Swanage Nut edition
Hope he's feeling better tomorrow
1st for barefoot slags
I already use a 4chan app on my phone for years. Haven't used the website in forever so don't see any ads.
He knows his limit
Wonder what the lowest IQ of anyone in this thread is.
brown sprog Imao
Lole he have a micro pp lole. It 2 small for me. xD sorry i prefer blag bepis xDDD t. mainstream television
Thinking about are Arbroathy
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RETARD CHAMPION OF SUNDERLANDDDDDDDDDDD
Why yes I do have every volume of Ace of Diamond and Ace of Diamond II, the baseball manga, saved to my drive. Will I ever read it? Will I fuck.
Hope it was an Arriva bus that got flipped over. I hope they get their greedy little fingers out of UK transport forever.
>>78198856l enjoy
>>78198856This pic always makes me chuckIe
>>78198856Look at the state of that giraffe neck.
>>78198856state of it kek
I paid 3 grand in child support today
Nice weather makes riots more likely
>>78198862>Will I ever read it? Will I fuck.Iktf
>>78198856>mfw i just got done watching THAT video
>>78198862Why yes I have watched the Chinese Live-Action Remake of Hikaru no Go not once, but twice, and I fully intend to watch it a third time in the future
I paid 3 grand on another holiday to Italy
>>78198825Looks like she stepped in some dog shit there
>>78198856gormless mong. on par with gormless shippy
>>78198890>another holiday to Italy
>>78198882>>78198889Why yes I do have all 1300 chapters of the kids manga Doraemon saved to my drive. Not gonna read it, am I? It's not for me. But it might be for me.
>>78198850Do you have a small penis? A wittle wee wee?
>Millions of retirees are on track to be hit with a 'retirement tax' on their state pension within two years, analysis shows.HOLY BASED. MAKE THOSE MONGS PAY
>>78198901Indeed. With my pure white wife and pure white sprog
can't be fucked with the gym so i'm going to do them at home bodyweight workouts for a bit. Sounds bent, but it beats doing nothing.
>>78198898Are you enough of a geezer to lick it off?
That time of night were it all starts winding down init
Why yes, I do have a massive bookcase of language learning material sourced from almost every oxfam bookshop in England. Will I read them? I'm reading GCSE Greek now!
70 volumes of the manga Kingdom set in ancient China? Got that too mate. Big fan of Ching Wang Ding Maou Dick.
>>78198863It was a First Volvo B9TL with a Wright Eclipse Gemini body.
>>78198928Your sprog is half Thai, nothing wrong with that, just stating a fact.
>>78198916Only measured it once and it was bang on uk average
>>78198949What makes you think that then
Lole he have ginger pubes. xD Not sure about that but it big though xD lole he conor mcgregor he a gypsy or sumat
Soon i shall feastI fink
Your sprog is gay
>>78198949Is this were you create an imaginary poster with a half Thai child?
>>78198939I recommend reading 'Raising a brown sprog - The complete guide'
Why would a grown man with a receeding hairline give a homeless child a free graphics card?
Wow sexy tattoos i sug his bepsi but no second date xD
Your sprog is brown
Forbidden spaffbol
For me? It's Bloodborne, Lalafells, FFXIV, hoarding TB of manga, the TV show Lost, hoarding DVDs and wanking to Aria Alexander and Tori Black (no interracial mind).
>>78198984Because he wants to play video games with her. It's all above board.
COR theyre showing tits now big fat blonde
Woglet sproglet
>>78198968SCEA? SCEA with his cock out? waa waa waa
>>78198997I thought you went to bed Arbroathy
>>78198939I have that Complete German. It's way heavier than it looks. Where's your Latin/Greek stuff? Can't see themThought I could get a Lingua Latina some day cheap but it's proving impossible to find and I'm not spending nearly 30 quid on it
You vill eat ze spaffbol
>>78198963I didn't think you had a sprog with your wife, just that woman from the heart of darkness nightclub in Phnom Penh
>He confirmed on discord he has a half Thai sprogXD
For me? It's gotta be spaffbol
>>78199001I hate those macaroni bepises where the hole is big like a fanny
>>78198991Literally everything you just listed is based and I'm a fan of it all, especially Lost
Do you reckon they shagged
sick of getting flour all over the place while i'm bakingthe stuff gets right up my nose you can probably still see it there half the timeweighing out what i need in advance and storing it in little plastic baggies, that's just the straightforward solution
>>78199001>SCEA? SCEA with his cock out? waa waa waaA grown man has this saved to his personalities folder ffs
>>78199014Your low IQ is showing
Would I fuck a black lass? Would I fuck. A black lass? No way. It not for me. White lass? Fuck yeah. Asian lass? Oh aye (only Korean or Japanese). No Chinks for me, too exotic (ugly). But I do enjoy a Chinese DVD (Chinese film ON DVD not a Chinese disc) and a Chinese takeaway (honey chili chicken).
>>78198991Thx for confirming i had written out the name DVDmangadoesntlikepiracybloodbornelalafelllad before bt i was specifically on the fence about whether the last part was you or some1 else
>>78198881Brit in Burgerstan now. Word from Leeds has leaked to the RW blogs/twitter here. Barely a face in the crowd looks like an infidel.
>>78198983>I recommend reading 'Raising a brown sprog - The complete guide'Already got this one lad. Thanks for the recommendation though
At this point britfeel is just an all but scripted rerun.
Mooom they're doxing each other again
>>78199030Greg definitely had a cheeky suck on Amer's brown feminine penis
>>78199055Is that modern of Ancient?
>>78199030yeah but Moni was the one doing the shagging
>>78199028Life was never better watching Lost as it aired and discussing weekly mysteries on /tv/.Durn? Yeah, I'm durn. Looks lush on Blu-ray too. Especially when are Kate is in a bikini or are Sawyer is putting on the charm. NOT when are Hurley is eating all the food.
What's going on with the Musilims in Leeds ay?
>>78199055Not the same thing at all
>>78199030Greg really is a gormless looking cunt.
>>78199069Only thing Poley could shag is a carpet.
If you care that much about the other side of the world then fuck off and live there. Simple as.
>>78199030What is Greg even looking at?
>>78199110The world is flat and I could walk it in 10 minutes. However, it not for me, so I don't.
>>78199030does shippy have downs? serious question
>>78199076Apparently social services tried to take a kid off a Roma Gypsy family and all of the local third world scum have taken it as an invitation to riot.
>>78199110Not just this world, space nerds need to hear this too. Fuck off to Mars if it's more important than what's going on here.
>>78199076They read HHL's posts from last night
>>78199009>Where's your Latin/Greek stuff? Can't see themClassics is on its own shelf on the top>Classics>Chinese>European languages>OtherNot everything is there as I've gotten a couple of books out, like the Greek one>>78199068Ancient
>>78199123the only thing he has is a brown sprog and a house his dead father left him
>>78199030Why can autists never smile? Why do they lack such a basic skill.
>>78199125This happened in Glasgow (?) a year or two back and the final narrative was "local community bands together to stop the evil anti-immigration pigs".Which yeah was nice to see. This had better not be some dickheads. Hate it when it's just some dickheads, me.
>>78199131Actually screaming
>don't like Muslims>don't like Gypsies>don't like Chinese>don't like Indians>don't like Blacks>don't like NoncesIf you disagree you are mentally ill. Simple as.
>>78199030Who is shippy's girlfriend
>>78199136>Latin for All Occasions>Latin for Even More Occasionswhat are these occasions?
>>78199030Shippy have you ever smiled?
>latina porn>they don't speak latinit not RIGHT
>>78199158>>don't like Chinesedon't know lad you can't beat a good chow mein haha.but genuinely racism is an illness i think it can be cured through going outside more (less time on the internet).
>>78199175Not since my dad died
>>78199168>Speaking with your deity>Speaking even more with your deity
>>78199185how did he die? not up on that lore
>>78199185>>78199193Wasn't it in a ham factory?
>>78199181Maybe. Well any Indian I've met has been sound despite the online memes. Don't know much black people as I don't like in London. Gypsies I have plenty of experience and let me tell you they are fucking scum.
>>78199181Racism is an anti-white slur that can be cured by non-whites leaving our countries.
>>78199203You could have learned a language instead of this shit
>>78198821SSM looks awful here. Will he reach 51
>>78199217I'm not here 16 hours a day which is why I asked
>>78199218>Will he reach 51Lets hope so!
>>78199181I'm racist but accept Chinese and Jews are higher IQ and should breed more
>>78199159just some peng ting he met online
>>78199203He fell into a food processing unit used for rectifying ham
>>78199212Never once been attracted to a black woman. It not racist it just not for me.
Wonder how many days holiday HHL was sent on. Hopefully a nice 7 dayer.
>>78199237All Jews should be castrated, the Chinese are alright though
>>78199203Yeah it was an accident at the rectified ham factory
>>78199242Some fucker out there was eating pieces of him unaware
>>78199256It was "Billy Bear" ham.
>>78199245Apart from yer wan in jackie brown i cant think of any
>>78199242>He fell into a food processing unit used for rectifying hamFucking howling at this
>>78199237Intelligent people are part of the problem. At least your academic/book-smart types.We need more midwits with higher EMOTIONAL intelligence. Not depressed Vulcans who can program and it's simply SCIENCE that [bigoted drivel].
It not right they changed the billy bear recipe. Tastes more like spam nowadays.
>>78199270Maybe Alicia Keys but that don't count because she's half n half. Actually all the ones I've found a bit attractive have been half n half.
>>78199237Ask me how I know you're an inceI
Someone is very very upset tonight. We're talking borderline mental breakdown upset
>>78199270The girl in Mona Lisa is a qt. Good flick too. Also has Michael Caine in it.
That's what happened to Coinlad. He fell into a vat of acid at the Royal Mint and was made into a special edition Paddington Bear coin.
Why do Brits not like muslims? Pretty sure even blacks get more respect
>>78199298you've been saying this all eveningcan you point him out
>>78199298It's been building for a few days. No doubt severe psychological trauma from something in his personal 'life'.
>>78199298Probably the people of Harehills in Leeds. Sending my thoughts and prayers (in Latin).
>>78199301Their women cosplay as Black Mages from Final Fantasy and it scares me.
>>78199298Shippy has been having a tantrum because some Scottish tranny insulted his brown daughter
Where has BNWOlad been the past day or so....
>>78199301They keep getting objectively evil cartoon figureheads like Abu Hamza and George Galloway.
>>78199246Did he actually get banningtoned?
>>78199324She was relentlessly being racist to her. No need for it
>>78199324point out my 'tantrum' posts
Ik i'm not that into black girls cause pam grier with afro does nothing for me but in this she made my pp happy. And yer man what was will he wont he with her was like an OG ryan gosling incel now i think on it. What an ending. Love this film desu. My fav tarantino. Not saying it's the BESt but it's my fav. It might not be for you but it's for me.
>>78199246Perma if he was threatening to kill
Still feel a bit wungover me. Keeping to the wuppas tonight.
>>78199338The dozen or so posts from the previous thread attacking our Arbroathy
>>78199343It may actually be the best Tarantino. Not even joking de lad. I do love Inglorious Bastards however.
>>78199359I think you have been cancelled because of your transgressions.
I still don't know who Arbroathy is
>>78199346>>78199246Absolutely BTFO
>>78199346>>78199246Mongos desperate for drama
>>78199359Fuckin' Hell lad, I went to bed last night and slept for six hours and you were still on it. Hope you've recovered and keeping it comfy. x
Shippy how long have you bean going to Toastmasters?
Shippy hates Arbroathy
I hate ruthmong and only ruthmong.
How is Shippy always here? Is he really in /britfeel/ from morning til night?
>>78199388hate is a strong word. He is a mong though. I haven't laughed this hard all year. Going to have to cut it back tomorrow, can't spend another 16 hours on /britfeel/
>>78199400I think hes unemployed ATM
no point going to these scam courses you can just listen to them when Panorama does an undercover expose.
Marlow era > Amersham Hill eraSherborne era > Wareham eraSimple as
>>78199400He doesn't have any driving jobs on at the moment
Caught some SPACCA Frog Inspectors around my property. They've recruited a load of new ones since they secured a majority in the four Frog Counties and are desperate to fill the Frenitentiaries with new people. To be honest with you lads I don't feel safe in my own home anymore and not with my Apu. I'm scared he's dobbed me in and I'll get dragged away by the Frog Knockers. Gave that lad every treat he wanted and he's never done a QMEE survey in his life. It not right.
>>78199422He just drives around looking for work
>>78199402What part did you find the funniest? I was stirring things a lot I won't lie to you
>>78199359These posts u make on the wuppas are 4x womfier helper lad but i have to admit the whole thing about liquidating sprogs and this and that and the other thing gave me a guilty wee giggle. It not right what the demon drink makes ppl say through no fault of their own. Hope u feel better soon.
>>78199366Funny enough that is my other fav nd nice dubs
>>78199438Phwoar... Naruto and Bleach produced some good waifs did they not?
want to get rid of nipple/chest/stomach, pubic and buttock hair. it's uncomfortable.don't want to trim or 'manscape' it's not for others it's for me. the lot's getting cut.however this means embarrassing bleeding for days (almost sliced my nipple off more than once) and what if TOMORROW is the day i meet the girl of my dreams and it's such a whirlwind romance we take to bed that very evening? razor burn on my tummy, nicks on my bald willy, the odd drip of blood from my anus.
>>78199435I can't remember any particular posts but there were 4-5 I was properly screaming with laughter at, but it's just the general relentless seethe that I love. He must be absolutely fuming in his pokey little Arbroath flat. Every new thread it's immediately 'brown sprog brown sprog!', proper ballistic
HHL is only entertaining when hes drunk or on wokey
Shippy doesn't even have a sprog
>>78199484happy to play along if it causes a thread meltdown
>>78199477anyone with a drink or drug problem is only fun to be around when they're under the influence. i've lost all my friends since getting sober, can't even just stumble into a cheap club and "wahey" my way into new friendship groups any more.
>>78199484he does and it is brown coloured.
>>78199484He's spent the past year telling us he is a father
These posts broke my heart. He cheered on the death of some little lad. Thought are HHL was better than this.
>>78199509Whilst reminding the rest of us we are 'sprogless wagies'
>>78199509When did I ever say that?
reverse grass by telling HHL's dealer he's been telling us about him. dealers hate that.
>>78199518>>78199518a little brown lad
I'm personally happy for Shippy. I know how much he wanted a sprog. I hope he can secure that second sprog.
25 pound an hour decent for a tutoring job?
Ebin is the only one with the full shiplore
>>78199535All depends if he can find another black lass to impregate
>>78199540Do you already have a DBS certificate?
>>78199518>>78199532Could have been Shippy's but he'll still stand by his oldest ally
>>78199518The posts that crushed Shippy. It sad
>>78199438True de lid. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs. Got that new Jack & Jones jacket today, not bad, not bad at all. Got that support group in the morning so won't be having a late one tonight. Garn tell them I've been sober for the last 2 weeks.
What are the female workers like in your local spoons? Mine are all blobs
A hound? Not even a hound. At Crufts? With a hound? Nawwwww.
>>78199518Kek HHL is alri sometimes
>>78199568very good post this
meet THE wife susan
>>78199561that's nice of you lad if someone thinks "fucking hell if that lad can do it *i* can do it" then you are providing hope to the world x
>>78199561What about your loser goo? In tact ?
>>78199400He's a right sad cunt with zero life. He litteraly would rather sit on 4chan than go out and meet women. Which is odd considering how obsessed he is with having sprogs despite having no chance of ever having one thanks to his shutin personality.
>>78199535You did say 'every school in inner london' lad
>>78199589He actually has a sprog and he still would rather sit in /britfeel/ and drivel post all day and night.
>>78199589not really interested in women, almost all of them are boring and vile
>>78198856Maks arems are bit like helpers.
Remember when SSM threatened to cut someones mum's cunt out and eat it
>>78199590l'm not ebin.
>>78199601We are making a new arrangement soon. Should be weekly visits
>>78199566one once movement an ornament (or plant or something) near the other side of my table "so you'll be less lonely"i think, might have just been a chair.just remember what she said and her accent (maybe Polish?) very cute. what she said was patronising and humiliating. medium blonde hair.
>>78199588Haven't wutted since yesterday, was too drunk to fap last night. It NNJ day 2 in 10 minutes.
>>78199609I know you're not, discord history for 'inner london'
>>78199607THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHO I AMALL I KNOW IS I LOVE TO KILLFACE DOWN DEAD ON THE GROUNDFIND ME BEFORE ANOTHER IS FOUNDI COME ALIVE IN THE DARKNESSLEFT BLOODIED AND NAMELESSDEAD AND BURIED AND ROTTENHALF EATEN BY INSECTSAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78199603>makarmi c wot u did there
>>78199615So you do have a sprog then? Why did you tell me to prove it 30 minutes ago? (I was about to compile evidence from the archives)
Reckon the RSPCA could employ me as an enforcer when talking doesnt work if i genuinely saw someone battering their dog on purpose i'd quite happily go to jail after i kill the cunt in the most sadistic slow drawn out way possible and when i say slow i really mean i'd be drooling at the mouth at the kind of medieval pain i'd instantly feel completely justified in putting them through and when i say pain i mean cartel american history X hammering nails through your dick type stuff. Thats basically my opinion on those ppl
>>78199628No idea what youre on about. but ive been here long enough lad hope you get that second sproggington
>>78199637would love to see this archive evidence out of curiosity. If you've got archive evidence you don't need me to confirm or deny it either way
>>78199644I really have no time for people who neglect or abuse animals. Simple as. Hang the fuckers.
Starting to think HHL might genuinely have antisocial personality disorder.
>>78199644Always read the comments on Daily Mail articles for animal abuse and they come up with medieval torture methods as punishment but when it's a rape gang they're oddly silent
>>78199644>RSPCAVILE ABHORANT REPULSIVE REPUGNANT CRETINOUS organisation
Would literally hire me uncle's IRA friends if any1 touched a hair on my wee cat's head or learn the trade myself
A certain long term personality here from 2015 is going absolutely giddy this week with a new dose of exciting lore. Something he has quietly suspected for months now, but only had de facto confirmation of this week
>>78199663What about RSPB
>>78199653Shippy abused his cat Bobbin. (RIP Bobbin)
>>78199619>one once movement an ornament (or plant or something) near the other side of my table "so you'll be less lonely"that's cute. did you speak to her?
>>78199644t. man who shits himself going pharmacy Yeah okay mate, as if you of all people would do any of that lmao
>>78199644my mind off on some mad one before i finished your post and i actually understood what you were talking abouthad this image of you with a megaphone yelling at a Bully XL>SIR PLEASE BACK AWAY FROM THE RABBITS AND LEAVE THE GARDEN SLOWLY. NO MORE ANIMALS NEED TO DIE TODAY.
>>78199664You're Uncle's IRA friend? I literally have family who were in the IRA. My great uncle was in prison on hunger strike and my great granny used to hide people in her house when the Brits were on patrol. There was no alternative. Fuck the brits. The stories my mum tells me of the shit they did when she was a kid. The soldiers were bastards. Fuck Unionists, fuck the Brits and fuck the King.
>I'm compiling a dossier of evidence from desuarchive
Crossmong going medieval on Shippy
>>78199704It would have taken me at least half an hour too kek
My dad was in the Army and used to patrol the streets of Belfast from 1973-1979
how did bobbin die
>>78199714I hope you don't think there is only 1 woman from Tottenham btw. That would be quite biologically impossible
>>78199685no i was eating chicken strips and drinking real ale alone in a wetherspoons. think she meant it in a genuinely friendly way not taking the piss or anything. but what can you even say back?>hi, to tell you the truth i am lonely. is that how you feel, working in a foreign country, alienated by others? in so many ways we must be alike despite coming from different worlds.fuck it should have been that, shouldn't it.
>>78199734I know red telephone lass is the baby mama
>>78199730murdered by the RSPCA
Love the stank of a woman's arse meNasty but in a good wayEven the prettiest princess out there still has a musky smell to her arsehole. The mere conception of this is incredibly hot
>>78199644SSM LITTERALY abused Benji, do something about it then lad.
>>78199734haha i dunno Tottenham is SOO slaggy right, that
>>78199730Bean head sat on poor Bobbin
>>78199748He'd lick that fat smelly cunt's arse hole clean
>>78199745>red telephone lass
>>78199721Then your dad is a cunt. Simple as. Hope the old bastard is dead and suffered.
>>78199773He got made into ham
It's very rare I'm genuinely here 16 hours. There was a week during November 2022 when I was here 16 hours every day pretty much, and there is the odd day now and then, but I'm usually only here 4~ hours on weekdays and 6-8 on weekends.
>>78199747I just don't get it outside of the general 'taboo'.There's a bit in the novel Crash where a bloke explains it pretty much as you just did, definitely not a new/internet thing as I previously believed. Sex is too scary, I'm never having it.
Even Obama is calling for Biden to drop out the race now kek.
It's lush. Of course it's lush. It will always be lush.
>>78199773He didn't kill or even shoot anyone lad. Innocent old chap just keeping the peace.Yeah, the Army/RUC and UVF did kill a few innocent people, the IRA did the same though. People blow it out of proportion.
>>78199796Nice to see someone saved my OC kek
>>78199797The IRA had no choice. The Irish people were being oppressed for too long. They had to send a message. Old British cunts like your dad were not wanted on the island of Ireland and I'm sure your dad got up to shit you don't know about because they all did.
>Me? I'm an arse man.
>>78199812>The Irish people were being oppressed for too longdon't worry, Sinn Fein will snuff you out soon enough and replace you with Nigerians, won't be any of you left to worry about the brits then
>>78199812>Old British cunts like your dad were not wanted on the island of Ireland>>78199812he unionists wanted him there
Doesn't even matter if it's a man or a woman's arse. You could cum from sniffing SSM's arse easy
'just five ingredients' 'popcorn bars' recipe on the BBC front page made me realise how thick kids are.you 'make' some chocolate rice krispie squares or something that's not really making anything. you're just putting something on something else. if i have ready-made chips and i cover them in ketchup that's not cooking. ooh but what if i push the chips together into a sphere first, THEN add ketchup. i have 'made' red sauce chip balls.my sprogs will be classically trained.
>>78199664You know it's not 1989 anymore right?
Arbroathy would let SSM top her. So would Employed WomanMad
>No Irish need apply, Brits onlyM-muh oppresion>No Irish need apply, BAMEs onlyYes!
>>78199828Every single thing you could ever want to eat or cook has had recipes available for decades. There's nothing new so it's all this wankeryThere must be 5000 "how to make perfect burger" videos on youtube
fucking hell hope this doesn't spread
>>78199843You mean you hope it does spread?
>>78199838SSM would probably be into it too.
>>78199825The Unionists aren't even wanted by the British. Fair enough, lad. I know that a lot of people like your dad just went were they were told. Sorry for being so vitriolic.>>78199817There has actually been quite a backlash against Asylum Seekers and Inmigrants in Ireland recently.
Paddies already had their own country since the 1920s, why not just move there?
It NNJ day 2
>>78199838SSM is a bottom when it comes to shagging blokes
>>78199843What's actually going on in Leeds?
>>78199855where is your name status
>>78199703Not into politics though me but your feelings are understandable.
I have an English uncle who was accidentally injured in an IRA attack, caused long-term damage to his hearing.He still supports Sinn Fein and has no beef with the IRA. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>78199838I think most trannies are looking for a father figure
>>78199849Yeah, even my dad said he was basically sympathetic to the Republicans because the UVF were endlessly stirring trouble. Can't stand orange paddies myself.Yeah hopefully Ireland manages to rid itself of SF/FG/FF. Unfortunately every country in Europe is fucked beyond repair though. Shame because you were quite ahead of us and the fall has been so rapid lately
>>78199859Fossil fuel protesters
>>78199859Social services tried to take a sprog and all the pakis rioted
>>78199873>Sinn Feinthey hate the Irish more than the Brits did lad. Way things are going the Irish will stay a majority in the north whilst they end up as a minority in the republic
>>78199859Bob Newhart vigil.
>>78198825cant imagine walking bare foot in a city centre
>>78199885Strange since it was a gypsy sprog not a paki
>>78199896pakis just love rioting any excuse they get. There aren't enough Roma in Leeds to cause a riot that big on their own
>>78199865>name statusYou mean the day counter thing? Cba to keep changing it.
>>78199686Lad i went 2 court years ago bc i smashed fuck out my neighbours car and jumped over his fence for a fight nd pulled a chainsaw out kek. Thats in archive. I have social anxiety personally about myself not remotely the same as what i do if some1 i care about is in harms way. Gives me retard strength.
>>78199885good. value the sprogs. something whites dont seem to do and instead sit there worrying about career
NOT looking forward to this heatwave.
>>78199910Forgot to mention he was harassing my mum for yearsAlso after i humiliated him in court and continued the pressure after ""no further action" him and his cunt wife eventually moved out. I play long games. Barristers said its all above board.
>>78199937psychological warfare
>>78199932It's only few days de lid. Rainstorm scheduled on Waturday afternoon
Arbroathy has a blokes cum up his arse, he doesn't know which bloke though
>>78199966SSM or Makaveli's
yeah we've all done mental things.what i want is for the exact same things to happen in an office setting. a bloke randomly just kept going "oi" to me in a club once, his friends grabbing him, until he clipped my ear and then his group dragged him away. bleeding/swelling but it's a night out that just happens bouncers probably wouldn't even do anything let alone police.now imagine if you were just at your emails desk job with other wagies and one walked over and whacked your ear like that. it'd be in the news. they'd risk prison. nobody would shrug it off as "oh well might've had one too many, or a bit of nose candy in the loo."
>>78199971probably swanny's
Leccy swatter won 1 to 0 against the housefly just now
>>78199966wish it was my cum up her arse
>>78199990I don't know what any of that drivel even means
Congo George
>>78199997He has an electric fly swatter and he just used it to kill a fly that was bothering him.
Smirnoffbro vs The fruit flies
>>78200015Smirnoffbro, like Ian Huntley, had a sprog
"Man-made climate change" is a kooky and debunked fringe conspiracy theory.
His step dad used to feed him fly sarnies regularly.
>>78199698Made me laff this so it did>>78199705This as well
>>78200022Smirnoffbro's sprog is a teenager now
""Man-made climate change" is a kooky and debunked fringe conspiracy theory." is a kooky and debunked fringe conspiracy theory.
Do you enjoy your job? Or is it just something you do to get by
Only boomer conservatives deny climate change.
>>78200027I was just about to make a post like this
CO2 - It's what plants crave
Are the boomer conservatives in the room with us right now, xir?
>>78200039It's literally my dream job.
>>78200039I don't enjoy anything. The closest I can get is ejaculation (is that 'always' an orgasm, in blokes?) or taking MDMA. I know the feel-good chemicals are there, at least. Not a 'placebo effect' but people enjoy music.Everything else is unpleasant in some way or just killing time.
>>78199959>Rainstorm scheduled on Waturday afternoonCorr that's the day me new laptop is scheduled to arrive. Good thing I don't have any other plans for that day.
Man-made climate change
Remember when Lollers suddenly befriended Smirnoffbro as soon as he mentioned he had a 12 year old daughter. Even added him to his 'good night list'
She looked so sweet from her two bare feetTo the sheen of her nut-brown hairSuch a winsome elf I'm ashamed of myself for to see I was staring there
Conservative website
>>78200079Careful plugging it in during a storm
>>78200079what if the care home staff are now more attentive to your deliveries given the recent controversies, and you don't actually get your laptop in your hands on Wednesday? they may even question whether it (and perhaps all devices) are for similar purposes.
Care home mong
>>78200095Isn't that supposed to be a myth.
stay in the centremost point of the room as low to the ground as possibleelectricity can 'jump' like in those old 'don't climb pylons' videos but it's the walls that get you
Post some le boobies im horny lole
>>78200253sorry this is not my cup of tea but i reckon you can find images and videos yourself if you look around
>>78200253Waheyy x
>>78200256Are you bisexual like mark?
>>78200262all of those lads are more attractive than she is.
>>78200262Wonder how many fudged her on the bus
>>78200270yeah but tits are like willies, aren't they? and vags are like arseholes. there's no going worse without dissection.can still appreciate a cute face, nice hair, or snappy dress sense. a sweet mile and a fair sense of humour are a bonus :)
SSM was getting his arse filled in Sherwood Forest while you were still in nappies.
>>78200294>you were still in nappiesmy arse doing the filling > getting arse filled
I think like LSFPL I'm resigned to being a permavirgin at this point. I've completely given up on dating, maybe I'll try again at some point but it's depressing how bad the dating game is right now. It's all single mothers and landwhales ffs.>>78200289She'll have been sucking off all the deanos for free sniff. Then the top shagger deano will have shagged her in the toilet. Dirty slag.
>>78200168Me catberg very attracted to chewing cables think she the reincarnation of nikola tesla on top of being my aunty, but she might just be suicidal
gonna have a wank over the girl i saw at the bus stop earlier
gonna have a wank over the guy who saw me at the bus stop earlier
LA LA LA LALALA LALALA LALALA
>>78200315>It's all single mothers and landwhales ffs.
I wonder if Daisy is aware of the "finding a gf" meme. I already know I'll be saving the 2025 version. She's like the fucking mascot of my virginity lmao.
Mixing 1 more pink gin and tonic desu imagine how horny Helen must get on the g&t 42 years old no sprog how experienced w s*x? Most women at that age have inhibitions but when youre a pisshead like are helen its a different story what kinda stuff she saying off camera? Sick sexy perv shit with her cute posh voice she want to get tied up and creampied in the pub toilets. Mental
when it comes to climate change it's a question of 'when', not 'if'. but that's only if it's real, and i don't know when we'll know for certain.
>>78200356Fuck that noise. Rather have a wank.
loser goo
>drought in spain? time to burn all my spinach.
>>78200294No nasty cheap Primark clobber for him.
I only wear designer, shoes designer, whole wardrobe designer
Arbroath poster v nice to me against bullies last year, i always remember. Helper lad i witnessed certain things, showed me signs, enough said. Big fan of helen AI poster, DVDmangalalafelllad, certain schizos, many anons. Shrimple as.
Not 2 mention a certain enemy turned neutral contact known as ******* as well as d*litacel which i hate actually but he make me laff
i breed moths to specifically seek designer clothes.
>Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy (Official HD Video)Story of my life with ****
Lovely footservice in this one
Bloody boiling tonight. Know I'm going to have a horrid night's sleep.
Had a flashback there 2 when id buy a 4-6 pack from the co op after wageslave friday bt id finish it too fast and run back for whisky nd felt awkward that the cashiers blatantly knew id been there mere hours ago. Just 2 sit in front of computer(/PS3) anyway that was 2013 or so albeit my posting home was w*zchan then. Nothing much changes.
In a feel like kicking fuck out of the door because i cant find my lighter kind of mood
demons should be waking up soon
Fair tore into this
Garn neck that wot woodle now then it's beddingtons for little welper.>>78200784Corr what are the specs on that laptop de lid.
Behave. Just find my lighter nd ill be quite alright there.
Careful on that wooze crosslid. It brings out the worst in us. After my last few weltdowns I'm seriously reconsidering my relationship with alcohol. Sick of feeling like shit because of it.
>>78200691It's me, Glaive.
>>78200597Now this is interesting. How do I invest?
>>78200938Aye its demonic lid. Never worth it in the end.>>78201028Thats hard to believe but cheers anyway
>>78200621What about Mandy Moore? Preferred her over Britney or Christina, me.
Wot woodle and a wank x
>>78199659same boomer cunts are pro beating kids whenever the topic of banning it comes up
>>78200938>>78201101I changed my relationship with alcohol. Only drink if I have company which isn't often I'll admit but usually with family. I completely cut out drinking alone because I was depressed or bored. Easier said than done. Sometimes just feel like getting a 15 pack of beer and drinking the day away. Usually leads to me having the fear for a few days. Hide under covers and stew in my own rotten juices.
>>78201119Hopefully not at the same time, lad. Don't want your cock getting a load of Bombay Bad Boy down the Jap's Eye. I'll never forgive the cunts for discontinuing Chili Beef. I lived on those.
>>78201139I'm having that original curry flavour. Proper NPC scran but I'm wungry and there's nothing else in to eat.
Sorry but im about to fuck you're waifu. She told me to tell u.
Can't get cucked if never have a gf.
Approaching the wee hours de lads. The witching hour
>>78201365Just finishing off me wot woodle now while watching shite on YouTubes.
>>78201377Been watching a lot more mainstream telly lately bc of just having telly on during euros nd the amount of propaganda is out of this world lmao. I dont watch it enough usually to realise how close to memes real life is.
>>78201399Nice webm de lid. Sometimes watcing mainstram stuff can be fun, especially if you just want to switch off for a while. Constantly watching videos about politics, culture wars, current events ect.. just gives you mental burnout eventually. Me? I'm personally right sucker for Hollywood goyslop films, I seen Twisters at the cinema on Wednesday and it was great. Next one I'll be going to see will be Deadpool 3.
Fucking walked out for a cig nd stepped on a snail. Didn't see it. Sorry. Cat sitting with me
>>78201496Mental how fragile life is within this simulation. If reincarnation theory is real then that snail probably just got reborn as either another snail or something else.
>>78201507Lmao snail pepe
>>78201507Literally we're just meat that can be pulverised by fuckall. Its weird life inside your brain seems more solid than your the actually is.
Women should be grateful they get attention when they go out at night. If they don't like it then fuck off. The night walks are for mentally ill men.https://old.reddit.com/r/whenwomenrefuse/comments/1e6favw/approached_by_20_men_in_two_hours_reality_of/
>>78201424Feel like watching whatever Saw films i missed which is most of em since 4. Didnt notice theres so many now. My thing for mixing current events and turning off is infowars while am playing Switch or something i just enjoy the banter as background noise nd keep up to date at the same time.
*rolls off sofa**grabs karaoke mic*Ok ok this my tune......1 night only I puffing de trees tonight I smoke de herb Free nelson mandelaCount me in de lads 3 2 1 No niggers no cry NO NIGGERS NO CRY *moves away from the mic 2 toke de spliff*I remember when we used to sit In literally anywhere in great britain Mingle with the white ppl we meetWhite friends white friends we lost Along de way WAYIn this grim futureI really miss the pastSo cry your tears I say
>>78200382corr who diss in pic?
>>78200784corr wouldnt mind some pinkwhat it taste like>>78200938change to non-alochol beers
WHEN I ANALYSE DE STENCH2 ME IT MAKE ALOTTA SENSEHow the dreadlock niggerWas de buffalo soldierYe ye ye drop de beat de lads Buffalo soldier Dread like a nigger E was de buffalo soldierIn de heart of america "Stolen" by jews from africa Brought 2 america Fighting other niggers Fighting for wakanda
>>78201609you knowpeople who cant feel pain have a very short life expectancy?why?coz pain stops you meat pulverizing yourselfand we realize the force we can appmy to ourselves can do serious damagebut our brainand pain stops usmakes us feel less fragile wmthan we really are
43 year old glowie giving a 22 year old woman a sprog. Bit weird that.
>>78201689Like sugar desu tonic bubbles make it taste like pink lemonade or sth. Goes down too easy desu but preddy nice
>>78201736whats a glowieshe actually looks rankwomen are vile idiotic creatures
Call it a night in a bit. God giving us another day to live. Dont waste it.
Take a wee shot of rum to get to sleep 4 good measure. A wise man once said FUCK THE LOT
>>78201749He must work undercover for the government. The shit he gets away on his youtube channel would have most people arrested. She is a rank but her age is obviously what he is most interested in. This isn't his first rodeo with a much younger female.
Veitch grabbed a woman and did a "citizen's arrest" for being called a nonce. You can't perform those on many crimes, including public order. He got away with making that woman fear for her safety. That was clear an assault on her. Toxic males like him pretend to respect women. He is against the LGBT community too. The government has placed him in to create conflict and turn people against each other. He is a puppet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxDszw25BGI
I might be the mayor of castlemilk. I seen everything come and go. Ppl wouldn't eben believe what I seen. Between CERN turning on LHC and now. Nevermind before then. Its on a need to know basis albeit.
The corrupt police need to be held accountable for abusing me. They violated my rights multiple times. I will not let this settle. I will want justice.
Mad how ppl just come nd go
I can feel my heart rate increasing whenever I think of the scum police and how they've treated me. It's not healthy for me. I will need compensation and even then it won't be enough to resolve my mental health.
Do a triforce newfig. U scared. Bitch nigga newfig nigga heheheh
there's so many lonely mummys out there who could do with my neet pp. At least 5.5 inches. But well never meet cus I'm shutin. Tf
>>78201861Even if you're not neet there's no guarantee you'll get shagged. Why would us neets bother to give up freedom when we don't get pussy?
Single mums want to date men in good jobs, not neets. They can get away with it as men crave pussy.
>>78201870Dunno there was a chubby single mum in tbe chinky earlier that looked lonely enough to do it but I was busy watching SSM livestream on my phone. I could just lie that I've got a job and money
Reckon certain mummys would be quite taken by a top rate chad. Just need 2 put myself out there and be myself
Whats it all about. Makes u think so it does.
My stepmum gave me a foot fetish in the 1st place, i hunt down stuff like pic rel thats quite close to her feet.
Quite glad i didnt take 1 of these in the end
***** was too posh for castlemilk bt she came to the gaff anyway. ***** knew me as the bubblegum alchemist of castlemilk. Also known as revolutionary shoujo lemon fanta. As well as known as the beef noodle bad boy. If U catch my drift. Shout out 2 *****.
Apparently Biden will end his campaign by the end of the weekend. It's gonna be Kamala vs Trump.
>>78202098Surely so anon
>>78199458@ this is what l meant
Apparently HHL will drink again by the end of this weekend
It Friday morning soon
Go for a few wee ciggies then eat sth and go 2 bed. Have a nice day at work wagies.
We have such diverse sexual criminals.
>>78202327They are all men yes
>>78202327poley, lollers, MB, shippy, lots of posters here are sex predators too
Incredibly tired atm but bossman needs me to come in ASAP
At work now, not feeling well de lads
Glad I don't do that dual-boot nonsense. Just GNU/Linux for me these days. Fuck Windows.
>>78202688Fuck off and take your shit gimmick with you
Fucking workmen next door starting at 6:15 crashing and banging. Absolute piss take
>>78202688this has never happened to me
>>78202688Same. PC gaming is cuck and gay ricer shit, so Linux Mint is more than enough for me. I'm SICK and TIRED of Windows garbage updates and "nooo I can't let you do that!" popups which appear regardless of what I set the shitty notification slider to.
Start packing up night mongs your spam and drivel shift is over the day mongs are waiting to make all their posts again x
imagine being one of those mongs who gets really into politics and goes to all these conventions and rallies
>>78203011Big Daddy would make for great politics
>>78203011Americans are bizarre
Withdrew 500 bong in cash yesterday, Corr. Now all the banks are down
>>78203152Why withdraw so much money? Very suspicious behaviour desu
>>78203168I usually like to keep 500 in cash for emergencies but my stash had been getting a little low
I get that wagies have to work to pay for my bennies, but do they really have to do it at half nine in the fucking morning just down the road with power tools?Fuck sake.
Massive Microsoft/Windows issue. Was Linuxlad right all along??
>>78203130It's bizarre, but not a massive step beyond the regular clown acts in our House of Commons.
i used to post here nearly 10 years agoand this is my first post since then would you believei moved to SEA and teach english now, recommend it
>>78202711Typical Windows user speak. Go enioy your AI scanning.>>78202737It may one day. Dual booting is silly. Just run Windows in a virtual machine.>>78203358I am the sane one here. Windows 11 is trash. It will only get worse. It should've remained a business focused operating system.
>>78203371What country lad? Any proof?I know one guy who did this and he likes it well enough.
>>78202751Gaming is getting better on GNU/Linux thanks to SteamDeck. I hope we will finally see some better NVIDIA support, though.
Ruth shouldn't get any more tattoos. She's beautiful without them.
Ruth getting a Roman numeral tattoo for the date she first got gangbanged by black men
>>78203409Let's hope he wore a condom, or a certain tranny from the east coast of Scotland won't be happy
Tattoo of a brown sprog on my belly
10 o'clock and the day time spam and routines have started
>>78203409Don't be fucking vile lad.
Ruthmong hasn't posted in a few hours. Suddenly comes back.
>>78203440which routines are they?
She doesn't have any visible tattoos. Now that's a rare thing to see today. I have not seen her feet though.
Might pay some child support today, not sure yet
10 o'clock and hes here to read all the spam posts and routines
>>78203440Sounds like the whining of a man not on top rate PIP
noo friday fred>>78203462>>78203462>>78203462
Grown man, wakes up early, showers, eats breakfast, cup of coffee on the go. Unemployed he boots up his computer, does the usual check around of sites, but then it's time to get serious, nose to the grindstone - he opens britfeel.Quiet to begin with, a few posts here and there, most posters still asleep it seems.Time goes on, he's getting anxious, tapping his feet, where is everyone? Where are all the posts? Where are the gimmicks and personalities?? WHERE'S MY BRITFEEL?!But wait what's this, someone posted about a brown sprog, wooaahh no way a Ruthpost too, oh my god, is that a child support post?! haHAA we're so back!He immediately types "10 o'clock and the day time spam and routines have started".Grown man mind you.
>>78203358>"Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted.
