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As a gay guy, I hate women because I'm so jealous of all the free unlimited attention they get from men. They literally just make a tinder profile, open the gates, let the messages flood in, and pick something. Wherever they go there's always some man interested in them, so it's a matter of just picking the right option. Ok, I get it, most men are mental niggers, but you can't tell me there's literally nothing to choose from. I see men in my social circle doing crazy shit just to keep their women happy. I want that too.

Meanwhile as a gay guy my options are:
1. anonymous sex
2. anonymous sex but we tell each other our first names

I can't express how frustrating this is when I'm at the stage of my life where I'm seriously interested in having an actual relationship, but I know that nobody will pursue me and I don't have anyone to pursue.
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As a woman, lmfao at your life faggot shouldn't have been molested then
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>>82377566
>As a gay guy, I hate women because I'm so jealous of all the free unlimited attention they get from men.
most faggoted ass reason for disliking foids ever
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>>82377582
>As a woman
>shouldn't have been molested
kek

>>82377583
>most faggoted ass reason for disliking foids ever
Not sure if the most faggoted ass one, but I agree it should be considered near the top.
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>>82377566
Hi, gay here :)

Your problem is that you're too busy being a faggot. Stop being a faggot and your "problem" will disappear. Dumb faggot.
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>>82377566
Gay romance is obviously possible (and statistically more successful than heterosexual relationships in the long term lol), but Grindr is not a dating app. It's a sex app. Stop looking for anything other than sex in the sex app and you'll find what you're looking for elsewhere. Please stop being a faggot as others have pointed out.
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>>82377606
>Stop looking for anything other than sex in the sex app and you'll find what you're looking for elsewhere.
Are you a woman? Only a woman could ever say shit like "stop looking and you'll find" because they can't grasp the idea that non-women don't have a queue of men just begging for a shred of their pussy.
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>>82377620
I'm literally gay. You're just being retarded.
You're walking into Home Depot and complaining that they don't sell sushi. If you want sushi, look for it elsewhere dumbass.
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>>82377566
what is there to be jealous of? you get the same treatment on grindr. as a straight woman who has to stay a horny femcel because we have just too much to lose form casual sex, i envy faggots. they can literally take all the dick in the world without a single worry. there is no virginity to lose that will ruin all their dating prospects, no social stigma to being a whore, no risk of pregnancy, they don't have to fear male violence because they can defend themselves, you can hedonistically enjoy chad cock without any consequence while i have to vet men carefully or my life is ruined. not to mention gay moids are more attractive than straight moids because they take better care of their looks.
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>>82377566
>They literally just make a tinder profile, open the gates, let the messages flood in, and pick something.
That's literally how Sniffies works.
Actually no, on Sniffies you don't even need to make a profile. I've had dudes message me and send me nudes IMMEDIATELY after I clicked the "Browse anonymously" button before I even had a chance to fill anything out. It's so easy to get laid as a fag it's unbelievable.
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>>82377566
one of the reasons the consensus round these parts is that gay men can't be incels is because if your gay and you trip and fall there's like a 30% chance you'll land on a dick.
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>>82377628
>You're walking into Home Depot and complaining that they don't sell sushi. If you want sushi, look for it elsewhere dumbass.
If they sell meatballs at Ikea why can't they sell sushi at Home Depot?

>>82377642
>It's so easy to get laid as a fag it's unbelievable.
Yes but I want a bro with whom I'd play vidya, go out do sports, I'd cook for him and he'd clean the house, we would watch youtube slop and cuddle while smoking weed, we would have serious discussions about "why live" and we'd also laugh at racist fart jokes.

>>82377647
Recently I was talking to a guy and he was baffled when I tried to explain him that I don't really have much sex because anonymous sex with a random normie doesn't really excite me.
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>>82377566
Being jealous of women getting free attention from men as a man is some psycho tranny AGP shit
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>>82377670
no offense or anything but I think this is less of a gay problem and more of a (You) problem. you have a super grating personality and you sound kinda fundamentally unlovable ngl
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>>82377670
>Yes but I want a bro with whom I'd play vidya, go out do sports, I'd cook for him and he'd clean the house, we would watch youtube slop and cuddle while smoking weed, we would have serious discussions about "why live" and we'd also laugh at racist fart jokes.
Right so that's called a relationship and gay dudes do not have a difficult time getting those either.
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>>82377682
>grating personality
I use 4chan to out my frustrations. I promise I'm way more likeable IRL.

But yeah, there is some truth to that. I find it very hard to talk to most people, but when I come across someone with whom we click, it feels amazing.
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>>82377620
>because they can't grasp the idea that non-women don't have a queue of men just begging for a shred of their pussy.
Well yeah that's because you don't have a pussy.
You know what women and men have in common? An asshole.
You know how many men are going up to women saying "oh please babe let me stick it in your ass" ? Well yeah more than zero but it's by far not the preferred option for either of them.

>>82377670
Ikea is a largely female orientated space and women go and shop all day and make it a social event, and/or the family goes for some reason (to please the woman).
Home Depot is a barebones store for men without even any tile or roof and the men go there to buy and leave, not hang out and gossip like fags. I guess that's why you're complaining about it actually.
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>>82377700
>I promise I'm way more likeable IRL.
if one of your frustrations is that nobody loves you then (x) to doubt
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>>82377566
>>I can't express how frustrating this is when I'm at the stage of my life where I'm seriously interested in having an actual relationship, but I know that nobody will pursue me and I don't have anyone to pursue.
>All the gay chads just want to pump and dump me.
Straight guys could only wish for stacies to pump and dump them
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I don't believe a real actual gay guy wrote this shit. This is an obvious psyop
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>>82377566
>As a gay guy, I hate women because I'm so jealous of all the free unlimited attention they get from men.
...Interesting.
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>>82377719
>if one of your frustrations is that nobody loves you then (x) to doubt
haha can't refute that. But I'm also sure that most of us show the worst side of ourselves on 4chan, because it's the only place where we can out our frustrations in a relatively safe environment.

>>82377728
>Straight guys could only wish for stacies to pump and dump them
Eh, it's not chads pumping and dumping me. I can suck dick of 7/10, maybe 7,5 on a good day. But I simply don't think that this is a good deal, just like average man could theoretically fuck an obese landwhale but chooses not to.

>>82377729
>I don't believe
Neither did Doubting Thomas.

>>82377744
Elaborate.
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>>82377566
You won't get it too unless you are a twink that is feminine because you aren't born gay, the devil is a lie and tricks you into being gay and you choose to be gay but men still want femininity and women.
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>>82377761
>Elaborate.
Anon, was your father present for the majority of your childhood? Is your relationship with him stable and pleasant?
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I'll let you in on a little secret: you can just "jokingly" flirt with your straight friends and about half the time that's enough to get them to want to fuck you. You essentially just keep lovebombing them, especially if they're lonely, and eventually they'll cave and start a romantic episode with you. There are a few downsides; it will never be anything other than a somewhat shameful secret so don't expect the full relationship experience, also it won't last very long at all (& will likely come to an end the second he gets a girlfriend), and there's only a 50/50 chance it'll work. If it doesn't work you'll either lose them as a friend or they'll beat the fuck out of you, so you have to choose your prey carefully. But most "straight" men are nowhere near as "straight" as they think they are.
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>>82377804
pi crel

>>82377851
1. That's just gay fantasy that never happens in real life.
2. Even if it happens, I don't want to fuck guys I don't respect, and guys I do respect, I won't manipulate them into gay sex just to satisfy my fantasies.
3. Even if I didn't care about manipulating my friends, I don't want to be someone's temporary hole until he mets a w*man and then instantly forgets about me.

I just... wish I met someone with whom we'd enjoy spending time together and then this would develop into a relationship.
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>>82377917
>1. That's just gay fantasy that never happens in real life.
Anon...
>2. Even if it happens, I don't want to fuck guys I don't respect, and guys I do respect, I won't manipulate them into gay sex just to satisfy my fantasies.
Why not?
>3. Even if I didn't care about manipulating my friends, I don't want to be someone's temporary hole until he mets a w*man and then instantly forgets about me.
Why not?
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>>82377566
Fuck off to where you came from, cockroach
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>>82377917
>1. That's just gay fantasy that never happens in real life.
it's kinda harder to find gay guys that haven't fooled around with at least one of their straight friends than gays who have
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>>82377566
I just cross dress & have a few guys i hook up with as regulars. I don't pass but im lucky because i have naturally smooth skin and a naturally thin, feminine body. The trick is to keep your tummy flat, bum round and wear hot lingerie. they love it!
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>>82378029
OP doesn't want hook ups, OP is a gaycel. Just like straightcels, OP might be the problem
OP doesn't want degeneracy, he wants a relationship
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>>82378055
>OP doesn't want degeneracy, he wants a relationship
with a man, which is inherently degenerate. there is no difference between fisting a man and dating one -- both are acts of abjection.
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>>82378055
okay i get that. i just enjoy being a sex toy but he wants a life partner. well like everyone else he's gonna have to look around and wait. No point hating on foids it isn't going to make you any more attractive.
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skill issue but my boyfriend has been with me for like 5 years now. you just have to find someone who actually wants a relationship and who clicks with you. you wont find it on dating apps.
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>>82378098
Yeah, you sound attractive but i'm not gay. At least not anymore. I agree with your second point.
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>>82378122
that's silly anon u can't be gay then not gay kek
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>>82378182
What kind of lingerie do you wear? I'd like to know.
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>>82378281
these usually
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>>82378281
i have some crotch free body suits as well. they like me to wear skirts and blouses to
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>>82378330
What is your favorite position? Or do you just like being used however which way? I don't mind the thigh highs with some heels. Some music playing in the background
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>>82378376
whatever the guy wants to do to me. most like to have me doggie style or on my side. i like this because they can squeeze my tits and i love it. when im cuming is best. they like it because they can look at my bum. i know a couple of guys who like me on my back and this is nice to because i can scratch their backs
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>>82378376
And kiss
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>>82378434
Hmm, so you would like it if a guy had you in doggy and choked you and pulled you closer to kiss your neck and earlobe? Pull it out and eat you out slowly
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>>82378376
since youve been so n ice, here i am...
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>>82377992
>it's kinda harder to find gay guys that haven't fooled around with at least one of their straight friends than gays who have
I haven't. The idea is completely foreign to me.
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>>82378470
That bra. That position.
You look fun
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>>82378555
ty. i suppose i am. i let them do what they want to me that's how i get off. my favourite guy is a guy in Maroubra, a beach suburb here in Sydney. he likes to pinch and bite me and leave marks. i didnnt really like it at first but now i do. i get so hard thinking about him marking me. another guy likes me to wear skirts and cook his dinner.
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>>82377566
You're the crazy one for being a homosexual who wants another man's dick in your ass. Maybe stop seething and see that the source of your seething is ultimately your own flawed and corrupt nature.
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>>82378549
not even as a teenager? usually it happens in high school.
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>>82378583
I'm liking those bras and those pics. I can imagine you wearing a thong and pulling it to the side. Kissing it and eating it. You have a really nice body
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>>82378613
ty. i do a lot of cardio. tummy exercises and squats to keep my bum toned.looking after your body also makes u healthier
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>>82378596
bro I was terrified of anyone knowing that I'm gay. Also, I didn't have friends anyway because I was much less likeable than I am now.
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>>82378465
yes. i get that done to me all the time and i love it. putting me in a leash and pulling me back is yummy
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>>82378629
damn, you're kind of an outlier. i was also closeted in hs and i still ended up blowing like 3 straight guys and fucking 1. not to completion but still. i was pretty antisocial back then and even i got laid.
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>>82377566
Falseflag thread to make foid-hating trvecel chads look bad.
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>>82377630
You are already a whore because you have the whore mindset.
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>>82377566
are you full on gay? I'm bi, mainly into feminine males and I envy the gays that are into masculine men, cos there's an abundance of them and it's easy to just fuck. femboys and trans are even more picky and stuck up than women. but pussy doesn't really interest me anymore and hairy or normal guys don't turn me on.

I'm chasing something that's not natural/normal, so i'm stuck searching for unicorns
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>>82377630
>they don't have to fear male violence because they can defend themselves
it always blows my mind when women somehow know what being a man is like better than men. even when men tell them their experience and with statistical backing (assault on men being higher than on women), women still completely ignore that and continue their dumb narrative. Why?

Y'all do this in so many other ways around dating too. Are you stupid or just so stuck into your victimhood that you instantly filter out anything that doesn't make you the biggest victim?
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>>82377677
You don't know what AGP means.
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>>82377682
>no offense or anything but [...] you have a super grating personality and you sound kinda fundamentally unlovable ngl
This was hurtful and unnecessary.
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>>82378873
>mainly into feminine males and I envy the gays that are into masculine men, cos there's an abundance of them and it's easy to just fuck
What difference does that make to fags who want masculine men in an actual relationship sense and not just pump and dump? If you just want to have sex being into masculine gays is probably easier, but both struggly equally when it comes to getting any monogamous long term relationships.
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>>82379019
the difference is that the feminine males (femboys and trans) are much rarer than normal/masculine gay guys, or even just zesty/camp gay guys, so there's a much lower chance of me finding these unicorns in the first place. Much less one that wants me out of all the other guys lusting after them, for sex or relationships
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>>82377582
YWNBAW althoughbeit.
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>>82377566
That's why troons became so popular. Guys realized that if they can pass they can get attention from guys as well that you'd never be able to get otherwise.
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>>82377594
this type "im one of the good ones please don't hate me, people who hate me for being what I am" is both sad and funny. they don't like you pick me faggot
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>>82380083
Valid fucking point.

Pity that I'd never pass as a woman.
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>>82380138
>t. seething faggot cope
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>>82380138
When I call OP a dumb faggot, it's not because of his queerness or femininity or anything like that. It's because he's being a dumb faggot. I don't care about him being "one of the good ones," I care that he's being a dumb retarded annoying useless faggot.
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>>82378470
>>82378583
>brown
There's your actual problem. White twinks get attention and get to fuck just as much as women
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>>82377582
I hope you're brutally gangraped, hole
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>>82377682
This is worrying because this dude sounds like me personality wise. Like, I can't figure out what makes him so grating
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>>82380708
I think part of it (PART OF IT) is the constant, unceasing whining. waaaah everything's so haaaaard, god why do women get all the attentionnnnnnn ;_;

even when people try to offer solutions in the form of different ways to think about the same situation that don't cause so much misery and anguish, he fights to stay miserable.

fucking yuck
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>>82380865
>even when people try to offer solutions in the form of different ways to think about the same situation that don't cause so much misery and anguish, he fights to stay miserable.

>in the form of different ways to think about the same situation

how's that working for straight incels lol
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>>82378847
i am a pure virgin. cope harder.
>>82378897
are you too stupid to know that men at least have a chance to defend themselves against men compared to women?
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>>82381819
>i am a pure virgin
But you said that you want to ride the chad cock carousel, you just fear the repercussions. You are not pure, at least not in spirit.
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>>82381765
not great but 2bh I hate most straight incels too for the same reasons. they're way too whiny, overestimate how bad things are and go far, far out of their way to avoid genuine improvement.
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>>82382274
everyone is horny, what matters is how you act upon these urges and i remain a pure virgin. just lol if you thought virgins never think about sex or something.
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>>82377566
Have you thought about trooning out and buying fake boobs?
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Reminder that no actual foids post here.
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>>82380468
They seem like a tan white to me.
It don't matter.



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