHvrrR No.55365015How is 2 safe? ( ﾟ∀。)I'll go with 102/06/23(Mon)13:45:54 ID:DUKvUHK No.553650322Same model, ranged will always beat melee02/06/23(Mon)13:46:23 ID:M56665U No.55365046Gotta ask how much damage the weapons do. If one shot can do 20 damage, then ranged is better (02/06/23(Mon)13:47:42 ID:f383fGd No.55365076>Melee!02/06/23(Mon)13:49:09 ID:gbmr5Kf No.55365095202/06/23(Mon)13:50:52 ID:CYQirX1 No.553651361!02/06/23(Mon)13:51:43 ID:yvaoIun No.55365147( ﾟ∀。) The hot-blooded corporate slave character concept looks pretty good.02/06/23(Mon)13:51:54 ID:npdV5II No.55365153102/06/23(Mon)13:51:55 ID:MyA6xfD No.553651552Kiting with ranged is how you beat stronger opponents. Melee depends on both mech and pilot.02/06/23(Mon)13:53:15 ID:CoJwGYt No.553651871, real men choose melee02/06/23(Mon)13:53:17 ID:svwLgOe No.55365190Moving fast ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)13:53:41 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55365198>Choose the model that looks hot-blooded02/06/23(Mon)13:54:54 ID:M56665U No.553652191RG Rocket Punch!
>>6370803Sorry, I really couldn't find any other board that might be related to these quest logs. Posting this in a literature board just feels weird( ﾟ∀。)
02/06/23(Mon)13:55:04 ID:svwLgOe No.55365220102/06/23(Mon)13:56:13 ID:c4h0GlY No.55365242202/06/23(Mon)13:56:30 ID:j1fBOAu No.55365245102/06/23(Mon)14:07:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55365455>Hot-blooded!The control methods, related instructions, and about 4.5MB of detailed information about maintenance and specifics were injected into the watch they gave you — it felt more like an integrated band, but for the sake of your common sense, the large black screen on it now displayed the current time and the overall status of the mech."As mentioned, using spatial technology provided by Queshan Military Industries and the Vesian Commonwealth, this big guy can be summoned and stored on-site through the student ID assigned to you — that thing on your wrist. But it's only valid within the academy. If you leave..."The explanatory octopus-head suddenly turned sinister."It'll explode."You did some adjustments. Under the light screen projected by the watch, the ten-meter-tall iron giant was deconstructed into countless tiny translucent cubes and disappeared into the light in an instant."Not bad at all. I can tell the civilization level in your world isn't low... Anyway, getting off track..."The octopus-head opened the hangar door. What came into view wasn't the vastness of space, but a cityscape of countless silver-white towers and civilian aircraft."Welcome to Silver Crown Academy, freshman. Go down and register for your courses; specialized personnel will handle the paperwork for you.">Thank you, octopus-head!>Uh... will my mech really explode if I try to run away? I'm a student, after all...>So, does the academy accept anyone?>Custom action!02/06/23(Mon)14:08:47 ID:EVHvrrR No.55365478302/06/23(Mon)14:09:40 ID:f383fGd No.55365488>Goodbye, Cthulhu~02/06/23(Mon)14:11:03 ID:FVDEzOE No.553655172New thread moving fast!02/06/23(Mon)14:12:02 ID:DUKvUHK No.55365545102/06/23(Mon)14:12:34 ID:f383fGd No.55365551>>No.55365488Ahem, I mean, choose 102/06/23(Mon)14:12:37 ID:M56665U No.553655551Bye bye now02/06/23(Mon)14:12:39 ID:c4h0GlY No.553655563
02/06/23(Mon)14:23:35 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55365721>Goodbye, octopus-head! Goodbye, Silver Crown Academy Admissions Office!After you left the hangar, you heard the door close behind you. Turning back, you saw only an empty street."Chua~"Pigeons took off from a signpost, the afternoon cicadas chirped intermittently, and puddles by the roadside reflected the clean sky. Out of the corner of your eye, you thought you saw someone standing at the sunlit street corner, but when you looked directly, there was only empty ground.Hallucination?When you turned back, at the intersection beside you appeared—*Roll 1d100>1-20An overgrown high schooler nearly two meters tall>21-40A supermodel-like blonde with pointy ears>41-60Three petite catgirls in standard khaki uniforms and loose shorts>61-80A very reliable-looking young man, but surrounded by cold air>81-100A red sports car just pulling up02/06/23(Mon)14:24:00 ID:EVHvrrR No.5536572933 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)14:27:13 ID:M56665U No.55365771What is this, a class rep?02/06/23(Mon)14:29:30 ID:f383fGd No.5536581281-100... Is an Angel going to show up next? (つд⊂)02/06/23(Mon)14:35:55 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55365902>33Next to you appears a blonde girl... boy... half a head taller than you.Too handsome/pretty, wearing a rather Greek-style loose robe; for a moment you can't tell the gender, but the pointy ears are super conspicuous, and the eyes are gold and blue!"Hello."He speaks. The deeper voice confirms it.Ah, a man, huh.>Return the greeting>I'm not interested in men, don't come near me again>Custom action!02/06/23(Mon)14:37:05 ID:EVHvrrR No.55365928102/06/23(Mon)14:37:25 ID:c4h0GlY No.55365935102/06/23(Mon)14:38:03 ID:M56665U No.553659452Tsk02/06/23(Mon)14:39:06 ID:f383fGd No.55365954>Return the greetingDOMO!02/06/23(Mon)14:42:09 ID:DUKvUHK No.55366010102/06/23(Mon)14:45:21 ID:f383fGd No.5536607228-year-old corporate slave, melee mech, maybe the design could be this guy? ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)14:50:47 ID:M56665U No.55366159>>No.5536607202/06/23(Mon)14:52:19 ID:CYQirX1 No.55366188( ﾟ∀。) Maybe the protagonist should be named Kuzuryu Daikyu02/06/23(Mon)14:53:10 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55366202>Hello!After returning the greeting, you immediately receive an excessive verbal bombardment from the other party.Suspicious odd-eyed pointy-ears: "You're the one responsible for operating this miracle city, the [translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'staff'], right? Good, now take me to tour your arena."Huh? Why? Wait, what the hell did the translator just correct?!>Sorry, I'm also a student>Did you just say a forbidden word?>I'll mislead and deceive him!>Custom action
02/06/23(Mon)14:53:50 ID:CYQirX1 No.5536621512, Teme! The arrogance of pointy-ears is the same everywhere!02/06/23(Mon)14:54:17 ID:EVHvrrR No.553662221Really want to choose 3, but seems not weighty enough ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)14:54:18 ID:M56665U No.553662233Let's have some corporate slave tactics02/06/23(Mon)14:54:46 ID:c4h0GlY No.55366237102/06/23(Mon)15:00:25 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55366331>Student-relatedThe pointy-ears looks you up and down, the scrutinizing gaze making you particularly uncomfortable.Pointy-ears: "May I ask if you are an honorary citizen of the Equal Ishur State?"What's that?You instinctively shake your head.Pointy-ears: "May I ask if you are a noble of the Serdicima Dynasty?"You frown. The keen intuition formed from navigating society makes you detect a hidden ulterior motive behind this string of questions!Did he just mention nobility?>That's me! (bluffing)>Uh... no!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)15:01:20 ID:f383fGd No.55366348>>No.55366159Master of fucking up negotiations, huh? ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)02/06/23(Mon)15:02:02 ID:f383fGd No.55366363>>No.55366331>I'm an Earthling, you elf02/06/23(Mon)15:03:38 ID:f383fGd No.55366387>>No.55366363Correction ( ﾟ∀。)>I'm an Earthling, you damn elf02/06/23(Mon)15:03:53 ID:M56665U No.55366390Just make up a country and title. I think calling myself a Colonel of the Principality of Zeon would be fine (02/06/23(Mon)15:04:12 ID:EVHvrrR No.55366400I am a noble traverser of time and space, what do you know (straight shot)02/06/23(Mon)15:05:32 ID:svwLgOe No.55366429This is an insult! Mech duel! ( `д´)02/06/23(Mon)15:05:56 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55366439>Noble Earthling 1>Principality of Zeon Elite 2>Time Traveler 31 [1,3]02/06/23(Mon)15:09:17 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55366510>1Pointy-ears: "Never heard of it, it's from a [translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'not yet recognized country'], I suppose. Perfect, student, show me around, and you will gain the friendship of a citizen of the Berialio-Visa Commonwealth.">Did you just use another insult?! Let me teach you how to talk to adults!>Endure with the experience of navigating society, then mislead him in subsequent actions to make a fool of him!>Custom action!
>>6370806no reason to apologise. Sharing things you like is a fine thing
02/06/23(Mon)15:10:50 ID:c4h0GlY No.55366540Tour around? Do we even know the area? ( ﾟ∀。)702/06/23(Mon)15:10:55 ID:M56665U No.55366543202/06/23(Mon)15:10:58 ID:xIFOXOP No.55366544>>No.55366510Slap him so he knows how to talk to noble Earthlings!Sanpin no kyou!02/06/23(Mon)15:11:15 ID:EVHvrrR No.55366551202/06/23(Mon)15:12:33 ID:f383fGd No.55366579>Endure with the experience of navigating society, then mislead him in subsequent actions to make a fool of him!σ`∀´)02/06/23(Mon)15:18:00 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55366683>Face injustice, take a step back and the sky is wide!While you're superficially going along with this young man, you're already scheming about how to make him lose face in a big way!You, who during leadership inspections would quietly swap keyboard cables at your workstation to type insults about the boss without consequence, have honed truly dark skills in cutthroat competition!But! There's more than one arrival!*Roll 1d100>1-20An overgrown high schooler nearly two meters tall>21-40Another supermodel-like blonde with pointy ears, but wearing a JK uniform!>41-60Three petite catgirls in standard khaki uniforms and loose shorts>61-80A very reliable-looking young man, but surrounded by cold air>81-100A red sports car just pulling up02/06/23(Mon)15:19:11 ID:c4h0GlY No.5536670956 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)15:19:12 ID:M56665U No.553667102 [1,100] Bring on the JK!02/06/23(Mon)15:19:23 ID:EVHvrrR No.5536671595 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)15:19:24 ID:xIFOXOP No.553667161d10002/06/23(Mon)15:20:11 ID:xIFOXOP No.55366731>>No.55366716Why didn't it roll? Weird02/06/23(Mon)15:22:59 ID:f383fGd No.55366775Uh-oh, rivals meet02/06/23(Mon)15:24:36 ID:EVHvrrR No.55366810Love battlefield02/06/23(Mon)15:26:15 ID:M56665U No.55366840The description of these catgirls totally looks like they're from Chi-Ha Tan Academy02/06/23(Mon)15:35:56 ID:xIFOXOP No.55367020>>No.55366840The catgirls' khaki uniforms and shorts are probably the outfit the Charge Troopers wear in summer(*TN:He's referring to stuff from an earlier quest. If I remember correctly, it's from the OP's previous "Catgirl Nation-Building Quest"—a story about catgirls and other beastgirls building a fascist beastgirl nation.)
>>6370812Thanks, hope you enjoy the story too.(=ﾟωﾟ)=
02/06/23(Mon)15:37:04 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55367039>56As you're contemplating dark revenge tactics, three... catgirls? appear at the street corner, wearing khaki short-sleeved shirts and matching loose shorts.What is this, some kind of Japanese anime world? And what's with this North Africa German [Self-Censorship] outfit? Don't waste the moe character design, man!!!Suddenly the two groups lock eyes, and you, caught in the middle, feel the intense heat of their gazes."[Translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'Ishur']"From the blonde pointy-ears beside you comes a contemptuous remark, corrected by the translator."[Translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'Vesian']"The three black-haired catgirls on the other side retort in unison. Then, both sides raise their right hands — on them are familiar-looking, integrated black-band-like devices."Duel!"Both sides shout simultaneously. From the light screens projected by the devices, massive iron giants begin to materialize in the middle of the street!Hey! If you're going to fight, do it in a designated area!As if responding to your complaint, a holographic projection suddenly appears in the sky above, its content translated into your familiar language —[Duel — Urban Simulation Battle][Generating Combat Zone][Student Permit Approved]The entire block is suddenly enclosed by a visible red light barrier. Behind the pointy-ears, a gorgeous bronze inverted-triangle mech woven with crystals and pearl tassels materializes. Behind the three catgirls, similarly scaled but slightly different, fierce industrial-style heavy mechs also appear!And you just watch as they jump into the cockpits in less than a second. The holographic projection above changes from [Preparing] to [Start].>What the hell! I don't want to be around this Gund[Self-Censorship]! I'm going back to the dorm!(*TN:Detective Conan style)>Find a place to watch the show, let them fight!>Summon my mech and join the battle! Stop fighting, you're not even Gund[Self-Censorship]!>Custom action!02/06/23(Mon)15:37:11 ID:M56665U No.55367042>>No.55367020Shows that fascist aesthetics have commonalities (02/06/23(Mon)15:38:14 ID:EVHvrrR No.553670702Snacks and soda for sale!02/06/23(Mon)15:38:15 ID:c4h0GlY No.553670713? Tutorial battle? ( ﾟ∀。)702/06/23(Mon)15:38:44 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55367081>Find a place to watch the show, let them fight!02/06/23(Mon)15:39:08 ID:M56665U No.553670862Still need a commentator, what now, keep rolling?02/06/23(Mon)15:41:20 ID:f383fGd No.55367136>Find a place to watch, get the little stool, fried chicken, and soda readyActually I kinda want to jump in and take them both out at once ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)02/06/23(Mon)15:41:55 ID:xIFOXOP No.553671512Watching the show is more fun, and grab a bottle of apple-flavored Lift, old Germans all love this stuff
02/06/23(Mon)15:42:22 ID:EVHvrrR No.55367167>>No.55367136From the intro, we probably can't beat them ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)15:42:59 ID:f383fGd No.55367183>>No.55367167Sigh, what a shame02/06/23(Mon)15:43:54 ID:xIFOXOP No.55367214>>No.55367136We're unlikely to have the ability to take both sides — one side is elves, the other is space Nazis02/06/23(Mon)15:44:58 ID:CYQirX1 No.553672473 lol ( ﾟ∀。) I want to see Amuro!02/06/23(Mon)15:47:22 ID:DUKvUHK No.55367331202/06/23(Mon)15:49:53 ID:xIFOXOP No.55367412>>No.55367247It just occurred to me that Amuro died as a lieutenant colonel, posthumously promoted by the Federation — pretty tragic actually.But then thinking about Amuro's bulldozer-like constitution and that time he was imprisoned by the Federation — both painful and happy days — makes me feel better.Of all his women, I think his favorite was Matilda, though some say it was Beltorchika.02/06/23(Mon)15:50:06 ID:YiLKeVl No.553674152. Why not enjoy the show?02/06/23(Mon)15:53:15 ID:svwLgOe No.55367502302/06/23(Mon)15:53:45 ID:f383fGd No.55367521Do the academy catgirls inject awakening agents during mech duels?Do the Roman elves cast terror spells in their magic mechs?02/06/23(Mon)15:57:30 ID:CYQirX1 No.55367605>>No.55367412Actually I meant the achievement of blowing up three units on the first sortie ( ﾟ∀。) But bulldozer isn't bad either... oh this is Haven, never mind. None of the Haven threads I've seen have CPs.02/06/23(Mon)16:03:57 ID:xIFOXOP No.55367772>>No.55367605We're thinking of different things — when I hear Amuro, I always think of his forever-stuck lieutenant colonel rank and his bulldozer constitution.There was something like CP, can't remember which Haven thread — the protagonist took a native's daughter as an apprentice, that barbarian woman was quite fat, later slimmed down into a beauty, but her chest never shrank, became a big-boobed beauty. That thread got to where the protagonist got a greatsword named Grandfather, wanted to go back and read more but the previous dimension vanished.
02/06/23(Mon)16:05:24 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55367814>I'll pretend to look aroundYou fully utilize your evacuation drill experience and immediately run to a slightly more open area... Bullshit! Evacuation drills never taught you where to hide when killer machines start fighting!!!Yet the gradually cooling heart of the corporate slave is burning with passion at the clash of steel! Before you even realize it, your body has involuntarily climbed to the rooftop best suited for viewing!Come to think of it, there's no one on the street — is this really just a set built for the simulation battle? The soda in the vending machines is all real stuff... just how big is this project's budget?You take a big gulp of cheap unknown-brand soda to calm your nerves, watching the ornate mech facing off against three angular killing machines, the distance between them only five meters...Five meters?That's close!!!The dark war machine with purple armband-like paint on its left arm swings its giant sword-like chainsaw, striking directly at the bronze gemstone mech! But the expected sparks don't fly! The chainsaw passes right through the pointy-ears' mech, smashing a two-story house beside it into a cloud of dust!No, it didn't cut through — the bronze gemstone mech is still there, completely unharmed!"[Translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'Ishur who doesn't use their head'], you charge in recklessly without even knowing the pilot's background?"The bronze mech steps back two paces, a huge gleaming rapier appearing in its hand! It then thrusts forward, piercing straight through the chainsaw mech's right shoulder armor! But in the next moment, the mech with yellow-black painted shoulder shield nimbly extends its arm, grabbing the mech that treated the chainsaw as if it were nothing!"[Translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'Vesian who doesn't use their head'], you really think those little secrets can turn the tables meow? Spatial magic is useless — they teach all that at the academy! Mashu, fire the cannon!"Before the words finish, the mech at the rear with its left arm converted into a cannon has already aimed at the pointy-ears' ride, while the grappler simply crouches slightly, and the mech with the pierced shoulder doesn't dodge, using its structure to lock the enemy's weapon in place, preventing any movement!"Underestimate those short ones, and you'll pay a heavy price."Suddenly an octopus-head appears beside you, sighing with emotion. Before you can ask "Who are you?" the extremely slender cannon emits a dull roar, and the windows of nearby houses shatter from the recoil! The shell directly hits the weakest part of the bronze mech, blowing an ugly gaping hole in its ornate head!Uh... no explosion?The other two mechs release their hold, and the bronze mech seems to lose control, collapsing to its knees. The vibrations reach you, nearly numbing your feet.
>So who are you?>Is the match decided? What happens to the pilot?>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)16:06:38 ID:DUKvUHK No.55367854202/06/23(Mon)16:07:09 ID:c4h0GlY No.55367869202/06/23(Mon)16:07:41 ID:CYQirX1 No.55367879>>No.55367772Barbarian thread ( ﾟ∀。) The barbarian didn't end up hooking up with his apprentice/his teammate Ma YiJia or anything, but he did lose his virginity, congratulations, congratulations...?02/06/23(Mon)16:07:42 ID:f383fGd No.55367880>So who are you?DOMO!02/06/23(Mon)16:07:56 ID:CYQirX1 No.55367889202/06/23(Mon)16:08:02 ID:M56665U No.553678922Now's not the time for "who are you" — read the mood02/06/23(Mon)16:08:19 ID:FVDEzOE No.55367899202/06/23(Mon)16:10:31 ID:xIFOXOP No.553679632Looks like the catgirl assault team won?02/06/23(Mon)16:11:22 ID:EVHvrrR No.55367988202/06/23(Mon)16:17:21 ID:YiLKeVl No.553681592.Of course the corporate slave reads the atmosphere.This society should immerse itself in battle!
02/06/23(Mon)16:23:48 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55368321>Match resultThe octopus-head gestures for you to look above.The red glow surrounding the area has disappeared, and the projection in the sky displays a glaring red line —[Multiple mechs illegally participating in duel, result void, Ishur House deducted points.]"[Translator has automatically replaced discriminatory term with 'less-than-optimal intellectual development']! You don't even read the rules before acting?!"The pilot of the bronze mech climbs out of the chest cockpit, his previously neat blonde hair now a complete mess."Ohohoho! The Vesian is furious meow, mission accomplished, retreat!"The three killing machines begin to pull back, and you can still hear them chatting on the public channel."Gaiya-san, even though you handled it cool, if senpai finds out we violated rules and lost House points, we'll definitely get our heads beaten with soap-wrapped towels when we get back meow!""Shut up meow! Ordicia, one cat does, one cat takes! When you go back, just insist you knew nothing..."Ah, they've carved a path through the ruins, getting further and further away.Octopus-head: "Alright, freshman, go down and greet your fellow classmates. I need to take you two to the dorm.">Explain... I mean, isn't this the academy?>Did those catgirls just mention Houses? And points rankings?>Good idea, go down and mercilessly mock the disheveled pointy-ears>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)16:24:55 ID:YiLKeVl No.553683543. Anyway, first mock02/06/23(Mon)16:25:30 ID:EVHvrrR No.55368366202/06/23(Mon)16:25:51 ID:c4h0GlY No.55368379202/06/23(Mon)16:25:51 ID:M56665U No.553683802Gotta put on some hat and shout out which House you're assigned to?02/06/23(Mon)16:28:02 ID:xIFOXOP No.553684212Soap-wrapped towel, nice — Full Metal Jacket, huh02/06/23(Mon)16:28:36 ID:f383fGd No.55368434(つд⊂) Does the catgirls' academy have a big orange cat who names mechs and treats them as partners?>Good idea, go down and mercilessly mock the disheveled pointy-ears02/06/23(Mon)16:29:04 ID:CYQirX1 No.55368439302/06/23(Mon)16:29:51 ID:DUKvUHK No.553684543
02/06/23(Mon)16:33:19 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55368525>House questionOctopus-head: "Oh, about that... In principle, we don't set up any official House system, but due to the different races of enrolled students, five Houses have spontaneously formed. Competition exists everywhere, you know?"The octopus-head gives an awkward smile — honestly, you can't even tell how he manages to smile.Octopus-head: "Now there are five Houses, corresponding to the four countries that sponsor us, and time travelers like you. Well... those short ones you just saw, they're from the 'Ishur' House, basically made up of their own domestic race... Ah, speaking of which, they once tried to use their numerical advantage in House seats to hold an election for student council, and almost set the other candidates on fire. Ahem, I'm getting off track again."You avoid the severely damaged corridor and descend via the external iron stairs. The pointy-ears has put away his badly damaged mech, his face full of frustration, ruining his aesthetic appeal.>Yo, mad?>Hold on, hold on>Ahem, weren't you asking for a tour? I found you a staff member>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)16:34:38 ID:f383fGd No.55368553>Ahem, weren't you asking for a tour? I found you a staff memberUh, could the octopus-head be the academy principal?02/06/23(Mon)16:34:59 ID:c4h0GlY No.55368564302/06/23(Mon)16:35:02 ID:xIFOXOP No.553685681Yo, mad?Bring on the sarcasm!02/06/23(Mon)16:36:26 ID:M56665U No.55368612202/06/23(Mon)16:36:35 ID:YiLKeVl No.553686232.02/06/23(Mon)16:37:22 ID:CYQirX1 No.55368644>>No.5536856802/06/23(Mon)16:38:01 ID:DUKvUHK No.55368663102/06/23(Mon)16:38:36 ID:EVHvrrR No.55368678202/06/23(Mon)16:41:15 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55368736>Ahem, weren't you asking for a tour? I found you a staff member
02/06/23(Mon)16:51:40 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55368971>Mad?You mock the pointy-ears with a teasing tone, and he immediately gets flustered, denying it while breathing heavily...Come to think of it, isn't he just an arrogant kid?Octopus-head: "Alright, no need to dwell on their foul play. Winning back your lost honor in a fair fight—isn't that the best way to strike back at them?"Damn, as expected of an educator! Two sentences and he's already pulled the pointy-ears out of the ditch. You haven't had enough of that crestfallen face yet!Octopus-head: "Come on, get in the car with me."He pulls out a red sports car from the corner... This déjà vu is getting repetitive!!!......From what you can see, the main body of this academy is the cluster of silver towers in the distance, surrounded by vast areas set up for various types of combat—urban, plains, villages, towns, underground structures—a myriad of terrains that encompass almost every battlefield you can think of. Is this scale really just for kids to play mecha house?!The pointy-ears sitting next to you—properly called a "Vesian"—pretends to be accustomed to these sights. Honestly, when he's quiet, he's quite pretty, and his profile faintly reflected on the car window has a kind of ethereal beauty."What are you looking at?"He turns and asks.>I want to know about that trick where you got chainsawed and came out unscathed>I'm looking at the scenery over there>Corporate slave quick-thinking topic change! Join in and denounce those three kittens for their unsportsmanlike conduct>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)16:52:57 ID:M56665U No.553689973Finding a common enemy in conversation is never wrong02/06/23(Mon)16:53:58 ID:f383fGd No.55369026>Tell me about space magic02/06/23(Mon)16:54:02 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55369027>I want to know about that trick where you got chainsawed and came out unscathed02/06/23(Mon)16:55:12 ID:CYQirX1 No.55369059>I want to know about that trick where you got chainsawed and came out unscathed02/06/23(Mon)16:57:15 ID:EVHvrrR No.55369098102/06/23(Mon)17:01:13 ID:FVDEzOE No.55369169102/06/23(Mon)17:03:53 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55369219>Took a big saw to the chest"Haha."At this, a smug smile appears on his face."It's magic. Amazing, right? I simply temporarily removed my spatial properties, allowing me to ignore material effects.">But you still got blown up by a cannon>So you were in a state where you could neither hit nor be hit?>Flatter him a bit and leave it at that>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)17:04:44 ID:c4h0GlY No.55369237202/06/23(Mon)17:04:55 ID:M56665U No.55369243202/06/23(Mon)17:05:01 ID:f383fGd No.55369249>So you were in a state where you could neither hit nor be hit?Banishment, huh02/06/23(Mon)17:08:22 ID:DUKvUHK No.553693381
02/06/23(Mon)17:19:47 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55369640>The answer is banishmentFollowing this line of thought, the previous battle becomes clear—the Vesian first used banishment to make the catgirl's saw miss, then deactivated it to strike back with his sword... Good plan, except he thought the other two were just spectators.Magic, huh......Thinking back to his mech... those countless crystals and grooves all over it—rather than a war machine, it looked more like the magical catalysts you've seen in movies...... Could it be! That's the real purpose of Vesian mechs?!The car suddenly stops. A magnificent entrance is inspecting incoming vehicles while blocking off the towering silver skyscrapers outside—through the gate, you can see an elegantly arranged and remarkably spacious campus."This freshman is heading to the Vesian House, right?"The pointy-ears nods. After passing through a flower field, they soon arrive at white Greek-style architecture... but the scale is impressive!Octopus-head: "Just go inside and follow the other staff. I still need to take this freshman to... um..."He pauses for a moment, then asks about your plans.Octopus-head: "Joining a House isn't mandatory. Strictly speaking, they're student mutual aid organizations that we recognize, so you can choose freely—currently we have the Vesian House, Ishur House, Gothing House, Queshan House, and Freedom House. Which one do you want?"The Vesian House is this towering, magnificent, solemn white architectural complex. Vesians in white uniforms walk and debate in the squares like in paintings of the Academy of Athens, with ornate inverted-triangle mechs occasionally moving among the crowds.As for the Ishur House...... that's probably where those three kittens belong. You've heard they're somewhat exclusive.>Tell me about the specific benefits of joining a House>Tell me about the Gothing House>Tell me about the Queshan House>Tell me about the Freedom House>Can I be a lone wolf?>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)17:22:24 ID:M56665U No.55369715102/06/23(Mon)17:23:24 ID:EVHvrrR No.553697351Let's ask about the situation firstBut given the circumstances, lone wolf probably won't work out well02/06/23(Mon)17:23:40 ID:f383fGd No.55369741>Tell me about the specific benefits of joining a House>Tell me about the Gothing House>Tell me about the Queshan House>Tell me about the Freedom House02/06/23(Mon)17:24:24 ID:CYQirX1 No.553697661502/06/23(Mon)17:24:41 ID:CYQirX1 No.55369778Fucking lone wolf killing everything!02/06/23(Mon)17:24:50 ID:c4h0GlY No.55369783102/06/23(Mon)17:24:57 ID:FVDEzOE No.553697881Let's ask about benefits first
02/06/23(Mon)17:31:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55369934>Benefits of joining a HouseOctopus-head: "The benefit is having a circle where you can help each other. The Vesians and Ishur who first came here—those fluffy-eared and fluffy-tailed little cuties—found that sticking together was more efficient, and before they knew it, the House tradition formed. Basically, people in the same House can quickly get help from relevant students, priority when they need something, or score great second-hand mech parts at low prices in the internal flea market."Then he changes his tone.Octopus-head: "Of course, joining a House also means confrontation with other Houses—things like inter-House rankings and competitive events intensify the competition... We encourage competition, but things have been getting a bit too competitive lately. Not great."*The red sports car passes a square high-rise with purple banners. Quite a few catgirls are going in and out.Octopus-head: "If you don't join a House, you'll have to figure out the social aspects on your own. Starting out might be a bit tough, and it's easy to get frustrated if you can't integrate into the community.">Got it, introduce the Houses first>Got it, but I'm going solo>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)17:33:13 ID:f383fGd No.55369979>Give me the House introsNo way I'm being a loner—then we can't combine02/06/23(Mon)17:33:13 ID:DUKvUHK No.55369981102/06/23(Mon)17:34:45 ID:M56665U No.55370008102/06/23(Mon)17:35:09 ID:YiLKeVl No.553700191. No benefit to being a lone wolf02/06/23(Mon)17:36:26 ID:c4h0GlY No.55370057102/06/23(Mon)17:37:58 ID:EVHvrrR No.55370092102/06/23(Mon)17:40:24 ID:wztwByf No.55370157102/06/23(Mon)17:47:05 ID:EGikvD7 No.55370290>>No.55369979Combine... super, super robot?
02/06/23(Mon)17:54:26 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55370478>House introductionsOctopus-head: "Let's start with the Vesian House. Do you know what Vesians are?"You know he's just waiting for you to say no so he can launch into the spiel, but whatever, this isn't a project negotiation.Seeing you shake your head, the octopus-head continues.Octopus-head: "Vesians are a race highly attuned to energy. They can freely manipulate the unidentified energy floating in the air to create all sorts of astonishing results—they call it magic. The Vesian House is built on magic; it's more like a magical research society... Honestly, if you don't know that stuff, you'll probably be left out in the cold. But since that's their focus, non-magical mech parts are very cheap in their internal market."Got it—look down on muggles, but solid resource base.Octopus-head: "The Ishur House was founded by the Ishur race. Although it's pretty mixed, it's highly... militarized... okay, it's basically a giant barracks. Strict hierarchy, just like their country. You start from the bottom and work your way up—heard it's pretty grueling, but as you build seniority, your permissions gradually open up. They're top-tier in organization and execution. If you can follow orders and endure hardship, joining might not be so bad."Got it—standard guild.Octopus-head: "The Gothing House was founded by noble students from the Serdicima Dynasty. Inside, it's basically a small feudal society... Honestly, if you don't have the noble blood they recognize, you won't fit in. But the upside is that those nobles often hand out good stuff to errand-runners. Not much dignity, but plenty of perks."Got it—rich kid clique.Octopus-head: "The Queshan House is a bit harsh... They have a quantitative scoring system for every student, which determines leadership and management rights. Underperformers can even get kicked out. The competition there is the most intense, but their overall House ranking is high. If you can hold your own in that environment, you're at the forefront of the academy."Got it—cutthroat corporate team.Octopus-head: "Finally, there's the Freedom House. Members are mostly time travelers like you. Loose organization, pretty passive, but the environment is very relaxed."Got it—retirement community.Octopus-head: "So...">Reverse! I'm going to the magic guild... I mean, Gothing House!>Who cares about that! I want to get close to catgirls! Ishur House!>With just a grunt mech, I need to lie low—Gothing House!>KPIs? I'm familiar with that! Queshan House!>Freedom House... I still prefer a relaxed and harmonious atmosphere>I am the lone wolf!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)17:57:09 ID:EVHvrrR No.553705495Do I even need to say it02/06/23(Mon)17:57:52 ID:c4h0GlY No.55370565Freedom House?02/06/23(Mon)17:57:52 ID:f3ttt6l No.55370566>KPIs? I'm familiar with that! Queshan House!
02/06/23(Mon)17:58:44 ID:M56665U No.553705825Does melting pot mean getting access to all kinds of weird tech?02/06/23(Mon)17:59:14 ID:YiLKeVl No.553705895. I want to be with the small fries!02/06/23(Mon)18:05:21 ID:f383fGd No.55370722Did Gothing House appear twice?02/06/23(Mon)18:06:47 ID:f383fGd No.55370748>Retirement community... I guessThe others don't feel right02/06/23(Mon)18:18:13 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55371009>Embrace freedom!The octopus-head gives an "I knew it" smile... How does he even manage to smile?*You're quickly taken to your destination—a fairly unremarkable campus. After some brief paperwork, you arrive at the House square."Uh... are you sure this is the acad..."The human girl in front of you looks extremely awkward, but the octopus-head casually waves and displays your info.Octopus-head: "See? Sixteen years old, in the prime of youth."With that, he disappears without looking back, leaving only you and the young woman staring at each other in the office.Uh...You're currently in what can only be described as a standard office. The girl sitting in the chair is looking at you with a very meaningful expression.>What are you looking at? Never seen a sixteen-year-old before?>What? Thinking about me?>I'm not actually human, just look like one—this is my race's normal appearance!>You're this young and already in management? Been through a lot?>Putting on corporate slave politeness! Director, please have some tea>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)18:18:55 ID:M56665U No.55371026502/06/23(Mon)18:19:30 ID:f3ttt6l No.55371037Domo! Uh, who am I again?02/06/23(Mon)18:19:40 ID:DUKvUHK No.55371043502/06/23(Mon)18:19:51 ID:YiLKeVl No.553710475.02/06/23(Mon)18:19:54 ID:CYQirX1 No.55371053502/06/23(Mon)18:22:42 ID:svwLgOe No.55371129502/06/23(Mon)18:23:24 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55371151>Small talk to break the ice*Roll 1d100>1-50Ugh, cringey!>51-100Successfully broke the ice!02/06/23(Mon)18:23:39 ID:EVHvrrR No.55371159402/06/23(Mon)18:23:55 ID:EVHvrrR No.5537116345 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)18:24:15 ID:EVHvrrR No.55371174Lol, this is too real σ`∀´)02/06/23(Mon)18:24:21 ID:YiLKeVl No.55371177Eww02/06/23(Mon)18:25:07 ID:M56665U No.55371196Damn it!02/06/23(Mon)18:25:26 ID:f3ttt6l No.55371201What a failure!02/06/23(Mon)18:25:32 ID:f383fGd No.5537120728 and already cringey?!02/06/23(Mon)18:25:59 ID:DUKvUHK No.55371220Cringey!02/06/23(Mon)18:28:42 ID:f383fGd No.55371286Freedom House, is it like this? (つд⊂)02/06/23(Mon)18:32:16 ID:YiLKeVl No.55371360//( ﾟ∀。) All kinds of travelers, probably from all sorts of different worldviews.
02/06/23(Mon)18:38:13 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55371512>Cut the crapThe office setup gives you the illusion that the person in front of you holds a high position, but actually... isn't she just a girl ten years younger than you?!Girl: "Eww, such a corporate attitude. Stay away from me!">Don't you have any sense of management? Want some authority abuser training?>Skillfully ignore with thick skin and get to the point>So how did you become... uh... the head of this House?>Custom action!02/06/23(Mon)18:40:15 ID:f3ttt6l No.55371568>Skillfully ignore with thick skin and get to the point02/06/23(Mon)18:40:41 ID:f383fGd No.55371584>Skillfully ignore with thick skin and get to the pointProbably being head isn't such a great gig02/06/23(Mon)18:41:07 ID:svwLgOe No.55371592202/06/23(Mon)18:41:46 ID:f3ttt6l No.55371609So it's really a self-formed academy, the staff are all students02/06/23(Mon)18:42:56 ID:DUKvUHK No.55371639202/06/23(Mon)18:57:16 ID:FVDEzOE No.55371992202/06/23(Mon)19:07:20 ID:YiLKeVl No.55372250//( ﾟ∀。) Someone mentioned Haven universe at the beginning. Anyone know which threads these countries are from?02/06/23(Mon)19:28:18 ID:aSgvDgV No.55372647//Blah blah ( ﾟ∀。), feels like fluid gender could be foreshadowing? Like "we" aren't actually human, but alien mimics that have been in human society for a long time? ( ﾟ∀。)7 Like Shuuji?02/06/23(Mon)19:30:07 ID:CYQirX1 No.55372676>>No.55372250Vesian: ElfCanaanite: "Dwarf" (normal proportioned 1.4m, female only)Ishur: CatgirlMoshur: BirdgirlFeller: I forgot if it's foxgirl or cowgirlGangwald: Next bro, please!Cyberian: Pretty clear already, right?02/06/23(Mon)19:30:58 ID:YiLKeVl No.55372695>>No.55372676( ﾟ∀。) Cyberian seems to be from the Ninja Slayer JK thread? I finished reading that one.02/06/23(Mon)19:31:29 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55372706>Negative points? Forcefully change the subject!You: "Let bygones be bygones. Let's talk business."Girl: "Whoa, top-tier thick skin! Are you a salesman?"You quickly signal to move on—this little girl isn't as easy to fool as she looks.When you mention enrollment, she snaps her fingers, and a new entry appears on your file—Affiliated Club: Freedom House.Since when is it a club?!The girl shrugs, tosses a card from her drawer, and prepares to send you off.Girl: "Conveniently, a senior on the third floor just made the glorious sacrifice. This is your room. Facilities are all there, all humans, so no barriers."Girl: "Why are you still sitting here? Want me to take you?">Then... lead the way?>Wait a minute, what do you mean "glorious sacrifice"?! Don't use such serious words to cover up a murder case at school!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)19:31:45 ID:CYQirX1 No.55372714>>No.55372695Mechanized organisms are called cyborgs (cyborg) ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)19:32:00 ID:CYQirX1 No.55372719202/06/23(Mon)19:32:09 ID:YiLKeVl No.55372721>>No.55372714( ﾟ∀。)77777777”
02/06/23(Mon)19:32:34 ID:YiLKeVl No.553727302. Tell me more.02/06/23(Mon)19:33:02 ID:CYQirX1 No.55372737>>No.55372250Also these aren't countries, they're races02/06/23(Mon)19:33:12 ID:f383fGd No.55372741Queshan series, I only know an investigator thread, a Humbert old guy thread, and a cyber soldier thread02/06/23(Mon)19:34:07 ID:DUKvUHK No.55372757202/06/23(Mon)19:34:18 ID:FVDEzOE No.55372761>>No.55372250The cats are from that old island cat nation builder thread, right02/06/23(Mon)19:35:11 ID:FVDEzOE No.553727742Wait why is there a murder case?!02/06/23(Mon)19:35:30 ID:f383fGd No.55372779As for Gangwald, first time I remember seeing it, maybe I just forgotBut from the description it feels like humans with an orc template from some series02/06/23(Mon)19:37:27 ID:f383fGd No.55372828As for catgirls, it should be Chosen One Meow Meow's adventure, cat nation building thread02/06/23(Mon)19:38:33 ID:RHZpOXQ No.553728462 This is an academy, right02/06/23(Mon)19:39:25 ID:f383fGd No.55372868Vesian elves and seven-color magic... the first time something similar appeared should be the barbarian thread? Then the Kane thread on B Island.(*TN:B Island is another domestic anonymous board that shares some user overlap with X Island. It was originally created as a joke. Both B Island and X Island are derived from A Island anonymous board.)02/06/23(Mon)19:41:26 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55372909>Silver Crown Academy Honorary Murder CaseGirl: "Oh right, these are unwritten rules. It's normal that you don't know."You don't just not know—you have absolutely no clue what's going on here!Girl: "Every so often, really strong pilots come here to tour—ah, anyway, they're just bored perverts and greasy middle-aged dudes—anyway, when that happens, there are always idiots who try to challenge those aces. But fighting them has a hardcore rule—live ammunition.">I get it, so as long as I don't get hot-headed and challenge those aces, I'm not in danger>Director, please tell me about the top of this academy's food chain>Whatever, I'll take the room>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)19:41:47 ID:f383fGd No.55372922Speaking of which, does anyone still have that cyber soldier thread? I didn't finish it...JP(*TN:JP usually stands for the pinyin abbreviation of "sacrifice" (jìpǐn). When X Island users ask for help, they'll post "JP" along with an erotic image as an offering. I'm too lazy to upload the image, so I won't include it here.(つд⊂))02/06/23(Mon)19:42:38 ID:f383fGd No.55372942>Director, please tell me about the top of this academy's food chainFiguring out the hierarchy here is important!02/06/23(Mon)19:42:49 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55372946>Director, please tell me about the top of this academy's food chain02/06/23(Mon)19:43:00 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55372955202/06/23(Mon)19:45:21 ID:YiLKeVl No.553730022. This academy is so dark
02/06/23(Mon)19:51:45 ID:f3ttt6l No.55373130>Director, please tell me about the top of this academy's food chain02/06/23(Mon)19:52:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55373162>About ace infoThe girl shifts in her chair—it's clear that trying to look dignified is uncomfortable for her. But when this topic comes up, she's obviously willing to say more.Girl: "If you're asking about House leaders, it's meaningless because the competition is fierce. But those aces who come by regularly to collect kills? Now that's stable. No kill records against them so far, but the leaders on this side have been wiped plenty of times... Are all these aliens hot-blooded idiots?">Agreed, getting yourself killed is pretty stupid>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!02/06/23(Mon)19:53:21 ID:f383fGd No.55373180>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!02/06/23(Mon)19:53:31 ID:svwLgOe No.55373190>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!02/06/23(Mon)19:55:50 ID:DUKvUHK No.55373257102/06/23(Mon)19:58:57 ID:f3ttt6l No.55373337>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!02/06/23(Mon)19:59:05 ID:YiLKeVl No.55373344>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!02/06/23(Mon)19:59:22 ID:f3ttt6l No.55373354So, is there JOKER and BOMB above ACE?02/06/23(Mon)20:00:59 ID:M56665U No.553733901, an adult's composure!02/06/23(Mon)20:01:04 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55373394102/06/23(Mon)20:01:50 ID:HNvxTCC No.553734091 mature and steady middle-aged corporate slave02/06/23(Mon)20:02:05 ID:EVHvrrR No.55373414102/06/23(Mon)20:02:40 ID:npdV5II No.55373431202/06/23(Mon)20:04:02 ID:wztwByf No.55373460102/06/23(Mon)20:05:58 ID:f383fGd No.55373522We're gonna kick their doors down sooner or later anyway, whatever02/06/23(Mon)20:23:40 ID:CYQirX1 No.55373960>You'll never understand a man's pursuit of honor!
02/06/23(Mon)20:29:10 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55374084>Honor seekerShe doesn't respond to your passionate outburst, pouts, and then continues introducing the aces who regularly farm the academy—*Obtained intel on ACE units that occasionally drop into Silver Crown Academy>ACE — Boundless DivinitySimilar to the Serdicima Dynasty's original unit—the Imperial Enforcer—but taller, with a more slender frame and black skeletal structure, covered in useless eerie ornaments that emit piercing crackling sounds when moving. An extremely ominous mech, yet Serdicima nobles are obsessed with fighting it, as if it holds some secret.This unit's agility is unparalleled, capable of tearing opponents apart at speeds imperceptible to the naked eye. It has an extreme preference for melee, rejecting all ranged weapons and defensive measures. Challengers most often end up cut open, cockpit and all.>ACE — King-Slayer VanguardIts form resembles the magic warmachines of the Berialio-Visa Commonwealth, but is fundamentally different—different-colored crystals amplify various Vesian magics, with a permanently glowing mysterious halo enveloping the unit from behind.It wields an alloy sword huge even by mech standards, attacking with wild, sweeping strokes while weaving in different Vesian magics for support—a fact that greatly intrigues the Vesians, as their magic can only master one type. Many Vesians claim there must be seven pilots inside, but this clearly doesn't hold water given its size.This unit's versatility is unmatched—from magical bombardment to partial hardening, space distortion to time control, even briefly confusing enemy minds. Combined with ferocious sword techniques, it's nearly perfect—though it rarely kills, mostly holding back. Its battles with [Boundless Divinity] are legendary, drawing all students' fascination... approximately once every six months.>ACE — Perfect BladeThe only ACE with multiple destruction records, but the thing is... it's not a mech, but a nearly eight-meter-long giant blade—for some reason, victors always pick it up and suddenly disappear, and by the next arrival, the next generation Perfect Blade appears.The Perfect Blade's traits are those of the previous victor, amplified—utterly bizarre. Yet the Ishur House will go to any lengths to defeat it—those arrogant ones seem to have been trying to control the Perfect Blade for their own use... evident from recent hosts all being Ishur mechs.
>ACE — PerseusOriginally Queshan Military-Industrial Complex's strongest experimental mech, but something went wrong back home—a prodigy pilot snatched it and carved a path all the way to Silver Crown Academy, nearly taking out the mutually-damaged [Boundless Divinity] and [King-Slayer Vanguard] in passing... Anyway, after causing massive chaos, everyone's confirmed the pilot is hiding somewhere in the academy. The Queshan House has been sharpening their blades for ages, but their chance never comes. This nomination keeps dropping due to the real deal's patience—rumor has it the Four Heavenly Kings might soon be down to three.>I don't want to be anywhere near those monsters, I'm going to my room!>That sounds so chuuni, do those units really have names like that?>Got it, basically just avoid anywhere people gather>I'll become a legend and crush these aces underfoot!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)20:31:59 ID:EVHvrrR No.55374154202/06/23(Mon)20:32:31 ID:M56665U No.553741692Who came up with these names? Totally fits a middle schooler's taste02/06/23(Mon)20:32:38 ID:DUKvUHK No.55374176202/06/23(Mon)20:33:44 ID:HNvxTCC No.55374201202/06/23(Mon)20:34:11 ID:f3ttt6l No.55374220>I'll become a legend and crush these aces underfoot!02/06/23(Mon)20:35:56 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55374265>Got it, basically just avoid anywhere people gather02/06/23(Mon)20:39:41 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55374374>Isn't that a bit too chuuni?The girl nods in agreement after hearing this.Girl: "Yeah, it's about the same as my online dating partner's screen name back in the day... That was back in middle school. I really miss my youth."A high schooler reminiscing about middle school, while you, the corporate slave, reminisce about your school days. You never appreciate what you have until it's gone, right?The girl thoughtfully closes her eyes, taps the table with her hand, and hums a light tune. After a while, she opens her eyes and is surprised to see you still there.Girl: "Why haven't you left yet? Is there something else?">No, goodbye>Show me around here>Kid, uncle had his youth too. Want to hear some stories?>Corporate slave maneuvering! Try to figure out how the Freedom House operates to exploit loopholes and get credits!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)20:39:45 ID:yvaoIun No.553743762. Feels like they were drinking too much chicken blood when they came up with those names.02/06/23(Mon)20:41:34 ID:M56665U No.55374410Come to think of it, didn't they say at enrollment that they'd only set us to 16 at most? How old is this girl in front of us?02/06/23(Mon)20:42:09 ID:M56665U No.55374423Oh, JK, got it02/06/23(Mon)20:42:45 ID:DUKvUHK No.55374435402/06/23(Mon)20:42:56 ID:yvaoIun No.553744384. Let's not talk about youth.02/06/23(Mon)20:43:28 ID:M56665U No.55374451402/06/23(Mon)20:44:25 ID:f383fGd No.55374476The third option is way too fucking cringey ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)2 Anyway, let's look around first
02/06/23(Mon)20:44:30 ID:HNvxTCC No.553744823 Uncle had his youth too, can we get some drinks?02/06/23(Mon)20:44:51 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55374497>Show me around here02/06/23(Mon)20:45:05 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55374506402/06/23(Mon)20:45:35 ID:f3ttt6l No.55374525>Show me around hereLet's go, it's a date02/06/23(Mon)20:47:45 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55374581>Corporate slave socializing!Roll 1d100>1-50Cringey!>51-100Here are the rules, read for yourself02/06/23(Mon)20:48:42 ID:f383fGd No.5537459787 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)20:48:52 ID:DUKvUHK No.5537460481 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)20:49:11 ID:f383fGd No.55374610Only 28, don't be so cringey!02/06/23(Mon)20:50:08 ID:yvaoIun No.55374641( ﾟᯅ 。)02/06/23(Mon)20:51:25 ID:svwLgE No.55374669Ace is too strong? Directly brought the Boundless Demon over ( ﾟ∀。)77702/06/23(Mon)20:51:33 ID:DUKvUHK No.55374676Corporate slave social skill failure rate as high as 50% ( ﾟ∀。) School kids are hard to talk to02/06/23(Mon)20:53:43 ID:yvaoIun No.55374721( ﾟ∀。) Speaking of which, that Boundless Demon does have a mech to play with02/06/23(Mon)20:55:32 ID:M56665U No.55374765Is this the generation gap? Young people are really hard to understand02/06/23(Mon)21:05:53 ID:CYQirX1 No.55374956Boundless Divinity is the Boundless Demon, Perfect Blade is Youtite, what are the other two ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)21:06:00 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55374961>87The girl shudders and runs away from behind the desk.And you find a handwritten guide to the Freedom House's insider info in the desk...*Unlocked Freedom House internal flea market!Now you can buy mech parts at 20% off the guide price!*Unlocked contact info for powerful characters!Now you can use connections to find key instructors who can improve your abilities!*Unlocked the girl's contact info!The Freedom House manager who's forced to work because she can read, write, and operate basic machinery>Alright, back to the room!>Rare opportunity, go out and look around>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)21:06:27 ID:CYQirX1 No.55374969The Serdicima Dynasty couldn't be from that Three Sages Cult worldview, could it ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)21:07:24 ID:CYQirX1 No.55374990Oh, King-Slayer Vanguard should be the barbarian ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)21:07:50 ID:CYQirX1 No.553750032! Strolling around might lead to something big02/06/23(Mon)21:08:17 ID:M56665U No.55375018202/06/23(Mon)21:09:19 ID:svwLgE No.55375047202/06/23(Mon)21:09:32 ID:CYQirX1 No.55375053>>No.55374669Most likely a meme ( ﾟ∀。) After all, there was that Boundless Demon commemorative shop before(*TN:also previous quest stuff)02/06/23(Mon)21:11:02 ID:f383fGd No.55375100>Alright, back to the room!Is there such a thing as roommates?02/06/23(Mon)21:11:38 ID:EVHvrrR No.55375114Hiding info in the desk is pretty good ( ﾟ∀。) What is this, Persona Academy 2?
02/06/23(Mon)21:12:17 ID:M56665U No.55375133Speaking of which, if knowing how to read and write qualifies you as a manager, then as a corporate slave, being a secretary shouldn't be a problem, right?02/06/23(Mon)21:12:29 ID:yvaoIun No.553751432. Strolling around might lead to something big02/06/23(Mon)21:13:14 ID:EVHvrrR No.55375168>>No.55375133Who wants an older male secretary these days ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)21:14:06 ID:wztwByf No.55375201202/06/23(Mon)21:14:23 ID:EVHvrrR No.55375217202/06/23(Mon)21:15:46 ID:M56665U No.55375260>>No.5537516802/06/23(Mon)21:16:22 ID:CYQirX1 No.55375280Speaking of which, what is Perseus ( ﾟ∀。) That Ninja Slayer JK series doesn't seem to have this name02/06/23(Mon)21:18:25 ID:DUKvUHK No.55375334202/06/23(Mon)21:18:59 ID:f3ttt6l No.55375346The one that ignores time stop, probably02/06/23(Mon)21:21:23 ID:PUmGmeL No.55375399202/06/23(Mon)22:16:41 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55377028>Go out and look aroundYou leave the office in a few steps. The sign hanging at the door is handwritten—how perfunctory!There are a few small groups hanging out in the hallway—short ones, tall ones, hair that could spit snake tongues, jeans, tight pants, 80s bell-bottoms. Even though the Freedom House is supposed to take in time travelers from all over, humans are still the majority.Ahaha, pointy ears and catgirls aside, humans really are the most numerous race in the multiverse!*But the problem is, with your middle-aged face, you stand out conspicuously. A horrifying realization hits you—it seems you're the only one whose age is suspiciously high.*You're in the Freedom House of Silver Crown Academy, a gathering place for time travelers interested in mecha combat and other races. Some are innocent bystanders like you who accidentally fell in, others are powerful characters driven by interest—this is why the Freedom House, despite its loose organization, can stand alongside the other four Houses.Wait, aren't there only five Houses?!On your stroll, you encounter…*Roll 1d100>1-20A super high schooler over two meters tall engaged in signature bullying>21-40A supermodel-built pointy-eared high school girl collides with you at the corner>41-60Three bruised little catgirls hung from a tree at the most visible intersection>61-80A girl with a stay-away vibe playing with grasshoppers on the lawn>81-100Encounter the octopus-head, looks like you can't avoid a bunch of questions02/06/23(Mon)22:17:21 ID:DUKvUHK No.5537706254 [1,100]02/06/23(Mon)22:17:54 ID:DUKvUHK No.55377083You again!02/06/23(Mon)22:18:34 ID:CYQirX1 No.55377102(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ Correction! Correction! Correction! Harsh discipline correction slap!02/06/23(Mon)22:19:06 ID:CYQirX1 No.55377122If you beg, I might let you down, you know ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ02/06/23(Mon)22:19:07 ID:yvaoIun No.55377123Is it a naked hanging?
02/06/23(Mon)22:19:36 ID:CYQirX1 No.55377142>>No.55377123Beware of Made in Abyss ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)22:19:39 ID:M56665U No.55377146Why are we the only ones who are middle-aged! This time travel mechanism is unfair!02/06/23(Mon)22:24:00 ID:CYQirX1 No.55377299>>No.55377146Didn't we choose it ourselves ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)22:25:32 ID:f383fGd No.55377355What's wrong with handwritten! Brush calligraphy has so much presence!02/06/23(Mon)22:27:17 ID:M56665U No.55377428>>No.55377299(;´Д`) No one said the academy would be full of middle schoolers02/06/23(Mon)22:29:37 ID:svwLgE No.55377483602/06/23(Mon)22:38:20 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55377754>54"Hey, that familiar-looking uncle over there, please don't just stand there—put Mashu down meow!""Hurry and put Ordicia down first meow, hurry and put Ordicia down first meow!""You disrespectful little things! Gaiya is the oldest, put Gaiya down first meow!"The three kittens swing back and forth, colliding into each other, recreating the simplest physics experiment apparatus… These three have no sense of giving way—from their tone, are they sisters?You look around. The other students nearby mostly ignore the three khaki-clad catgirls.>Will there be any harm if I let you down?>I could watch them hang here all day>First use corporate slave professional talk to trick some benefits!>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)22:39:00 ID:M56665U No.55377777302/06/23(Mon)22:39:38 ID:yvaoIun No.553777991. There's definitely a downside to letting you down, right? Like going against authority? This isn't something to mess with.02/06/23(Mon)22:39:38 ID:CYQirX1 No.553778004 If you beg me, I might let you down, you know? (`ᝫ´ )02/06/23(Mon)22:40:01 ID:CYQirX1 No.55377806>>No.55377799It's fine, we're not from the Equal Ishur State ( ﾟ∀。)02/06/23(Mon)22:41:07 ID:yvaoIun No.55377843>>No.55377806( ﾟ∀。) Let's test the waters first.02/06/23(Mon)22:42:02 ID:svwLgE No.55377869302/06/23(Mon)22:47:44 ID:f383fGd No.55378033>First use corporate slave professional talk to fish for info!02/06/23(Mon)22:53:40 ID:f3ttt6l No.55378203>Custom actionWhatever, I'm letting them down anyway02/06/23(Mon)22:56:36 ID:DUKvUHK No.55378327302/06/23(Mon)22:58:49 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55378393>Bargain for benefitsUse corporate slave style conversation to beat around the bush!But the little catgirls aren't buying it!>1-50Wah wah wah put Mashu down meow put Mashu down meow put Mashu down meow put Mashu down meow put Mashu down meow put Mashu down meow put Ordicia down first meow put Ordicia down first meow put Ordicia down first meow put Ordicia down first meow save Gaiya meow save Gaiya meow save Gaiya meow save Gaiya meow save Gaiya meow save Gaiya meow>51-100Barely understood! Made a promise to give you super rare mech parts! Probably...02/06/23(Mon)23:00:36 ID:M56665U No.5537846116 [1,100] Come on corporate slave, why is it always 50-50
02/06/23(Mon)23:01:25 ID:YiLKeVl No.55378489( ﾟ 3ﾟ) Still gonna save them?02/06/23(Mon)23:02:29 ID:M56665U No.55378531Kids are so annoying!02/06/23(Mon)23:07:44 ID:f3ttt6l No.55378674Let down let down let down02/06/23(Mon)23:08:04 ID:EVHvrrR No.55378681Our protagonist here was probably a programmer in his past life ( ﾟ∀。)His mouth is way too clumsy02/06/23(Mon)23:10:28 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55378744>16In the long three hours that passed, you learned one thing—brats are heartless creatures! Extremely selfish! Self-centered! If you're the slightest bit indirect, they understand nothing! They don't grasp promised benefits—they only care about things they can see and touch!The three little catgirls' noise is loud enough to be heard half a block away, but everyone continues to ignore them... Could it be that ignoring these little monsters is actually the correct move?!"Waaah waaah waaah greasy uncle is bullying cats!!! Go away unhappily!!!"The one called Mashu, a black-haired cat with blue-green heterochromatic eyes, suddenly changes her tune, starting what seems to be a very common case of misplaced anger!>My fist is clenched!!>Forget it, why get angry at kids, let them down, let them down>Custom action02/06/23(Mon)23:11:01 ID:f383fGd No.55378761>>No.55378681Being able to do something like [quietly swap keyboard cables during a leadership inspection and openly type insults about the boss]—that might as well be him (つд⊂)02/06/23(Mon)23:11:09 ID:DUKvUHK No.55378767202/06/23(Mon)23:11:23 ID:YiLKeVl No.553787731. Turn around and leave.02/06/23(Mon)23:11:35 ID:f383fGd No.55378780> Leaving!02/06/23(Mon)23:14:43 ID:M56665U No.553788712Make some friends!02/06/23(Mon)23:16:07 ID:svwLgE No.55378904202/06/23(Mon)23:25:04 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55379176>Let the cats downYou eventually choose to let the three little cats down—they look only about eight or nine years old, getting angry would really be beneath you.The cats were noisy while hanging, but once let down they quiet down considerably. Mashu is humming smugly, as if a few harsh words made you obediently comply. But unexpectedly, after you untie Gaiya first, this older sister with veins bulging on her forehead immediately delivers a fierce slap to Mashu's head!"You just said something that made the greasy uncle angry, apologize now!"Uh... isn't that comment also a jab at me... Well, that's not the point, but isn't that disciplinary slap a bit too harsh?"Apologize to the greasy uncle now! Apologize to the greasy uncle now!"Ordicia chimes in from the side, adding fuel to the fire, while somehow still managing to mock you... Are these three really sisters?!Mashu, under the tyranny of the eldest daughter, tearfully bows deeply to you.
>Not sincere enough, isn't it common sense to show your boobs when apologizing?>I accept your apology, but could you stop calling me greasy uncle?>Alright, let's talk about payment for saving you next>Custom action!02/06/23(Mon)23:25:40 ID:r8gLDgS No.55379197Painfully missed 5 in a row ( ﾟ∀。)Haven doesn't count consecutive numbers 5537777702/06/23(Mon)23:26:01 ID:r8gLDgS No.55379206202/06/23(Mon)23:26:21 ID:CYQirX1 No.55379216202/06/23(Mon)23:27:45 ID:L6JID28 No.55379263"You guys beat those pointy-ears until they almost cried, nice work!" (`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ02/06/23(Mon)23:31:50 ID:DUKvUHK No.55379378202/06/23(Mon)23:33:31 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55379422>Forbidden words!Although you gently remind them, the three catgirls unanimously agree that your behavior and mannerisms perfectly fit the definition of a greasy uncle! Honestly, no mistake meow!Hmm... only such innocent mouths could speak such hurtful words.You leave here dejectedly, the surrounding chatter fading into background noise as you step into the Freedom House district. Mechanically returning to your unfamiliar dorm room, you lie on the bed, overwhelmed with emotions, and in powerless rage, bite down on the blanket!Why the fuck aren't I a handsome, charming, youthfully invincible sixteen-year-old! If I were sixteen, would I be in this state?! I'd definitely have hooked up with that young office girl by now!!!Ah damn it! And being directly insulted by three little brats with no comeback! Age, your name is demon!!!Nothing exists for you, nothing has ever existed for you, nothing will ever exist for you. At twenty-eight, just two years from thirty, you, biting the blanket, fall into a deep sleep in this unfamiliar room.*And the arrow will rise, revealing "To Be Continued"!02/06/23(Mon)23:35:19 ID:f383fGd No.55379476Go kick over their cat food bowl!02/06/23(Mon)23:35:54 ID:CYQirX1 No.55379493Lame! This is what happens when you don't choose the 16-year-old JK in a school setting!02/06/23(Mon)23:36:15 ID:r8gLDgS No.55379501Lame!02/06/23(Mon)23:36:42 ID:ySb3Tup No.55379518Turtle!02/06/23(Mon)23:42:48 ID:EVHvrrR No.55379710Pit!02/06/23(Mon)23:43:55 ID:DUKvUHK No.55379751Kick!02/06/23(Mon)23:45:14 ID:M56665U No.55379798Girl!(*TN: The last five replies — "Lame, Turtle, Pit, Kick, Girl" — are a Chinese homophonic meme for "To Be Continued," playing on the similar sounds of the characters 土 (tǔ), 鳖 (biē), 坑 (kēng), 踢 (tī), 妞 (niū).)02/06/23(Mon)23:59:45 ID:f383fGd No.55380227Give up, 16-year-old would've ended up the same02/07/23(Tue)00:25:20 ID:f383fGd No.55380910( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)08:26:04 ID:qP64kVB No.55384972Since our mech is a melee unit, how about we add a transformation mechanism and then head to 2887? (<ゝω・)
02/07/23(Tue)09:25:05 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55385689In a haze, you see a young human student sitting by the desk. Curly hair, not tall, holding a black watch and teaching you earnestly."Big bodies are weak to doors, lots of fur is weak to fire, many arrows are weak to walls..."Just as you try to listen more clearly, your eyes accidentally open, dispelling the hazy dream."Beep beep beep!"The black watch emits a noisy sound... Wait! This thing has an alarm function? No! You didn't set an alarm either?!Still half-asleep, you fumble for the thing by your pillow. Just as you mutter about what's going on, a small light screen suddenly projects from it, displaying a very familiar interface.Isn't this the [Self-Censorship]OS UI layout!Translator: "To prevent students from various races from spending learning costs on portable terminals, the presented product will fit as much as possible with the most normal thing in the student's common sense."Whoa! The translator is speaking in the octopus-head's voice!Okay... Anyway, it's not that hard to understand... There's a little red dot on the WeCha[Self-Censorship]... You haven't added any friends, have you?You lightly tap the projection screen. The tangible sensation makes you wonder if this thing has a physical form. As the interface switches, you see two entries with red dots in your frequent contacts — "Freedom House Random Chat Group (99+)" and "Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad (12)">Open Freedom House Random Chat Group>Open Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad>What's all this crap, don't bother me while I'm sleeping in!>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)09:29:00 ID:ySb3Tup No.55385764202/07/23(Tue)09:29:08 ID:c4h0GlY No.55385766Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad — isn't that those three cats?02/07/23(Tue)09:29:20 ID:M56665U No.553857692The cats, right02/07/23(Tue)09:31:42 ID:EVHvrrR No.553858042Where's the mute group function! At least give me a do not disturb!Don't tell me the octopus-head in charge of software development is also Zhang Xiaolong ( ﾟ∀。)(*TN:WeChat’s PM)02/07/23(Tue)09:31:47 ID:r8gLDgS No.55385807102/07/23(Tue)09:38:01 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55385889>Black Tri-Stars Tactical SquadYou open the seemingly random chat group... When did you even get added?Huh, only four people?Ordicia: Unfair meow, unfair meow! We're three sisters who always stick together, so why can we only fight one-on-one in duels here･ﾟ( ﾉд`ﾟ)Gaiya: It must be that [racial slur detected, self-censored] bribed the referee, all Vesian's fault meow!Mashu: All Vesian's fault meow ( `д´)Ordicia: All Vesian's fault meow ( `д´) +1Gaiya: All Vesian's fault meow ( `д´) +1*The rest is cats repeating>Politely +1>Why was I added to this?>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)09:38:42 ID:NZitq6f No.55385900102/07/23(Tue)09:38:47 ID:c4h0GlY No.55385901102/07/23(Tue)09:39:06 ID:M56665U No.55385905All Vesian's fault meow ( `д´) +1
02/07/23(Tue)09:44:48 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55386004>The human essenceAfter you hit +1, a cat immediately jumps out to reply.Mashu: A weirdo barged into the group! Go away unhappily meow!Ordicia: Σ(* ﾟдﾟ) Gaiya-nee invited them, is it a new little sister?Mashu: It's a little sister meow! Mashu is a big sister now! Call me Mashu-nee!>Hello big sister>I'm the one who let you down yesterday. Why did you add me anyway?>I'm a group ghost. If you don't send me 50, you'll get hung up again tomorrow!>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)09:48:03 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55386064302/07/23(Tue)09:49:03 ID:7a91ftw No.55386087302/07/23(Tue)09:49:04 ID:M56665U No.55386088302/07/23(Tue)09:49:15 ID:c4h0GlY No.55386091202/07/23(Tue)09:54:49 ID:xIFOXOP No.55386179Send me 50, let's see your power(*TN: "Send me 50" is a Chinese internet meme meaning "send me 50 RMB," often used jokingly. The original text used "V50" as shorthand.)These assault troops look like little kids to me, still in school — different from the Prussian style in Raiders of the Lost Cats(*TN:also previous quest stuff)02/07/23(Tue)09:56:24 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55386207>Scary ghost cyborg money bribeMashu: Ghosts should be punished meow!Ordicia: Found your IP, sending 88mm cannon now (σﾟдﾟ)σGaiya: ?Mashu: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノOrdicia: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノGaiya: Morning run skipping to chat in the group?Mashu: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノOrdicia: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノGaiya: Auto-reply meow?Mashu: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノOrdicia: Hello big sister! Σ(ノ ﾟ дﾟ)ノGaiya: Whatever. Greasy uncle, thanks for letting us down yesterday meow.>Kid, uncle has to admit, your pity-seeking tricks caught my attention>It was nothing>By the way, why didn't anyone else help you down?>Custom reply02/07/23(Tue)09:59:34 ID:c4h0GlY No.55386258302/07/23(Tue)10:02:47 ID:RHZpOXQ No.553863393
02/07/23(Tue)10:03:47 ID:M56665U No.553863533Is this some kind of bullying? Will you get cursed for letting them down without permission? Or are cats just that annoying? (02/07/23(Tue)10:06:51 ID:NZitq6f No.55386415202/07/23(Tue)10:07:14 ID:EVHvrrR No.55386418302/07/23(Tue)10:13:39 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55386571>Release issueGaiya: It's punishment meow. Letting us down breaks the House rules.Gaiya: Greasy uncle is already being watched by the House for saving us meow (´・ω・`)>Don't brush off your savior with this casual tone! Think of something!>Damn it! I really shouldn't have let you down!>I'm guessing... you already have a way to save me>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)10:14:50 ID:c4h0GlY No.553866101,･ﾟ( ﾉヮ´ )02/07/23(Tue)10:16:59 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55386651102/07/23(Tue)10:17:20 ID:r8gLDgS No.55386656102/07/23(Tue)10:19:33 ID:M56665U No.553867231Damn it meow02/07/23(Tue)10:21:39 ID:EVHvrrR No.55386770102/07/23(Tue)10:22:41 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55386789>Corporate slave's frustrationGaiya: Gaiya asked around meow. The House has already sent a challenger.Gaiya: But since greasy uncle is a grunt, they're sending a grunt too out of courtesy meow (´・ω・`)Gaiya: Beat that grunt and the matter's settled meow. Simple House rules.*You received a fileGaiya: Hope greasy uncle wins the first battle meow! Ishur, war! (`・ω・´)/Ordicia: Victory!! (ノ ﾟωﾟ)ノMashu: Banzai!!! ﾟ ωﾟ)ノA huge tremor comes from outside the dorm. The duel invitation also appears on your watch-like personal terminal, with a two-minute countdown...>Go outside and check the file Gaiya sent>Decline, turn over and go back to sleep!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)10:23:45 ID:7a91ftw No.553868091 Hang them up, they need to be hung up again!02/07/23(Tue)10:24:08 ID:c4h0GlY No.553868171, Tutorial battle? |д` )02/07/23(Tue)10:25:41 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55386841102/07/23(Tue)10:29:12 ID:f3ttt6l No.55386906>Go outside and check the file Gaiya sent02/07/23(Tue)10:30:05 ID:M56665U No.553869211No more words, let's fight!
02/07/23(Tue)10:37:12 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55387089>Check the fileAs you head outside, you don't forget to check the file Gaiya sent — [Ishur House Private Cat Affairs Archive]...They just zipped it up and sent it without encryption! In wartime, that'd get you charged with espionage!!!Time's tight, you can't read through it all, so you quickly find the entry Gaiya marked in red —*Grunt A*Race: Human*Age: 16*Gender: Male*Rank: Private*Mech Type: Grunt mech (Ranged)*Notes: Equipped with 88mm cannon, accuracy around 60%*Notes: Forbidden to discipline with military correction slaps, electrocution, or trampling — these methods tend to overexcite the soldier. Use long-range non-contact confinement whenever possible.I see! He's the catgirls' lackey!Hahaha catgirls' lackey what are you even saying hahaha...Amused by your own lame joke, you chuckle your way through the Freedom House students to the plaza outside the dorm. There stands a grunt mech just like the ones you saw in the hangar, its ten-meter-plus frame looking especially exaggerated against the low surrounding buildings."You! I'm talking to you!"The grunt mech with its entire left arm replaced by a cannon lets out a fanatical war cry."You broke the Ishur House rules — I'll be the one to punish you! Enough talk, pick the battlefield!"You glance at your watch displaying your mech type [Melee Grunt], and can't help but break out in a cold sweat.I mean, mechs are the theme, but isn't this moving a bit too fast?Anyway, the battlefield?*Your mind suddenly flashes back to this morning's dream.>Endless plains! The perfect battlefield for armored warfare!>Urban district! Narrow streets lined with towering buildings!02/07/23(Tue)10:38:51 ID:c4h0GlY No.55387123202/07/23(Tue)10:39:58 ID:r8gLDgS No.55387161202/07/23(Tue)10:40:04 ID:ySb3Tup No.55387167102/07/23(Tue)10:40:39 ID:edljsMF No.55387182102/07/23(Tue)10:40:46 ID:cilqOvr No.55387188102/07/23(Tue)10:42:45 ID:NZitq6f No.55387219202/07/23(Tue)10:45:57 ID:M56665U No.553872752Open plains just make you target practice for their ranged mech02/07/23(Tue)10:47:26 ID:M56665U No.55387309Wait, that curly-haired guy in the dream — was that some kind of portable AI?02/07/23(Tue)10:48:43 ID:EVHvrrR No.553873292Classic corporate slave pillar-hugging tactics, of course02/07/23(Tue)10:49:08 ID:cUnIRh5 No.553873381Dense areas are perfect for sniping — open fields you can spot the sniper right away02/07/23(Tue)10:50:10 ID:f3ttt6l No.55387359>Urban district! Narrow streets lined with towering buildings!02/07/23(Tue)10:50:25 ID:f383fGd No.55387365>Urban district! Narrow streets lined with towering buildings!Why would mech battles have "lots of fur weak to fire"? Do mechs grow fur? Catgirls' mechs probably grow cats...Haha catgirls' mechs growing cats what am I even sayingSo cold02/07/23(Tue)10:58:59 ID:7a91ftw No.553875342 furry lover huh
02/07/23(Tue)11:01:00 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55387574>Urban!Grunt A: "The one who broke the House rules must be punished!!!"Aren't you a grunt too?! What are you so smug about!!!*After a dazzling flash, you find yourself on a familiar street corner — pigeons take off from telephone poles, cicadas chirp intermittently, puddles reflect the clear sky.Above, a holographic duel preparation countdown hangs in the air.>Raise your right hand to summon the mech!>Spread your arms wide to summon the mech!>Summon the mech normally...>Customize your entrance pose!02/07/23(Tue)11:02:16 ID:svwLgE No.553875964, shout "GAAIIIA!!!" when the mech appears(*TN: "Gaia" is a reference to a famous pose from Japanese superhero shows.I mean [Self-Censorship]Man)02/07/23(Tue)11:02:18 ID:M56665U No.553875983Nah, that's too embarrassing02/07/23(Tue)11:02:20 ID:f383fGd No.55387599>Raise your right hand to summon the mech! Shout: Come forth!02/07/23(Tue)11:04:59 ID:EVHvrrR No.55387650>Lift your shirt to reveal the corporate slave beer belly, then slide five fingers across your navel02/07/23(Tue)11:07:58 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55387722>GAAIIIA!!! (1)>My right hand burns red like fire! (2)>Keep it normal (3)>True chuuni pose (4)3 [1,4]02/07/23(Tue)11:09:22 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55387756Missed out on chuuni ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)11:09:45 ID:f383fGd No.55387765Tch!!02/07/23(Tue)11:10:52 ID:M56665U No.55387790(`ヮ´ )
02/07/23(Tue)11:11:40 ID:svwLgE No.55387807Tch02/07/23(Tue)11:12:16 ID:EVHvrrR No.55387822Tch02/07/23(Tue)11:13:51 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55387863>Keep it normalSigh, 28 years old, almost thirty — even if you have a dormant chuuni heart, you're too embarrassed to show it right awayWith a slight mental call, the sub-terminal projects a light screen behind you, countless semi-transparent cubes materialize, reconstructing your very own grunt mech!"Watch me blast you to pieces!"Grunt A's shout comes from afar... Is it really a good idea to expose yourself that quickly?*The holographic countdown above shows 5 seconds left>Talk shit!>Corporate slave situation assessment!>Corporate slave flattery!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)11:14:46 ID:EVHvrrR No.55387887202/07/23(Tue)11:15:01 ID:c4h0GlY No.55387892202/07/23(Tue)11:15:07 ID:f383fGd No.55387895>Corporate slave situation assessmentIn this kind of thing, if you feel ashamed, you've already lost02/07/23(Tue)11:15:25 ID:M56665U No.553879002302/07/23(Tue)11:16:24 ID:EVHvrrR No.55387920And why would 28 be too embarrassed for chuuni? Old chuuni here is outraged ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)11:17:26 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55387937>>No.55387920ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Then I order you to do a Kamen Rider V3 transformation in front of strangers!02/07/23(Tue)11:19:38 ID:DUKvUHK No.55387985202/07/23(Tue)11:25:00 ID:NZitq6f No.55388086102/07/23(Tue)11:25:58 ID:f3ttt6l No.55388104Isn't there an option to sneak up and start beating him?!02/07/23(Tue)11:35:49 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55388264>Situation assessmentDistrict, city, not many tall buildings, but seven-story structures are enough to hide a mech! With such a complex environment, planning the commute route must be brain-burning! Yes, treat Grunt A as your commute destination, use the optimal route to close in! Saving commute time is a mandatory skill for corporate slaves!Taking shortcuts is my way!!!Grunt A: "Are you messing with me?!"Having made his declaration, the grunt fires directly in your direction! The 88mm cannon's recoil shatters nearby windows, his position clearly visible!*Enemy's ranged attack accuracy: 60%*You are behind high-rise cover, considered Type II cover, enemy receives 60% shooting penaltyCover is a means to effectively hinder ranged attacks. Divided into Type I (conceals body but cannot block shots, provides 30% enemy shooting penalty) and Type II (conceals body and effectively blocks shots, provides 60% enemy shooting penalty)*This shot cannot hit"BOOM!!!"The shell hits the six-story residential building you're using for cover, instantly blowing a huge hole through the fifth floor and above!Wait, wait, wait — this power could actually kill someone?!"Damn it! A timid rat hiding behind buildings! What are you even protecting!?"What the hell?! Am I here to protect this city or something?!>Approach using the safe commute route!>Fight fair and square! Jump out of cover and banzai charge!
02/07/23(Tue)11:36:49 ID:c4h0GlY No.553882811, is this corporate slave actually strong? ( ﾟ∀。)702/07/23(Tue)11:37:29 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55388295102/07/23(Tue)11:39:05 ID:f383fGd No.55388331>Approach using the safe commute route! Socialize with business cards while you're at it!(*TN: The original text "名片应酬" (business card socializing) is a reference to *Ninja Slayer*. I'm not 100% sure if the "Ninja Slayer" flavor came through ( ﾟ∀。))02/07/23(Tue)11:42:22 ID:DUKvUHK No.55388399102/07/23(Tue)11:43:34 ID:7a91ftw No.55388426>>No.55388281112 years of experience can't be for nothing, right02/07/23(Tue)11:44:13 ID:EVHvrrR No.55388435>>No.55388281Not really, ranged weapons are specialized for offenseOnce we get close, it's our time to die ( ﾟ∀。)
02/07/23(Tue)11:44:32 ID:EVHvrrR No.55388443Also 102/07/23(Tue)11:46:43 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55388471>Safe, safe, truly safe!Corner route, meticulously planned! Minimizing bends, advancing straight line, while dodging 88mm cannonball trajectories to avoid unnecessary tactical maneuvers (social greetings)!What's this? Isn't this flowing smooth as water, natural as breathing?!Grunt A: "Damn it! Damn it all! Sneaky rat! Hiding behind buildings—where's your honor as a warrior?!"88mm fires again! Keeps firing! Fires like crazy! High-rise fireworks, truly spectacular! But Grunt Unit 01 weaves nimbly, the only things hitting black frame are falling building fragments and training dummies!Fuming with powerless rage, Grunt A is utterly helpless against the enemy's shameless tactical commuting! After three volleys, Grunt Unit 01 spots the reload window and slides in from the four-lane intersection!Grunt A: "DON'T COME NEAR MEEEEEE!!!"*Roll 1d100 — on 1-5, Grunt A performs a miracle reload and fires; otherwise, successful close-quarters approach!02/07/23(Tue)11:47:22 ID:f383fGd No.5538848667 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)11:48:11 ID:f383fGd No.55388502Domo, Grunt A san, Corporate Slave desu!02/07/23(Tue)11:52:57 ID:svwLgE No.55388583>>No.55388502AIEEEEEEEE! Corporate Slave! Why is there a Corporate Slave in the academy!!!02/07/23(Tue)11:53:43 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55388592>67Corporate Slave's fighting spirit SOARS! SURGES! EXPLODES!!! SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE!!! With the momentum of a man tackling a public toilet in a ruined concrete pit, he tackles Grunt A to the ground!Grunt A: "LET ME GO!!!"Helpless cries cannot stop the ruthless close-quarters mech's performance time!>Treat him as an annoying cat brat, beat him mercilessly!>Treat him as a workplace sexual harassment greasy boss, beat him mercilessly!>Treat him as an opportunistic workplace colleague, beat him mercilessly!>PUNCH through the grunt mech's head in one blow!>Custom beating!02/07/23(Tue)11:54:17 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55388606Recite a death haiku!02/07/23(Tue)11:55:13 ID:f383fGd No.55388622>Treat him as a fresh-faced workplace junior, administer society's harsh lesson!02/07/23(Tue)11:55:46 ID:Xr9LARc No.55388634Would be nice to interrogate him too02/07/23(Tue)11:56:39 ID:RHZpOXQ No.553886603 Truly ruthless, corporate slave need not mix personal feelings with work!02/07/23(Tue)11:56:55 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55388667>>No.55388660Misclick, that was 402/07/23(Tue)11:57:18 ID:svwLgE No.553886744, DIE02/07/23(Tue)11:57:26 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55388677402/07/23(Tue)11:57:51 ID:DUKvUHK No.55388686402/07/23(Tue)11:58:37 ID:EVHvrrR No.553887044DIE!02/07/23(Tue)11:58:42 ID:f3ttt6l No.55388707>PUNCH through the grunt mech's head in one blow!Recite a haiku!02/07/23(Tue)12:01:16 ID:wztwByf No.55388754402/07/23(Tue)12:01:16 ID:wztwByf No.553887544
02/07/23(Tue)12:01:24 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55388756>One blow, certain death!Beating action, ESTABLISHED! Fist closing in on face—this is the street-fighting style, aggressive and violent!"DOONG!!!"The iron fist, heavy with force, completely crushes Grunt A's fragile head unit! Below, the asphalt pavement instantly spiderwebs with cracks, then buckles upward from the impact's force, forming jagged terrain! Such impact even sends dust spraying two yards high, the visible shockwave making windowpanes on both sides groan with cracking sounds!Though just a grunt mech, it is still a terrifying iron giant over ten meters tall—killing power not to be underestimated!*The hologram above displays the victory signal[Freedom House victorious! Bonus points awarded!]>Victory declaration!>Or other action, please custom!02/07/23(Tue)12:03:02 ID:wztwByf No.55388793102/07/23(Tue)12:03:08 ID:M56665U No.55388796Recite a haikuThe atmosphere demands it, no choice!02/07/23(Tue)12:03:48 ID:EVHvrrR No.553888141As a corporate slave, I gotta share some life experience σ`∀´)02/07/23(Tue)12:06:07 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55388861>>No.55388796fy02/07/23(Tue)12:06:31 ID:HNvxTCC No.55388873>>No.55388796fy02/07/23(Tue)12:06:33 ID:YiLKeVl No.55388874>>No.55386571//( ﾟ∀。) Knew it02/07/23(Tue)12:06:45 ID:c4h0GlY No.55388879102/07/23(Tue)12:07:45 ID:FVDEzOE No.55388901>>No.5538879602/07/23(Tue)12:07:48 ID:f383fGd No.55388903Oh no, in my head the protagonist already looks like this02/07/23(Tue)12:11:28 ID:YiLKeVl No.55388981>>No.55388903Lol02/07/23(Tue)12:11:43 ID:YiLKeVl No.55388989>>No.55388796fy02/07/23(Tue)12:11:56 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55388993>>No.5538879602/07/23(Tue)12:12:12 ID:CYQirX1 No.55389001Recite a haiku! Grunt A san!02/07/23(Tue)12:12:34 ID:YiLKeVl No.55389010>>No.55388471// Truly spectacular mecha combat!02/07/23(Tue)12:15:45 ID:f3ttt6l No.55389093Recite a haiku!02/07/23(Tue)12:16:43 ID:NZitq6f No.55389122>>No.55388796fy02/07/23(Tue)12:18:03 ID:CYQirX1 No.55389150>>No.55388903Aieeeeee, ninja?! Why is there a ninja here?!DOMO, Grunt A san, Corporate Slave ninja desu!02/07/23(Tue)12:37:38 ID:CYQirX1 No.55389608Speaking of which, could it be that we're so good at piloting and using terrain because the corporate slave is a Newtype? (irresponsible speculation) ( ﾟ∀。)Also the other three ACEs seem related to Jilun somehow — does any bro know if Perseus is connected to Jilun? ( ﾟ∀。) I'm kinda scared, this might not be a simple school hot-blooded mecha battle anime, right?! (*TN:Jilun is one of the deities in the Haven universe series of quest logs. I won't go into detail here.)
02/07/23(Tue)12:38:53 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55389635>Victory declaration!Your only mistake was making me angry!Sounds like plagiarism? Truly safe! No copyright infringement as long as it's not commercial! Corporate slave's real-world common sense!!!Grunt A, with a face straight out of a gross doujin, crawls out of the cockpit in a complete breakdown, loudly accusing you of cheating, but you quickly kick him back in!What a man-child? The cold, dark real world has no room for such sore losers!*Beep beep beep!The sub-terminal on your wrist keeps buzzing with messages.More and more random groups, jeez!>Freedom House Random Chat (99+ new messages)>Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad (5 new messages)>Future Bright Winners Watering Hole (99+ new messages)>Block all!!!>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)12:41:10 ID:EVHvrrR No.5538967823How can you block all? Even Zhang Xiaolong lets you mute individual groups ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)12:41:17 ID:M56665U No.553896801"Returning home rich without telling anyone is like wearing embroidered clothes at night — who'll know it!"02/07/23(Tue)12:41:59 ID:CYQirX1 No.55389701>>No.55389678Namusan, have the megacorps fallen this low?! Corporate slave's iron fist of correction!02/07/23(Tue)12:42:16 ID:c4h0GlY No.553897102 [1,3]02/07/23(Tue)12:43:02 ID:fGv6T51 No.553897371 [1,2]02/07/23(Tue)12:43:24 ID:YiLKeVl No.553897452. Corporate slave needs some praise.02/07/23(Tue)12:44:07 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55389763202/07/23(Tue)12:45:19 ID:wztwByf No.55389788202/07/23(Tue)12:49:28 ID:f3ttt6l No.553898922Wait, are all duels live-streamed? That means no secret shadow games?!02/07/23(Tue)12:50:17 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55389904>Black Tri-Stars Tactical SquadGaiya: Greasy uncle is the strategic type, huhGaiya: Looks like the intel helpedGaiya: Grunt A got what he deserved meow (*´ω`*)Ordicia: Grunt A got what he deserved meow (*´ω`*)+1Mashu: Grunt A got what he deserved meow (*´ω`*)+1You recall the intel Gaiya sent — solid as iron. You get the strange feeling you'd been used as a tool to settle a score.>Used me? You're next!>Let's discuss payment for saving you and beating back the pursuers>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)12:51:33 ID:wztwByf No.55389946202/07/23(Tue)12:51:58 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55389955202/07/23(Tue)12:52:33 ID:f383fGd No.55389966>Let's discuss payment for saving you and beating back the pursuersContract negotiation! Looking forward to it!02/07/23(Tue)12:56:16 ID:DUKvUHK No.55390037The little brats are definitely gonna weasel their way out of this ( ﾟ∀。) So give us the Ishur commissary!02/07/23(Tue)12:56:37 ID:HNvxTCC No.55390047202/07/23(Tue)12:58:06 ID:svwLgE No.55390072202/07/23(Tue)12:58:09 ID:EVHvrrR No.55390074202/07/23(Tue)12:58:40 ID:EGikvD7 No.55390085Black Tri-Stars catgirls — does that mean there's a blonde Char-ya? ( ﾟ∀。)
02/07/23(Tue)13:01:58 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55390150>Payment issueRecognizing that children may have some difficulty understanding contract terms, you as a corporate slave immediately stay up all night making revisions! Striving to gain more advantage in persuasion!>1-25Cats don't understand contract meow, greasy uncle don't scam cats!>26-100Greasy uncle awesome, cats want to help too!02/07/23(Tue)13:02:09 ID:FVDEzOE No.553901532Give us something give us something02/07/23(Tue)13:02:14 ID:DUKvUHK No.5539015515 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)13:02:20 ID:HNvxTCC No.5539016189 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)13:02:29 ID:DUKvUHK No.55390165Gwah—!02/07/23(Tue)13:02:34 ID:FVDEzOE No.55390167Too late37 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)13:02:50 ID:FVDEzOE No.55390174(´ﾟДﾟ`)02/07/23(Tue)13:03:04 ID:HNvxTCC No.55390177>>No.55390155You rolled like shit!02/07/23(Tue)13:04:08 ID:M56665U No.55390201>>No.55390155(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)13:04:54 ID:CYQirX1 No.55390214Got hit by the catgirls' kiddish assault twice ( ﾟ∀。) Corporate slave, have some shame!02/07/23(Tue)13:05:43 ID:CYQirX1 No.55390241I have a feeling that when this thread ends, the protagonist will either be called Greasy Uncle or Corporate Slave ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)13:05:55 ID:fGv6T51 No.5539024532 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)13:08:40 ID:EVHvrrR No.55390322>>No.55390155(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)13:09:31 ID:YiLKeVl No.55390344( ´_ゝ`) Fails the talk check every time, way too greasy02/07/23(Tue)13:10:39 ID:CYQirX1 No.55390371>>No.55390344That's what happens when a 28-year-old corporate slave enters a youthful campus full of 16-year-olds at most (`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)13:12:09 ID:f383fGd No.55390418Noob!02/07/23(Tue)13:17:15 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55390527>Failure!Damn it! You changed your strategy to tempt them with future profit sharing, offered concessions of up to 5% on the deal, including 2.5% kickbacks from subcontracting! Your prospects were so bright, yet they didn't appreciate it at all?!Forget it! Looks like you need to offer more tangible benefits to kids like this!*You decide to sulk for a while and re-analyze these catgirls' thought processes... probably will take an hour or two...02/07/23(Tue)13:18:52 ID:CYQirX1 No.55390561Catgirls: Who understands any of that!02/07/23(Tue)13:21:01 ID:f383fGd No.55390600If you dissect one... would you find an eyeball in their brain bubbles?02/07/23(Tue)13:22:27 ID:M56665U No.55390627Might as well buy some catnip lollipops later
time for lunch ( ﾟ 3ﾟ) 。btw,If you have any questions about this quest log, I'll do my best to answer.
02/07/23(Tue)13:25:51 ID:qP64kVB No.55390697Check out the Freedom club group chat. Just won a match right after enrolling, should get some praise, right02/07/23(Tue)14:42:33 ID:F9OMUtP No.55392053Ishur version of Black Tri-Stars is so trash. Just wait, someday I'll reenact Amuro blowing up your cockpits ( `д´)02/07/23(Tue)14:53:57 ID:NZitq6f No.55392330Lol02/07/23(Tue)15:04:07 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55392572Got dizzy from those damn catgirls02/07/23(Tue)15:04:35 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55392584Little brats are heartless creatures.You come to this conclusion after re-analyzing the Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad's chat history. Future negotiations with these kids should be more advantageous.Also, during your research, you spent a little time checking the group chats to follow academy news...Just a little time!*[Freedom House Random Chat]Gapu: Ishur history exam is the day after tomorrow. Anyone got key points? Thanks in advance!Ashe: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!Francois VI of Duwang: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! +1Six-Six-Seven: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! +1Galiga: Queshan's VR games are so trash. Everything's a cash grab?Baishan: Which one?Domining: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!Maieronde: Newbie urgently needs Queshan Type IV auxiliary fire control computer. PM if available!Ayoukaike: Queshan Type IV needs matching missile pods. Without the penetration core, performance drops at least 25%. Better use Ishur's basic fire control data — that thing's universalGaliga: Bullshit! Vesian magic cores have the best compatibility!Ayoukaike: You can't even pilot it, and you're talking about performance?Ashe: ClassicDomining: I'm guessing it's "Office World"Gapu: Guys, seriously begging for Ishur history exam key points. Any Ishur in the group?Damn! No one's paying attention to you! And this chat room is such a mess?!>Check the other group... "Future Bright Winners Watering Hole"? How did I get added?>Ignore the idiots, check if there's any reward for winning the duel>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)15:06:09 ID:c4h0GlY No.55392620102/07/23(Tue)15:08:36 ID:f383fGd No.55392681>Post in this group: "Got any lewds?">Check the other group... "Future Bright Winners Watering Hole"? How did I get added?02/07/23(Tue)15:10:08 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55392718>Ignore the idiots, check if there's any reward for winning the duel02/07/23(Tue)15:11:06 ID:MIYbS7J No.55392748A mature corporate slave should post lewds themselves, not ask for them1!02/07/23(Tue)15:12:52 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55392793102/07/23(Tue)15:13:13 ID:EVHvrrR No.553928041Damn this is too real ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)15:17:27 ID:c4h0GlY No.55392907The key points seem right? It's just KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! Kill external enemies, civil war, kill external enemies again, civil war again ( ﾟ∀。)7
02/07/23(Tue)15:17:58 ID:YiLKeVl No.553929221.( ﾟ∀。) Very realistic chaotic group chat. This is what happens when too many people are in one place.02/07/23(Tue)15:19:31 ID:CYQirX1 No.55392948102/07/23(Tue)15:20:01 ID:DUKvUHK No.55392963102/07/23(Tue)15:24:46 ID:FVDEzOE No.55393056102/07/23(Tue)15:31:08 ID:035FkIt No.55393169>>No.5539274802/07/23(Tue)15:36:19 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55393253As a newcomer, collecting some lewds is normal, right02/07/23(Tue)15:36:38 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393262>Future Bright Winners Watering HoleYou see that besides yourself, quite a few strange names have also joined this group chat — around a hundred of them, all for the same reason: "won a duel."Ray (1 win streak): Haha! Future champion greets all seniors!Handbreaker (1 win streak): Is this the Pantheon of War at Silver Crown?McKane (4 win streak): The entry requirement dropped to 1 win again?!02/07/23(Tue)15:37:14 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393271Robert III of Avignon (7 win streak): Only the champion holds authority over this group's decree. You have no right to question it.Charles IX of Caledraba (5 win streak): Presumptuous!Asaf (7 win streak): You lucky 1-win bastard, shut your mouth unhappily meow!>Edit status message — "You will all be defeated by me someday">Stay silent and mute the group>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)15:37:40 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393273ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Ahaha, finding the censored words is really hard02/07/23(Tue)15:37:58 ID:M56665U No.55393278202/07/23(Tue)15:38:05 ID:DUKvUHK No.55393280202/07/23(Tue)15:38:40 ID:c4h0GlY No.55393292Let's just check if there's any reward for winning the duel02/07/23(Tue)15:39:37 ID:SgHavyI No.55393314//Check height02/07/23(Tue)15:40:23 ID:YiLKeVl No.553933262. Heh02/07/23(Tue)15:43:18 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55393382Ask what benefits come from winning a duel02/07/23(Tue)15:44:10 ID:EVHvrrR No.553934023Politely greet themA smiling face never draws a punch, right? ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)15:45:14 ID:CYQirX1 No.55393422202/07/23(Tue)15:45:29 ID:EGikvD7 No.553934273, fighting poor MS, what meaning is there in victory!02/07/23(Tue)15:47:32 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55393467>Stay silent and mute the group02/07/23(Tue)15:47:35 ID:NMcKbrU No.55393470>>No.55393402fy
02/07/23(Tue)15:52:47 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393573>Muted!A group stinking of smug elitists — no need to communicate with these assholes!*The projection in the sky turns into a teleport countdown. Before long, a white flash engulfs you, and when your vision clears, you're back in the Freedom House campus.Huh? The Grunt A who challenged you isn't here?Translator: "Losers have to walk back on their own."Wow, brutal rule!*Anyway, time to evaluate yourself!Character——Corporate Slave (Freedom House)Gender: MaleAge: 16 (lie)Mech:Grunt Unit 01Structure: 10Armor: 5Ranged Resistance (light): 10%Melee Resistance: 1Duel Points: 100Such simple stats... Can't pad the word count with this!Wait a minute! What the hell are Duel Points?!Translator: "Duel Points are virtual currency earned from winning duels or participating in team competitions. They can be used for intra-House trading, spending at the academy mech allocation area, or social bribery."Hey! Is that last one really appropriate for a school?!>Mech allocation area? Let's go let's go!>Alright! Off to the Freedom House flea market immediately!>Work? Might as well sleep!>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)15:53:48 ID:eXzZWje No.553935911111102/07/23(Tue)15:53:49 ID:EVHvrrR No.553935922100 points probably can't buy anything good. Check out the flea market.02/07/23(Tue)15:54:10 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55393599202/07/23(Tue)15:54:15 ID:c4h0GlY No.553936011? Can 100 points buy a functional mech?02/07/23(Tue)15:54:28 ID:CYQirX1 No.553936063! Woken up by the alarm clock today! Need to catch up on sleep!
02/07/23(Tue)15:54:38 ID:c4h0GlY No.55393610202/07/23(Tue)15:54:50 ID:YiLKeVl No.553936161. Let's check it out first. Maybe we can spend it?02/07/23(Tue)15:55:40 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393630>Flea Market (odd)>Allocation Area (even)1 [1,2]02/07/23(Tue)15:58:01 ID:4hGokET No.55393685Let's go! Flea market!02/07/23(Tue)16:01:21 ID:f383fGd No.55393751His name is really just "Corporate Slave"?! That's lazier than "Bow Man"! But whatever!(*TN:Bow man is one of OP's previous darksoul-like quest's protagonist. )02/07/23(Tue)16:04:42 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393825>>No.55393751ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A name is just a label. Those controllers up there wouldn't understand!02/07/23(Tue)16:07:07 ID:CYQirX1 No.55393869>>No.55393751Just like Boundless Demon is called Boundless Demon, Camera is called Camera, JK is called JK! Even if you're Rucksight, everyone ends up calling you Barbarian! Kane? Hmph, just Vesian snobbery!(*TN:all these protagonist names means are of OP’s previous quest)02/07/23(Tue)16:10:36 ID:f383fGd No.55393943>>No.55393869But Haven is called Haven, NEET is called NEET, Yu Qian is called Yu Qian!Humbert isn't called Old Man, Delores isn't called Silverhand, Meow Meow isn't called Almorah!(*TN:Same note as above)
02/07/23(Tue)16:11:20 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55393963>Flea MarketYou expected something like a college student startup street fair, but actually... it's a shopping site with an UI pretty close to Xianyu.(*TN:Xianyu is an online second-hand trading platform in China.)Translator: "To better fit..."Okay, no need to explain!But it does make browsing convenient.*They have everything here, from academy-developed whole mechs to parts from various countries. Judging by the reviews, though, most are outdated products... Looks like the Freedom House, despite gathering expertise from all over, doesn't have access to next-gen stuff.*100 Duel Points doesn't buy much — mostly soon-to-be-obsolete second-hand parts with performance degraded from heavy use... But for Grunt Unit 01 with nothing, any upgrade is something.>Well-used Alloy Sword (100 Points)Battle-damaged paint, showing true bayonet warrior spirit!*Melee Damage +1, Melee Check +5>Patched-up External Shoulder Armor (100 Points)Mismatched colors, avant-garde abstract fashion!*Light Ranged Resistance +5%>Jetpack Fitting the Ship of Theseus Definition (100 Points)I am the jetpack.*Mounted booster pack. Can be actively used once per duel for a short charge. Tennoheika BANZAI and so on.*It's a cheap piece of junk. 40% chance to explode on use, dealing 4 Structure damage (ignores Armor).02/07/23(Tue)16:12:15 ID:M56665U No.55393984Sword, come!02/07/23(Tue)16:12:29 ID:f3ttt6l No.55393990>>No.55393825We'll work hard on adding prefixes and suffixes! Otherwise, greeting people would be so rude!Corporate Slave-san!02/07/23(Tue)16:12:32 ID:CYQirX1 No.55393991>>No.55393943Veterans and newcomers can't be lumped together! That's just how it is! What? You're asking about Jilun and Haixi? Are you messing with me? They're just background characters!(*TN:Haixi is the Deities who hostile towards Jilun)02/07/23(Tue)16:13:08 ID:CYQirX1 No.55394003Use the sword here!02/07/23(Tue)16:13:12 ID:DUKvUHK No.55394004302/07/23(Tue)16:13:27 ID:f383fGd No.55394009>The Jetpack of TheseusThis academy's sponsors include Orks, right? They gotta!02/07/23(Tue)16:13:31 ID:f3ttt6l No.55394014>Jetpack Fitting the Ship of Theseus Definition (100 Points)Come on! Rammer!02/07/23(Tue)16:14:04 ID:eXzZWje No.55394026Jetpack, come!02/07/23(Tue)16:14:31 ID:c4h0GlY No.55394032It's a well-used alloy sword. Let's go with the sword. A 40% explosion chance basically means it's guaranteed to blow up.02/07/23(Tue)16:14:49 ID:fGv6T51 No.55394041Wanted to pick 3, but that failure rate is way too high ( ﾟ∀。) So...Sword, come!
02/07/23(Tue)16:15:41 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55394058>Jetpack (odd)>Sword (even)2 [1,2]02/07/23(Tue)16:15:44 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55394060102/07/23(Tue)16:15:48 ID:svwLgE No.553940631, Sword, come!02/07/23(Tue)16:16:19 ID:EVHvrrR No.55394075Sword, come!Hope it doesn't snap mid-swing ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)16:21:09 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55394178>I am the blade of ElAfter clicking order, your Duel Points are like a candle in the wind!Didn't they already hit zero?! Don't force the memes!"Knock knock knock!"A suspicious knocking comes from the dorm door."Hello, delivery."Without waiting for you to open the door, he twists the doorknob open. The octopus-head in work clothes outside has tentacles flailing everywhere, looking furious."Remember to fill in the shipping address next time!"*He leaves, leaving behind a two-meter tall, six-meter long battle-damaged alloy sword outside the door.The hallway is completely blocked!!!>No choice, use the sub-terminal to digitally deconstruct it!>No choice, call some students to help move it!>No choice, instantly request a return!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)16:21:41 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55394190102/07/23(Tue)16:22:23 ID:MIYbS7J No.55394202102/07/23(Tue)16:23:07 ID:c4h0GlY No.553942211, What the hell?02/07/23(Tue)16:23:41 ID:EVHvrrR No.553942291Shouldn't it be automatically digitally transmitted and installed? Your service is pretty lacking ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)16:24:06 ID:FVDEzOE No.553942431( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)16:25:06 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55394268102/07/23(Tue)16:25:22 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55394278>No choice, use the sub-terminal to digitally deconstruct it!02/07/23(Tue)16:38:42 ID:035FkIt No.55394615102/07/23(Tue)16:39:01 ID:PUmGmeL No.553946261
02/07/23(Tue)16:51:39 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55394947>DeconstructDespite all the convenient features, you really didn't expect delivery to be like this...Could it be — you got pranked by the delivery guy?!*Though the mechanism is unclear, the deconstructed alloy sword will automatically appear in Grunt Unit 01's hands next time! Proprietary technology!Just as you finish the operation, a conspicuous new message appears on your black-band sub-terminal —"Please select a major subject."Uh... Isn't this place specifically for mech combat? Academy? Well, alright then.Like hell it's alright! Why do you still have to study?!"Please select a major subject."The sub-terminal's prompt is cold and ruthless.>Major: Introduction to Vesian Numerology*Through simplified processing and translation, this super repository of knowledge combining divination, fortune-telling, prospecting, detection, geological analysis, psychotherapy, engineering, statecraft, military theory, etc., is made accessible through plain text! The essential path to understanding Vesian logic!*+10 bonus when dealing with Vesians upon completion>Major: On the State*A straightforward textbook containing the essence of Ishur political theory, integrating four thousand years of Ishur history, mercilessly analyzing the nature of the state and its subjects!*+10 bonus when dealing with Ishur upon completion>Major: Folklore of the Mortal Realms*Explains the customs and traditions under Serdicima Dynasty rule, all-encompassing, immersing learners in the experience, offering another perspective on what forms arrogant nobles!*+10 bonus when dealing with Gangwalders upon completion>Major: Contemporary Business Structures (Trial)*The stepping stone to understanding the Queshan Military-Industrial Complex megacorporation. Starting from a scientific and pragmatic approach, it eliminates absurd notions like "dark megacorporations" at the source!*+10 bonus when dealing with Cyberians upon completion>Universal History*Explains the general history and preferences of various races. Superficial, but at least it keeps you from offending characters of different races.*+2 bonus when dealing with everyone upon completion02/07/23(Tue)16:54:13 ID:7a91ftw No.55395009402/07/23(Tue)16:54:24 ID:DUKvUHK No.553950142Specializing in one seems better, and we've already interacted with the three little ones02/07/23(Tue)16:54:26 ID:c4h0GlY No.55395015Quite a few choices02/07/23(Tue)16:54:28 ID:f3ttt6l No.55395016>Major: Introduction to Vesian Numerology
02/07/23(Tue)16:55:03 ID:YiLKeVl No.55395029( ﾟ∀。) No subjects that boost mech piloting?02/07/23(Tue)16:55:34 ID:YiLKeVl No.553950424. Feels like a corporate slave should pick this one.02/07/23(Tue)16:56:11 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55395062>>No.55395029ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Damn it, you don't want to study getting along with other races, just want to learn fighting? Did you enroll with the goal of peace and friendship?02/07/23(Tue)16:56:50 ID:c4h0GlY No.55395075402/07/23(Tue)16:56:51 ID:NMcKbrU No.55395076>>No.55395062No fight, no acquaintance (`ヮ´ )02/07/23(Tue)16:58:05 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55395103If they had some magic courses or engineering courses, cultural electives would be fine02/07/23(Tue)16:58:21 ID:eXzZWje No.55395113402/07/23(Tue)16:58:48 ID:f3ttt6l No.55395128>>No.55395062What? Everyone enrolled with peaceful intentions to learn mech piloting?02/07/23(Tue)16:59:35 ID:qP64kVB No.553951564 // Reject greedy entrepreneurs02/07/23(Tue)17:00:57 ID:f383fGd No.55395205>Major: Contemporary Business Structures (Trial)What happened to Palau (if that's the right name) later? |-` )02/07/23(Tue)17:02:38 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55395251>Major: Contemporary Business Structures (Trial)02/07/23(Tue)17:03:05 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55395263>>No.55395128ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ At least the major powers haven't started strangling each other on sight — that's a huge success02/07/23(Tue)17:03:05 ID:EVHvrrR No.55395264202/07/23(Tue)17:08:29 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55395399102/07/23(Tue)17:10:02 ID:YiLKeVl No.55395448//( ﾟ∀。) My hands are itching, I really wanna pilot a mech again.02/07/23(Tue)17:13:55 ID:7a91ftw No.55395542Can we get the cats to spar with us?02/07/23(Tue)17:24:03 ID:CYQirX1 No.553957975
02/07/23(Tue)17:25:20 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55395830>Economics! Dummy!You picked the subject you're most familiar with — if you're lucky enough to find a way back home, maybe you can dominate the business world with knowledge from another dimension, become CEO, marry a beautiful rich girl, and reach the peak of life!Putting greasy daydreams aside for now... The course schedule is quite flexible and won't take up much time from fighting... But since there are exams, slacking off and showing up sporadically will probably result in failing.Just as you finish selecting your class times, an @everyone in the Freedom House group chat gives your wrist a violent buzz!What's going on?You were about to open it and curse at whoever dared to @ you for no reason, but to your surprise, everyone's been muted!Normal High School Girl (House Admin): @everyone! The Gothing Sports Season is scheduled for next month. For all you lazy dogs who don't want to compete, this is a great opportunity to farm Duel Points. Anyone who wants to get carried should voluntarily contact @Francois VI of Duwang for intensive training. I'll unmute everyone in five minutes. Those who see this message, pass it on to the people taking make-up exams and those doing 1v1s.>Super half-assed announcement... DM and ask what the Gothing Sports Season is>Farm Duel Points? A joke! I earned my points through real fights!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)17:26:31 ID:7a91ftw No.553958571
02/07/23(Tue)17:27:19 ID:f3ttt6l No.55395871>Farm Duel Points? A joke! I earned my points through real fights!Bring on the competition! Bring it on!02/07/23(Tue)17:27:27 ID:CYQirX1 No.553958762 Farm Duel Points? You kidding? I earned my points through real fights!02/07/23(Tue)17:27:56 ID:c4h0GlY No.55395892202/07/23(Tue)17:28:43 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55395912102/07/23(Tue)17:29:25 ID:7a91ftw No.55395931//What's wrong with you people (pointing accusatorily)? Wouldn't it be better to relive youthful campus life, gather key info, and build connections?02/07/23(Tue)17:29:58 ID:CYQirX1 No.55395943//The answer is simple: piloting mechs is for fighting!02/07/23(Tue)17:30:52 ID:f383fGd No.55395958>DM and ask what the Gothing Sports Season isGotta farm points, gotta coast through credits — that's what a well-rounded student does!02/07/23(Tue)17:31:48 ID:MIYbS7J No.55395987102/07/23(Tue)17:32:29 ID:YiLKeVl No.553960031.02/07/23(Tue)17:32:38 ID:DUKvUHK No.55396013102/07/23(Tue)17:32:49 ID:c4h0GlY No.55396017I don't know who I am, I don't know what I'm supposed to do, all I know is that I can now go on a killing spree.jpg02/07/23(Tue)17:33:13 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396027>Fuck the sports festival!You're a dedicated PVP player! Cooperative modes only hold back your ladder progression!That said, aside from challengers, is there really no other way to farm points?Hmm... Just as you're thinking about it, the sub-terminal automatically pulls up several duel opponents for you.So convenient... Wait a minute! Can this thing read minds?!>Choose your opponent!>That's enough for today... Let me check out the cafeteria!02/07/23(Tue)17:33:51 ID:DUKvUHK No.55396039102/07/23(Tue)17:35:01 ID:f383fGd No.55396066?? Isn't this about the sports meet?Whatever>Choose your opponent!02/07/23(Tue)17:35:01 ID:c4h0GlY No.55396067102/07/23(Tue)17:36:05 ID:M56665U No.553960901Ah, youth02/07/23(Tue)17:36:22 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396094>>No.55396066ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ No can do, the sports festival mutated by the time I posted. But don't worry, it runs for a long time — plenty of time to participate!02/07/23(Tue)17:36:32 ID:CYQirX1 No.553960981 KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL! The influence of the Boundless Demon (the nihilistic will to slaughter) is rising!02/07/23(Tue)17:36:48 ID:f3ttt6l No.55396104>Choose your opponent!
02/07/23(Tue)17:36:55 ID:EVHvrrR No.553961061What is this, back to being seventeen again? ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)17:37:15 ID:M56665U No.55396112Feels more and more like BA!02/07/23(Tue)17:40:40 ID:YiLKeVl No.553962031. Fucking KILL-CRAZY BASTARDS02/07/23(Tue)17:41:05 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396208>Opponent!The selection box starts spinning wildly!*Roll 1d100>1Wealthy Cyberian>2-38Well-matched opponent!>39Annoying Fluffy>40-57Well-matched opponent!>58Narcissistic Pointy-ears>59-74Well-matched opponent!>75Arrogant Little Noble>76-99Well-matched opponent!>100Mysterious Loner02/07/23(Tue)17:41:14 ID:RHZpOXQ No.5539621261 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)17:41:17 ID:c4h0GlY No.5539621435 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)17:42:56 ID:M56665U No.55396251Basically you can only roll well-matched opponents. The others are just for show like in Hearthstone. Makes sense!02/07/23(Tue)17:43:11 ID:fGv6T51 No.5539625734 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)17:44:07 ID:YiLKeVl No.55396272(ﾉ)`ω´(ヾ) Can't wait02/07/23(Tue)17:44:57 ID:svwLgE No.55396286Fight! Victory!! Duel Points!!!02/07/23(Tue)17:45:11 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396291>61*Duel invitation!Grunt unit, reporting for duty!*Lacking data support, enemy configuration unknown!Now select the combat zone!>Urban! If the enemy is a ranged unit, advantage is mine!>Plain! True fairness!>Narrow passage! No room for dodging or tactical maneuvering! When paths cross, the brave one wins!02/07/23(Tue)17:45:22 ID:f383fGd No.55396295Cyberian only has 1% chance, looks like Cyberians are really strong...02/07/23(Tue)17:45:27 ID:f3ttt6l No.553962991/20 chance to roll special options! Nice nice!02/07/23(Tue)17:45:50 ID:f3ttt6l No.55396312>Narrow passage! No room for dodging or tactical maneuvering! When paths cross, the brave one wins!02/07/23(Tue)17:45:56 ID:f383fGd No.55396316>Urban! If the enemy is a ranged unit, advantage is mine!Mechs fighting obviously belong in a big city!02/07/23(Tue)17:46:06 ID:YiLKeVl No.55396318( ﾟ∀。) Ah, enemy info unknown.I see... Regardless of whether the enemy is ranged or melee, urban seems pretty solid.02/07/23(Tue)17:46:30 ID:c4h0GlY No.553963291, if the enemy is a melee unit, advantage is also mine02/07/23(Tue)17:46:41 ID:f383fGd No.55396333>>No.55396295Shit, misread. Just realized special races and mysterious are all 1%02/07/23(Tue)17:46:45 ID:M56665U No.553963341
02/07/23(Tue)17:46:57 ID:EVHvrrR No.553963371Ranged goes without saying, even if it's melee we can just pillar danceAs long as there's no trapper assassin ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)17:47:00 ID:YiLKeVl No.553963381. UrbanEven if the enemy is a melee unit, we can consider hit-and-run tactics02/07/23(Tue)17:47:13 ID:svwLgE No.55396346>>No.553963291, I say, commander speaks wisdom!02/07/23(Tue)17:47:24 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55396350102/07/23(Tue)17:54:04 ID:NZitq6f No.55396503102/07/23(Tue)17:54:51 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396517>Urban terrain!You land in a cyber city at dusk! Randomly spawned on top of a 22-story office building!Overlooking the neon lights below and the opponent already spawned in the plaza, you feel a sense of villainous solitude and desolation!>Summon! Grunt 01!>Normal summon is fine...>Shout some threats at the opponent first!02/07/23(Tue)17:55:23 ID:fGv6T51 No.553965352 [1,2]02/07/23(Tue)17:55:47 ID:c4h0GlY No.553965472, 22nd floor rooftop?02/07/23(Tue)17:56:00 ID:f383fGd No.55396555>Summon! Grunt 01!02/07/23(Tue)17:56:01 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55396557102/07/23(Tue)17:56:01 ID:YiLKeVl No.553965582.02/07/23(Tue)17:56:12 ID:f3ttt6l No.55396562>Politely greet!02/07/23(Tue)17:56:58 ID:svwLgE No.553965872, this high up, make a sound and you'll get sniped02/07/23(Tue)17:57:16 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55396591202/07/23(Tue)17:58:18 ID:M56665U No.553966133!Come to think of it, if we don't summon, can the opponent not make a move? ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)17:58:43 ID:EVHvrrR No.55396627102/07/23(Tue)17:58:55 ID:eXzZWje No.55396632DOMO! Grunt=san, Corporate Slave desu!02/07/23(Tue)17:59:03 ID:FVDEzOE No.55396637202/07/23(Tue)17:59:11 ID:EVHvrrR No.55396642>>No.55396627Fuck misread, change to 2
02/07/23(Tue)18:01:31 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396700>Normal summon!The emerging ten-meter terror of an iron giant collapses more than a floor of the high-rise! Inside, office workers in holographic suits and punk hairstyles, with nowhere to run, wail and jump off!"A mech! Why is there a mech!"Cyberpunk isn't all punk hairstyles, dammit! Where'd this stereotype come from?!A flash of white light from the plaza! Your opponent summons their grunt mech!>1-50Melee Type>51-100Ranged Type02/07/23(Tue)18:02:58 ID:f383fGd No.5539673294 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)18:03:14 ID:PUmGmeL No.5539674018 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)18:03:42 ID:f383fGd No.55396749Hit 'em with a Dragon Sword02/07/23(Tue)18:06:25 ID:EVHvrrR No.55396814Classic replay ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)18:06:34 ID:M56665U No.55396822Nice nice nice, half won before starting02/07/23(Tue)18:06:48 ID:WLcJRsd No.55396834Looks like a ranged unit, another victory then02/07/23(Tue)18:07:26 ID:YiLKeVl No.55396855( ﾟ∀。) Fuck, we're a sitting duck now.Quick, jump off the 22nd floor.02/07/23(Tue)18:09:46 ID:CYQirX1 No.55396915>>No.55396855According to DOTA, low ground attacking high ground has miss chance! No fear! ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)18:11:17 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55396958>94The grunt mech summoned by this high schooler has an absurdly large shoulder shield, and the large-caliber gun in its hand... that's a 30mm autocannon!Holy shit! A land battleship Warthog!!!"Feel my firepower!"The grunt mech's speaker spews a line so generic, you suspect the writer didn't give a damn about this character!*Enemy opens fire!>Tank it to show your manly spirit!>Jump off to showcase the deserter's style!02/07/23(Tue)18:12:01 ID:eXzZWje No.55396976202/07/23(Tue)18:12:17 ID:svwLgE No.553969872, that's called a tactical retreat ( `д´)02/07/23(Tue)18:12:28 ID:7a91ftw No.553969932 A gentleman knows when to bend02/07/23(Tue)18:13:01 ID:CYQirX1 No.553970122 Run!02/07/23(Tue)18:14:26 ID:HNvxTCC No.55397051202/07/23(Tue)18:14:28 ID:f383fGd No.55397054A-10, huh?>You jump, I jump.02/07/23(Tue)18:16:16 ID:f3ttt6l No.55397098>Jump off to showcase the deserter's style!02/07/23(Tue)18:16:22 ID:YiLKeVl No.553971032. Why wouldn't you run?02/07/23(Tue)18:20:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55397225>Quick, hit spacebar!As the autocannon starts from the 19th floor, shredding glass, desks, interior decor, employee holograms, capitalism, dreams, and hopes, tearing its way upward — you leap from the 22nd floor... from behind the 21st floor!And the corporate slave's mind, at this very moment, is spinning at eight thousand RPM!>Plunge the giant alloy sword into the building structure to slow descent! The perfect trick for procrastinating deadlines!>Hard land and ram straight into the enemy's face! Screw the knee damage, the key is speed and precision!
02/07/23(Tue)18:21:47 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55397259202/07/23(Tue)18:22:22 ID:f3ttt6l No.55397273>Hard land and ram straight into the enemy's face! Screw the knee damage, the key is speed and precision!02/07/23(Tue)18:22:29 ID:fGv6T51 No.553972812 [1,2]02/07/23(Tue)18:22:35 ID:f383fGd No.55397285>Face rush!02/07/23(Tue)18:22:35 ID:7a91ftw No.55397287202/07/23(Tue)18:22:49 ID:M56665U No.553972931, will the machine's integrity hold up after falling from this height?02/07/23(Tue)18:22:58 ID:YiLKeVl No.553973002. This way the style points are higher.02/07/23(Tue)18:23:11 ID:CYQirX1 No.553973052, Yeeeeart——!!!02/07/23(Tue)18:24:57 ID:f383fGd No.55397337Dropping attack to reduce fall damage is key!02/07/23(Tue)18:25:45 ID:fGv6T51 No.55397362>>No.55397293Probably not enough, but if you use the enemy as a landing pad, fall damage is negated! That's just mechanics!02/07/23(Tue)18:29:24 ID:svwLgE No.553974472, sword's name is Dragon Ascension, but won't the enemy get a shot off mid-air?02/07/23(Tue)18:29:39 ID:c4h0GlY No.55397456102/07/23(Tue)18:31:20 ID:DUKvUHK No.55397493202/07/23(Tue)18:37:54 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55397669>The answer is dropping attack!The enemy's in the plaza, damn it! No gliding wings installed — can't reach!!!*But you still landed steadily!Grunt unit! Strong! Tanks the landing damage, only loses 1 structure point!*Grunt 01, current structure 9/10But the pilot...>1-20Can't handle the G-force, everything goes black>21-50Pulls out that social survival skill — tough it out!!!>51-100Can endure stock market crashes and housing price collapses; a mere jump isn't going to embarrass me!02/07/23(Tue)18:38:28 ID:DUKvUHK No.5539768632 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)18:38:36 ID:f383fGd No.5539769023 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)18:38:55 ID:f383fGd No.55397702Earns respect!02/07/23(Tue)18:38:56 ID:DUKvUHK No.55397706Tough it out! And earns respect!02/07/23(Tue)18:44:45 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55397894>32"BLAAARGH!!!"That impact nearly squeezed your eyeballs out! The opponent's probably scared shitless by your suicide dive too — their raised cannon's still sweeping the 21st floor, while the shockwave from your landing sweeps trash and debris right to their feet!No time to catch your breath! Fucking die!*You activate skill on enemy — Normal Slash!Don't know how to use a sword? You've at least seen your boss play golf, right! Twist your waist and swing with all your might! Target, the enemy's head!!!Grunt 01 fights against the landing pressure, teeth-grinding metal screeching across the entire plaza! The next moment, the mech that landed in a crouch springs forward, crossing nearly twenty meters in two strides, alloy sword raised high, charging in for the kill!*The enemy twists, trying to tank the hit with their shoulder shield!>1-25Fuck! This bastard's turn speed is too fast!>26-100Catch the edge of the shield and smash that dog head to pieces!
02/07/23(Tue)18:45:22 ID:f3ttt6l No.55397907[1-100](＾o＾)ﾉ02/07/23(Tue)18:45:38 ID:f3ttt6l No.5539791793 [1,100](＾o＾)ﾉ02/07/23(Tue)18:45:41 ID:RHZpOXQ No.5539792014 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)18:47:00 ID:YiLKeVl No.55397947( `д´)bbbb02/07/23(Tue)18:48:03 ID:f383fGd No.55397971Enemy has a Warthog cannon and shoulder shield, we've got a second-hand sword! Matchmaking's broken?!02/07/23(Tue)18:49:05 ID:f383fGd No.55397994( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Hey, if we dismember the opponent's weapon, can we loot it?02/07/23(Tue)18:49:30 ID:M56665U No.55397999Sick!02/07/23(Tue)18:49:46 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398003>>No.55397971ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Weapons come included with ranged type, so no issues here!02/07/23(Tue)18:52:09 ID:M56665U No.55398061>>55398003So the enemy pilot used their victory points to equip shoulder armor on their ranged unit first? Damn, being evenly matched with someone like that doesn't feel good at all02/07/23(Tue)18:52:53 ID:svwLgE No.55398080Sick02/07/23(Tue)18:53:27 ID:EGikvD7 No.55398095What's wrong with it? Farm noobs for cash then take on the strong ones (`ヮ´ )02/07/23(Tue)18:53:55 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398102>93The alloy sword slices through the air, its edge glowing molten red from the high-speed friction!"CRAAASH!!!"The six-meter-long monstrous blade slams into the enemy's completely unprotected head, momentum undiminished, crushing through at least half a meter of chest armor before stopping! Shattered head fragments spray everywhere, obliterating streetlamps, stone benches, and scenery in the plaza! The autocannon that was slowly swinging toward you loses power, crashing to the ground with a deafening clang, leaving a table-sized crater in the beautiful marble floor!This exchange wasn't like the calculated moves before — you won through sheer guts and luck. If you couldn't tough out the landing, you'd be 30mm cannon fodder by now. If you'd chosen a slow descent, you'd probably be playing monkey-around-the-tree... Sure, you can theorycraft better strategies now, but victory's already yours — fuck the Monday morning quarterbacking!The enemy ranged grunt climbs out of their heavily armored chest cockpit — a fifteen-year-old human kid."That was an amazing fight! That moment you jumped off the skyscraper was absolutely sick! If it were me, I'd probably hesitate for ages."He politely wants to meet you in person.Well...You feel your 28-year-old weathered face.>Go down, make a friend!>Stay mysterious! You're a two-win streak man now!02/07/23(Tue)18:54:35 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55398122102/07/23(Tue)18:54:49 ID:EGikvD7 No.553981301, more friends, more paths (`ε´ )02/07/23(Tue)18:55:25 ID:M56665U No.55398140102/07/23(Tue)18:55:28 ID:f3ttt6l No.55398142>Go down, make a friend!02/07/23(Tue)18:56:08 ID:YiLKeVl No.553981611. Why's everyone younger than the corporate slave?02/07/23(Tue)18:56:38 ID:EVHvrrR No.553981711Come come, wanna be my little bro? ( ﾟ∀。)
02/07/23(Tue)18:57:58 ID:HNvxTCC No.553982191 Corporate slave never refuses socializing and networking!02/07/23(Tue)18:58:04 ID:f383fGd No.55398224Maybe every step is wrong, but you can regret it when you're dead!Besides, in super robot shows, the most important thing is SPIRIT! SPIRIT!>Go down, make a friend!02/07/23(Tue)18:58:50 ID:YiLKeVl No.55398247//( ﾟ∀。) Looking at the development so far, aside from being a bit greasy and liking small gains, the corporate slave is actually pretty cool. Both fights were won quite spectacularly.02/07/23(Tue)18:59:01 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398250>More friends, more pathsYou take a deep breath, eject the cockpit, and walk down the length of the alloy sword toward him.Kid: "Uh..."He looks confused.Kid: "If I may ask... how old are you?"Your right hand, extended for a handshake, freezes mid-air.>Immediately switch up and slap him!>Corporate slave polite handshake, unflinching sixteen-year-old face!>My race just happens to resemble humans — why the discrimination?!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)18:59:13 ID:HNvxTCC No.55398255202/07/23(Tue)19:00:11 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55398288202/07/23(Tue)19:00:18 ID:M56665U No.553982922, just has one of those faces that ages quickly!02/07/23(Tue)19:00:47 ID:YiLKeVl No.553983051. Use the momentum to intimidate him?02/07/23(Tue)19:01:25 ID:f3ttt6l No.55398316>Corporate slave polite handshake, unflinching sixteen-year-old face!I just grew a beard on purpose!02/07/23(Tue)19:01:27 ID:svwLgE No.55398319102/07/23(Tue)19:01:47 ID:svwLgE No.55398324>>No.55398319That was for the previous one, 202/07/23(Tue)19:04:53 ID:DUKvUHK No.55398415202/07/23(Tue)19:06:21 ID:f383fGd No.55398463>Just look old for my age, what's wrong with that!(*TN:Usually I won't attach images, because there are 2944 pages in total and it'd be too much trouble to post every single one (though there probably aren't that many anyway). But if there's a really funny meme image, I'll include it.)02/07/23(Tue)19:07:31 ID:EVHvrrR No.55398491202/07/23(Tue)19:10:44 ID:DUKvUHK No.55398572Speaking of which, how does the greasy uncle pilot the MS? ( ﾟ∀。) Is it a complex control panel or some weird skintight suit?02/07/23(Tue)19:11:25 ID:EVHvrrR No.55398589>>No.55398572The answer is like in 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim — buck naked floating in liquid ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)19:12:05 ID:FVDEzOE No.55398598>>No.55398589So they'd be bare it all to each other? (´ﾟДﾟ`)
02/07/23(Tue)19:14:03 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398645>Sixteen-year-old skiesYou politely shake his hand, explaining that you just look older than you are!Every class has that one guy, right? The one who can always pass as a parent to trick the security guard and sneak out to the internet cafe! A natural-born skill that every guy envies!!!Kid: "...But the way you greet people is pretty similar to my dad, though."GWAH! A silent betrayal from your business-mode behavior patterns! Quick, think about how high school guys greet each other!Kid: "Haha, anyway, looks like focusing purely on defense and firepower has its problems... I learned a lot from this match! Hope you'll keep giving me pointers next time!"He's full of energy, showing no signs of being a loser whose mech head just got smashed in — dealing with these straightforward extroverts is exhausting. Can't they have some of that adult-world slickness?After some polite small talk, the white light envelops you again... Winner gets teleported back, loser has to walk back to the district... Truly brutal!*Victory in random duel, earned 150 Duel Points (base 100 + 50% random bonus)!Random duels give bonus rewards?! Wait a minute — does that mean you can specify opponents?!Translator: "Specifying an opponent requires them to be at the same rank as you and to have established a connection."Thanks a lot, translator! Next time you're about to speak in the octopus-head's voice, could you at least beep twice as a warning?! The building jump didn't kill me, but that nearly gave me a heart attack!!!After digitally deconstructing your mech with the sub-terminal, you notice some notification messages — the Freedom House group chat, as always, shows 99+ no matter when you check. The muted winner's group has some unread messages too. As for the Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad, they've been quiet for a while.Wait! A new notification!*Azure Dragon added you to their contactsNo verification needed?!Azure Dragon: Hello.Ah, you see the profile picture and info — it's that kid whose head you just caved in with your sword.Azure Dragon: This might be sudden, but I'd like to have some friendly sparring matches with you regularly, big bro.>Block them!>Respond politely... I'll deal with it when I remember!02/07/23(Tue)19:14:23 ID:DUKvUHK No.55398654202/07/23(Tue)19:14:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398660>>No.55398572ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ The answer is two joysticks!
02/07/23(Tue)19:14:54 ID:MIYbS7J No.55398664202/07/23(Tue)19:15:06 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55398670202/07/23(Tue)19:16:05 ID:f3ttt6l No.553986922 So a win streak just means finding someone willing to lose to you, right!02/07/23(Tue)19:16:10 ID:FVDEzOE No.55398694202/07/23(Tue)19:17:22 ID:svwLgE No.55398711202/07/23(Tue)19:19:57 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398766>>No.55398692ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Guess who gave those 4-win streak assholes in the Future Bright Winner's group the confidence to talk shit about 1-win pilots02/07/23(Tue)19:22:32 ID:f383fGd No.55398839>>No.55398766It must be because they're strong!A true powerhouse! Challenge them now!02/07/23(Tue)19:22:37 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55398843>Accept politely!More friends, more paths!But come to think of it, when you check his profile, you notice this guy hasn't joined any House — a complete lone wolf... Part of you wants to recruit him as a minion, but on second thought, you decide to respect his choices.Casual acquaintances don't need unsolicited life advice.The Freedom House district is bathed in twilight. Classes have just ended in the ordinary academic buildings, and students of various races are streaming out — some heading to the cafeteria, some to dorms, others wandering off elsewhere. Looks pretty laid back.>Might as well eat first*You head to the cafeteria>Might as well join the crowd*You find the most crowded spot to check out>Might as well lurk in group chats*You browse groups and contacts for interesting topics>Might as well sleep*You return to your dorm to catch some Z's02/07/23(Tue)19:23:15 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55398861102/07/23(Tue)19:23:37 ID:DUKvUHK No.553988721Food quality is priority!02/07/23(Tue)19:24:13 ID:f3ttt6l No.55398887>Might as well eat first02/07/23(Tue)19:24:44 ID:YiLKeVl No.55398906Custom: Spend the money now — that jetpack in the market is perfect, exactly 100 points.02/07/23(Tue)19:25:18 ID:svwLgE No.55398922102/07/23(Tue)19:25:46 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55398929202/07/23(Tue)19:26:18 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55398944>Might as well eat first02/07/23(Tue)19:26:45 ID:f383fGd No.55398956>Go make rice expensiveDo Queshan cybermen eat silicon-based rice?02/07/23(Tue)19:27:28 ID:CYQirX1 No.55398971Eat first — eating probably costs money too ( ﾟ∀。)
02/07/23(Tue)19:29:30 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399023>Food!Homemade bento? Convenience store bread? Come on — this is a world built entirely around schools and arenas in a hot-blooded mecha setting!!!Cafeteria? No no no, that undersells it — this is clearly luxury buffet level!Uh... but the food sections have some seriously weird stuff.Several ominous-looking alien seniors — one with what looks like a parrot head infected with Leucochloridium — is carrying a plate of grubs drenched in blazing hot sauce, discussing tonight's menu with another tapir-like alien sporting three trunks. The translator, trying to preserve your appetite, has censored the conversation into long sentences full of chemical formulas.Translator: "We have a thoughtful filter mode, but considering your strong psychological tolerance, we didn't auto-enable it.">The fuck you mean "for your own good"?! Turn it on now!>Honestly, just don't look. Understanding alien cuisine is part of fitting in!>Custom action02/07/23(Tue)19:30:03 ID:YiLKeVl No.553990372. I can accept it all.02/07/23(Tue)19:30:25 ID:DUKvUHK No.553990441Turn on the cognitive filter now!02/07/23(Tue)19:31:37 ID:cUnIRh5 No.55399065102/07/23(Tue)19:31:53 ID:CYQirX1 No.553990692, I don't care!02/07/23(Tue)19:32:24 ID:CYQirX1 No.55399082Toughing it out earns respect! But take two psychic wounds! Please wait for spirits to recover!02/07/23(Tue)19:33:09 ID:svwLgE No.55399096102/07/23(Tue)19:34:02 ID:c4h0GlY No.55399117202/07/23(Tue)19:34:59 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399138>Honestly, just don't look. Understanding alien cuisine is part of fitting in!02/07/23(Tue)19:35:15 ID:M56665U No.553991442Only by facing the abyss can you truly connect with classmates!02/07/23(Tue)19:35:51 ID:f383fGd No.55399160>Honestly, just don't look. Understanding alien cuisine is part of fitting in!I'm curious!02/07/23(Tue)19:35:53 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399161//Wouldn't accidentally eating other races' food with the filter on be worse?02/07/23(Tue)19:36:06 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55399168>The fuck you mean "for your own good"?! Turn it on now!At least guarantee a pleasant dining experience ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)19:36:21 ID:CYQirX1 No.55399177>>No.55399161Truly terrifying!02/07/23(Tue)19:36:36 ID:f383fGd No.55399183I bet the ingredients contain some human components ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)19:39:09 ID:RHZpOXQ No.553992322 Corporate slave doesn't care about things outside work02/07/23(Tue)19:39:27 ID:wztwByf No.553992372
02/07/23(Tue)19:41:49 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399295>I don't care!Corporate slave! Strong! Not afraid of losing appetite!!!Actually, the smell isn't as shocking as the visuals. As long as you don't stare, it's whatever. One alien suddenly complains about the succulent roasted lamb chops on the table, but the translator quickly smooths things over.Seems like the rift between different races runs deep...Though there's no hard rule, each House eats in different areas. This place is obviously full of Freedom House students... Uh, no familiar faces, wait!>There's the high school girl admin! Alone, perfect time to mooch off her!>There's some skinny girl I don't recognize! Alone, time to unleash uncle's gentle aura!>Real men eat alone!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)19:42:14 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399299>>No.55399183Good thing the main races shown so far don't have that tendency ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)19:42:17 ID:CYQirX1 No.553993003 Real man!02/07/23(Tue)19:42:50 ID:CYQirX1 No.55399314>>No.55399299I recall humans in the Vesian setting have that tendency ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)19:43:07 ID:M56665U No.55399322222Bring on the JK!02/07/23(Tue)19:43:09 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399323>There's some skinny girl I don't recognize! Alone, time to unleash uncle's gentle aura!A real man hits on girls!02/07/23(Tue)19:43:26 ID:qP64kVB No.553993283 Real man corporate slave piloting a grunt mech02/07/23(Tue)19:44:29 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399354>>No.55399314( ﾟ∀。) Guess why Vesian humans haven't shown up?02/07/23(Tue)19:44:33 ID:f383fGd No.55399358>There's the high school girl admin! Alone, perfect time to mooch off her!Actually, I kinda like the admin=san so far (つд⊂)02/07/23(Tue)19:45:37 ID:DUKvUHK No.553993861Start a conversation using the win streak mechanic!02/07/23(Tue)19:46:38 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399410>Tie1 Real man2 Skinny girl3 High school girl2 [1,3]02/07/23(Tue)19:47:07 ID:YiLKeVl No.553994232.02/07/23(Tue)19:47:24 ID:YiLKeVl No.55399430Nice, staying a real man means staying single.02/07/23(Tue)19:49:28 ID:f383fGd No.55399477I bet this kid is a big shot02/07/23(Tue)19:52:59 ID:NZitq6f No.55399549Skinny JK nice02/07/23(Tue)19:53:15 ID:svwLgE No.55399557No way, just casually eating and meeting someone? ( ﾟ∀。)
02/07/23(Tue)19:53:32 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399564>Skinny girl!Tray in hand, you sit next to a girl in uniform — her white hair makes you wonder if it's albinism, then gives you anime character vibes — until you get closer and notice the crystalline, translucent quality of those strands.Holy shit, ever seen a white galaxy? Too beautiful!When you plop down, she startles, trembling slightly. Her pale, colorless eyes stare blankly at you for a good while, and just as you're about to decide she's either rude or mentally off, she speaks.Skinny girl: "You need something from me?"Perfect diction! Emotionless monotone reading!>Kid, your eyes don't lie — you're fighting your attraction to me, aren't you?>Ahem, sorry... seems like a weirdo! Better switch to a proper JK!>Nothing, just sharing a meal, getting acquainted>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)19:54:04 ID:DUKvUHK No.55399573302/07/23(Tue)19:54:17 ID:qP64kVB No.55399582302/07/23(Tue)19:54:18 ID:M56665U No.553995833I like weirdos!02/07/23(Tue)19:54:28 ID:svwLgE No.553995883, first person who didn't ask about my age — good person ( ;´д`)02/07/23(Tue)19:54:29 ID:wztwByf No.55399589302/07/23(Tue)19:54:44 ID:qP64kVB No.55399598I'm a weirdo too
02/07/23(Tue)19:57:43 ID:YiLKeVl No.553996643. Everything feels greasy.02/07/23(Tue)19:58:07 ID:f3ttt6l No.55399676>>No.55399588A good person!02/07/23(Tue)19:58:29 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55399689>Nothing, just sharing a meal, getting acquainted02/07/23(Tue)20:04:03 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399831>Eating togetherThe girl turns her head back, poking at her bland soup noodles with a spoon... Just eating noodles? Some kind of extreme dieter?*Sub-terminal vibratesYou lift your wrist and see another contact request notification, along with her info — a blank-faced girl, white hair, white eyes, slight dark circles, looking listless.Mimis: Mimis. 15 years old. Height 161cm. Bust 75cm. Waist 55cm. Hips 82cm.You stare at the message from across the table, too shocked to move your chopsticks.>What the hell are you doing?!>Wait, are these measurements accurate?>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)20:05:13 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55399859>What the hell are you doing?!02/07/23(Tue)20:06:53 ID:M56665U No.553998971Uncle's a proper person!02/07/23(Tue)20:08:16 ID:wztwByf No.55399927202/07/23(Tue)20:08:17 ID:DUKvUHK No.553999301Picking 2 here would make you a full-on greasy uncle!02/07/23(Tue)20:09:16 ID:svwLgE No.553999541, ? What does this mean02/07/23(Tue)20:10:55 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55399984>Flirting, but it's a raging rapids developmentMimis keeps poking at her noodles, not stopping her monologue.Mimis: "You wanted to know me, so I gave you my basic information."Whoa, perfectly enunciated monotone!>Take your tray and leave — this girl's got a screw loose!>Tell her that's not what "getting acquainted" means...>I get it! You must be a robot!>Custom action!02/07/23(Tue)20:10:59 ID:f383fGd No.55399985Courtesy demands reciprocity>Time to formally reply with your own——02/07/23(Tue)20:11:34 ID:M56665U No.554000003!02/07/23(Tue)20:13:36 ID:f3ttt6l No.55400043>>No.5539998502/07/23(Tue)20:14:14 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55400067>Tell her that's not what "getting acquainted" means...02/07/23(Tue)20:14:46 ID:f3ttt6l No.55400077//Got contact info, what more do you want!02/07/23(Tue)20:14:51 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400081>>No.55399985fy, I can keep up with your thought process!02/07/23(Tue)20:15:52 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400103>>No.55399985Good! fy!02/07/23(Tue)20:16:59 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55400129>Reply with your own measurements!This could constitute sexual harassment... Wait, why is it okay when women do it?! Smh my head!>1-35Vanity wins — supersize!>36-65A little exaggeration — large>66-75Honest — medium>76-100Morality stops you from sending that harassment text02/07/23(Tue)20:17:42 ID:cUnIRh5 No.5540014934 [1,100]
02/07/23(Tue)20:17:44 ID:M56665U No.5540015025 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)20:17:59 ID:YQ6WwOf No.5540015732 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)20:18:28 ID:M56665U No.55400169Supersize!02/07/23(Tue)20:19:34 ID:DUKvUHK No.55400193Already turned into a harassment uncle ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)20:20:11 ID:f383fGd No.55400209(つд⊂) Too greasy!02/07/23(Tue)20:20:33 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400222Supersize, and all three rolls were (´ﾟДﾟ`)02/07/23(Tue)20:20:40 ID:M56665U No.55400228( ﾟ∀。) I thought we were telling her our name?02/07/23(Tue)20:21:34 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400248( ﾟ∀。) Lol, I thought we were replying with our info?02/07/23(Tue)20:21:48 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55400251>Hah, menAfter Mimis sees the message you typed, she stares at your crotch with a serious gaze for about three seconds.Mimis: "You're lying to me."She saw through it!Wait! How can she deliver a line like that with perfect monotone?!*You've been mercilessly exposed!>1-50Heart pierced, tears flowing, leave the cafeteria crying>51-100Tough it out and earn respect, but the conversation's dead — better switch seats02/07/23(Tue)20:21:55 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400255Greasy pervert! Corporate slave's points are tanking hard!02/07/23(Tue)20:22:12 ID:YiLKeVl No.5540026292 [1,100]02/07/23(Tue)20:22:35 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400270//( ﾟ∀。) I'm starting to think she has x-ray vision or something.02/07/23(Tue)20:23:16 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400286Tough it out and earn respect! But two psychic wounds remain (`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)20:23:22 ID:svwLgE No.55400291Earns respect!02/07/23(Tue)20:23:31 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400297>>No.55400270Might be a cyborg ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)20:24:46 ID:f3ttt6l No.55400326Wait I thought we were replying with height, weight, measurements?! ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)20:25:02 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55400337>92This conversation is dead!!!You drag your defeated feet to sit next to the proper high school girl — looking at her, oh, silk-like black hair, sporty ponytail, beautiful blue eyes, a well-proportioned body with firm, full thighs in that absolute territory zone...The high school girl sizes you up too, but not your crotch — she meets your gaze directly."Disgusting."The high school girl moves away!>1-50Heart pierced, tears flowing, leave the cafeteria crying>51-100Tough it out and earn respect, but you can only swallow your tears alone with your lavish meal02/07/23(Tue)20:25:22 ID:f383fGd No.55400349(つд⊂) That's not what I meant but the OP is even greasier than I imagined02/07/23(Tue)20:25:39 ID:f383fGd No.5540035775 [1,100] hahahaha
02/07/23(Tue)20:26:21 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55400378ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Leave it ambiguous and I'll take it to the darkest, greasiest, most detailed depths!!02/07/23(Tue)20:27:19 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400400(;´Д`) This is a lesson learned in blood.02/07/23(Tue)20:27:31 ID:M56665U No.55400405>>No.55400378At least it fleshes out the protagonist's character! Worth it (`ヮ´ )02/07/23(Tue)20:28:32 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400435>>No.55400378( ﾟ∀。) Never thought the purest ones would all be Jilun's underlings. Look at the Barbarian and the Boundless Demon — how innocent! Then look at the Ninja Slayer JK with countless ex-boyfriends and now this greasy uncle!02/07/23(Tue)20:29:10 ID:f383fGd No.55400446>>No.55400378Nice! I'm gonna project the OP onto the protagonist now!02/07/23(Tue)20:30:43 ID:DUKvUHK No.55400489The treatment a disgusting uncle deserves ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)20:32:05 ID:EVHvrrR No.55400538Lol ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)20:33:04 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55400563>75Ah! Why is the lamb chop so bitter? Youth! Even when recreated, that annoying taste remains unchanged. But it's precisely this bitterness that lets you briefly reminisce about the innocence of school days!Wait... no, a sleazebag like this would definitely be isolated by his class, living through a high school experience he'd never want to recall, right?You chew the ribs with tears. This is the moment for a cup of rich black coffee to pull you back to your almost-30 reality... but a message vibration yanks you back to the school cafeteria.Mimis: Though you weren't honest, nice to meet you, Big Cock-san.Another stab from the weirdo high school girl!Is this... the terror of high school life?!To be continued!!!02/07/23(Tue)20:33:21 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55400569Lame02/07/23(Tue)20:33:36 ID:M56665U No.55400573Big Cock-san, nice nice nice, the corporate slave has a name now! σ`∀´)02/07/23(Tue)20:34:01 ID:EVHvrrR No.55400586TurtleDamn, the whole school's gonna know now σ`∀´)02/07/23(Tue)20:34:13 ID:f3ttt6l No.55400592>>No.55400563I hereby declare:From this moment onCorporate Slave=san => Big Cock=san!02/07/23(Tue)20:34:51 ID:MIYbS7J No.55400609Pit!02/07/23(Tue)20:35:27 ID:r8gLDgS No.55400622Iron!02/07/23(Tue)20:36:22 ID:cgmhuhh No.55400640>>No.55400592(ﾟдﾟ) Press B to cancel evolution!02/07/23(Tue)20:36:51 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55400655Bull!02/07/23(Tue)20:40:13 ID:YiLKeVl No.55400747( ﾟ∀。) Lol, he's socially dead now.02/07/23(Tue)20:41:24 ID:7a91ftw No.55400778A name even more hopeless than Mary02/07/23(Tue)20:42:18 ID:f383fGd No.55400795Big Bird=san!(*TN: The last five replies — "Lame, Turtle, Pit, Iron, Bull" — are a Chinese homophonic meme for "To Be Continued," playing on the similar sounds of the characters 土 (tǔ), 鳖 (biē), 坑 (kēng), 铁 (tiě), 牛 (niú). The original sequence had "妞" (girl) instead of "牛" (bull), but the meme remains.Just playing with Chinese homophones.)
Alright, maybe we'll wrap it up here for today. I'm gonna go grab some dinner now. Hope you Anons are enjoying the read—feedback would be even better!
02/07/23(Tue)20:42:31 ID:CYQirX1 No.55400799Fake Chosen of the Verdant Breeze/Lord of Life: one who only loses virginity near the end, one who due to [self-censorship] only ever has close calls.Real Chosen of the Verdant Breeze/Lord of Life: High school girl=san with countless lovers from the start, and the corporate slave who earned the name Big Cock-san by day two!( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)21:03:30 ID:NZitq6f No.55401315Big Cock-san lol ( ﾟ∀。)02/07/23(Tue)21:42:03 ID:eXzZWje No.55402411Big Bird=sanStart over(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/07/23(Tue)23:01:13 ID:f383fGd No.55404658Fine, since we're committed to being greasy and sleazy, let's abandon all dignity and go all the way!Worst case, we'll be left with just a mooncake-sized nub!02/07/23(Tue)23:04:22 ID:YiLKeVl No.55404761>>No.55404658( ﾟ∀。) That would be too disgusting.02/08/23(Wed)08:37:01 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55410701Half-asleep, you see the curly-haired guy sitting by the desk again."Internal bleeding can sometimes result from physical trauma. It's best to get a thorough checkup at the infirmary after a duel."What the hell is he muttering about?Just as you think to ask, a sudden falling sensation jolts you awake — half your body's practically hanging off the bed.Close call! Any later and your head would've hit the cold floor!You try to adjust your sleeping position, but when you engage your abs, a shocking pain erupts from deep inside!FUCK!!!>Could it be... gout?!>Could it be... kidney stones?!>Could it be... just sleeping wrong?!>Could it be... internal injuries from yesterday's crazy jump?!>Tough it out! Try to get out of bed on your own!>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)08:39:18 ID:gNIDkLW No.55410717Tough it out!Who lives life without going crazy? Just tough it out!02/08/23(Wed)08:40:49 ID:7a91ftw No.554107344 Go see a doctor, damn it ( ﾟ∀ 。)02/08/23(Wed)08:44:12 ID:f383fGd No.55410757>Could it be... internal injuries from yesterday's crazy jump?!Time to write your will, Big Bird=san02/08/23(Wed)08:44:58 ID:svwLgE No.55410767402/08/23(Wed)08:48:01 ID:PUmGmeL No.55410785402/08/23(Wed)08:48:32 ID:M56665U No.554107864What is this, a portable AI?02/08/23(Wed)08:53:16 ID:f3ttt6l No.55410832>Could it be... just sleeping wrong?!02/08/23(Wed)08:56:21 ID:EVHvrrR No.554108594
02/08/23(Wed)08:56:30 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55410862>I'm injured!!!The pain is concentrated in your abdomen. If it's gout, that means your intestines grew joints!...Enough armchair diagnosis. This pain is killing any optimistic, open-minded attitude toward life.You think back, ruling out the emotional damage from the weirdo high school girl and the admin girl, and blame it on that unprotected, no-brakes freefall from the 21st floor.What the hell? Isn't this a mecha show? Why does the pilot get hurt? What kind of Evangel[self-censorship] is this?!Pain pain pain!!!Ah, who could truly understand the agony of a retard kid poking your belly button with a steel fork?!>Tough it out and get out of bed to find a doctor!!!>No choice, use the sub-terminal to ask a contact for help!>Just sleep it off... can't afford a doctor on this meager salary...>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)08:57:16 ID:eXzZWje No.554108684Old man, don't push yourself so hard, Big Bird=san02/08/23(Wed)08:57:34 ID:f383fGd No.55410871>Tough it out and get out of bed to find a doctor!!! Earns respect!!!!02/08/23(Wed)08:58:02 ID:gNIDkLW No.55410876Keep sleeping (waiting to die)02/08/23(Wed)09:00:26 ID:svwLgE No.55410892202/08/23(Wed)09:00:47 ID:M56665U No.554108952JK save me—02/08/23(Wed)09:00:53 ID:c4h0GlY No.554108962, is the sub-terminal omnipotent?02/08/23(Wed)09:02:07 ID:eXzZWje No.55410913202/08/23(Wed)09:04:40 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55410939>Call for helpYou check your contacts...Decide who to ask for help!>[Freedom House Random Chat] 99+>[Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad] 72>[Future Bright Winners Watering Hole] 85>[Azure Dragon] 1>[Mimis]>[Proper High School Girl]>I'll just get up myself...02/08/23(Wed)09:06:18 ID:M56665U No.55410953Ask everyone except the two big groupsTimes like this call for mass messaging, cast a wide net, you know?02/08/23(Wed)09:08:27 ID:eXzZWje No.55410978>>No.55410953fy02/08/23(Wed)09:08:30 ID:EVHvrrR No.55410979>>No.55410953fy but don't ask Azure DragonWould be too sad to beg for help after flexing yesterday ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)09:09:08 ID:gNIDkLW No.55410989>>No.55410953fwy02/08/23(Wed)09:10:29 ID:svwLgE No.55411001>>No.55410953fy
02/08/23(Wed)09:24:35 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55411142>Mass messaging it is!Excluding the two big group chats — one would probably ignore you, the other would just kick you while you're down. Your mind flashes to a scene in the Future Bright Winners group: five minutes later, a shadowy figure enters with a knife, muttering that if you die, they'll be top of the grade...Cough! The pain is unbearable, no more rambling![Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad]Ordicia: [racial slur detected, replaced with 'Gangwalder'] is such a [self-censorship] meow (>д<)Mashu: Those [self-censorship] piloting Gundams can go die unhappily meow!Gaiya: Huh? Greasy uncle is asking for help meow? Need some muscle?Ordicia: Okay, abort the revenge on [racial slur detected, replaced with 'Gangwalder'] plan, change to helping greasy uncle meow ( ﾟωﾟ)/Mashu: Lying cat! Mashu already prepared spiked bat and a sack meow! ( д⊙)Gaiya: After saving greasy uncle, we can practice on him meow! (*ﾟωﾟ*)/*The Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad is on the way!>Azure DragonAzure Dragon: Good morning!You: Good morning.End of conversation.Damn! Can't swallow your pride!!! This fake sense of dignity!!!*Failed to swallow pride and ask for help>MimisMimis: Big Cock-san, you probably have a local infection caused by peritoneal fluid leakage.Hey! Did you notice that yesterday?Mimis: Can't move? You can still crawl short distances, right?Are you a devil?!*Roll 1d100 — on 36 or higher, Mimis will come help>Proper High School GirlProper High School Girl: Huh? Internal bleeding and can't move?Proper High School Girl: Look at you...*Roll 1d100 — 1-50 she'll send someone, 51-100 she'll come herself02/08/23(Wed)09:25:23 ID:c4h0GlY No.5541115676 [1,100]02/08/23(Wed)09:25:32 ID:gNIDkLW No.554111573 [1,100]02/08/23(Wed)09:27:30 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55411167>76The weirdo high school girl with snow-white hair like a sparkling galaxy will come help>3The admin decides to send someone to help youWait?! Isn't that too many helpers?!>Quickly dismiss a few!!!>Whatever, more people means more power!02/08/23(Wed)09:28:20 ID:gNIDkLW No.55411172This isn't embarrassing enough? Dismiss them now02/08/23(Wed)09:28:45 ID:c4h0GlY No.55411180Forget the Tri-Stars, are they coming to beat someone up or save someone?02/08/23(Wed)09:29:50 ID:f3ttt6l No.55411191>Quickly dismiss a fewJust the mecha girls coming would be fine02/08/23(Wed)09:30:48 ID:EVHvrrR No.55411203White-hair coming should be enough, probably02/08/23(Wed)09:31:14 ID:c4h0GlY No.55411209Can White-hair even carry us?02/08/23(Wed)09:32:12 ID:f383fGd No.55411218Feels like that time you were cornered in the bathroom, called everyone for help, and even 911 showed up(*TN:The original text uses "119", which is China's fire emergency number.In China,the police, fire, and ambulance services have three different emergency numbers: 110 (police),119 (fire),and 120 (ambulance))
02/08/23(Wed)09:34:13 ID:M56665U No.55411242Bring 'em all, the three kittens and the white-haired girl probably can't even lift Big Cock-san together02/08/23(Wed)09:48:13 ID:NZitq6f No.55411420>>No.55411180fy02/08/23(Wed)09:51:27 ID:eXzZWje No.55411455>>No.55411242fy02/08/23(Wed)10:31:53 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55412108>Disagree, but dismiss even more!Your mind is clouded with pain. Anyway, first refuse unrelated people to keep your shame from spreading!!!Proper High School Girl: Huh? You've got help already?Proper High School Girl: Tsk, don't trouble people and then act like nothing happened... I called the person back. Remember to apologize later.*Nice, thanks to your not-so-close relationship, you successfully called off an approaching strangerThen there's the three ill-intentioned ones...BOOM!!!A massive tremor, windows rattling!You have a bad feeling...[Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad]'s window is vibrating!Mashu: We're here meow! Gonna scoop greasy uncle out of the dorm like gutting a fish meow! (*ﾟωﾟ)/Ordicia: I like scooping fish guts (＾o＾)ﾉDamn! As expected of a militarized academy — explosive execution speed!!!Wait! What's with that brutal description?!*The Tri-Stars' behavior outside seems to cause a commotion, but soon the shaking subsides.You hold your breath — mostly from pain — the door knocks a few times and opens. The high school girl admin, looking like she just woke up with hair still undone, irritably brings in the three kittens with fresh bumps on their heads.>Thank the proper high school girl>Thank the three kittens>Stay silent because you're dying of pain>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)10:33:42 ID:M56665U No.55412139Grimace and thank them all, wait, where's White-hair02/08/23(Wed)10:37:28 ID:c4h0GlY No.55412203102/08/23(Wed)10:39:19 ID:eXzZWje No.55412235>>No.55412139fy02/08/23(Wed)10:41:02 ID:f3ttt6l No.55412259Thank everyone02/08/23(Wed)10:44:09 ID:f383fGd No.55412316>First greet everyone...02/08/23(Wed)10:46:21 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55412354>>No.55412316fy, corporate slave must not lose proper etiquette!02/08/23(Wed)10:53:42 ID:EGikvD7 No.55412475Staying polite is an o-bli-ga-tion!02/08/23(Wed)11:01:00 ID:NZitq6f No.55412620>>No.55412316fy02/08/23(Wed)11:05:10 ID:DUKvUHK No.55412700102/08/23(Wed)11:09:16 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55412758>Greet everyone!High School Girl: "These three are the ones you called? They nearly tore the door down..."The three kittens look unusually calm — no, they're silent out of fear. They obediently come to your side and place the sack and spiked bat on the desk.Don't bring dangerous stuff like that into someone's home!!!Wait! Just these three cats are carrying you?Just as you're about to complain, the three khaki kittens grab your arms and legs.Gaiya: "One, two!"Wait!!!>1-50Ah... unfamiliar ceiling>51-100What do you know, these cats are surprisingly strong
02/08/23(Wed)11:10:41 ID:c4h0GlY No.5541277622 [1,100]02/08/23(Wed)11:11:32 ID:gNIDkLW No.55412798// Nice nice nice nice02/08/23(Wed)11:11:59 ID:eXzZWje No.55412806>>No.55412776･ﾟ( ﾉヮ´ )Big Bird=san!!!02/08/23(Wed)11:18:21 ID:f383fGd No.55412964Told you to write your will earlier, Big Bird=san (σﾟдﾟ)σ02/08/23(Wed)11:21:32 ID:YiLKeVl No.55413035( ﾟ∀ 。)02/08/23(Wed)11:23:17 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55413071>22You open your eyes and see only an unfamiliar ceiling with surgical lights and several masked faces looming over you.??? : "The anesthesia's wearing off. Anesthesiologist, come give him another punch.""BAM!!!"The impact to your jaw suddenly knocks you unconscious.*In a daze, you find yourself in a hospital room. A curly-haired boy sits on the neighboring bed, staring at the falling leaves outside the window."Lingering echoes fade, a final breath drifts away with the mournful wind..."Don't recite such gloomy poetry!!!Who the hell are you?!The overwhelming urge to complain drives you to open your eyes.Familiar ceiling?!Wait, isn't this your dorm? Was that just a dream?Looking around, you see only Mimis, her hair shining like a starry river, sitting at the desk with a conspicuous diagnosis report in her hands.Wait, whose diagnosis report?Just as you try to sit up, intense pain makes your hair stand on end — lighter than this morning, but the concussion-like dizziness and swollen jaw make you wonder about complications.>Kid, get uncle a glass of water>Greet her>Politely ask where the three kittens and the high school girl went>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)11:24:48 ID:DUKvUHK No.55413112202/08/23(Wed)11:24:59 ID:YiLKeVl No.554131182+302/08/23(Wed)11:26:54 ID:c4h0GlY No.554131662302/08/23(Wed)11:27:40 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55413188202/08/23(Wed)11:32:20 ID:eXzZWje No.554133022+3
02/08/23(Wed)11:32:34 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55413307>GreetingMimis closes the diagnosis report.Mimis: "Big Cock-san, you're going to die."Perfectly enunciated newscaster monotone!Wait! Starting with a bombshell like that?!>Fuck! You brought me back here to die if there's no hope?!>Find those three kittens! I want revenge!!!>Do... do I still have a chance?>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)11:35:19 ID:svwLgE No.55413384I think we can still save him ( ﾟ∀。)702/08/23(Wed)11:35:57 ID:DUKvUHK No.55413396302/08/23(Wed)11:36:45 ID:eXzZWje No.55413415102/08/23(Wed)11:36:59 ID:f383fGd No.55413422>Fuck! You brought me back here to die if there's no hope?!Quick, go format your hard drive, Big Bird=san!02/08/23(Wed)11:39:37 ID:M56665U No.554134943, save him!02/08/23(Wed)11:40:42 ID:YiLKeVl No.554135261. I don't believe it!02/08/23(Wed)11:40:52 ID:7a91ftw No.55413533//I think she wants to trick us into getting a cybernetic body02/08/23(Wed)11:41:43 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55413548>Is there hope?Shocking! Beautiful campus life ends at the start? Corporate Slave=san, three days to live?!Mimis: "There's hope, nothing serious. Just localized swelling and infection from fluid leakage, plus a ruptured spleen from external force — the trauma surgery was very successful. Repaired the defective organ and reinforced it. You should be fully recovered by noon."But didn't you say I was going to die?Could it be... burning through life force for one last day of freedom?!Mimis: "To clarify, that 'you're going to die' line was a joke."You stare at her deadpan, perfectly enunciated explanation for about five seconds.>Can't help but blurt out "haha">Are you fucking kidding me?! Who jokes about someone dying?! Do you even understand social cues?!>Skip this topic — what's this about a ruptured spleen? I only remember you mentioning internal bleeding>Don't bullshit me, let me see the diagnosis report>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)11:43:00 ID:M56665U No.55413586102/08/23(Wed)11:43:56 ID:f383fGd No.55413613>This calls for laughter>>Skip this topic — what's this about a ruptured spleen? I only remember you mentioning internal bleeding02/08/23(Wed)11:44:52 ID:YiLKeVl No.554136393.02/08/23(Wed)11:46:54 ID:f383fGd No.55413690Ah, the ruptured spleen was probably the catgirls' doing
02/08/23(Wed)11:47:06 ID:gNIDkLW No.55413698Ehehe02/08/23(Wed)11:47:26 ID:DUKvUHK No.55413706102/08/23(Wed)11:48:32 ID:RHZpOXQ No.554137471+302/08/23(Wed)11:52:26 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55413852>Spleen issueMimis sets down the diagnosis report, twists her body toward you, then adjusts her chair.Mimis: "Ishur lack physical strength. Collision damage occurred while transporting you, causing internal organ rupture."She extends a slender hand and places it on your belly through the blanket.Mimis: "Such a fragile body."The sub-terminal vibrates. The familiar chat room has more @ mentions for you.Black Tri-Stars Tactical SquadMashu: Greasy uncle is so heavy (>д<)Ordicia: Such a strange body meow. If you accidentally step on it, it goes "poof" — so cute! (`ε´ )Gaiya: Mind your manners!Mashu: Sorry!Ordicia: Sorry!Ordicia: There was a trampling accident during transport! Ordicia's fault! Will definitely compensate greasy uncle meow! ( TдT)Mashu: Mashu decides not to use greasy uncle as a spiked bat test target anymore meow. Please forgive Mashu meow! ( TдT)>If apologies worked, we wouldn't need cops! Hand over your pilot's license!!!>I'll remember this! You're gonna work like dogs to pay me back!!!>Damn it! Don't think you can weasel out of this! Get over here and dogeza prostrate now!!!>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)11:53:24 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55413883202/08/23(Wed)11:53:39 ID:eXzZWje No.5541388833333Apologize! Apologize!Three times! Three times!( `д´)σ02/08/23(Wed)11:54:09 ID:YiLKeVl No.55413908//( ﾟ∀。) The corporate slave keeps getting more pathetic.02/08/23(Wed)11:54:31 ID:YiLKeVl No.554139173. Apologize to me! Three times! Three times!02/08/23(Wed)11:54:39 ID:DUKvUHK No.554139212You going cybernetic too?02/08/23(Wed)11:55:02 ID:YiLKeVl No.55413932>>No.55413917No, changing.1.Hand over your pilot's license!02/08/23(Wed)11:56:39 ID:M56665U No.554139752Just don't come bother our alone time02/08/23(Wed)11:57:00 ID:f383fGd No.55413994>If apologies worked, there'd be no war and no soldiers like you! Hand over your pilot's license!!!That's too much! Even my father never did this to me!(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ02/08/23(Wed)11:59:47 ID:EVHvrrR No.55414063202/08/23(Wed)11:59:56 ID:7a91ftw No.55414067202/08/23(Wed)12:01:01 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55414098>IOU-style repayment listThe three kittens, who came to repay their debt for being rescued, now somehow owe you even more...Mimis maintains her pose with one hand on you, her gaze empty, showing no signs of moving.>Custom action!
02/08/23(Wed)12:01:08 ID:wztwByf No.55414101202/08/23(Wed)12:01:33 ID:svwLgE No.55414109Does medical treatment cost money?02/08/23(Wed)12:02:59 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55414142Do I have health insurance!02/08/23(Wed)12:02:59 ID:wztwByf No.55414143>>No.5541410902/08/23(Wed)12:03:12 ID:YiLKeVl No.55414151>Sincere thanks, no grease whatsoever!Thanks for coming to help.02/08/23(Wed)12:06:40 ID:2X5dOjO No.55414229Thanks plus asking if I have health insurance?02/08/23(Wed)12:07:57 ID:f383fGd No.55414250>Thanks>Properly introduce yourself!02/08/23(Wed)12:08:27 ID:M56665U No.55414256Nice to touch? Keep touching and I'm charging02/08/23(Wed)12:15:22 ID:CfS96NO No.55414360>>No.5541422902/08/23(Wed)12:17:22 ID:DUKvUHK No.55414398>>No.5541415102/08/23(Wed)12:24:42 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55414559>Medical costsYour concern about treatment costs snaps the daydreaming Mimis back to reality."What?"She blinks, then processes what you mean.Mimis: "Food, medical care, and housing here require no payment. Life support necessities are distributed according to need. In my view, a wasteful but efficient way to meet different individuals' requirements."So room and board and medical are free? Looks like the octopus-head wasn't bluffing — you really can freeload here!Mimis: "Question — your reaction indicates you didn't appreciate that joke. How should I improve?"Wow... dead serious!>It's mainly that you're so literal I can't tell when you're joking or being serious>Nobody likes death, Mimis. Try to avoid that topic. Aren't you afraid of dying?>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)12:27:25 ID:EVHvrrR No.55414617102/08/23(Wed)12:27:37 ID:DUKvUHK No.55414619202/08/23(Wed)12:29:26 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55414659102/08/23(Wed)12:32:38 ID:svwLgE No.55414721102/08/23(Wed)12:33:09 ID:M56665U No.55414731202/08/23(Wed)12:34:58 ID:YiLKeVl No.554147681.02/08/23(Wed)12:39:10 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55414837>Literalness issueYou bluntly tell this weird girl that she's always stone-faced, making it impossible to tell when she's joking versus telling the truth!Mimis: "I'm sorry, Big Cock-san. I'll avoid lying in the future."She apologizes sincerely — CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME ALREADY!Mimis: "It seems using jokes to build rapport isn't effective for me. Perhaps I can establish mutual trust through compensation for my poor joke attempts."Huh?It takes you a while, processing this through your corporate slave contract-logic brain, to understand what she means — using help as a way to earn favors from you!>How will you help?>Kid, just being here while uncle recovers is help enough>I'm fine, the pain's eased up. If you have stuff to do, go ahead>That's actually a good way to build friendship. But you've already helped by visiting. When I'm better, I'll help you with something>Custom action
02/08/23(Wed)12:39:48 ID:EVHvrrR No.55414848102/08/23(Wed)12:39:51 ID:M56665U No.55414851402/08/23(Wed)12:40:29 ID:DUKvUHK No.55414866402/08/23(Wed)12:40:38 ID:qP64kVB No.55414870402/08/23(Wed)12:44:06 ID:f383fGd No.55414964>That's actually a good way to build friendship. But you've already helped by visiting. When I'm better, I'll help you with something>Also, don't overthink what I said — that's just your personality02/08/23(Wed)12:45:23 ID:YiLKeVl No.554150014.02/08/23(Wed)12:46:33 ID:fGv6T51 No.554150263 [2,4]02/08/23(Wed)12:50:04 ID:svwLgE No.55415101402/08/23(Wed)12:50:33 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55415110>You help me, I help you. You don't help me, I fuck [self-censored] up.Ah, youth. The summer breeze rustles the gauze-like curtains, making sunlight flicker in the room, illuminating the girl's brilliant white hair like a starry sky against the daylight. You gaze into her colorless white eyes, and she gazes back — pure, clean, without any impurities. Just like your exchange, with the innocence of children, you form a bond of connection.Mimis: "I hope you can introduce more people to me. I like interacting, but others reject me."True... if you weren't a thick-skinned corporate slave, you'd probably have been driven back to your dorm crying after two sentences that first night, biting your pillowcase. But... why isn't there any sweet, bittersweet romance developing?! Isn't this a school?!>Of course, playing along is my specialty!>Kid, playing hard-to-get is a game you can't handle. Trying to make uncle jealous?>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)12:51:40 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55415131102/08/23(Wed)12:52:36 ID:DUKvUHK No.55415152102/08/23(Wed)12:52:40 ID:EVHvrrR No.55415155Just simple: Sure, no problem02/08/23(Wed)12:52:47 ID:f383fGd No.55415158>Okay, though uncle doesn't have many people to introduce right nowFrom now on, whenever greasy options appear, just automatically project the OP onto the protagonist02/08/23(Wed)12:53:14 ID:YiLKeVl No.554151711. Damn, I can never guess what you're gonna say next02/08/23(Wed)12:57:50 ID:PUmGmeL No.55415281>>No.55415158
02/08/23(Wed)12:58:14 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55415291>Of course!Mimis nods in understanding. Her face, serious as a puppet's, shows no hint of emotion.Mimis: "Then I've helped Big Cock-san too. I'll leave you to it from now on."With that, she nods at you, then gets up and leaves your dorm."Helped me too"... What a blunt way to put it. Your opinion of her drops a notch.While you're grumbling to yourself, Mimis pushes the door open again. You think she wants to say something else, but she just moves the chair she previously adjusted back to its original position, then leaves without a word, closing the door behind her.>Wow... truly an ultimate weirdo girl>Ignore this for now, lurk in groups and check the diagnosis report while recovering>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)12:58:28 ID:wztwByf No.554152981 First step of friendship contract — stop calling him Big Cock uncle ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:00:20 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55415339202/08/23(Wed)13:00:31 ID:YiLKeVl No.554153413+ Ask the high school girl how to compensate her.02/08/23(Wed)13:00:46 ID:wztwByf No.55415347>>No.55415298( ﾟ∀。) Too slow, picking 2 here02/08/23(Wed)13:04:24 ID:EVHvrrR No.55415426202/08/23(Wed)13:06:42 ID:svwLgE No.55415462202/08/23(Wed)13:09:50 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55415533>Diagnosis report!You pick up the report — a thin projection panel. It contains detailed pathology and surgery information. Internal bleeding, ruptured spleen, and shock symptoms from cerebral hemorrhage caused by G-force overload — matches Mimis's description. The surgery itself is standard, the only confusing part is that "blunt force anesthesia"... Wait, they even injected special gel into your head, chest, and abdomen to protect organs and blood vessels, preventing burst vessels, red-out/black-out, internal bleeding and other complications under high G-force.Shouldn't this kind of protective measure be given like a vaccine upon enrollment?!Translator: "Not all students use high-maneuverability mechs. Besides, cockpit protection is excellent — in most cases, this doesn't happen unless..."Alright alright, stop explaining. It's my fault for reckless piloting, okay?! Jesus...Sighing, you prepare to waste time in group chats while waiting to recover, but as you turn to put down the diagnosis report, you suddenly realize the abdominal pain has vanished completely — not only that, your lower back feels strong, your breathing is smoother, your secondhand-smoke-damaged lungs feel fresh, and the intermittent bloating from irregular eating is gone, calm as a child.The surgery fixed your chronic conditions too?!>Hell yeah! Gonna run five laps right now!!!>Mass message this great news immediately!!!>Stay calm — this is a sign you're getting younger!>Custom action02/08/23(Wed)13:11:36 ID:f383fGd No.55415567>Stay calm — this is a sign you're getting younger!>Quickly jerk off! (strikethrough)
02/08/23(Wed)13:11:57 ID:EVHvrrR No.55415575302/08/23(Wed)13:13:02 ID:c4h0GlY No.55415594302/08/23(Wed)13:15:07 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55415623302/08/23(Wed)13:17:59 ID:DUKvUHK No.55415681302/08/23(Wed)13:25:09 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55415829>Need to calm down!Calm down my ass! Jump up and celebrate! Say goodbye to lower back strain and arrhythmia! Fuck off, all you occupational diseases! This is a hot-blooded campus!!!Wearing only shorts and a T-shirt, you start bouncing around the room, jumping joyfully, doing backflips, attempting dangerous moves you only dared as a kid! This is vitality! Environment really changes a person! Evil corporations only exploit people, but being on campus awakens your most youthful energy!!Bounce! Bounce! The vitality of life! So wonderful!But every time you jump, something keeps slapping against your belly.You stop your one-man celebration. Now you're actually calm, reassessing yourself — from the loose leg of your shorts, a pinkish long object has slipped out. That's the culprit, slapping your belly through your pants as you jumped, swinging back and forth with your hip movements, making you feel chilly.You measure it with your hand — the size matches exactly the length you lied to Mimis about yesterday."SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"Right at that moment, a student from next door... or downstairs... angrily pushes open your unlocked door, ready to reprimand your unbridled celebration — but his furious face transforms into one of utter humility in an instant."Sorry, my mistake!"The sound of the door closing is like a death knell, sentencing your youthfully throbbing heart to execution!!!"[Self-censored], that's a huge [self-censored]!"From outside comes the guy's exclamation, half envy, half terror.*Halftime!02/08/23(Wed)13:26:42 ID:r8gLDgS No.55415857Lol ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:27:09 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55415867( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:28:11 ID:DUKvUHK No.55415885( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:28:37 ID:f383fGd No.55415898(つд⊂) NEET, is that you?02/08/23(Wed)13:28:42 ID:qP64kVB No.55415901( ﾟ∀。)(つ電柱⊂)(*TN:電柱 means utility pole,u know)02/08/23(Wed)13:29:18 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55415916This is the help you gave? ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:33:01 ID:c4h0GlY No.55415985( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:33:11 ID:M56665U No.55415989( ﾟ∀。) Thank you,Mimis02/08/23(Wed)13:35:53 ID:CYQirX1 No.55416043( ﾟ∀。) He really became Big Cock-san, lol, how do you even change that nickname now?!02/08/23(Wed)13:36:10 ID:eXzZWje No.55416050( ﾟ∀。)Now he really is Big Bird=san02/08/23(Wed)13:38:40 ID:EVHvrrR No.55416104Lol ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:43:59 ID:CYQirX1 No.55416241I've decided, next time I fight, my greeting will be "DOMO, Grunt C=san, Big Bird Corporate Slave desu!" ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)13:47:26 ID:YiLKeVl No.55416322( ﾟ∀。) Lololol02/08/23(Wed)14:07:18 ID:NZitq6f No.55416807Mega lol ( ﾟ∀。)
02/08/23(Wed)14:15:35 ID:PUmGmeL No.55416977( ﾟ∀。) Now we HAVE to help Mimis02/08/23(Wed)14:22:50 ID:CYQirX1 No.55417151>>No.55416977Mimis already has him by the weak point (referring to [self-censored]) ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)14:51:20 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55417951It's over ten minutes before Mimis replies. In the meantime, the big-[self-censored] junior from Room 13, 3rd Floor has hopped on the information superhighway, spreading like wildfire through the Freedom House watering hole!Ashen Remnant: 25cm? At least?! Is that even human? That's a collapsible baton come to life!Francois VI of Duwang: That's a collapsible baton come to life! +1Maieronde: That's a collapsible baton come to life! +1Daxian: That's a collapsible baton come to life! +1Leitian Leiming: That's a collapsible baton come to life! +1Gapu: Yo, show us your [self-censored]Six-Six-Seven: Sure it's human? Sure you got the race right?Maieronde: Even if not human, those proportions are terrifyingDomining: That's a collapsible baton come to life!You stay silent, hoping these busybodies will just let it go.On the other end, Mimis's response is characteristically pure.Mimis: Big Cock-san, how are you feeling?It was you, you did this!!!>This prank ends now! Change it back!>Being the center of attention isn't bad, but supersize is too much — how about large?>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)14:52:37 ID:M56665U No.554179992How'd you do it, teach me02/08/23(Wed)14:53:25 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55418026202/08/23(Wed)14:54:10 ID:YiLKeVl No.554180472. Why does every option feel so sleazy?02/08/23(Wed)14:55:53 ID:NZitq6f No.55418090202/08/23(Wed)14:57:15 ID:MIYbS7J No.55418132202/08/23(Wed)14:58:10 ID:EVHvrrR No.55418159202/08/23(Wed)14:58:45 ID:CYQirX1 No.554181702 ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)14:59:31 ID:7a91ftw No.554181911 Can't we change it back?02/08/23(Wed)15:00:30 ID:f383fGd No.55418229>Just... keep it as is ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:04:47 ID:HNvxTCC No.554183473 Corporate Slave Lesson #1: When someone suddenly says something obviously untrue, they're probably joking!02/08/23(Wed)15:05:10 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55418358>Request size adjustmentMimis: I only have one body. I cannot do two things simultaneously.This weird girl's words are full of incomprehensible descriptions.Mimis: You don't like this. I failed to consider that. But I'm busy with other things right now, so I can't come immediately. At 5 PM, I'll come to your dorm for growth hormone adjustment.As long as it can be changed... As for those suspicious technical terms, I'll deal with them when we meet!Just as you breathe a sigh of relief, Mimis sends another message.Mimis: I made another mistake. Will our contract be voided because of my negligence?>Politely decline this dangerous person using corporate slave diplomacy!>Who hasn't meant well and messed up? This is just a misunderstanding you caused>Custom action!
02/08/23(Wed)15:06:38 ID:CYQirX1 No.554183982 ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:06:53 ID:HNvxTCC No.55418406202/08/23(Wed)15:07:01 ID:M56665U No.55418409202/08/23(Wed)15:07:03 ID:c4h0GlY No.55418410202/08/23(Wed)15:07:11 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55418419202/08/23(Wed)15:07:34 ID:f383fGd No.55418426>No rush on this. Who hasn't meant well and messed up? It's just a misunderstanding you causedI doubt tactful diplomacy works on this kid (つд⊂)02/08/23(Wed)15:08:36 ID:7a91ftw No.55418466This kid's more German than those cats ( ﾟ∀。)σ02/08/23(Wed)15:11:26 ID:PUmGmeL No.55418560>>No.5541842602/08/23(Wed)15:12:05 ID:CYQirX1 No.55418592This kid's kinda scary ( ﾟ∀。) Greasy uncle better keep an eye on her before she becomes a fallen... girl?02/08/23(Wed)15:12:20 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55418604>Who hasn't meant well and messed up? It's just a misunderstanding you caused02/08/23(Wed)15:12:43 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55418622>Misunderstanding handledAfter calming Mimis down, you sit back on the bed, feeling your third leg hanging coolly off the edge, completely at a loss.Maybe... just stay in the dorm all day?>Act normal — your face isn't exposed anyway! Do what you gotta do! Change into looser pants and go collect that debt from the three kittens!>At this point, only option is to turtle up and wait for the reduction surgery...>Politely ask the high school girl admin if the watering hole currently violates personal privacy>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)15:13:26 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55418646102/08/23(Wed)15:16:14 ID:f383fGd No.55418730What new species of tailed beast (つд⊂)>Act normal — your face isn't exposed anyway! Do what you gotta do! Change into looser pants and go collect that debt from the three kittens!02/08/23(Wed)15:16:38 ID:YiLKeVl No.554187464. I figure we can do mecha battles — nobody can see inside the mech anyway.02/08/23(Wed)15:17:27 ID:c4h0GlY No.55418766102/08/23(Wed)15:17:32 ID:M56665U No.554187721, let's go!02/08/23(Wed)15:17:50 ID:CYQirX1 No.554187814 Duel!02/08/23(Wed)15:20:36 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55418852>Go!Turns out the "all aspects of life included" wasn't just talk — clothes in the wardrobe can be digitally constructed from descriptions and rough sketches... What, AI art finding new work?The style and color scheme leans toward the Freedom House's loose hip-hop uniform... Fits perfectly, cleverly hiding the saggy belly and exaggerated [self-censored]. Time to head out!As you open the door, you feel like you're stepping off the Hollywood red carpet — students gathered around the door marked 3-13, their eyes half worshipful, half curious.>Close the door>It's fine, leave normally, act natural>Custom action!02/08/23(Wed)15:21:13 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55418865202/08/23(Wed)15:21:23 ID:M56665U No.554188732Ahem, wouldn't this be the perfect time to swing it in front of them? (02/08/23(Wed)15:21:32 ID:EVHvrrR No.554188822
02/08/23(Wed)15:22:50 ID:YiLKeVl No.554189162. This is so fucking awkward.02/08/23(Wed)15:24:08 ID:f383fGd No.55418947>Close the door, you've got the wrong guy ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:24:38 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55418965>Act natural (Zhao Shi intensifies)(*TN:Zhao Shi,a South Korean cartoonist, is known for his comics featuring protagonists in awkward situations who try too hard to act natural)You casually make your way through, like Moses parting the sea.Don't these high schoolers understand the concept of personal privacy?!>1-50Delinquent girl gang blocks the way! Could this be an ambush?!>51-100Sneak away successfully! Everything's normal!02/08/23(Wed)15:24:43 ID:c4h0GlY No.55418967202/08/23(Wed)15:24:54 ID:M56665U No.5541897122 [1,100]02/08/23(Wed)15:25:24 ID:M56665U No.55418986Ah shit, messed up (`ヮ´ )02/08/23(Wed)15:25:58 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419004Good, very natural.02/08/23(Wed)15:26:20 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419019( ﾟ∀。)( ﾟ∀。)( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:26:33 ID:CYQirX1 No.55419027Time to duel02/08/23(Wed)15:30:37 ID:f383fGd No.55419145Duel late no more, yo!02/08/23(Wed)15:33:14 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55419216>22At the end of the hallway, a gyaru JK with good intel has set up an ambush!Gyaru JK: "You're Ada?"The hell kind of nickname is that?!Ignoring your hysterical complaints, she and her two underlings approach with ill intent.Then quickly walk away.Gyaru JK: "Thought it'd be a huge-[self-censored] shota, but it's just a greasy uncle. So cringe!">Fuck this! In the name of my 16-year-old self, I challenge you to a duel!!!>Sorry to bother you ladies, I'll be on my way02/08/23(Wed)15:33:41 ID:FVDEzOE No.554192281Duel!02/08/23(Wed)15:33:58 ID:CYQirX1 No.554192381, Fuck this! In the name of my 16-year-old self, duel!02/08/23(Wed)15:34:13 ID:RHZpOXQ No.55419246202/08/23(Wed)15:34:35 ID:c4h0GlY No.55419259Fuck this! In the name of my 16-year-old self, duel!02/08/23(Wed)15:34:37 ID:YQ6WwOf No.55419260>Fuck this! In the name of my 16-year-old self, I challenge you to a duel!!!02/08/23(Wed)15:34:42 ID:M56665U No.554192641Fight whoever, a fight's a fight — let's go!02/08/23(Wed)15:35:26 ID:qP64kVB No.55419279>Fuck this! In the name of my 16-year-old self, I challenge you to a duel!!!02/08/23(Wed)15:36:43 ID:YiLKeVl No.554193102. Forget it, forget it.02/08/23(Wed)15:37:36 ID:f383fGd No.554193262Three on one is kinda rough, maybe next time02/08/23(Wed)15:37:51 ID:NZitq6f No.554193312
02/08/23(Wed)15:39:30 ID:EVHvrrR No.554193771If I remember right, three-on-one is against the rules, right? Doesn't count toward win streak if you lose.But if you win, that'd be sick ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:39:53 ID:CYQirX1 No.55419387>>No.55419377Amuro wrecking the Black Tri-Stars... Wait, weren't they three kittens? ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:41:20 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419424>>No.55419377( ﾟ∀。) Our grunt mech is seriously lacking. First win was terrain advantage, second was pure guts and luck. We only had a chance because our mech levels were close.If their gear's even slightly better, it's not so easy.02/08/23(Wed)15:41:49 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55419432>Duel!You flash your sub-terminal, determined to wash away the stain on that "16" on your student ID!!!Wait! Isn't this technically school bullying?!Fuck it! Enforcing equality for all!!!*She accepts the duel! The opponent chooses the battlefield!Gyaru Henchgirl A/B: "Yahoo! Teach that uncle a lesson!"Are they reading from some delinquent noble's script?!>1-25Plains>26-50Countryside>51-75Forest>76-100Urban02/08/23(Wed)15:42:11 ID:M56665U No.554194398 [1,100]02/08/23(Wed)15:43:16 ID:qP64kVB No.55419467>>No.55419424Real men take mass-produced grunt mechs and wreck custom units ( `д´)02/08/23(Wed)15:43:17 ID:EVHvrrR No.55419470>>No.55419439σ`∀´)02/08/23(Wed)15:44:20 ID:M56665U No.55419491>>No.55419470Can't get ranged units three times in a row, right? (`ε´ )02/08/23(Wed)15:44:26 ID:CYQirX1 No.55419495>>No.55419467Fast forward to: Are the gyaru's mechs monsters? ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:44:30 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419496( ﾟ∀。) Now it's a truly fair fight — pure mech vs mech. Feels like we're screwed.02/08/23(Wed)15:44:47 ID:EVHvrrR No.55419509>>No.55419491Opponent's choiceMight actually be ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:45:28 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419533( ﾟ∀。) Should've bought that jetpack before eating.02/08/23(Wed)15:45:56 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55419543>Plains terrain!*Enemy mech power modifier! Roll 1d10 — higher number means stronger compared to your mech! But higher reward too!02/08/23(Wed)15:46:11 ID:f383fGd No.55419548Even for melee units, you can still have auxiliary ranged options, right?Like directional claymores, eye beams, Mulan missiles or something ( ﾟ∀ ﾟ)02/08/23(Wed)15:46:14 ID:c4h0GlY No.554195508 [1,10]02/08/23(Wed)15:47:17 ID:qP64kVB No.55419578// Are the gyaru's mechs monsters? (´ﾟДﾟ`)02/08/23(Wed)15:47:26 ID:M56665U No.55419585>>No.55419550Nice, an ACE gyaru popped up in the academy, huh ( ﾟ∀。)02/08/23(Wed)15:47:46 ID:YiLKeVl No.55419594>>No.55419548( ﾟ∀。) We don't have any of that. We've got nothing but a 6m alloy greatsword.02/08/23(Wed)15:49:12 ID:CYQirX1 No.55419633>>No.55419578(`ヮ´ )σ`∀´) ﾟ∀ ﾟ)σ As long as they can't hit us, it doesn't matter!
