reminder that if you've even seen a girl naked, then you're a deceiver and shouldn't be on this board.
>>82358413Even if it was my sister?
I've been naked in bed with 3 different women but never had penis in vagina intercourse ama
I've never seen a naked girl IRL.
>>82358416Well this depends on the situation.Naked children being around each other doesn't count.Adult sister fuckers do
>>82358434what were the exact situations?
>>82358413Reminder that this board is only for original content
Girl sitting across from me during storytime in my early school years was wearing a skirt and no underwear for some reason. That's the only time I've seen a pussy and we were all like 9.
>>82358413what if i am a girl ?
>>82358455I didn't get silenced, so it's original.Also I'm pretty sure /r9k/ wipes its memory every once in awhile. You can find repeated posts on here if you search the archives.
>>82358448>date with japanese girl, she wanted to stay with me the night so we went to hotel room, she was on period and had a pad on wouldn't let me take her undies off so I just sucked her tits and she kinda wanked me off but I was really drunk and had whiskey dick. dry humped.>chubby girl took me back to her place, gave me head and then I tried to fuck her but she was extremely tight and I have quite a girthy dick, just finger banged her and came on her face>date with chinese girl, go back to her place. she's into me but says she doesn't want to fuck because of "religious beliefs", I suck her tits and we sleep naked together
>>82358457You get a pass, anon.You may stay.>>82358460A lot of us men are simps so you can probably stay and get attention.
>>82358474You seem to be getting the attention of women, atleast.I find it hard giving you a pass but then again I'm just a random faggot here and can't really do anything about it.You're a factual normie though.
I mean cyborgs are still a thing. Being a virgin makes you an incel not a robot. Being an objective failure makes you a robot
>>82358413stop me niggaaaaa
>>82358434I am a girl naked, but i have a pee pee. In some time my dear thadulous will see that I am in fact readyeth for he. He is so incredulously handsome and smart and i want to fuck him, so... soooooo bad.
>>82358413i met my gf from here and had sex with her
>>82358512>cyborgs are still a thingwell they can post in cyborg9000 then.>>82358621I can't>>82358699so you both made it, now you don't need to be here
>>82358769there's no rule that says you need to be a copy pasted incel NPC to be here
>>82358855yes there isalso checked
I have not had sex in a decade. I might as well be. Virgin agin
>>82358413Bro your mom? You've never seen your mom naked?
>>82358413I've done the sex to 7 women2 of them were legitimate 9's5 were honest 7's2 were very fat and uglyI dated a 7 for years, lived with her, did sex to her all the time, where she peedListen, you are fat and ugly. That's your first problem.Also, you don't stay clean and wear nice clothes.Second, you are retarded. You're too stupid, your code is bad, you can't tie your shoes the right way. You have bad breath, your butt smells, your armpits, even your chest gets smelly so you have to wash it all. But you don't.You smell stupid and ugly.Second, you're mean. You have a nasty way of talking and you don'tremember birthdays or smile the right way and you're not very nice.So, that's why you are bad and I am good.Get better, scud.
>>82359253why would I have? Did you?
>>82359676I'm being berated by a guy that can't do basic arithmetic, atleast he checks out as chad.
>>82358413Fuck are you gonna do about it?
>>82360025unlay you
>>82360042Wait please noIm sorry
>>82360049too late. enjoy your wizard powers muahahahaha
>>82360008Maybe you're gay.
>>82358413>Muh muh, this board is for male losers onlyNo anon, you don't even make up more than 10% of this board. The reason you gain this impression is because everyone else just avoids your boring uninteresting threads where all of you get together because they think you're A) disgusting freaks and B) that you're not worth arguing with any more.Sod off to some incel board or something, no one likes you.
>>82358413>reminder that if you've even seen a girl naked, then you're a deceiver and shouldn't be on this board.what if i paid a prostitute? two prostitutes have sucked my dick. both white.
>>82360106Go back to /lgbt/, troony
>>82360156i haven't gone in 2 years. god it felt so good. the second girl actually deep throated me. as sexy as it was, i'm disgusted with myself and traumatized.
>>82358478most people assume i am a guy lol
>>82359999You got quads and no one fucking checked them.This board has become such a sick fucking joke.
>>82360254>most people assume i am a guy lolcan we get to know each other and maybe date
>>82358457How slow were the kids at your school to have storytime in 4th grade
>>82360008math is for fucking losers
>>82358434Does you isn't????!!!???
>>82358457anon your brain contains seepee, turn yourself in right now
>>82358413Does my mother count?
