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Tiger Tom edition
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Did SSM tell us what his plans are today? Nothing on his channel for today
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>>78217714
He uploafed earlier but has since deleted it
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Corr blimey good bread this
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I'm more into Makaveli. Like SSM too but prefer Makaveli.

Which alcoholic do you like best?
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Feeling lush and I mean lush
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so... do any of you have actual hobbies? no?
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He alcohol dependent. He need AA meetings again
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>>78217714
He cleaned out his air dryer
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Could do with a Maka update desu
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>>78217730
Me? I goon
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Dont want a kid. I'm going Japan for 3 months in January. How would I do that if I had a sprog? I wanna see the world. Not be locked in a wagecage cause my sprog cannot eat unless i sacrifice my own health & life.
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In all seriousness Shippy has reached out to Arbs but she's having none of it.
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>arm.jpg
howling
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Started using Google Calendar. Should have started earlier it's pretty handy. Nice combined with Notion. Anyway, got to get on some Lalafell grind today.
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>>78217730
-overpriced shitty video games
-generic boring moe anime
-sugary autism-causing drinks
-thyroid-fucking goyslop
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didn't get into uni years and years back because i fucked my a-levels addicted to runescape
guessing i'm not the only one
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>>78217730
Studying languages, currently ancient Greek
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>bookcase.jpg
creasing
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>>78217838
Wish I had a bookcase like that for my DVDs and Blu-rays.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCsIju-ZkBI
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>>78217849
Don't you have a bookcase?
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>>78217838
Can you do the BritNormie does the thing gimmick again? That cracks me up
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>>78217860
No I have a sprog that takes up most of my time.
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>>78217858
Have you ever been to the Oxfam bookshops? They often have DVDs very cheap
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>>78217860
Me? I don't have a bookcase due to my autism and moving any of my current furniture to bring in new furniture makes me extremely anxious.
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stevens allsorts doesn't actually watch any of his DVDs he just collects them
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>>78217866
Shippy doesn't have that issue because he rarely sees his sprog
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tranny who chopped off their cock and balls and now dances naked around a bonfire like witches with other naked cockless trannies revelling in the death of the West now claims to be standing up for White race
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fucking hell these threads go quick
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>>78217888
Me? I watch all of mine eventually. It's for me.
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I failed university cause I was addicted to League of Legends. Didn't matter tho on 35 grand now. not that im bragging about it. Just saying you don't need uni degree to have a comfy wage.
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>>78217920
There are lads here on double that, triple even.
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Blu-ray menus ain't as fun as DVD menus.
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>>78217927
good for them. its comfy for me lad.
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>>78217903
Its bizarre isn't it, he acts like the most extreme /pol/ack about the death of the west, but there he is, prancing around in women's clothing and taking pills from dodgy websites. He could have sired his own white sprogs if he wanted to see more of them
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>>78217823
Lol, I made that post from the other thread. Glad to see it resonated.
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>>78217927
8.57 times even
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>>78217860
Mate he doesn't even have shoes.
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Some here are happy on minimum wage
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>>78217964
What a gormless looking mong
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If I was on 6 figures, would I be spending so much time here, when I could be doing other things with my vast income? I'm not sure I would
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>>78217964
How has no one photoshopped his head onto a soijak yet?
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>>78217972
Head almost looks like a bean as well lol
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>>78217964
I'm on PIP and ESA, not top rate, probably lower than minimum wage.
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"Can I get you a coffee dear, I can see you're working hard"

"Yeah that would be great thanks, and yeah I am"

"What are you working hard on"

"Riling people up on 4chan"
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>>78217964
>Give him his PIP!
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It's good that BritNormie is in such a good financial position, he can easily weather this temporary downturn in the industry
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>>78217985
You joke, but is it now hard? Could it not be considered work?
Harder working than those day-in-the-life tiktok bints.
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Has BritNormie commented on the whole Shippy brown sprog situation yet?
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>>78217903
That's a pretty weird chatGPT prompt ngl
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>>78218015
who do you think has been posting 'brown sprog' for the past 3 days lad
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token female hires in a big company who don't start until 10am, have a two hour lunch, send a few emails and leave the office at 3pm
HARD WORK
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Enjoying these rainy summer evenings desu
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Has Shippy commented on the whole BritNormie struggling for work situation?
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DancingNHSNurses.webm
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Concerned that all my supplements will be going bad due to this shitty insulation making the indoor temperatures rise too high

I've already placed them in the other room but this likely will not suffice. Got one of these mobile fan-based cooling units meant for picnics sitting inna storage room which i'll be likely placing them in very soon
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>>78218028
Not enjoying the humidity it's too sticky and not the good sticky like sticky ribs or the sticky cum I shoot from my rancid willard.
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>>78218015
BritNormie is the godfather to Shippy's brown sprog.
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This is like November 2022 all over again
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very rusty but i thought i'd post for shits and giggles
https://voca.ro/1nFFKQSI1OBV
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>>78218047
>BritNormie is the godfather to Shippy's brown sprog.
Need BritNormie to confirm this on his trip
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>>78218041
Why don't you just put them in the fridge you absolute bellend?
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>>78218055
Sorry, but BritNormie is far too busy with his hectic work schedule at the moment to spare any time for /britfeel/
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>>78218054
Normally tab out if these have singing cause random human voice make me anxious but i like this song. Nice job
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>>78218055
BritNormie famously never talks about personal or private matters on here. He believes his close family friendship with Shippy is no one's business but theirs.
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>>78218054
Some of those notes are a bit wonky, but I like it lad. Nice post.
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>>78218054
Do Angeles next
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Why did he delete his morning uploaf
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>>78218054
No offense lad but your guitar is heavily out of tune
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>>78218054
Can you cover any of the tracks from I-Empire by Angels and Airwaves?
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>>78218087
Soggy brown bread for him de lads. It not right. He deserve only the best sourdough
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>>78218054
Love Elliott Smith. Well done lad.
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Me Wizard of Oz on Blu-ray is 2 disc special. Hopefully some good documentaries on the second disc as it doesn't say on the case.
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People only treat you better for wearing designer when you're generally confident about yourself. If not, it significantly reduces other people's respect for you.
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>>78218087
He always deletes his uploafs that are just updating the SSA. It's the drinking and dancing videos he leaves up
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>>78218128
I mostly just judge people by the colour of their skin desu
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>>78218072
>>78218085
thanks. i'm trying to learn angeles and when i do i'll post it
>>78218083
yeah i'm not the best singer and the high notes are hard for me to hit on that song. it was in one take, not to make excuses
>>78218091
i haven't tuned or played it in many months so yeah it is, should've probably tuned it but oh well
>>78218114
thank you <3
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>>78218134
I hate it when he uploads a 2 hour update then deletes it 1 hour later.
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>>78218128
My trackies are the source of my confidence, every time i tried going outside wearing jeans i felt like a poof
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had a shocker of a day me
>MOT people refused to start the test because my boot doesn't open. Don't see how that is relevant to the MOT but ok.
>ask them if they can fix it on site and they say no
>take car home and tinker around with no luck
>ask for quotes online which apparently take 30 minutes
>wait an hour with no luck so start ringing garages
>some local guy tells me the next he can book me in is Tuesday but also suggests that sometimes the battery in the car key gets so low that it doesn't produce a signal strong enough to contact with the boot's locking system. Sounded shite to me but worth a go
>about to set off to local Timpsons only to find it is shut on weekends
>too commited now so I get a bus to the city centre and replace my battery there
>get home to find the boot is still perma locked
>try Halfords as a last resort and they say I need a Auto Electrical Engineer
>bang that on Google and find some guy 3 miles away all of which is on roads filled with traffic and roadworks
>guy charges me 70 quid an hour
>takes him 2 and a half hours but he only charges me for 2
>I sit in no mans lads during this time and contemplate life
>finally, after 8 hours of faffing around, i can open my fucking boot
>too late to redo MOT so I have to go next Saturday
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Some men spend quality time with their sprog
Other men waste time posting drivel on /britfeel/
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>>78218137
Kinda joking since it sounds hard bt it my fav song on there, would be cool if you did
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only good sprog is a dead sprog
total human annihilation
simple as
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Which way, britfeel?
>wake up, refreshing shower, kiss the wife goodbye, off to a productive day
>come home, play with kids
>wife serves you delicious home cooked dinner
>shag said wife before getting a good night's rest in your big comfy bed

Or...

>wake up past midday, grotty, feel like shit
>no routine, no hygiene, can of Monster for "breakfast"
>spend all day posting gimmicks, getting angry at gimmicks
>eat shitty goyslop, wonder why you're a skinnyfat loser
>lazily wank to some degenerate tranny porn before falling asleep in your own mess at 4am
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Yeah, I'm a conservative. Except when it comes to conserving the environment or native culture
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Y did an IT crash even matter on a Friday desu
>TSJY2K
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>>78218196
I want a Japanese porn starlet to bang me cowgirl style until my soul has left my body.
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Leggless Jester all the way
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>>78218207
I would unironically love a pornstar gf
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are the trays provided at mcdonalds considered the premier spacker tray?
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Love these degenerate dyed hair girls with tats HONESTLY
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>>78218215
A pornstar FWB setup would be more ideal imo
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>>78218226
Hope they open applications to join the YTDC again in the near future.
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>>78218226
Fishing a hair out the glass 4 minutes in
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>>78218222
It's weird, I love pornstars with tattoos but IRL I really dislike girls with tattoos
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>reading a porn VN
>sex scene has 10 pages worth of:
>hnnghh hnnghh ugh ugh ahhhghhhh ufff *plap plap* ughhhnnnnaaaaaaaaa *squelch*
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>>78218226
Veli been going off on Lord J King of Belfast. He's sick in the head
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>>78218128
I wear Loewe because it's extremely high quality and I deserve the best. No one even knows what it is. It doesn't have visible logos. If they are observant, they might notice that the clothes are extremely well-made, but that's all.
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>>78218249
You a fan of Bonnie Rotten, lad?
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It doesn't get much higher quality for the price than Barbour. One jacket will last your a lifetime if you treat it right. There's a reason SSM and Tim Byrne swear by it.
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>>78218226
I love how every video starts with him heavily sighing
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>>78218226
He still hasn't got used to the taste of alcohol
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BritNormie scrimped and scraped hard with sainsburys own brand ketchup to buy that Loewe polo shirt
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>>78218266
I have noticed the upper class never wear tacky designer. It's always an old Barbour coat covered in dog hairs that smells of piss.
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Is Barbour still made in the UK? The quality has gone down a lot in recent years, same with Dr Martens when they moved it to China
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>>78218261
>Bonnie Rotten
Nah she's a bit too tattooed for my liking. Have you seen Tigerlilly?
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spilt fuckin water with lemon slices on my k70 keyboard last night, took it apart, put it under the shower, blow dried it and its still fucked
had to fork out 130 quid today for a new keyboard
am fuckin fuming
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cant wank to any porn stars desu, its amateur stuff or nothing for me
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Mutilated, mentally ill, homosexual eunuch
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>>78218360
>amateur
no such thing
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>>78218266
Only the best for him de lad
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>>78218336
I feel your pain lad. I once spilt a can of Monster Energy onto my laptop and it went all over the keypad then went sticky. No amount of wet wipes could rectify it. I ordered another keypad on Ali Express for 15 quid but it cost me 45 quid for a repair shop to replace it for me
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>>78218378
Very handsome there.
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A lot of old money folks pass down well-made jumpers and coats over the decades while they sit in their grotty decaying manor houses.
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Might have a wee valium for my nerves
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>>78218453
could do with one of them myself here lad, starting a new job tomorrow and im starting to get the nervous shakes from it
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Stomach is fucking killing because of drinking too much last night. Keeping off the wooze for a while now. Need a proper detox.
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He turn yella
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SSM is probably round Helen's giving her a good seeing to
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SSM isn't drinking today
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>>78218503
Indeed, Helen loves a cheeky Seaside Sausage
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>>78218336
130 quid is a lot of money to you probably, haha
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Curtis bacon bacon mutty times de lads
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HHL on the detox these days
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thought ssm was giving up alcohol for 30 days
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>>78218533
That's been cancelled. SSM could only manage 3 and a half days off the wooze
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>>78218542
Helen was right
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>>78218336
Wow a whole 130 quid? That's rough. Must be a pretty steep price for someone in your situation. I suppose every penny counts when you are struggling, right? It must feel like a huge expense. I hope it doesn't break the bank for you. Good thing I don't have to worry about things like that.
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>>78217903
sounds hot, who is this
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>>78218546
i forgot all about that bet
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Mad how SSM has a more interesting life than anyone here
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>>78218520
It is a lot 2 pay for no reason though
>>78218459
Good luck
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did someone say black sprog?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1721489058823060.webm
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>>78218562
the police should have just them and their families
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imagine being a sprogged wagie. grim
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It's too hot lmao

I hate summer so much
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>>78218560
>It is a lot 2 pay for no reason though

Maybe for a trampy Castlemilk blackneck like you
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>>78218562
Is this going to be gore? Always nervous about blindly opening linked webms
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degassing beer
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how many tinged tots has SSM fathered?
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sleeping on a mattress outside
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SSM has a horde of woglets running around Egypt
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Absolutely shattered me. Nearly 8 hours on a grim pitch watching my lad play a footy tournament.
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if i had a family of my own i wouldn't be in britfeel with you wasters (no offence)
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this didnt age well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogdbvZuzbo
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>>78218569
What's grim about that. Not sprogless are you?
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Funny how obsessed coloured people are with 'respect'. You dis me I disrespect you. Like the lads who post here but in real life
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>>78218628
Over 8 minutes. Took your time on that one
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>>78218587
Fuck me I forgot about that. Now that was TOP bants.
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>>78218640
I'm not here 24/7
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I'm talking about black men in their 50s and 60s too not just rappers
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>>78218646
Just 16/7
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>>78218584
Im not a hun, not fussed about the other stuff. Thx
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He is sprogless and saying its grim to be a 'sprogged wagie'

Astronomical levels of cope there
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you lot are fusty fucks
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I have all my favourite SCEA posts printed off and keep them in a plastic bag down my jumper. Nobody can get them because I sleep on my back.
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a nerve was touched it seems
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>tfw no keyboard breaking gf
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>>78218330
This is a trad wife in 2024
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Do we know why Shippy rarely sees his daughter
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i always wait between 4-5 days to have a wank. You can cum very quick and hard to relatively tame shit. If I wank every day it takes forever and it has to be to some depraved shit
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Really curious what Arbs looks like now
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Do we know why Swanny rarely sees his daughter
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>>78218697
She looks like Natalie Mars
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Shout out to the Arab soft drinks. They never shy away from proper sugar and they always come in nice little glass bottles which has no bearing on the taste of the drink, but somehow always makes the drink nicer than a can
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Some choose a life of rap, cider and youtube over their sprog. Some choose to spend 16 hours a day on /britfeel/.
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>>78218697
she got her cock and balls floating in a jar like Doctor Who's hand
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No woman wants to bear his sprog. I wonder why
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Roight den

Just secured the supplementshires and assorted creams (medicinal and otherwise)

Very glad i kept that cooling box around corr
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corr just had a wank didn't i corr
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Sex? yes
Contraception? No
Pregnancy carried to term? yes
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Why have a sprog if you rarely see it
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eye_contact, cum_in_mouth
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>>78218694
The one i had after a month of pp death from fluoxetine was mental
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its black and it wont let him sleep at night
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Shippy's baby mama found THAT collage
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Ralph Lauren, Brooks Brothers, J. Crew, JPress, Banana Republic, Barbour, Nautica, Spier and Mackey, Sperry, Orvis.
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little monkey lass
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>>78218476
Welper, I love your predictability. You're like our very own little SSM right on Feel Street. I actually ctrl+F these threads with "helper" to make sure I see your every post.
Cheers x
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Corr nuffin like putting the dilator in the cooling box for 10 before insershun
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>>78218746
shippy sleeps well because he rarely sees his brown sprog
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I have never seen these levels of seethe in /britfeel/ in all my time here
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>>78218803
Must be the weather
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HHL off trip I reckon. Cheeky chappy
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Has HHL been most posters tonight?
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Grown man. Puts on a dress and pretend he's got no cock.
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>>78218803
Point out the seethe little lad
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He could never get a girlfriend or sex, so he decided to start taking female hormones he ordered off the internet
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I've just watched the SSM TMAU documentary for the first time. It's actually quite interesting
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>>78218826
It's been endless for the past 3 days. We had gotten down to 1 post every 24 hours, now we are racing through 3-4 threads a day. It hasn't been this active since 2017
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Roof over his head
Electric on the meter
And it's lush.
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>>78218844
Point out the post then little lad
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This is what he chooses to do with his life, this is how he spends his time. Fucking lol
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>>78218844
>can't point it out
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>>78218855
It's not like he can spend quality time with his daughter, is it?
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>>78218854
>>78218865
I've pointed my cock up your arsehole
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>>78218855
pretty sure its a bot at this point? can't imagine this amount of dedication to type out this vomit manually
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There's simply too many examples for him to point out just one, endless even
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>He couldn't point out the posts
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Life's better when you're cutting it right down
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From morning til night, dawn til dusk
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If you new to me channel. That's me email address, and that's me life. Trimethylaminuria, TMAU.
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Something happened about 3 days ago, and it gave him PTSD. He will never recover mentally. It was just too traumatic
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QRD on this 'BritNormie' I keep seeing mentioned?
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He'll never be able to get it out of his system, the damage is permanent
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>>78218880
We all not drinking in life
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>>78218903
That's just Shippy spamming the thread desperately trying to keep his mind off the fact another man is taking care of his daughter.
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>>78218919
It's quite literally a black man too. Not even joking
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High Wycombe
Wareham
Ballygar
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>his daughter calls another man 'daddy'
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>a brown skinned sprog
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QRD on the 'brown sprog' meme? I'm new here
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>>78218972
leave before you get sucked in to this shit general
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his hairline must have receded some more
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wanked to klixen, again. old reliable
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Hangovers too disgusting now. Think i still have 1 from thursday.
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Why isn't he allowed to see his sprog
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Tranny pills stop balding
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Doubt anyone new has come here for years at this point.
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He takes tranny pills, they have little to no effect
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Tranny pills make him infertile. He's fuming at the idea of someone having a sprog
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>>78219039
what's a 'sprog'
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The wuttington hath taken place
Hath it not
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His cum goes up other men's arses, it'll never be anywhere near a womb (something he'll never have)
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>>78219085
I don't think your /britfeel/ enemy is even in the thread Greg
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>>78219114
That wasn't even me, I make nowhere near as many posts as you assume
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a nerve has been well and truly touched
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SSM drinks only the finest beers with no sulphates. No hangover for him de lad.
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Some people speculate BritNormie is siding with his fellow Scot Arbroathy, spamming 'brown sprog' alongside him. Some others speculating that he is defending Shippy, calling Arbroathy an infertile tranny.

The truth? He's doing both, playing both sides and stoking the flames
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>>78219120
But you just happened to reply to me within a minute
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>>78219124
Your prostate nerves by your dildo
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>>78219140
HHL is the 'brown sprog' poster (based)
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Grown man. Taking tranny pills to stop the balding. No effect.
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>>78219153
I suspected this too lad.
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>>78219141
You just happen to be here 16 hours a day
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>>78219153
very based if true
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Norwood Arbroathy
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>>78219167
No I just pop in.
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ombre offspring
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Wonder what June is up to this weekend
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For me it's Arbroathy
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>>78219153
Why wouldn't he just say it on trip?
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>>78219185
You pop in 50 times an hour, 16 hours a day
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Arbroathy and HHL are behind the 'brown sprog' meme
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Trips spend years cultivating an image so every post has to be carefully scrutinised. If it doesn't meet their standards they have to post as anon.
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If a client wanted 16 hours of his time, they'd have to pay over $20,000

We get it for free
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>>78219200
Why wouldn't you just go visit your sprog
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sepia sprog
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The 'brown sprog' meme is my favourite /britfeel/ meme of all time
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>>78219209
Why would HHL want to hide away anonymously when saying 'brown sprog'. He was saying extreme things on trip just 2 days ago, and has done repeatedly for years every time he has a weltdown at night
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HHL hates brown sprogs, famously so
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HHL is Shippy's ally
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>>78219222
Weird isn't it? Over time you tend to think more and more, is it even worth coming here anymore? Then golden threads like the past 3 days come up out of the blue
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>>78219239
HHL doesn't give a fuck about Shippy.
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that wee woglet brings him so much joy
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I can't believe HHL would turn off his trip then spam endlessly for hours and hours, days on end.

What has it got to gain from it?
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/balding/i:op:no;boards:r9k
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>>78219246
>Weird isn't it? Over time you tend to think more and more, is it even worth coming here anymore? Then golden threads like the past 3 days come up out of the blue
Indeed. Really enjoyed watching Shippy have a meltdown.
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>>78219260
You should have had that filtered since 2018
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Shippy fawning over HHL, SCEA, Mayuri etc is so funny because none them ever gave a fuck about him.
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/brown sprog/i:op:no;boards:r9k
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Ah, so focus has moved to HHL, and interesting development in the course of the thread
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>>78219273
No we're still discussing why ShipAnon isn't allowed to see his brown sprog
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>>78219262
Haven't been having a meltdown at all. I always thought the golden age of /britfeel/ was 2017, with the 2019 SCEA era coming a close second, but these last three days have been the funniest threads I've ever seen. I don't think anything will ever be able to beat it. Bar someone from here ending up on national news or something
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Does it really matter if ShipAnon has a brown sprog?
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>>78219287
You had a meltdown
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>>78219270
When have I ever fawned over Mayuri? Saying that, I do hold him in very high regard. One of the best posters we've ever had
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>>78219306
Shippybros??
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"AI Will never take jobs in the advertising industry, that's decades away"

It really is a pity how fast technology moves. Some people struggling to find gigs sooner than they anticipated
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>>78219306
Ughh Shippy will NOT like this post at all
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>>78219306
I await Shippy's response to this one...
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Arbroathy's sprogs will be much more beautiful than shippy's
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I'm making a chart of the different britfeel alliances and divisions. Can everyone post any more they can think of?
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Oh great now Shippy will be spamming 'i-infertile t-tranny' all night
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>>78219341
I'm genuinely on the edge of my seat looking forward to this
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Arbroathy reminds me of SCEA in some respects. I feel like him and Shippy would have got on had things gone differently.
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Where is HHL, what is he up to right now
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Never understood why Shippy constantly namedrops old personalities that haven't posted here in half a decade.
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>>78219365
HHL was here just 90 minutes ago
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>>78219365
He just enjoys shitting up the thread. He thinks he is 'dominating /britfeel/'
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keeping it private. dont even care at this point
it is how it is
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>>78219364
Shagging June
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Shippy on the red telephone begging his baby mama if he can see his daughter this month.
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HHL probably isn't even aware of the thread drama, he doesn't even read posts, just uses this place as his personal blog
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It woggles the wind
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Flying half away across the world to butter some posh twats up then not even securing the contract. I'd be seething if that happened to me. I'd go fucking ballistic
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>>78219394
spat my lucozade sport out at this post
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I miss BritNormie, one of my favourite personalities of all time. Unfortunately he's far too busy for this place nowadays, he rarely posts, if ever.
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Crosslad has been hedging his bets in this feud
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HHL doesn't care about thread drama, he keeping to himself, he knows where he stands, he's in his own lane.
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For me it's Footmong, but he rarely posts either. Miss his feuds with Sean.
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Reckon she on holiday with her chad bf.
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>>78219445
There's many other posters here to seethe at HHL
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>>78219451
Indeed (me)
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>>78219451
Shippy probably amongst those seething at him but taking it out on Arby
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Very nasty of her to go on holiday without telling her subscribers. Probably gone to another country too. Fucking passport wielding bitch.
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Elon Musk reminds me of the kind of person who posts here.
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Arby is based. I'll always stick up for her desu
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I wish BritNormie would pop in once in a while for a cameo appearance
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>>78219481
Well Elon Musk does have a SPH fetish
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>>78219470
and Arby taking it out on Zimlad, such an odd chain of seethe
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Odd how 'Zimlad' has made maybe 5 posts in /britfeel/ yet has been mentioned 124 times

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/Zimlad/
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>>78219479
Yeah lad she'd have no trouble finding countersignatures for her passport. If she upgraded from a child passport, then I doubt it was even required. These bints go on holiday like five or six times a year. Don't believe it when people say they are making ends meet.
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Who has never been abroad here?
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>>78219517
It's not odd at all, you catamite
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>Be me
>Meet girl last weekend at a pub during the England football game
>She's really flirty and has good banter, we really hit it off
>Tells me she works in another bar/pub and the name of it and I say I'll come down next weekend and check it out
>Fast forward to last night
>Have a few drinks and go to her pub
>She's not working, but see what I think is her from behind
>Talk to a guy who is drunk, but also works there asking for this girl who told me to come down
>He says the guy she's with is just a mate
>Approach her calling her a nick name that I thought would be funny
>People watching
>She gives me a puzzled face and I have to say "we met last weekend..."
>"Oh, shit. It's you!" But she's really like wtf.jpeg
>Really cringe and awkward, didn't get to talk much with her and I left after I finished my pint
I psyched her up in my own head for nearly a week. Thinking what could be for her to do me like that.
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>>78219547
124 times in less than 2 months
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HHL has been posting off trip a lot lately
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>>78219557
You make 100,000 posts a year on 4chan, probably read close to a million, including this one
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>>78219563
Mostly seething at Shippy LOL!
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>>78219566
>You make 100,000 posts a year on 4chan
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On this day Turkey invaded Cyprus 50 years ago. Now they invade us with thousands of immigrants.
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Better than bored, lonely and depressed. And I mean depressed.
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>>78219571
Hope you've enjoyed this week as much as I have lad, /britfeel/ has still got some life left in her yet
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>>78219594
wish ssm would uploaf.
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Just want seasideMARK PS5 Slim Gaming to return to be honest with you
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I smoke cannabis
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>>78219517
If you include other names like zimmy and insulting ones like gorillafucker or whatever people are using to own him then it's more still
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>>78219517
He broke the sprogless. Undeniable proof of having a sprog sent them into terminal seethespiral.
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>>78219551
>>Approach her calling her a nick name that I thought would be funny

Go on lad. What was it?
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SSM posts always make me smile
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I probably make closer to 150,000 posts on 4chan each year.
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>>78219595
Can't keep this level of posting up. I will cutting right back next week
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>>78219635
Hey name is saffron and I loudly said "Curry powder!"
Cringe AF
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Might retire the Arbroathy character. It's served its purpose
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>>78219641
That's 400 odd posts a day. Assuming a one minute delay (not always there but averages out) that's about six straight hours of posting. Totally achievable. A dedicated poster could probably get to nearly double per day. Combine with a second device, could easily make over half a million posts a year. Of utter drivel ofc.
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Shartbroathy. Grown man. Wears a dress and calls himself a woman. Takes pills to wither his testicles for some reason.
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>>78219646
Nor can I, properly done myself in this week. I planned to go cold turkey today but I've already spent a solid 7 hours here today
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The time has come for me to make a face reveal. This is 1 year HRT. Be kind.
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what do apus think of kermit the frog? beloved green icon or sell out?
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>>78219646
>cutting right back next week
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>>78219702
Didn't you post your face on Brit/Pol/
Yeah I'm a /Pol/ chad
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The concept of a grown man spending 16 hours a day gimmick posting for the attention of 30-50 incel NEETs is genuinely hilarious to me.
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Brown sprog running around biting the furniture loooooool
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>>78219717
There are at least 2 of us that have been spending 16 hours a day here this week, probably 3-4
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>someone (possibly Shippy) makes fun of arby
>not even three mins later a brown sprog lol post gets made
Absolutely pathetic how you fucking mongs will watch the thread like a hawk just waiting for your activation phrases and spring into action with your generic responses.
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>>78219717
More like 10-15
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>>78219251
HHL doesn't give a fuck about ANYONE but HHL
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>>78219761
That's why it's his world
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YOU PACK OF SHUT IN SPASTICS
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Wish SCEA would come back
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Big fan of 'brown sprog' posting me
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I'm going to bang my chubby goth friend by the end of August
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>>78219702
What a pretty lady and I mean that, I'm not lying.
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>>78219779
I've been sure some of the posts have been his over the past few days. Take that as a compliment if they were yours
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Are Arbroathy needs to adopt a trip to prevent imposters
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>old personalty from 5 years ago
XDD
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>>78219801
Shippy you are delusional about SCEA. He doesn't post here. Hasn't for years.
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>>78219766
Except his world is a neverending cycle of getting wasted and having weltdows, then sobering up and claining to know sober is better. Wakeaways and ASMR. Lying to his support group and blaming his worker lady for telling him he could drink. Repeat. Repeat.
Anyway, I hope he gets a bag soon, then more and more, until something really fucked up happens.
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>>78219821
I wonder if Shippy would still be posting about me if I killed myself 5 years ago
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>>78219822
he was sameshipping replies impersonating SCEA in the last thread. I decided not to call him out on it
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tried playing dark souls with a gamepad
its just not the same
might be for you
but its not for me
>>78219716
the one of me in rehab? yea
>>78219805
cant be bothered rly
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>>78219716
I enjoy the posts made under that name a lot more over there
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>>78219837
I saw that too. He didn't even change his posting syntax
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>>78219834
He doesn't even know who you are
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where's a good place to buy boner pills from
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Arbroathy's real fans knows what she looks like <3
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Got that bad hangxiety me. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs. At least I'm 6 weeks no wokey.
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is arbroathy in the discord?
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>>78219881
Get a bag in lid. It Waturday x
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>>78219882
He's in the morgue after slitting hid wrists. You have no idea how bad the weather is in that part of Scotland
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post her pic lad
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>>78219891
sprogged wagie paws made this post
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Arbroathy's stinky bussy
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>>78219517
One of the best post-to-attention ratios in britfeel history
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are Steven got the shop in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21xbd9Sh0Eg
>>78219882
im rarely on discord these days let alone any server
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Listening to nigger music
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Sex is a human right.
Is it not
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>>78219916
Accurate assessment there
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>>78219923
I heard when he lets men bum him he doesn't wash or enema. Just lets em stick it in raw, unfiltered, uncleaned. A thoroughly churned mixture of shit, liquid shit, lube, blood and anal mucus is everywhere by the time they're done.
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>>78219937
Human rights don't exist.
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recommendations for pc games to play?
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>>78219960
Spaff of Duty: Modern Spafffare
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>AMAZON MEDICAL WISH LIST
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>>78219967
don't like how it plays today too fast and twitchy
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Need a cute girlfriend with soft and pretty feet.
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>dvdlad on don't pay take it away for an unpaid debt of 3492.34 to hmv
>"d-d-don't take me audrey hepburn dvds, p-please"
>have you got a receipt to prove they're not yours?
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>NHS workers named in gangstalking documents
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Storing physical media is based and old money
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>>78219960
Holocure
Dishonoured
KotoR
Stardew Valley
Enter the Dungeon
Disco Elysium
Early Arkham games
Far Cry 3-5
Ori
Ni No Kuni White Witch
MGSV
Early Lego Star Wars games
Borderlands Pre Sequel (underrated)
Pokemon gen 3 ROM hacks
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never thought i was a foot man but the other day i was watching a girl suck dick prone and her feet came intro frame. when i saw it my brain just fucking fired away and i nutted hard, been looking for similar stuff since
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I wish Lauren would show her feet off in her videos more.
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It a lush and I mean lush
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>>78220018
not to be a prick but i've played all of these, apart from pokemon (never liked it) and holocure, which just seems like vampire survivors. am i wrong?
thanks anyway
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>>78220018
Need to see SSM play all of them
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He's gone to bed now after a hard day of posting drivel
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>>78220064
Only SSM would team a smart shirt with a sports jacket and baseball cap
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>>78219960
FFXIV.
It lush and I got a wolf cub.
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need a care home update from HHL
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>>78220103
June's flappy cunt dripping with his spunk
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>>78219894
she looks vintage. love vintage 1970s girls me
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>>78220095
He's on the red telephone asking Sheboon if he can see the woglet
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>>78220136
What about 1930s girls? Phwoar and I mean corrrr.
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For some FUCKING reason these auto-curated song radio stations on spotify update themselves every minute or so now

Keeps adding and removings songs randomly all the freaking time, it's nuts really

I get this is the algo trying to keep the thing varied or whatever, but give me a chance to listen to the shit first though for crying out loud! It boggles the mind
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>>78220143
ANY GIRLS FROm de 1900s de lid. they wore nice summer dresses x
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>>78220070
Why would you be a prick for saying that lol? Yeah holocure is like that vampire game. Very fun, especially if you like hololive vtubers.
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Anyone had partridge before? What's it taste like?
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SSM vtuber
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>>78220153
I'll have to take more screenshots when I watch me old films. Some proper beauties back then.
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You'll never see her in a summer dress.
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>>78220186
Post the one of her thighs. I like that one
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>>78220173
Tastes a bit like Steve Coogan, I reckon.
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>>78220143
She looks even better in colour
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>>78220195
Nice thick thighs them.
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I'm glad he has an outlet for this 'politically incorrect' type of stuff shall we say. He has to curate a very DEI/ESG compliant facade, so he has to let his hair down somewhere
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>>78220203
Genuinely expected this reply.
Still chuckled tho
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Boring inane wankers
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>>78220218
Very nice de lad. Not a fan of colourising black and white films, mind. Mum was watching the colourised version of It's a Wonderful Life and I gave her a 20 minute telling off.
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>>78220225
Agree with you there RM mate
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did any of you bully kids at your school?
i was bullied up until secondary school when i bullied a couple pale dumpy kids for the entirety of my time there. feel really bad about it now
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>>78220225
>beaming 5g into your genitalia
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>>78220268
No, lad. I was bullied for being into metal and growing my hair long.
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You're not talented at all at making /britfeel/ posts. You should find something else you enjoy doing.
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>>78220268
Nah, I wasn't exactly popular sat school but didn't really get bullied, never physically anyway.

I'm more successful than most people at my school now anyway
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>>78220287
What would you suggest? I'm open to ideas
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Would love a seasideMARK update right about now
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My taste in music, you ask? Impeccable.
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>>78220287
Who are you even addressing this too
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>>78220296
Being a racist trans woman seems popular nowadays. Have you tried that, little lad?
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I made 14 grand last week
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>>78220316
I've spent the past 3 days defending her
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>>78220314
fav album?
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Made three fiddy quiddingtonshireham yesterday, me
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>>78220326
Same, and it lush.
>>78220330
Korn - Untouchables
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ayo the skribbl is up

https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
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My taste in fashion, you inquire? Unmatched.
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My taste in women, you wonder? Extraordinary.
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>>78220352
fav outfit?
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My fartingtons? VERY stinky.
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>>78220362
fav woman?
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>>78220363
naked lass with big tits and just high heels
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No point in valium now near bed time. I have it in the morning to enjoy it more.
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will you be spending a 4th day defending Arbroathy tomorrow?
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Yeah this one's a kino banger

Probably one of the GOATs in the lib
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>>78220381
a naked rosa parks being fucked up the back of the bus (her arseington)
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>>78220392
late nights ain't the same without you bae
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Hope BritNormie is having a nice time in Thurso
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britfeelers won't read a book because it's too many words but will read this general for 16+ hours a day
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Summer? Not a fan.
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/britfeel/ online pictionary room is up. Test your mettle against other spergs and 'tismos

https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
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New wastle thread lads

>>78220430
>>78220430
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>>78220426
What have you got instead. Air con?
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>>78220420
Books are for women and homosexuals, lad.
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Nu bread soon is it not
'tis indeed
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>>78220186
and yet she still has dozens of simps sending her free games. You almost don't even have to try as a woman. Most of them probably don't know she already has a boyfriend of five years
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Tiger Tom all the way de lads
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Haven't read a book for over 10 years.
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Rest in peace Captain Tom. Legend.



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