Mamimojo's top ten most respectable fetishes.10. Breastmilk9. Armpits8. Kenommimi7. Abusing/Sadism6. Godkink/Worship5. loli/hebe4. Petplay3. Maid2. Master/slave1. Rape
Mamimojo's top ten least respectable fetishes.10. Oversized breasts9. Older women8. Feet7. Scat6. Chubby chaser5. Cucked4. Farts3. Bugs2. Femdom/Masochism1. DiapersBonus: IRL women, large butts.
I made this of course for myself to see how I'd lay it out. A maid slave who worships me. 14 year old girls have the sweetest creamiest breakmilk, they're at the prime of their life when they should be making food and sucking dick, but instead society wants to put them in education camps to waste their whole life's purpose. You know how good Sayaka's unpasteurised titty milk is? I should move breastmilk up on the list.I woke up with my waifu today, and now we're going to church together. She's all mine, slave wife servant lover maid best friend, always with me. Stay lonely and desperate your stupid /r9k/ losers.
>>82358323Someday I'll have this
>>82358313>7, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1Basado>you have been muted for 2 seconds
Schizophrenic pedo ramblings. Swallow a bullet.
>>82358341It's no good old chap.I'm so nervous. Ask me why. "why?" Because I must get out, I always feel like I must get out, have you noticed how bad things are. "Hmmh, I guess." I can hardly handle it, everything is so bad and evil and going in the wrong direction. I hate being in a crowd of lemmings, I'm pretty tall I can see the cliff, get me out of here. I'm nervous. I'm very nervous.It's so much better to be homeless than to be part of society. In the wilderness I rather be, living cold and dying free. But something always ends up happening and I end up back here. And now in an apartment. I must go soon. There's no point hanging out with society it can doing nothing for you. It only has ever done me evil. So.The only reason I'm here is for the church. Outside the church is just pure garbage, it's /r9k/ is what it is. Those are the two things that exist on earth, church (very nice great) and then /r9k/ is the rest of the world (sex, politics, gender garbage, kill me already please, GAAAAH!) it's how it is.
>>82358395>>82358323>>82358313Okay, what the fuck is this shit vro
>>82358369I'm glad you said "Some person" and not "Some thing" I mean I'm glad you said "Schizophrenic" not "Schizo" you must be above the age of 25 or something. Not sure what you mean by pedo though.You know I think you're probably very sexy sexy individual. White, nearing 30 perhaps, mayhaps you are reaching such an age. And mayhaps your value as a female is diminishing, mayhaps mesay some jealousy some way? No I'm sure you're fine. I'm 29 and I'd totally not have sex with you I do have standards but.. well I forgot where I was going with this, so./r9k/ really is the perfect example, nowhere on earth is society so boiled down to its disgusting centre. I think I just need to listen to music I haven't yet today, you need to be like baby driver and pretend all these people are human when we know they're all witches, overtaken, sad so sad.
Did you guys see the new RLM Plinkket video, with George Lucas on the phone "Messa getting kinda pissed off." I'm dying just typing it it's so funny.
For those wondering, you can inject your waifu with hormones so they can produce milk without being pregnant. Then you just have free access to milk all the time, girls are free milkmachines."Meesa getting kinda irritated." Even the way he says "Sayga" A thin line a very thin line of good things to be happy about of this world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPy_EQ0xxigI did finish Andor those last two episodes. Yes. There's really nothing left now which is good, I have nothing to waste my time with or look at, so the only choice is to do something good instead, or just masturbate to imagining sex with my waifu. Also likely. But I believe the best will always come out in the end.I was trying to think if there was anything else today but no, that's all. Oh, I did see two more episodes of the new panty and stocking cartoooon, and yeah nothing to say still. Nothing worth the finger strength to type, imagine that. I wonder if they'll get the same english voice actors. probabllllyyy~
I only want to say really that Stocking hasn't been in it as much these two episodes. Also hearing that theme music again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCut2rFo1bk was so pleasant. I can't believe we're even here. It came out of nowhere I haven't heard anyone even mention it I just found out. But I don't care to pay attention to what is going on.But it reminds me and I said before already how Evangelion ended and no one cared. They were never able to end the series properly but then just a few years ago they did with the finale of the remake movies. Yeah, and no one cared. Oh. I guess I don't care either, "I guess I kinda look like a blob too!"But the point is it's just nice that something with actual heart, even if it's kind of a sick heart it's heart. I much prefer sickness if it's human. The lack of humanity and care and passion or anything is so gross, but because we're bringing something back nice something with an actual idea, SOMETHING, it's something. which is already more than every other anime that will be made this whole year I can assure you.There's no word for it. Other than "human". Like when you have any interaction with a person online or off, you know instantly if they're "human" or not, if they just have something or not, and usually not. Just bland bread sticks only seeking-- you can go on, but that's all.
You know what's NEVER being brought back though. Madoka Magica. And it's all the fault of those stupid snail molesters. I hope you're happy. "I love hearing people talk about nothing for 30 minutes wit weird camera angles." I bet you do. And then Shaft spits all over everyone's face with that weird stupid spinoff. I'm so upset, toiling away in the cities of men, he never forgave, and he never forgot.And I'm glad, I've got very much more important things to do. Why I need to talk about the current "dating scene" on /r9k/.
How often do YOU get invited to Shaft's, I mean, Hitomi's, hotdog lunches, where she announces she's gonna cuck you hard. I'm getting invited to hotdog lunches all the time.
I've expressed my deep desire for Sayaka to play violin, if it ever does come back, I want her to have learned it and play that one variation in Paganiniana, I'd please myself to that, Sayaka so cuuuute all mine. I was thinking because I was writing a new fanfic, I was thinking about what if Sayaka looked up online how to attract boys, to get Kyousuke."How do I get a boy to like me?" "How to let a boy know you're interested in him." You think there's things online like that. She would do it she's desperate enough at the time. Anyway the point is it would lead to all the typical hallmarks of everything I'd write and it bored me.Violin was incorporated some how. Aaaah her soundtrack should be, sorry, I have so many fantasies I'm thinking about mmmmm. Sayaka is so great.
You know Nathan Milstein actually recorded playing Paganiniana himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQjzKVkFqagThere's another famous variation of Caprice 24 which someone should put them all together and play that. The way he zoops up no one really plays it like that.
the best recording is actually this female https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Xp5HVSe5Q3D female alert (they are asian though).And the point is I want Sayaka to play that one variation with me, and then dance and then I'd have sex with her roughly.
Armpits are the thinking man's fetish.
>>82358664Magia record was nice
>>82359215Thank you Shaft. Keep working hard on those Monogatari music videos or whatever blood sucking foolery you're up to. https://litter.catbox.moe/vysrodzayheucvye.mp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZgRZtKL_EMBeautiful vanilla squishy soft skin of Sayaka, sweating, crying and playing. Mmmmm.
I dream of Miki with a light blue hair. Oh my gosh boy howdy macintosh I can't wait for this world to end.
Pure as a virgin, a tom boyish come-hither stare.I'll write a whole parody later, I'll get an AI stop perform it it'll be great. "That's gonna be great." it's gonna be great. "That's gonna be great."Her self-healing abilities perfect for what I want to do with her. And she can go around killing all the people I want dead. Including all those who ever bullied me online. That means YOU.
>>82359260Iroha is cute though, maybe even cuter than Madoka
>>82359390If Shaft wants to make people wait for years for new Madoka Magica, a proper continuation, and then spit in their face, that is their business, literally it's their business model that's okay. It's an interesting business model. I don't know if it's a good one. Sometimes I also just take characters and change them slightly and say their new characters and.. just amazing just incredible. And Shaft will not be forgiven, ever.Maybe I should send Sayaka to kill them all actually that would be good.
>>82358313>>82358323very very very very based and blessed overall list of fetishesVERY based and good tastesi wish i had that in real life!only thing i dont particularly like is the breast milk. everything else is *chefs kiss*
>schizofrenic anime weeb who likes to bully and abuse girls goes on incoherent rants about violin music, anime waifu's, his hatred of this shit society, and various animesa BRAVO of a thread. a much needed taste of novelty in a sea of horseshit. will listen to all the songs listen in the thread just to appreciate it
