Do robots have clean and comfy beds? You're not one of those guys with a mattress on the floor, are you?
>>82358551I live with my mom still. my room is clean. I keep it clean. that's the full extent of my exerted efforts in life. I still have insomnia though
>>82358551mattress is not on the floor. i haven't put a sheet on it since last year though
I don't even have a mattress I just throw some blankets on the floor for cushioning
bruh i get sexually assaulted by two waitresses and the police charge me for it... wtF?
>>82358551I don't understand the point of a headboard. I unscrewed mine from my bed because I felt it was a dusttrap and I couldn't be bothered getting a fabric shaver for it.
>>82358551I just cleaned my whole apartment
>>82358562Show me your clean bed, insomniac.>>82358574>i haven't put a sheet on it since last year thoughRepulsive. Ten billion dead skin cells mixed with sweat and man musk. Probably noticeably smells to anyone but you.>>82358577Savage. Live a higher quality of life. >>82358600>I don't understand the point of a headboardIt looks neat I suppose.
>>82358551I used to have a yoga mat as a bed. Now I have a double bed. I change sheets and pillowcases every week. I've spent quite a bit of money on good pillowcases, but I don't know what size of a bed I'll get in the future, so I can't invest in good sheets yet.
>>82358676I have good bed hygiene now. I used to drink constantly in bed until I passed out then roll over and drink to start my day but I have quit so now I regularly wash my sheets and pillowcases again.
>>82358551Wait is that YOUR room? Looks really nice and cozy
>>82358551>clean and comfy beds?kind of, i've been slacking off on folding things and straightening the sheets but it's not THAT bad...>mattress on the floornot anymore, nobut i used to sleep in a futon which really went on the floor so i slept the way i was supposed to, lol
>>82358551I want to bend you over that MALM bedside table.
>>82358668Cool now show me that sleeping square, son.>>82358711>I don't know what size of a bed I'll get in the futureJust get a queen. That's what I have and it's luxurious. You spend a third of your life or more in bed, dude. Just invest in something high quality. It pays for itself because you use it for years. Upgrade to a king if you are living with a romantic partner and sleep in the same bed. >I can't invest in good sheets yet.Cotton, bamboo, and silk are all good options once you get your finances figured out.>>82358738>I have good bed hygiene nowProud of you, son. I drink a bit too much myself. Not enough to get sloshed but I've kind of been having 2-4 shots every day for a month. I don't even know why. I think I'm bored and making a habit out of it. Doesn't help that I have hundreds of dollars worth of liquor in my bar. It's always right there.>>82358804>Wait is that YOUR room?Yes. >>82358817>straightening the sheetsJust get into the habit of fixing your bed every time you get out of it. It takes like 10 seconds.>>82358821It's a piece of shit table in terms of aesthetic value but I keep it around because it's practical storage. Also we can't have sex as two men that'd be gay plus I have a girlfriend so it'd also be cheating.
>>82358551There's nothing wrong with a mattress on the floor.
>>82358878It gives women the ick and does these other things. Could just be propaganda from BIG SLEEP though.
>>82358869>It's a piece of shit table in terms of aesthetic value but I keep it around because it's practical storage.Eh, I like Ikea's minimalist and sober design. But it's a bit bland yeah. Ikea stuff is surprisingly durable too. >Also we can't have sex as two men that'd be gay plus I have a girlfriend so it'd also be cheating.You came up with good excuses that almost sound like valid reasons, but we both know the real reason is that the table would break.
>>82358869>get into the habiti had that habit but stopped recently due to worki wake up and just grab some salted crackers along with changing clothes before heading out, i'm usually in such a hurry that i don't do it anymorei tend to straighten out my sheets when i get home instead, but since it's the weekend i really let go
>>82358869>Just get a queen. That's what I have and it's luxurious.I sleep on a double and I don't even make use of all of it. >if you are living with a romantic partnerThat's the thing I guess. I don't know if I'll ever get a romantic partner.>Cotton, bamboo, and silk are all good options once you get your finances figured out.I don't like the sound of bamboo. Lots of chemicals. The pillowcases I have are extra long staple cotton. Doesn't need to be high thread count but they are still very soft and smooth.
>>82358551>You're not one of those guys with a mattress on the floor, are you?No. I sleep on two mattresses on top of a six-inch bed base. It has extendable legs that put it too high, so I'm happier with the double mattress height.>Do robots have clean and comfy beds?Just a shitty single bed, because my room is too cluttered and hemmed in with shelves (plus furniture) to even fit a double bed.Unless the headboard was by the radiator, which is not a food idea. I'm still in the bedroom I grew up in. Everyone died, so I'm the last survivor.
