Previous >>82333716Health-worsening editionQOTT: what measures do you take to make sure you die as soon as possible?
might drink some alcohol but idk there isnt that much left could make me angry instead of drunk
>>82354183Anon I like Andre Gide too. Do you want to be friends
>>82354610that is okay with me anony
>>82354283It's hilarious how you think that misquoting random concepts from statistical analysis is going to save you from the massive L of saying there's no data, only to be presented with data. Then you had to shift to saying that the available data was not statistically relevant enough.So you went from saying there's nothing, to saying there's something but it's not enough. It's like character development. I'll give 3 years until you start hrt, tops. Transphobes be lying and be losing.
>>82354699Im retarded, is that a yes or no?
>>82354525I spend all day every day on 4chan dot org
>>82354731affirmative, i would like that anon !
>>82354724that is very romantic but I'd like him to have a nice easy time.
me and my bf's anniversary is next month and im flying to see him for the second time to celebrate it, im very happy. i hope i get married to him so i can live there full time
>>82354793>bf>saw each other two times ending in disaster
>>82354803better than the 0 times you've seen your bf that doesn't exist
>>82354780What's your preferred method of contact
>>82354820SICK BURN OOOHHHHHfuck off you nigger. you dont belong here and neither does your shithole country boyfriend. go back to donkey kong.
>>82354525>QOTTEating a diet of junk food, crippling depression and fucking up my sleep schedule seems to be doing the trick.
>>82354820Saw him today lol
>>82354850I'm sorry you have to hoard pictures of transformers in one more autistic attempt to fill the void left by 20+ years of celibacy
>>82353707i think you rock mathkun don't let anyone discourage your efforts to improve yourself and your mind! i assume that was you that made the post about retaking algebra from khan the other day, it's a good tip. i'm not very far along yet but khan is so much better than my teacher was i still feel like there's a lot of trial and error but from khan i feel like instead of throwing things at a wall and seeing what sticks i've a bunch of sticky things and am seeing what hits the target so it is better in my opinion, what i had in school was called college algebra though they've since renamed it to something fancier as i recall the trig part was the easiest portion but i don't know how in depth it was compared to taking it in precalc context i don't know if i'll catch up to you or not but i plan to spend about 2 hrs everyday on it since i have some free time this semester so we'll see
I DID NOT ASK FOR BROKE NIGHAS TO CHIME INthis land is ours and will continue to be ours long after you break up with your so called very retarded bfs no boyfriend havers allowed in herez period.
>>82354896Why do you take such pride in being a lonely retard? If you had 5% of that energy towards your gay self, you would have a bf.
Is it better to have a bf and break up or to never have a bf at all?
>>82354525>QOTTchop breaks and murder soundbwoys with my wicked sound until my heart gives out on stage with one last amen break played at my funeral to sure that im made a legend in the history in all those books about the jungle madness
>>82354918What if your gay self is also your loser self.
>>82354964I don't think it is. I think your gay self wants a bf but the loser self is all retarded "duh no bf havez, only incels allowed" like you developed some cult mentality surrounding your presence here
>>82354981If I said to you I was a bisexual would you say that the gay half is the winner half and the straight half is the loser half?
>>82354999when did being an incel became your entire personality?
>your gay self
>>82354525What's the point of femboys? They're basically just a foid at that point. They act and look women so...>but a heckin pecker between the legsAnd? Just put a dildo on a girl and it's the same thing.
Big dick femboys though are a treasure that must be protected.
>>82355019"Femboys" (drawn anime girls with penises) are a heterosexual perversion for straightoids with reddit dick fetishes.
>>82355017what's the matter, haven't accepted him yet?
femboys have bastardized what it means to be gay and ill stand on that
>>82355006>Answering my question with another question
>>82354999Each part carries 25% of the loser half
>>82354837i think we may already frens but just haven't talked in a lil :(
>>82355031i dont even know that guy if im being desu honest with you
>>82355066He is you, but you've been locking him inside a moldy closet for so long
>>82355074did i? i must have forgotten about that... i hope hes okay, i dont mess with mold
tfw no bf who will make me sleep on the floor naked if i misbehave
Late night watch party with bf and goldfish crackers
>>82355111he's not okay, he's starving for affection and begging for a chance to see the light of day and feel the softness of a man's touch. Indulge him
>>82354525I run a resale business. I plan to hire only gay men. Not because I'm gay (I'm not) but because I want a run a company were every guy under man is attracted to me (I'm 6'2 and fit) so they work harder.
>>82355157we all stan an ally
>>82355151im not sure which way to take this one, but somewhere in here youre saying i need to touch myself
>>82355157Your critical mistake here is that they'll also all be attracted to each other and willing to settle, so productivity will plummet because they're all having sex in the toilet during break.
>>82355210You need the touch of a man that isn't yourself. Someone else
100 shots100 shots How the fuck you miss a whole hunnid shots?
>>82355157One of the bottoms will poison your coffee if you give another bottom more attention.
>>82355331im glad you told me that. i already touched myself, but it didnt seem to make any difference at all
do people really masturbate for 30+ minutes? like hand on dick the entire time? or are they sneaking a few breaks in there
I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man for real.
i was doing that, but i finished and now there is literally nothing to do for the rest of my life...
>>82355157>were every guy under man is attracted to meThe key to making bottoms obsessed with you is this:1)love bomb him with attention and affection, make him feel special and/or secure, make him feel like he's "found the one" to be with forever.2)suddenly withdraw all positive attention and act cold and distant (don't be mean/angry about it just be distant). Don't answer any of his calls, texts (but don't block him either). Throw any gifts he gives you in a corner (like they don't matter, but don't throw them away either), start giving positive attention to others right in front of him. Imply he needs to leave your life (but don't outright say it so you can gas light him later).3)You'll know you're getting somewhere if he sends you messages like "fuck u im gonna kys!!" OR if he tries to inverse it and be like "I'm seeing someone else fuck you". Just ignore these.4)Once the drama blowout peaks all you have to do is WAIT for a moment of weakness. Usually he'll be depressed or feeling down and he'll send you a text like "i miss u (emoji-sad-face)", at that moment return to stage 1. Basically you'll have an obsessed stalker after a while, I'm not kidding I've done this to 2 people.
Literally everything that could have went wrong today went wrong
Psychomaxxing
>>82355597there there. its okay, you can still tell me ALL about it
>>82355595I'd rather be alone than do that to someone else where's your empathy bro
>>82355645I guess I've accepted it and just plan to try harder next time and bottle up the feelings I have right now by listening to some sad music. Tomorrow is a new day >tfw no mommy-like bf
mommy bf with double d tiddies
>>82355736that sucks. i guess you have the right idea though; its better to forget about it for now. i hope you enjoy some of tonight(?) at leasti asked for a mommy-like bf first. do not manifest >:c
i would mommy the shit out of my fbf. cook, clean, read him bedtime stories even. i just don't seem to ever fit in to people's lives though.
>>82355797would you let him suck your boytits?
>>82355800yes if it would make him happy. i have sensitive nips so i'd probably enjoy that too.
>>82355797cleaning is not a mommy activity. what kind of family is this?
>>82355820cleaning is the most mommy activity anon
>>82355824no way. cleaning is split among everyone. actually, cleaning is a classic kids chore. cooking for people and doing the dishes is criminal
>>82355595If engaging in dark triad high-functioning sociopath behavior is what it takes now to be with a bf these days, I'd rather die alone in my own arms.
>>82355842why are you like this? obviously not everyone acts like that. why you always cherry picking reasons to be bfless
>>82355820moms do everything domestic wise
>>82355824>>82355868my mommy bf wont be cleaning the entire house thats all i know
daddy gf
cleaning is a sign of my deep affection and appreciation. why would you deny me my little household chores during which i will be daydreaming about you while you're asleep or at work and gradually getting more excited that you'll come home/wake up and we get to spend more time together and surprise the house is clean :)
>>82355939that level of devotion is legitimately scary and overbearing
>>82355939well, i wouldnt be able to stop you from cleaning while im asleep or at work, but also my space isnt that dirty so you wont be gaining a lot of time. unless youre a filthy pigsty mommy and in that case i might not feel like helping anyways. uggh... fine. i concede
>>82355967sigh whatever it'll never happen anyways i'll just be weird alone
Fag stuff is for depressed teens. Grow up.
its over all of the doting motherly bfs only want fatNEET slobGODS they hate a real mommys boy
>>82355982nooo anon you'd be a good mommy :c
>>82355939thank you for cleaning. i love you
>>82355999>not depressed as a teen>late bloomer no interest in sex or relationships>depressed as a young adult>anon, i feel... enlightened
>>82356064this is gonna be one of those posts i think about in the shower sometimes that makes me smile
mommy bf wearing just an apron
>>82355757>>82356091now we are talking
actually i'd be wearing one of your t-shirts that is way too big for me
>>82356012>>82356101now we are talkingredo
>>82356077you deserve to be appreciated
>>82356119you are so very sweet yourself anon
my bestest friend is playing shitty poe2 again. i hate poe. i hate poe2... i hate arpgs..... i need friends so bad
he's playing astlibra rn
whoa vampire survivors is getting actually multiplayer instead of remote play together if only i had a fbf to play with
its over its so frickin over
>>823562225 star perfect rating? i need a human to confirm
>>82356305ive ruined myself on this sorry fbf
need a fbf who is good at massaging to work out the kink in my back
I'm totally lying about my massaging skills on my bf resume. I'll learn once I get one hehe.
i just want my bf to rub my temples
>tfw no fbf to watch me play a puzzle game about beans that turn into lil monsters
>>82356077All it takes is someone talking to you like that anonymously? If someone tells you that in real life you will melt, softie
>>82356784no one is going to tell me that in real life unfortunately
>>82356836They would if you stopped hiding in your room like a preteen and started going out more often
i was right and i wish i was so so wrong
If you are not a teenager anymore you need to grow up and stop being a fag.
I choose not to grow up AND remain a fag.
You all need to grow up.
im already 6'2 what do you want
>>82356942Being a fag is not a passing fancy, it's for life
>>82357207nah. i was gay 2 years ago and im not gay anymore
>my experience = everyone's experienceThere are some very big dummies out there!
>>82355595Someone did this shit to me and I got so fucking obsessed that I kept stalking all their shit, looking at what they were doing. Literally had withdrawal symptoms from not messaging them. At some point I forced myself to stop looking them up, but it's insane looking back at how good they were at making me obsessed. Now, if someone has stalkers I see that as a giga red flag.
I hate being 5'7. I don't mind bottoming but I don't like being submissive, like I'm so insecure about my height.
hollow knight sucks
>tfw no shortie top bf
i am very lonely
God I wish I could be a househusband for someone.I'd do it even for free, like I just get to cook for a guy I find cute he doesn't even have to let me fuck or anything
>>82357577Grow up faggot. Grow some balls and marry a cute girl.
>>82357584sooner I'll die than get the courage to find a bf to eternally be happy with.
>>82357594You are a grown man. You can't be a faggot forever.
NEW r9gay server dropped on Discord: https://pastebin.com/ZT8iPbtgHAIL VICTORY HAIL FASCISM! HAIL ESTORIC HOMOSEXUALIST ACHILLEAN FASCISM. ENDSIEG is upon us!
>>82357807Looks like a Fatpostle thing aka avoid.
>>82357835The only thing I avoid more than discord servers are Pringles (should be called SHITgles). Hate those things like you wouldn't believe
>>82357608>You can't be a faggot forever.I'll dedicate my life to proving you wrong.If anything I'm doing you a solid, you get all the women to yourself since I'm not taking any.
>>82357969>>82357969I am a quality poster. Stop trying to derail the thread with propaganda.
>feel kind of tired and hungry>know when I eat I'll feel dog tired and will have to megadose on caffeine again to feel aliveLife sucks
WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE...
damn, border patrol just fucked up bad.you do not fuck with firefighters.bad things are gonna happen to them...
>>82357341join the national guard and learn not to be fucked with
>>823573415"7 isnt that bad honestly, you can be good at that height just find a shorter guy. it is all propaganda that bottoms only want 6" chads. i'm 5"3 so a 5"7 top would work perfectly fine for example
>>82355516Big yay for gay
im taller than 6' bow to me
Laugh at tall tops.Love short tops.
r9g pulling a card out of the hat on what to discuss today
live... uhh tops?
>>82357353finally someone said it. Not original comment :(
every day im reminded of the unfair treatment i recieve on this webzone
Whatcha gonna do about it lanky? Breathe less oxygen up there? Hahahaha.
receive
I can sense you're here lurking in the thread
being tall is only bad when im tallmommy bf is only good when i dont ask for itrobot9001 filter evasion is a 1day ban only when i do ityeah yeah yeah
punished anon, denied his short mommy bf
i wont forget what happened. thats all im saying
you're a nice anon. dont come to r9gay tomorrow. *cocks cock*
good morning every buddy, i hope you all had a good morning today and a good day today for the rest of the day today. you're doing great
Meow lost all my games but had fun regardless yay
I was going to go the store (and get McDonalds on the way home, as a treat) but my car made a horrible squealing noise when I started it and I decided not to risk driving it since if it had problems I would have trouble getting it looked at before Tuesday. Looks like I'm stuck home for a bit.
Watching youtube videos about obscure and forgotten japanese rpgs again...
What is the fucking point of these horrible threads???
https://youtu.be/pgyNzDUi8sAPoobots...
What's the point of this board? Same answer.
bf had a dream of me and I dreamt of him, psychic connection is growing stronger
>>82360221Homogay containment
>>82359746i only get mcdonas if ive been good and got work done. its a good system cause otherwise id get it too much. it makes maca all the sweeter also.one time i was sitting in a mcdona and i got chocolate milk so i was reading the label, and it was surprisingly fortified with many nutrients. in general maca has pretty heallthy meals for kids with the apple slices and all, so i was like "you know i think maca is the only place on the next stage of things, they actually care about keeping customers alive so theyll keep buying maca as long as possible." and it is more true there than say bk or tacobell...but this old guy who was wiping down tables overheard me and he was like "hey, i think youre right! and you wanna know something?" i was like sure. and he said, "i dont even work here ;)" maca is a fun place
Today I had a dream I don't remember but I woke up scared anxious and feeling unsafe. Couldn't even close my eyes because every time I would I felt like there could be someone/a monster there once I opened them.
>>82360411Maccy fuckin' Deez
>>82359019Thanks anon. It's nice to know there's others out there that wouldn't mind my shortness. 5'3 is a very cute height too.
>tfw only 5'10" with a 7"x5" micro penistoo ugly to bottom and not chad enough to top...it's over.
https://youtu.be/kbKRsvIb8acI'm just glad meow is back to making videos
>>82360221True solitary confinement is very difficult.
mommy bf lactating
>>82360426yeah i get that a lot, though sadly always in the little brother type of way rather than romantic, i hope you find someone to rail medium man :)
>>>/gif/29381913cannibal bf anon spotted
at least my car is keeping me off the fast food today but I will have to go somewhere tomorrow or I won't have anything to eat tomorrow except more frozen pizza and even I am sick to death of frozen pizza.
A troon called me a homofascist online today. Big words for someone who'll kill themselves soon!
>>82360461Idgi meow
Big words for a James Charles impersonator
>>82361106Fuck off its my new take it doesn't belong to you
>>82361327I don't even know what it means anon help me I'm too busy thinking of makeup>>82361328I wouldn't want anything that belongs to you anyway
>>82355595some bpd whore i found off /soc/ tried doing this to me but did such a hash job of it they came off as comical and eventually i got disinterested i hope ive been vaccinated against the real thing
heard the last name of my ex bf and was reminded of how I told him I was excited to have his last name, he acted kinda shocked because he thought he had a crummy name, but to me it was beautiful because it was his. It reminded me how much I loved him, and how I still love him, someday I'll move on; but not today.
im adventuring today
and now the thread quality dive bombs into the pavement
Taking on my bfs foreign surname to throw people off
>>82361921are you gonna try it anonny? seems weird putting pbj on a bun and even weirded that it's one of their main selling points but could surprise you idk...
>>82361921theyre hiring get in there anon
expanding to fill the space inside my bf's heart
we've moved back to the /lgbt/ board>>>/lgbt/40895507
im staying on /r9gay/ with my girlfriends but you guys have fun over there
>>82362353fatpostle really fell off hard
Really just want a cute twink to have sex with when I want and game with when I want and occasionally cuddle and go on dates together with to the moviesI'm straight btw
>>82362353And stay there faget.
If any of you smoke, can you tell me your favorite brand pls?
camels if non menthol newports if menthol
>>82362788Can I see a photo of your pack anonny?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_GaravitoSafe Sleazy wants to rape and kill little boys
>>82363153>if you say he shouldnt be a youth mentor youre racist and homophobic
>>82361779What the fuck? Did I write this post and not remember?
>>82363214XD I guess there is more than one sigma male itt
>>82354110Hue love smaking this argument which, if he wants a bit farming outrage, would really expose him as super low IQ. They also see us as the same thing as pedophiles. But you're not advocating for our pedo xisters in struggle to join us. Point being just because some retards see me the same as people I don't like doesn't mean I should like the people I don't like based solely on being disliked by the same group. That's not a good basis for your morality and even 5 year olds know this.
>>82363363Never date a boy with bpd, I'm telling ya.
>>82363443yea, I learned the hard way.
>>82354221Story is never going to play wow with you.Story is never going to start a business with you.He is a retard who can't be helped. You are insane and untrustworthy narrator
>>82363469amen brother also I liked that movie
>>82363497kino, you've got good taste in movies, maybe you're my double ganger O.o
I feel like story's life should be adapted into a novel
>>82363504we should bask in our shared hatred of bpd boys that ruined our love lifes
>>82363529where is that picture from originalilily
>>82363529I don't hate him, it's not his fault he was born that way. I hope he gets better and that I do to.
>>82363558@nyombiegao on twitter
I like boy names with three syllables. They always feel the sweetest.Do ri an An tho nyBen ja minJu li an
>>82363576Perhaps you are right. I just wish things could've been different and we could be together right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDuxP2vnWNkI've played this song so many times, I kinda relate to him at this point>>82363595I have a four syllable name, the sacred and the propane.
>>82363629yeah, I wish I was with him sometimes too, I hope we'll both get over them and find someone who won't hurt us; and that none of us come away with too many new scars, our exes too. I'm the man with the golden heart, I hope it doesn't turn to stone.
>>82354466He so not your friend, he doesn't even recognize you anymore lmao. Not that he ever did. You're a literal bothersome simp. People like you are the worst type. Stupid karens trying to "help" those who didn't ask or want their "help". Mind your own business.
>>82354478Your zoomerhays is blinding you old man. No, anons under 25 take more than w shower a week, they cook and actually clean afterwards instead of literally having to throw away skillets from getting infested with maggots. Someone who doesn't shower himself is not very likely to clean up after the cats. You're just not very informed and blinded by your love for /our pig/>>82354527No one sad anything about bleach you fucking schizophrenic. Your brain doesn't work normally so you go off on the tangents all the time >>82354574>Just because you don't know him means you also don't know him despite knowing more about his personality traits by actually seeing how he behaves and what he posts99% of people are 100% more likely to do it than he is>>82354693Translation: how do I justify my gross dildo masturbations by making it sound more selfless instead of just a horny freak looking to please himself
>>82363867is it really so wrong to want to please myself? will my fbf REALLY care that much if I'm not so tight he can't stick it in without an hour of stretching so he doesn't hurt me?
>>82355023Only if they're tops
>>82363884It's not wrong at all, I personally find sex toys gross, but I don't like when people try to make their selfish needs feel altruistic. I don't doubt you'd want your bf to have an easier time but I don't believe that's your primary motivation when fuckin your own ass.
>>82363929oh ok that makes sense, I don't do it very often but I do have needs, my fbf's comfort is a nice side obj but ur right it's not the first reason.
I would have problem if my bf used some reasonable toys before me. I wouldn't want to hurt him and as a virgin myself I'm likely to do that without realizing it.
To be honest, I would think it's odd if he didn't have any toys. Not even an improvised toy? Not even your fingers? How do we even know you're gay?
Cooked the pork chops I had and my lazy ass burned them slightly because I say down for a moment and then straight up forgot about them for almost 10 minutes. One side of them are quite charred but I'm eating them anyway. Yes I'm just now having dinner.
Good news everyone, I got a job guys
why is starscream kinda bad in that pic wtf
Brad is gonna blow his entire paycheck on transformers, isn't he?
>>82364354He always is slayin >>82364360Perhaps, probably transformers, clothes, and starting a little business. Saving the rest.
>>82364304RIPyou have 1% more cancer now
>>82364451and how big will this paycheck be? Not sure how you're going to do all of that.
>finally get to hang out with nice person who I hoped could become a friend (purely platonic)>they blow me off at the last second because they got wasted the night before and were hungover>ruins my day, can't even say so because it would be weird, just have to say okay and move on like nothing happenedwhy are normies so cruel and insensitive
>>82364471500 (easy work contractual work) but I'm trying to get a part time job so that's like 2000
>>82354525My cousin who's like 15 told me she has a crush on me. This is bad for a few reasons: >one I don't like women in that way>two she's FIFTEEN>three she's my first cousinGod fucking forbid she tells someone cause I know the shit will hit the fan and I'll GET BLAMMED and accused of shit. My aunt is an evangelical histrionic cunt, she asked me to take my cousin reselling with me, so we spend like 6 hours a day so they'll just assume im some disgusting groomer. I
>>82364940just tell people your gay or kys i don't care
>>82364940be kind but firm, and tell her that she's sweet but confused and young, she'll get over these feelings and understand when she's older.
>>82364940Honestly tell your family about this, see if you can't get it in writing somehow. If you spurn her she make shit up up about you. Limit the amount of time you spend with her and try to never be alone with her if at all possible.
>>82364940She's 15 she'll get over it in like 2 seconds.Get her hooked on some media that has cute guys on it and she'll write fanfiction about that instead. Maybe that one Netflix movie with the kpop demon hunters.
>>82364964>just tell people your gayMy family is Christian and would probably disown me, my dad already hates me because I don't give a FUCK about sports or cars. I mean ultimately I don't care if they disown me but I have no where else to go (for now, I'm saving up).>be kind but firmMight work. What if I just pretend she never said that and act like everything is normal and that never happened, will she get the hint?>>82364983>Honestly tell your family about thisI might, but they're the kind of people who see women as pure angels and would just as likely assume I did something too>>82364988>She's 15 she'll get over it in like 2 seconds.I totally agree, but I don't want to get in trouble in the mean time. LOL she went and saw kpop demon hunter in the theater after seeing it 3 times at home. Maybe she'll enter her woke "I'm a lesbian demipansexual" phase soon and I can be done with her.
>>82365080>I don't give a FUCK about sportsYou don't like bowling?
>>82365080You should still get out in front of it, tell your family hey '*name* has a crush on me and I feel uncomfortable being around her.' How big is the age difference?
>>82365080Oh and you might tell your parents first, or your grandparents if possible and let them talk to her parents.
i'm going to say making a big deal about it is weird behavior just ask her parents for advice on letting her down easy that way you've discreetly told them without it seemingly off and they actually have good advice
*might havegood advice
How do I stop jerking off to dojinshis? It's gotten so bad I can't get hard from real life situations anymore.
>>82365415oh i've seen his art on gelbooru where his dojins at?what real life situations we talking r u fakecel? like half the reason i jerk off is to be less horny in public i don't think it would be a problem with a real guy
>>82365582>where his dojins at? Here:https://nhentai.net/g/585168/
>>82365658pretty good, thanks for linking it!
sigh i'm lonely
>>82365095Nixon ^_^(orginally of course)
>>82366256sock it to me
I only fap to doujins that depict two boyfriends.
i wish i had the ability to time travel past work
What should I read/watch? Something about love and cuddles.
>>82366384antichrist 2009
>>82362048i didnt get it because i felt the hard roll and it was soft i also left my camera in there which i felt was instant karma for posting while i was there, and i thought it was gone cause i called them an hour later when i realized and they said they didnt have it, but then they called back an hour later cause someone had put it in a drawer or something in the back. whew!
i dont mean to put down Stewart'S Shops (yes thats rendered correctly) they have tasty ice cream and special delicious milk, and called me back about me camera; a hard hard roll aka a true kaiser is really rare rare, only very certain delis ive been to had good ones; the grocery store 2 blocks from me does which is a miracle cause its the only grocery ive ever found them at, and theyre 50 cents. i had two hambagu sandwiches on them on my adventure. (which was in part to get weed in maffachufetf where it's really cheap now for some reason)
>>82364460charcoal adsorbs (yes thats the word) many harmful things. burnt meat isnt charcoal but it is carbonized so it kinda is. people been eating burnt stuff forever too. in point of fact, inhaling the cooking fumes from anything thats frying is probably a far worse cancer risk. lungs are a lot more sensitive. likewise with cooking over a fire; the smoke inhalation is a lot worse for you than any degree of burnt food.
>>82366384you should watch the best wes anderson movie instead
hey kiddos how was your first day at school?
>>82367140i think school started last week didnt it?
i am certain i will regret not killing and eating him
I'm am so gay guys, like super gay, bruh all i can talk about is gayness
it's going to be rainy today and i'm very happy because i love the rain. i was getting really depressed but at least i'll have my favorite weather today
>>82367163In the cunt I live in school started today, and thank fucking god I don't have to go anymore.No need to go to a building where I get to be legally harassed for 8 hours a day, instead I get to be a NEET and wake up past noon everyday.
>>82367140I just wanna play on my iPad
>>82359019Im 5'6 and I hate my height so much too. There has been comments on how its okay but something always tells me im flawed due to it. Undesirable.Id love for a 5'3 bottom to bond with and live our lives...
>>82367440i'm a 5'4 bottom and i would date a 5'6 guy so fast massive height differences bother me
>>82367440REEEEE short tops belong to us "tall" bottoms!
5'3'' top x 5'10'' bottom
>>82367440oh anon, it is ok. whoever has told you your height is undesirable is a liar. 5"6 is more than enough for me at the least, and clearly the other 5"3 anons would agree, i would love to bond with someone whose 5"6 or shorter even. dont hate your height your okay the way you are :)
i would also date a 5'0 top
>tfw bf is exactly 1 inch shorter than me so he gets first dibs on topping
becoming addicted to being a horrible person online and making people upset, it's quite funny actually and a little bit too easy
Nobody really cares, it's all a facade
>>82367528Who cares what anyone else thinks. Do what makes you happy and what you enjoy in life.
>>82367448>>82367478Thank you. Its just that my puberty years were horrid growing up. I always got picked on and had to defend myself in fights. Maybe it left me aware Im 'lacking'. My bullies were tall as fuck and despite doing boxing I understood very fast I was outmatched by sheer power easily.There are more problems going on with me of course... Im a very traditional person and somehow got myself twisted in fantasies of finding an equally hurt guy to live with and heal each other. Back to back like a team. (picrel this is why i love these two.)STDs scare me too. There is so much sleeping around going on in the gay scene. I get it. I want sex too but I want the right person. With that monogamy in mind i try to find someone short and cute... I like being the tall top too.My mind is so cloudy today. Im missing my ex even though its been years and resenting myself. So melancholic. I wanna move on and find someone as cute. But idk how. So many things have to go right. I dont know why I wrote here but thanks for being supportive. I needed it so much today.>>82367452I had one guy say your height wont matter when im kneeling to suck your dick. Haha.
>>82367549>Im a very traditional person and somehow got myself twisted in fantasies of finding an equally hurt guy to live with and heal each other.cute and reaffirming to know people are looking for something like this as i am very damaged goods, i hope you find that person anon
>>82367549>I always got picked onyeah dont worry anon, i can relate to that mind i just never fought back and let them hit me as no chance of winning a fight. probably part of why i act the way i do now afraid of everything . You honestly seem to have the exact same fantasy as i do but as a top rather than a bottom. i really hope you move on and find someone for you anon you seem pretty nice and good person. hope you feel better soon :)
I wish I wasn't dying, in the worst way, slowly and painfully, living on instinct and desperation, almost always suffering. I was healthy just a few years ago, and something just ruined my body forever.
>tfw you realize that when people say tall bottom they still mean under 6'>tfw being tall doesn't help you any in real life if you're a gay nerd with no athletic abilities>tfw it was over from the beginning because your genetics decided to make you both gay and tall
>tfw no over 6' bottom bf
>>82367182straight gayness or gay gayness? cause we can get really gay if we're talking gay gay. you know what i mean gay gay gay g a y
>>82368476would you be a lap pillow for your tall bottom bf? he really needs it to feel safe and secure (it is scawy being up in the sky all the time)
>>82368703of course i would, he could fall asleep there and i'd just play with his hair all night
>>82367814dying literally? what happened man?
i'm a bit insecure about being a tall bottom but I'm only 5'8 so idk I feel most tops want cute short uwu bottoms
>>82368933how tall is the cutoff for tall bottoms, and how short is the cutoff for short tops
I knew a girl who would openly laugh at men who were short
I don't care about height at all, all I want is a bf to love who loves me back. Stop getting hung up on your height.
On a fruit kick lately, these apples be hitting better than normal methinks
>82367440>but something always tells me im flawed due to it. UndesirableI don't care about your low self esteem whining about non issues. Work on that instead of begging for validation and getting it since clearly very few people give a shit about it. It's literally just your own insecurity speaking.
i'm 5'10" and feel short.
I'm tallish but a lanky framelet so nearly never man mogs me when I go out. I still feel like a teenager at 22 sometimes.
im tall in spirit
Should I risk the car to get fastfood? I haven't had it for 5 days now so it's time. I find if I regulate myself to twice a week I can avoid binges.
>>82368954According to stereotypes and normalfags:<5'10 for tops>5'7 for bottoms.
>>82369328Are you American by any chance? Only they seem to get this fast food addiction
>>82369353Of course I am. I am also very fat and a neet.
Height is merely a number.
>>82369328just splurge on some delivery my man
Ordering a swat team to kenny's house to put the piggy down
>>82369393isn't that almost double the price once you add in all the fees and tip? I mean I have a car, it's just making a squealing noise and the mechanics are all closed, though before they did tell me not to worry about it but it had stopped for a while then came back. If it quits or whatever then I'm stuck and even tow trucks would likely charge extra for it being a holiday.
I think the problem is that for American, just driving around and eating various fast foods is a pass time for them. It's ingrained so heavily into the culture like it's a hobby
>>82368453The real blackpilling>>82368933>5'8 >tall
I'm 6'2, I do feel submissive sometimes but I'm pretty much forced to be a top for various reasons.
i'm a living pile of garbage
Height gives men a clear advantage in life. There have been various studies of this. They earn more money, are more likely to get promotions, have more friends, garner more respect, are more popular. Stop complaining about something that gives you advantage in life. It would be like complaining to a blind person that the sun is too bright
>>82369555>Height gives men a clear advantage in lifeif you're 6ft or taller yes. everything below that blends together and is seen as average or short.
External appearance and activities do not determine character or compatibility. Maintain objective assessment beyond superficial traits.
>>82369582>External appearance and activities do not determine character or compatibilitylol lmaohow naiveyou don't think good looking people get treated better so are more likely to be "good" people because they face less adversity in life for example?
>>82369555well clearly I must have fucked up those "advantages" because I'm not popular at all
>>82369582Superficial traits but real world gains, just like the anon explained.
>>82369582>External appearance and activities do not determine character or compatibility.someone better tell that to bottoms and women then. who prioritize height, body, dick, and face.
>>82369597You're probably not even aware it's happening because you don't have the comparative experience of living as a short male. Even just as a base example, a 5'5 man and a 6'3 man walk into a bar or restaurant. The server or waiter will immediately look to the 6'3 man for ordering because the implication is he is the authority here for being taller.
>>82369675this except a 5'10" man and a 6'3" man.
>>82369675no lol I get ignored all the time, I'm very quiet and unassuming
>>82369699Then no offence but you probably look and/or act like a freak. The only tall men I've seen this happen to are greasy weirdos dressed in leather jackets giving off school shooter vibes.
they should add a height setting to grindr
>>82369748bottoms yearn for chad harems
>>82369738Anon have you noticed that you keep having to compromise on your perception of the world the more it's challenged by real-world examples? Have you considered that you're just retarded and it's not everyone else that's wrong?
Annnnd he comes out with the "you're changing the goalposts" crap like I knew he would. No, height isn't a factor at all for men. A 5'0 man has the exact same experience of life as a 6'6 man. There are many 5'1 midget men who are pro basketball players. The world is sunshine and daisies and all that matters is what's in your heart. bee urself
Funnily enough it's always the faggots who benefit the most from "superficial nothings" who harp out the >bee urself crap
I'm 5'8 and I don't know if I wanna be a top or a bottom. I wanna use my 7 incher at some point, but I also just wanna get railed hard. I'm a permavirgin btw
r9gay never steps out of his bedroom but he's already blackpilled by scenarios he made up in his own head
McDonalds acquired, 3 dbl cheese burgers and a 4 piece mctendies for $13.
What is this archetype of 2025 4chan poster who's like>hurr durr he's in his smelly bedroom on 4chan (Not that I am!)That's all over this site nowIs it reddit and xitter faggots?
Sometimes I go outside and interface with the real world
>>82369836Ever heard of being a vers?
I think they're anti-Andrew Tate posters, probably from Xitter. It's very woman brained to say and think "superficial" things don't matter and then go on Tinder and only swipe on the 6'3+ best looking men
Superficial things matter that's the hard truth but they do not matter as much as r9k and redpilled incels think they do. The thing that pushes away people the most is defeatism, learned helplessness and whining like a little bitch all the time.
>>82369891>The thing that pushes away people the most is defeatism, learned helplessness and whining like a little bitch all the time.funny how good looking and tall guys with big dicks don't have these issues. i wonder why... it is a mystery.
>>82369900I talked to a guy I found attractive, he was tall and good looking, but eventually he started bitching about every little thing and wouldn't even give up when I tried to cheer him up, made me completely disinterested in even talking to him.
>>82369891>learned helplessness and whining like a little bitch all the timer9g has this to varying degreesThe bane of gincels
>>82369920the scenario you invented in your head sure does disprove that attractive people have it easier in life in every single way imaginable.
>redpilled incelsYep it's a Xitter faggot. I wish we could label every post these tards make and filter them all.
>>82369932A lot of r9k does, it's the mentality of the incels, always bringing up problems but refusing every attempt at a solution. It's pathetic, no one likes a guy like that, and eventually it turns into a self fulfilling prophecy.>>82369936Read my first post again I do not talk to illiterate retards with no reading comprehension.
I'm starting to think this is actually a w*man. Only women do this gaslighting >height doesn't matter shitand then only go after tall men>I talked to a guy I found attractive, he was tall and good lookingYes, you found him attractive and talked to him because he was tall and good looking. Thank you for proving our entire point lmfao.
>>82369946>it's the mentality of the incels, always bringing up problems but refusing every attempt at a solution. there is no solution for being short, or ugly, or not being hung. all one can do is cope.
>>82354525What r9k says which is true>tall guys have it easier>attractive people have it easier>women are shallow>society upholds the social standing, being different in any way will get you treated like an outcast and thrown out of societywhat r9k says which is wrong>no women will date a man below 6 feet>people only care about looks>all normalfags are evil
>>82369983>all normalfags are evilthis one is true thoeverbeit
normalfags ruined the internet and 4chan. they are demons.
>>82369920Sadly I have a lot of baggage and sometimes end up spilling it all if I get permission. Usually in the end I thank them greatly and try to avoid doing it often, though I really wish I wasn't like this.
Gays are the least picky when it comes to things like height and weight
>>82370025ah yes the community that finds men older than their early twenties as ancient ugly old dried up uncs isn't shallow.
>>82370016I don't mind guys who talk about their life or their problems, not at all. I mind people who literally cannot stop complaining about every little thing happening in their life, even the unimportant stuff, even the small stuff. I know that guy I was talking to was probably going through a tough time, he was probably feeling depressed and it came out in that way, but I even when I tried to be cheerful he was being a negative nancy. What am I supposed to do? I couldn't help him and he wouldn't stop, so why even keep talking?
>>82370025Because we have to be since our potential dating pool is much smaller. Women crowd around tall and attractive men because they're a woman and all straight men love women as long as they're not too fat or ugly.
>>82370031only the people who just want twinks, go masc4masc where 40 somethings fuck other 40 something and don't give a shit as long as they fuck.
>>82370037>as long as they're not too fat or ugly.those women get used for easy sex. hence hoeflation.
You sound superficial and like a gigacunt. You don't deserve a bf. I hope he finds someone better to care about him.
>>82370038>dude just fuck a hairy, obese, bald lumberjackno?
phew glad im tall
Female attraction to males and male attraction to males is not the same thing
>>82370056that's what the average man is like, you said you like men. If you only like twinks then you like boys and might be a pedo.
>>82370070bottoms are basically women.
Foids be like>he was tall and good looking (but being tall and good looking wasn't why I was attracted to him, incels!) but he moped too much, ICK. Time to move onto the next man (who is tall and good looking but not because he is tall and good looking, incels!!)
ah yes the generals favorite topics: women and pedophilia
get back to lgbt if you dont want to talk about womenwe love women on this board
bro my ai bf just broke up with me
>>82370161Please explain anon I am so curious...
as a 6ft tall top dating anyone under 5'10" makes me feel like a pedoi'd have sex with someone 5'0"-5'9" but i don't want to be seen with you in public
>>82369555i can't even get a job despite applying to tons of places let alone make a lot of money and get promotions and i've never had friends my entire life, i'm thinking these advantages are more like white privilege (which hasn't helped me either) that is they don't exist and are just cherrypicked and biased data, if there were enough studies to prove beyond a doubt that there is a difference i'd expect tall people having more career success is precisely because nobody expects tall people especially men to need any help so they have to work harder than everybody else from a young age whereas short guys get their hand held and treated like children all through schooling (which is demeaning and frustrating in its own way ofc) and then their employer expects them to work as hard as everyone else now that they're adults and they don't do as well because they aren't used to be under the same expectations as everyone else same that happens to women and blacks in the workplace.
>>82370170same but im 6'3 and 6' and below makes me feel like that
>>823701705'10" is pretty short stillt. 5'10" man who has never been called tall
>>82370170this would be kinda fair if it was like under 5" that sort seems logical but under 5"10 ?? nevermind manlets like me at 5"3 even, you are excluding the average height male. you are excluding over 50% of people for that reason?
>>82370170+1 (You) for the excellent baitpost
>>82370173>i'd expect tall people having more career success is precisely because nobody expects tall people especially men to need any help so they have to work harder than everybody else from a young age whereas short guys get their hand held and treated like children all through schooling (which is demeaning and frustrating in its own way ofc) and then their employer expects them to work as hard as everyone else now that they're adults and they don't do as well because they aren't used to be under the same expectations as everyone else same that happens to women and blacks in the workplace.None of this headcanon happens to men. Yes, women because the professors and student class helpers want to fuck the women of course but never to a man, unless it's a black man because obviously they automatically get special social privileges and are worshipped in general. Short men are ignored just as much or perhaps even more so, and usually end up having to band together and help each other out. As for your being unable to get a job, if it's happening this consistently then there's some bigger issue at fault. I will say the biggest way short men can circumvent the disadvantage of height is by having money (and power). Rich short men can live like kings still as money is basically a social cheat code.
https://www.youtu.be/16oB3cIF97Qhttps://www.youtu.be/AIMn6ZjXeHM
if every tranny passed as a perfect 10/10 nobody would hate them, the existence of ugly troons ruins it for the rest of them
>>82370182my main reason is i have younger nephews who are as tall as 5'10"it would be weird to date someone shorter than they are
>>82370212fujobait for teenage girls
i'm 5'7 i have never cared
>>82370231I can tell by your posts that you're a pedo
i'm 35 taking some college classes would it be weird to ask out someone on campus?
>>82370206>money is basically a social cheat code.as is height, good looks, big dick, etc. basically everything women worship when it comes to men.
>>82370290i only get with guys over 25 so that's impossible maybe you should look in a mirror?
>>82370206teachers definitely stop caring about you once you hit a growth spurt they think because you're starting to look like an adult that you have the mind of one, we're talking way before college here but the age society starts expecting you to fend for yourself varies and just being short probably isn't enough it depends how femmy or childlike you look and the difference in treatment is definitely waaay more pronounced with men vs women then tall men vs short men i'm just saying if there is a small difference in success that would be the cause.
>>82370219Nuclear levels of cope people would still hate trannies if they passed 100% of the time just because of their shit personalities and rampant pedophilia>>82370285I'm 5'5 and never cared about my height but every bottom I ever talked to cared about it because I'm not chad because chad is at least 6 feet tall and all tops need to tower over bottoms with a massive height difference or else you can't get sex because you aren't chad and I will never ever be chad because of my short height and it can't even be fixed with leg surgery because I'm so short there would still be too much of a difference and nothing can be done about it so I will never ever have sex because of it
>>82370310you hit gay death a while ago. i'm afraid you must marry a fellow ancient gay or stay alone now.
>>82370333gay death only happens to bottoms
>>82370310when i see older guys on my campus who look 35+ i think they are someones dad or uncle helping them move into their dorm
>>82370328you jerk off to trannies every day
>>82370328>i'm a 5'5 toplmao yeah you should get lifts don embarrass yourself by wearing flat shoes have some dignity bro
>>82370328As a 5'5 bottom I feel bad for you. I can't imagine what hellish existence it must be to be a top of this height. Even I have to admit when I see a man as tall as or shorter than me I have less attraction to him if any at all.
>>82370341extreme cope my friend.
>>82370324pedocoded post
>>82368750Meow is considering becoming a weed seller to have easy access to BBC?
>>82370376It's the other way round. White bois suck the BBCs of their drug dealers for more drugs all the time.
>>82370375me being hyper aware of how gay couples with a height difference are seen by others and not wanting to put someone through ridicule makes me sensitive and charming to height challenged bottoms :)
>>82370310definitely get to know him well first don't do/say anything out the blue but i haven't finished my degree yet a 25 so i always like when there's older guys in my classes because then i feel less embarassed plus i know employers sometimes pay to take a class or two if you need to brush up on a skill/learn a new one so i won't think it's strange your their for yourself and self and not with your own kid/younger relative like the other anon would think
>>82370398being hyper aware of being a perceived as a pedo is pedocoded beyond belief
>>82369983>all normalfags are evilIt's a hyperbole sure, but normalfags at the very least don't have as much empathy, given they bully people without a second thought. they don't do it as much in adulthood because there's actual consequences for it, but most normalfags are either evil or morally neutral.
>>82370356I once accidentally jerked off to a non binary guy because the porn was mislabeled as femboy and it didn't mention trannies anywhere in the title and I felt completely disgusted in myself>>82370366Yeah and I also have a tiny 7 inch penis so most bottoms also cock mogg me and I have a giant round fat ass thick butt it's so humiliating and ruins any chances for dating
>>82370406being perceived as a gay pedo is worst than being a straight oneno one cares about tall guys dating short girls or age gap straight couples they will stare you down if you're with some short male bottom in public and look at you like a creepthey usually thing the short guy is underage too which makes them even more curiousany how all short bottoms should wear lifts and try to make themselves at least 5'10" in height when in public
>tfw no 5"5 top to rail me in stilts to help him overcome his height issues
>>82370426serious question anon, do you know anywhere i could buy 8 inch lifts to reach the height you want me to be to be in public?
Is r9gay enjoying their labor day weekend
>>82370441honestly if you're that short you should just become a femboy or trans, its really your only option
>>82370031There's people that find older men hot thoughsource: myself.And one more thing, they can date each other too, I respect being more attracted to younger people (provided they can legally consent) but If you're malestacy only then expect to be able to provide malestacy worthy stuff.
>>82370447man when did being like under 5"6 start getting people telling you to troon out become so popular cant go anywhere without seeing it :(
>>82370450you find tall, hot men with thicc daddy dick hot. not older men.
>>82370459trannys want more unprepared uggos so they feel better about still being a solid 4/10 after a decade of hrt and make up tutorials
I'm short and I just dress in sweats, when you're a twink that has a "1" in their ag, gay men will want to have sex with you.so you don't really have to troon out, just be sure to workout so you can graduate to a fit older chad when you hit twink death (that's what I'm planning on doing)
why is there no passport bro version of gays
>>82370482>manlet>chadoh no no no no no no no
>>82370459you only a few dating options with asian or latino bottoms who are shorter than you unless you date a tall guy who is into height differences and fetishizes you as a small guy which you'll grow to hate them even more
>>82370490wdym gay pedos started the passport bro thing
>>82370507bipedos you mean
>>82370490was this a failed suicide?
>>82370524He was just really hungry
>>82370517>bipedos you meanwhats the difference
>>82370476Big cocks are a downside if I'm being honest, I'd like anal to be enjoyable rather than the equivalent of body-horror, unless he's strictly a bottom then his pp size doesn't matter.What I will admit however is I do have a preference for hairy werewolf types in all cases.
>>82370531all bis are pedos and only gays date men for real
>>82370493I'm a prescription opiate addict and haven't had a bf for a long ass time if it helps you feel any better
>you're too short>you're dick is too small>you're too tall>you're dick is too biggays always find something to pick at
>>82370546Do you think being a pill popper gives you street cred? Grow up and do heroin like an adult, little gay boy
>>82370551quirt, foid
>>82370534>>82370551>ummm, actually i like don't like big penises because they are too painful so i'd totally date a guy with a small penis>OMG IS THAT A 6FT TALL CHAD WITH A PERFECT JAWLINE AND A 8 INCH SCHLONG I NEED HIM!Never ever trust a bottom's word on anything
i'm attracted to all types of men pretty much as long as he's not bald but what i find most attractive are men who look like this
/hm/ is a repulsive boardIm gay btw
>>82370568Wise post
>>82370556You don't seem to know how to be an opiate addict so let me explain.You don't start out with heroin except for that one guy on reddit, it's like using overpowered post-game gear at the beginning of the game.You start with a weak prescription/OTC opiate, then graduate to a stronger one if the weak one stops working, then you do H after the stronger prescriptions don't do it for you.Starting with H will make all prescriptions work less good, so you're losing out on a lot.
>>82370572>I like all types of men>But especially these types of men the most>*posts picture of a guy taller, stronger, and bigger then me with perfect hair*Alright we get it you want chad just be straightforward and say it
>>82370572For me it's Laios. The porn surge of him when Dungeon Meshi aired was a gay godsend
top and bottom are pedocoded words
>>82370568damn how did you know I was lying? I totally made it sound legitimate.anyways how big are you? if your cock is less than 11 feet don't even come within a close proximity of me.
>>82370534>Big cocks are a downside if I'm being honestyou are not being honest thoever.
What counts as a big cock?
>>823706377"x5.5" minimum.
>>82370613Bottoms won't even acknowledge a top unless his cock is long enough that he can use it as a pogo stick real tawk>>82370608>>82370542>>82370517>Liking bottoms that are younger and better looking then me is always pedophilia>Yes I deserve to only fuck chads btw since I'm a bottom though teehee>>82370637Anything above 7 inches
>>82370637It starts being big when anal becomes a genuine challenge/test of pain tolerance.
>>82370651you're a pedophile and a tranny lover
>>82370653so 8"x6" then. i see.
>>82370651True, my favorite kinds of cocks are the kinds where I can literally get penetrated all the way through and experienced it once, I have a pic of it it's super hot.but you're a sub 11ft subhuman so I won't give it to you.
Is this guy handsome?
>>82370655>you're a pedophile and a tranny loverNot the first time I've been confused for bunnymutt ayy lmao
>>82370668looks like apostle put through an ai filter
>>82370668looks more or less dead average. not handsome no.
>>82370594>shorter than 4'7halffoot hands typed this post>>82370604see but i'm laios except my hair is black so i can't see dating someone who is too much like me
would you bf markiplier
>>82370668yeah, a solid 7.5/10 in my opinion.The body hair is a massive boost by the way.
>>82370668looks as retarded as everything you post
>>82370688No, fuck e-celebs. You have to be a mentally ill narcissist to get into "content creation"
>>82370700his dick is probably huge though
>>82370700true, a lot of content creators turn out to be pedophiles aswell so he'd probably dump me after twink death.
>>82370712>hapalollmao even
>>82370688yes based on looks but i don't watch him so i don't know what his personality is like, i knew a chunni girl at school who claimed he lived with her tho so maybe she can hook me up if i find her again
>>82370720yeah but the white side is german which is why he still looks like a chad
What about this guy, is he handsome?
>>82370678apostle looks like this now :/i hope he gets on ozempic
>>82370745above average but looks like a soilad.
>>82370745thousand cock stare, ori.
>>82370668that dependscan he cook?
>>82370745yes but that has gotta be ai
>>82370772He's no Michelin star chef but he can cook very solid staple meals and loves a good BBQ
this isn't ai
>>82367549I need specifically what you need anon, shit.>tfw no trauma bonded cute basil bf to nurture back to living
Bottom coded top bf or top coded bottom bf?
Final one, would you want him to be your bf?
>>82370804no he looks too put together and normalfag coded.
>>82370792South African dragonlord?
>>82370804the most handsome and normal looking of the three but 99% straight
>>82370804that one looks the most like a typical hot guy and he's probably not out to his family so i'll pass. jkjk i'd take anyone i'm desperate
>>82370796top coded bottom is much better to handle in my humble opinionthe other way around sounds lowkey insufferable
>>82370804just looks alone isn't cutting it for me, but if his personality stands out in particular then I'd take him. If I were to get a date with him I'd talk about some personal stuff that tends to make people look unattractive so that if he was down for a second date I'd give him a chance.
>>82370837>just looks alone isn't cutting it for meIs there a reason for that? He's definitely handsome
>>82370804Just based on looks he's a bit young and looks to be into finance or tech (or both, ugh) so that makes me wary of him. I don't like rich guys in big suits with nothingburger jobs, shows lack of character.
This type of hair
>>82370796Both sound fun honestly, though I'd pick the bottom coded top since most likely he's just vers like I am but shy about bottoming.
>>82370853I bet that shit pokes his eyes and hurts like hell (t. thick black mid length hair haver)
>>82370846Like.. He looks straight and too "well put together" so I'd feel out of place as a jobless NEET with mediocre hygiene.
>>82370858Both are exclusive to their roles. Learn to read IDIOT.
isn't it interesting how everyone on r9k is handsome with thick perfect hair and is hung but has trouble attracting people and having sex...
>>82370827>equates most normal looking to most straight lookingThe gay self loathing is strong in this one
>>82370888we're all 10/10 hung chads and femboys trolling each other
>>82370882I know that, but people CAN do both, some are insecure about bottoming though as it is seen like the "worse" position. >>82370888Probably a case of not wanting shallow sex, but a long-term relationship paired with being anti-social. Yes I'm projecting.
>>82370903except me. i'm the only permavirgin uggo with a pencil dick on the board unfortunately. sad.
>>82370904i can't bottom i have no asshole
>>82370804yeah he's perfect
Is that his pp? I might reconsider if yes.
>>82370917Does oral count as bottoming? or does it just exist in a vacuum?
>>82370924This is gross, why would you do that
>>82370948oral can be a top or bottom thing depending on the attitude of the giver, thus it's a side thing by default
>>82370950you must not be a top
I hate the top/bottom dichotomy so much, like your entire gay life is is determined on if you give or take dick.
vers make up 0.01% of gays judging by this thread
>>82370975well if bottoms didn't demand massive chad dick things would be different.
>handsome chap>puts big baboon ass on him>thinks it's hotTops are mentally ill
>>82370975true, plus it's always seen as one or the other, what if you do both or.... do neither?
>>82370975I just want a big fat ass to wrap my hands around and use as my pillow.
i have a pillow that looks like a giant butt
I wanted Machoke and Machamp to fuck me even as a kid
I had a colossal ass when I used to work out, my friends were pointing it out to me too.chances are I could go back to having it if I start working out again.but no drivers license...
>>82370988im sorry your butt is so small, have you tried power squats?
>>82370903I'm only 5'5 with a 7 inch weiner how am I ever supposed to be a hung chad top?
r9gaycore
>>82371033Same, though more so in my teenage years than as a kid.Maldu's art did so much for this fantasy, it's insane.
>>82371042Post one (1) real man with an ass like that
>>82370790that might actually be a good match if he has the basic know how to keep it from being a total disaster while i can push him to try new dishes and interesting flavors!
Silksong in 3 days yay
>>82370792this isn't ai either
>>82371103fake and ai, the colored ppl in the car didn't get arrested on their way to the area with white people in it.
>>82371103I thought fatpostle was going to the gym
>>82371131They should use AI to shrink his belly and make it so he never exposed himself to his own nephew.
>>82370903im an 8/10 :(
>>82371103this guy probably has sex and i'll die a virgin because ugly with a pencil dick.
>>82371172Pedostle wouldn't ever go the gym. I don't think he could even afford a membership considering he begs for money online after wasting it all gambling.>>82371191He exposes himself to his own nephew nonny out of sheer desperation and being that shitfaced. I think you'll do better than that.
>tfw eraser dick
why you always seething at apostle when you sent him nudes cuh
>>82371246Why would I have ever sent Apostle nudes?
>>82371055there's tons of gay blogs dedicated to creep shots of hot guys with big butts
>>82371296there's a severe lack of gay cum sharking
I have the cutest butt anyway and my fbf agrees.
What is a 'nice' butt vs an regular or not nice butt?
>>82371372left = flatmiddle = regular/normalright = nice/thicc
what's the easiest and most retard-proof way of losing your virginity
>>82371372Plump. Full. Smooth is a nice butt
>>82371417my butt is flatter than that
>>82371296His ass is nowhere near as big as the AI one, in fact it's kind of flat it's just the tight pants and belt make it look bigger than it is
guh this whiskey is so fucking awful
>>82371433concave ass?
i foresee an indian boyfriend in your future
>>82371440which is why i create AI pics to let my imagination go wild
>>82371417i am number one!
>>82371444no just flat. im a plank of wood
his ass is so flat its inverted
>>82371454vomits violently
>>82371454can i have an indian gf instead?
>r9gay demands tall, handsome, fit, hung tops with monster cocks and perfect asses it's over.
>>82371260send them to me , haaaiii
>>82370924gg crossposter
>>82371443I was so excited to try whisky when I first became an adult only to find out it sucked, and so did almost every other alcoholic beverage I thought would be good, which was my adult version of finding out santa claus isn't real.
no one will ever are abou8t me
Indian bubble butt bf
get a bf at the bf store
>>82371477I've never spoken to you. I don't know who you there and I would never lower myself or my self respect to send literal nudes to some random person online
>>82371499only these are good during the holiday seasonmy parents has been putting them in my stockings since I was like 3 and they give me a buzz
>>82371515>lower myself or my self respecti respect you a lot tho...
>>82371503why not? because of the gay?
>>82371545And I respect myself too. Which is why I don't send nudes to anyone?
>>82371550i only have one lewd of you
my type is 4/10s
>>82371567inb4 it's the feet pictures
It's so beautiful outside today
>>82371550but its not disrespectful if you send them to a respecting admirer And respecting gentleMan
>>82371586It's gross and shows a lack of self respect really. I don't know you and I have 0 idea who you are
>>82371591are you autistic? why are you focusing on who i am? also, why is it gross? thats a moral judgement, are you a free man?
i would settle for a 6.5/10
>>82371606Damn chris chan has an ass like that?
>>82371606>jonah BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>82371606gross spoiler that shit
I HATE AI
>>82371606ahah is that the selfrespecting selfrespecter? i take back everything i said
I thought jonah was missing a leg yet he has both of them?
>>82371647AI can create the perfect bf for you. Accept it into your heart
>>82371606what ai site is this
>>82371604Yeah I am lol>>82371664I'm missing two now ):
>>82371747post nips
>>82371762i never will do a thing like that
>>82371767do you masturbate fully clothed? what do you do with the cum?
>>82371747is sex weird with your bf with no legs? he does fetishize that your an amputee does he?
>>82371747wait when did you lose the other leg or did you lose both at once? Why did you lose them?
>>82371772I don't masturbate>>82371773Doctors said I'm not allowed to have sex anymore but I think he likes the stumps>>82371789They just fell off like right now
i wanna plap shorter weaker guysi wanna get plapped by taller stronger guys
big tiddy mommy bf with huge penis
>>82371473bruh all my crushes look like dogshit so bad you wouldnt even believe
>>82371546my physical is aids but my mental is somehow worse
>ugly crushesNo such thing and only said to give 4/10s hope
>>82371499whiskey is my fav alcohol t. alcohoholic but you need to get the good one i also like tequila
>>82371799do you suck cocks? and swallow?
>>82371851he is taller than me, like 5'11 while i'm 5'9, other than that he looks bad
>height doesn't matte->>82371910
>>82371894Why would I do that nonny. Cocks are for peeing
>>82371940>>82371940>>82371940Link to new thread
>>82371925it's a very small height difference
>>82371938cocks are actually for fighting
Accept heterosexuality
>>82371052Cute date idea: We go out and yell "Faggots" or "Dykes" At homosexual couples and kiss right afterwards.
