wautumnal edition
Cannot wait for autumn lads Best season
cant deny meself a good autumn thread honestly lads
Deleted the other. I'm not here to cause fights.
>>82377528It autumn today de lod
>>82377532>>82377537just how it is sometimes mate
Alright de laddingtons. Wishing you all a good day above ground and away from the noose. Remember: life has no intrinsic meaning, so make your own adventure. Be ungovernable.
>>82377546A thread for another time then.
"Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door." - Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints
Been thinking about lunch since about 9 this morn
>"Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door." - Jean RaspaiI, The Camp of the Saints
>>82377579Nothing wrong with having an early lunch
Ruthmong eats when he's hungry. He doesn't care about social norms.
>>82377588there is it just makes me hungry earlier the next day, which then has me more empty than i would be closer to dinnertime toothrows the bodyclock into a wobble
>>82377592>Ruthmong eats when he's hungry. He doesn't care about social norms.fascinating
>>82377562Nobody's stopping him, not the police or the public. It's allowed to happen, so it happens. I wonder, would the Chinese allow anyone, let alone an illegal foreigner, to do something like set up a tent and cook eggs in a pan with a camping stove on the promenade to the Forbidden City or wherever else?Truly a sickness has come over Europe. Disgusting.
he loves eggs just like me
>>82377562Migrant there cooking a nice wibbled egg and you bigots are judging him. Have a heart.
>>82377562this seems like something ssm would do desu
>>82377636almost like the fella in the picture is probably just some homeless or schizo guy they called illegal without any proof specifically to ragebait
The Rock stopped taking tren for ten minutes and all his muscles totally evaporated kek
>>82377636>this seems like something ssm would do desufascinating
How do ethnics listen to their one genre of music all day every day. It's absurd to me. They don't even turn it down/off when trying to have conversations over the phone or in person. They leave it playing when they shower. They bring their phones with them while walking to the car playing it off the tinny speakers and then the first thing they do when they sit down is link it to the car system to keep playing it without a moment's peace. Why? Why can't they just have a single moment without reggaeton/afrobeats/trap (depending on ethnicity) playing?
>joins the thread
>>82377703zoomers of all ethnicities listen to music constantly because they can't tolerate being alone with their thoughts for more than a few seconds
>just want to watch a quick comfy speedrun>greeted with this
Silly me posting in a dead thread. All went well with the lumbar puncture, no pain, no headache so far, but did have co codamol before I went, and still got pregab buzzing round muh system. Beef salad sarnie, coconut jam slice, brandy snaps, bottle of lychee drink (and caprisun for if the lychee isn't nice).My plans? Eat food, get high, play dayz.And of course, choon time. Not a boogie one unfortunately, just a goodun IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFlBNMvIAMw
>>82377655nah hes stopped bulking since the beginning of this year.funny how literal subhumans like yourself jump on a man for reducing his mass, when he's still incredibly jacked. Gossiping little queer.
>>82377745>they can't tolerate being alone with their thoughts for more than a few secondsRelatable.
Mogu mogu lychee drink is quite nice, desu.
Bis Sports Direct mug of tea and a jumbo sausage roll for me.
>amazon delivering me undies todayAbout time. The material joining the two leg 'oles has become a flossing string.
Graham Linehan was arrested for posting unkind tweets about troons corrhttps://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/i-just-got-arrested-again
back on the roads again today lads, i am a bit shaken after an small collision yesterday(that wasnt my fault) honestly should have claimed psychological damage or something like that and had the rest of this week off, how the fuck does someone reverse into a massive articulated truck without seeing it?
AI has me over a barrel again de lids. Kinell. Just can't stop with the roleplaying.
>>82378002Old or foreign I reckon
>>82377936Good, he's a fucking mental case. His obsession runs so deep he in fact thinks he's a mum, therefore being a troon himself. He played himself.Seriously though, for banging on about men invading women's spaces, he sure didn't have any issue doing it himself.
>>82377936Can't have much sympathy for the guy when this is the world he wanted.
>Long-term government borrowing costs in the UK reached their highest level since 1998 on Tuesday, adding to the pressure on the chancellor ahead of the Budget. The interest rate on 30-year government bonds, known as the yield, jumped to 5.698%, its highest level for 27 years, as worries grew about the state of the government's finances.When Liz Truss did the same the media went berserk. Now nobody care.
>>82378040This is normal for a labour government hence the subdued market reaction. When it was a tory minister shitting out retarded financial plans the markets went mad because they weren't expecting it.
All politicians are cunts simple as. None of them have your best interests at heart, I hope you know this.
>>82378069BUT REDDIT SAID IF I VOTE HARDER
>>82378040The media was TOLD to go berserk by people briefing against Truss. In theory the market reaction was in response to Truss announcing cuts to spending and taxes (reality somewhat different). But Labour hasn't announced any such measures and they still managed to bring the yield this high. Genuinely not-even-third-world economics.
>>82378069This needs to be said outside of this site. Yes, we know.
>>82378083truss was brought down by faceless people who hated her. she had enemies. she would have failed anyway but over a longer timeline. her failure was fake and manufactured.
>>82378069>>82378088Let's think about why people become politicians in the first place. They have a vision of an ideal society and a big enough ego to think their vision matters. They then become a member of the party most closely aligned to their vision and start influencing local/regional/national politics. At some point they realise that changing things is expensive. But where to get the money? Borrow? Sure, we'll pay it back later. Cut spending? Nah, everything we pay for now is absolutely crucially important to keep in place. Tax? Brilliant idea! The people will be happy to pay for my ideal society once I tell them how great is is! At its core politics is just that, a gang of people with a toxic egocentricity mixed with ambitions/delusions of grandeur that are funded by those who just want to get on with life.
Many, many politic in my shitpost bread
>STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITISH FEELS START TALKING ABOUT DOLLIES AGAIN!!!
Both DJE and AB said the auditing scene is dying. They're diversifying their content to be more like Charlie Veitch. That's where all the views arzsnnre.
arzsnnre
>tfw no arzsnnre gf
Got a slice of apple crumble from the bakery. Looks nice and the crumble part is decent, but damn these apples were waaaaaaay too tart. They needed to dilute or dull the sourness.
on that wrzsnnre grind
Not sure how I feel about this desu. I guess it's accurate, but it feels to derogatory/needlessly aggressive in how it's put across. Can't I just be a sad loner without being insulted for it?
>>82377703People who grow up in loud environments can't abide quite, it's deafening silence to them
>>82378133Civil servants really run the country behind the scenes, politicians aren't really doing anything of worth.
>>82378151>Both DJE and AB said the auditing scene is dying. They're diversifying their content to be more like Charlie Veitch. That's where all the views arzsnnre.fascinating
>>82378133Honestly, I don't think most politicians have a real vision. They just use ideology as a way to get votes, like a it's a tool and not a belief. Once they're in, its just staying at the top. And ones who do have a genuine vision fail quick when they figure out that politics is a zero sum game, you either survive or you get eaten by the sharks around you. IF any politician get to become a leader and THEN tries to push big reforms for their 'vision' but their vision goes against lobbyists or the people who control the money money follow into the government, they're done. The system just doesn't allow that kind of thing happen unless big business or the elites agree to it.
>Playing AI dollies. LMFAO.
Might have to change the oil in my bike. It's a simple task but if anyone can fuck it up it's me
me and laura making sweet sweet anal love
Good luck to Shippy on his surgery today
Me and Ruthlad making sweet sweet anal love
>>82378221This is also my view, I think Keith genuinely wanted to do some good in the world until he got in where they sat him down and said "this is the way it's going to be, if you argue we'll make you a laughing stock like Truss, if you agree and go along with quietly fucking the country to death we'll make sure you've got a nice golden parachute after your four years are up. Be a good boy and do as we say." They've probably got some kompromat on basically everyone in every party too as insurance.
>>82378537Ah yeah Keith is terrible right? Not as bad as those Cuckservatives though. Ha ha. Am I right?
>>82378589I literally don't know what point you're trying to make.
>>82378602It's not some grand point. I am just taking the piss out of you for talking like a mong
>>82378537Politics has always been the same, same rule set, which is even more proof you can't reinvent wheel with visionary views of ideal society
Don't think of yourself as a victim. Think of yourself as a winner
>>82378404Hard to tell if your answer will be honest, or a troll reply, but, what's he having done?
>>82378666Mastectomy de lid, he's had enough.
>>82378666He's in for a Median Arcuate Ligament Release. It's a kind of stomach surgery I believe
What is this type of asian ethnicity called? The one with much rounder, plumper features but? Is she mixed with something?
Perchance, anyone to leave a last biscuit laying about? T'would surely be safe in the hands of one such as I.
>>82378723only got turkish delight about today mate, you'll have to starve
I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.
>>82378772do you actually have children though?
>>82378777Aye, two right now.
i got a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more cowbell
>>82378772>so that my children can live in peace.More than likely will just get shot or oppressed by the regime you see as preferable.
Honest question lads: does anyone actually believe that all the anger at how the country is being run right now is being caused by "Russian bots" that are "stirring division" like the government likes to say it is?I mean come the fuck on.
Had a rather lovely blowjob from my missus last night oh aye x
>>82378799its a contributing factor but not the main one
>>82378799Nothing can be put down to one factor, but there has been documented discourse generated from russian sources. More in the US elections than here.
>>82378803I'd give you a better one mate
life is very different without alcohol. my mind is always "on" if you know what i mean
>>82378705prob asain latino
>>82378822yeah my mind is constantly on at me that it wants alcohol
>>82378799The anger in this country is real, but the media (including social media, much of which is foreign funded and orchestrated) are directing it in a specific direction. People are angry about the cost of living, about workers rights, about housing shortages, etc. But the protests aren't about those things. They're protesting against a tiny group of people who are even worse off than ourselves.
>>82378831that sounds like a problem. is drinking having negative affects on your life?
>>82378836for some reason we only punch down in this country
>>82378836>about workers rights...huh? Mate, I've not heard anyone even mention this in years. Workers are tripping over their fucking rights lmao.
>>82378849It's because of the tabloid press and similar. Fawn up, punch down.>>82378851You haven't heard anyone mention the phrase "worker's rights" maybe, but you'll have heard about zero-hour contracts, wages that don't keep up with inflation, fire-and-rehire schemes, or whole industries relying on agencies instead of direct employment
>be me>outwardly a normie, if a bit quiet>secretly a total gooner and sissy fetishist>chinese lass joins the office>her name is hard to pronounce so she says use her romanised name instead>it's Sissy>every time I say it I'm flooded with the urge to goonreal struggles lads
>>82378875>secretly a total gooner and sissy fetishisti condemn you to hell
>>82378874Those aren't issues of 'workers rights', lad. Those are due to the massive imbalance in negotiating power that employers have over employees because the labour pools are so completely saturated. Literally every single one of those problems would be dealt with if we had 5 million fewer people in the fucking country (as would things like housing prices being out of control). Workers don't have some sort of inherent right to not be on a zero hour contract. Healthy economies would have these things still, the issue that people have is that they see them proliferate way beyond the organic norm with no greater remuneration that they might typically expect for such adverse contracts. This is because employers know they can offer these contracts and still get dozens or hundreds of applications. This is, again, because the labour pools are saturated.This isn't a question of the gubmint coming along and with a stroke of the pen making zero hour contracts illegal, which would act as little more than a retarded plaster over a yet more retarded gaping chest wound. The only way to sort this kind of shit out is through giving employees more bargaining power, which means fewer potential employees in the pool, which means get rid of a bunch of people ASAP.
>>82378875Imagine her pulling you into the toilet, reaching up her skirt, pulling down her frilly pink knickers and then saying "Here you go Anon, you need these more than I do, you're even more of a sissy than I am!" then she makes you put them on right in front of her, stifling a tiny giggle at your hard wittle wee wee as you slip them on.
>>82378899delete this, lad, get this off my screen
>>82378893>Those workers rights issues aren't issues of 'workers rights', ladLol. You have immigrant derangement syndrome
>>82378908I see lad, good to know that you just ignored the actual argument and instead reiterated your original point and went in for an ad hom.I bet you think housing costs are some kind of 'renters rights' issue as well, right? If only the government just wrote price controls into law, everything would be fixed!
>>82378921>If only the government did X, everything would be fixed!It's you who is this simple minded lad, not me. But your x is "deport forriners"
"Garfield did you bomb gaza again?!"" i gotta do what i gotta do they're holdin' out on the lasagna john""Garfield you bad cat!"
>>82378840no sobriety is
>>82378934garfield needed some stress relief on a monday init
>>82378939chemically speaking alcohol is a solution
>Enormous levels of immigration over the past two decades at levels which far outpace housing construction couldn't possibly be behind the increased demand for housing!
>People who can't afford a house are the ones driving house prices up!t. a mong
I am so fucking desperate for an asian gf, I will literally take one of those fucking buck-tooth, bug-eyed, pre-plastic surgery Koreans. I just need to fuck an asian pussy and arse, that's all I want, all I ever wanted.
>>82378952when im on the loo i like to do pic related with both hands to center myself in preparation for big poos
>>82378983do to Bangkok and get your cock banged
Shemale rape storms
miss are little helper
>>82379004so instead of raining cats and dogs it would rain dicks and tits?
i have a music induces chill going and it feels groovy
>>82379007I want me lid back too de lid
>>82379007Reckon he caught a month long ban?
>>82379007He was the shittest fucking poster, glad he's gone.
trve Brazilian shemale war metal. Sodomize them all to death.
>>82379029He stopped posting on the day that I phoned the police about him, I don't think it's a coincidence
>>82379060Not him but, why would you call the police?
>>82379059I got my Brazilian shemale war medal back in the day. Was hard going there. Must've had dozens of Brazilian shemales pounding me every day for weeks at a time. I never gave up though, you learn to adapt. High fibre diet, light breakfast because you'll fill up on cum so quickly. Lost a lot of good men to STDs as well, but I made sure all my shemales were checked, you can never be too careful.
>>82379076I've long suspected that HHL is up to no good, and I'd feel bad if I didn't raise the alarm and he hurt someone
>>82379007>>82379026What's stopping you posting all the inane shit you would normal post about him anyway, it hasn't stopped you in the past. >Neck >Nappies >Beehive >Spacker tray >Spacker cord >Care home>Assisted living >Buy a bag lad >Post pictures of him and his family Are you saying you need him around to post all this unfunny shite again?
>>82379076Because he was making terroristic threats. Prevent is the only thing standing between this country and anarchy.
>>82379094Why are you crying offtrip HHL
>lets pretend I called the police on him. These are adult man making these posts lmfao
>>82379105Your dolly has fucked off like the rest of them because you're boring, repetitive and unfunny.
>>82379108SSM is an older man than I and he literally pretended that armed police were raiding his house, de lid. Not sure what your point is.
Only gone and fixed my old vac. Took the bugger apart and there was a massive blockage in 1 of the tubes. Brilliant, I have a spare now. Also, this 1 seemed to be sticking to the floor, mega suction feeling like it was hard to push and pull about. It was never like that, I wonder if it's just my strength going? Oh well, off t'petrol emporium to buy some alcohol as a celebratory gesture.
>>82379116You're both mongs, is that your point?
Jannies are on a power trip, i got a random month long ban at the start of august, the bastards Few other anons have had the same happen
>>82379108You will never be loved by a woman de lad
>>82379116I hope SSM wins an Oscar for that stellar performace
>>82379141My wife, daughter, 2 sisters, mother, grandmothers, nieces and cousins would disagree.
These days it the left spewing forth hatred against the Jews me lad
>>82379150Lol there's no way someone seething at /britfeel/ posts every single day of his life for years has a wife and child. You are definitely the type of lad who would lie about that on the internet and think that's a victory though
>lets pretend I have a wife and daughter
>lets pretend he doesn't have a wife and daughter
>>82378020>Person i dont like has been arrested>Freedom of speech violated and this precedent will be used against me and innocent people but it doesnt matter because i dont like Graham LinehanRetards like you are the reason the UK is an utter joke these days. Have some fucking principles other than >fuck man i dont like
Any proof you have a wife and/or daughter, little lad?
The driving force behind cutting your own dick off is found in power metal. These people would be shemales if born a decade later! These homos would dress up as women and let someone violently masturbate in their anal cavity to ejaculate on their poop! Disgusting! Pillage the altars of trannydom! Rape Storms Force!
I support Graham Linehan.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LOVING FAMILY NO YOU DON'T I DIDN'T SO THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD YOU DON'T YOU DON'T YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T!!!!!!!!!
>>82379113Says the mong constantly spamming /pol/ garbage
>>82379199Yeah mate look in the archive for 'zimmy' and get back to me x
>>82379199you want him to post his marriage certificate and birth certificate of his kid?
>>82379210That's not you, Zimmy is a well adjusted guy. He's not the "let's pretend" mong
>>82379210Okay obviously you're not him, but interesting that he did at least post proof, but yeah that other lad is likely just bullshitting.
>>82379206Who are you pretending I am now?
>have a power outage yesterday because the country is falling apart, entire street >workberg says I have to make back 2 hours, like its somehow my faultthe good thing is it will be wfh and I will absolutely slack off instead but still
>>82379215There's many other ways he))) could prove it without doxing himself.
>j just post pictures of your wife and child on 4chan to prove to literally fucking who's on 4chan that you have a wife and child lmfao
I'd shag his black wife behind his back, pump another milk coffee coloured sprog into her and he'd never know the difference x
>>82379236Lad you're literally sat in a lonely box room pretending to literally fucking who's on 4chan that you have a wife and child, when you know you don't and likely never will. Don't you feel like a loser?
>>82378836I dislike both, I hate the government for importing bio weapons who suppress wages
>>82379250Of cours you woud big man just like all the other women youve shagged
>No no you see you don't know for 100% sure that I don't have a wife and child so that means I've won as long as I keep lying!
>>82379253am I the lad with the wife and child am I?
>>82379264>am I the lad with the wife and child Definitely not lol
My life is so fulfilling I invest deeply into the lives of other men on britfeel
>If you doubt I have a wife and child because I seem very unhappy, you're "investing deeply into my life"Christ that is first class cope
stop concerning yourselves with what other men have and concern yourself on what you dont have that you want and how to get it
shall be having tea and crumpets
>>82379113Good, thank fuck for that.You're not exactly a barrel of laughs, retard.
>>82379297>You're not exactly a barrel of laughs, retard.Make us laugh. you can't
Wife and kids aren't for everyone, I'd be lying if I said it was all smooth sailing. You take the bad times with the good, the point is you get through it together. Love 'em to bits though, me.
>>82379303I'm not here to amuse you, especially not lads having double cheese melties like you
>>82379311how does one afford sprog? 24 and looking at nursery fees and it looks bonkers. I would like to have sprogbergs one day
>>82379325Zimmy works from home doing his editor job of an academic journal so he doesn't need much childcare
>>82379311>Wife and kids aren't for everyone, I'd be lying if I said it was all smooth sailing. You take the bad times with the good, the point is you get through it together. Love 'em to bits though, me.fascinating
>>82379333>Zimmy works from home doing his editor job of an academic journal so he doesn't need much childcarefascinating
>>82379325Taxpayers pay for my 3 sprogs
>>82379341Sadly nah it's very boring but it pays the bills for him
>>82379333so you either work entirely from home or you get priced out of sprogdom because it costs hundreds if not over a thousand a month, its like 60 quid a day, 1200 a month ffs. Wouldn't be that much of an issue if both parents weren't required to toil full time.
>run sprogs_drivel.exe
>>82379343but sprog benefits is like 20 quid a week, where are you getting thousands from?
>>82379349>Sadly nah it's very boring but it pays the bills for himfascinating
>/deepfeel/: SSM is THAT older man
>>82379351>has has an exe focused around sporgsBit sketch mate
>>82379350Yeah if you don't have grandparents to help with childcare you just don't have kids now. That's how it goes
>>82379361They're all disabled so I get topups
>>82379363That would be a hell of a deepfeel.
>>82379366>has has an exe focused around sporgs
>>82379367mine are dead though, I've got one ex alcoholic recently turned Buddhist grandma who hasn't spoken to me in 5 years, the helps out with my aunties sprog though. Mental how the most basic thing to do is now too expensive, its sort of how a society runs? lmao weve outsourced breeding, suppose were more effective workers now we dont have to look after kids, our productivity and gdp must be booming
>>82379363>>82379378It was older men, plural. So he could only be one of them. But there's every chance he might be
>>82379378Right, 'disabled'
>>82379384Yeah it's shit. No wonder the birth rate is dropping. I don't personally want kids but I think it's a huge tragedy that people who want them can't have them these days.
>>82379325That's the question, innit? The reality is that almost all families, unless you're on a staggering income, rely to some extent on the state to subsidise things. Just look up every childcare voucher you're entitled to, don't feel ashamed, the whole system is rotten, just do what's best for you.>>82379333I wfh but that's not me, lad, recently started a new job with RNHS.
>>82379400>that's not me, lad,Ah my mistake lad *WINK*
>>82379395ive seen the argument of>well in countries that have better standards of living birth rates are droppingbut why does that mean the people who want them cant have them? make it much easier for the ones who do then ffs, not profitable though.
Buying a new top of the range gaming PC so I can play Stardew Valley at 900 fps
>>82379412It's the only game that is truly timeless, can't think of a better game to play when you first boot up a new pc
>>82379409It's not the only reason birth rates are dropping I suppose, but it's definitely a big factor
>>82379412my laptop is so shit one quarter of the keys dont work the screens coming out and the cursor goes mental if i hold the laptop by the corner for some reason
Imagine how much fucking money the guy who made stardew valley is sitting on. Just a stupid little game where you pretend to farm and fish and stuff and he's set for a dozen lifetimes of luxury.
The bots I make myself in Spicy Chat are so much more consistent and better fleshed out than the slop other people make.
>>82379442you should rent them out and become a cyber pimp
>>82379435He deserves it, he's dedicated a large portion of his life to that game. Can't begrudge the lad at all desu.
>>82379442So what you're saying is you have better imaginary friends?
For gaming, you should build a desktop pc. Will work out much cheaper
>>82379450Yeah don't get me wrong I'm super happy for the guy, but it's just like one of those things where it's this, by all accounts, absurd little change that made his life immeasurably better than 99.999% of peoples' will ever be.
Overheard my mum talking on the phone to a friend of hers about how she 'used to swing' with my dad when they were younger.It's over. I'm roping.
Alcohol purchased. Now time 4 co codamol and booze (co codamol for pain relief not to get mashed).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvbgNj-xp5A>>82379287Good advice.
>>82379470Sounds like it was years of insane dedication to his craft that made his life immeasurably better than 99.999% of peoples' will ever be.
>>82379482Woah lad, hold on a minute here. You're telling me your mum had sex... with your DAD?!?!
>>82379287Terrible advice, the entire basis of how society values things is founded in comparing ourselves to others. Ignore it and you'll soon find yourself worthless, unloved, poor etc.
>>82379507They used to be swingers you fucking omng.
>>82379507And she fancied a bit of tyrone on the side, apparently.
>>82379482Swing music exists anon, your parents were probably dancers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7apj85bc1cBlast these and ask your mum if she can jive.I found out today that my mums mate (who I fancied as a teenager) is single. Corr, might rizz her up (as the kids say) and smash some clunge.
>>82379482>I'm ropingThat's the closest you'll ever get to swinging, I suppose
>>82379543I lost my virginity to my mum's mate when I was 18 lad. My mum set us up. She wasn't my mum's age but she was a good bit older than I was. Many years later when my mum was drunk she told me that she'd "had a wank" (her words) about us shagging. It really ruined the whole pleasant memory and made me physically ill
Isn't swinging just a more polite way of saying cucking/hotwifing? It's not like men are particularly desirable to random people, whereas women are. Mum gets all the dick she wants, dad in theory gets all the pussy he wants, but in reality is turned down by every partner because women don't want john smith middle manager they want Chad Hardbody male model.
Who me? Yeah Im a top shagger, what of it
>>82379562>I lost my virginity to my mum's mate when I was 18 lad.corrr, what was his name lad?
Grown men having a mental breakdown over the realisation that their parents have had sex
Yeah ngl if I found out my dad was a literal cuckold I'd proabbly rope too
>>82379567That's not how it works lad. You swap partners.
>>82379596So do you just choose not to read the posts you complain about? My point wasn't that I was shocked to find out my parents have had sex, but that the fact that my mum admitted she and my dad were singers fucked me up hard. It upset me to find that out. Do you understand now little lad?
*grabs anons mum and starts jiving*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvropLxYb5c
>>82379615Grim degenerates
>taking a particularly tough shit>pretend I'm a DBZ character powering up
>>82379615Don't be such a prude lad. It's not a big deal
>anon still pushing the parents are suxuakldeviants arc, even when presented with the truth that swing is to do with dancing, and only gooners think of it being sexual.
>>82379631Finding out that my mum is a whore and my dad is a cuck is kind of a big deal for me, but maybe that's just because I had a nice relationship with my parents and I thought they were good people. I guess from your perspective where you were raised by sub-literate troglodytes it wouldn't make much difference would it?>>82379638Fuck off mate, this gimmick was shite the moment you posted it.
>>82379647>now anon posts ad hominem attacks on the person not the argumentAs to be expected. I thought school holidays were over now?
>>82379647You're so jealous of people with vibrant sex lives that you now no longer think your parents are good people?
>>82379615>my mum admitted she and my dad were singersDo you look like your dad, lad?
I dunno, if it was actual swinging where they both fucked other people then that's kind of a power move in one sense (not saying everyone would see it that way, but you can rationalise it as an alpha thing). If it's straight up cuckoldry though and she was just saying 'swinging' as a euphemism then yeah that's fucking grim.
>>82379647>Finding out that my mum is a whore and my dad is a cuck is kind of a big deal for me, but maybe that's just because I had a nice relationship with my parents and I thought they were good people.The sexual revolution happened around 60 years ago, lad. The overwhelming majority of people don't care about these things anymore.
>>82379665I guess, I've never actually picked out photos of us and compared them side by side and he's a bit fat at his age now so that distorts things a bit but yeah I'd say we more or less do.
>>82379684And does your dad share your deep distaste for casual footwear?
>>82379692I'm not ruthmong, take your fucking meds holy shit lad
>>82379684Well he managed to have sex so there is hope for you, you just need to work up the courage to talk to women now
>finds out his parents had group sex orgy sesh's>has a literal meltdownwhat a poor little babby if only he knew
TFL and DLR workers will be striking for five full days (7-11 September) to demand a 32(!) hour work week.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
Beans on toast for me. This isn't just any beans on toast this is M&S beans on toast. M&S beans I got from the food bank
>>82379724They do it because it works, whereas whining about how shit your pay is doesn't. Simple as.
>>82379732Based I just had food bank beans on toast, but they gave me Hienz reduced salt
>For Royal Marines candidates, the minimum required pull-ups is typically 4, while the maximum score is awarded for 16 or morecor, I exceed the maximum score at 20 wide gripped pullups with full range of motion. Never joining the army tho.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PARENTS HAD SEXXXX!!!!IM GOING INSANEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>82379747The standards are a total joke desu. Four pull-ups. Four.Why even have a requirement at all at that point?
>>823797534 to be a royal marine, minimum pushups are 30 though, really odd imbalance, can do 42
Not gonna post any more today, you lot are a right bunch of twats.
>>82379752This is the level of goblin NPC posting here, no wonder they don't get it
?Photoshop is over 20quid a monthWhat? I was only paying 10 per month up until I let my account die.For fucks sake.I'm pirating it, fucking robbing bastards. I should say I'll try to work out how to pirate it. Fucking robbing cunt bastards.
>>82379707Not how it works at all when it's not the 1970s anymore thick cunt
>>82379753i imagine the army care more about stamina then strength as you dont need to be strong to pull a trigger
>>82379806why not try gimp?
>>82379807Seether pretending to be other posters/10.
>>82379807I know plenty of average looking lads who have or have had girlfriends. You need to get out more and stop listening to fellow shut-in dossers on the internet.
>>82379807How did your dad manage to meet women without all the dating apps and sites of today, terrified man-child?
>>82379820No need for name calling
>>82379820It's a pain in the arse, and not as good.
>>82379811calisthenics are stamina tho, its the absolute bare minimum for physical fitness
Haven't wanked in 5 days. Haven't even felt the need to. Very odd, normally I'm wanking once or twice a day.
>>82379832ayyyyyy>>82379833ok, ive never tried photoshop tbf. what do you use it for?
>>82379828He met women in a time that dating apps did not exist. What he did back then is irrelevant because now dating apps do exist and most women use them. Are you actually serious here? Utter cretin lol
>>82379835pull ups are strength surely
>>82379828Why are you such a dramafag? Proper little shit stirrer aren't you.
>>82379839happens when you get older
>>82379844Just image manipulation, but the tools it has are really good, which is why they charge so much (cunts).
>>82379853not past 12, calisthenics past a certain point are just a stamina exercise, its like curling 10kg for 100 reps, its not very useful for strength.
My parents.... had secks....... With OTHER PEOPLE?!!??!!??!?!?!!!!
>>82379882we should make people in vats
>>82379882my mother had 1 sexual partner (my dad) and my dad apparently fucked quite a few women before my parents were together which makes my mum seethe, also for some reason I had to know the information that he has a thing for nuns and goths, suppose the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Other men besides my dad seen mummys vagina when I was being born. I can't take it lads, oh the shame
>>82379914You should approach ya ma about this, it aint right
>>82379882People like you almost make me want Islam to win purely just to get rid of this cringe
>>82379928NOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOMSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPYOU CANT HAVE SEXXXXXXXMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
If we were on a board with ID's, there'd be no seethingfag that would pretend to be other posters.You will show your fear by slagging me off.
You can tell it's the seethingfag, as there's either too many full stops, or too many reddit spaces in a post.
>>82379946i agree with you, you beautiful intelligent man
Makes me laugh these "no hymen no diamond" types and the lads that trying telling lads that have a gf that weren't virgins when they met him, cucks and betas. You have no idea about your mothers sexual history.
A true cuckold is a st*pdad who accepts the woman's kids but doesn't add his own seed. However as well as disrespecting himself he is also disrespecting the kids by using their mum for sex not for having more kids just to fuck her for his own jollys. Almost like every time he fucks her he's getting one over on them that helps him feel better about his sad cuck status. It's borderline evil desu. No, it is actually evil.
>>82379973Letter on spacker
what is a wuppa and how would one grind it?
>>82379952>reddit spaces in a post.
A step parents natural home is the cuck corner lingering in the background like a bad smell. Eugh
>>82379999Will not be arguing against those digits, even though you speak nonsense.
>>82380008There is no such thing as Reddit spacing lad. You used the same spacing in school before you even knew of Reddit. 4chan also predates Reddit so 'Reddit' spacing was used in 4chan posts before Reddit existed.
>>82380030It's just an insult to point out the post is larger than needed. Back in t'day you'd get people whinging about walls of text, now we have massive posts that say nothing.
i love a good live update maphttps://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/36a7f6a6f5a9448496de641cf64bd375
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REDDIT SPACENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOMOM GET YOUR PUSSY OFF THE NIEGHBOURRR MOOOOOOM
Your dad's throbbing, erect penis sliding in and out of your mum's moist fanny around 9 months before you were born
>tfw, I controlled him like a puppetDance monkey dance.
>now the seether is posting his sexual fantasies
>>82380069Did you lose your golden face reaction image lid?
>>82380093I'm not the kek poster. I suspect him of being a seether.
blimey, everyone is angry today.
bloody hell nearly 6 oclock already today is flying
>>82380103sign of the times, country degrades, seethe goes up.
>>82380103If we were on a board with ID's, I think you would see that it's not all posters.It is easy to manipulate things with no ID's. By ID's I don't mean names, or an ID that sticks with the user all the time, just the time that they post in that thread (pol is a good example of this).
Thinking about how Bella Culley got impregnated and the lad what did it.
Give it a rest idmong
>>82380148I mentioned ID 5 times, and 4 were in 1 post.Why do you fear ID's?
>>82380039So it's an insult or an easy way to discredit a posters points with zero effort by saying they used Reddit spacing. Seems low IQ to use 'Reddit spacing' as an argument or reply of any kind.
Might watch Lost Highway later
DVDlad, what's your favourite Lynch film?
>>82380168Sort of (IMO of course), but it's more about the quality of the post. Most of the "reddit spacing" posts, add little to a thread. There are times when this spacing is needed, paragraphs or trying to separate bits of information that aren't connected in any way. But sentence reddit space sentence reddit space sentence, isn't needed. Especially if they are all talking of the same thing. Then it clearly is a LOOK AT THIS POST type of thing. The spacing being used to enlarge the post. The low quality post, I should add.That's my issue with excessive unneeded spacing.
>he>wants>a>big>post>competion>okIamabigpostposterI dopoststhatarequitelarge.
>>82380231Not reading that Digg spacing post lad. See how it works?
>>82380244All length and no girth. Can relate.
Listening to that hip-hop rap music
Idmong melty oh aye
>>82380271Listening to that DSBM music
>>82380267No I don't see how it works, I'm confused at your use of digg, as it usually means to have a go at somebody. I sort of did, by "having a go" at reddit spacing users (If you had read my post, you would know what I mean, redditor lad), and really the only person that would complain (as you low key are doing) would be the person I am talking about.
>>82380295I listen to Leviathan sometimes
He will now spend some time whinging about IDs by insulting a poster.Fear drives him. Why fear an ID?
He will now melt down because nobody wants his fucking IDs
>>82380305Only see his debut as really fitting into the genre but he's fucking top either way.
IDmong needs to fuck off
paranoid gangstalked lad reporting in, i must be right wing because i find sam hyde funny right, ah shite mane, it's not possible to find something useful from someone even if you disagree with some of there views, you got to be all in on group think like a retard
>>82380303Can you shorten your post lad its a bit reddity
>says I'll have a melty, then mentions ID's multiple timesI accept your admittance of being defeated.
>>82380303Not reading this mate too long add some paragraphs next time
Shit thread today
>>82380339I bet I could. There's a bit that says "as it usually means", I could remove as, and the sentence would still make sense, and I could remove the "reddit lad" part.Would that be better?>>82380356Can't, I'm trying to shorten it, soz.
>>82380363I blame Waitrose for this
>>82380363who do you want to talk about
>>82380397ideally Jenna Haze
>>82380368Me too, fuck windows, bastards they are.
Should we have a little choon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iByQSaWTR1g
The thing with some of the original versions of dance music is that they can be quite lengthy, 7-9 min, wew lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44Ach4mXE4
>>82380481>can be quite lengthy>7-9 minStep it up lad.
>>82380402Dunno who that is lad
>>823805011 song? Post it please anon, I'm intrigued now.
>>82380501Mirror Reaper?
Might fire up my Linux routine
Firing up a linux routine won't get me a gf
Might give my tranny folder an airing out ITT
>>82380509It's an album but as one song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNla2IlfF0g>>82380518Close enoughMirror Reaper is 1 second fucking shorter in my library lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw
Took the back seats completely out my car, loads more space now, fit more parcels in. Bit faster too from the reduced weight, not that I speed or anything, good driver I am, got the badges to prove it
>>82380103just catching up after my day in the office. seethermong on a mad ting
>>82380582good glesga lassierip
>>82380582sophie oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fwWZD159k
>>82379972That's not true lad, my mum was a whore and I'm well aware of it. At her engagement party to my dad her dad made a speech that went something like "it's not every day your daughter gets engaged, well with *name* it's nearly every day".She'd been married before, didn't last for whatever reason and engaged at least 5 times previously. Then I guess when she hit menopause she went mental and started fucking any man that would have her, which did not do very well for the state of our family considering her and my dad were still married.I know of at least 3 affairs, one of which was with her best friends boyfriend, then her best friend died in a car crash while it was happening and that really sent her off the deep end guilt spiral. Possible that might have caused a small amount of trauma in me as a child, having to overhear phone calls, read sexts and watch her drunkenly throw herself at men. Happy ending though I suppose since they split up and she ended up with some simp ten years younger than her that works his arse off so that she can be retired and drink wine and go on 30 holidays a year. We're not that close these days.
is this a friendly general
>>82380647>is this a friendly generalno, fuck off
>>82380596You should sew the badges on your towel that you take to the swimming pool lad, show everyone how good you are in the changing rooms. For me it was an aladdin towel, had the genie on it and everything.
>>82380647At times yes.Hello.
>>82380652>no, fuck offalright
>>82380653The badges are virtual unfortunately only available on the app but I'll suggest that we get patch badges like in scouts and that
just saw a shop selling second-hand clothes like a charity shop, and there was a sign that read 'F*CK FAST FASHION'it just said that, in neon letters, where children could see it
I am the chief twoll of britfeel. Oh aye.
we just lost a potentially friendly poster to the seethers.how long must this war go on?
>>82380680they censored it so who cares
>>82380671Better suggestion, sew them on your cumrag. Then you'll get a sense of satisfaction with every release.
It's just banter nancy boy
JUST A BI OF BAN ER
>Using swear words in the presence of women and children? I expect better from you, bro.
>>82380723women and children are cunts
I've encouraged every woman I have dated to stop swearing. No one likes a foul mouthed fucking slag gf.
>>82380756I do, so your theory's out the window.
I don't believe in dinosaurs. There's no way a creature that large could have existed. The amount of food it would have to consume on a daily basis would be in the tons just to keep it alive. All bollocks.
>>82380767they still exist de ladhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird
>>823806952 replies, 1 nice (me), 1 not nice (not me). Next time, I think we should be a bit more vocal in r frenlyness.
>>82380767It ate other big things. Evolution has shrunk animals, and us. We wuz giants n shit.
some day in the future, Ofcom won't even have to censor the internet, because the internet was just a 90s/2000s fad./britfeel/ will just be HelperLad, kept alive by a team of nurses repairing his cyber-liver, yelling about the Jews.
>>82380786Evolution is bollocks as well. How can an animal suddenly change over the years. A rabbit jumps into the water now it grows scales and becomes a lizard. Rubbish.
>>82380706Bit grim sewing badges onto your mum desu lad
scientists say mammals don't lay eggs. it's just birds and lizards and them, right?wrong.
>>82380363Because all the big personalities are gone
britfeelers on average have a lower IQ than the general population
>>82380830blad is still here he must be the biggest personality
>>82380843That isn't true whatsoever
whats trump got to say eh
>>82380830not sure how spamming of>corr drank too much wont drink again me *proceeds to drink again*>i bought DVDs>febreeze initwould improve the thread.
moneysavingexpert says I won't be eligible for any credit cards so applying for one will just needlessly lower my credit score, but without one I can't verify myself on nexusmods to download gooner modsI hate this gay world bros
You wouldn't shag your sister, so how the fuck can you shag your wife?
>>82380878Lie .Thats how I got approved
>>82380878but getting a credit card and then immediately paying it off is one of the easiest ways to IMPROVE your credit score.do you not have enough points left to get a countersignature on social credit?
do normal people who participate in society (the real world) even care the slightest fig about the Online Safety Act?
>>82380891read again, I don't have a card nor will I be able to get one>>82380900no idea, it'd be my first card as I've only ever used debit - the soft check on the website came back as saying no one would give me a card, even the ones made for "credit building"
>>82380916>do normal people who participate in society (the real world) even care the slightest fig about the Online Safety Act?Hang on I'll just ask them for you lad
>>82380878For me I just dont fucking WANT a credit card. I never needed one, dont want one, get away from me.Now Steam demands I have one to see 18+ shit. I don't mind if it's just porn games as I don't play them, but is it gonna be needed for shit like Scorn or BG3 where you get to see tits and bang weird things or whatever?
>drinking a can of Relentless>moustache hair caught in pull-tab thing >AGAINuh, i thought these drinks were for adults now...?
>>82380924When you filled in the form with the company you picked, you told them your income, what did you write? And the application was rejected?
>>82380924>it'd be my first card as I've only ever used debit see i thought you were doing a joke about how overly bureaucratic this shit is, i forgot they are actually doing that 'you need a CREDIT card' (specifically) nonsense.that doesn't even prove you're 18+, what the flying fuck.
>own a house>have a mortgage>profile is 16 years old>have a drivers licence>even got vetting to say what a good boy I am>"nah m8 get a credit card or piss off"fucks sake
>>82380952>that doesn't even prove you're 18+, what the flying fuck.You need to be 18 to have the card.
>>82380937Indeed. I better not lose access to games in my library at some point because of this shit.>>82380950It was just an eligibility checker - https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/eligibility/credit-cards/search/so it checks with multiple companies to find you the best card, and for me it returned none kek>>82380952credit cards specifically are a valid age check in the UK, it's debit cards you can get below 18
>>82380937wasn't there some game (Assassin's Creed or something) where they patched it after 5+ years to cover up nipples?gamers pissed, it must be wokeness, but it turned out they'd just included some files from the Chinese/somewhere version (that was always censored)?anyway, i wonder if that'll start happening for real. like how some cinemas won't show 18/X-rated films. it's not that titties are BANNED in the UK, you understand, it's just that the UK release has a few changes. so that it can be accessible to a wider userbase :-)
>>82380969is it just the card, though? what if you were a teenager using your parent's card?>>82380972>it's debit cards you can get below 18true, i think i got one at 16. but that's the arbiter of proof? "here's a receipt for some gin. couldn't have bought gin if i was under 18, could i?"rather than actual proof-of-age?
sobriety is really boring
gay song for gayshttps://vocaroo.com/1dOuL2McseNx
not sure what you could even put in a game that would make it above a 15 rating.even porn games. unless there's footage of real people. (don't give a shit how photorealistic the graphics are, the same rules as violence SHOULD apply.)
>>82381008Can I get uhhhh anymore of those hammer-ons
>>82380972Go to post office credit card site. Lie about your income and job if you are neet or low income. >>82380996technically its illegal even with parents permission but good parents won't snitch on their kids.
>>82380996>rather than actual proof-of-age?Basically they know people hate uploading pictures of their face or important IDs like drivers or passports.In Steam's case, they already have your payment info, so the idea is they just want you to reuse that. No idea how NexusMods justifies it but they've been shit for years.
>>82381021You don't think that Cum Guzzler 3D (Interracial Gay Expansion Pack) should be an 18?
>>82380996>what if you were a teenager using your parent's card?the parents would be liable if it was ever challenged for any reason>that's the arbiter of proof?the difference is a bank account needs ID to open, so if you've got a credit card you've already proven you're 18 because the bank itself would've checked
>>82381039if a 15-year-old can handle a challenging, violent, and drug-filled kino like The Karate Kid, i'm sure a 3D model of a penis won't scar their minds.
>>82381052A black penis though?!
>>82381061if anything, we NEED to expose young people to this.
>>82381027needs more if anything
lots of lads dropping truth bombs here tonight, fuck scientists those motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed
>>82381045>the difference is a bank account needs ID to open, so if you've got a credit card you've already proven you're 18 because the bank itself would've checkedaye just looked and you can get limited forms of credit card from age 11 (with parents' approval and so on, obviously).just seems daft this one acts as proof, when it's one step removed like this, y'know? "aye mate bottle of vodka please. i'm paying on credit card, that proves i'm 18, doesn't it?" can i show the mod sites my council tax bill?
>>82381101in the case of alcohol they'll ask for photo ID specifically, but online stores will accept a credit card as proof just on the assumption you're not committing fraud I suppose
Shippy called to tell me that he's reached his destination at the Hawza of Najaf and he'll be proceeding rapidly to the Najaf Office.
>>82381116just a few months ago i'd say something like "the fuck could they do online, check your photo ID?" but i (somehow) keep forgetting that's exactly where we're at.i mean maybe a credit card INSTEAD is actually 'better' but fuck me, you used to just click a box.
>>82377502Two days into autumn and it's already raining constantly.
i don't even watch/look at porn so i can kind of see the funny side of it (you have to laugh) but the police state nonsense of it all bothers me.i mean yeah the onus should be on websites, e.g. if they're hosting something illegal. but was that ever NOT true?
i'll stick to doing music on the computer
>He has to use photo ID>He hadn't got an internet gold pass ngtmi newfag
>>82381101The point is you're commiting fraud if you use the card without authorization. Which to normal people sounds scary but its all just a meme mostly
>>82381156or just do what mobile phone providers dohave adult filters that block sites until you opt-in
>>82381008Second-hand embarrassment
>>82381265He's not that bad. You seem jealous
You now need age verification to look at certain Wikipedia pages now kek. World gone mad.
>>82381153Bit weird how MET office decides to change the dates of seasons, then this happens. They are also going to be tied in with the BBC somehow, so we know there's going to be lies galore.Yes I was joking about MET office causing an early autumn. But the government spraying mystery substances into the sky? We don't know what effects it will cause.
>>82381295Not world, just this country. I feel sorry for people with young children.
>>82381295I thought the point was to stop kids watching extreme videos of like choking porn so they wouldnt rock up to girls and throttle them to death.Wikipedia's meant to be educational.
It makes me wonder how long before there is a very large amount of holocaust denial will be blocked desu.
>>82381318Not him but, no, it's to stop people seeing certain information that the government deem as wring think.
>wring thinkI'm an idiot.
Can anyone smarter than me tell me why I shouldn't vote for Your Party? (Non-racist reason)
>>82381399You shouldn't vote for any party as they're all shit.
Dad wants me to drop my Warwick offer and move to a lower ranked London university to stay at home.
garn bed now, hasnt been the best day for me, feeling kind of sad
>>82381399Lifetime bennies. Your party vows to end PIP and WCA assessments if elected.
>>82381432Yeah that's why I am considering voting for them. I was going to vote for Reform but I don't really mind pakis, just don't want to be in the EU, but Reform seem dead set on taking away bennies?
>>82381432>Your party vows to end PIP and WCA assessments if electedBased
fish and chippy dinner now in bed watching asmr work was alright uhmmmm
>>82381432Oh they vowed, that means they'll do it
>>82381399Student politics is utterly cringe
bored of it all might captcha fill
>>82381492I'm not talking about student politics lad
When are we going to get a UK version of Huey Long anyway
>>82381422I hope you have a nice sleep, and wake up tomorrow in a better mood. Nighty night.
30 years ago the minimum social status to have a good life was simply working class.10 years ago it was middle class professionalToday it's lower rungs of self-made wealthy
>>82381560I have a pretty good life and I'm... I guess middle class.
>>82381578I'm pleased for you lad.
HUGE update on nexusmods situation bros - using tor I can just turn adult content back on in the settings and it goes throughin other words, your location isn't tied to your account, just the IP you're accessing from at that very momentSteam is still cucked though
>>82381601filthy nonce disgusting behaviour
New seasideMARK upload. Helen came around with takeaway and she paid. It lush. https://www.youtube.com/live/rpehYkMFuaE?si=d9fPvmkP5oRqTPZv
>>82381650couldnt give a fuck
>>82381650>New seasideMARK upload. Helen came around with takeaway and she paid. It lush. gastronomic
Mark seems to talk about trauma with his mother. Does anybody know what happened?
>>82381650boring and sad and depressed.not seaside mark i mean you
>>82381601I use TOR wherever verification is needed now.
>>82381650Every day above ground is a great day de ladThat's seaside mark though. Not you. Every day of your life is a crushing misery
>actively defending an obese retard who lied about a retarded condition to get bennies and exploit it every chance he getsStrange
>>82381704SeasideSt*pdad was a bad man
>>82381763He didn't lie. The rest is accurate though
>>823817780 evidence he reeks of fish besides him saying so
thing is the British government is feckin useless and the DWP even more so. seaside mark and HHL are clear examples of a broken system which is rife with scammers
Corr, phwoar and other sexual noises.
>>82381763Not true. He was diagnosed in Sheffield university by 5 great guys plus one. One day he stinks of this and other day he stinks of fish. He didn't ask to be born and because of that he deserves lifetime award of full benefits in my honest opinion.
Trolls fuming tonight at our mark. You lot jealous that he lives a better life than you.
>>82381828I have more money than mark.
>>82381804In a sane world SSM would be living in Grimsby working in a fish plant.
>>82381786Are you stupid lad?
>>82380303https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DiggSince you're clearly a smoothbraneLearn to search, it'll make your life more bearable - not to mention ours
as we roll past 450, I have confidence the next thread will be appropriately turnt and lit
>replies after 3 hours, just to try stir up some more drama
>>82377579Why did it take you so long to think about lunch you raving spastic?
could really use a sturdy German girl to use as a plaything
>>82381914some of us had things to do, you evidently didn't so how about you pipe down for now
>He's twying weally weally hawd
Kek idmong btfo pipe down little lad
Of course someone who uses Digg spacing is a mong lmao
Melty time from seethemong, hahaha.
tick tock tick tock,wagies rise and shine!dont despair another dayyoure always on the clock :)tick tock tick tockwagies on the clockthey toil and traipse,rife with malaise,the grind never stops
>CAN YOU DIGG IT?!
>he bounces between generals after being BTFO'd, seething at anyone and everyone
me? i use 80 character width spacing. you young'uns have no idea what computersused to be like. you've been brought up in an era of adjustable displays withfancy font rendering, it's no wonder /r9k/ defaults to a variable-width font and we can't even reliably post ASCII art. a regression, IMO.
>>82382013Who are you referring to lad? A good fren of yours?
why dont you mongs have another fight about hair or something
imagine being over 30 and unemployed long term. kill myself out of shame.
Going to have as many wanks as possible before I need photo ID to use my eyes
imagine having a history of violent sex offences.probably wouldn't kill myself. try to work through it and be a better person in future.
>>82382047The low quality babby tier twoll. You're saying you don't know what happens in this thread regularly?
the wagie toils, the wagie turns,within him, his soul burns,he dreams of rest, but never jest,his time is sold, his life repressed,just feed him crumbs, and break his backoh wagie oh wagie where art thou?
>>82382094I know what happens in this general but I don't know what happens in the others
Britfeel in tatters without its personalities it not right
>>82382123It's boring as fuck without Shippy :(
Britfeel writers currently auditioning for the following rolesRacist man who lives in a care home Scottish drug addict Nonce minimum wage delivery driver Nonce software developerFat man who collects DVDsFat man who collects Nintendo gamesGay bald Geordie
>>82382108Ah, ok, sorry. The same type of behaviour as in here. Drama stirring, ad hominem attacks on posters, just general griefer behaviour. Pop into another British general, and see if you see any similarities.
>>82382140Shame they aren't looking for a top shagger coz am your man
>>82382151To be fair lad I do a bit of that in here and I don't post elsewhere so you might be wrong
childhood trauma has done a number on meI am a very private person who doesn't let any single person in to my life, not even family members
>>82382178Yes, it is clear there are a few anons here that also do that, but there is also 1 main seething faggot, and you others chirp in to wind the thread up or wind up individual posters. Banter, amarite.
>>82382140if only I lived in a care home..
>>82382203I'm really skeptical when anyone says "there's one main guy doing this" because it's rarely true. I think it's a kind of faulty heuristic on anonymous boards. I think our minds just conjure up the image of "that one guy" who must be behind all of the similar posts. I've made the error myself at times too, thinking that one guy is posting something but it turns out to be multiple people.
''kpi!, kpi!'' he doth protest,his grind a folly, his feelings pressedoh what say you, nefarious ''neet''?you laze and idle, in cool retreat!why slave for scraps? the neet retortsto chase a dream which corporates prize?i trade not soul for monthly review,nor mask my heart, for rent thats due...
>>82382269The thing is, as you point out, we'll never know for certain.
Bored of writing poetry for the brit/pol/ lads are we?Come here to shit post and run through your routines, eh.
Idmong has lost the plot
With the small amount of posters in britfeel I feel one bloke is behind the majority of posts causing shit and spamming
>>82382140>Gay bald Geordiei am 50% of each of these words, can i be the new Chika?
>he couldn't sleep after being BTFO'd earlier, and his ego demanded he return.If you anons can't see the obvious, I win, he loses. Aw, poor lil twoll. I mention ID's a few times and he has a melty. Isn't he a precious lil darling, hahaha.
think im out of poem ideas, the truth is I am the wagie, doomed to wage and toil, i miss neetdom I measured time by how it flowed, no flexi sheet ticked the worth i owed,I lived, I breathed, I dreamt, i slept:(
>>82382368AI can write poems.
>>82382368I'm sorry I was a knob head towards you anon.
>>82382351we really need you to be bald, sorry
>>82382383thats no fun now is it, it can also make music, it can also be used as a wanking tool, it will enslave us one day, inching towards the wall-e world
>>823821404 out of 7 are NEET and two are min wage. Britfeel is the most unemployed general.
Without the personalities to take the brunt of the seethe the lids started ripping each other apart. >*AI_slop_frogs_fighting_outside_a_dank_tower_block.png*
>>82382140Could I try out for Incel who stalks ASMR girls?
>>82382351How do you feel about febreze?
>>82382396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KVDDfAkRgc
>>82382140>Nonce software developerCan I get that one without the nonce bit?
>Britfeel is the most unemployed generalbrings a tear to the eyecontinuing the spirit of r9k
I really want to have sex but I am know it will never happen.
me, i'm just here to see the posts the canadian faggot and his bellends post to try to wind me up while being gangstalked by them, they still seething, of course i don't come here for the entertainment of the thread.
>>82382412I'm more qualified for that position than you are mate. At least on the ASMR front.
Anybody looking for a new thread? Found 1 in the catalogue.>>82382527>>82382527
