sexually all i want is to be built like an absolute slampig (like picrel) and get BRED by men even though im a moid i wish i wasnt like this...
>>82346456if its any assurance to you OP, if you did look like picrel i would breed you
>>82346456you should just download grindr and get topped
>>82346466honestly you wouldnt even need to look exactly like her, just get chubby, put on the clothes, and atleast attempt to do good makeup and id probably fuck the shit out of you
>>82346466of course thats why i wanna look like that>>82346468i did get topped by my internet friends a few times
>>82346456>an absolute slampig (like picrel)she's cute but she isn't fat enough
>>82347098when i say slampig i usually mean something like picrelnot a disgusting hambeast
Slammers are avg height or less. Larger waist. Average attractiveness. Not morbidly obese. A forgettable face, brick shape, round, or pear. Having small or sloppy tits. Where the plap sound is their best feature.
>>82347323>165cm>average face>61kg>50cm waist>98cm assmaybe there is a chance for me to be a good slampiggie...
>>82346456>Fat>But small titsWhat's the point?At least I'm sure she loves anal
>>82346456I concur I wish that could happen. I would settle for dressing up in girl clothes and having guys touch and lust for me, but idk I'd have to trust them a lot and also I'm not very cute
>>82346456>>82347843Stop watching porn and your AGP should dissipate, fucking retards.
>>82347987I have watched the least porn in my entire adult life over the last month, and also I feel the gayest I have probably ever been
Just sissy maxxx.
>>82348012that guy is kinda ugly and fati DONT wanna be like him
>>82347323>Not morbidly obese.just class 1-2 obese>>82348026you have to get fat to have a slamable ass and soft bitchmode body
>>82348105>soft bitchmode bodyi have that but im only slightly chubby
>>82348117and how fat is your ass?
>>82348157fat but not fat enough unfortunately
>>82346456Your not alone anon. I wish I was built like a fucking greek god so I can fuck any and every sluty slampigs because I have this masculine urge to fuck and creampie phat ass trans.Man I wish we had the perfect bodies right now to fuck anon because I guarantee you are going to be my bottom slampig bitch and marking you with my seeds inside you.
>>82348009That's called going through withdrawals, stupid hedonist.
>>82346456sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce please
>>82346484would you get boypreggers, anon
>>82346456bro needs to hit the squats and eat more
>>82349262no but i like the idea of getting BRED>>82349287i do squats but i eat less i dont wanna be fat just bottom heavy
>>82349246Nevermind, found her. im_cherry_blossom
>>82349298you need to be soft tho, and cultivate HUGE bum / glutes.huge to attract cock, and soft for cushioning...
>>82349298>but i like the idea of getting BREDbeing bred ends with either pregnancy or butter, anon
>>82348451Always the right answer
picrel slim top half build is totally fine and poggers though, don't get me wrong when I say you (butt) needa be soft
>>82349413i dont care how it ends as long as it happens to me>>82349667yeah thats cutebeing that slim in the top but still slampiggy in the lower half would be perfect...
>>82349698your pic has some nice boob on it too though...maybe you get lucky and find a guy who wants to make your chest all slutty too...
