existence is pain edition
you faggot cops are useless at your manhunt coz all u know how to do is fuck up 12 year olds and look at 4chan posts and forward love letters about crushesya boy's in the woods hiding under a rock and not postin his location on 4chan and now you're in trouble!
Had a dream you knocked on my bedroom door and I woke up to you coming on. Then you climbed in bed with me, kissed me, and told me you'd been waiting for me for so long
did Mike finally put a sock in it? thank fuck for that. he completely and utterly ruined these threads. he kept shitting up the board too much.
i've had multiple old r9k friends pop up and contact me after years of radio silence since i recently started dating a guy from here. i can only assume that they are agents of chaos sent by higher forces to meddle and cause me undue stress during a very sensitive time in my relationship. my head is fully in the game, though. i got my moid secured and he is moving in to. day. pregnancy arc inbound
>>82347006im glad that you're having fun constantly riling up mike, but this is literal skub/anti-skub faux discourse that winds up dominating the threads. please.. spare us.. i beg
>>82347006Mike's dead. Only person who needs to put a sock in it is you. You constantly whine and complain every thread it's so fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up you're clogging up the thread with your garbage words instead of writing actual letters to your person. Stupid faggot.
and they're off.. sigh
>>82347136oh, man, good one, Mike. that was hilarious
I love you like Mike loves Maria. kek
for the record, I don't know anything about Mike, but I just felt like he was shitting up these threads way too much. every thread, it was just him, 80%+ of the replies was just him. every time. lol
It has been almost a week since you died, i've picked up old habits again that i do when depressed and i shed a tear on the drive home for you. i need to distract myself more.im sorry for all the things we never got to do.rest well, you're free
this mike suicide shit and the retarded fossilized infertile whore talking about her lame life have made these threads unusable
Dear D,You were right all along faggot. I arranged for you to take the fall so I could have an excuse to get the fuck out of there. You were left holding the bag, literally and figuratively. The funniest part of it all is that you told everyone the 100% truth of what happened, but you were such a dipshit drug-addled retard from a broken home that nobody believed you and saw me as the victim of your scheme. Oh, and all those years later when I saw your sorry ass working at a grocery store for minimum wage, all covered in tattoos and shit, I was the one who asked to speak to the manager and made up another bullshit story about you acting weird around a minor lmaoYou deserved it, you absolute piece of shit
You've been filtered.
>>82347244he.. definitely has a lot of free time on his hands and is extremely neurotic, which results in heavily dominated threads. the upside, there's almost always a letter thread up in the catalog. the downside, actual letters can get lost in the sea of schizo rambling
>>82346595Yes, begin a sea monkey is pain
>Mike is deadGood fucking riddance lmaoRest in piss, shitter
>>82347409Mike. quite possibly one of the biggest shitposters of all time. that guy would spam literally hundreds of times in these threads lol
>Mike.LOOOOOL!
>>82347244And now 80% of the thread is you shitting it up being a faggot whiny little bitch
I wonder if anyone sees what a hypocrite they are that almost 100% of the posts are about Mike written by the people who complain about Mike shitting up the thread. The only people who are shitting up the thread are the ones who complain. Fucking retards.
In any case it feels great to see how retarded these people are. Now write 20 more posts complaining about Mike and ruin the thread yourselves like you always do. Mikes fucking dead and these retards literally are fingering their own assholes and then complaining about their anal bleeding
So 12 of 22 posts are from the retards complaining about Mike saying he is the one who fucks up the letter threads. Jesus. Over half of the thread is trash because of you retards. All without Mike saying a single word.
>>82347588I just thought it's funny that Mike isn't shitting up these threads anymore. that's all.
>>82347646all I know is that every time you say "Mike" it makes me laugh so hard. because he's spammed so many times in these threads.
>11 years later I'm back to getting involved with women from this board who turn out to be crazy and make my health declineI am retarded I am retarded
>>82348278There are women who are worse in real life
>>82347693Not a single word? But "he" (wink wink) is still making several posts every thread
